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  • There's a key benefit to talking to your kids about while high. Joe Rogan explains.
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  • @j.francisward1897
    @j.francisward1897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14808

    Joe Rogan talking to his kids high sounds like he is interviewing a guest on his podcast.

    • @garretthorner
      @garretthorner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Because he’s always high on the podcast

    • @IceColdProfessional
      @IceColdProfessional 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      I can see him asking his kids serious questions about philosophy.

    • @moot5223
      @moot5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Have you ever tried DMT?

    • @krazyzyko
      @krazyzyko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Whoa..." o.o

    • @jermonwalker4tunate
      @jermonwalker4tunate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Full circle

  • @Elonfuckingmusk
    @Elonfuckingmusk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11047

    Joe’s kid: Dad are you high?
    Joe: It’s entirely possible. I have a buddy of mine who thought that and it’s preposterous

    • @ikhalid1418
      @ikhalid1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      a hundred percent.

    • @Jack_The_Ladd
      @Jack_The_Ladd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      100%

    • @ryan25067
      @ryan25067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      “It’s entirely possible that I am high, but who knows man”

    • @jiminy465
      @jiminy465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

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    • @jamestimtoes7388
      @jamestimtoes7388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonas7484
    @jonas7484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4540

    his jokes are okay but the fact the man has legs is hilarious to me

    • @betohmanzzo730
      @betohmanzzo730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      His jokes are pretty dope quit hating

    • @jimmyjoe1488
      @jimmyjoe1488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@betohmanzzo730 comedy is subjective

    • @jonas7484
      @jonas7484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Matias Martinez absolutely! But I‘d say people who put him in the same league as dave chapelle etc.. are wrong…
      He‘s still better than most people…

    • @condorsouthernlands4730
      @condorsouthernlands4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I always thought of him as that cool uncle that always knows when to tell your rents to chill. No lie, have a part Italian uncle who looks and talks just like him. Really don’t understand the hate lol

    • @Bernacide
      @Bernacide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jonas7484 I've never heard of anyone putting Rogan in league with Chappelle. Never.

  • @DomeLP09
    @DomeLP09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Kid: "Daddy, read me a good night story!"
    High Joe Rogan: "So, a buddy of mine..."

  • @Bloodfang152
    @Bloodfang152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16289

    Joe Rogan’s kids: Daddy can I have cookies? Joe Rogan: *Have you ever tried dmt?*

    • @bhew7409
      @bhew7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      then ari shaffir comes over and offers to make drinks

    • @AATutorsYT
      @AATutorsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ComedyCast With Joe Zachary the fact that there are 420 likes

    • @johnpappadopoulos2812
      @johnpappadopoulos2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Alex1710XVII
      @Alex1710XVII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AATutorsYT Let's make it 666.

    • @Lucas-up9wq
      @Lucas-up9wq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment!

  • @rohanjeetdas5707
    @rohanjeetdas5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5371

    The loud laugh in the audience is from Jamie.

    • @thedickens6490
      @thedickens6490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nah, it was prolly Nadav from YMH

    • @ryanoconnor4279
      @ryanoconnor4279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      it's obviously a laugh track not really people

    • @thedickens6490
      @thedickens6490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@ryanoconnor4279 calm down, Brandon

    • @ableman8
      @ableman8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      The entire audience is Jamie and sound effects

    • @freshyjones9062
      @freshyjones9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed too shit

  • @japjotsingh3266
    @japjotsingh3266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Joe's Kid : Hi Dad
    Joe : That's the most craziest shit I've ever heard in my life

  • @gxbrxxl9626
    @gxbrxxl9626 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This is so awkward, it's like I'm watching my dad up there

  • @TheShawnee22
    @TheShawnee22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4326

    It occurred to me that seeing Joe’s legs isn’t weird, but seeing him with shoes is

    • @christianc.christian5025
      @christianc.christian5025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      You realize just how wrongly you proportion him from when he's sitting behind that desk... He's at least 65% head.

    • @rsaldivar8
      @rsaldivar8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What if joe did stand up bare foot 🤔

    • @jamaljay8870
      @jamaljay8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s weird not seeing him make people gross food😂🤣 or announcing the UFC🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤣

    • @daveb4013
      @daveb4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Because he has that shirt that is so long, it makes his legs look really short. So his shoes and feet seem too big for the length of his legs.

    • @colincamus2098
      @colincamus2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamaljay8870 focus on typing, spelling and including all the words to complete a sentence instead of 46 emojis. You sound moronic

  • @gangat
    @gangat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6056

    This is the first time I've seen Joe Rogan stand up.

    • @level1dodo896
      @level1dodo896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Funny because stand up like literally and comedy

    • @posiky90
      @posiky90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Underated comment

    • @PirateTHESteam1
      @PirateTHESteam1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I hadnt checked out his stand up because I heard that he was pretty unfunny.
      But tbh, if all of his material is as good as this short clip, he's actually decently funny.

    • @watchman2700
      @watchman2700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Me too and to be honest I think it's garbage because all I can think about when he talks is someone getting head kicked to unconsciousness

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@PirateTHESteam1 it's pretty decent. Nothing great...but it's good.

  • @Codeman785
    @Codeman785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    It blows my mind that Joe is 5' 7"
    His presence and energy are 6' 7"

    • @Lightningkuriboh
      @Lightningkuriboh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Андрей Бахарковскй what does acting 5 7 mean LOL

    • @juhajuha4221
      @juhajuha4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Lightningkuriboh , moves a lot and energetic talking imo. I'm 6'6'' and we move slower, it's just physics

    • @Lightningkuriboh
      @Lightningkuriboh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      juha juha honestly was not expecting that answer LOL

    • @Codeman785
      @Codeman785 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oneill765 huh??

    • @juhajuha4221
      @juhajuha4221 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Codeman785 he doesnt like imperial, neither do I but I learned a bit

  • @kieranwhittemore1010
    @kieranwhittemore1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "the teacher is coming, play with blocks" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @chris_redd2453
    @chris_redd2453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6415

    They’re laughing because they’ve all seen Joes turning side kick

    • @Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr
      @Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Christian Ponce like most people, they see it coming!

    • @nopenope9023
      @nopenope9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Smarterthanyou-mthrfkr not his😂

    • @agustindominguez1260
      @agustindominguez1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think about it constantly, like if I ever get to know him, I'll be on my best behavior.

    • @paradiseprod6153
      @paradiseprod6153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@agustindominguez1260 dude with his power, if you arent fit or ready for it itll for sure crack ribs dudes a beast

    • @jessetek
      @jessetek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAHAHHAHA omg I actually laughed really hard at this comment. Omg that was great. Thanks

  • @adamsuniverse8352
    @adamsuniverse8352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6367

    He’s either 4”2 or 6”8 I can’t tell man

  • @latinmerkie8276
    @latinmerkie8276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is why I love joe Rohan!!! The way he talks about his kids ya can see it in his eye he’s a genuine wicked nice dude upmost respect to him!

  • @xFENRIRLOKISSONx
    @xFENRIRLOKISSONx 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Joe:"Hey Jaime pull up that laugh track so people think im funny."

  • @moitheboi5892
    @moitheboi5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    People who didn’t have chimneys knew Santa Claus was bullshit from the start.

    • @denverhopkinson1513
      @denverhopkinson1513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      wrong mum said he had a universal key for everyones. front door

    • @jacobnm8687
      @jacobnm8687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mobsters what every kid in az was told

    • @zacjohnson8404
      @zacjohnson8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Santa came through our air conditioning duct

    • @brotherjordh9399
      @brotherjordh9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don’t forget he has a magic key.

    • @IcyWun
      @IcyWun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Naa some guy definitely used to come into my bedroom at night

  • @Mixamaka
    @Mixamaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3747

    My dad was never high around me, because he wasn't around.

    • @Wa7edmenalnass
      @Wa7edmenalnass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That's sad I hope life gives you great things.

    • @Tooyoungtocareifidie
      @Tooyoungtocareifidie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Playing the smallest violin

    • @killumination87
      @killumination87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I dont thnk my dad would be that Irresponsible..but I never met the man

    • @JonnyMudMower
      @JonnyMudMower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Look at it this way, ya could have known him and he could have been a real piece of shit.

    • @alphonseguzman7774
      @alphonseguzman7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mom

  • @jakep714
    @jakep714 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Not sure who told him to wear that shirt… but I’m loving it

  • @patrickj.7782
    @patrickj.7782 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Teachers comin play with blocks, act stupid" lol!! 😂😂

  • @MannyFresh4251
    @MannyFresh4251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1598

    This might be the first time I’ve actually seen his legs

    • @nickspagnuolo7453
      @nickspagnuolo7453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      MannyFresh4251 lmfaooo 😂 have you watched him practice MMA, but that’s funny guys usually making history behind a table 😂

    • @vrychaudhary
      @vrychaudhary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Watch him kicking stuff

    • @TheBox225
      @TheBox225 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He stood up on the podcast with David Blaine. He stabbed DB with an icepick

    • @aashaysheware4378
      @aashaysheware4378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And his ears

    • @itchyandveryscartchy30
      @itchyandveryscartchy30 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are very tiny it’s like a child

  • @SixShots5
    @SixShots5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3367

    Joe Rogan to his child: haha thats cute baby, ever tried dmt?

    • @BigVelliWorld
      @BigVelliWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I was waiting, he prob slips some in their food 😂😂

    • @BeenCharlied
      @BeenCharlied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the first comment that's ever made me LOL.

    • @Jay-zj9yz
      @Jay-zj9yz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zeto Cuban you fucken moron

    • @jontaffersliver3627
      @jontaffersliver3627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jay-zj9yz what's your issue?

    • @Jay-zj9yz
      @Jay-zj9yz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jon Taffer's Liver You cant slip dmt in food, shows how educated people are about substances and it was a stupid joke

  • @thedayofreckoningiscoming2377
    @thedayofreckoningiscoming2377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is a great hit imo. Him asking his daughter if she knows thats not a baby 😂😂

    • @louie6310
      @louie6310 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The least funniest of it all lol

    • @theveryrandom2792
      @theveryrandom2792 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Ya that part was actually a funny premise, hope u good nowadays 2 years later

  • @eldios3666
    @eldios3666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually spat my drank out a little when he said that stuff about you’re kid checkmating you 😂

  • @SiLoMixMaster
    @SiLoMixMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Joe when he suffers from erectile dysfunction
    “Jamie can you pull that up for me”

  • @retartedfilms101
    @retartedfilms101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1379

    Joe she’s gonna say her first word!!
    Baby: D...D....D....d
    Joe: D-DMT??
    Baby: Daddy!!
    Joe: oh God Dammit

    • @genius6084
      @genius6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      uhhhhh

    • @Tyler-zn7jt
      @Tyler-zn7jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best thing I’ve seen all day😂

    • @BDGFilms
      @BDGFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/cursedcomments

    • @adambailey3811
      @adambailey3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is one of the most underrated comments I've ever seen

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Gearhead_47
    @Gearhead_47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This skit has aged on me especially after having kids of my own. So accurate

    • @kristofferbjrnstad3906
      @kristofferbjrnstad3906 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What? This hurts to watch. Where is the funny part?

    • @taylorsebring998
      @taylorsebring998 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kristofferbjrnstad3906if you can’t figure it out it’s not for you

    • @knuttsackjones3094
      @knuttsackjones3094 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My kids damn near 11 and still believes in Santa, it’s sweet but come on kid you’re killing me😂

    • @michaelsieger9133
      @michaelsieger9133 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Maybe it’s relevant to some people, but it’s still painfully unfunny.

  • @camdengilles6376
    @camdengilles6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Teachers coming act stupid” I’m tweakin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shelbytomy07
    @shelbytomy07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3110

    Oh this is too fresh, I need to come back after these comments have marinated

    • @Al-vf5oq
      @Al-vf5oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1 Million Subscribers Without Any Content couldn’t agree more

    • @ThatOneDude7
      @ThatOneDude7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      then stop adding ingredients ;)

    • @austenbrown9549
      @austenbrown9549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1 Million Subscribers Without Any Content they have now marinated

    • @justemusicme
      @justemusicme 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol you have the same chance of reaching a million subs as I do lol

    • @JarisJ_
      @JarisJ_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @dennisgjoka10
    @dennisgjoka10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    Kids: "Daddy can you tell me a story?"
    Joe Rogan: "Have you heard of Stoned Ape Theory?"

  • @shivampunia
    @shivampunia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The crowd is laughing coz they're all the buddies of his!!

    • @LesVertsAlgerie
      @LesVertsAlgerie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not his Buddy

    • @jimfoster7986
      @jimfoster7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They all hope to get invited on his show.

    • @Cigaro99
      @Cigaro99 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’s painfully unfunny

  • @jayholley5880
    @jayholley5880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His kids: Daddy can I have a cookie?
    Joe: How about a fig

  • @jacktierney3822
    @jacktierney3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2186

    the way joe says he talks to his kids when he’s high is exactly like he is in his podcast which goes to show how high he is during his podcast

    • @thellama3239
      @thellama3239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He’s said himself plenty of times that’s he’s usually high during the podcast. This isn’t news lol. Dudes literally smoking a join in like half the podcasts it seems

    • @mikewazzupski
      @mikewazzupski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do you have a problem with that?

    • @kingnik9137
      @kingnik9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thellama3239 Joe even got Musk to take a hit from a joint :D

    • @jacktierney3822
      @jacktierney3822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mrsirgentleman why would i care if he wants to get high or not

    • @mikewazzupski
      @mikewazzupski 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Tierney I dont remember maybe i was too high, but i think i thought you implied that beeing high while on the podcast was a bad thing

  • @CryWolfFilms
    @CryWolfFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5115

    joe looks so weird in normal people clothes. i have no idea why, but it doesn't feel right.

    • @vojvoda-draza
      @vojvoda-draza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      He just wore a huge shirt that doesn't fit him idk why

    • @itsazazell5549
      @itsazazell5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He is self conscious about the hgh gut maybe?

    • @Mike_E_DeShaman
      @Mike_E_DeShaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its the jeggins

    • @purplebuttchin4970
      @purplebuttchin4970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My attention was stuck on his shiny head the whole time

    • @Sevencoins7
      @Sevencoins7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Jesse Compton also to see him standing

  • @yeobo
    @yeobo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “teachers coming play dumb”😭😭😭😭

  • @InBreadDragon
    @InBreadDragon ปีที่แล้ว +4

    High dad: *Hugs his child*
    Drunk dad: *Beats his child*

  • @yakkomajuri258
    @yakkomajuri258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    This guy should do a podcast or something

    • @Covid--ts5cw
      @Covid--ts5cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      He has a podcast. It's called The Joe Biden Podcast.

    • @Covid--ts5cw
      @Covid--ts5cw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I mean Hogan.

    • @jeremyrfritz
      @jeremyrfritz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Covid--ts5cw Logan.

    • @Handlesaredumb69
      @Handlesaredumb69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Covid--ts5cw I heard it was a nature podcast called the Boulder Elk podcast w/co host dmt

    • @ThatOneDude7
      @ThatOneDude7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We found the dimwit. literally.

  • @CesarLeon
    @CesarLeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    Joe has the head of a 6’ man and the body of a 5’6

    • @maryjoyrubion4777
      @maryjoyrubion4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He's built like the wall of China mate have you seen his physique

    • @davidcraig7771
      @davidcraig7771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@maryjoyrubion4777 did he talk about his physique?

    • @jmsolano0516
      @jmsolano0516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      David Craig lol im like, “what does his physique have to do with height?”

    • @maryjoyrubion4777
      @maryjoyrubion4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jmsolano0516 ye I was just tryna say he's not an average 5'6 man didn't intentionally hurt ya feelings 😂

    • @jmsolano0516
      @jmsolano0516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      MaryJoy Rubion Love how you immediately assume my feelings are hurt/try to use a passive aggressive comment to get me annoyed. Thats pretty funny when you’re the one who made a comment that didnt make sense

  • @nexotope
    @nexotope 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Are they bein straight with us mannn?!" such perfect delivery hahahaha

  • @RogerCh888
    @RogerCh888 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    as a child who was around my uncle when he was high before I ever knew what it was, I could tell something was different. He would always be extra nice when he was high and he'd share his munchies snacks.

  • @katogaming4741
    @katogaming4741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Joe talks to his kid like she’s on the podcast😂

    • @weaverfever2972
      @weaverfever2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Katogaming47 he would never do it but a thirty minute podcast of him interviewing his daughters about rainbows and unicorns would be really cute

    • @swagcandy2576
      @swagcandy2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@weaverfever2972 Joe while interviewing his kids "I've seen a lot of rainbows and unicorns on DMT. Have you ever tried DMT?"

  • @bryanzen300
    @bryanzen300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    I have a 6 year old sister and I talk to her and cherish her when I’m high, it is honestly very enlightening.

    • @brycekunkle6947
      @brycekunkle6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      durk io never lay off

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes! Kids are in the forever "now moment " pure un tarnished consciousness. We must all learn to re program our subconscious

    • @gaetaboss_mattj3047
      @gaetaboss_mattj3047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So when you'ee not high you beat on her or something?

    • @MightyP3bbl3
      @MightyP3bbl3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gaetaboss_mattj3047 oooffff!

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I worked at a middle school and my favorite thing was listening to the kids paychobabale. Theyd follow me and literally say the dumbest most random most curious things ever. And ofc i was high as fk everyday took my dab pen with me even my boss and coworkers was smoking out inside the cafeteria inside where the lunchladies work 🤣

  • @matei-gabrielshelby3480
    @matei-gabrielshelby3480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Teacher's coming, play with blocks! Act stupid!"
    Awesome delivery XD

  • @joelglaud
    @joelglaud 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yo I swear that extra hugs bit is Precisely me.😂

  • @gooblegal817
    @gooblegal817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    the worst thing that happened when my dad got high around me was us watching storage wars on the couch while he ate saltines.

    • @momhips7131
      @momhips7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeeeeeeeep

    • @JediBunny
      @JediBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gooble Gal lol that’s pretty adorable

    • @Poopoobrigade
      @Poopoobrigade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Saltines while high sounds terrible, like eating sand in a desert. Chips Ahoy with milk tho....now that sounds like a plan

    • @gooblegal817
      @gooblegal817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Poopoobrigade when you've got the munchies and haven't gone grocery shopping you make do. and nah, giant slice of cake is the move.

    • @markmirabella4066
      @markmirabella4066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah

  • @yesitsdior894
    @yesitsdior894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    *Joe tells joke*
    *Audience doesn’t get it*
    Joe: hold up they don’t get it, Jamie pull up the video.

  • @bellebelle7532
    @bellebelle7532 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Literally got me Laughing Out Loud proper! L❤VE JOE! 😂😅XXX

  • @CeeRaw
    @CeeRaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao this was actually hilarious

  • @riddley39
    @riddley39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    Yea he’s getting better, never usually find him funny but I like this.

    • @chiefRaho
      @chiefRaho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I like everything about Joe..except his stand-up

    • @fidel_soto
      @fidel_soto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This was a very good one haha

    • @madzmidz
      @madzmidz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chiefRaho I was like this, but this was genuinely hilarious.

    • @JimKongJones
      @JimKongJones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I usually change it when he starts yelling

    • @Muzzaa
      @Muzzaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I really wonder about Americans humour, seems so childish to me but somehow fully grown adults find this dribble funny.

  • @MutedParrot
    @MutedParrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Talking to your kids high is a beautiful thing, truly.

    • @MutedParrot
      @MutedParrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Big Reiner ❤️

    • @nickzacher509
      @nickzacher509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big Reiner ok

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The best advice to give your kids comes to you when you’re high and they’re not even around but you forget about it by the time you see them

    • @MutedParrot
      @MutedParrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gerRule Right! Thats why i write it down on my notes.

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omniscient well that’s one way of doing it I suppose 😂

  • @kingofthebeast4024
    @kingofthebeast4024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Teacher: What are the life lessons your dad has taught you?
    Joe’s kids: Dmt and chemical castration.

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love his impersonation in that voice of those really pretentious types “I teach my kids myan” hahaha. We have them in Ireland too, they sort of put on a sort of naive American accent, you can just tell by their voice that they’re quite a complex person. “Myan”

  • @retartedfilms101
    @retartedfilms101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Joe’s Kids: Daddy what’s for dinner?
    Joe: It’s entirely possible that we’ll be having DMT infused Elk steaks.

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A buddy of mine told me you were supposed to cook them well done, but I think it's bullshit.

    • @eileensnow6153
      @eileensnow6153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AlyssMa7rin “you know who else says that shit? The fucking GOVERNMENT. I mean come on man (hits blunt) it’s all just the same people saying the same shit, man”

    • @helldronez
      @helldronez ปีที่แล้ว

      with shrooms

    • @ala2121
      @ala2121 ปีที่แล้ว

      More aggression while on DMT?! He probably destroyed like an entire...realm or universe, have you guys decided which yet?!

  • @springroll58
    @springroll58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    You can see how experienced he is up there through his timing.

    • @Ben_Dover15
      @Ben_Dover15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Fucked up the line about the doll being responsible for his daughter though.

    • @adriandiaz706
      @adriandiaz706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben Dover what?

    • @eriknelson3238
      @eriknelson3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Adrian Diaz the line is supposed to be “and you want something to be responsible for” but he actually said “and you want something to be responsible for you” implying that the doll is taking care of the daughter. He fudged the wording.

    • @ihatefingerboarding
      @ihatefingerboarding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@eriknelson3238 It's a good thing everyone cares.

    • @eriknelson3238
      @eriknelson3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@ihatefingerboardingWell the person who specifically asked about that line probably cared, which is why I replied. Dipshit.

  • @Eddytorial
    @Eddytorial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30
    Santa Claus 😂😂👍

  • @sage5390
    @sage5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    he was talking about being _elevated_ around his kids and one guy loudly said something like "yuuup" and that made my day lmao

  • @coolvidzman
    @coolvidzman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    My moms generation: is that the guy from News Radio?
    My generation: is that the guy from Fear Factor?
    This generation: is that the guy from the podcasts?

    • @C_The_Guy
      @C_The_Guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      coolvidzman im sure there is some inbetween generation that asks “is the the guy from from the UFC?”

    • @tubeyartu2696
      @tubeyartu2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      c,
      Was just about to mention UFC lol

    • @ashter6487
      @ashter6487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tubeyartu2696 How old is your mom's 🤣because fear factor & news radio are not that far apart from each other. The same generation that saw it, saw fear factor too

    • @tubeyartu2696
      @tubeyartu2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ashter,
      Old. Lmao

    • @smashypeople
      @smashypeople 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashter6487 and ufc

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Joe "you shouldn't be _intoxicrated_ around your children" Rogan.

    • @WorkerBeesUnite
      @WorkerBeesUnite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha nice

    • @SubscribersWithVideos-wq6rj
      @SubscribersWithVideos-wq6rj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@rickykim1842 Get out from my comment with that dumbass s**t! Why didn't you write your own comment? Come here to hide behind other people's comments with your ignorant humorless bs.

    • @decentdude1086
      @decentdude1086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahh Yo go get laid, loser.

    • @coke378
      @coke378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@papagrounds LMAO

  • @kobusvandenbrink1679
    @kobusvandenbrink1679 ปีที่แล้ว

    The aggression comes up quick when the kids huddle together😂

  • @phillipmele
    @phillipmele 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “...but you let him in the house?”😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steveo6960
    @steveo6960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Joe's comedy is like the comedy you get from your co workers. We hear it, laugh, and go back to work as if the comedy never happened.

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well put

    • @zootsoot2006
      @zootsoot2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      God knows how he made it in the stand up game. He's seriously unfunny. Great conversationalist though, guess he found his niche. Just wish he would give up the stand up. Bomb expert, if his crowd weren't as high as he is, for sure.

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@zootsoot2006 he’s not that bad, he just has a different style.
      His style isn’t really for me, but I can see why a lot of people would find him funny.

    • @omnacky
      @omnacky ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zootsoot2006 You're all wrong. The content was good, but it's just his "self" (appearance/voice/manner) that doesn't really work/fit with the act, or perhaps it's that his "self" is just not naturally funny in general for some reason. As someone who watched JRE (obvs), it was also apparent to me that he's putting on a generic comedian personality in order to tell the stories, which isn't a sense I get at all with good comedians like bill burr/dave chapperino whomst come off 100% natural

    • @daczito
      @daczito 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@omnacky Really well put! I think he is a really good comedian, and makes me laugh often , this clip for example was really funny. But he is obviously not a natural comedian.

  • @Lelende
    @Lelende 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "Have you ever meet Santa Claus?"
    "No"
    "But you let him into the house"
    That my guy is a kid win for the ages!

    • @JacobC479
      @JacobC479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally read this as he was saying it lmao

    • @47Gryph
      @47Gryph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jacob Covert bro me too wtf😂😂😂

    • @ImAwesome12508
      @ImAwesome12508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @stumay
      @stumay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard it then read it. But would love to join the party here

    • @carterslade2521
      @carterslade2521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn once i heard it i was damn she got a point

  • @UFCresultsweekly
    @UFCresultsweekly ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Joe is super funny and good I honestly think people can't disassociate him from stand up to pods where he is normally mellow and serious

  • @grasstoucher4694
    @grasstoucher4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe rogan looks like an off-brand Vin Deasel

  • @gioh8205
    @gioh8205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Joe Rogans kids: I dont like weed
    Joe Rogan: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN

    • @nadil2631
      @nadil2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr bAaaam

  • @orphanedhanyou
    @orphanedhanyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    No one 'lets' Santa in their house, they just try to lure him in. He'd get in either way.

    • @lordnarasimha2500
      @lordnarasimha2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      orphaned hanyou you need more likes for this

  • @2triangles
    @2triangles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Big bang sounds even less real” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fanelesikhakhane9100
    @fanelesikhakhane9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kid : daddy can I please have cookies
    Joe: OOOOOOOH!!!!

  • @zma6779
    @zma6779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    'Gimme a hug, I love you' someone struck me right in my daddy issues.

    • @Rathbun222
      @Rathbun222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Z Ma just the way it goes

  • @theanarchist8322
    @theanarchist8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    So many people say it’s wrong to smoke in front of your children, bat apparently drinking alcohol in front of them is completely fine

    • @joehoffman3546
      @joehoffman3546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      How dare you make sense!

    • @brayden6755
      @brayden6755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      No it’s because of second hand smoke lmao

    • @rk-li9ks
      @rk-li9ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      actually both of these aren't fine

    • @GanjaaaBoy
      @GanjaaaBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It depends, of you want your kid to smoke and drink its fine. If you dont want it then its not. Simple as that

    • @Sonowske21
      @Sonowske21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@brayden6755 and kids get the literal hand when you drink too much 🤔

  • @prod.adrienaline
    @prod.adrienaline 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “But you let him in the house” 😂😂😂

  • @CanadianHunter69
    @CanadianHunter69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Extra hugs and super careful lol

  • @itsthem5699
    @itsthem5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "They're gonna get extra hugs and daddy's gonna be paranoid about objects 'ohh look out! don't go there!' " frickn lost it

    • @woggles8100
      @woggles8100 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A real belly laugh

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I think he’s high right now, he said intoxicrated.

    • @saurabh_mukherjee23
      @saurabh_mukherjee23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dude, he's always high!

    • @niclee6480
      @niclee6480 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was looking for this LOL 😂😂

    • @ryugo7713
      @ryugo7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HARBRINGERZERO herpa derpa duuuurpp

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freudian slip!

    • @DJ.CR1SP3R
      @DJ.CR1SP3R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a stoner I can say this is one of the highest looking Joe Rogan faces I've seen and I've watched a lot of the podcast. Might be stage lighting compared to his studio. IDK I haven't seen a ton of his standup tbh

  • @cananb2277
    @cananb2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joes stand up is getting better. That was great.

  • @triscurtis
    @triscurtis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "home-schools your children in the forest"
    Dead. 🤣 Joe's timing is so good, that didn't have time to get the laugh it deserved.

  • @Buckincrazy
    @Buckincrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Joe “introxicated” Rogan 😂

  • @lincimpi1337
    @lincimpi1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    His shirt bugs me it feels like he's only half dressed

    • @thelolmaster1997
      @thelolmaster1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It bugs me as well...... it's like he's just arms and pecs but has no torso...

    • @coryaw95
      @coryaw95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thelolmaster1997 Why are you two so worried about how another man dresses?

    • @lesley5380
      @lesley5380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope by 3:30 you're both feeling better 😀

    • @tmcdowell7977
      @tmcdowell7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You like his body

    • @jacobtracc2862
      @jacobtracc2862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      makes it even funnier

  • @krazylevin
    @krazylevin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was a good way to start my day lol

  • @elboad
    @elboad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂hilarious

  • @lexi7749
    @lexi7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    2:19 as a middle school teacher, I can confirm

    • @sprthrwwychnnl73
      @sprthrwwychnnl73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Einstien Brown you my friend are undefeated

    • @billyjoejimbob75
      @billyjoejimbob75 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      One was pregnant at that age in my local middle school a few years back.

    • @bobafett4457
      @bobafett4457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Einstien Brown lmaooooo

    • @Coldbreezed
      @Coldbreezed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd stuff you

    • @codydembo4257
      @codydembo4257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobafett4457 What did Einstein brown say that was funny? I see the replies but his comment isn’t there

  • @saracenrush2010
    @saracenrush2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I questioned my mum on how santa got down the chimney when I was like five. She told me he came through the front door. I kinda bought it. What convinced me is she left out milk and cookies the night before Christmas and when I woke up the next day and saw they were gone I was like ooooohhh shit, now I now for sure he's real. He's actually been here and now I have proof! haha

    • @hallo80510
      @hallo80510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Uhm. That’s how it goes in every family.

    • @danyalhussin490
      @danyalhussin490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seeing is believing 😂😂

    • @colt1596
      @colt1596 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hallo80510 lmao🤣🤣

    • @MOJOverseManny
      @MOJOverseManny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew santa wasn't real because we had no chimney 🤦‍♂️

    • @earlystoppage1233
      @earlystoppage1233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      piet vink what are you gonna say next his family tradition of eating a turkey on thanksgiving isn’t special either?

  • @enpawnxo4710
    @enpawnxo4710 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    one of the most brilliant stand ups from Joe Rogan

  • @darksuperman1259
    @darksuperman1259 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am glad Joe and I can relate when it comes to kids

  • @1992munster
    @1992munster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Hey you!!! Don’t you dare write a “this guy should do a podcast” joke. Half the comments have already posted it 👇🏻

    • @justinrutlidge7367
      @justinrutlidge7367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Have you ever tried DMT?

    • @squimbwarftestiballs
      @squimbwarftestiballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @502banned2
      @502banned2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy should do a podcast

    • @grigno97
      @grigno97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The comment just below yours is exactly that lol

    • @jackfox4216
      @jackfox4216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy should do a podcast

  • @woahaha
    @woahaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love watching him light up and look around the audience after he smashed a bit. So genuine :-D

  • @_Ro_melo
    @_Ro_melo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “They play dumb” I fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @yaboyshelz
    @yaboyshelz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is good!!! 😂

  • @louisthatguy5658
    @louisthatguy5658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Joe: my daughter is 6 years old.. Joe: there’s a moment when your 7 year old has you in check mate.. 🤔 high!!! Very high!! 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @derekv4649
      @derekv4649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Think he was talkin about his other daughter being 7 when she found out

    • @zugzug733
      @zugzug733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *messes up age by one number*
      “Omg guys he’s popping Molly on stage!!!”

  • @Silmerano
    @Silmerano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Joe "The Big Bang sounds even less real than Santa Claus" Rogan

    • @Reypstraptor4269
      @Reypstraptor4269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @caveman Versace If you already brainwashed him with religion like most of the children are by their parents,then they will never truly understand it even when they are 30.

  • @thuh1951
    @thuh1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    joe : So i have-
    Audiance : AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA ..

  • @thedalaidrama
    @thedalaidrama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rogans best standup. Legit

  • @garymarshstein8992
    @garymarshstein8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Leave it to Joe, the dude has improved his standup significantly over the last few years.

    • @vikrantsingh47
      @vikrantsingh47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But the laughs seem fake, is it just me?

    • @joseff.4673
      @joseff.4673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vikrant Singh ehh maybe, I think this is hilarious tho so who knows

    • @speycah
      @speycah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This special is 4 years old

    • @MephistoWaits
      @MephistoWaits 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Xx Yy homeless cats unite

    • @vikrantsingh47
      @vikrantsingh47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Xx Yy they were clearly laughing at normal words even before the punchline, seemed like a huge overreaction. Although,I have to say that I never found Joe Rogan funny, but in this video the jokes were not that bad. Maybe he has improved.

  • @hammadhussain3082
    @hammadhussain3082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Plot twist: Only reason he has a podcast is to avoid conversations with his kids while he's "elevated".

  • @xander9541
    @xander9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always wonder why they don't show the crowd?
    Are they really laughing at the punchlines or is this just the new laugh track? lol

  • @BurpeeGirlLiss
    @BurpeeGirlLiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My kids are in the room with me! Hit pause as soon as he mentioned Santa 🙄

  • @RavenWard
    @RavenWard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Him standing beside that stool as successful as he is, is humbling.

    • @db8700
      @db8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Not really... he’s wanted to be a comedian his whole life. Refers to himself as one, yet isn’t funny in stand up. This was slightly better but usually he tries way too hard. He’s a very successful person/struggling comedian with 30 year’s in the business. Kinda sad he’s still trying and not funny. Love him like he loves Shaub so there’s my painful advice. Give it up before you seriously get hurt Joe.

    • @ChopStixLoL
      @ChopStixLoL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@db8700 idk i have a laugh at Joe's standup more than others. I wouldn't call him struggling. He prob gets millions off of netflix specials lol

    • @williesiekman207
      @williesiekman207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      D B I bet you’re real funny.

    • @TheoSwoland
      @TheoSwoland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      D B relax there buddy

    • @patches2221
      @patches2221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@db8700 ok keyboard comedian.

  • @eyenobasiola1099
    @eyenobasiola1099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My childhood home doesn't have a fireplace, so I asked my mom how Santa Claus gets in the house and she said through the door, and that's when I knew , cause that's no different from when a burglar or thief breaks in the house.

    • @theelawless7600
      @theelawless7600 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, least your mother takes credit for the holiday gifts

    • @booqrdoit9138
      @booqrdoit9138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, being in a second floor apartment made me question how he got in there myself lol

  • @steel4858
    @steel4858 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ain’t nobody slapping that bro that’s for sure!!! 🤣

  • @thaterasound
    @thaterasound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I feel like this is rogan's best special because I never dug his comedy but this one was actually pretty funny