Tom Segura | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @TheFastballs
    @TheFastballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2593

    Hearing Tom say, "Dunking looks fun" now is probably the best foreshadowing to his upcoming year possible

    • @Drpeazy
      @Drpeazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Jesus Isn'tReal you are all right now that’s thatroadthe the on up goingwhat’swhywhat’s I aaaattrwhy

    • @booowie8374
      @booowie8374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Drpeazy cops r after u

    • @SS-L.O.T.O.
      @SS-L.O.T.O. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And him saying he wishes he was black , maybe his accident might not have happened lmao

    • @donniefights5668
      @donniefights5668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha yooo unreal

    • @fsttag1
      @fsttag1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@booowie8374 lmfaoooooooo dude yes!! They told me they were coming after that guy..

  • @RRRRobbbb
    @RRRRobbbb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4286

    I’m high af and spent the first 30 seconds of this video trying to figure out why there’s a glass of orange juice on fire.

    • @tylersnick1684
      @tylersnick1684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Lmfao

    • @armandocarranco7960
      @armandocarranco7960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Wtf lol

    • @sylviem.1299
      @sylviem.1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yep drugs make me you stoopid.

    • @itzAyden
      @itzAyden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol

    • @spLiffyFOUR20
      @spLiffyFOUR20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      my high ass was watching the the very first 30 seconds and rewinding trying to find this glass of OJ on fire... took me 3 minutes to give up and then see it on the table later... lmao.

  • @inFiniteTraCer
    @inFiniteTraCer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2690

    “I don’t know, dude. If I knew, man, I would know. You know?” -Theo Von

    • @slomofo
      @slomofo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Same

    • @francoson3811
      @francoson3811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Time stamp?

    • @mikelary88
      @mikelary88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Franc Oson 35:41

    • @tukRfukR
      @tukRfukR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep. I know, bro. You know?

    • @alieninstallation50
      @alieninstallation50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      gettin philosophical now haha 35:37

  • @mikep7.
    @mikep7. ปีที่แล้ว +284

    “I speak enough Spanish to work in a kitchen.” Not even 5 mins in and Theos already got me in stitches 😂🤣🤣

    • @Orange45ajfi
      @Orange45ajfi ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do really a lot of mexicans work in the Food industry in america?

    • @Rowsy91
      @Rowsy91 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Orange45ajfi bruh they all do lmao

    • @Orange45ajfi
      @Orange45ajfi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Rowsy91 lol

    • @Nephetssings
      @Nephetssings ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine thinking that’s funny

    • @mikep7.
      @mikep7. ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Nephetssings you’ve clearly never worked in a kitchen

  • @germancondor4745
    @germancondor4745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2502

    Its nice to see Tom reach out and form a friendship with his first son’s father

  • @jedidiahlongtree341
    @jedidiahlongtree341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    35:41
    "I don't know, dude. If I knew man, I would know, you know?" - Theo Von, 2019

    • @PlightOfAMan
      @PlightOfAMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WhatHighThink Podcast that might have legit pissed Tom off..

    • @newsrapper
      @newsrapper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One of the funniest things ever said

    • @dvmn1
      @dvmn1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I knew someone would quote that

    • @villehamalainen2541
      @villehamalainen2541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's deep

    • @alexakimov
      @alexakimov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't know til ya know.

  • @3EBstudio
    @3EBstudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    'Bobby is like a war veteran who didn't even serve' lol ... loooool.

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck ปีที่แล้ว +206

    “I feel like if I knew, I’d know, you know?”
    Words to live by Theo 👊

    • @thatguy-ip4bs
      @thatguy-ip4bs ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just stopped giggling from this, cacked myself 😂😂😂

    • @gr8fakeh8monger
      @gr8fakeh8monger ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm definitely going to use this daily. Until the day I die

    • @christopherbrock921
      @christopherbrock921 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I caught that too 😂

  • @davidlrogers
    @davidlrogers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    1:44:00 "i have bad circulation, in my legs; in my arms i can do almost anything" - Tom's face lmfaooo

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@corbinwhite9383 so funny /s

    • @owenschilling7707
      @owenschilling7707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Genius bit, it seems effortless

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dave Rogers Tom’s thinking, “wow! This guy is hilarious!”

    • @MegaFlorest
      @MegaFlorest 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@susie7336 I think he appreciated Theo's non sequitur, quirkyness, but it's "Cool guys" that Tom truly find hilarious: th-cam.com/video/duV7-0Sw2N0/w-d-xo.html

    • @ruggerosmith1167
      @ruggerosmith1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corbin White it's spelled "cock".

  • @joescott2561
    @joescott2561 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I'm still laughing at the guy that said he's high af and for the first 30 minutes , he tried to figure out why there is a flaming glass of orange juice😂😂😂

  • @nefo8167
    @nefo8167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    “Bobby is a throw pillow that occasionally does things” 😂😂😂

    • @GodsNode
      @GodsNode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      laughed out loud and I haven't even heard this part yet.

    • @dakronikles
      @dakronikles 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my goddddd

    • @Ghostwolf173
      @Ghostwolf173 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      almost made Tom spit up his water.

  • @wigglethemiddle1
    @wigglethemiddle1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    I like Theo because he’s honest and isn’t afraid to admit he doesn’t know something. Sincerity is sorely needed nowadays

    • @mjstevens92
      @mjstevens92 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So sincere and endearing. It's so refreshing.

    • @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM
      @Mr.T-BAGGIN-UR-MOM ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@mjstevens92just like ur m o m

    • @especiallyabsent
      @especiallyabsent ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Until Tom is like "the bill is like $11, what am I supposed to do, calculate?" And Theo just busts out 15% without thinking about it.

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "a mixed baby stops shaking it's rattle." 😂
    brilliant.

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn I commented this and scrolled down and saw this lol nice

    • @neckashi6971
      @neckashi6971 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Somebody time it for me

  • @adamc9771
    @adamc9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    #TheoGate has spawned the best free unintentional interest for these two dudes to talk to each other.

    • @johnedward8352
      @johnedward8352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Unintentional? Hmmm maybe. Maybe manufactured? Nothing better for views and likes than some scandal!

    • @adamc9771
      @adamc9771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@johnedward8352 100% curated by the fans and then tom and theo brilliantly went along with it.

    • @RK-re5tj
      @RK-re5tj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We're pawns in their game

    • @AlexMiddleton111
      @AlexMiddleton111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Manifest destiny

    • @vincebay1798
      @vincebay1798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Everybody likes to laugh and be happy. That’s the message

  • @Mslalastephanie
    @Mslalastephanie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Tom: she was so hideous
    Theo: was she strong at least?

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This dude's brain is... beyond the average person's.

    • @hambone3145
      @hambone3145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know lmao I was dying

    • @ibe4205
      @ibe4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Mike-sp4iz I always think about this and I think it’s a combo of both

    • @wingnutmcspazatron3957
      @wingnutmcspazatron3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mike-sp4iz Bruh, I'm saying only a magical brain can think of such a thing to say no matter what the purpose.

    • @rockyevans1584
      @rockyevans1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wingnutmcspazatron3957 his Forte is surmising, he's quick but you need to get out more. He's funny, but you being blown away speaks more to your limited interactions than some unrecognized genius on display.

  • @samanthaorick2280
    @samanthaorick2280 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "But when I ask my inner spirit did it happen.."🤣 I laughed out loud. It's takes a lot for me to laugh out loud cause I'm dead inside, but great episode, I also adore Tom.

    • @lorettadobson902
      @lorettadobson902 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone made feel like that once,then one day I stop crying about what was lost and gone then I seen it for the blessing full of life lessons thanking God once again for saving me giving me strength, that was in 17' now fuck that insane narcissistic waste of oxygen AN EX= PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thatslavicdude
      @thatslavicdude ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lorettadobson902 dude you sound fuckin crazy lmao stop trauma dumping in the comment section 💀can you not afford a therapist or something? 😂😭

  • @andeswalk7909
    @andeswalk7909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    100% approve of this layout. Sick new studioo

    • @_idiot
      @_idiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that buzzing in the background is a little annoying

    • @_idiot
      @_idiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      nevermind i think it's brendan using a vibrator

    • @skinnybonejonezz
      @skinnybonejonezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was skeptical during first episode with Delia, but it’s pretty badass now that it’s done

    • @robertjackson6056
      @robertjackson6056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is there a picture of the whole podcastville wall?

    • @T2Darlantan
      @T2Darlantan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      looks like they didn't finish Bill Burr's wife's face on the Podcastville thing, almost seems racist

  • @stefanod2402
    @stefanod2402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "I don't know dude. If I knew, man, I would know. Ya know?"

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Yeah.”
      ded

    • @JWitt30
      @JWitt30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #TheoLogic

    • @C.A.D.
      @C.A.D. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My favorite part is that it made perfect sense

    • @OKULTRACOMEDY
      @OKULTRACOMEDY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is why he's always reminded me of a weird Louisiana Mitch Hedberg

    • @GlidgetRonan
      @GlidgetRonan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This statement that Theo said was very interesting to me. What he is essentially saying here is, "If I knew, I would tell you, I try not to hide anything". He comes across as such a genuine guy it makes my heart sing.

  • @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy
    @_SeeYouSpaceCowboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    “ He was hufflepuff and I was Sniffendor” -Theo.
    It’s truly amazing how unbelievably quick witted Theo is with his comedy. It’s instant. Truly amazing when you stop and appreciate it. Keep it up Theo, I sense you’re secretly down af on yourself but believe me, you got a lot of fans my man!

    • @Wildchile
      @Wildchile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fckn hilarious

    • @junglistsoul-jah4903
      @junglistsoul-jah4903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Silly u know he had that one loaded up

    • @ibelieveyourlies1984
      @ibelieveyourlies1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@junglistsoul-jah4903 Yeah you can tell he has them saved up and is just looking for a place to put them

    • @drewtap
      @drewtap 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro its crazy how guests dont even notice it

    • @roblockster9905
      @roblockster9905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@junglistsoul-jah4903 Maybe, but he does those off the cuff a ton.

  • @conorbanaszkiewicz4887
    @conorbanaszkiewicz4887 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Theo saying 48 and Tom thinking for a split second he meant 48 years apart before Theo explained that was her age is the most underrated moment in this episode

    • @OnlyBrans
      @OnlyBrans ปีที่แล้ว

      Feels more like he’s ‘Yes and’-ing

    • @timvarano5562
      @timvarano5562 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was probably thinking.. "my wife is 48....."

  • @sooperfly88
    @sooperfly88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    " He was hufflepuff, and I was sniffindorf"😂😂😂 Classic Theo.

  • @FTWinnick
    @FTWinnick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Theo is turning into my favorite interviewer. His questions are so thoughtful/wholesome yet funny/quirky. He seems quite sad though I think he's lonely.

    • @wayned535
      @wayned535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You ever watched the h3podcast with him? He kinda touches on his loneliness. I feel him tho, I feel the same way. Alot of people like me because I'm friendly and love people but I'm weird and lonely at the same time lol.

    • @DClean
      @DClean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@wayned535 Hey man, thats why I relate so much to Theo. Im the same way. Im this insular, kind of self preserving entity. I want to live by myself, but I still appreciate human contact. Its just that, I need to sleep in y own bed, and l need my own space. I like the idea of a family, and im getting older, but i feel like it would be very suffocating at the same time. Maybe its just called being selfish. Still tryna firgure it out.

    • @lucasloucetios164
      @lucasloucetios164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sam Pickles that’s not called being selfish. That’s called discomfort with intimacy.. and can be worked through.

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@DClean i cleaned houses for a long time and you wouldnt believe how many happily married people sleep in different bedrooms have separate office or getaways. Most people need space. Me and my wife are the opposite but everybody has a way of making it work.

    • @danieljak2784
      @danieljak2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wayne maybe look at it as you haven’t found many people as interesting as yourself? That’s not a bad thing, maybe just force yourself to start conversations with different people. What I’ve learned in 40 years of life is the cool/weird people are the quiet ones. If that doesn’t work, smoke some weed and get a bulldog....endless years of comedy and a best friend who never double crosses you! Just a thought bro.

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    I think my favorite thing about Tom and Theo together is how Tom doesn’t know if he should laugh at some of the silly shit Theo says

    • @Laurendezvous
      @Laurendezvous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Holy Hand Grenades kay

    • @LJ-MMA
      @LJ-MMA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You just told everyone... Grows some balls and talk to a women in real life, not like that either mate

    • @josiffexplosiff1
      @josiffexplosiff1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why?

    • @WERK777
      @WERK777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      When he looks at everyone else and half smiles :P

    • @kristopherrice1465
      @kristopherrice1465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lauren W 😍

  • @OdintheGermanShepherd
    @OdintheGermanShepherd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Theo has become my favorite podcaster. Dude is funny.

  • @brittmeinke2751
    @brittmeinke2751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "I speak enough to work in a kitchen" lmao

    • @joeyherp6257
      @joeyherp6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      britt any Single?

    • @joeyherp6257
      @joeyherp6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      britt any Lets go on a date?

    • @brittmeinke2751
      @brittmeinke2751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Alvin Walters lmao yeahhhh its a little much right?

    • @ceasesp5478
      @ceasesp5478 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @aronekman8129
      @aronekman8129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mm

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Andrew Santino on Tigerbelly and Tom Segura on This Past Weekend
    The podcast gods are smiling down upon us

    • @nv3831
      @nv3831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cheers ill drink to that bro

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      an angry ginger is never going to be funny...but each to their own

    • @LPJMagicmusic
      @LPJMagicmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheDuke4100 bill burr is the only one to break that barrier, for me anyway.

    • @hamschh
      @hamschh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ive never laughed at anything andrew santino's said

    • @pablochavez1497
      @pablochavez1497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Santino is the worst....Most these guys are doing well because of Joe Rogan. Tom,Bert,Andrew, # hacks

  • @KrystalMimms
    @KrystalMimms ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "...it got weird towards the end"
    "It got weird towards the end IN COURT"
    LOL that was an underrated line

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    “I’d rather see my Dad beat my mom than to see my dad wearing elbow pads” 😂😂😂😂

    • @justingary9982
      @justingary9982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Or... Go to my dad's funeral 200 times than him come home safe with a f**kin bike helmet on 😂

    • @ivanb7809
      @ivanb7809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Whats the time stampp

    • @Sticky_Ricky
      @Sticky_Ricky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ivanb7809 around 1:49:00

    • @tonyrichard6285
      @tonyrichard6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you put this on mute, Tom looks like a child psychologist talking to a second time senior in high school with severe A.D.D.

    • @alfredandersson875
      @alfredandersson875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tonyrichard6285 epic stolen comment

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Out of all the personalities that are now making a podcast together these 2 need more than anyone. That shit would be like watching 2 serial killers get away with it but without the guilt of feeling bad for the victims

    • @reillyobrien4372
      @reillyobrien4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Three Bears One Cave

    • @newportnelson
      @newportnelson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All they'd need is Chin as their audio guy

  • @westofwahpeton4692
    @westofwahpeton4692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2736

    Tom looks like the very outside piece of those Russian nesting dolls.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Trooper Jett 🥇

    • @grantstonex
      @grantstonex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Wow. Well fucking done. One of the best/original slams i've seen in the comments.

    • @Ervinabrahamian
      @Ervinabrahamian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think they call those Babooshkas, which I also believe is the russian word for Grandma

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ervinabrahamian i believe so you are right about babooshka lol im english i call my gma babooshka lol

    • @RK-ti2qq
      @RK-ti2qq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gold

  • @sybilgillespie8019
    @sybilgillespie8019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I love listening to theo at night when I'm laying in bed going to sleep. But I have to turn it off because I start laughing Everytime. So funny.

  • @dominicg554
    @dominicg554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Theo lookin like Tom Waits drank Mark Wahlberg's Polyjuice potion and its wearin off

    • @jaqenhghar5756
      @jaqenhghar5756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lmaaaoooo! s'underrated comment!

    • @Lookielou
      @Lookielou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ahahahah this

    • @dermotmoynihan6999
      @dermotmoynihan6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hhahhahahaha

    • @icecoldchilipreppers
      @icecoldchilipreppers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If this joke didnt reference Harry Potter it would be a good joke...
      Nahh it's good.

  • @nickbotic
    @nickbotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "You know what I'm talkin' about?"
    "...no but keep going."
    Any podcast with Theo in a nutshell.

    • @jill7997
      @jill7997 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @Laura-qo5tx
    @Laura-qo5tx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I think his appearance on Rogan was what helped launch Theo's success. I know back in Feb 2017 I saw him for the first time and fell in love with his comedy.

    • @skilletburritos8464
      @skilletburritos8464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This & being on joey cocos pod numerous times where coco actually just sits there & lets theo talk. Not many are given that opportunity and i love uncle joey to death.

    • @user-yq3yp9gy6q
      @user-yq3yp9gy6q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laura you could say that about so many podcasters

    • @genericname2982
      @genericname2982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I had to bet on it, I'd bet all my money on his Rogan appearances springboarding his success. I'm sure other appearances gave him exposure, but most of the volume probably came from Rogan. Once discovered, his podcast kept his audience and built loyalty.

    • @fatboybiking3874
      @fatboybiking3874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I think I saw him with Rogan first and then on jk news shortly after that and I’ve been a fan ever since

    • @noahanderlick5707
      @noahanderlick5707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Me and Darrel Strawberry"

  • @murdockqotsa
    @murdockqotsa ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "And violencia" as he makes a stabbing motion at 4:20 fujcking killed me and of course it's at 420

  • @daltonbradford6335
    @daltonbradford6335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love when Theo expands on his random statements it's priceless.

    • @magicsugarbump4972
      @magicsugarbump4972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When he said be likes to be present during surgical procedures i lost it man lol

    • @longdong3889
      @longdong3889 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom barely let him talk, just a jerk!

  • @blickygobrrrrr
    @blickygobrrrrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Theo Von is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Funny as hell! Especially in a free form conversation setting like this.

    • @danielgrinnell9998
      @danielgrinnell9998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's better in this format then his standup I've watched.

    • @rockstarzee19
      @rockstarzee19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly! Podcasts are really like freestyle comedy and Theo is incredibly quick witted in these situations.

    • @McShag420
      @McShag420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      His jokes are so wild sometimes they go right past even the best of comedians. I find myself laughing so hard at shit that goes right by his guests.

    • @blanerampart4986
      @blanerampart4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danielgrinnell9998 Agree. Watched his special and it was quite hit and miss. His style of humor really shines in this format. Some of the throw away things he says are fucking hilarious.

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kyle Watanabe he’s not underrated at all man people love him

  • @fiLthy_Rx
    @fiLthy_Rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Tom Segura is easily one of my favorite podcast guests out there, he's almost always funny and conversations with him never get stale.

    • @Michael-jr5ie
      @Michael-jr5ie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he is also super smart, particularly business wise. his peers say this a lot. a great example was him talking about the owner trying to pull a fast one but he knew the exact number he should be paid based on keeping track of ticket sales, prices and his contract specifics. sounds simple but im sure many just take the check and leave.

  • @MadelineNorris-t5y
    @MadelineNorris-t5y ปีที่แล้ว +5

    U can tell Theo asking Tom to take him on a Spanish comedy tour was from the bottom of his heart

  • @deathmonktv7626
    @deathmonktv7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Bobby Lee is peeking from behind Tom's chair. Nosotros Papaya.

    • @russiaprivjet
      @russiaprivjet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that kalayla next to him too? Haha

    • @GriseldaBSF410
      @GriseldaBSF410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beansntoast You think thats bad take a look at his saved videos lmao

    • @mrimpossible4353
      @mrimpossible4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bobby Lee hasn't left the comedy store in months.

    • @deathmonktv7626
      @deathmonktv7626 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beansntoast maybe one that's been held back a few times.

    • @dustinrisinger1958
      @dustinrisinger1958 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how they made Bobby have down syndrome

  • @lancechampion719
    @lancechampion719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Tom and Theo both worked in pizza parlors?
    Anyone else wanna see them do a Something’s Burning with Bert for their comeback episodes?

    • @gank9
      @gank9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't Tom leave ATC tho?

    • @PowerHouse1987
      @PowerHouse1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      O my god yessss!!

    • @TomasG18
      @TomasG18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      God yes....

    • @jeffboyd8139
      @jeffboyd8139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gank9 yeah but do you need to be part of ATC to be a guest on a show on that network?

    • @gank9
      @gank9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jeffboyd8139 I feel like you do, cause I haven't seen him on ATC literally since he left

  • @zachfarnitano3496
    @zachfarnitano3496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Right at the end dropped that little "oh I didnt even bring up chihuahua gate" .... I see what your doin big papa👀

    • @purpledurtysprite
      @purpledurtysprite 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i need context pls whats chihuahua gate?

    • @comegetthathitter6935
      @comegetthathitter6935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dragondick Lunatic he stayed fucked up back then. He probably was just holding someone else's dog. There no reason to lie about having a dog. It makes no sense.

    • @jakrispy3418
      @jakrispy3418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I kno right! That bastard planned tht shit!

    • @worldofwarcraftxenon6871
      @worldofwarcraftxenon6871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look into it! Theo was on toms show lately all after Theo Gate reached a high #theogate and even in that episode Christina says she wants theos Pe- chiwawa

    • @dr.celsius886
      @dr.celsius886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dragondick Lunatic i saw a reddit post where theo is HOLDING A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA. #CHIHUAHUAGATE

  • @brettorrmusic
    @brettorrmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    TOM: I was in a steam room.
    THEO: I was in a self-esteem room.

  • @Rs-xw4bj
    @Rs-xw4bj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Honestly I love the mural so much, it’s so cool to figure out who’s who. I almost died laughing when I saw Bobby lee behind the closeups of Tom

    • @slimdonut123
      @slimdonut123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And pink dick lmao

    • @adamgm84
      @adamgm84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I recognized Bill Burr before I even realized what was going on.

    • @Liquidsmoke206
      @Liquidsmoke206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its cute but distracting for a podcast IMHO

    • @pullingguard1212
      @pullingguard1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish theyd show the whole thing

    • @kperreault420
      @kperreault420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The shulz one is great too

  • @jrg1121
    @jrg1121 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The stories these guys are passing are super interesting. They've both lived such unique lives.

  • @Patriotsoftwash
    @Patriotsoftwash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    I think I'd trust Theo with my kid way more than Santino or D'elia.
    Bobby is just off the list.

    • @kaminsod4077
      @kaminsod4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      I wouldn't trust Bobby with a goldfish

    • @jordanadams4360
      @jordanadams4360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Delia doesn’t even watch his own dogs

    • @psychobeefsticker
      @psychobeefsticker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bobby is probably the weirdest . idk how he has a girlfriend

    • @jim1550
      @jim1550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bobby actually responded to this. Seriously, he is normal all Korean raising kids. Would you rather some psycho cranked on juice teaching your kid "normal"shit for the extra 50c?

    • @ghost3918
      @ghost3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@jordanadams4360 those aren't his real dogs. He pays someone to bring them over all the time. Chris Delia is a phony.

  • @Tom-xv5rk
    @Tom-xv5rk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Possibly the funniest comedians on the planet...and possibly other planets, we don't know what he does with his spare time."lol

  • @Twigg4075
    @Twigg4075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "What's the biggest age gap for you?" -Tom
    "Besides when I came out of my mom?" -Theo

    • @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr
      @Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tom just replied with a "right" 🤣

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Twigg4075 damn I gotta hear that what time ?

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. TIME STAMPS PEOPLE

    • @OhhSwapy
      @OhhSwapy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he said 48 lmao... but cleared it up

    • @dumbeldore9067
      @dumbeldore9067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches not writing The time stamp i meant

  • @osirispereyra8608
    @osirispereyra8608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The sniff after Theo mentions cocaine definitely brought him back 😂 55:25

  • @chadstinnett721
    @chadstinnett721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    55:27 I laughed so hard cause of the snap call "what did you like the most when partying"
    "OH COCAINE " that hit SO CLOSE TO HOME lmao

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this the same chad stinnet that lives in knoxville tennesee lol? I think i know you.

    • @garyfinley454
      @garyfinley454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chilliLRK was it?

    • @chilliLRK
      @chilliLRK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@garyfinley454 he never replied idk haha

  • @timaldridge84
    @timaldridge84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    The 1st openly gay fighter was Brendan Schaub. Come on Theo you knew this

    • @ivoxvxi7482
      @ivoxvxi7482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man went out with ronda rousey, youve no business calling him gay 😂

    • @jswany72
      @jswany72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment 👌🏻

    • @Geopoliticstoday2
      @Geopoliticstoday2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@ivoxvxi7482 Rhonda " strap-on " Rousey?

    • @johng8671
      @johng8671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Geopoliticstoday2 Haha Navi out here pretending he doesn't want to be dominated and hip tossed by Ronda, what a time to be alive

    • @patrickoneal4082
      @patrickoneal4082 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was literally about to comment the same thing. Touche Sir

  • @andrewptob
    @andrewptob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Tom seems like a really nice person. Like, he would definitely babysit your kid last minute or give you a ride out of the blue.

    • @ragingmcqueen
      @ragingmcqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Yea but he is gonna give you mad shit for it tho🤣

    • @Shoota5269
      @Shoota5269 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ragingmcqueen mossst definitely 😂

    • @mikeharris4562
      @mikeharris4562 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol with what I’ve heard from Tom lol there is no way he would look after my kids 😂

    • @merp9211
      @merp9211 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’d help you move. 😊

    • @trerowe22
      @trerowe22 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He'd offer you his jacket in the movie theater.

  • @ragingmcqueen
    @ragingmcqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Theo: I love being apart of surgeries... on myself,
    Also theo: I've had enough of medical professionals.
    These guys absolutely kill me

  • @annaanderson9666
    @annaanderson9666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That Mural!! Anyone else pause the video just to admire it and giggle at all the podcast universe jokes up there.

    • @TheStu9000
      @TheStu9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've been trying to google a pic of it, can't find 1 yet :(

    • @mugsylogues
      @mugsylogues 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      instagram.com/p/BzRdZpQJb3q/?igshid=17mtkpzmwuoid

    • @ylliberishaj3253
      @ylliberishaj3253 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know it’s hilarious

    • @nathanhensn8717
      @nathanhensn8717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does anyone know who the guy with the glasses on blonde hair that's ontop of Tom's right shoulder is suppose to represent?

    • @JKhouri
      @JKhouri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nathan hensn I think it’s Andy Dick. He was on TFATK with Bobby Lee a while back

  • @DClean
    @DClean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Damn this was fantastic, Tom played the straight man, and Theo was goofin off, the chemistry was spot on.
    I felt like I was sitting around the table with the boys, which I havent done in many years.
    Thanks for the laughs and the smiles guys.

  • @aliciarose1693
    @aliciarose1693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    Seeing them genuinely make each other laugh feels good in my soul. I hated Theogate.

    • @rogerstone481
      @rogerstone481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Whats theo gate?

    • @rogerstone481
      @rogerstone481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@4purs ah thats weird. The he said she said crap in show business is way past its lease.

    • @aliciarose1693
      @aliciarose1693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Everyone kept assuming that Christina and Theo had a fling as well. I'm a mommy and a gang rat so the whole thing felt like I was watching my parents get a divorce or something. I hated it, so glad it's over. 👖🐀👑❤

    • @joshnovosad3414
      @joshnovosad3414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dog Gate is now open to interpretation

    • @dominicg554
      @dominicg554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Anyone else think they all just agreed to cover it up for practical reasons? Makes a lot of sense to me... 😗

  • @jhm1069955
    @jhm1069955 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “the whopper looks like it just got out of a domestic dispute”. i haven’t laughed that hard in years. and he said it like its a normal thought

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Like I said before, Theo is welcome to be Mexican any time. We welcome him with open arms.

    • @Hallucinato444
      @Hallucinato444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "like i said before" nobody reading this even knows u

    • @lowkeybeats4330
      @lowkeybeats4330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Put the knives down first papa

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He doesn't want it

    • @projectivemotion
      @projectivemotion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      all he has todo is get a tattoo of his last name and he's in

    • @darrensimmy870
      @darrensimmy870 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd love to travel to Mexico. Thinking about next year for several months. Amazing people and country don't know If it's safe to travel

  • @reggiedunlop2222
    @reggiedunlop2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Theo- “I speak enough to work in a kitchen” 😂 Keepin’ it real Theo 👌🏻

    • @chedawg9611
      @chedawg9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When he said “vi-o-lencia” he meant “Valentina” for the hot sauce hahahaha “chicharrones ey” “si wey” that part killed me

    • @jimhenry3383
      @jimhenry3383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chedawg9611 😆 legendary

  • @XavierCastillo
    @XavierCastillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    So glad you've got Bert Kreischer's friend on today!

  • @joshuahunyady3736
    @joshuahunyady3736 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Hahahaha seriously watching this while working as a cook at the ramada. I lost it.

    • @itsamemario5724
      @itsamemario5724 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give me your credit card info why don't you lol

    • @trevorhill5560
      @trevorhill5560 ปีที่แล้ว

      @itsa me mario a cook at ramada? bet there isn't even anything on that debit card.

  • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
    @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Damn just heard about that embankment bad boi passing away....RIP Billy Conforto

    • @_sowhat_
      @_sowhat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      where ya been, bud?

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      deg By the interstate with them roids bruh, waiting for billy and Theo to swing by....they never showed up and I got worried so I looked into it and found the bad news....rip

    • @_sowhat_
      @_sowhat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol that's rough. Sorry you had to find out like that, man.

    • @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762
      @blakehaggard-coversextras-2762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Matt Grace I appreciate that bruh, onward

    • @Cloncurryboi88
      @Cloncurryboi88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blake Haggard 😂

  • @iwatchyoutube6539
    @iwatchyoutube6539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Bill's wife is definitely gonna complain about that mural lol

    • @motaman7597
      @motaman7597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @ironsink34
      @ironsink34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Haha I started typing to ask why and then I saw her and Bill lol.

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yoooooo i couldnt figure out who that was. Damn they did Nia dirrrrrty lmfao

    • @samanali8309
      @samanali8309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Looks like it’s unfinished and still needs her outlines... 🤔

    • @ndfl276
      @ndfl276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      its like the artist ran out of brown paint ROFL

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "I got coked up with this girl let her cut something outta my hip"
    -Theo

  • @the_dj_max
    @the_dj_max ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo is way smarter than he makes himself seem. He said “he had a Wolf I’m talking like Jack London” and only somebody with a 5th grade reading level could know about White Fang & Call of the Wild 😂

  • @Imtussel
    @Imtussel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    I feel like Theo’s gunna end up having kids at a later age and end up coming to terms finally with why his dad maybe waited so long to have kids himself

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or he becomes Leo DeCaprio 3.0

    • @Absurdword
      @Absurdword 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bro holy shit.

    • @Imtussel
      @Imtussel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Absurdword 😂

    • @klucas7204
      @klucas7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      bro that was fire not gonn lie. I think you might be into something..seems like a real possibility at this point. On that note,
      gang gang.

    • @davidpowell172
      @davidpowell172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Apple doesn't fall far from the tree 🍎lol

  • @Themandogh
    @Themandogh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    The funny thing is Tom and Theo are actually a great podcast combo

    • @dannywilliams3764
      @dannywilliams3764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fuck Schaub. Get t-bunz on KATS

    • @Themandogh
      @Themandogh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Danny Williams nah

    • @MultiFab14
      @MultiFab14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      good without his wife hey

    • @davidl1390
      @davidl1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was incredibly boring, they have no chemistry. Tom needs the right individual interviewing him because he has no personality.

    • @LockSteady
      @LockSteady 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Way better combo than Brenden Chub

  • @sirmixalot7372
    @sirmixalot7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love when Tom looks to the other guys like "is he being serious right now?"

  • @jonslaughter3369
    @jonslaughter3369 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You’re such a powerful creator Theo, you can create whatever you want in the space of intimacy.

  • @aubrey310
    @aubrey310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Theo looks so good in this one. Sometimes I get the feeling that he is holding back with showing us how intelligent he really is.

    • @NomoOrelSax
      @NomoOrelSax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel the same

  • @brendan3894
    @brendan3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    RIP Billy Conforto, a busboy gone too soon

  • @ashleymeggan
    @ashleymeggan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You can tell Theo got all the Accelerated Reader points as a kid. He always got that pizza hut party.

  • @mohjothecat7683
    @mohjothecat7683 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He started chuckling, knowing he had a great line, waiting patiently for his turn and then said, "Yeah, it's almost like I'm the Sloth of Ball Street," 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pewdiehaas4061
    @pewdiehaas4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I could listen to Theo and Tom talk all day! One of my favorite podcasts ever!!!

  • @wangchung8658
    @wangchung8658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm so thankful for the TPW podcast. Theo's stand-up is top notch but the very best of his comedic genius truly comes out in the podcast with his off-the-cuff improv. One of a kind!

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    this is like watching a schizophrenic with excellent comedic delivery talking to themselves

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like that👍

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So glad I could be your 69th like. Gonna go have a smoke.

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evan Abbott I really like that...

    • @steppeinder1002
      @steppeinder1002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh no, another one who thinks schizophrenia is multiple personalities

    • @CarlosMontesBby
      @CarlosMontesBby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@steppeinder1002 never heard of hearing voices? Thats not multiple personality disorder.

  • @nathanmazz3965
    @nathanmazz3965 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hearing, "we're planning the tour 2020" "ah, I'm gonna need more time, maybe 2023" aged like fine wine

  • @iLLConscience
    @iLLConscience 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Tom and Theo have such a good synergy it’s awesome they just keep flowing off eachother it’s very natural hope to see more of them together! one of the best podcasts iv seen in a long time

    • @adammoye5978
      @adammoye5978 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope you are doing well in October 2023, iLL Conscience ❤

    • @iLLConscience
      @iLLConscience 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@adammoye5978 I am!! Thanks fam I hope the same for you!

  • @ry7088
    @ry7088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “Bill Clinton’s playing Apex Legends” -Theo Von, 2019.

    • @dox1726
      @dox1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      while hes on twitch

    • @SC-fq4jc
      @SC-fq4jc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

    • @non-binaryeugene733
      @non-binaryeugene733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sarah C 1:33:27

    • @du5hbag978
      @du5hbag978 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh i saw this and i wonder if he plays that would be dope

  • @KartikChainani
    @KartikChainani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    When Theo tells Tom he thinks cooking shows are for girls, then tells him Tom seems like he’d watch cooking shows like 5 seconds later hahah

  • @stephenroby8498
    @stephenroby8498 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    RIP Tom's pop. I am also from Louisville, KY. I love both comics, and I just want to say thanks for all the laughs during the worst time of my life. Loosing both my legs due to vascular issues. You guys made it tolerable.

    • @electrobrendan2059
      @electrobrendan2059 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey man, I’m no one at all but i appreciate you telling your story because perspective is all we really need at times

    • @tfanning111
      @tfanning111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish you the best man. That’s rough, but you got this. Stay strong and seek happiness

    • @jimhenry3383
      @jimhenry3383 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      May God bless you my brother 🙏

    • @kennedykirby9014
      @kennedykirby9014 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry you've been going through something so unfortunate. I'm glad you were able to find an outlet to keep you standing strong though.

    • @williemasterofdestruction5339
      @williemasterofdestruction5339 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've known a few people that have lost limbs.
      Don't let it get you down too much bro. Alot of them found ways to be able to keep living happy lives. One guy who lost an arm figured out how to play video games.
      Another who lost a leg and a foot is still a really excellent cyclist.
      I too have had a few rough patches over the years and am glad I can work still for one (barely but...) and 2
      ITS A JOB WHERE I CAN LISTEN TO THESE AWESOME FOOLS ALL DAY!!😅❤

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Finally refreshed my feed just enough times

  • @jasonpack5105
    @jasonpack5105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Am I the only one who rewatches this like once every couple of months. The beginning is podcast gold.

  • @JamesCA
    @JamesCA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Theo was kinda nervous until he hit that cooking joke. That was the turning point for Theo to get his footing. Great podcast

  • @askyourmother451
    @askyourmother451 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One day I want to see theo go back to his town and have a meet up with all the people he grew up with

    • @jennifers.3818
      @jennifers.3818 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, too risky for his sobriety

    • @jeffreyblock16
      @jeffreyblock16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theo needs like a Christmas special where he goes home

    • @melaniecampbell6280
      @melaniecampbell6280 ปีที่แล้ว

      They all pasted away.

  • @threeminuteshate
    @threeminuteshate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Did you know who Killer Bs were?"
    "I have heard of Killer B's. It's two women, right?"
    Theo is a legend with the subtle jokes.

  • @isaacashfield9188
    @isaacashfield9188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    stared at Simpson joe Rogans bicep the whole vid

    • @raydon14ify
      @raydon14ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isaac Ashfield How’d ya know it’s Joe? Could be a different guy in an onnit shirt haha

    • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
      @JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raydon14ify I thought it was Brendan.

    • @worldofwarcraftxenon6871
      @worldofwarcraftxenon6871 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's joe ye

    • @mooseballs5282
      @mooseballs5282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I starred at Down syndrome bobby lee

    • @PatrickGeorge97
      @PatrickGeorge97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Revolution Will Not Be TH-camd Brendan doesn’t have tattoos like that, his are filled in. And no one else pushes onnit like joe does

  • @erikal4135
    @erikal4135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Woke up with severe anxiety, turned this episode on and calmed me instantly. Praise god for theo and tom.

  • @John-mf1sz
    @John-mf1sz ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom is too genuine to be having a conversation with Theo 😂
    It’s legitimately hilarious how funny it is that takes everything he says seriously and responds accordingly.

  • @boiboi3161
    @boiboi3161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “I’d be black in seattle, that’s easy” 💀💀💀💀

  • @jim7423
    @jim7423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Robert Paul Champagne made Theo's mural! Apparently Tom decapitated him and Christina's holding the trophy!? "I'm Lovin it!!

    • @jaqenhghar5756
      @jaqenhghar5756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mcdonalds tagline on accident??! A true mommy !

    • @Lookielou
      @Lookielou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jaqen H'ghar Noticing the reference at all makes your jeans quite high and tight too, sir.

    • @jaqenhghar5756
      @jaqenhghar5756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amy touché 😏

  • @ObnoxiousBlightbringer
    @ObnoxiousBlightbringer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If these two are allowed to keep conspiring, we're gonna have a West Coast DC Sniper situation.

  • @megyskermike
    @megyskermike ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tom's expression when Theo shows him the "cyst" is absolutely hilarious. Looks like its a scene from a movie; killed me 😂

  • @Melanittanigra
    @Melanittanigra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I love surgery"
    12 seconds later
    "I've had enough of the medical profession"

  • @mikeo759
    @mikeo759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Theo looks like Kid Rock is nearing the end of his life as Benjamin Button

    • @123G-r4d
      @123G-r4d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike O amazing

    • @yockinnottou
      @yockinnottou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike O this is the best one I’ve heard

  • @mattsamples9002
    @mattsamples9002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Flowers for Algernon reference flashed me back to middle school 😂😂😂

  • @TheMackDaddyXD
    @TheMackDaddyXD ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE when Theo does his sponsorship clips and goes “I remember this one time…” no you didn’t Theo lolllll

  • @STEALTHKAOS
    @STEALTHKAOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I would love to see Theo talking to Mark Normand on here ASAP.
    Does anyone know if they have met before ?

  • @drewmania6034
    @drewmania6034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Segura masterfully flipped the interview 180 halfway through the show and became the host, it was incredible.