Just picturing big Schaub being the elder statesman at Hot Topic that takes his job super seriously and all the young employees with blue/purple hair and multiple lip piercings hate working with really amuses me.
And Joey, "coked to the gills in 85" Diaz. Also Joe, "11 hydroxy metabolite, keto, kettle bell" Rogan. I doubt anyone can talk for hours and hours and not ever repeat a funny story
Stop The Tape Haha I do. I had to stop listening to his podcast. I love to hear him on other podcasts from time to time but there was way too much unbelieveable stuff for me
The best line in the whole podcast - " You can't be Brenden Schaub again, you gotta come up with a new fighting name cuz everyones gonna be like "oh I beat this guy" - Theo Von LOL
The Bits: 0:00 Opening Roasts 3:46 Ed Orgeron 5:45 Women's Band-aids 6:43 Peaches 7:18 Swayze Hair 9:18 Billy Conforto (RIP) 14:28 Molester Belt 17:52 Pizza Hut vs Dominos 20:37 Hair Roasts 22:16 Theo's First Asian 26:27 Theo's Childhood Restaurant Experience 29:27 BJ's Pizza 31:26 Racist Band-aids 33:50 Theo the Fighter 35:22 Theo in Vietnam 39:37 More Roasting 41:05 Duck Egg 45:38 Lesbian Capris 48:08 CM Punk 51:41 The Trail of Tears 52:20 Theo Speaks Japanese 52:49 Kizzy Laront 53:21 Ric Flair Drip 57:46 You Already Got a Wig Bro 1:00:30 Benedict Arnold X9s 1:01:52 Silence of the Limbs 1:03:40 Kindergarden Strippers 1:05:48 Get Fucked Chris D'Elia 1:07:49 Paddlin 1:12:44 Lawton McKee 1:15:54 Labour on the Runway 1:28:10 Instinct, Rumour, Legitimate Hearsay
@@cultaholics You're right. But it seems Theo knows how to skirt the line without pushing to the point he gets defensive (and awkward, and unfunny). With no Callen, Theo and Brendan are actually funny! And I'm no fan of Schaub in anyyyyy other context. The sad / ironic thing is... I guess a lot of people voiced this opinion, which got them a podcast. But their podcast is nowhere near as good as these Theo Brendan TFATK Episodes. In my opinion that's because when they added an ensemble (shapell, Filipina girl, nick + chin)... ensemble crew in front of them, Brendan feels the need to perform and get laughs from that small audience, as it were. Since he cannot come close to Theo's wit, he frequently and unoriginally rewords whatever funny thing Theo just said.
Callen isn’t a good sport either that’s why they are together perfect couple ! I’ve seen episodes where Brendan is having a convo with someone and as soon as callen feels left out he interrupts with some random billshit he can’t stand not being the center of attention
He was holding his own: "now let me ask you, with that lesbian haircut do you get a discount on Subaru Outbacks, how's that work? Are they just in forest green?"
Y'all talking about Pizza Put vs Domino's when the true champ is that Grey Block Pizza. Grey Block Pizza on 1811 Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles with all of their fancy hitters like the Frenchy, The Deep Cheese, and the Venus.
I really like that Chin records stuff like at the beginning, or every once in a while at the very end he'll keep the video running after Brendan does the outro. Little things like that I think are really cool cause it almost makes you feel like you're seeing the real them, even if they're pretty much the same. Keep at it Chin!!
This episode needs Callen. Laughing and fun is overrated. I need a long winded egomaniac to bring things to a grindig halt with a story about an obscure ancient civilation.
@@Sam1878Henry Massimo is the Target department store brand for clothing. Like in UK there's M&S and people take the piss. It's known to be trendy and budget. Lol, Theo is forreal a genuis
Love theo on podcasts he always tries to get everyone in the room involved and feel funny, whether its his sound guy ( dont know his name), Chin, or Lee. Theos never afraid to share the attention much luv RAT KAAAAANG GET IN DARE !!!!
Hi Mommy, thank you for addressing this important topic. Barf Crystals is indeed Fat and Very Racist. Pretty sure he has neuropathy as well. Thanks, Jeans.
I've listened to hours upon hours of Theo Von content, and I've never heard him lie. I've heard him joke around and I've heard him be wrong about something, but I've never heard him get caught lying. Dude is one of the most sincere people I've ever seen.
Jezuus christ.. i can listen to these 2 Roast eachother 10 hrs straight. They are thee best roasting duo in history.. i was gonna quote some, but it would be way too long comment..
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This is my favourite pair for any podcast I listen to.
Theo + Bobby Lee, JK news is way funnier. Not a stuck up bee stung bitch complaining about him being racist all the time
Cough* Bryan called and Chris d’elia*cough
CAM I completely agree with you man, I'm Irish and this is how we rib each other. It's all love with an abusive undertone haha
Fern sauce..... sweet
I love Theo, but I can’t respect anyone that has Brandon in such a list.
"A guy that will not retire from Hot Topic" 😂😂
That one is right up there with "a mechanic at Nordstrom Rack".
sixburgh64ss no chance. Mechanic from Nordstrom Rack is by far the best.
"You look like you sell 2x4skins" that killed me
Just picturing big Schaub being the elder statesman at Hot Topic that takes his job super seriously and all the young employees with blue/purple hair and multiple lip piercings hate working with really amuses me.
He looks like a lumberjack that gogo dances
I dunno dude. 21 Jumped street is fucking hilarious.
Brendan: Bro you look like you make the best sloppy joe in LA right now.
Theo: You look like you raised two kids named sloppy Joe.
‘A buddy O’ mine mailed me 3 peaches’
‘That’s weird dude’
LMAOOO
Yo, let me get one of those peaches
Theo: "how many skateboards does that haircut come with "
LOL
Theo "we had this kid in my neighborhood" Von
And Joey, "coked to the gills in 85" Diaz. Also Joe, "11 hydroxy metabolite, keto, kettle bell" Rogan. I doubt anyone can talk for hours and hours and not ever repeat a funny story
At this point I really don't care if Theo just makes it all up
Stop The Tape Haha I do. I had to stop listening to his podcast. I love to hear him on other podcasts from time to time but there was way too much unbelieveable stuff for me
but you know when he starts it with that it turns out funny asf
T
The best line in the whole podcast - " You can't be Brenden Schaub again, you gotta come up with a new fighting name cuz everyones gonna be like "oh I beat this guy" - Theo Von LOL
Hahahahahaahaha
Yukmout B you can tell that hurt schaub’s feelings the way his face sunk a little and he simmered down a bit lol
That was brutal
That was kinda mean. Fighting is a prideful and personal thing.
meh, I still respect Brendan a lot as a fighter.
If you combine their outfits and hairstyle you get Joe Dirt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit! 😂 😂
Joe Dirt starter kits
more like swoe dirt
The Bits:
0:00 Opening Roasts
3:46 Ed Orgeron
5:45 Women's Band-aids
6:43 Peaches
7:18 Swayze Hair
9:18 Billy Conforto (RIP)
14:28 Molester Belt
17:52 Pizza Hut vs Dominos
20:37 Hair Roasts
22:16 Theo's First Asian
26:27 Theo's Childhood Restaurant Experience
29:27 BJ's Pizza
31:26 Racist Band-aids
33:50 Theo the Fighter
35:22 Theo in Vietnam
39:37 More Roasting
41:05 Duck Egg
45:38 Lesbian Capris
48:08 CM Punk
51:41 The Trail of Tears
52:20 Theo Speaks Japanese
52:49 Kizzy Laront
53:21 Ric Flair Drip
57:46 You Already Got a Wig Bro
1:00:30 Benedict Arnold X9s
1:01:52 Silence of the Limbs
1:03:40 Kindergarden Strippers
1:05:48 Get Fucked Chris D'Elia
1:07:49 Paddlin
1:12:44 Lawton McKee
1:15:54 Labour on the Runway
1:28:10 Instinct, Rumour, Legitimate Hearsay
This should have more likes tbh lol
Ness656 R
For real. The best is how he didn't ask for any likes at the end of this comment and didn't ask anybody to subscribe
I love you sincerely
Time stamps for the “don’t touch me bro” missing tho :(
Nñnnnnnnnnnnnn0
Shaaaab: The other day i ran too far.
Theo: What the hell? Get a map bro
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@5:47
"Homosexual construction, thats what you do" i dropped my joint.
M O i think he said "homesexual"
Slangin that 2x4skin bruh!
Legend
Bro I literally cried
I smoke reefer buds
Theo consistently kills it on every podcast he’s on, and even his own podcast. he’s one of the funniest comedians of all time.
Hes just naturally funny every time he talks
Hes very good but saying he's the one of the funniest of all time is ignorant
RAT KING AND THE BEE STING. These are my favourite podcasts.
Schaub Is such a good sport to be fair.
Teacup in a shitstorm bruh he’s actually a shit sport. See: anytime callen begins to joke about him with a guest
He learns from the Kid Callen throwing cinders!!
@@cultaholics You're right. But it seems Theo knows how to skirt the line without pushing to the point he gets defensive (and awkward, and unfunny). With no Callen, Theo and Brendan are actually funny! And I'm no fan of Schaub in anyyyyy other context.
The sad / ironic thing is... I guess a lot of people voiced this opinion, which got them a podcast. But their podcast is nowhere near as good as these Theo Brendan TFATK Episodes. In my opinion that's because when they added an ensemble (shapell, Filipina girl, nick + chin)... ensemble crew in front of them, Brendan feels the need to perform and get laughs from that small audience, as it were. Since he cannot come close to Theo's wit, he frequently and unoriginally rewords whatever funny thing Theo just said.
Sportin that very straight vest
Callen isn’t a good sport either that’s why they are together perfect couple ! I’ve seen episodes where Brendan is having a convo with someone and as soon as callen feels left out he interrupts with some random billshit he can’t stand not being the center of attention
"Bridge To Spina Bifida" isn't getting nearly enough praise 😂
His whole explanation of the situation was one of the best I've ever heard.
"You look like a guy that will not retire from Hot Topic"
Hahahaha Brenden was definitely training to combat Theo's roasts
He was holding his own: "now let me ask you, with that lesbian haircut do you get a discount on Subaru Outbacks, how's that work? Are they just in forest green?"
Imagine Bryan pretending to be Theo riff training
I wouldn't blame him. You have to. He did an amazing job. Kept right up with insults
The champ is in the house. Come get some D'Elia
@@RCorbzz Chris tries too hard breh. You don't even sound like a true grand slammer breh
@@sovalouX is it grand slammer or just a grand slam? Ehh. Also. Y'true grand slammer or y'true baby? Ehhh eh.
Chris doesn’t compare to Theo at all his podcast with Brian was meh...I enjoyed it but this right here is that Hitta
Ehhhh y'cuda?
didnt. make. a DEENNNTTTTTTTT!
Y'all talking about Pizza Put vs Domino's when the true champ is that Grey Block Pizza. Grey Block Pizza on 1811 Pico Boulevard in Los Angeles with all of their fancy hitters like the Frenchy, The Deep Cheese, and the Venus.
Ya no one besides the ppl from your town in LA know about this. Get outta here!!!!
@@angrycharcoalcat lol im not from LA I was just repeating an AD that Theo does sometimes about Grey Block Pizza.
@@mumble97 godamnit my bad bro I ruined your joke
@@angrycharcoalcat All good! it probably wasn't that funny anyways lol
Get you some of that Hitter.
Theo cut brendan deep with that cm punk thing 😂😂
Theo was conceived on a fan boat in the Florida Everglades.
😁🤣😁
But it was really in Louisiana
And the fan was powered by the hot breathe of his kin CCCCOMMMMMONNNN
😂😂😂😂
Is this the talking thrones podcast? Congrats on the Emmy!
Brendan looks like the bodyguard at a Claire's boutique 🤣🤣
The toughest bitch at a Claire's boutique.
@@jonroth123 I know mine was funnier
2xforeskin was not appreciated enough, that was quick.
not even being cliche mate... i spat out my coffee.
So many quick liners in this episode
Yeah that was comedic genius that just floated down the river
What's the time stamp?
Is it me or should Theo Von play Gambit in the MCU???? Lol
They are from the same place same face and im pretty sure theo could fling a card
I was thinking the same thing. Haha maybe not cuz he's not much of an actor but personality, voice, and looks hes pretty spot on
DeShadrick Kates nah
Riddler
Brendan Schaub looks like he makes all of his own UFC Highlight videos under secret accounts.
Bubba McComb obviously 💀💀💀 all of him getting flattened
The Podcaster he knocked out Mirko crop cop tho you gotta give him that.
Who wouldnt dude, ik i would lmao
been literally refreshing my page for this 😂
Street killer lol where you from bro
Arron Bertuleit I’m sad for your life
Hit the notification bell, it'll save you hours
Meanwhile... Bryan is out Streetfighting building his street cred during this podcast
J GOLD paying off homeless people to go around telling tough tales of himself
Brian'll keep ya busy in the ring
He will definetly move around
He's got a piece on em! A 2 piece 😂
Theo/Schaub and Callen/D’Elia are MUCH better combos. Schaub annoys me when he’s with Callen but he’s actually funny when he’s with Theo.
Hell yes
Jason Jones with Bobby Lee as a guest on each.
I was going to post this, they need to change up dance partners, Sasso can be in shared custody between the podcasts.
Schaub just mimics whoever he is paired up with.
Bobby Lee with Joey Diaz. Bobby Lee bullies alot of his guests but nobody bullies joey
“Sexy and thick? You sound like a mixed girl on instagram.” 😂😂😂
I really like that Chin records stuff like at the beginning, or every once in a while at the very end he'll keep the video running after Brendan does the outro. Little things like that I think are really cool cause it almost makes you feel like you're seeing the real them, even if they're pretty much the same. Keep at it Chin!!
I can definitely see Brendan rockin a hairnet behind the cafeteria counter slinging sloppy Joe's
"Guys who Joey Diaz would NEVER talk to."
Damn, what a line and what a way to look at life.
Theo has had 9 friends that took a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment.
Lol, right. And he has seen or done more things on the interstate than a construction barrel.
Schaubs feelings got hurt when Theo asked if he would be able to beat cm punk
And when he said he's Hairy and he should ask other people how they see him lol
And when he clowns his Women's band -aid
Brendan is one of few people who can riff back and forth with Theo for an hour+
This episode needs Callen.
Laughing and fun is overrated.
I need a long winded egomaniac to bring things to a grindig halt with a story about an obscure ancient civilation.
sixburgh64ss more afffghaneeestan
sixburgh64ss that NOBODY else had read about xD
Ol' Conversation Strangler Steven
Don't forget his "friend of mine" stories he uses to express his actual opinions with zero responsibility.
And a story about a super wealthy friend of his
Theo and roasting eachother and D'elia roasting Callen is my favourite shit ever.
Lenny from "Of Mice and Massimo" holy shit i lost it
What’s Massimo mate? Is it a store over there?
@@Sam1878Henry Massimo is the Target department store brand for clothing. Like in UK there's M&S and people take the piss. It's known to be trendy and budget. Lol, Theo is forreal a genuis
THESE 2 ARE THE BEST TOGETHER!! FIRE BRIAN!! i had smile on my face entire time and LOLed hard! 🔥🔥
Theo and brendan at this time are the greatest comedy duo of all time
Brendan and theo on tuesdays and chris and brian on thursdays = #1 podcast
Dudel that would have been the best way to go about it looking back now
I’m cryin already🤣 The champ is here!
Love theo on podcasts he always tries to get everyone in the room involved and feel funny, whether its his sound guy ( dont know his name), Chin, or Lee. Theos never afraid to share the attention much luv RAT KAAAAANG GET IN DARE !!!!
"You can't be Brendan Schaub. You gotta come up with a new name, cause everyone's gonna be like 'oh I beat this guy.'"
I spit out my coffee.
I live in OC and asked my boyfriend if he's ever been to a Vietnamese coffee house and his immediate answer was "not since we've been dating!" LOL
Still the champ. Gunna be calling him “two time” soon
We call him the gender neutral Champ champ
true but that racist starbucks bit that chris did was the funniest bit in TFAK history
He is the 2 time I believe.
Back to back 1993 1994 Blockbuster Video champion
Chris Campbell Don’t get it mistaken!!!
Go ahead and give Theo his 2nd guest of the year belt. He’s the champ champ for sure.
"I thought i met a Vietnamese guy once, was just a Mexican who'd been in a fire" - Theo Von.
Theo has no time for media newscasters like Wes Anderson, Don Lemons, and Lucky Carlson.
What
What about the Zucc? Am I right?
This is an underrated comment.
Gold 👌🙃🤣
I just have to say...little Caesar's definitely has normal round pizzas. It's only the deep dish that are cut into squares.
Dat gender neutral haircut. Get that hittah
He's looking quite cavalier
Theo Von looks like Macho Man Randy TRAVIS!
Brandon McIntosh Macho Man Randy Travis Tritt
“She could jump over a volleyball net” 😂
You look like the toughest guy at a Claires boutique 😂😂 Theo I love you. Im obsessed with This past weekend and the king 👑 and the sting!
I'm literally brought to sore abs and extreme tears at the maximum level everything these 2 sit down in the same room
Ha Brendan and Theo think each other is racist, but they've got nothing on Bert. Bruh
I like theos racism though. It's honest, he actually believes himself, and he knows how to dress it.
Louis Graham I don't hear any racism from Theo. Never have.
Burnt Chrystler is the skinniest and least racist
Burp christnerd is fat and racist but that's why he is our savior.
Hi Mommy, thank you for addressing this important topic. Barf Crystals is indeed Fat and Very Racist. Pretty sure he has neuropathy as well. Thanks, Jeans.
“How many skateboards did that haircut come with.” LOL
"He looks like a hair dryer will not leave him alone" LOL
They were always great together
I've listened to hours upon hours of Theo Von content, and I've never heard him lie. I've heard him joke around and I've heard him be wrong about something, but I've never heard him get caught lying. Dude is one of the most sincere people I've ever seen.
He lies all the time. Half his act is an exaggeration.
Just to be clear I love Theo like crazy, but listen to him enough and he remakes his stories a lot
Hands down one of the funniest podcast episodes out there
Brendan the type of guy to wear a Larry the Cable Guy cut off over a white t-shirt.
If Shrek was a blue collar comic, it'd be Brendan
Hahaha thanks for another podcast TFATK team.😃
19:56 .... first King It or Sting It segment??
Theo had a legendary run of podcasts from 2015-2020
Crazy dynamic between these two crazy MuthaF******!!!! Great video. Only 20mn in, laughing my A** off already.
i wanna see theo and brendan do a parody of mice and men
Ok, I'm officially over the fighter and the kid, I need the rat king and the bee sting podcast weekly
They are starting their own podcast.
100%
I love when they roast each other lol
“You have to come out with a new fighting name because everyone’s going to be like oh I beat this guy”
-Theo Von
14:31 The origin of "Don't touch me"
18:30 - pure gold
Theo jumped up Real quick when Brendan touched his leg! Haha that was kinda awkward
What time
These two are amazing together! I cried laughing at least 5 times!
This was the best pod i have heard and i listen daily to like 6
Theo "DON'T TOUCH ME" Von
I can't tell if he is joking or if he really doesn't like Brendan touching him ...he looks piss off after
Russell Spicer yea i wonder the same thing, got wierd vibes from it
Brendan the type of guy that opens doors with his elbow because he has a cup of coffee in each hand.
Theo looks like a lesbian Patrick Swayze. Rip
😂😂😂😂
I'm not bi, but I'd hit that! ;)
19:56 The birth of a podcast
10:47 Theo: " You got the Indianapolis Colts "..🤣 how'd I miss that the first time!? 😭
Brendan finally grows a pair and serves up some comebacks!
‘AND STILL the undisputed TFATK champion of the year, TTTHEOOO the Rat King Vvoonnnn’
cjbarnes2010 totally read this in Bruce Buffer’s voice 😂
5:45
Q:What happened to your ankles!?
A: I ran too far...
Theo: get a map bruh
MAN! When Shaub says WOW what was his issue with them? Was so fucking funny lolololololol 12:20
These two are fucking hilarious they remind me of just busting balls in high school with good friends. Stoked for king and the sting!
Jezuus christ.. i can listen to these 2 Roast eachother 10 hrs straight. They are thee best roasting duo in history.. i was gonna quote some, but it would be way too long comment..
Theo von is beyond hilarious makes my day this guy amazing 🤣😂
50:09 theo seems to nail it constantly
LOL The Mafia BodyGuard and the HillyBilly Car Salesmen lol Love these 2
Theo is on FIRE 🔥 in this! And he somehow makes Brendan funnier. He’s got that Midas Comedy Touch!
Thanks brendan, we no longer have to wonder what larry the cable guy would be like had he grown up in San Francisco.
Legend says Brian is 50-0 in street fights
Him vs artem would be legendary
They need to make a podcast channel together!
There is NOTHING better than these two together.
5:45 when theo cracks up before telling the band aid ankle joke lol 😆
Only guest to ever put Brendan in his place 😂🤙🏻
Aight Tosh, get your tag team partner ready, Theo and Arn are coming for ya.
Brendan is a great punching bag for Theo's jokes.
Brendan's vest blends in with chair and makes him look like a dude wearing a life preserver after he got stung by a bunch of bees.
Best line by far was theo's Hot Topic line 😂😂 had me f*cking dying