Clever play by Fontaine there, leaving the Newgate beans out instead of the store brand. Most of us would have sacrificed the cheapest beans to minimise our losses, but Fontaine turned the game on its head and hit him with the best beans. Guy didn't know what to say, wind right out of his sails. Hadda admit it, they're a good bean are those Newgates.
Gotta ask yourself, and I'm askin' you -- beans aside. The wind's not in the sails, but, where'd you get the sails, Fontaine? You think I didn't notice the boat? The harbor? Newgate? How much are you hiding here, Fontaine? And what's this gotta do with your son? Uncomfortable? Good, the coffee's great, but the milk is talking, and you're not gonna like what it has to say, Fontaine...that is, unless you think you can grease my wheels, like you did that boat of yours.
All jokes aside that New York American accent is damn good. It's actually a more subtle and unique version than the stereotypical one that most people would go for. I'm impressed.
I started watching Columbo again and in the first one he somehow convinces a woman to let him into her kitchen to make an omelette. I forgot just how perfect this video is at capturing that
There's this Irish group with a song that's on the radio loads at the minute in the UK - Fontaines D.C. Whenever they come on, this is all I can think of.
I was just playing a game called Greedfall. One of the first missions has a character named Sir Fontaine and I had to retrieve his son from him because he signed a contract to give him up as a cabin boy to the Nautical faction and regretted it. I thought of this. You might like the game too, Viper.
I had a son 3 months ago, and I'm constantly saying CONGRATULATIONS to him.
Thanks Francis for the memories
"Congratulationnnns Mr Fontaine, you have a father!"
congratulations! you got a son , just like Fontaine , hes got a son as well.
I think a homeless man just tricked me into giving him a free meal
It's the man in the shed or atleast a relation
@@bencowleymonaghan6004 congratulations
A homeless man who has extensive knowledge of your home
You're Mr Fontaine??
Years ago I got obsessed with this video and my girlfriend hated it 😂😂
Same 😂
Clever play by Fontaine there, leaving the Newgate beans out instead of the store brand. Most of us would have sacrificed the cheapest beans to minimise our losses, but Fontaine turned the game on its head and hit him with the best beans. Guy didn't know what to say, wind right out of his sails. Hadda admit it, they're a good bean are those Newgates.
Gotta ask yourself, and I'm askin' you -- beans aside. The wind's not in the sails, but, where'd you get the sails, Fontaine? You think I didn't notice the boat? The harbor? Newgate? How much are you hiding here, Fontaine? And what's this gotta do with your son? Uncomfortable? Good, the coffee's great, but the milk is talking, and you're not gonna like what it has to say, Fontaine...that is, unless you think you can grease my wheels, like you did that boat of yours.
I don't know a ton about Ireland, but isn't Newgate Aldi brand?
@@eSportDjango lidl I think
Insane play
Haha vintage Fontaine
How am I still watching this , year after years, hilarious
@punkestGuy CONGRATULATIONS 😅
"All these flavors, Fontaine... and all I can think about... is your sooonn." 🤣
Thank god he’s uploading again
bannor216 its a Christmas miracle
will you be supporting the patreon minister?
Bad habit
Big sad now
He’s some man for one man is Francis. Unbelievable acting.
He's a lovely little manin is francis
My son was born yesterday and I've had this in my head all day 😂
Congratulations 🥳
Congratulations Mister Fernandes! You got a son.
Dows he like cwoffee?
Congratulaaaaations mr fernandes. You got a son.
The only question is "where's your son Mr. Fernandez? "
Christian bales transformations keep getting better
All jokes aside that New York American accent is damn good. It's actually a more subtle and unique version than the stereotypical one that most people would go for. I'm impressed.
its crazy good
My favorite part is when he reaches for the cigarettes but he can't see because of the hat and glasses so he awkwardly fingers for them for a moment.
I love how he exhales out of his nose
@@dertysprite Yeah man. The nose whistles are on point.
@@dertysprite even the lip thing he does is on point
Will you be supporting the search for Fontaines son Minister?
JK_300 It’s almost 6 o’clock
The fuckin boom is bust man
I started watching Columbo again and in the first one he somehow convinces a woman to let him into her kitchen to make an omelette. I forgot just how perfect this video is at capturing that
Watching Columbo? Congratulations.
You got a son
i watched Columbo to see of that was true, then i rewatched it with my son, because ..i got a son
The mere existence of this cinematic masterpiece is all the justification I need to continue on with this thing called Life.❤
I desperately need another Fontaine video. its been too long
is this a modern retelling of the birth of christ
"Congratulations God, you gotta a son"
congratulations
It is a sideways take on the constant duality of man.
There's this Irish group with a song that's on the radio loads at the minute in the UK - Fontaines D.C. Whenever they come on, this is all I can think of.
Are ye doing a bit of videoin
Look at that now, I'm a club orange 🍊
Grand evening for it. G'luck!
*CONGRATULATIONS MR. FONTAINE*
You got a fridge.
Quoffee
But every cup of quoffee... needs a drop of milk right?
@@ReviewOrcsUSA so mr cup and mr milk have been singing like a canary
@@ReviewOrcsUSA CONGRATULAAATIOOOONS!
Mister Fontaine,
You got a fridge.
Charlie Quoffee told me all about it yesterday.
@@erlendhansen5635 Well Chorlie can get the hell outta here!
Never fails with the top quality vids
This new BioShock looks class.
Merry Christmas Francis
i had to pause because i was laughing so much this is pure pure pure beauty
I'm still convinced Christian bale views this video each and every morning.
Christmas time but all I'm thinking is.. where is your son *Fontaine?*
You're freaking hilarious man, I'm dying laughing here at all your videos. Much love, keep cracking on.
Every gesture is gold
This feels like a visit from my dad
like Christmas all over again watching this.
This is seriously like a cutout from every inner monologue I have, being 30 years old and still doing it.
i literally came back to watch this afer 1 year and its still comedy gold
You watched it one year , watched it again one year later, Me telling you Congratulations another year later.
Maybe Fontaine could find his son if he had a new Mercedes? 🚗
It's almost six o'clock!
Merry Christmas Fontaine, send my regards to your son.
You are so brilliant like this channel is the best on earth.
Crackhead: *watches Columbo once*
i was searching for fontaine genshin leaks and this appeared and i enjoyed it
You've great range on the old voices there.
It has been loteral years since I first saw this and every few days you'll get a "congratulations, you gotta fridge" from me.
Yes! Thank you for this gift.
Perfect holiday video
THE TIME IS TICKING LIKE A PLUNGER, PLUNGING DOWN ON THE COFFEE MUG OF LIFE
This video allowed me to get a birthday present worth 38 cent for my friend because it was a tin of newgate beans. He loved it. Cheers chris
That nose whistle at 03:09 gets me every time
Wtf hahahhahahahaha
You tellin me you don't know anything about noogate...and you eatin his beanz?
Unreal
how did you cook a steak on a plate
will trow Yeah wtf
I think that it is a ceramic frying pan.
@Jay M 😂😂😂
the editing on this is fantastic
"How to make supper appear interesting: 101" Merry Christmas, Francis!
1:34 Loving the Silvio shrug. All that's missing is a bit of gabagool, capiche?
Are ye' doin' a bit o' congratulatin' ?
Are ye spending a bit a santy money?
Heston Blumenthal
Littlefinger's accent just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
"Bad habit." *whistles out of nose*
This feels like more than just 3 minutes
A work of art
I need you and Charlie from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia to form a detective agency.
Can I just say how much I love your content?
I love the little xylophone chimes 😂😂
Every film ever
He talks like half the characters in the new movie "The Batman". The whole time I just thought of this while watching
"And...why's he like coffee so much?"
Perfection
So underrated.
Merry Christmas Francis, have a good one
Best thing ever, watching daily 😎
This video is like asmr to me
Me and my friends made a CSGO clan called the "Fontaines" so we've fully embraced your teachings
Me replaying Bioshock after experiencing the twist
These are brilliant!!!
How is this not by far his most popular video?
Merry Christmas to you too _Francis_
I was just playing a game called Greedfall. One of the first missions has a character named Sir Fontaine and I had to retrieve his son from him because he signed a contract to give him up as a cabin boy to the Nautical faction and regretted it. I thought of this. You might like the game too, Viper.
*Congratulations, Mr. Fontaine; you got a son.*
I just became a father and a friend of mine sent me this. I have good friends.
Dude Ur fakin best greatings from Poland!!! Cuz of u I've stopped drink barbicide ,thx
The music and the sound effects are just perfect 😂😂😂
Never u mind ..stir the sandwich Fontaine
Some say Fontaine’s son grew up to be the guy from the Merceedays ad
Best Noir movie of 2018, by a mile!
Happy Father's Day, Fontaine!!
"KOAH-FEE"
Brilliant.
0:52 exact same face used to win the 'cheekiest face competition' at the Mitzi Turbo Cup all those years ago...
Twas far from Fontaine he was raered
Lovely early christmas present! Cheers francie
Francis, when you gonna get all of these characters together for a sketch show?
This is art.
Please more Mr. Fontaine😘😘😘😘😘
*walks into stranger's house*
"Can I make a steak?"
Beans on steak? Interesting combo . Should I introduce this to Scotland over here ?
Why is this sooo good? The acting? The glasses? Mr Fontaine's lack of responses? All I can think about, is his son!
This is the work of a profound genius
Damn it’s good to have you back.
Sounds like Christian Bale doing a mafia type accent 😂
Francis Bring back choo choo magoo goo for a vid, ill give you an oil rig for christmas
Ah, what shenanigans will Choo Choo get up to next time I wonder.
Since two years ago when me and my partner first had our son. Every day I remind my broad one fact. You gotta son. Thank you viper
I like to think you just walked into someone's house and did all this while they filmed in shock only to send it to you later on for you to edit.
how to get a meal when youre homeless
Dr. Disrespect really lost it after the twitch ban.
oh my god i never thought about this, he looks just like dr disrespect
more relevant now than ever
why
I've watched this at least a dozen times over the years and only now have I considered how disgusting the idea of beans on steak is
dude, the steak itself was raw.
I saw this on a webm comp and have literally been searching for this for weeks. I couldn’t remember what name he was saying
congratulations you have a fridge