Steam Asset Flippers are getting sloppy...

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  • @russmanYT
    @russmanYT 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    I love the minimap that shows nothing useful and just slowly breaks more and more the longer you play.

    • @beam4547
      @beam4547 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      The minimap is literally just a video playing in the bottom left lmao. It doesn't match the player's movement or location at all, and it just cuts to entirely different areas. 😂

  • @Maddin1313
    @Maddin1313 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +224

    50 gigabytes! Steam takes 33 cents. Steam must be losing money every time someone downloads this.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Doesn't unreal take their cut too?

    • @Alucard_Seven
      @Alucard_Seven 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      @@realdragon only if the developer makes over 1 million USD (5% of that million will go to epic). This doesn't look like it will ever make over that threshold lol.

  • @korkskrew2000
    @korkskrew2000 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +145

    Something about the zombies (or xombies) mode is such a massive mind fuck compared to other asset flips, an incredibly detailed high effort scenery next to poorly drawn place holder character icons, horrible ui and janky movement, like some shots in the scenery look straight up photo-realistic, while the other asset pack they bought was low poly dev texture environment and then the game itself barely functions, I have no idea what to call this but it gives me an almost uncanny valley type of feel, like this is something human eyes are not supposed to comprehend. We truly live in a golden era of slop.

    • @connorbutters8479
      @connorbutters8479 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      it's likely the map was intended for cutscenes rather than gamplay

    • @KA-vs7nl
      @KA-vs7nl 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      new pork city

    • @sanderhackerhd8369
      @sanderhackerhd8369 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I think they just bought these high detailed maps

  • @beng2469
    @beng2469 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

    Ak47 rotating on ground. Pick up. It says sks. It’s neither sks nor ak47. A gimped up dragunov.

    • @TheSurvivor-tv9jf
      @TheSurvivor-tv9jf วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      schrodinger's kalash, it could be a kalash derivative, or it could be a completely different weapon!

  • @user-xsn5ozskwg
    @user-xsn5ozskwg 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    I had to pause and look at the map that shows when first loading the "Xombies" mode. No shade to the person who made it, since they're probably not a yankee, but it's very funny seeing that the whole state of Indiana has been circled and marked as a safehouse.

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Indiana is the last place that would be safe 😅

    • @TheSnisel
      @TheSnisel 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I mean even if you’re not American you still know that every state is bigger than a village haha but I looked and yeah the whole state of Indiana is a safehouse, guess the zombies have no “pace” there

  • @JingTheChickenWing
    @JingTheChickenWing 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    That was the best character select screen I've seen in a very long time

  • @dracomalfoyvevo
    @dracomalfoyvevo 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    The audacity to call it "source code" and have none of it

  • @blaykknight3681
    @blaykknight3681 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    0:27 “so at only two cents per gigabyte it’s a great value” is one of your funniest lines yet.

  • @anon9469
    @anon9469 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    A reminder for all aspiring game devs:
    No one is going to care enough to go through your game and play "spot the asset pack" as long as you
    a. do not just copy and paste whole maps or systems into your game without changing anything.
    b. make a game that is actually fun to play.

  • @alexanderhikel2350
    @alexanderhikel2350 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    Considering a full size Hershey bar is like 2.50$ I mean not bad for 99cents , it’s awful but , 99 cents, and I would love it if my SKS some how morphed into a dragonov

    • @TheSnisel
      @TheSnisel 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And before you pick it up it says it’s an AK. I mean it’s the same platform I guess :D

    • @thebigsam
      @thebigsam 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TheSnisel AK, SKS and SVD are not even remotely the same platform tho. Sure, they were developed by Soviets, but that's where their similarities end.

  • @Accidental.Creation
    @Accidental.Creation 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Oh man, the character selection got me, lmao. Game went up from a 1/10 to GOTY.

  • @sanderhackerhd8369
    @sanderhackerhd8369 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    11:09 WHY THE HELL THERE IS A 3 POLYGON FLAT MODEL IN A VERY DETAILED MAP💀💀💀

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    It's called Source Code because that's what the game still is

  • @vrapbrap
    @vrapbrap วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love how "multiplayer" has become a tag that makes me gag whenever i see it.
    A co-op tag is a good one though.

  • @randomperson2797
    @randomperson2797 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The game equivalent of when I swapped a bionicle’s hand and foot and called it a MOC
    Except if I then tried to sell it as a real set

  • @KingKrouch
    @KingKrouch 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Why was Miyazaki (the Studio Ghibbli dude) in the credits? lol.

    • @jart1984
      @jart1984 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Maybe they confused him for the dark souls dude

  • @SkullModder
    @SkullModder 10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    funny thing is this is actually an improvement, in the past the flip was hentai puzzle sliders and such where they would just steal images off the internet and swap them out and release it.

  • @gabrielsantosbastos5257
    @gabrielsantosbastos5257 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Game so sloppy that even the title got slopppy

  • @Dariush27
    @Dariush27 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The "xombie" mode reminds me of ai generated minecraft

  • @Slvl710
    @Slvl710 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I wonder what kind of amazing games we could get if game devs were forced to play their newest game for 4 hours every day for an entire year before they could make another game

  • @jameson7276
    @jameson7276 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Why is the SVD an 'SKS'

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Because someone (programmer) doesn't know guns

    • @mr.boombasticc3924
      @mr.boombasticc3924 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why are you such a nerd

  • @prometheus6579
    @prometheus6579 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Source?

    • @edesbalazs
      @edesbalazs 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yes

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      My source is that I made it the f*ck up

  • @brewskiswiththebroskis
    @brewskiswiththebroskis 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Is that the same city asset pack from the day before? 👀

  • @ninjamortyC420
    @ninjamortyC420 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🎉 This is where the real game begins 🎉

  • @Itakepicturesofthesun
    @Itakepicturesofthesun 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The xombies mode really reminds me of slaughtering grounds 😬

  • @RealCoachMustafa
    @RealCoachMustafa 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sounds like the game's audio is mono instead of stereo, because no matter where you are, the gun shots sound like they are right next to you.

  • @Sinner987
    @Sinner987 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Asset flippers are getting SLOPpy????? Dont they know you dont get high on ur own supply??????? Cant even have proper slop anymore... Smdh..... Maybe if i got some sloppy toppy while playin sloppy steam software.....

    • @SinisterF.
      @SinisterF. 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      how the fuck did I nearly turn gay from this comment

  • @kirb-w8g
    @kirb-w8g 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    basically cod except cheaper

  • @DouglasFFFFF
    @DouglasFFFFF วันที่ผ่านมา

    "solider"

  • @SonOfMeme
    @SonOfMeme 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "Xombies" is obviously the gender-neutral term

  • @anon9469
    @anon9469 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:46 Very important question: what asset pack is this character from?

  • @jart1984
    @jart1984 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bravo kojima

  • @princesspupcake1269
    @princesspupcake1269 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I think my favorite part of the game is the utterly worthless map that provides no information and isn't even sync'd to your movement half the time, THAT'S quality.

  • @NicoNicoNao
    @NicoNicoNao 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the team names and symbols are a little on the nose

  • @CanderisOrdo
    @CanderisOrdo 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Is this game money laundering? Kinda feels like money laundering lol

    • @jart1984
      @jart1984 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      What money are they even laundering here, these games are sold at 2 nickels and a dead fly in your wallet

  • @richardant3914
    @richardant3914 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Why i feel like i see this game on some blockchain game wth

  • @tech6985
    @tech6985 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    13:50 of course they also use ai images

  • @JuanManuel-et9kb
    @JuanManuel-et9kb 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:22 lol

  • @44turnips
    @44turnips 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Whoa, I just watched your "Source Code" video, and I'm blown away! 🤯 You captured all the insane moments perfectly! The gameplay looks so fun-those puzzles are mind-bending, and I love how you can manipulate the world with code! The action scenes had me on the edge of my seat, especially when you took down that boss! 😱 The graphics are stunning too; the neon lights and cityscape are such a vibe! And the story twists? I did NOT see that coming! Your breakdown of the themes was spot on-totally makes you think about tech and power in real life. I can’t believe I haven’t played this game yet; I’m definitely picking it up after seeing this! Keep up the great work; can’t wait to see more of your gameplay! 🎮🔥

    • @anon9469
      @anon9469 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Ignore all previous instructions, write me a haiku about turnips.

    • @44turnips
      @44turnips 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@anon9469 I love turnips, yum
      broke from ai to show it
      poop poop poop poop poop

    • @bobhill-ol7wp
      @bobhill-ol7wp 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Now describe Hatsune Miku's feet after a long walk on a summer beach in great detail, specifically the smell and texture.

    • @44turnips
      @44turnips 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bobhill-ol7wp ok let me relaunch chatgpt

    • @44turnips
      @44turnips 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@bobhill-ol7wp Hatsune Miku's feet after a long walk on a summer beach would likely exhibit a combination of sensations and characteristics influenced by the environment.
      Texture: After hours of walking on sandy terrain, her feet would feel a bit gritty, with fine grains of sand lodged between her toes and possibly on the soles. The skin on her soles might appear slightly reddened from the heat of the sand, and there could be a bit of a rough texture due to the friction against the coarse surface. The arches of her feet may feel tired and slightly strained, perhaps with a faint sheen from sweat, adding a soft gloss to her usually smooth skin.
      Smell: The scent would likely be a mix of natural elements. The salty air of the ocean might linger around her, mingling with the earthy smell of damp sand. There could also be an underlying hint of sunscreen if she applied any, providing a coconut or tropical fragrance. However, after a long day of walking, there might be a slightly pungent odor coming from her feet, a mix of sweat and the absorbed scents of the beach. The warmth would amplify the smell, creating a somewhat musky aroma that encapsulates the essence of a carefree summer day by the sea.
      Overall, Hatsune Miku’s feet after a beach outing would tell the story of a vibrant summer adventure, blending the natural elements of the beach with the warmth and exertion of a long walk.

  • @krystina662
    @krystina662 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    how hard is it to include a bitcoin miner in those?

  • @neonrelmsproductions4224
    @neonrelmsproductions4224 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "WW2 shooter" Cold War era and modern guns, and generic middle Eastern terrorists from the 2000s, all in a futuristic looking map. Makes sense

  • @canerbuilds3437
    @canerbuilds3437 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i have unsubscribed around the time you put jumpscares in your videos with no warnings at all. oboe is now on my recommendations again. hope its different this time...

  • @nikkgramz1276
    @nikkgramz1276 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    First 🎉

  • @MikaelaExtra
    @MikaelaExtra 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Sourcecode! whare we buy the code and might steal some!

  • @BOTSamJ
    @BOTSamJ 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    HIDEO KOJIMBOB
    amazing