Ubisoft just made an NFT game in 2024...

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  • @randomperson2797
    @randomperson2797 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +212

    So update on this game: one player has figured out how to win every match before it begins and also make everyone else only match with them
    Game of the millennium

    • @vytah
      @vytah 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Source?
      Because it would be really funny if it were true.

    • @alexeistrife56
      @alexeistrife56 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@vytah There's a post on the subreddit that seems to back up his claim.

    • @gehthoffentlich
      @gehthoffentlich 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@alexeistrife56 people unironically make a subreddit for trash like this? :D

    • @mattmurphy7030
      @mattmurphy7030 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@gehthoffentlichReddit is trash so it checks out

    • @deltasaves
      @deltasaves 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Is this true MinMaxxing

  • @Astar24653
    @Astar24653 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +136

    Dont worry guys the NEXT live service slop is gonna be the one! Infinite growth lets goooo

    • @radiofreeacab
      @radiofreeacab 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Communism looking pretty good rn no cap 🎉

    • @user-xsn5ozskwg
      @user-xsn5ozskwg 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      The line can only go up!

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      "It's not that the idea or the implementation are terrible, unrealistic or outright wishful thinking from beginning to end - the problem is clearly that the market is still in a process of maturing to its full ripeness, and an exceptionally bountiful harvest of eternally increasing profits is _really_ just around the corner for all of our lucky shareholders!"
      -Ubisoft, probably

    • @bulutcagdas1071
      @bulutcagdas1071 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      They already had R6 Siege as a successful live service game, yet they managed to run that game to the ground.

  • @luciger_globus
    @luciger_globus 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

    So Ubisoft just shutdown the studio who made the new prince of Persia, but surely we need to keep this crew around

    • @RuruSS
      @RuruSS 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes! It's part of the lore now.

  • @fnky
    @fnky 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +140

    Where my Dolmen NFT's, Ubisoft?! Huh?!

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Unfortunately, the Queen Caniptei miniatures underperformed slightly in the marketplace and Ubisoft decided that from now on, only irredeemably bad things will be made into scams. Not adorably bad things like Dolmen.

    • @butchernachos7518
      @butchernachos7518 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I’m Dolmen’ing I’m Dolmen’ing 😂

  • @SP_TOOP
    @SP_TOOP 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    Another day, another attempt at going bankrupt by Ubisoft.

    • @Foxador
      @Foxador 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      It's almost as if they want to be bought out

    • @Xylophytae
      @Xylophytae 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@Foxador at this point I'd genuinely believe that Ubisoft is actively seeking to destroy themselves so they can be acquired or something

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I have no idea how they keep convincing shareholders to give them more money. By this point, it would be weirder if it turned out they weren't laundering.

    • @v00idless72
      @v00idless72 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sony please buy us!😂​@@Xylophytae

  • @user-xsn5ozskwg
    @user-xsn5ozskwg 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Setting up a crypto wallet is already a big ask for people, and getting money on one is even tougher if you wanna use it as a wallet and not for stashing unregistered securities. Ubisoft could've probably made *some* money if they just kept this slop-fest to the usual microtransaction lootbox fair, but they really decided to go out of their way to show they don't know the industry.
    Beet we see another round of massive layoffs next year.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Well they have to keep firing people, otherwise how are they going to avoid accumulating competent staff with a sense of cohesion and camaraderie that would dramatically improve their productivity and performance?
      Don't want your company running _efficiently,_ after all!
      We want our company running _retardedly._ That's what the investors love to see.

  • @BigColaize
    @BigColaize 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    someone at ubisoft unironically thought that vaultlanders was a good concept to make a full game out of

    • @Foxador
      @Foxador 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Vaultlanders was at least more fun and had quicker matches
      It came at the cost of the entire borderlands series tho

  • @derekha170
    @derekha170 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Jauwn video boutta go crazy on this one

  • @jordanlopez4131
    @jordanlopez4131 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    When im in a Destroy My Company speedrun contest and my opponent is Ubisoft 😢

  • @IagoSB__0.0
    @IagoSB__0.0 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    0:00 ubisoft launcher jump scare

  • @amirsufyani6319
    @amirsufyani6319 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    When it gets too dark, turn on the light. Then when it gets too bright, turn on the air.

    • @wingnutmcmoomoo494
      @wingnutmcmoomoo494 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      not saying the game is good but i figure the logic is that wind brings storms which blocks out the sun and creates/enhances darkness. But yeah i figured it just was trying to say "air=storms=stormclouds"... which is kind of the same sort of logic jumps as pokemons "airplanes can't fly with ice on their wings therefore ice is strong to flying creatures"

    • @user-xsn5ozskwg
      @user-xsn5ozskwg 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@wingnutmcmoomoo494 I think you're giving them too much credit, since dark defeats air. They probably just figured they wanted a third triad instead of a dyad and picked something that wasn't already used in the other two sets.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      And when it gets too airy, open a window and let in the dark void of space! It... almost makes sense, if you're on a space ship. And if we somehow forget how light and air work.

  • @Accidental.Creation
    @Accidental.Creation 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    Leave it to Ubisoft to jump on a scam that hasn't been relevant for years now, lol. Then again, they tried to do it before with the whole Ubisoft Quartz thing, if I remember correctly.

  • @nyyfandan
    @nyyfandan 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "Animation" is generous term lol. Tell me why this new game has 1999 South Park level animations.

  • @Shocel53
    @Shocel53 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    It's like if Darkest Dungeon was designed by the Ancestor.

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    The little figurines reminded me of New Tales from the Borderlands and now I'm sad

  • @fietehermans9903
    @fietehermans9903 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Why is one of the locations in their “lore” called Corporation Bastion? Sounds almost meta…

  • @horseman8249
    @horseman8249 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    NOT DOLMEN, 0/10 >:(

  • @wingnutmcmoomoo494
    @wingnutmcmoomoo494 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    i like that you're so used to saying bionicles that when you say chronicles you accidently add an "io" sound at the start so it sounds like cryonicals. I aspire to be as nerdy as that one day lol
    (i swear i dont' mean this in a mean or disparaging way)

    • @jex-the-notebook-guy1002
      @jex-the-notebook-guy1002 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I played a bionicles gba game at my cousin's many years ago. Even watched some of the movies there. Cousin was into all sorts of stuff. Tamagachis neopets ect. I prob didn't understand the game but it seemed cool. Oh and UB Funkeys (what Skylanders copied). He also introduced me to Ben 10 (the first one)

  • @Darthvegeta8000
    @Darthvegeta8000 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    So a miniature wargame without terrain or movement...😂

    • @wingnutmcmoomoo494
      @wingnutmcmoomoo494 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      i think its more like a darkest dungeon clone tbh.
      edit after watching like one more minute... yeah this is just a darkest dungeon clone, down to the zoom in slow down for each attack and everything else. The main twist they put on the gameplay is having it all happen at once.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@wingnutmcmoomoo494 The abilities and animations (what little there are) may be riffing off Darkest Dungeon, but they've also cleverly removed all the things that made Darkest Dungeon engaging, atmospheric, and a game at all.
      So now they've got... something. Not a video game, by any stretch, but definitely some kind of a _thing._
      Yep!

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@hazukichanx408 and then they added NFTs.

  • @dr.trebuchet3836
    @dr.trebuchet3836 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Well this has been fun, but I'm going to stop watching after 13 minutes. This game is even too boring for me to have on in the background. I'm sorry you had to play this Oboe. Ubisoft just keeps putting out the bangers.

    • @nolandaigle7375
      @nolandaigle7375 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Me 7 minutes in 😂😂😂

  • @QQnowQQlater
    @QQnowQQlater 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Darkest Dungeon: Like two or so of us made an amazing game on a small budget.
    Ubisoft: Copy that, spend less, make it beyond worse.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Oh, wait. The setup screen with the model previews of the characters IS the game.
    Guess that the less gameplay there is, the less can go wrong.

  • @Dargos_L
    @Dargos_L 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This is the best Shadow raid legends ads of my life

  • @Liberater4589
    @Liberater4589 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Incredible how Ubisoft used to be considered innovative industry leaders but now they’ve degraded being years behind in chasing whatever slop fad was popular at one point

    • @Xylophytae
      @Xylophytae 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I grew up with Far Cry 3. I miss that time in games

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      that's what happens when you go public. Investors will keep demanding more growth out of you until you gotta scrap the bottom of the barrel to try to milk more out of your products.

    • @_oBSOLEte_
      @_oBSOLEte_ 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@icecold1805 Sure. They went full public, that's the real problem. There's still a virtuous capitalism somewhere, where companies are run with tegridy and healthy nepotism is maintained for the board members like in the golden Atari days.

    • @johng8837
      @johng8837 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Valve​@@_oBSOLEte_

    • @ChrisSmith-mi2zo
      @ChrisSmith-mi2zo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Atari, Midway, Activision, EA, and Blizzard were all leading innovators at one time too. Konami only recently remembered that they used to make video games, and Sega and Capcom always seem to be teetering on collapse. Ubisoft is just the next great fall.

  • @dominiklauko5288
    @dominiklauko5288 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Just wait for the new FMV game by Ubisoft.

  • @thecolorsaqib
    @thecolorsaqib 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    A little late to a dead trend there Ubi

  • @lionfighter10
    @lionfighter10 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The joke is that this still has more effort put into than Star Wars Outlaws

  • @CommanderGumball
    @CommanderGumball 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    It's weird how close to not-shit the actual gameplay looks.
    Add some idle animations, take the bases away so they don't look as much like figurines, put 5-10% more effort into the attack animations, and it would honestly look completely fine.

    • @myles_liem
      @myles_liem 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      some voicelines too

    • @CommanderGumball
      @CommanderGumball 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@myles_liem yeah, even just a couple. Really they're like 90% of the way to a reasonable, acceptably crappy game. Nothing to write home about, basically a Darkest Dungeon ripoff with some more restrictions, but _something._
      What they have here seems unfinished. The way the tap forward like South Park characters is what *really* gets me, just have them slide at that point.

    • @EnderPlayerTV
      @EnderPlayerTV 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The "Private Club" secret cabal of people controlling the world through games of a dumbed down Warhammer game is kinda interesting, if they just didn't make the game an NFT thing and fleshed it out with some stuff as you said + perhaps add some more lore etc. this could've been interesting. But money is more important to Ubisoft

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also, get rid of every single nft/nft-related BS.

  • @WorldGoods
    @WorldGoods 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    No one ever asks why gamers would want to keep playing this to spend money

  • @cookiecreep9204
    @cookiecreep9204 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is what i have in my mind whenever any of Ubislop PR guys wax on about how artistic and deep their stuff is, and how much care they put into gamemaking...

  • @freepizza
    @freepizza 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    dolmoria chronicles

  • @AyCe
    @AyCe 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Did they actually misspell "Aggressive"?

  • @root1992
    @root1992 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Darkest nft

  • @Bongyes
    @Bongyes 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Usually light is supereffective against darkness and darkness is supereffective against light in those gacha games. I mean they are opposites.
    Also Fire Emblem has light conquer darkness, darkness conquiering elements and elements conquering light.

  • @skizordrone3836
    @skizordrone3836 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    They literally look like the dnd minis that you can make on heroforge. The more I look at them, I think they actually ARE heroforge minis

  • @BismuthKaiju
    @BismuthKaiju 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    as soon as the first image came up, before you said it, I was thinking that they just ripped pictures from Heroforge. Glad it wasn't just me.

  • @stinkygoat2686
    @stinkygoat2686 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    the lack of idle and tween animations cant help but make me think they thought it would be cute if they didn't have them but it just ruins any semblance of the game feeling active. At the very least they could of had like animated backgrounds that only play their animations during combat or pause during combat but play normally. anything to make up for the lack of movement on screen at pretty much all times on your turn.

  • @anon9469
    @anon9469 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I will say, the aesthetic of this game is pretty neat. Like a skirmish wargame with videogame rules.
    It's just sort of ruined by being stapled to an NFT collection.

  • @DarkAngel-jo8ix
    @DarkAngel-jo8ix 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You, in fact, do have to watch dude swing sword in Raid

  • @ChrisSmith-mi2zo
    @ChrisSmith-mi2zo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    13:50 "Wassup Oboe nation?" in the CODtuber voice always sounds like "What's a bobo nation?" to me.

  • @MortiXD09
    @MortiXD09 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    looks good, in game ads would make it better though.

    • @dektarey4024
      @dektarey4024 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I'd enjoy some mail notifications send to my account reminding me i havent spend money yet. Set it on a timer of 7 days. And worded in a really saddened manner.

    • @MortiXD09
      @MortiXD09 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@dektarey4024 nuhuh, it has to be daily. also another idea to use ai to try and seduce you into buying those things🤣

  • @delsin1126
    @delsin1126 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This looks like darkest dungeons mixed with hero forge and looks so damn boring

  • @the_femboy_gravemind
    @the_femboy_gravemind 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:35 omg tartarus halo

  • @filipwarpechowski6681
    @filipwarpechowski6681 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My first though was, Darkest Dungeon at home ™️, but only in the overall systems and no art direction or... any direction tbh.

  • @MesaAufenhand
    @MesaAufenhand 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's a scuffed darkest dungeon

  • @mike42192
    @mike42192 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Chat message at 9:31 really hurt me, on a personal level.

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Wow, that is some AI-ass "story" alright. Ghouls _and_ "Undeads"? And in terms of fantasy races, what exactly constitutes a "transhuman"? Or is it literally just a fantasy human with some bits of metal bolted to their body because hey, who has time for infections and pain thresholds and _general sanity_ when you could be bolting bits of metal to your body? ...Ooh, and they have a Special Powerful Mineral sharted into the middle of all that, too. That's cute, thinking off-brand Tiberium is a new idea.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's just a generic term soup you're not really supposed to pay any attention to.

  • @Zotjad
    @Zotjad 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In a better world this would have let you make and customize your units with all the NFTs elements and be a normal game.

  • @eddygordoh6188
    @eddygordoh6188 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That one guy was right, youre really hard to listen to, but i think you still will succeed. Good luck charlie kirk, keep on doing what you love to do.

  • @wyattr7982
    @wyattr7982 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wait did you put the Metal Gear Solid theme in the beginning or did they rip that off?

  • @BRICKOMEDIA
    @BRICKOMEDIA 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Heroforge + AI + NFTs... Such a uh... 'interesting' mix.

  • @ninjamortyC420
    @ninjamortyC420 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    🎉 This is where the real game begins 🎉

  • @burgerpocalypse
    @burgerpocalypse 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This game was also probably funded by Singaporean tax breaks and they were obligated to release it despite... you know, everything about it

  • @DavidJCobb
    @DavidJCobb 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ubisoft is genuinely just an embarrassment to the medium at this point

  • @blanketray6050
    @blanketray6050 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    18:08 undertale reference

  • @arataasuka6293
    @arataasuka6293 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    is this
    Vaultlanders

  • @teddyboukagain9985
    @teddyboukagain9985 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Is this an AAAA NFT game?

  • @arefuu6682
    @arefuu6682 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I swear mobile game got more animation than this shit 😂😂😂

  • @cfunct645
    @cfunct645 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Soulless Multiplayer Darkest Dungeon

  • @keaganreis794
    @keaganreis794 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Darkest Dungeon from Wish

  • @TironaBloodspiller
    @TironaBloodspiller 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    at least in shadow legends you get animations for being a whale

  • @isuckatusernames4297
    @isuckatusernames4297 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    could this be the next Distborn ?!?!?!

  • @chinghamburger2200
    @chinghamburger2200 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Ohh, Ubisoft. 🤡💩

  • @nunyabusiness7942
    @nunyabusiness7942 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So it’s Darkest dungeon but not good at all in any way.

  • @incorrectbeans
    @incorrectbeans 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    iconic

  • @theevenstevenchannel8220
    @theevenstevenchannel8220 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Does this cost money?

    • @Foxador
      @Foxador 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      It's "free" but it's just a way to launder money

  • @cheemslord9917
    @cheemslord9917 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    wow so smart ubisoft clap clap

  • @JavierSantoz-qy9fp
    @JavierSantoz-qy9fp 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    looks like that pay to win mobile game tho.

  • @chandlercharleville833
    @chandlercharleville833 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nfts arnt bad people just dont understand them and scammers used them before anything good did

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nfts are inherently bad.
      At least with crypto it has some limited use outside glorified gambling, nfts don't.

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Money laundering for sure.

  • @hurrweasel932
    @hurrweasel932 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Raid Shadow NFT's

  • @olaff4223
    @olaff4223 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What is this game?

  • @Seer_Xaeo
    @Seer_Xaeo 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    looks like a terrible version of Moonbreaker

  • @superbtrilogy5049
    @superbtrilogy5049 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    0:00 BEST INTRO OF 2025

  • @thetoadwalker3010
    @thetoadwalker3010 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Raid: Shadow Legends is higher effort.

  • @Chengeist
    @Chengeist 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is the most boring "game" i have ever seen. 3500$ for one "champion"? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @PandaPelley
    @PandaPelley 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    No idea how people can be so tilted about AI slop when there are people who use their time and effort to create NFTs

    • @HydraKittten
      @HydraKittten 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I mean, one is blatant theft and the other is scamming, pick your poison kinda thing, both Are bad

    • @solitudesf8111
      @solitudesf8111 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      you are not very smart, are you?

    • @roflBeck
      @roflBeck 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      We can dislike 2 things.

    • @incorrectbeans
      @incorrectbeans 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@roflBeck impossible

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@HydraKittten "blatant theft" if you are stupid, maybe.

  • @LunarisCainLegacy
    @LunarisCainLegacy 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is the most Boring of all games and slow AF!!!

  • @radiofreeacab
    @radiofreeacab 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holy starfield, what a piece of CRAP 😂 this is AAA gaming 😅