Mt. EverQuest | Chapo Trap House
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Episode 766 - Mt. EverQuest (9/11/23)
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Forgetful 9/11 to all our listeners. We start today’s show with an examination of the various kinks of American states. Then: Elon aka Mr. Too-Damn-Cap claims to have disabled starlink to scuttle a drone attack in Ukraine; and a chronical of the various humiliations Rudy aka Mr. Too-Damn-9/11 has suffered lately. Finally, a harrowing piece on the private companies attempting to foist metaverse VR into children's education.
Link to Karl Stevens’ and Jaime Lee Curtis’ new graphic novel Will plugs at the end of the show: bookshop.org/p/books/mother-n...
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Matt describing wisconsin supper club in painfully accurate detail. The tacky pre-dining room bar, dimly lit room, salad bar, the fucking spread of salad dressings, room temp prime rib
I would've never known about brandy old fashioneds
Paints a grim picture. No wonder midwesterners are all swallowing their shotguns.
@@freakyzed8467oh it’s alright, at least as tolerable as California.
@@freakyzed8467 still better than being from Florida or California
You know the episode is good when Felix is yelling at some conservative school indoctrination freak that they should commit Florida seppuku. Great ep
And boy oh boy do I agree with him!
The finest perverts are sneakerheads. That's such an obvious fetish disguised as an 'enthusiasm' and collector item
Ah yes. 5:00 AM, the perfect time to upload. Well done, Mr. Chapo.
It’s not 5:00 AM 😂😂😂 ur dumb
Its 2am, that's last call
ameriburgers really do think every country is the US
More like 5 AM
@@robertoinchingoloI thought your pfp was Felix and was disappointed when it wasnt
I live in FL with 3 kids, ole Ronny D is really making the public school a total hell hole.
Tell me more, I genuinely wanna know sir
I can’t believe I woke you this morning just to listen to Chapo inform me that the virtual high school from Ready Player One is one step closer to becoming real
I just logged off of Everquest before seeing this and I’ve never felt more like I’m in a simulation.
wake up
Mr West@@tradtke101
Man I miss that game. I played for years.
WAKE UP
Shoutout to the bootleg channels that forced the official channel to upload recent eps in a timely manner.
I love my dry bois, but I bought 3 copies of the book, I don’t have any more money.
That's the power of the bootlegtariat. Once they know their power, they'll dethrown to swollen official channel and subjugate it to their own interests.
They want personalized homeschooling but someone else to do it, which is JUST NORMAL SCHOOL! HOW IS "TRANS TEACHERS" THE DYSTOPIAN IDEA BUT THIS SHIT IS FINE!? CAN WE GET THE META ANGELS TO PLAY THE VIRTUAL TRUMPETS ALREADY?!
58:32 this was like seeing the children playing with SEN in the train station and the cops show up in THX 1138.
This school is like I made a heavy handed, 90's cyberpunk dramatized version of how I felt during the 2 years I had online only classes.
bro i loved everquest as a kid hell yeah
Same. I miss the first few years of that game. I play solo on a private server, but it's not nearly the same, of course.
Of all the baffling and offensive right wing attempts at revisionist, sanitized history, none irks me quite as much as Ulysses S. Grant as an NPR-voiced podcaster.
they made him sound like the narrtor for the english dub of a JRPG from 2006
seriously, what the fuck is that shit?
Real jester hours
I’m glad you are posting contemporary episodes to TH-cam so I can stop stealing y’all’s content
37:13 "Topped himself" was a British expression meaning to self unalive. So, "topped himself by shaving" is a hell of a sentence.
Wow god damn, that would be one hell of a way to go out.
I took it to mean that he sucked himself off while shaving which sounded very impressive at the time
Don't say unalive say killed or death what's this Wisconsin baby talk double speak
1:05:25 Jesus fucking Christ. People overused Paul Verhoeven’s name with regards to dystopian Hell, I don’t think he could have even written a reality this cynically
Kids in Florida would even have an easier time learning if like Paul Verhoeven, they too had V2 Rockets launching in their backyard. It would literally be a better and more stimulating learning environment than Overdrawn at the Memorybank: Kids Addition
Barely begun, and already accurate as hell. I've been an ashtray in NY.
Hot
My friend mersham recommended 'hotel businessman' to me
Hey man, I'm really sorry I have to be the one to tell you, but the police finally got to Mersham
Is this the most times Felix has dropped "k.y.s." in an episode?
i enjoyed them, i really got behind them
The article gave up the game when it mentioned that the company sells the equivalent of VR Chat rooms. Thats the real $$ that they're going for; licensing out various digital assets to use in "lesson plans". More digital rent seeking. Bet they dont even create any (big air quotes) "educational content".
This, absolutely. I think that another aspect that went almost entirely uninterrogated was the mention that teachers would be from all over the country/world. I can see this as a huge tool for dismantling any attempts at unionization, since teachers wouldn't share a space, and might not even be able to communicate directly. I could even see this leading to companies outsourcing or automating the teaching role as a way to minimize expenses.
The Kentucky fetish being panties is the most sus shit I've ever heard in my life. They're definitely covering for something.
they're into some real Alabama shit.
Yeah _whose_ panties, Kentucky? Let’s check those hard drives.
I live in Kentucky. Have you seen our Senators? A lot of people hiding a lot of shit. Just Google: Club Latex Kentucky. 😊
Shoutout to my Oregon peeps! Or should I say Arrrr me mateys!
Overnight shift gang gang gang
Yessirrr
They have virtual schools in Ready Player One, where one advantage is that you can mute bullies or any other students who hate you. But the reality of absence of peer socialisation and organised PE and indeed outdoor playtime is horrifying in physical health ad mental health terms. I can see it being lapped up by those who want to perform the middle-class conservative evangelical homeschooling cultus to help destroy public schooling for everyone else, with minimum effort or learning how to teach on their part.
the problem with VR is that there's no haptic or kenesthetic feedback.
you can't feel the weight of a wax tablet nor the resistance of your stylus as you draw on it..
there's also the lack of treadmill as standard.
"we need to make our own Praeger U"
Yes, yes you do. we need more punchy animated bite-sized lefty historical context.
The right wants to take gender out of classrooms, when actually there is a long history in America of everyone being gay. The Romans were actually all gay. Being gay strongly underpins our Judeo Confucian values upon which our modern society is founded.
We need ChapoU to do an animated history lesson about the time James Jesus Angleton had a gay bpd freakout in the CIA offices in Langley. There’s so much content gold here
the problem with that is that if that exists, you have to give it to people like Matt or his wife to guarantee any quality will be made. otherwise, youll just have some insufferable 20 something girl talk about microaggressions and checking privilege, or worse, A guy in his 30s doing that
wisconsin's relationship with beer is unparalleled and one of the great things about that state.
Like my sainted mum used to say, "Get 'em young, and the possibilities are endless
Your sainted mum was a catholic priest?
Friend of the show, Jamie Lee Curtis
I wish I found these guys sooner, love the humor
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned what seems obvious with regard to optimaEd, which is that by starting kids early with VR they are planting the seeds for a future generation of VR-trained and AR-equipped soldiers
This is one of the good ones ❤
the problem with school is largely time based.
it's a strict regimen and that prevents people from holding thoughts in their head long enough to really ponder them, and encourages them to flush all those thoughts away
It's also horribly un engaging.
The common thing about school is that kids largely don't give a shit about it. No one's political worldview or philosophy was meaningfully effected or established by the textbooks they read when they were 12.
49:10 Can't wait to play the PragerU VR version of FusionFall. The map is just the suburb part of the Cartoon Network town and the Fuse are 1920's racist caricatures.
And they say they used caricatures to show caricatures are bad
'I bet you hate legs'
I need to wear a diaper in Wisconsin because they're terrible dairy-pushers. Even the communion wafers at church come with cheese.
My parents work in education so do a lot of my other relatives. Something I knew was going to be a shitshow when they tried remote learning back in 2020 was this, what about special ed? How will this VR learning be effectively implemented for kids who are mentally ill and developmentally disabled? Thats something a lot of this "school choice" shit just doesn't address. I remember on the Majority Report a caller who was a teacher brought that up to them as well. These charter schools either have the bare minimum or nothing at all when it comes to kids with special needs. Charter schools are already infamous for expelling students who fall behind as a means of maintaining their higher test scores, rather than invest time and effort into helping kids learn.
Sadly, people arent willing to fight for high quality compulsory education
The people behind the vr hellscape think the answer to that issue is euthanasia
Goddammit if this ep didn't make me all nostalgic for mama Amerika
Really glad to see they stopped filtering Felix so much
Not a cushvlog 😢😢😢
1:05:55
So they literally want the Ghengis Khan 3D goggles from the Simpsons - but for chuds.
eat who i eat
Holy shit, you can't just tell people to zero zero black on the internet. Zero zero black is like "cut down the tall trees."
That's Numberwang!
🛫 🏢 ✈️ 🏢 🚒
Never stop forgetting
Never forget the release date of Lego Star Wars II
Thank you infantile amnesia! I am part of the lucky set of zoomers who were alive on 9/11 but too young to remember
Never forget that because of 9/11, The Strokes replaced the excellent "New York City Cops" on their debut album "Is This It".
lol I turned 10 the day before it happened
25:20 I'll never understand "I was friends with him and he was nice to me, no way he could do something bad." Like didn't you grow up with someone who was nice to you but then ultimately went to prison for a terrible crime? I never felt the need to defend them because we hung out for a year. A person is not just what they present to you
it’s career suicide to stick by him which makes me more inclined to believe the church of Scientology had something to do with it. Either that or they are incredibly stupid or know it will quickly blow over as all things do these days.
@@kogn5338 they (CoS) must have some pretty bad dirt on them (Ash/Mila) to where making these statements was better than the alternative
Im litterally banned from my bus station because I threw a guy I used to call my friend into a coke machine because he did Jimmy Saville stuff to a little girl. Im not proud of the violence, but I was SA'd too, so I took it personally
16:50 🎶YO HO SEBASTION! LETS GO FAR AWAY!🎶
Isn't there an episode of the Simpsons where the school gets VR equipment and it's just teaching the jids gig work?
"I'm Genghis Khan! You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat!" That was running through my head the entire time, but guess they thought it was kind of on the nose?
They referenced it in this episode@@janosmarothy5409
@@timchuck9969 whoa crazy, where?
40:29@@janosmarothy5409
Wisconsin sounds EXACTLY like Australia lmao
they definitely misunderstood the last part where Sturdevant said "there's a virtue to not being a distraction". He was seething at the fact that the New Yorker was going to report that a bunch of sixth graders were goofing around and screaming but he wanted to give off the impression that this was the future of education. imagine him like a principal Skinner trying to act like everything's under control to superintendent Chalmers. i agree the whole thing is dystopian but I'm lacking in media literacy yet even i was able to read between the lines 💁♀️ (i know none of them besides Will probably read the article)
18:23 Gen x take: “The state is actually pretty shallow.”🙎🏻
ALL I WANT TO BE IS EL CHAPO
MEAN BEAN BALL OF SAM BEZOSSS~
@@debra-sueALWAYS GOTTA EATIN THESE NACHOS
Based
Thine snout decendeth
cross podcast with the Deprogram when?
They've already had episodes with Matt and Felix individually.
Rip Marty 😢
Any of y'all losers remember the proto- version of this podcast You Look Nice Today
My family went to Racine's Hob Nob one (1) time because we discovered none of us could drink that much.
Any real ashtray knows you have to take the ashes in the mouth and swallow or you're just wasting the trick's time
I'm gonna go out on a limb an assume that the party paying for this is the one _being_ the ash tray.
@@ballz4kidz man I wish they would pay me to ash givum but sadly capitalism doesn't work that way
Classic 99-2002 Eq remains the greatest MMO ever made and we will never experience anything close to it. Sad.
I tried to imagine Matt playing that and just started laughing.
/ cries in New Orleans alcoholism
STOP KILLING THE YOSH
OptimaEd 209
Findom crew rise up
53:00
I take it they have never played night trap.
🔥🗑️
Surprised you guys didn't mention quicksand porn in the fetish spot. Unless you did mention it in the full episode. I'm sorry, you guys are funny but I'm not paying for your content lol.
Supper Clup food is GARBAGE, I'm sorry. Tell me where in Wisconsin the good supper clubs are.
When I'm President of the USSA, there will be a nationalized chain of Sizzlers. Taco bar. Salad bar. Dessert bar. Brunch and its decadent followers will be wiped off the face of the earth.
Dude, Im from Michigan and I disagree. I rode a boat across the lake just to get drunk and eat fish there. whats your issue?
Subjective opinions stated as fact can be entertaining, but this is just foolishness now..
Women want a man in a business suit. Chicago is right there, it signifies money/power. It’s not very funny, but it’s an easy one
The chapos seemed to forget that women have sexual preferences too
The chapos seemed to forget that women have sexual preferences too
@@gg2fan because theyre not a bunch of self-loathing men talking about stupid things like "checking their privilege" like those MBMBAM guys
This shit really is left wing talk radio
Yeah what's the problem?
It's called a podcast
Holy shit guys, seven years in and this guy finally figured out what the show is 🙄
@@akumakorgar😂 like literally the definition
Wisconsin is the ONLY place? How long were you guys in New Orleans, like 5 minutes?
I know you were there? Were you asleep the whole time? Did you get so drunk you forgot it?
All the best bodycam footage of public drunkenness is from Wisconsin lol I pass out after three beers, how are these people conscious?
God, Felix is so unfunny
*294 comments on this channel*
@@QGfk1 why do you comment so much
He's part of the same bug race as Adam
@@user-tf9ky2bv5m are you calling jews insects?
RIP Virgil