Living Deliciously Ain't For Everyone! THE WITCH Movie Reaction, First Time Watching
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 พ.ย. 2024
- Never thought I'd yearn to live blandly! If you like young women who're looking to embrace the freedom of life and film scores that set your very soul on edge, then you'll love this full movie reaction to THE VVITCH!
#thevvitch
It’s the fact that Thompson’s whole family blamed all the hardships on the fact that she was going through puberty. Crazy.
Hii
Seems like a normal thing a puritan family would do back then
@@theplayground-ss3iqI don’t think so. Despite popular misconception, women had more rights and freedoms in Puritan New England compared to most other societies at that time. Puritan women were educated, were allowed to choose their own husbands and were also free to divorce, were protected by law against domestic violence, and could even sue their husbands if they weren’t fulfilling their “marital duties.”
You know damn well you got this information from an unreliable revisionist source. Get out. @@kcirtapelyk6060
@@kcirtapelyk6060not sure about that. What they say they did and what they did are two different things. They didn't allow women to learn maths and science. Things were not whimsical as you said.
Most of the dialogue from the film is taken out of historical documents from the 17th century and transcripts of actual witch trials... Definitely adds to how authentic and creepy the movie feels 😳🎃
SOO cool! I heard the director was super historically accurate but I didn't know the specifics. Thank you! very interesting.
"You think I threw the baby in the woods, bitch? It was taken by a v-vitch!"
I'm DONE lmao. Alanda you are always so effortlessly funny!
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@@AlandaParker when is your walking dead reaction coming
She fine too
"is THAT the v-vitch?!" lol
I remember seeing this in the theater and the whole room was just a raw nerve. But when Black Phillip said, "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" Some lady shouted, "Fuckest Yeah she Wouldst!" 🤣 The place was howling.
I'm dead. I would had laughed my ass hearing that LOL.
That's amazing.
Holy shit that is incredible!
Is shouting in the theater an american thing? Loud people get thrown the fuck out here.
Honestly. She deserved to be free after all she went through. Can't blame her at all.
The fat of an unbaptized baby was part of a recipe called the witches’ flying ointment (so say 16th-century physicians/scholars Jerome Cardan and Giovanni Battista della Porta) for anyone whose curious
aka christian propaganda
@@Evil_Vegan Sounds about right for propaganda lol
That's the folklore. The ointment was used to mark magic spells and symbols on the body, imparting the ability of flight and other demonic powers to the practitioner.
Untold thousands of "witches" were put to death across Europe.
The rabbit seen frequently is a "familiar", a demonic entity disguised as an animal. It does the witch's bidding, and is commonly used to spy or gather information on potential victims or adversaries. The black cat is another often seen familiar. Black cats, and cats in general, were killed by the thousands in medieval Europe. They were placed in large wicker cages and burned alive.
By killing so many cats, the Europeans caused the rat population to increase exponentially, which in turn led to a vastly increased number of fleas, many of which were infected with ursinis pestis... the black plague.
The "Black Death" which occurred in several waves during the 16th to 18th Centuries, killed up to a third of the population of Europe.
Superstition can have unexpected and fatal consequences.
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL 💀
@@Evil_Vegan There was a whole market for human fat in those times, yeah, "propaganda"😊
So glad you’re watching this movie!! The way he says “Wouldst thou like to live…deliciously” is quite possibly the creepiest and best delivered line in any horror film, imo.
Another spine tingling final line is in the very under appreciated movie Session 9.
@@emilywilhite5807 holy hell I was just about to say its up there with that exact line! Good taste, I think alanda should watch that one too its very slept on.
@@cl9564 ‘Hello Gordon’
Timestamp pleaseee??? Forgot where that part was
VVhy was it so sexy though?
"I know he's just an animal but... it's disconcerting. There are too many question marks." This is far and away the smartest, funniest, best commentary I have ever seen on this movie. Instant fan.
I love the theory about this film. Everything that happens to them after they are cast out of the village is just the story that the villagers told each other about their fate.
It makes the subtitle, A New England Folktale make complete sense.
my only criticism of this film is that I wish they'd played up the religious hysteria angle even more than they did. I liked that you don't have a sense at times of what's reality or what's just in their heads and the filmmakers showing the corn covered with ergot only strengthened that. I just wanted a little bit more uncertainty until the end of the film.
@@ScientificallyStupid I think you will love the other movie the director of this one made, is called the lighthouse and it has that uncertainty until the end, but it is not very religious is more like a lovecraft story.
@@srsaito9262 The Lighthouse has been on my list for a while, but I have to watch it with my husband and he has to be in the right mood for a horror film.
@@srsaito9262 I had high hopes for The Lighthouse, but sadly it left me disappointed. It was fairly creepy, but largely unsatisfying at the end. Personally I'd go with "It Follows"
@@hellomark1 I think it really depends of taste, I love psychological horror so The lighthouse was one I loved, but It follows I really felt disapointed, but if you like a lot of fear The blair witch is one I think you will like, is the most scary movie in my opinion.
I remember watching this for the first time in my film class. Whole room was dead silent, and when Black Philip first spoke I started CACKLING in fear. The room's sound system made it feel like he was whispering right into my ear. This is one of those great horror movies that just fucks up your whole day.
SCREAMING!
good ol' Black Philip
Alanda went full immersion here and started talking Elizabethan English like she was born to it. "Are they breathing? Wouldst thou check?"
"Sir, a lozenge for thee?" Dang girl, you got me cackling on the first line of the movie!!
Something to keep in mind about this movie as well is that it utterly commits to telling this story from the family's perspective, or the era's perspective. Imagine living in the vast New England wilderness, in that darkness and the devil and witches who steal your children at night are a simple fact, not even just a fear. That's something I deeply respect about it after watching it a few times, it never condescends or winks at its modern audience. It commits and expects you to either get with the program and understand its obscure historical references or it'll lose you and doesn't seem to care.
This director also directed "The Lighthouse" with Robert Pattinson, and that is a crazy movie. Also, I loved that you kept saying the V-Vitch!!
And is going to launch "The northmen", wich is looking gourgeus by the trailers, this director only did 2 movies but I'm already in love with his work.
I do want to see The Lighthouse!
@@srsaito9262 He was also doing Nosferatu film heard
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He also got Anya for that and you KNOW she’s gonna look AMAZING
@@introgeek5278 Yea I can't wait!
An interesting fact about the actual Salem witch trials is that there has been a lot of research into the idea that it was a tainted crop of rye that may have led to it. Historians now believe that Salem's rye crop was infected with ergot, a fungus that attacks grasses in marshy areas by replacing seed kernels with fungal shoots that look a lot like dried or "sun-baked" kernels. Ergot contains chemicals similar to those in LSD--hence the hallucinations etc. (aka "distemper") that the townsfolk suffered from. Without any scientific understanding of what was going on, the devout & superstitious community turned to explanations of possession & witchcraft. It's an intriguing idea that has also been documented in Europe.
Love this fact. Thank you for the Info!
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It is a theory but we don't know. It might have also just been religious mania combined with people living in a small community, hating some of their neighbors and wanting them dead.
@@ratflail215 Now COMBINE all that you mentioned with infected crops and there we go!
That theory was debunked. It was way more pedestrian and nefarious than that. What was a prevalent factor was landgrabs. They used the girl's mania of rare freedom as a cover. They were coached. There was clear indication that was what the motive was due to legal records of land transfer. That's why it ended the day they accused the Governor's wife of witchcraft. They went too far with their greed.
“You think I threw the baby in the woods, bitch? It was taken by a v-vitch!” - Best line ever! 😂
Stephen King said this was the most disturbing film he’s ever seen.
It’s such a psychologically agonizing journey through a family’s decent into hell as the result of the father’s religious zealotry and too rigid and prideful nature.
And it’s an amazing depiction of the moral panic of the puritans and their terror of women being liberated from Christian patriarchy by sin, sensuality, and witchcraft.
The symbolism of the apples the mother has been craving ever since she left England is a brilliant touch. When Caleb vomits up the intact apple, it’s an echo of the original sin, of being cast out of Eden.
One of my top five horror movies, for sure.
It's about a lot more than that.
@@rollomaughfling380were they supposed to write a thesis paper on it
@@rollomaughfling380 You could have been nice and expanded on it it instead.
@@lkjhoiuy97yjhgghfyrthgvjhguty Sure. But I don't put in work for non-curious people. Not my job.
Paranoia and fear religion can make people like that insanely irrational
This was Anya Taylor Joy's breakout role. The director chose her because he felt "she would never make a good Puritan" which was very in keeping with Thomasin's character.
Imagine being too beautiful to live in a certain period and culture lol
@@Steef_Lee Right? If you're too beautiful, then you're tempting all the men and are a witch. If you're less than what is considered conventionally attractive, then you'll never find a husband and are therefore a witch. You can't win.
@@apizzathatgiantforthesimpl5191 Horrible times. Just to be a woman was more or less considered bad. They had to be repressed. Show too much confidence and they were considered harlots or witches or both. You're right. They couldn't win. No one could really. Miserable times for sure.
@@evernevermore-ci2so I think it's a bit more complex than the black and white portrayal in many movies. Also depended on the area as not all places were the same. After all the puritans were essentially driven out of England
@@MrFredstt They were driven out because they were literally the worst. Repressive, aggressive, harmful to the communities around them, controlling. They were considered the extreme of the extremists.
I've always wanted to move out of the city and live on a little farm, but this movie shows all the things that could go wrong with that. What if your crops just won't grow? What if the people you live with turn on you? What if your goat is Satan?
Look no further than the many 1980s films about city folk leaving their jobs to start an idyllic rural life: _Funny Farm,_ _Baby Boom_ for a start . . .
all legit concerns, bud. don't do it
“Wow those kids are really young to discover their parents are not shit” Sent me 😩🤣Gurl I love ur vids
I would love to see you wrap up women’s history month with The Babadook. Tara from scream 5 was absolutely right - it is an incredible meditation on motherhood and grief. And wonderfully scary!
You really have to be in a certain mood to enjoy The Babadook because Samuel tries the patience 😂
Love that one!!! So good and creepy.
Pride is a debt that always comes due. The father doomed his family from the jump.
“It’s so peaceful out there… if it weren’t for the DEVIL.” 😂
Fabulous reaction with hilarious one liners, per usual. XD
Always lots of funny, smart, and well-spoken commentary : "These little twins, they're creepy as shit, but they look like a Rockwell painting right now."
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My dad and his gf owned the goat and it was filmed in Ontario (my home). I LOVE this movie because I was telling my dad about it and he was like, “oh yeah, that goat was difficult”
@S4MM-E my dads gf owned him but they all worked on the set together. That goat was super difficult and I remember meeting him and being warned he was brutal and it’s only fitting that he’s a horror icon now lol
@S4MM-E it’s, of course, one of my favourite movies ever and that shot gets me nervous every time
What was the goats named 😮
@@GabrielleBraswell Charlie ☺️
So cool! The stories about that goat’s attitude have become legendary lol. Is he still with us? (though such an icon he always will be)
Everytime you said V-Vitch I LOL’d 😂.
This movie is MAGNIFICENT. What a performance by the boy playing Caleb. If you look deeply into the story, each of the 7 family members are supposed to represent a sin.
I cannnnnnot wait for you to react to Hereditary 🤩🤩🤩
Hereditary will make her hair turn white, overnight.
That’s how I explain-away my grey hair - lol
That’s one seriously messed-up movie. Don’t know if I can watch it again.
@@WarriorPoet01 😆😆😆😆
Hereditary is seriously one of my favorite horror movies to watch people react to. One of the best horror movies made in quite sometime IMO😊
Genuinely do feel sympathy for Caleb, he and the twins and the baby seem to be the only innocent ones
@@thedeepfriar745 Caleb and the baby, yes. The creepy, lying twins? Not so much -
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Father: "Are you a witch?"
Thomasin: "No!"
Mother: "Only a witch would deny being a witch!"
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Witches of Eastwick is a great witch movie! Lots of goofy 80's fun and a great cast.
And “Practical Magic”
And First wives club. Just kidding! Kinda
"Sir, a lozenge for thee?" SCREAMING! I enjoyed the VVITCH but want a little more from that ending. Would love more A24 horror from you like "Killing of a Sacred Deer," "The Lighthouse," or "Ex-Machina"
I would love to se her reaction to The killing of sacred deer
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I could only imagine Alanda making a hopelessly baffled face throughout that entire film lmao
@@DylanRomanov such a randomly strange movie
Ex-Machina is sooo good!!!!
I’ve seen Ex-Machina, it had me truly fucked up🤧
Ooh can we do Orphan next pleaaaase!!! The crazy little girl, not enough people react to that movie and there's a prequel coming
Ooh yes! And The Bad Seed afterwards too!
Totally, but this would definitely fit during Mother’s Day season!
I saw that movie was trending somewhere. I’m not watching it. 🤣
Orphan was amazing! The twist was really well done.
It’s def on the list!!!
"TUCK THOSE TENDRILS UNDER YOUR BONNET AND START RUNNING!"
Alanda: I don't know that I could watch that again
Me who watches this every October since I saw it: 😳
This was a beautiful reaction I've seen most reactors get so lost and confused by the dialog or get disappointed because the movie doesn't match their expectations but you keyed in so quickly to the story and the characters emotions it was so great! Eagerly awaiting particularly the Hereditary reaction. Now that's an evil movie 🙊
It is a truly great film. I think I probably will want to see it again actually, but not alone😂
And thank you so much 🥰
I adore Hereditary. I'm not that into scary movies but I saw someone talking about that film and the family dynamics intrigued me. I really liked the V-Vitch too
Alanda, girl, I died when you started the Lord's prayer, was resurrected, and died again when you started laughing and phased into crying after the credits. This reaction was EVERYTHING. This film was definitely Eggers' The Sixth Sense.
I love when Alanda says "The VVITCH"
“Whyyy must all these white women writhe in the woods??”
LMFAOOO
Just found your channel through your Scream reactions and a) you're utterly hysterical b) i love your insight and commentary!! c) this is one of my favorite horror films!! I love The VVitch because it has one of the most accurate portrayals of what historical witchcraft was believed to be back in the day It wasn't all magic wands and funny spells but incredibly bloody, horrific, and terrifying! I have a degree in history with a focus on Witchcraft/European Witch Trials during the Elizabethan England and this movie (while not set during the Elizabethan period) does everything justice!!!
I love it too, he based it off of the folklore of the time, so it was what those people were really afraid of back then.
The moment that Black Phillip speaks filled me with such horror, I remember my mouth went completely dry. In the theater, his voice boomed. It took me several hours to recover after watching this and weeks to put it behind me. Also, I thought the devil was kinda hot, NGL. Lol.
I agree, he was, who would blame Thomasin for choosing to live deliciously after being treated the way she was by her own family? Also I thought the "real" Black Philip was freaking adorable. I have a thing for goats.
@@ScientificallyStupid I remember reading about some "Behind the Scenes" bits about The VVitch. Apparently the goat who played Black Phillip did *_not_* like Ralph Ineson in real life for some reason. So that goat would randomly try to headbutt him every time he walked past!
It makes me wonder how much of that scene with Black Phillip killing William was mere acting and how much was that goat really wanting to kick Ineson's ass. :-D
@@BloodyBay I think that I remember Eggers saying working with the goat was easier than working with the little kids (I could have gotten that reversed, I'm just inclined to believe the best about goats).
Lustin for the devil! That’s how they get cha! 💀
@@ScientificallyStupid No no, you might be on to something there! Little children can be Evil Incarnate. If Satan ever did manifest in this world, it would be as a screeching, demanding, bratty little girl that you just can't get rid of. >;)
I loved your reaction to this! Something about the final confrontation between Tomasin & her mother always broke my heart because there are too many mothers just like that- who feel weirdly competitive with their daughters when they get older & start to resent them.
Amazing per usual! Also I think Tara mentioned it in Scream (2022) when she was on the phone with Ghostface. She said “ask me about It Follows, ask me about The Witch, ask me about Hereditary.”
Yes she did❤️
@@taracarpenter4633 hello Tara how’s your leg lmao
Those aren't horror. More like thriller.
I’d love to see her so heredity for women’s month! Toni Colette made that film as good as it is! Now that’s acting!!
@@dylanbroussard5736 oooh that’s such a good movie!!!
“YoU gotta chop wood in a bedsheet?” 🤣🤣 your commentaries are the absolute best. I am beyond excited every time a new video is posted
"A lozenge for thee?" 🤣 Straight in with the cracking me up.
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Your commitment to pronouncing the double V in The VVitch every time was a delight.
Girl you are a queen. Not only do you do reaction videos properly as in you actually have insightful commentary but also are funny and witty but also you show respect to the movie itself. Love your videos and you've absolutely gained a subscriber
"I thought you were whispering to an ant hill" 😂😂😂
Hereditary would be AMAZING to watch you react to. I watched it in theatres and when I tell you my jaw DROPPED multiple times. 100% worth the watch.
Yesss!
I think it might break her lol
I had so many feelings. I was on the edge of my seat. I laughed but it wasn't funny laughter.it was wtf I can't process laughter
LOVE LOVE LOVE your reactions and the VVITCH !!🖤🖤🖤
The fact that Tara mentioned this movie while on the phone with ghostface in Scream and now you're watching it>>> Please tell me this is the start of a trend
She mentioned hereditary, it follows, the babadook and the VVitch and I was like girl is Tara ME because that line floored me!! her TASTE!! the writters of scream 5s TASTE !!
Men fear witches because they possess a power that intimidates them 🔮✨✨. They have the ability to tap into the mystical forces of the universe and manipulate them to their advantage. This power threatens the traditional patriarchal order, where men are used to being in control. Witches challenge the status quo and refuse to conform to societal norms, which makes men feel uncomfortable and insecure.
But let me tell you, there is nothing to fear about witches! We are just women who have embraced our inner strength and intuition. We are in tune with the natural world and use our abilities to heal, protect, and empower ourselves and others. Instead of fearing us, men should be in awe of our power and wisdom.
So why not embrace the magic and mystery of witches instead of cowering in fear? 💪🔥 #WitchesArePowerful #EmbraceTheMagic #FearlessFemales
If you want to learn more about the world of witches and witchcraft, make sure to check out my TH-cam channel and hit that subscribe button! 🌙✨🔮 Let's dispel the myths and misconceptions about witches together! #WitchyWisdom #SubscribeNow #MagicalJourney
I like that you picked up how much fault the father has in all of this. I've seen ppl not understand "why" the family "deserves" what happened, but most of it makes sense if you consider the Witch herself as just a metaphor for death and that this man chose his very ancillary religious beliefs over the welfare of his family. A really good example is when they decide to marry off Tomison; that probably shoulda happened before they left civilization, but I bet mom and dad wanted her to help, which ultimately makes things worse for Tomison and is p selfish on their part. Also it increases just how shitty they treat her when you know she was just a useful second pair of hands to them, so it all culimates logically to when she's basically choosing a life for herself based on survival and perhaps a chance to live deliciously.
I also like whoever said this is a folk story the society they leave tell about what happened; you do just need one very bad crop season and a bad winter, and then perhaps some or all of your family going nuts, for the entire family to go. There's a reason it took western expansion for white colonists to truly live outside of colonies and that's because the west is warmer and more fertile--so while you do have your Donner parties or just again how one bad winter or crop season can spell your doom, it is a little less guaranteed that you'd Super Die as much as you would trying to rough it back east.
I also lol'd at the multiple Crucible references, very appropriate really.
I was also less than impressed by the mother. All she the whole movie did was cry and screech at her daughter.
Ba Ba Ba! I'm so happy you did this one! One of my favs. Crazy to think people actually lived their faith that way with the Salem witch trials n all. I love the paranoia, the bargaining, the loss of reason. Fantastic performances from all, especially miss Anya. And Yes please do Hereditary or It Follows next!
If we knew the answer as to "why these white women are writhing in the woods" there would not have been so many people killed for being witches. Great reaction!
This is one of my all time favorite movies, the acting is insane, the plot, I say "dost thou want to live deliciously" all the time!!!!
What a crazy supernatural gothic horror film! It keeps you guessing till the very end.
"Sir, a lozenge for thee?" I am dying laughing. I love your commentaries so much.
I watched this movie after it came out and had so much hype around. Made the mistake of watching it at 2:00 AM and when I tell you Alanda, I could NOT SLEEP.
BABBBEEEEE 😭😭😭😭
Black Phillip's voice is BONE CHILLING. This movie is so amazing
I love that watching The Craft you were super pro-Witch. And now after the VVitch you're almost rooting for the puritans.
It's funny how wildly different some witches can be from each other.
Goes for every religion and way of life. Some are moral, some arent.
“TIS DAUGHTER!” 😂 You kill me so much. Damn I wish I could be your roommate, never would need to look for comedy again.
"that was not what i expected it to be. I don't think i can watch that again. that was visually torturous. but it was really good. and effective. I'm hot." hahaha 10/10 wow that was my exact state of mind leaving the theater. NOT a great first date movie lol, I remember worrying my date would never speak to me again after taking her to a movie where they are mashing up an infant like 20 minutes in. great reaction haha
i hold my breasts for 3 days after i watched the crow scene 😭😭😭😭😭😭
you’re commentary never fails to kill me! everytime you referred to the witch as the v-vitch had me in tears, girl !
The way you reacted when he started talking at the beginning killed me 😅😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭💀⚰️🪦🫥
"So serene and pastoral and all of a sudden there a crow biting a TA-TA!" 😖😖😖
Sums up The VVitch perfectly! 😂😂😂
first The Craft and now this?? we are truly blessed
"Is it a vuh vitch?!" 😂😂😂
I still say this whole things was 100% the dads fault
Absolutely. His pride led to the whole situation.
This has become my favorite horror film. Thank you for the very entertaining reaction.
Love this movie! An amazing debut by Robert Eggers! The Lighthouse is a wild ride and I can't wait to see Anya in his next movie The Northman. Eggers does an amazing work with his research, because what is scarier than reality?
Yeah! This horror film is crazy. Robert Eggers is a talented director. But, he's also a sick lunatic FRFR. Thank you for torturing yourself for our entertainment. Great reaction!
I’ve been crying literally all day, I’m so happy you uploaded 😊☀️
I genuinely laughed out loud every time you said "v-vitch"
The baby scene:
It was believed that witches most coveted ingredient is the fat of an unbaptized child because It used to make flying potion.
Have you seen the movie The Warlock? The warlock did the same thing.
In old times, in my culture, witches would make a poultice or rub made of human fat, blood and herbs...like a grease they would rub all over their bodies. It would give the power to fly or transfigure. I loved seeing that detail in this movie💜
"the music says y'all not going to fair too well" lmao true!
You're watching all my favorites! Can't get enough of your videos. In love with this channel.
If one looks inwardly to their own weaknesses and frailties, one understands that the characters are, in some ways, mirrors of themselves.
Whether it be religion, politics, ego, etc - we’re all tempted, haunted, even hunted, by our own VVitch.
And that is the most horrific reality of the film.
Alanda thanking us for the suggestion is the most threatened I’ve ever felt. 😂😂😂
Can we perhaps get a reaction to Mulholland Dr. or Heathers, if you haven’t seen them? Two fantastic movies but also would be a hoot to see you react to them. Also, are we getting a reaction to Suspiria soon? Both the original and remake have “witchy connections. Though I’d hope that she reacts to the remake more since it fits the month’s theme a bit more.
Mulholland Dr!!!!!💓💓💓
@@IVNHYPRFNK she should do extreme horror like Martyrs or Antichrist lol
Mulholland Dr. YES!
Omg I second heathers, she'd probably love it
@@randychavez1979 I do have a feeling that she’s seen Heathers. But if not she needs to get on that ASAP. It’s right in her wheelhouse. I don’t know if she’d love Mulholland Dr (it’s a movie that tends to take multiple viewings to really love). But seeing her react to it would be fun.
Girl you never disappoint! Let me throw a few modern horrors your way: You’re Next, It Follows, Crimson Peak (period piece💖), and Gerald’s Game
oh YES if you want a great film with the best Final Girl (aside from our Queen Sydney Prescott), You're Next is a must-watch.
YES! I always forget about Crimson Peak, but that is an excellent movie. I would love to see her reaction to that one!
🗣 I LOVE CRIMSON PEAK!!!! 😍🤌🏾
@@AlandaParker Please watch It Follows!
@@AlandaParker please please please watch It Follows
This was so much fun. I've seen it so many times, but never through such a humorous lens.
The Vivitch, and the verb Goodyproctoring!!...I can't 🤣😂
You’ve gotta watch the original Suspiria! Suzy is a final girl we can’t forget about! It’s too beautiful and was one of the final films made in technicolor!
"Cast out cause ya daddy wouldn't drink some throat coat and relax?", "That bunny rabbit.....doin the same face twerk.", "tuck your tendrils under your bonnet and start running.", "Respondez s'il vous plait, YAY!", "No time to say hello goodbye he's late he's late he's late...to his own slaying 😬" And "I thought for sure she sucked his soul out of his body back there. Full come little children I'll take you away style. *sings* into a land...of enchant...ment." Alanda I can't 🤣
As well as "So is she alive? Tata intact?"
Depending on your tastes, this is either an slow moving, unintelligible bore...or a super intense work of genius with multiple interpretations - I fall into the latter category. I'm really happy that you found it to be as much of a rollercoaster as I did Alanda :-)
I looooooove a self-fulfilled prophecy ending like that. They blamed and persecuted their daughter for being a witch until she became one.
When you take all of the supernatural/creepy elements out of the story, at its heart, it's a story about a family destroyed over religion and grief. Anya's character authentically represents the eldest child in a dysfunctional family. She is seen as a burden and carries the most profound emotional weight due to her parents. The parents fear what they don't understand. That is heavily reflected today when you think of the amount of heavily religious parents who send their LGBTQ kids to "conversion therapy" or the ones who are pro-birth and don't believe women should be given a choice in what they do with their own bodies. These horror movies reflect the rage and anger of women and young girls who feel powerless and are constantly blamed for things that they have nothing to do with. Look at today's politics, and you see they want us to revert back to this time
“Stop playing before she ‘Goodie Proctor’s’ you.”
Dang, you know your theater shows, too!
Imma bout to binge every vid you’ve made!
This movie is a masterpiece. When I saw it in the theater as soon as Black Phillip whispered “what dost thou want…?” absolute CHILLS ran down my spine.
Your commentary is so good!!! You're such a rare person on TH-cam. Every video hits! I'm so glad you watched this movie. I really love "elevated art horror" as Tara would say.
I'd recommend Rosemary's baby, It Follows, hereditary. Or just anything you are interested in because I'm watching regardless.
Just as I was about to sleep! This is one of my favourites😁
“The Lords Of Salem” disturbed my inner self my soul my consciousness… And it’s playing this constant bass on a record player at a
different hertz that makes you remember well after it’s over Sorry Rob Zombie I just can’t😭😭😭
The fact that you’re calling it vvitch I’m dyinggggg 😂😂😂😂😂
So happy you enjoyed this movie! An old roommate of mine showed it to me, and man, it was great. I tried showing it to my new roommate this last Halloween and he didn’t care for it at all. Glad someone else likes it as much as me. Beautiful period piece and quite freaky. That last scene is amazing. I remember doing research on the Salem Witch Trials during an American History class in college and the way they speak in this movie is exactly like the old archives I read. Again, great movie and great reaction. ☺️
Fun fact: Ralph Ineson, who played the dad, was also did voice work for the notorious pirate Charles Vane in Assassin's Creed: Black Flag.
I like the theory that the twins disappeared overnight at the end and like the baby, they used them for the group youth and levitation in the final scene
Everytime you said v-vitch you had me CACKLING!!! Good one!!
My man and I quote this movie to each other all the time. ("I do love thee marvelous well") This film has such an excellent atmosphere. It's creepy and feels gritty and real. I'm glad you had fun with it, even if you don't feel like you could watch it again.
"our best women are witches" yyyyeeeeessssssss thank you for being the first TH-camr to not act some type of way about witches. Like seriously..... THANK YOU. Like I'm almost in tears with gratitude and validation. Happy women's month. Blessed be.
#SameOldEnergyBaby #WeBurnedThisWayBefore
Yeah, she said that before watching the movie though. :P
@@TheEndKing do you just go around looking for ways to try to ruin someone's good feelings?? Cuz if so, I am so sorry that your life is so shitty you have to try to ruin everyone else's peace. I hope you find some peace of your own someday and I hope the universe sees fit to let us all watch when karma comes for you. ❤️ Blessed be
“Sir a Lozenge for thee??” I DIED
I saw this movie alone, on a rainy night in a brand new house we had just moved into like a week before. When I tell you how the surround system had me fucked UP with this movie!!!! Just me, no pets, no boyfriend, in a new cold house that wasn't even considered home yet, with muthafuckin V-vitch terrorfying soundtrack and Black Phillip whispers. Ugh, thank God I love horror or I would not have finished this movie after the baby scene.
Wait a damn minute. . . We just gonna ignore the hair cut? 👀👀
Also, Alanda you and Zzavid are the ONLY reason I “watch” scary movies 😫
@Lokie Thunder TRULY 👏🏾👏🏾
Take a shot everytime Alanda says "V-Vitch" 🤟🤟🤟
One of my favourite reaction of you! Thx
"That's a ruthless BBitch!"
The twins are so hateful. They're just the vvorst.
I recommend checking out The Lighthouse. It's probably the least viscerally unpleasant A24 horror film (still plenty creepy though) and has some amazing acting.
The speed at which I clicked when I saw what you were watching cannot be overstated.