911=911 whats your emergency? guy=MY HANDS ARE KNIVES 911=what do you mean your hands are knives guy=they're sharp and pointy and I'm scared 911=well, if your hands are knifes then how did you call guy=oh my gosh they're back...this weed is really messing with me 911=weed? guy=oh no now my feet are knives
*wakes up realizes it’s the first day of school* Me: “NO....NO....NO NO NO” *calls 911* Me: “It’s....the...first day...of SCHOOL” 911: “we will be right over with the ambulance do you have a hospital near by...”
Being a 911 operator isn’t easy you are talking to people when they’re panicked 🤔 Some people have a pretty bizarre idea of what exactly an emergency Wishing everyone a month filled with fun and peace 💗 Love from a small channel
"Hello this is 911, what's your emergency?" "Yes I need the ambulance." "Ok, sir, what's going on?" "I don't have a heart." "What do u mean u don't have a heart?" "I gave this girl my heart and she broke it when she rejected me." "Ok, ambulance and police and councillors are being sent your way to come to your rescue." "Thank you." "Yes sir. Good luck to u sir." "Thank u, u too." "Thank u. Goodbye."
Anthony: walks into random house starts chomping Cheeto puffs like a psycho Person inside house: wtf? Anthony: rapidly chomping Cheetos Person: dials 911 911 person: 911 what is ur emergency Person: yeah hi there is a fat psycho that broke into my house rapidly chomping my Cheeto puffs 911 person: Anthony? Oh yea we know him
Love this!! ❤️ It's always extremely entertaining to experience the weirdest, dumbest calls that 911 receives, unbelievable!! 😂 Here's some other calls that's also super funny to me... Someone received a wrong food order at a restaurant and they called 911 to sort it out... 🙄 Another call was about a guy that saw a leopard in a neighbors backyard, he realized he made a mistake and had to phone them again to tell them it was only a leopard statue!! 😅
9:28 Me:dang i forgot my laptop password Lady:😭😭i forgot my laptop password Me:Welll i could dial 911 but... Lady:I GOTTA DIAL 911!😭😭😭 Me:I put my password under my TV (Lady) *AGURING WITH 911* Me: *Slides my password out from under my TV* (Lady) *never gets to get on her laptop again*
This is weird I saw this video about 18 hours ago It showed this when it was like 3 o’clock lol how do I get likes for a dumb question Also thanks for the likes I never get this many likes it funny cause I make really cool or funny comments and I get no like and if it’s stupid I get likes lol
¿stranger tea?. Shut up. You too. Some people still didnt know how much likes they got from their other comments. They sometimes go back to the old video and see their comment and they are happy that they saw it had likes. Not alot but still their happy
911: So your a old lady and u need to open a beer Old lady: Yes, that is my problem 911: I'm so sorry ma'am we are on our way right now we are going as quickly as we can
I thought my big sis was crazy for crying when my parents wouldn't tell her the expiration date and when the food was bought but this dude is calling 911 9:53 The dude: I tHinK WerE dEAd
Those calls about the snowman, laptop and moon were from the UK and you said "Why call 911?". If they tried that then they wouldn't get through to the emergency services because our emergency number is 999 XDXD
*“Can i buy some weed?”*
*“M’am this is 911.”*
*“HoW mUcH fOr A gRaM?”*
People during Coronavirus:
Lady: Mam can I have some Toilet Paper?
Dispatcher: Wtf
Lady: “I nEeD tO rEpOrT aKiDnApPiNg!! HeS gOnE..”
Operator: “who is?”
Lady: “My.. My SnOwMaN”
me if I was the operated: "I'm sorry to break it to you ma'am but I think he melted."
Snowman was the name of her 5 yr old boy
Haaaa lol😂😂😂😂
@@chewyjcb6041 *plot twist*
Lol
911=911 whats your emergency?
guy=MY HANDS ARE KNIVES
911=what do you mean your hands are knives
guy=they're sharp and pointy and I'm scared
911=well, if your hands are knifes then how did you call
guy=oh my gosh they're back...this weed is really messing with me
911=weed?
guy=oh no now my feet are knives
the meme war yes
I don't understand a thing that I just read XD
LOL😂😂😂😂😂
I've heard that one before I was dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s acid the mushroom
*wakes up realizes it’s the first day of school*
Me: “NO....NO....NO NO NO”
*calls 911*
Me: “It’s....the...first day...of SCHOOL”
911: “we will be right over with the ambulance do you have a hospital near by...”
OMG 😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes! XD
YES YES YES 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Roses are black
And so is kermit
And if you like
I'm colourblind
its ya boy nathan Woods 👍
I'm coler blind
its ya boy nathan Woods i like how much this doesnt make sense lol
Wtf
It ok :3
Being a 911 operator isn’t easy you are talking to people when they’re panicked 🤔 Some people have a pretty bizarre idea of what exactly an emergency
Wishing everyone a month filled with fun and peace 💗 Love from a small channel
Oddly Satisfying Videos Tv I’ve seen you everywhere
Yea my step dad works as a 911 operator and it’s really difficult
First sub! :)
I subbed
I see u everywhere jesus 😂
911: what’s your emergency
Child: I lost my snowman 😭
"This is 911 what is your emergency"
"How do you rob a bank?" (Guy)
"Are you planning to?" (Operator)
"Maybe."(guy)
"We're on our way." (Operator)
@Yunelis Diaz-Lezcano : 😂
I ruined the 69 likes ;-;
Tal: I don't know how Alfredo feels, since we're selling his twin brothers
Me and the rest of the world: Twin? How can he have so many twins!?
Technically it isn't twins then. Quadruple millions 🙃😂
It’s not really twins it’s infintwins
Aura The Pal S-E-X
Has some busy parents
JJ.franklin535 ...
Operator: "911 whats your emergency?"
Me: "Karen took the kids again"
sorry if this wasnt funny to you XD
911: "we're coming right away"
WTF? LOL, I don't get it.
@@reynadunham1174 XD
@@ketzisandra4896 it’s a meme
Who saw the screen go black and the audio go SUPER low??
Me
I did.
When
I did.
Me
"Hello this is 911, what's your emergency?"
"Yes I need the ambulance."
"Ok, sir, what's going on?"
"I don't have a heart."
"What do u mean u don't have a heart?"
"I gave this girl my heart and she broke it when she rejected me."
"Ok, ambulance and police and councillors are being sent your way to come to your rescue."
"Thank you."
"Yes sir. Good luck to u sir."
"Thank u, u too."
"Thank u. Goodbye."
Counselor**
Schmuck
Lol
Who saw this video before it was re uploaded?
Me.
There was NO difference when I went through it.
Me
Green Dorito64 it was age restricted
Me
Me
9-1-1 What’s your emergency?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
My son is the best :)
Not knowing my laptops password is an emergency 🚨 💻 📞 🗣
Yeah you cant watch porn
911. I unlocked your laptop!
Cops: Whats your emergency?
Me: *surprised pikachu face*
Tte0r0r what’s porn? 😐
Tte0r0r bruh
Tte0r0r yea ummmm
Officer: 911 what’s your emergency 18 year old boy: my grandma beat me at scrabble
UH OH
FBI open up
Luke Skywalker thank you. Police officers are en route to your current location.
911: What's your emergency?
Me: I left my sweater on the schoolyard.
THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES
😂😂😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
omg sooooo relatable!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😬😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roses are red
Ketchup is too
Yay I got a like!
But why is it blue!?
Haha
Because you liked yourself dumbass
Hi
I tried XD
Stop this is unoriginal
Not to be mean but you should make merch with a giraffe on it
Woah good ideea😃😊😍👌
arianna doster yESSSSS
Maybe put Tal's face on the girrafe, hehe... Sorry to be mean
Thank you guys
arianna doster they should
U should make a meme compilation of how many times Mike picks his nose in lol of Ur vids lol
as he should
How dare you sell Alfredo's twin brothers?!?! Poor baby. 😂😂😂
Literally no one:
TH-cam: No views • 5 seconds ago
*181 comments*
TH-cam logic
TH-cam is eating weed
*THEY ONLY GET VIEWS WHEN SOMEONE WATCHES THE W H O L E V I D E O*
Hotel: Trivago
Sorry I could not resist.
@@OneLegendo *THANK YOU*
You made me laugh so hard I choked on the cheese I was eating I almost died but your funny as hell so thanks for making me laugh
Lol hope u ok 🥺🙏🏻
@@dahdanieldudehq7970 why?
Oi be respectful to other and u want to be respected
Eeeeek
Lol
Uhmm something's wrong, I think Tal's posted this vid 2 days ago or maybe it's just me😂
He deleted the video that day then reposted it today☺
He beats TH-cam algorithms 😂
Mandela effect 😂😂😂
"There's a rabid dog in my house"
"Goodbye Sir"
Anthony: walks into random house starts chomping Cheeto puffs like a psycho
Person inside house: wtf?
Anthony: rapidly chomping Cheetos
Person: dials 911
911 person: 911 what is ur emergency
Person: yeah hi there is a fat psycho that broke into my house rapidly chomping my Cheeto puffs
911 person: Anthony? Oh yea we know him
Omg yes u should have way more likes for this hahahaha
Ella Paddick thanks lol 😂
Why does this not have more likes?
This is great
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:59 made me laugh
So you call police to open your BEER
Eric Mckie It is a old lady though so yeah
5:59 made me laugh so you call to open your beer
It’s sad bc she is old and alone
That was kinda sad :(
YOU ARE MY FAV TH-camR AND I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL BTW I BOUGHT ALFREDO
Some good pasta
Noice
How is his twin brother doing XD
No u bought his twin
Hey same
Can I have your Alfredo?
7:15
This is in the middle of the old lady call
And I got a beer ad
How cool
A random person: oh hi I was just robbing this house
911: ok cool
A random man: k thanks man. Ima go home now
Alfredo really reminds me of my maths teacher. He was.......
*_SAVAGE_*
Yo same!!!!!
7:22 She sounds just like my granny! Granny sick= Granny memory= Aww
Tal: Alfredo is our fav. hedgehog.
Me: Sanic is OUR fav. Hedgehog
Edit:26 likes?! OwO
Oreo the kitty
No
Alfredo
No sonic here
...u mean... sonic..?
@@xxx-zx2mq yes well sanic is a meme version of sonic btw
@@Zox.101 ohh sorry I haven't seen that
@@xxx-zx2mq thats okay
Oof these people I called 911 as a baby just to say I went to the park XD
how can a baby call 911 makes no sense
@@4gntt_YT its a joke bruh
2:29 SHE CHEATED ON HER FRIKKIN HUSBAND DO SHE?!
WITH A HANDSOME COP
ME:WTF
oh im sorry but I don't see anything saying she had a husband oh wait
SHE DON'T
She wants a THREESOME! Gosh dang! 😂
Ok, so my friend called 911 on me when we where 4 cuase i didnt give him MY sandwich, XD but we where four, so dont blame him, XD
'dong' blame him??? XD XD
@@knunes271 oops, thx! XD
@@mortempawz no problem.
Cause*
Did he get your sandwich? I mean he went through the trouble of calling the police you gotta give him what he deserves.
Love this!! ❤️ It's always extremely entertaining to experience the weirdest, dumbest calls that 911 receives, unbelievable!! 😂 Here's some other calls that's also super funny to me... Someone received a wrong food order at a restaurant and they called 911 to sort it out... 🙄 Another call was about a guy that saw a leopard in a neighbors backyard, he realized he made a mistake and had to phone them again to tell them it was only a leopard statue!! 😅
10:24 That awkward moment when the camera cuts out
9:28
Me:dang i forgot my laptop password
Lady:😭😭i forgot my laptop password
Me:Welll i could dial 911 but...
Lady:I GOTTA DIAL 911!😭😭😭
Me:I put my password under my TV
(Lady) *AGURING WITH 911*
Me: *Slides my password out from under my TV*
(Lady) *never gets to get on her laptop again*
911: what’s you’re emergency?
5 year old: Someone stole my ice cweem!
3:09 literally looks like iCarly idk why
true... nice spot
Oh yeah but the face is just a bit wider
Who’s Carley
Hahahah Tal i love it , the was how Michael sticks a booger in your hoodie oml !!!
THAT IS THE FUNNIST CHANNEL NAME AAARRRMMMMYYYYYY
The firsr call was an emergency, the emergency was that she's single😂
Damn that 911 call straight outta a porno
00:43 rackin time everbody LMFAO
Tal i just saw alfredo in Toy Kingdom
NANIIII
This is weird I saw this video about 18 hours ago
It showed this when it was like 3 o’clock
lol how do I get likes for a dumb question
Also thanks for the likes I never get this many likes it funny cause I make really cool or funny comments and I get no like and if it’s stupid I get likes lol
Bacon Bro because he deleted that’s why
Well thanks
Because your like number is 69
Shut up, nobody cares about how happy you are for likes.
¿stranger tea?. Shut up. You too. Some people still didnt know how much likes they got from their other comments. They sometimes go back to the old video and see their comment and they are happy that they saw it had likes. Not alot but still their happy
4:49 centuries forward I'm still going to be laughing Jesus I'd be sad to but it's a snowman of course it went they melt.... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Roses are red violets are blue I love tal fish man and so do you
*No. I dont.*
I dont *LOVE* him but i just like his channel.
Ew I'm 10
Out of the 2k comments you found mine ;-)
Yes i did. Do i get a cupcake?
Subscribe to jake paul and logan paul
Nah DA cupcakes are all MINE
unfortunately. :/
Edit 3.1k
9:13 i freaking love that akcent..
When you realized that Alfredo died 7 months ago.
oh why did you took off the first one with same title? ........ well...
I STILL LOVE YOU!😘😍😘😍
The 1st one tho and the jokes y’all made abt that one- 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alfredo: Not being on Sale
Us: *Are we a joke to you?*
This is my first vid watching but the hedgehog is awesome I want it
I choked while drinking water, that's how funny this is!!! 😂🤣
911: So your a old lady and u need to open a beer
Old lady: Yes, that is my problem
911: I'm so sorry ma'am we are on our way right now we are going as quickly as we can
A WHAPER JUNIOR 5:27
Anthony has to be hell to record with😂😂😂
Fun fact: misusing the 911 operation line is a felony
14:58 So frickin' adorable,
I thought my big sis was crazy for crying when my parents wouldn't tell her the expiration date and when the food was bought but this dude is calling 911 9:53
The dude: I tHinK WerE dEAd
10:21 idk if it's just my phone back it went black and soon faded back to the vid.
Jazlyn Hernandez same
Same 4 meh
Same
SAME
But I was using my ipad
That's why Australia has a none emergency number
7:53 Well... Is this an emergency? Caller: i dont know what that means, lol rip, lmfao
Thank you so much Tal for reloading this without the Age-Restriction 🙏👏😄
Me: *calls 911*
911: what your Emergency?
Me: a fight has broke out in the Boys locker room
Me: calls 911 911: what your emergency? Me: a fight has broke out in the boys locker room
Everyone: snowman
Talfishman: *SNOWMAM*
They just reposted one of their old videos its exactly the same as the other one i saw they just reposted
WINTER It apparently got age restricted by TH-cam so he tried uploading it again.
Yea
Their old video from 2 days ago
@@anaveragecanadian1259 same
@@anaveragecanadian1259 xD
No kidding, my computer actually died when he said I think were dying XD. And it wasn't the black screen they put in
My phone stopped working too !
"STOP TOUCHING MY ASS!" I am dying
"911 what is your emergency?"
"i can't sub to reaction time, free time, adi fishman, tal fishman, maddie dean"
"coming"
That dude that called the police because of the weed brownies, he's also a cop and it was featured on their local news. It's somewhere here on TH-cam.
4:42 “i went out about 5 minutes ago to have a smoke” 5:19 “it’s a little girl” 😂
The last guy looks like he chases parked dump trucks
Time 1:02 to 1:05 is so funny your the best giraffe TH-camr ever
I have been here since talandshort. Holy crap your channel has grown and your videos are as halarious as ever
Aaaarrrmmmyyyy
@@hsmsi yEs
@@sararossmiller8943 YYYYYEEEAAAAA LET'S GET IT BOOOIIIII
1:31 **Plot twist**
One of the police officers was Tal.
Oof Yes 👏 Tal 👏 Get 👏 You 👏 A 👏 Girl 👏
I love you tal you inspired me to make a TH-cam channel
0:04
Sonic: am I a joke to you?
I saw this yesterday and I started wondering where did the video go as I was sending it to my friend 😂😂😂😂
Well now I can send her 👍
First I love ur videos I clicked so fast
I love Alfredo
Binge watching all ur videos
😍😍😍
911: what’s your emergency
Me: I have school for the next five days
911: we are on our way
When I was like 2 or something I called 9-1-1 on accident ->- My mom got the best phone call return like five minutes after I was done talking XD
I swear you uploaded this already, like yesterday....cause I saw this already
Anyone else ????
-Talitha-
Is there a problem though..?
Man: at first I thought it was an aeroplane
Tal: ohhhhhh he thought he saw an alien 👽😂😂
OMG Annnnthonnnnny, you are Soo funny 😆😂🤣!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW I love you, Tal. 😍
I was at six flags and my dad but dialed 911 and I was shouting random things and I heard the dispatcher just saying “WHAT?”
The old lady one was so adorable 😂
Those calls about the snowman, laptop and moon were from the UK and you said "Why call 911?". If they tried that then they wouldn't get through to the emergency services because our emergency number is 999 XDXD
POLICE: 911 what’s your emergency
ME: do you guys do delivery
POLICE: no sir
ME: But I can pay u in donuts
Police: 911 what’s your order
Lol
the brownie one has got to be an actual emergency
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ordered Alfredo
And so did you
Ago Hugo Altjoe no . I didn’t
Who was looking at the comments while watching the video?
Meh :-D
The police that was talking to the lady with the laptop sounded like the British lady in Night at the Museum
I kinda fangirled a bit tbh at the end. My heart skipped a beat at Anthony's joke
I woke up accidentally 😂
Maybe this video is the reason
My favorite 3 in one video😂😂😂
Some of these people have very bizarre ideas of what counts as a 911-level emergency.
Omg !! I love that meme so much HeLP ive fallen and I can't get up I've seen it so many times