The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 308: Theo Von

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  • @jesseredmond3060
    @jesseredmond3060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1259

    Theo to Chin: I got a cousin who got stung by a ton of bees at a picnic. Y’all look similar.

    • @menwithven8114
      @menwithven8114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Jesse Redmond then he calls him a spice trader lmao

    • @lewisbryant1359
      @lewisbryant1359 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Sim-a-lerr "

    • @5ykes
      @5ykes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Honestly ive never laughed so hard, fucking spice trader oh my days haha

    • @jeffv2981
      @jeffv2981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL that is great

    • @dy120481
      @dy120481 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Muse M She was saying having a bird is a bitch, she wasn't calling anyone a bitch.

  • @eniigmv
    @eniigmv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    The chemistry between Theo and Brendan is incredible.

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You are right, and they are making a podcast together. I think it will be in October. Update: Theo said that they would start in 19, cus they have to much to do.
      Happy holidays 🎅❄️

    • @loser6864
      @loser6864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      armed dane is it out I haven’t seen anything on it? I also am very stupid keep in mind

    • @eldahank
      @eldahank 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Brendan seems to have good chemistry with lots of men, he’s like a universal solvent of male energy. In a mostly heterosexual way

    • @johncooney9496
      @johncooney9496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eldahank 😂😂😂😂

    • @yamama9425
      @yamama9425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Almost like there gonna fuck each other in the ass

  • @bloodyredsin
    @bloodyredsin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Theo Von is a legit contestant for guest of the year, love his sense of humor.

    • @travishibachi
      @travishibachi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Him and Chris D'elia are my favorites by far. I like Chris because he spends most of his time shitting on Bryan and calling him out on his nonsense :D

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bloodyredsin he won heavy handedly

    • @bloodyredsin
      @bloodyredsin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I agree, Chris is great as well, I do enjoy Sasso as well, Michael Rapaport used to be my #1, but he was just loud and a bit obnoxious the last time he was on TFATK so this year I am going with Theo, I think he is a unique character.

    • @travishibachi
      @travishibachi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kevin Blom Make me a sammich? You gotta step ya game up bruh it's almost 2018.

    • @travishibachi
      @travishibachi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kevin Blom Daaaaaaaamn homeboy is throwing some HEAT. I bet your core temperature is 105 maybe 110 easily.

  • @_Vader_
    @_Vader_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Theo is gonna go down in comic history. Hall of famer. Mark my words.

    • @wisdomandchaos
      @wisdomandchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed *

    • @davidlewis1447
      @davidlewis1447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We know :/

    • @BEDMan-vl3xy
      @BEDMan-vl3xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like hall of farmer

    • @SelfMadeCulture
      @SelfMadeCulture 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His nonchalant set up to any fucking story and his closing is really unmatched. I love his view on life, yet I think he deals with a few demons. Then again...who doesn't!

    • @Buelr
      @Buelr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hahahaha anyone who relatively follows comedy knew this 5 years ago

  • @BudduredToast
    @BudduredToast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Everyone: Having fun & keeping it light.
    Callen: Tell me about your self esteem issues.

    • @LearnWithBrendanSchaub
      @LearnWithBrendanSchaub 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      BRENDAN SCHAUB IS A MAN LOVER THAT BISITS GLORYHOLES, IF YOU CANT TELL EVRY COMEDIAN ON THE SHOW ROASTS SCHAUB FOR DRESSING LIKE A LADY. JUST COME OUT BRENDAN

  • @jhughes19851
    @jhughes19851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Theo and brendan have hilarious chemistry. Theo is pure gold

    • @JC-wj5os
      @JC-wj5os 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Theo has great chemistry with everyone. The Church, Tigerbelly all hilarious episodes

    • @jhughes19851
      @jhughes19851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ya its true, I've seem them all and they are always great.... him and Bobby are great too "there was a rumor of an asian" lol...

    • @unkelTP
      @unkelTP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jhughes19851 Theo carry Schaub

    • @ethanharvey4869
      @ethanharvey4869 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya man he just made it seam that way but legit carried Shaub who just seemed like a nice laughing prop like a live on set audience member for that period didn’t really find anything he said or did as funny but said little enough to let Theo fuck shit up and do his thing...

    • @panern13
      @panern13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King and the sting.

  • @jonnycraft5514
    @jonnycraft5514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Theo Von and Joey Diaz are the 2 naturally funniest people alive

    • @travishibachi
      @travishibachi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm only 13 minutes in and already in tears. I'm tappin' out!

    • @agawied2910
      @agawied2910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Jonathan Dowlng theo is way funnier than Diaz. Diaz is annoying when he freaks the fuck out trying to get a reaction and flipping his hands around like a momo, and then makes fun of those same habd flipping fuckin momos.

    • @101thecallahan
      @101thecallahan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Jonathan Dowlng Joey literally just talks out of his ass. wow, you must be so easily amused.. smh

    • @101thecallahan
      @101thecallahan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Travis Grill are you serious? Y'all dudes are giggling at this like a bunch a b*tches smh

    • @jj1023665
      @jj1023665 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bill Burr

  • @NamelessDreadx37x
    @NamelessDreadx37x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Was this the origin of The King and The Sting!?
    All because Bryan was late.

    • @cashhabits5420
      @cashhabits5420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No it's one where it's just the two of them.i think the one where theo wearing a blue cubs shirt

    • @yaboii7210
      @yaboii7210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It’s where Theo said Brendan looked like he was stung by bees and Brendan said Theo hangs with rats and he was the rat king

    • @wisdomandchaos
      @wisdomandchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      3xactly.! *

    • @PaPaPOVEY
      @PaPaPOVEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Practically and there chemistry is off the charts.

    • @oddunb6190
      @oddunb6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes. Everyone gives Brendan shit but he boosted Theo’s career X 100
      That’s how he got on JRE.

  • @stickygun
    @stickygun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Theo needs to keeps the few friends he has left away from embankments.

    • @BigShaneGillis
      @BigShaneGillis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Cocaine, Pornography, and Embankments are amongst the darkest of the arts

    • @curtmirin7454
      @curtmirin7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sticky lmfaoooo everyone always took pills nd hit a embankment

    • @deni6943
      @deni6943 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's an embankment anyway?

    • @royaltyJkash
      @royaltyJkash 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sticky seriously. Seems like a real big issue in his circle.

    • @royaltyJkash
      @royaltyJkash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Deni the part of the road that is raised, mostly along more country roads. In the city we have guard rails. In the country they just pile dirt up there.

  • @kevinmcgowan9250
    @kevinmcgowan9250 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    40:02 Theo Von: Back in the prehistoric...I think like uh Mesothelioma days...
    Mesothelioma: A tumor of the tissue that lines the lungs, stomach, heart, and other organs.

    • @mtambro
      @mtambro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was searching for this comment as soon as I heard that nonsense

  • @joey_ferrari24
    @joey_ferrari24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Holy shit... within the first 3 minutes talking about Gerard Butler, “was he all bodied up??”
    “He looked like about a 41 pant, so whatever that means”
    “Did he look like a spartan?”
    “He looked just, Greek”
    “Oh he was bulkin?”
    “Yeah he looked like he was from the Balkins”
    Hahaha godamnit

    • @imrankazzy9076
      @imrankazzy9076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Lol when he started talking about rabies and the spotted dog i lost it, also his reaction to brendan calling him stupid lmfao

    • @royglen9817
      @royglen9817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loool subliminal disses to Bryan !

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bruh, that Balkans line KILLED me. Theo Von is a freakin stud in this comedy shit

    • @carsonwentz8301
      @carsonwentz8301 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Balkans

    • @puffythefam4225
      @puffythefam4225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You went back to edit your comment and still got it wrong my guy

  • @Scottiscool93
    @Scottiscool93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Bryan came in and just GADOOOOOSHED the mood.

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do u mean?

    • @zanew6804
      @zanew6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      absolutely fucked it up

    • @NoBeunoPendejo
      @NoBeunoPendejo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's such a douche in general... I bet messing up the vibe is something he does on the daily. Just my opinion. He annoys me. Like him assuming just because Theo's friend was an obvious cho mo... because he was an openly gay man. He's got short bald man's complex. Lol

    • @larryhoover2541
      @larryhoover2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@NoBeunoPendejo And you've got some unnecessary pent up anger to dislike a dude you've never met so much. Get some help pal, strangers shouldn't be making you this upset.

    • @whitneymartin3739
      @whitneymartin3739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he's Soooooooooooo annoying. 🤮🤮🤮

  • @HardstyleOG
    @HardstyleOG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Theo kills every podcast he's in - Hey hey..For SUREEEEEEE Guest of the Year Gadoooooosh

    • @mrcoolaids1
      @mrcoolaids1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Psun free cunch

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude please tell me you watch Theo's podcast "This Past Weekend"? If not you are missing out on some next level comedy gold medal content bruh! Onward....

  • @shushanthswinderballs1122
    @shushanthswinderballs1122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    In retrospect, we got to thank Callen for being late that day. If he wasn’t, we might have never seen the great chemistry between Theo and Brendan and have gotten King and the Sting.

  • @SixtyEightnOyouOne
    @SixtyEightnOyouOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I come back here every year and this is still funny, legendary podcast Theo is freakin hilarious

    • @badabing2302
      @badabing2302 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same or i try to, somehow I forgot about the theo tfatk episodes and the Chris Delia ones since covid.

  • @a_roderick1153
    @a_roderick1153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Theo needs to be a constant on this and JRE. Never laughed so hard and he never repeats his insane stories.

    • @a_roderick1153
      @a_roderick1153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I'll fight a blind kid that can jump high"
      Fucking dead.

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has his own podcast but does amazing with other people

    • @TheDomaZog
      @TheDomaZog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Theo is fucking genius, but with some people he doesnt jive at all. They don't know how to react. So it's hit or miss with him depending on the guy/girl he's talking to "gets" him or not.

    • @stevencruz285
      @stevencruz285 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      he repeats his stories all the time but u know there's honesty in there at least. burr, c.k. and von are straight killers nobody compares

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super_Duper_ Saiyan Nah...Don't put Theo around those male prostitutes...

  • @huzzyb6824
    @huzzyb6824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    21:15 Theo grabbing a yoga date with MJ while Brendan and Bryan are distracted. What a smooth operator

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huzzy B aint goin nowhere, said hes "over sex"

    • @JWalks
      @JWalks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha I clocked that too guys a g 😂👌🏻

    • @getmoney8858
      @getmoney8858 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes sir!,onward!

    • @yubtub89
      @yubtub89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Greeezy Theo has simply mastered the art of successful adultery, even got the whole internet convinced he's done with pussy lol

    • @boxing4life410
      @boxing4life410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mj so hot id fuck

  • @Aus10kilborn90
    @Aus10kilborn90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Theo von guest of the year by a landslide

  • @DavidMaloneyProductions
    @DavidMaloneyProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "He's bulking"
    "Yeah like, he lives in the balkans"
    Lmao

    • @tysonbigslyce752
      @tysonbigslyce752 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @theogbunn7672
      @theogbunn7672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im pretty positive Brendan said "hes Balkan" and then Theo said "like he's from the Balkans" xD cause right before that theo said he's Greek.

    • @gavinswearingen6492
      @gavinswearingen6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theogbunn7672 well your wrong

  • @mcfarlandbrothers2209
    @mcfarlandbrothers2209 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    man i miss these old shows with Theo and Brendan. RIP KING AND THE STING

  • @Ian-kd6vp
    @Ian-kd6vp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Theo is legit the most naturally funny dude. Any podcast he has been on, it's been the best episode of the series

  • @phlyghstaff9965
    @phlyghstaff9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    callen fucking fucked up the best 20 mins this podcast has ever had...

    • @gbreeze5718
      @gbreeze5718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "So let's talk about your low self esteem" " ohh he loved you, he was grooming you" super weird b

    • @theboilerrooom
      @theboilerrooom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fucking facts

    • @Prim3e
      @Prim3e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i agree 100%

  • @jdvencill4936
    @jdvencill4936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    hahahaha the "Mesothelioma days" joke was lost on Brendan and Bryan

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm glad someone else caught that Haha

    • @saucemansrsrnad5888
      @saucemansrsrnad5888 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CezaMVO first watch, but that was funny LMAO

    • @hanslanda8303
      @hanslanda8303 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mesopotamia lmao

    • @Xxbwachamp445xX
      @Xxbwachamp445xX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao that was hilarious. The correct term is Mesozoic I believe

    • @KillerKolt44
      @KillerKolt44 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      These guys aren't very sharp haha

  • @ChuckTreble
    @ChuckTreble 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    28:37 Theo mocking Brendan's way of saying "therapy" got me.

  • @hunterdale2342
    @hunterdale2342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    27:40 Theo Von makes me feel better about life. Thank you, Honestly.

  • @bioworkzllc9540
    @bioworkzllc9540 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This is the funniest TFATK ever! I want to nominate Theo to be the guest of the year. Never laughed so hard listening to a podcast.

    • @caiotefu9856
      @caiotefu9856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BIOWORKZ LLC Yup... without That 2 faced Rapaport shouting his non-sencical BS everywhere! Theo was cool, calm and collected and fucking hilarious! AWESOME!

  • @skaterdude14b
    @skaterdude14b 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:17
    Theo: mmm.. he looked like maybe a 41 pant
    Brendan: wow that is not spartan
    Theo: yeah greek, he looked more just greek
    Brendan: he's bulkin' right now
    Theo: yea like he lives in the Balkans
    Brilliant

  • @patrick4451
    @patrick4451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    i laughed more this episode than ever

    • @stevenmartinez872
      @stevenmartinez872 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrick or just EDIT 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂✌🏽✌🏽u know it's says edited after you change it 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @patrick4451
      @patrick4451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      we need you to take it easy steven

    • @stevenmartinez872
      @stevenmartinez872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patrick bruh u wrecked yourself just stop before you do it again 🤣😂

    • @patrick4451
      @patrick4451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you're embarrassing yourself man

    • @stevenmartinez872
      @stevenmartinez872 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrick EDIT

  • @posboys4136
    @posboys4136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You get enough money dude, and you order a couple'a, ya know, hearty-wristed people and a couple'a swords man. Who knows what can happen" 😂😂😂 holy shit

  • @justinlawlor3898
    @justinlawlor3898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just went back and watched all the early episodes of tfatk with Theo again , my abs are soooo sore, greatest comedy chemistry of all time

  • @mauricio9364
    @mauricio9364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Halfway through this podcast and I can say guest of the year

  • @peterfootball91
    @peterfootball91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I second all the guest of the year comments Theo is so underrated

  • @gkallday5254
    @gkallday5254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    I like bryan but i feel like the first 20 minutes were so hilarious and then bryan showed up and it kinda changed everything and it got more serious instead of theo just saying the funniest silly shit

    • @jaredkinneyjr
      @jaredkinneyjr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gavin Kelly u r totally right! I watched this again & laughed so so hard, again..... until Bryan comes in. I wish he wldnt of showed up. Cld have been podcast of the year @ the pace Schaub & Von were goin, 4 sure.

    • @BM21017
      @BM21017 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly!

    • @jorsmith07
      @jorsmith07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I don't like Bryan.

    • @TonyReyesFilm
      @TonyReyesFilm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I completely agree. I like Bryan, but feels like he takes himself so seriously as an intellectual. Bums me out.

    • @SeanThomson11
      @SeanThomson11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      first 20 minutes was the most I've laughed at this podcast in so long

  • @rideronthestorm_
    @rideronthestorm_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    21:03 Theo is genuinely appreciative of being there. Thank you guys for believing in Theo and getting him on here. Definitely well deserved and beautiful to see it really helped him a lot.

  • @ratio2007
    @ratio2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Theo and Brendan kill it on King and the Sting the first 20mins was comedy genius

  • @joeyfinlay2475
    @joeyfinlay2475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I love Theo, so fucking funny. Love his humor and timing.

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Finlay his accent and words he can pull out of no where is pure genius

    • @miami_mutilator
      @miami_mutilator 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      “its the dark arts, bruh”

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you seen his podcast 'This Past Weekend"? My dude I'm telling you that shit has more spice in it than a pot of New Orleans jambalaya!! Onward...

  • @jeffreyvandenbrink144
    @jeffreyvandenbrink144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Theo just murdered Fighter and the kid,
    Best one yet.

  • @iMoFLDEZZY
    @iMoFLDEZZY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I love surgery man when i 8 i ate a load of coins and had to get surgery"
    "How many did you eat?"
    "Almost 8 dollars"
    The best line ever said on this podcast. Theo is a genius

  • @TheJohnGway
    @TheJohnGway 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Theo is the most openly sexually confused man I've heard.

  • @saiyanleague653
    @saiyanleague653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    19:07 - 20:35 had me fallin to the floor crying LMAO!

  • @apinksquid
    @apinksquid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "I know a guy used to put spots on his dog" Theo is the best

    • @bradleymcwilliams2629
      @bradleymcwilliams2629 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ........but hes dead.....drove into an embankment!

    • @whatwho8502
      @whatwho8502 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp??

    • @apinksquid
      @apinksquid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whatwho8502 idk lol this was 5 years ago, good luck finding it

  • @patrick4451
    @patrick4451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    theo is fucking hilarious

    • @beyondtheview9668
      @beyondtheview9668 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Patrick you're fucking hot baby

    • @101thecallahan
      @101thecallahan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrick judging by your picture I bet you're one ugly dude lmao

    • @beyondtheview9668
      @beyondtheview9668 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Patrick lol I'm trolling

    • @patrick4451
      @patrick4451 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      not you mate

    • @DemiseBot
      @DemiseBot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Patrick he tries a little too hard sometimes.other wise yeah

  • @sladewilson555
    @sladewilson555 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    "I was Eating dolphin dandruff doing dope"

    • @dakotasonney2142
      @dakotasonney2142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you remember the time of the podcast that he said that? I wanna listen to that part again

    • @hvrc0
      @hvrc0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dakotasonney2142 19:52

  • @Isvvx
    @Isvvx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Put me in 299.. the prequel" lmaooo

  • @AVH8TOR
    @AVH8TOR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2021. How great is Theo??? Love listening to Brendan and Theo cut up on each other. They’re great!!!

  • @PLuSConvey
    @PLuSConvey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Only 10 minutes in and I'm dying! Theo Von is the best

    • @Joe-nx7nj
      @Joe-nx7nj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jerome doom approves

    • @jaredfrazer8713
      @jaredfrazer8713 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Props for the DOOM pic

  • @dirigoyoutube6455
    @dirigoyoutube6455 7 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    Theo is so naturally funny; I wish he would talk like this more on his stand up. He special was like watching a different person. Still funny af, but not as funny as his natural stories between friends

    • @found_working
      @found_working 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dirigo you right

    • @ethanharvey4869
      @ethanharvey4869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dirigo TH-cam so true perfect example of why NOT to ‘Force things’ when dude lets shit just flow and come to him he his laugh out loud funny like I whatch a bunch of legit funny shit and still barely EVER physically laugh even when I do actually find stuff funny and this dude just talking shit and going back in forth in convo makes me fucking fall out legit. Yet his standup fucking sucked in my opinion compared to my expectations because i was expecting this Theo and that’s just an impossible standard to live up too like he’s plotting and performing a planned routine on purpose where as he’s at his best when it’s 100% just on his flojo shit and coming off top with the convo comebacks and spitting his game... Weird how that works but he’s a rare example of somone whose just so naturally funny that when he tries to be he’s not as much I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️...

    • @1Solace
      @1Solace 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's getting there

    • @Lootroq
      @Lootroq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I felt the exact same way about Greg Giraldo. Always baffled me how different his stand up was to him in conversation with friends shooting the shit and roasting each other

    • @boogiewoogiebearboy
      @boogiewoogiebearboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His podcast is 100% that.

  • @kennyavallon3466
    @kennyavallon3466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Theo was absolutely on fire in this episode I never laughed out loud this much during a podcast

    • @matthewalkman386
      @matthewalkman386 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and Bryan literally ruined the entire vibe when he walked in. Bryan sucks

  • @d.j2006
    @d.j2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Some gay man that used to live by the park by me used to put spots on his dog” LMFAOOOO what? Man this guy is just funny for no reason

  • @donovanlopez5733
    @donovanlopez5733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Funniest dude thats been on your show no question. #1 guest. R.i.p to everyone that Theo Von has ever known lol

  • @danielcappelli1235
    @danielcappelli1235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Any fucking podcast that Theo Von is on is a MUST FUCKING WATCH! Dude is the most funny guy ever right after the king himself, Joey Diaz!

  • @markblanco6956
    @markblanco6956 7 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Brendan the type of guy to interrupt a eulogy

    • @francodanco2203
      @francodanco2203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mark Blanco LMFAOOOO

    • @HHA92353
      @HHA92353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "I disagree, he wasn't a draw. I love the guy don't get me wrong"

    • @marc115115
      @marc115115 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessss

    • @paulwilliam5023
      @paulwilliam5023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Blanco Most accurate thing I've heard in a long time

    • @fozzit
      @fozzit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Pastor: Richard Riley was a Great Man. He...
      Brendan: *rolls eyes* I disagree man. He was okay.
      Pastor: He put everything into his life and his fa...
      Brendan: *shakes his head* He's okay man, but don't get me wrong, I'm not a hater, I love the guy a lot, and he had a hog on him, but he ate like shit man.
      Pastor: and his family.
      Brendan: yeah, he did have a family.

  • @LilyOfTheTower
    @LilyOfTheTower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    43:57 Bryan and Brendan talking about their dads having hiccups.
    Theo says "you should have your dads on to talk about that" 😂

  • @gordonshmordon
    @gordonshmordon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “Ridin sharks decoding asians and maybe even being gay” one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard in my life

  • @Jason-mx8dl
    @Jason-mx8dl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "I love surgeries, dude. I looove surgeries."

  • @NytronX
    @NytronX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The first 20 minutes had me in stitches.

  • @brandonbarton9942
    @brandonbarton9942 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Brendan actually lets Theo talk, which is very surprising. When you have Theo on your podcast, let him ramble because the content is too fuckin' real and hilarious. When Theo is on the church, Joey hardly lets him speak and cuts him off a lot which bothers me because Theo is one of the greatest story tellers of all time. Let him talk!!!

    • @mowbetta15
      @mowbetta15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brandon Barton cuz he was high as fuck

    • @Sjordan1496
      @Sjordan1496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For real those Joey podcasts make me anxious everytime Theo is about to delivery some comedy gold Joey will add some bs same thing kind of happened here half the time Theo starts talking he gets cut off it's like let your guest speak if you want him on

    • @brandonbabauta2915
      @brandonbabauta2915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool name

    • @rachelc586
      @rachelc586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sean Jordan
      I agree

    • @rachelc586
      @rachelc586 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brandon Barton
      Seriously dude 👍

  • @nickfonseca484
    @nickfonseca484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Eating dolphin dandruff doing dope”

  • @nathanmoseychuk7523
    @nathanmoseychuk7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hands down one of the best episodes ever. the first half hour or so had me in stitches when i first listened to it. This was for sure the catalyst for king and the sting.

  • @mcdiesel88
    @mcdiesel88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Theo is one of the most naturally funny guests I've ever seen on anything, genuinely off the cuff hilarious, he doesn't have to try.

  • @henryfallins8291
    @henryfallins8291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Made me so happy when Theo's like "It's good your still doing standup, even if it's just to do it or whatever" haha

  • @CodysFavorites
    @CodysFavorites 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "you can look that up. actually you can just close your eyes and you'll know" lmfao talking about the asian guy

    • @TheWsteed
      @TheWsteed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have never laughed so hard bro. "Dark arts, boy...."

  • @nestormozqueda6355
    @nestormozqueda6355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m so happy these two got there own podcast! Gang gang, buzz buzz!! Cheers 🍻

  • @powergrower
    @powergrower 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    God Damn it! When he started talking about how he joined a cult I spit my drink all over my computer.

  • @patrick4451
    @patrick4451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    south loves theo

    • @no-st9kr
      @no-st9kr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So do the British he's on that Joey Diaz level

    • @420Tarzan
      @420Tarzan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is your thumbnail not flagged? *thumbs up*

    • @hatkins02
      @hatkins02 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      West coast does as well !

  • @ChippeWAjawsh
    @ChippeWAjawsh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Theo looks off in the distance glazed eyes. " I don't like doing yoga outside in dirty places. "

  • @joseloco5460
    @joseloco5460 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:48:42 got him guest of the year

  • @JayAye206
    @JayAye206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Theo: I love surgeries dude
    Brendan: what kind of surgeries have you had?
    Theo: oh dude I’ve had a couple quarters taken out .. swallowed up wards to 8 dollars when I was a kid
    Me: wtf 😂😂😂
    Theo and Brendan are naturally funny and I’m glad they started a podcast!! Chemistry is on a different level

    • @MonstaTimDubstep
      @MonstaTimDubstep 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is Brendan and Bryan's podcast homie... Theo is a guest on this episode

  • @normansabin8322
    @normansabin8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro he just improvising and hes killing it harder than anyone I have ever seen on this show 20:14

  • @metaxa219
    @metaxa219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Holy shit I'm in tears laughing at the first 20 minutes of this

  • @daveamschler
    @daveamschler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    THEO IS THE BEST GUEST BY FAR TO DATE....... LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY.......

  • @alexandermuller8941
    @alexandermuller8941 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “I cant have this penguin slappin’ my friends.” possibly the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

  • @morganreece9387
    @morganreece9387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo talking about the " cult " he was in was actually just the MTV show he was on lol 😆 im so dead!

  • @juliuscaesart
    @juliuscaesart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spotted dog bit is hilarious man 😭

  • @Zalleyzal
    @Zalleyzal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    This man said “mesothelioma days” 😂😂

    • @caiotefu9856
      @caiotefu9856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alexander Alley Instead of what?..... Mesolithic?

    • @oscarserna916
      @oscarserna916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Took me so long to find this comment. THANK YOU. "Mesothelioma skull" 😂

    • @critsoballs
      @critsoballs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He took me back to some old commercials lol

    • @aberamsey9258
      @aberamsey9258 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo is a true genius

    • @matthewswan2904
      @matthewswan2904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He meant Mesozoic. I think, but that was a long time ago. Humans weren’t around yet.

  • @oak8891
    @oak8891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Yeah! Theo is he hilarious man, truly original sense of human

  • @MistaChu72
    @MistaChu72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The first 15 min literally put me on the floor

  • @trevorheffy1852
    @trevorheffy1852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "If somebody's spottin' his own pet bro, I'm out" 😂 hands down is in my opinion guest of the year

  • @solobarro
    @solobarro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "i gotta cousin that was stung by a bunch of bees and yall look kinda similar"
    hahahhaha

  • @steviefranchize21
    @steviefranchize21 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Guest of the year! Dude had me rolling!

  • @aaronaaron7671
    @aaronaaron7671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Von killed it

  • @hashem1811
    @hashem1811 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Bryan's cool, but kinda wish he got there about 90 minutes later this episode.

    • @VirtanenDK
      @VirtanenDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't worry Theo/Brendan are making a new podcast. The Bee Sting and The Rat King. Don't take my word for the name, you will find out. First time is in October 😁

    • @alexhaile14
      @alexhaile14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VirtanenDK Why do you keep commenting and spreading this misinformation?

    • @TheDiamondSkye
      @TheDiamondSkye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alexhaile14 jokes on you now, it wasn't false. bang bang.

    • @hashem1811
      @hashem1811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@VirtanenDK All hail the prophet, Amed Dane

  • @gatordonttakenoshiat
    @gatordonttakenoshiat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Theo with the best podcast performance of all time

  • @systemdnb214
    @systemdnb214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theo the man and I see my boy Brendan rocking the OG NMD R1's. Big up dudes.

  • @LetMeRaveTV
    @LetMeRaveTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    GUEST OF THE YEAR. Theres not one sentence he uttered that wasnt funny lmao

  • @PutonyourSundayBests
    @PutonyourSundayBests 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    For everyone commenting bout how fucking hilarious Theo is, you should check out his podcast 'This Past Weekend', it's great

  • @TheJoey2sox
    @TheJoey2sox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You're stupid dude.. You're stupid man..." 😅 Lost my shit

  • @DavidMartinez-kc9nz
    @DavidMartinez-kc9nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At 50:10 Theo complements Brendan and the look in Brendan's eyes is hilarious.

  • @28copland
    @28copland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first 20mins should be up for some kind of award!!!! Fkin hilarious

  • @psanch9
    @psanch9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:48:23 Theo with the Asian sounds, I died.

  • @superman8109
    @superman8109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I've never seen Brendan laugh so hard! Theo is fucking hilarious!!

    • @zakman9209
      @zakman9209 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kyle Skerjanec you mean you evaluate if. something is funny on how a. body builder laugh at it?

  • @adamshifflett12
    @adamshifflett12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Theo Von is funny af

  • @Shavars.Sanctuary
    @Shavars.Sanctuary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theo has other comedies in stitches laughing uncontrollably lol he’s so underrated

  • @karensmith4748
    @karensmith4748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    one of my am absolute favorites!! Theo is a legend, one of the most interesting and hilarious ppl ever. and he and Brennans energy is unreal!! love love love!!!

  • @steveswafen2528
    @steveswafen2528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Theo Von straight out of the gates throwing heat

  • @Poteluz
    @Poteluz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Damn it Theo was killing it and Shaub was adding to it and then Brian got there and killed the whole mood, just sucked the funny out of it. First twenty minutes had me rolling, whew that shit was funny.

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did he kill the mood genuinely curious like I noticed it was less funny but like how did he do it I wanna know kinda so I dont even do it lol

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cj-we3jf Really I thought he was doing a good job at listening when he came he didnt really tlak it was theo talking about the gay bus boy

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cj-we3jf Oh im noticing he makes it a lot about himself

    • @Ash-of1yl
      @Ash-of1yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cj-we3jf Bro something about him just seems fake idk what it is but im afraid of that being me so I wanna know

    • @Tv-or8yg
      @Tv-or8yg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp so I can move on with my life after the FUNNY

  • @Coopa3711
    @Coopa3711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Theo Von guest of the year. Fuck Hinchcliff, Rap, D'leia, VON IS THE GOAT!

    • @paulwilliam5023
      @paulwilliam5023 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chad Toots I was thinking the same thing hes on the worst guest if the year list

    • @Jattmafia313
      @Jattmafia313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rap is a piece of shit

  • @CheezeBloxYY
    @CheezeBloxYY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The way these boys were sitting made that gay section of this shit so much funnier 😭

  • @maxim9461
    @maxim9461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this podcast here is so fucking underrated 😂☠️
    Theo & Brendan killed it

  • @bbwarwick
    @bbwarwick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Theo von and Joey Diaz with Eddie bravo for a fight companion.

    • @kresin1000
      @kresin1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fluffytoke That Would be Fucking Epic !!!

    • @dudemanbro1950
      @dudemanbro1950 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      all you will hear is eddie cracking the fuck up the entire time in the background lol

    • @pread7491
      @pread7491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blind jack Russel