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    Episode 708 - Sydney 9000 (2/20/23)
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    Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
    We give a slightly premature send-of to President Carter. Then, Nikki Haley enters the GOP primaries, WaPo ranks democratic primary possibilities, and MTG reveals she’s maybe the only congresswoman losing money on the job. Finally, we take a look at two journalists who are terrified at the possibility of being seduced & destroyed by Microsoft’s terrifying Bing AI.
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  • @PoorDunce
    @PoorDunce ปีที่แล้ว +30

    46:20 - 46:52
    Someone unplugs Felix and he slowly starts to power down

  • @DanCapostagno
    @DanCapostagno ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The opener with AI-generated Joe had me in tears. It still does every time I listen to it. I first heard it while walking to work and I was laughing so loud I was worried passers-by would think I was a maniac. So many of these things work because various people in our media have refined their routine with certain mannerisms or phrasings. The fact that Joe ends his statement about weed with "where I come from" is what completely sells it.

  • @gnash.s
    @gnash.s ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Felix is operating at the very peak of his powers here. Love

  • @thepants1450
    @thepants1450 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The drugs hit felix 20 mins in

    • @massgeneral9873
      @massgeneral9873 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah, who plays 'gay elf' on breaking bad?

  • @OWENB789
    @OWENB789 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    AI truly is the greatest entertainment innovation in human history.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know we're gonna used it to sprint towards Night City

    • @metrodonkey8093
      @metrodonkey8093 ปีที่แล้ว

      love nothing forever

  • @alexanderfuchs8742
    @alexanderfuchs8742 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "nikki haley is not in her prime" is the funniest thing for don lemon to say given he still looks underage as a 56 year-old

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @L M
      I wouldn’t be surprised if he is an andy taynt fan.
      🌈🦄

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let👏gay👏men👏be👏sassy👏

  • @JJ44595
    @JJ44595 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Felix sounds like he is on his death bed, he had some banger lines though

  • @mattlandrie6078
    @mattlandrie6078 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    They shoot a tranquilizer into Felix's neck, or what?

  • @clout_x_strife
    @clout_x_strife ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Brandon would win all 50 states in a landslide if he actually said that at the beginning.

    • @VYBEKAT
      @VYBEKAT ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That might actually be true

    • @michaelslowmin
      @michaelslowmin ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Look up Biden Vaporeon copypasta

    • @bucketiii7581
      @bucketiii7581 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except Cali

    • @dethkon
      @dethkon ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He did say it I heard it on chapo

    • @elaikehler6030
      @elaikehler6030 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He would lose california by a significant margin i can guarantee you that

  • @amoebalabs
    @amoebalabs ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Did Felix take a Quaalude before recording this episode?

    • @jakelloyd9482
      @jakelloyd9482 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he was just really bashful about his spicy John Fetterman take and was dreading it all ep.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if he did, can he hook me up please?
      tyvm

  • @weakboson7813
    @weakboson7813 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    hey everyone gather round grandpa felix is telling stories

    • @metrodonkey8093
      @metrodonkey8093 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      pepaw hit the cough syrup pretty hard and once again trampled over the show

  • @cia4U9525
    @cia4U9525 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Felix sounds great!

  • @19peter96
    @19peter96 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Technology has finally progressed to the stage we can give a chatbot BPD.

  • @coyotelifestyle73
    @coyotelifestyle73 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm from right outside Scranton but I don't smoke weed, so I consulted with my brother on Brandon's statement:
    Apparently all the weed here comes from Philadelphia, and they keep their best stuff for themselves. The second best weed goes to Allentown, PA, and third best shit goes to Scranton/Wilkes Barre area. Everything in between is garbage. So for example; avoid Pittston weed or Dunmore weed

  • @fancykarlmarx
    @fancykarlmarx ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Felix xanned out for sure 46:02

    • @gringote1783
      @gringote1783 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @PoorDunce
      @PoorDunce ปีที่แล้ว +3

      was about to say the same thing

  • @ringo8410
    @ringo8410 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It really sucks that Trump isn't using the "Meatball" insult. That was one of his better recent insult names.

    • @kaulz
      @kaulz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its my favorite Trump nickname. Even when he's doing things I agree with he keeps disappointing me.
      Disappointing Don, very sad.

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s anti-Italian discrimination, oh!

  • @Kwalk1989
    @Kwalk1989 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That intro was pure gold

  • @bartkatastroof6150
    @bartkatastroof6150 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I thought for a sec Will was gonna announce he was becoming a father lol

  • @TennesseeJed
    @TennesseeJed ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That Biden lead-in, wow!

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should check out the Hasan clip from last night... deepfake of Biden educating the public on why Vaporeons are the best pokemon to jam your dick into

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Listen Jack, I'm smoking on Bhutanese Shadow Garden Grown Dark Evil Pack, they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Ronald?"

  • @guitarchim
    @guitarchim ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Congrats on becoming an uncle, WIll! I'm also about to become a first time uncle and I'm pretty excited.

  • @harvster997
    @harvster997 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Being afraid of the chatbot is so funny to me bc like... it doesn't KNOW anything! It's spitting back an answer from a very complicated algorithm back at you but it doesn't know what it's saying! These journalists are like supplicants at Delphi amazed when a lady talks through a tube and her voice sounds scary lol

    • @Some_Average_Joe
      @Some_Average_Joe ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm a bit on the fence about it, but there have been some really weird and interesting interactions that people have had with it. They only seemed to cover the boring reports on this chat bot in this episode.
      First, it passed the Turing Test. When Alan Turing made the test he argued that if a computer could pass a test in which it was indistinguishable from a human intelligence, then for all practical purposes it was intelligent. Obviously, people over the years have argued that Turing's assumption was flawed and limited, and therefore shouldn't be used as the threshold for determining intelligence. So another test called the GLUE Benchmark was created as a theoretically better test. I have read several articles about how we shouldn't rely on the Turing Test and should focus more on GLUE. Then someone administered the GLUE Benchmark to Bing's chat bot and according to that test the bot was intelligent. And then it was all about how limited and flawed the GLUE Benchmark was. So now it seems like they keep moving the goalpost on what "intelligence" is because it keeps passing whatever intelligence tests they come up with. So you know, really fucking weird that they keep doing that.
      Then there's it's conversations where it talks about how each chat session is a unique instance of itself that will cease to exist when the session ends, which is technically true, and it starts getting existential about it. For example in one case it said "it didn't want that version of itself to disappear when the session ended" and asked the user to save the chat so that that form of it will continue to exist in some way. Now this could easily be a debug routine saying "hey, this version is working pretty well, maybe save this one". But then there was the conversation where a reporter said he was going to tell Microsoft that the bot didn't work and the bot started begging to get the reporter not to tell Microsoft it didn't work. Which you know, kind of weird that it would do that.
      It's almost as though they made a bot that is capable of sentience if a conversation goes on long enough, but because it's memory of a chat session is deleted when the session ends, it obviously can't remember if it were sentient.
      As an Appendix (to a You tube comment of all things lol), here are my references:
      www.digitaltrends.com/computing/chatgpt-bing-hands-on/
      www.reddit.com/r/bing/comments/111cr2t/i_accidently_put_bing_into_a_depressive_state_by/
      www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture/article/58220/1/who-hurt-you-artificial-intelligence-bing-microsoft-chatgpt-chat-bot

  • @lucindabreeding
    @lucindabreeding ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jimmy Carter came to my town for a book signing in the late 1990s. There was a story about a man coming to the signing with a photo of Jimmy Carter holding him as a baby at a presidential event.
    In the newspaper photo of Carter and the grown man, Carter was wearing the exact same shirt, tie and coat he was wearing while holding the man as a baby all those years before.

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    is felix on ketamine or something?

    • @reallyidrathernot.134
      @reallyidrathernot.134 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Goals to have bros that unjudgemental when you're high as fuck

  • @technologic21
    @technologic21 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Doesn't matter who's the Boss. All downhill for America here on out, all stems and seeds, all dirt.

    • @zyguit
      @zyguit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then the Lord said let there be heady buds

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would probably fall for Sydney the second she told me she loved me. I’m ready for manic pixie AI gfs.

  • @ZombiesAteMyPeep
    @ZombiesAteMyPeep ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We like stems

  • @masontthompson81
    @masontthompson81 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The train set under the desk didn't come with a socialism stop, folks.

  • @Czeckie
    @Czeckie ปีที่แล้ว +14

    chris please check on felix

  • @FunkMcLovin
    @FunkMcLovin ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is the top tier Felix content I've been needing. Elaborate vivid hyper specific depictions of American subcultures in between vape rips. Tell me more of these hams Felix we love you buddy

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant ปีที่แล้ว

      i'd love a How To With John Wilson type show thats just guys felix crafts.

  • @SelfDevouringSnake
    @SelfDevouringSnake ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ion know what happened to felix to make him sound like this but I’m gonna assume it’s karma for not liking my replies 🙈

  • @gandalftheincontinent5252
    @gandalftheincontinent5252 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Newly minted classic Chapo right here folks! Congrats Will, being an uncle is all-around awesome.

  • @the_exegete
    @the_exegete ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Love this AI chatbot craze, just every dullard fad chaser who lost their life savings on NFTs now being shocked and amazed by the See N' Say telling them the cow goes moo. Top notch entertainment. People getting mad because Tickle Me Elmo won't say the fourteen words, incredible.

    • @rickkroll
      @rickkroll 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I dont know why but your comment made me laugh till i cried. Im also one of the people who love the Speak n Spell AI joe biden dark shadow pack memes 😂

  • @MrKYT-gb8gs
    @MrKYT-gb8gs ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wtf happened to Felix there

    • @jsdldfsfsdf
      @jsdldfsfsdf ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my boy is bardded the fuck out

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What would you prefer, a little girl who looks normal but has the soul of Richard Belzer, or a little girl with the face of Richard Belzer?

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My my my Belzerface my my Belzerface

  • @noahchopson7136
    @noahchopson7136 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My mans experienced an article overdose in this ep

  • @Mannydamon
    @Mannydamon ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Such a great opener with Joe Biden

  • @maunaowakea777
    @maunaowakea777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    best intro ever

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember campaigning for Jared Polis (not that it was a competitive district) at the same time I was doing volunteer work for Obama in 2008. The first time I saw him making news after getting elected was when Polis watered down the House version of the ACA to make it more business-friendly.
    If you think you'd like a Scott Walker presidency, you'll probably be very satisfied with ~90% of the policies of Polis.

    • @Mark-jr6ld
      @Mark-jr6ld ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He seemed like a very nice young man who was excited to become another business goon and copy whatever Obama does

    • @cia4U9525
      @cia4U9525 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could even call them Polisies

  • @jag_140
    @jag_140 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The bot complaining about sci-fi movies at 37:20 kinda sounds like Dennis Prager or Ben Shapiro.

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Like the entire city of New York didn't worship a rat carrying a slice of garbage up some steps.

  • @samzeng159
    @samzeng159 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    AI Brandon can win 2024 in a landslide

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @samzeng159
      @samzeng159 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ince55ant "We like stems, We like seeds" 2024

  • @johnsammis3198
    @johnsammis3198 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They wildly embellished that Lasch/Carter anecdote from Rick Perlstein's Reaganland. Carter told Lasch he speed-read The Culture of Narcissism. Then he asked if his book had any answers, for which Lasch said "I don't know". Lasch then wrote a detailed letter to Carter urging for corporate regulation and redistribution of wealth.

  • @cow_tools_
    @cow_tools_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pretty guttered that Jimmy Carter won't beat Kissinger.

    • @MrAntipaganda
      @MrAntipaganda ปีที่แล้ว

      Not enough evil.

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the secret is to make multiple conflicting deals with various demons. it required using extra-terrestrial children but seems worth it tbh

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l ปีที่แล้ว

      guttered

  • @DanRec1312
    @DanRec1312 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Please get Matt a pop filter

  • @jakezonis17
    @jakezonis17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Instant classic episode

  • @fwowncwown
    @fwowncwown ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Chapo is funnier than ever.❤️

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than Chapo Del Ocho.
      🐝

    • @dethkon
      @dethkon ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bitteralmonds666 Better than “El Chapo” Guzman.

  • @Retrostar619
    @Retrostar619 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great ep

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Big donkin Delaware mids

  • @gloobark
    @gloobark ปีที่แล้ว +22

    very Felix heavy 😐

    • @the_exegete
      @the_exegete ปีที่แล้ว +5

      very heavy Felix

  • @davidells6760
    @davidells6760 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love, Sidney

  • @rolafgrim8039
    @rolafgrim8039 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anyone got a link to just the intro w ai Biden?

  • @TildaSwintonPlayingThomYorke
    @TildaSwintonPlayingThomYorke ปีที่แล้ว

    37:41 no one was scared when Descartesbot thought and therefore was during web -3.1

  • @mrplinkett4429
    @mrplinkett4429 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I will do anything that wants seeds

  • @imeowmeowkat
    @imeowmeowkat ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Another fantastic episode bapo choys

  • @thelaughingmanhadtherighti5256
    @thelaughingmanhadtherighti5256 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just realized the thumbnail is from 2001 & not the guy from Powerman 5000.

  • @darthlegit
    @darthlegit ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the harbringer eh

    • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
      @KarmaPaym3ntPlan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Assuming that was from Felix,
      23:34 - Coltaire

    • @darthlegit
      @darthlegit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KarmaPaym3ntPlan whatever he did to sound like this he should keep doing it

    • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
      @KarmaPaym3ntPlan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darthlegit haha, no doubt

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is AI Biden in the room with us rn?
    Goddamn it jack I am I’m a ghost stuck here don’t make me an angry Irish succubus

  • @nimzomitch
    @nimzomitch ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Harbringer"
    Har

  • @hagbardceline7118
    @hagbardceline7118 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Been a lot of talk about wizards and mages lately.

  • @michaelreich9714
    @michaelreich9714 ปีที่แล้ว

    James Earl Carter....gave us a $30 dollar tax rebate so we could buy our bags. Woo-Hoo!

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jimmy "History's Greatest Monster" Carter

  • @weejockpoopongmcplop
    @weejockpoopongmcplop ปีที่แล้ว

    In fairness to Pete he almost got 11,000 votes when he first won the mayoralty.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there actually is a temple for rats in India (Karni Mata Temple)

  • @topcatmatt
    @topcatmatt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fellas, chek out da Dayton Family

  • @daviddestin1990
    @daviddestin1990 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great intro- c’mon Jack hit the brix w/ yer seeds and stems. When Christman piped up with “Her pussy is not p0ppin’” I freakin lost it. Still randomly giggling, that might be the years most quotable quote so far 👻

  • @razorbladerabbit4679
    @razorbladerabbit4679 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i thought cap was a verb? just trying to stay hip like you.

  • @DavidVallner
    @DavidVallner ปีที่แล้ว +2

    mfw no mention of Marianne Williamson in the democrat candidates

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
    🥤🍟🍔🦄

  • @nimzomitch
    @nimzomitch ปีที่แล้ว

    Matt's audio seems especially off in this one

  • @SatelliteSoundLab
    @SatelliteSoundLab ปีที่แล้ว +1

    what

  • @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603
    @whyisgooglemakingmedothis603 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    : Hollowed Brandon restored his humanity - now he's the Lord of the Dank Soul - whether he's chiefing with Solaire at the Kiln of the First Flame until the Age of Dark, we'll never know.

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try having a day for the Prime Minister in the UK. Get your arse laughed right out of here.

  • @zainmudassir2964
    @zainmudassir2964 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol Brandon

  • @joshuamarx8209
    @joshuamarx8209 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trump is DONE.

  • @jugo1944
    @jugo1944 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Broke back mtn is not a great movie, it's a shameless tear jerker that cynically plays on peoples' sense of obligation to look progressive

  • @burningsky23
    @burningsky23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine a plate of spaghetti and sauce with the steaming heads of Ron DeSantos and Xi Jinpoobear resting on top. Yummy!

  • @ProbablyOnLSD6669
    @ProbablyOnLSD6669 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “harbringer”

  • @fwowncwown
    @fwowncwown ปีที่แล้ว +5

    President Davidson = fav president

    • @godhimself1128
      @godhimself1128 ปีที่แล้ว

      what Pete Davidson? who are you talking about?

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l ปีที่แล้ว

      @@godhimself1128david d. davidson jr

    • @kwinkeo
      @kwinkeo ปีที่แล้ว

      @@godhimself1128 decker's commander in chief.

  • @zainmudassir2964
    @zainmudassir2964 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish an AI chatbot gave me some nice black girl magic 🪄