Anya djega woah je me suis toujours demandé ce que c'est que d'être français ça sonne cool but I'm not french just a btw fyi. I just used Google translate lol
f Xx actually to affect the mind that would be black magic mostly performed by people that can be dubbed necromancers as any witchcraft involving manipulation of the mind or body is well necromancy so yea
Me: walks into room when sister is dropping cereal over floor Her: stares at me Me: steps on cereal and it is all crushed Her: Me: Her: Me: I'm not a *cereal* killer!
Nobody's perfect, and Im a nobody, so... I'm Perfect. 😘 Like if you want to say the same thing to all the haters in the world. (And if you're watching in 2017, 2018, or 2019) I love ya, You've been a great audience, I'll be here all...sometimes...But anyway...OFF TO ANOTHER VIDEO!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
HELP ME TO GET 10K WITHOUT VIDEOS!! I'm Christian and Asian. I pretty sure I know the difference between both of them... And I know a little thing called sarcasm too..
Stare at tal's nose at 3:35 when the color change happens and you will see an orange shirt in your peripheral vision but when you look at the shirt it is grey (mind blown)😭😭😭🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 Derp😐
lolollolololol when he did the first one of the Eiffel tower one i literally got fooled so bad i was like in myhead "What? nothing is wrong with it thats the statue of Liberty" and then it can to my head...............Stupid! stupid! stupid!
Told a friend of mine I was getting farm fresh eggs. She then said, "Oh I don't get the eggs that come from chickens butts, I buy the ones in the stores." With a 5 second bewildered look I then told her the TRUTH. She vowed to never buy eggs again. 😂
1. Did you know raising your eyebrows while squeezing your eyes shut is impossible? 2. You just tryed it. 3. Tried is spelt wrong in number 2 4. You just checked 6. Number 5 is missing. 7. You just checked again. 8. You're realizing what a waste of time this is. 9. Time is spelt wrong in 8 and you're going to check. 10. You got trolled
![James Fridman Photoshop Trolls [2020]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5CKFV0vU2WY/mqdefault.jpg)
“Where’s the brain?! Where’s the thinking process?!” 😂😂
sofi_ rules
I accidentally read this comment when Tal told the exact same thing😜
@@therandomgachacharacter5144 same haha
@@therandomgachacharacter5144 same OMG coincident
sofi_ rules
LMAO
I physically felt the dumbness hit me.
It hit hard.
_Real_ hard.
Armine 27 omg same, I lost brain cells. FRICKEN BRAIN CELLS
How do you make the word like that
Miraculous Ladybug Like this:
_ Real _
But without the spaces so it looks like:
_Real_
Armine 27 that's what she said 😂😂😂
That's really *_fast_*
Rip my puns
"no no no huni "😂💕
Emma Zara same!!!!!
ma' heart exploded omg
Yator Gbem omg I just read this as he said it ahhaah
What the heck, I’m French and that girl is calling the Eiffel Tower THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
Anya djega Nous devons aider le stupidité de lui...supporter le tour eiffel!
Lol im an idiote...
Anya djega You don’t have to be French to recognise the Eiffel Tower.
Anya djega woah je me suis toujours demandé ce que c'est que d'être français ça sonne cool but I'm not french just a btw fyi. I just used Google translate lol
It’s so the Jefferson memorial
Triggered.
I literally choked on water when he "broke" his neck. LOL
Abhusha Ghimire As soon as you said that it happened..
I choked on my saliva when said hahahahaha
Abhusha Ghimire How do you choke on acid?
Abhusha Ghimire I choked on on apple juice 🥤
0:10 first of all,catholic is not a race,it is a religion
JACK x PLAYZ Shut up.
JACK x PLAYZ whats second?
Elmer Potet What next?
JACK x PLAYZ i thought i was the inly one who noticed that😭🎰
Grayson Garrity Actually because they said "all" it IS "of"
Yeah! The past tents are back! 😃😃😃
*-No one is perfect-*
Then what about the random person reading the comment?
Smooth bro,real smooth... lol
👌
They're not perfect either
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP
Awww thanks
Tal: No one is perfect except for me...
I'm kidding it's a joke
Me: No it's not
Teodora 25 facts
Teodora 25 haha I see what u did
Teodora 25 somebody is desperate
-facts-
Teodora 25 pretty much all girls will say he's perfect even me
My brain hurts...
That's it...
My brain hurts
6,000,000 subs
Funyun 2.0 mi head or brain is hurting right now😂im serius😐
U have a brain ache....
I'm stupid 😛.
Don't answer.
When he said "Hasta la vista" I screamed cause I love it when 'gringos' speak Spanish
Hope_andbravery haha ye
Hope_andbravery jajaja si!
lol
Hope_andbravery yooo same
I thought that too for a sec she is def a witch
faheemahhh Xx *hi girl
Same
f Xx actually to affect the mind that would be black magic mostly performed by people that can be dubbed necromancers as any witchcraft involving manipulation of the mind or body is well necromancy so yea
f Xx I
f
I lost a couple chromosomes from those fails
500 subscribers with no videos I have over 40 subs with no vid ._.
Now your children will get affected. Blessings....
get some more chromatin
Chromosomes? U mean brain cells right????
Guys I think that I forgot my name
Before reading this *MY ENGLISH IS NOT SO GOOD*!!!
"Hi"
Music, iMovie, Games & More! Hi*
I don't get it.....
Music, iMovie, Games & More! Um it's H,i
what?
Music, iMovie, Games & More! Isi
How many months are there in a year, is it 365
EMBARASSING
MostLucko Gaming and more 4yu that's how Fuckin many
MostLucko Gaming and more it's embarrassing how you can't spell.
Zaynab Abdi what do you mean ?????
Zaynab Abdi Even more embarrassing how people correct other peoples spelling when they know exactly what they mean.
Its the internet. It doesnt matter
MostLucko Gaming and more 12
Omfg.... For a second I didnt see what was wrong with the first photo😭😂
Oml😂
Noemi Trujillo same 😂
don't worry, I didn't either
Same
Do- hello
if olive oil is made out of olives then baby oil.......
Adreianna Thorpe ??????☹️🤔😬🤐😷🤢
Adreianna Thorpe is made out of baby's
Holy
Adreianna Thorpe HAAHAHAH
Baby olives?
-Just learned how to do this-
*And This*
-Also This-
Albanian GotU How?
Albanian GotU How do you do it!
-I know this!-
*And this!*
Albanian GotU Stop Italianizationing
"No no honey boo boo" 😂
Sunny Days I read this as soon as he said no no honey boo boo
Sunny Days it's no no no not no no🤦🏿♀️
Tinuke Alarapon ok. Does it look like I care? No i don't
Sunny Days he said that as soon as I read it!
Sunny Days if you didn't care you wouldn't have answered😒
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Not even a soul:
Tal: nobody is perfect
Nobody: I aM pErFeCt
BTS are perfect 😂💜💜hello fellow army
@@pleids17 hi 🙂 i love ur id btw
@@shotabdi4868 😂😂💜💜💜thnx dear
*If olive oil is made out of olives,*
*......................What is baby oil made out of....?* 😳
Rosalina Green omfg ... ummm 😱
Aloe vera extract and vitamin e acetate
Rosalina Green Mwahaha
Rosalina Green Avocados. 😆
Cream 😕
"Where is the thinking process???" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cynthia Garrett OMG that is so freaky bc that just happened to me.
"Why is this funny???" 😂
Olga Garcia -nowhere to be seen-
Olga Garcia -loading-
*omg when he turned that vibrator on lol*
Is it wrong that I was waiting on this comment
Marsh Mellow i was waiting too buddy
ReviveYou something you prob use everyday
That was a vibrator? I didn't know that it was 😂
My dad always sing “oh lord it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way!”
The Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel tower are in two different countries
Logan Jacques continents even
Logan Jacques are or are in
my name is liberty
SERAC ENOON
They are in different continents! 😂 😂
I hope friday 13th falls on a tuesday"
Ana Luísa Campos HAHAHAHA not funny
Ana Luísa Campos ya lol :T
Ana Luísa Campos what lol
Ana Luísa Campos omg ur so dumb! Friday the 13 is on a Sunday😂
Andrew Dukes
Looks like you a dumb one
No offense
do a part two this has to be my favorite video from u 😂
hahahahahahaha😂😅😸😹😤😱
*you
Master Cupcake You would expect that from a kid who plays/likes Minecraft.
Master Cupcake um , obviously u don't know about acronyms I guess I would call it
Morgan Moravec hey um there is something called a joke and you don't get them,and you are one:)
The goldfish one hit me good.
I actually got tricked by da first one
Ben Harrison lol same
Ben Harrison same
Ben Harrison same
Me too almost
Ben Harrison same af
PAST TENTS!!! oh wait that's a colon
pizza ur profile pic is amazing
Lola Gonzalez thank you, liza is my everything
Lola Gonzalez i hate LIZA KOSHY SHE IS WEIRD AND UG.......ly (sorry 😯
Gamer Kitty oh ok
Gamer Kitty I* lol you called her ugly must be a joke... Like your comment.
If you look closely at 0:00 you can see the video is starting
Jack neal OMG I SAW IT OMG THAT WAS SO COOL WOAH
OMG! I SAW IT, TOO! IT WAS SUPER COOL! MIND. FREAKING. *BLOWN.*
Jack neal i dont see it😂
Jack neal Holy crap man thank you so much.
noooo wayy
My dad went to the military after college so....
Me: walks into room when sister is dropping cereal over floor
Her: stares at me
Me: steps on cereal and it is all crushed
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: I'm not a *cereal* killer!
The Artist hahhahaha
The Artist Lmao nice joke 😁
The Artist *Eats my cereal* I'M A *CEREAL* KILLER!!!!
Ghost Dust yummy ceareal 😋
The Artist
You are not a cereal killer but are you a serial killer??!!
O_O
there's no such thing as normal
-im so cool-
Craycray Rayray Yes there is.
Even the word normal is strange since there's nothing normal. Darn, where did all the normal things go?
Schmitty/flat earth girl made a new video about you !!! Like if you want him to react.✨
It's.Cameryn -I think no-
Luna Kordei what😂?
Is it a kpop cover??
Namjoon's Jams
Jimin
It's.Cameryn what is it called?
When Tal said that's the Eiffel Tower I thought of the leaning tower of Pisa
me too
What a waste of pizzas
I don't usually crush on youtubers... but I LOVE it when he smiles...
Klea H Me too 😍
Klea H everytime he smiles his lips gets lost
Crap all the fan girls are coming.
*_FUCK MY LIFE_*
Klea H he's mine!!! love u tal 😙😙😙😘
Marian Nsiah Sharing is caring... 🤣😂
Tal: I think i coughed up my soul just now
me:Tal, you can't cough up what you never had.
Alexa sparks ØHHHH
Alexa sparks OMFGLOL
Alexa sparks oooo what a roast
Alexa sparks savage
tal: hey, tell me a joke.
me: your love life.
Not meant to be rude just a joke
--I just figured out how to do magic!-- *I'm amazing*
-i did too!- *lol*
Lauren Gillis _no THIS is magic_
Lauren Gillis -good for you- MAGIC SQUAD
Lauren Gillis -ur not-
Lauren Gillis -cool-
There's an actual song that goes oh Lord it's hard to be humble when YOU'RE perfect in every way. It's a good cocky song lol.
He had me crying at Asta la vista 😭😂👋🏻
Lucyx _xx it's written hasta la vista
An odd number of likes means tacos an even number means...PIZZA
I liked this for team pizza
🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮
Bredbin Is his name 80 likes
170th
Bredbin Is his name I made it odd sorry I hate pizza 🍕 = 😭
Stupid means
S- super
T- talented
U- unique
P- person
I- in
D- district😜😜😜
LOL!!!
sannihitha reddy true
sannihitha reddy so thats why people tell me im stupid 😆
Nononono Stupid means:
S-tupid
s-T-upid
st-U-pid
stu-P-id
stup-I-d
stupi-D-
sannihitha reddy I
Me in Paris:
I'm taking a selfie with statue of Liberty! ✌
im late but i Watch ur vids over and over again Tal every time im depressed which is a lot u make me laugh
Kaley Fulford *WOW*
Hey guys I just got my hair cuted💇
EDIT: I used Past tents
REFERENCES BRUH😂😂😂
nobody cares
Nootify OOOOOOOOOOOOH
Juliana Grove 😂 LOL
Juliana Grove cut, not cuted
Aria Franklin ik if you actually watched all of Tals Videos you would get it
Schmitty made another video about you. SHMITTYS BACK😱😱
😱
MSkiO oh crap!!! 😱😂😵
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!😱😱😱😱😵😵
Foo
I just subbed....only for your profile pic
Thank you. Seriously,Thank you. For always making me laugh 💜
who misses the flat earth girl drama?
Its Abigail she just made a video "TAL TAKE ME BACK!"
Its Abigail not me
Its Abigail lol I kind of do
Its Abigail
*-me-*
😊
My friend " Nobody is perfect "
Me " Hello, my name is nobody!"
Chabling Bling lier
Jacob Dent it's a joke
Chabling Bling Nobody* xD get it? Because it is a name and it has to be a proper noun. Right? Ok I'm leaving.. ._.
Chabling Bling 😎
Chabling Bling Lol 😂😂😂😎😎😎
At the end of the video he gets so pissed off at how stupid that person is
Honestly i'm pissed off 2
kenya Mustapha same. freaking idiots.
kenya Mustapha -Lel-
Blazer_1 Games - Minecraft, CS:GO, and More *I like turtles*
kenya Mustapha poor guy ... I am so used to those dumb posts
Nobody's perfect, and Im a nobody, so...
I'm Perfect. 😘
Like if you want to say the same thing to all the haters in the world. (And if you're watching in 2017, 2018, or 2019)
I love ya, You've been a great audience, I'll be here all...sometimes...But anyway...OFF TO ANOTHER VIDEO!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I’m the only one who will ever respond to u....
Sorry
Your wrong
*MEEEEP*
Wrong!
Elmo you’re*
Why you gotta roast yourself
Tal you are so cute omg😂
He's taken already so ummm... Too bad😂
Schitty is not with him anymore he don't like her
bobo ny it's just a joke btw
*truetruegirl*
-hesnice-
0:03 .. So religion and race are the same thing now
yep Catholic is a race now and ima call african my religon
no
Veronica Ngo no religion is what you believe race is your ethnicity
Veronica Ngo are u fuckin stupid?
HELP ME TO GET 10K WITHOUT VIDEOS!! I'm Christian and Asian. I pretty sure I know the difference between both of them... And I know a little thing called sarcasm too..
He really loves his editing…
Am I the only one who always first look at the comments then focus on the video?
Iphone12i same
Me too
No I did that
i think i have brain damage from this vid
from all da face palming i did
_xD_
❄️🍼
1t_wa53n.t_m3 video
Tal: no one's perfect
Me: have you seen Sebastian from black butler and Lucy from elfen lied because they're perfect
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AnimeGeek fuck
Yeeee plus his glasses are almost the same as Oikawa's from Haikyuu
AnimeGeek A
AnimeGeek Omg I just came back from watching Black Butler 0_0
Stare at tal's nose at 3:35 when the color change happens and you will see an orange shirt in your peripheral vision but when you look at the shirt it is grey (mind blown)😭😭😭🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Derp😐
Queen_Niya the transition of the color change made it look orange at first....
I know that's what I said
Queen_Niya hey man my girl friend is hot 6:36
Queen_Niya you can't ever see the orange shirt
WTF!
This made my brain hurt
hi my name twin XD
😂the military guy is my hero, we aren't dumb :)
tia w 😂😂
_Who_ *Knows* -How- To Do Those Things?
SarahPlayzMC *me*
_-M-_*e*
SarahPlayzMC how
SarahPlayzMC -Not- *me*!
SarahPlayzMC _I_ -honestly- *don't* *_-know-_*
99%of people won't see this bit the other 1% have a WONDERFUL DAY 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
ERROR ,DESTROYER SANS thank you! I hope you also have a wonderful day :)))
ERROR ,DESTROYER SANS Thx
ERROR ,DESTROYER SANS ok wow thanks alot !!!!!!!
ERROR ,DESTROYER SANS why thank you!😘
ERROR ,DESTROYER SANS
K thx.
Demonization: he gonna say
Tal: C**t
Demonization: im gonna ruin this man's whole career
I like all your Videos! It doesn't matter how bad they are😂
My teacher is a guy and he flirts with the boys. One time he was humping the air. I'm sad. 😞
wtf was the humping the air? and wtf? ......... wait he is ur teacher .... then wtf? what?
ma teacher got boner during early morning class😩 he laugh it off and say 'excuse me, it will be no prob once I pee'
Polina Z Ralte your comment made me laugh so hard WTF😂😂😂
Abraham Lucatero wtf
Wtf?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂
lolollolololol when he did the first one of the Eiffel tower one i literally got fooled so bad i was like in myhead "What? nothing is wrong with it thats the statue of Liberty" and then it can to my head...............Stupid! stupid! stupid!
Told a friend of mine I was getting farm fresh eggs. She then said, "Oh I don't get the eggs that come from chickens butts, I buy the ones in the stores." With a 5 second bewildered look I then told her the TRUTH. She vowed to never buy eggs again. 😂
3:23 Stare at his nose
3:34 For a brief second, even though it's monotone, his shirt will look like it's orange.
MIND BLOWN (not really)
noice
Noice.
Wen Junhui noice
noice
Noice!
HAHAHA!!! PAST TENTS, I REMEMBER!! IT'S FROM THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!!! THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE!!! CUTED!!! : D
PAST TENTS!!!
JessicaThe NERD *hi how are you lolollol*
"If evolution is true then why hasn't my dog turned into an elephant?" 😂😂😂
If practice makes perfect,nobody is perfect then why practice. 😂
+Roque Liana Gabrielle if life is like a box of chocolates then what is the rest of the candy
@@micahw.4006 damn
at 1:12 i thought he said its the iphone tower😂
He calls her stupid, then says it is the Washington Monument... JK I love you Tal!!!
Emily Ryan ^hi^
New to this channel and I'm loving it. New subscriber!
"No one is perfect"
Ever heard of Jade Thirwall?
Padme Williams LITTLE MIX
Padme Williams LITTLE MIX !!!
Padme Williams i
Yasss little mix ❤️❤️❤️
Ahhhh LITTLE MIX love them 😍🔥❣️💖💜🌍 Been to 4 of their concerts going to the Glory Days tour in Novemberrr!!!!
My birthday is on July the 4th 🎉
Orangejuice 69 me too!
Same!
Oh so y
Orangejuice 69 I'm born on valentine's day
Same dudes
How do you spell TH-cam?
Dead In Side hehe
Dead In Side how do you spell your name
HOW DO U SPELL A????
Your name is spelled incorrectly, it's inside... not in side
MapleBunnyThree AJ You can use the same username as someone else on TH-cam.
I luv your channel so freaking much!!!
Past tents 👌👌👌👌😈😈😈
Angel Wilde what anime is your profile picture of?
-hi-
*hi
right when i saw this he said it 2
To do *this* you put * before and after your sentence.
To do -this- you put - before and after your sentence
Panda corn -ok is it working-
Oh wow it did
*thanks*
Rayssa 4life -it works-
Panda corn *thanks*
-thanks-
i love you Tal fishman
Ailin Hernandez you didn't have put his full name
Ailin Hernandez he has Jennifer XD
UGHHHH Tal is too cute lmaoooo “oh no no hunny boo boo lmaooo”
was anyone watching him and then all of a sudden he uploaded?
Mohamed Abdilahi
yeah i was
Aaliyah Hunte yup
Mohamed Abdilahi yesssss
no.
Mohamed Abdilahi yes
Watching these fails are killing my brain cells. Oh no, I think I've caught their stupidity. xD
Crystal Sweetly sorry
stupid disease awareness
-hey man- *this is cool* _Right?_
This cat
Is cat
How cat
To cat
Trick cat
A cat
Total cat
Idiot cat
For cat
Few cat
Seconds cat
Now read only the first words
Miss CookieYT "For Few Seconds" and they're the idiots?
cat
I've seen something like this before. Didn't trick me.
Took some time to make right? But I didn't got tricked
Miss CookieYT lol
I love you and this channel. You always make me laugh😂
1. Did you know raising your eyebrows while squeezing your eyes shut is impossible?
2. You just tryed it.
3. Tried is spelt wrong in number 2
4. You just checked
6. Number 5 is missing.
7. You just checked again.
8. You're realizing what a waste of time this is.
9. Time is spelt wrong in 8 and you're going to check.
10. You got trolled
CRAP!
5:25....is that what i think it is...
doua lorenzo no
a vib......
+doua lorenzo it's to massage 💀💀💀
LOL.
doua lorenzo OMG. I just realized that. ....maybe it's just a massager.....
Say silk 5 times then spell silk then say silk 1 more time what do cows drink ?
Jaeda Quattlebaum
Silk
Milk
water
Nafisa Abrar Mohoshin nope
Jaeda Quattlebaum silkMILK NO MILK
Water
“No no no honey boo boo”
I died 😂
It's the Empire State Building
Battlewizard Ofdeath oml...😂
Battlewizard Ofdeath it's the Taj Mahal
No way, man! It's totally the pyramids!
No you got it wrong, its the Titanic.
no its my dick
totally normal Tal
Kaley Fulford I think you mean totally normtal 😄😃
I think I should leave now. Forever
My dad is in the army
cool
Narwhal and Panda LOL Dude that sounds Cool!
Cool, my grandfather was in the Marines
-nice-
cami cami same here.
**HONEY BOO BOO**
im crying xD
i'm
she did not color it in
CauseUrSAWFT Yes she did or she has a disease or something.
Kawaii Yandere Otaku She did color it in, you can see by the edge of the door some of her former leg is still there.
CauseUrSAWFT fuck
Please tell me you're joking.
These videos are a great weight loss strategy. All those unnecessary brain cells are a lot of weight to carry around, ya know?
A Cup of Tae hey!
BTS Trash oh god armys in everywhere
A Cup of Tae ARMYY
A Cup of Tae _why are armys following me everywhere..._ ._.
Good luck in school or work tomorrow :)
DodoLP | MineCraft you had to remind me😭😭😭😭
DodoLP | MineCraft I'm on vacation, so what does that mean?
DodoLP | MineCraft spring break so sorry
Superwholockian fangirl -.- im sorry ;(
Lily Love lucky girl
omg you keep tricking me, i thought the first one was the Statue of Liberty bc u kept saying that HAHAHA