Joe Rogan Talks To Dolphins After Eating Edibles | Netflix Is A Joke
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- Joe Rogan explains why people that make edibles need to be more consistent with the amount of weed they use and why it would be easier to catch a human than a dolphin.
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He’s right, we’re smart af
😂
I like your style
Gabriel Alvarez what’s your shtoile?
How the fuck did you get a computer bro!?😂
Hol up.!!! We've got a representative here.!!
It’s weird to see Joe Rogan outside of his podcast lol.
888stargazer Why is he so small
Did you not watch fear factor?
Never seen a UFC fight?
It's weird to see you out of my bedroom so come back
Actually hes been doing stand up longer than he has been doing his podcast, so maybe just for you and most newbies.
His delivery is pretty on point, ‘El Diablo’ straight killed me 😂😂
😭
Just the leg haha
What
Exactly single father
When they asked me to join the Knights of Columbus
Dolphin:
Joe: "pull that up, Jamie"
Rob Campbell pull that off Jamie, just like that mhhhhm
Going off of the comment section, am I the only one here that genuinely likes Joe’s comedy?
I think his standup material and presentation is phenomenal. You’ll just have a weird mixture of Joe Rogan haters, UFC haters, and folks who are devout JR followers who believe that his podcast is the sole source of ‘honest’ thoughts from him (as opposed to altering his opinions for the purposes of making an audience laugh). If you can appreciate both forms of entertainment (which a majority of his fans apparently can’t do), he’s a great comedian.
Yes
No definitely not. There are some people watching the podcasts who make the dmt jokes and some quiet enuojers as well
I don't think it's amazing but I'm genuinely surprised how much people dislike his stand-up, I quite enjoy it myself
He’s pretty entertaining. Some dumb stoner jokes. As for dmt anyone that tried it. Talks about it.... a lot.
A lot of people like to hate on Rogan's stand up, but he sells out arenas across the country. He must be doing something right.
@Jeff B Yeah that makes sense. I'm sure that if the podcast wasn't such a massive success, Joe wouldn't have nearly the same size audience for his comedy.
BlackDogsMatter he’s a famous host pretending to be a famous comedian.
Tbh think he’s a great interviewer but he’s just not that funny most of the time.
He's usually not funny to me but this was
@@FullBoarDaniel yeah they picked this out for a reason. it was funny but a lot of his stuff is not.
I love Joe’s little smirk after every joke. It’s like he’s saying in his mind “That’s some funny shit man, good job on the delivery.” Haha
Joe "11 hydroxy metabolite" Rogan
L
He keeps on saying it at least after every 2 or 3 episodes in his podcast. :D
nickname memes off the bat
Ma nigguh 😎😂
This was the original Joe "___" Rogan meme.
People tend to shit on Joe's stand up, but I really liked his last 2 specials. 'Triggered' and 'Strange Times'. I think they're solid.
True!
Eren Yeager hey bro!Your not an idiot!
He is sheeeeeeet
‘Rocky Mountain High’ is pretty on point as well.
@@lateralus747 - I agree!! But this one is hard to come by. I really liked it. Very solid set.
"I was so high, I was trying to figure out which way the earth was spinning ". 🔥🔥🤣😂☠👻
It spins west
Nope sorry East
Felt this though for real
That shit was so funny xD especially when he was getting into his thought process lmao, so real
Its stationary 😂😂
Joe Rogan probably spent most of his childhood prentending to be a ninja. he jumps and lands without noise.
I mean that and all the martial arts XD
Well he's got at least 3 black belts at my last count so one could argue he's spent a good chunk of his adulthood pretending to be a ninja.
@@Gyrant any of those in ninjutsu?
@@lordofgraphite idk
@@lordofgraphite idk
Joe „11-hydroxymetabolite is 5 times more psychoactive than thc“ rogan
Bruh😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly
100%
People don’t like joe stand up because it’s average while his podcast may be one of the best podcast out there, two different levels of success
@Aidan Selvidge Nah he gives a lot more weight to the podcast now...
His stand up is ight couple of good jokes
Definitely above average
Why so much arguing online, Fuck me it looks exciting haha!
Every one needs to chill out....
@Aidan Selvidge go ask 20 people off the street how many of Joe Rogan's acting roles they can name and I guarantee nobody will have a clue what you're talking about. You act like his mosy successful endeavors weren't reading cue cards on Fear Factor or reacting to MMA fights on TV. Before podcasts he wasn't very successful by hollywood/entertainment standards, he was just doing ok.
3:34 that spin got me not gonna lie
If I close my eyes this is just the average JRE podcast but louder
Your comment actually made me laugh. Thanks for that.
Totally! Lol!
Yeah his comedy is literally just him he’s not really making jokes it’s pretty weird like I won’t laugh for the whole skit but I’ll accept it because I know it’s Roe Jogan
Plus a laughing and clapping audience.
“Just the leg? Why you selling whole bears?” 😂😂
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Plot twist: The dolphin was on DMT
WHO ARE YOU?
*reads your Profile*
Excuse me what the fuck?
plot twist: the dolphin was a human
Plot twist: Dolphin was Russian agent.
Yo legit
Why does joe Rogan look like he was built to ride dolphins for a living
How the fuck does that make sense 😂😂😂
Because you ate a weed gummy bear.
@@SparkySINN *just the leg*
His head is very hydro dynamic
He's built for a wetsuit. That's for sure.
This dude is amazing. He should make a podcast. It would be huge.
Haha
He should start a podcast
Mike Will
Jre podcast
@@matwheeler8629 Whoosh...
Nah I have a feeling it would do horrible. I mean what is he gonna talk about ? Dude just needs to sick UFC and Fear Factor.
@@anthonyalexander8546 lol
I know huh....but what do you think he'll talk about if he did?
Haven't smoked in 12 years. My brother came over to my place after his family vacation to Cali and Denver. He brought local beer and edible cookies, brownies, gummies for my wife. What I didn't know was that the cookies on the counter were the edibles and WTF! I was sitting on the couch and didn't realize I was starting to hallucinate. I knew I felt weird. Looked over at my brother and said "hey, I hope you know your face is sliding off your skull" with panic in his voice he said "what did you eat and how many did you have?" 2 cookies! Yeah, the cookies were the most potent OF COURSE THEY WERE. Anyways, that was in February and needles to say I still don't smoke weed but I do eat edibles from time to time. Not so bad especially when you know your on the ride
Sammy Sam I haven’t smoked hard in 25 years because of my kids. Then my son brings me 1 cookie. El Diablo. I ate the whole thing ad when I told him and his friend! Same response: You Ate The Fucking Thing? Yea, ohhhhhh Shitttttt! 27 hours later I get out of bed! Stay the fuck away from edibles. Just vape the stuff. No sleepy time again for me. Had to laugh at your response!
@@MrWATCHthisWAY the vaping is whats killing people, something wrong with it
@@buckethat789 its not regulated so in illegal states ppl are making fake ass cartridges with bad nugs
Tf are you talkin about, edibles don't make you trip like LSD. Either you entered psychosis or you're lying
Wahahhaha 👍
This is my favorite Rogan material, yet. He had me laughing for sure.
Nick Coulter stop it this dude is trash on comedy
you sir, have no humour if you find this funny. Roe Jogan is a great guy but a good comedian he isnt
Salam A. Or he just has a different sense of humour then you
He delivers this great and its a rather funny story settle down lol
watch his 2006 special, it's quite honestly one of the best stand ups of all time
The thing about Joe Rogan's comedy is that it doesn't make me laugh out loud, but it isn't unfunny. It makes me smile throughout his bit.
i agree totally. id pay to see him if he came to my town
I lol'd when he popped up Like a dolphin out of the water. Hilarious.
Yeah people are way too harsh on him. I mean obviously he isn't the best comedian, but he has great stage presence and some of his bits can be pretty funny.
This dude is a surprisingly good stand up comedian. Wtf.
he's a very high energy comedian with good use of body language. his material on its own isn't funny. joe is the typical stool humper comedian.
@@chrishayes5755 bro u gotta admit, el diablo is pretty funny
Been doing stand-up longer than any of his other jobs by a good margin. He is very very good. One of the better comedians out.
Seriously is 😂
He’s been doing this stuff for years. Even before News Radio. I saw him way back. He was good then too.
He's so different when doing stand up. Its almost like he's presenting to kids. Seems friendly.
I never thought of this but now I can’t unsee it 😂
Joe “talks to dolphins” Rogan
“Just a leg”😂
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Oleg from New York a
I’ll agree he’s not amazing at Stand-Up but this is def better than the last one he did. I enjoyed this one. Takes a lot to write good jokes and to perform for an audience.
He’s a very talented comedian. I love his standups
@@YearsOVDecay1 you just cursed three times in one sentence. He may be an idiot but you’re a hypocrite.
Joe is the smartest pothead I know of. His memory is legendary
He uses lions mane and other nootropics
I actually think Rogan's standup is pretty good. He's really improved over the years. Many comedians can't get even a single laugh outta me.
yeah hes like the best of the rest
Vincent Patrick try Andrew schulz
He’s definitely improved over the years. His last four specials have been solid.
th-cam.com/video/IYGuJtSY9dA/w-d-xo.html family eats edibles
Joe Rogan's Stand Up is honestly so underrated.
He's not funny like Chappelle, Burr, CK, Patrice, or Stanhope, but he's honestly one of the best stand ups there is.
You can't tell me Devolution of Stupid people wasn't a brilliant bit. You just can't. You might not find him funny, sure. That's your problem.
he got much better over time. he is not as talented as burr, ck etc but he is very hard working and you can tell the hard work pays off
Hes below average to me as a comedian but i still like him
Sam Ham I agree.
@@X3MAntics nah his standup sucks
I took a bunch of shrooms and had a 2 hour convo with Captain Crunch! He was like my counsoler, talking to a box of cereal, best night ever hahaha
Honest to God I’ve been out in the ocean a million times and I swear every time I’ve gone out there on edibles I’ve felt exactly what he’s describing lol
this show is what made me get to know Joe and after that i discovered his podcast and i can't tell how much him and his guests did influence me in the last 2 years!!
needless to say this is probably one of the best comic shows i've seen in my life.
Joe "trying to figure out which direction does the earth spin" Rogan
Joe “it’s processed by your liver” rogan
Is that the most likes you’ve got on a comment?
markus ray nah one time i got 11
Joe ‘ organ right was that the joke?
I think its original
I think this is the worst one yet. Literally this sucks
"5 times more psychoactive than THC"
That one guy going whoa
1:09 Why is the guy at the pot store Yoel Romero😂
Not always a fan of his standup, but I love the physical humor and the simple but powerful observation he makes here; "dude, the dolphins look at you like they're people." This is quintessential stoned Joe.
His facials are hilarious
i used to dislike joe rogan’s standup. now i really like it, surprisingly. i find his timing to be slightly off, but still really good. and i think he has a way of bringing you into his world a bit. he stumbles a bit with his speech, but he has a really sincere way of being that is endearing and brings me in
He ain’t lying about those gummy bears! Me & a friend of mine went half on a bag of Medical Gummies but we messed up & let them melt all together while at work. So when we got home that Friday all we had was one big gummy blob. We split it in half & ate our share. I was thinking 🤔 it’s basically weed it can’t be that strong. Needless to say I will NEVER eat those motherfuckers again because I seriously thought I was dying for 6 hours straight!! 🤦🏼♂️🤣
Edibles last FAR longer than smoking it does...for some, edibles can last even as long as 12 hrs, with variable effects. I thot edibles were limited to 10mg. MJ per piece...and, packages limited to 10 pieces...at least in WA that’s the thing....so...ya split 10 pieces...each got about 50mg. Yep...if you aren’t taking it daily for medical needs, that’ll slam ya hard.....
....But someone on it for medical, can often be up doing stuff on 50mg.; a bit sleepy, but still able to function.
El diablo😳
It wouldn’t be joe rogan if he didn’t mention anything related to the earth spinning around in space lmao
This video is my therapy every time I have a weed freak out. 😆
I seriously think he's dead on about the dolphin's perspective and how they see us as a different species. They can see their world getting smaller as more pollution goes into the water and they can experience us as a species becoming more and more toxic to the environment.
Sounds like you had a good trip and conversation with dolphins 😁
It let's you talk to dolphins... greatest punch ever!!!
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3:34 Joe Rogans first instinct when seeing a dolphin was to spinning back kick lmao
I can just picture Joe leaning down from his boat, placing his head just over the water next to the Dolphins and whispering: yo you ever tried DMT?
Joe Rogan is a B- comic at best. Hes funny, but somethings just off. Love him as a cultural figure doe.
Scottie Pimpin would say a C+
He's bald
Idk I thought it was funny, people like Kevin hart seem kind of overhyped
Scottie Pimpin glad we got your opinion, bitch
he relies on his high energy to get laughs.. instead of his material.
He's higher than Benjamin Franklin kite.
🤣🤣😁😁🤣
"AND, it let's you talk to dolphins!" 🤣👏🐬
I never really burst out with laughter when I listen to Joe’s stand-up, but I do sit the entire time with a big grin on my face, and grunt occasionally. It’s different from LOLing, but still pretty joyous
Have u seen his tabernacle special from a while ago? It's a lot funnier than this newer stuff. Tbh the newer stuff isn't that good
@@ponaliramos9773really? I like the newer ones. On the tabernacle special His bit about singing Hey there delilah is gayer than looking straight at a man’s eye and jackin off is pretty funny premise but some of it doesn’t hold up right now (dolla dolla bills yo and ludacris songs part to be specific) imo. Rest of the special is hilarious tho. Triggered and Strange times are both really solid specials beginning to end.
I was so high I was trying to figure out which way the earth was spinning 😂
I dont mind this. Mind you i was not rolling on the floor laughing yet still a smile or two did occur.
3:34 nails the Buffer 360
Love returning to this bit.. always gives me a good chuckle
This Joe Rogan guy is pretty funny.....wish he had a talk show or podcast
Kush Kush Yeah and on occasion he can smoke with them, but idk seems a little to controversial
He even sounds like Carlos Mencia in spanish lol
I took my first edible which was also a gummy bear.
I literally thought I was dying!
First one was 10mg
Jxm Ksg I don’t know about 10. Maybe 30-40
In reality it was probably way more than 10 I don't use very often and 10mg don't do much to me
I ate 500 mg
@@cooorsbanq4226 you MADMAN!!
@@cooorsbanq4226 how did you feel? How long it last?
Bro I’m laughing my soul off, best pot jokes ever
It’s always spinning to the right, good thing to know when you’re on a “trip”... I love feeling the earth spin!
You can tell this is Rogan's audience. Things that would barely get a chuckle from a random audience gets a roaring laughter here.
yea but, have u tried DMT???
Rogan has done a great job of making his friends feel more like family, and that is a big part of his success.
This audience is fake. The laughter is unnatural for the jokes. (And note how they never show the audience.)
andybaldman
lmao dude he packs places out
Joe really improved his standup, first time he made me laugh
good job man !
That was way funnier than I thought it would be
this is really good. Joe upped his stand up game!
“That face is not a unit of measure!”..... Hahahaha!
"You're gonna think you're gonna die, but everybody lives."
You can talk to dolphins anytime, you're good.
Trouble is when they start talking back to you.
"El dialbo"😂
Yeahwa
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I have done synthetic acid that was basically a four hour dmt trip that felt like 4 years, but edibles made out of dabs were way scarier because when I felt like I was going to die I also felt sober
This is my favorite bit by joe I feel like it has everything that makes Joe Rogan's stand up one of the best
Every time I tune into Joe's stand up to see if he got good I regret it.
th-cam.com/video/M5s1mrcgi_c/w-d-xo.html
he’s better then feminist comedy, and if you see even a handful of his podcasts you can get a whole new layer.
Podcast Joe is unintentionally funny because he's being real
Stand-up Joe is purposely tryin to be funny
No get out of here. What? A stand up comedian that writes jokes for a living is trying to be funny?
@@R-Mean1000 amazing isn't it 🙄
@@DreadYgKuma it really is
@@R-Mean1000 feel better now?
@@DreadYgKuma yes
Pauses to google if you can fish for dolphins with a hook
Well.. Can you?
It's been a week. Update.
We're waiting...
Waiting...
Literally love him doing comedy and stuff, those dolphins jumping... man 🤣🤣 LMAO
“I was so high, I was trying to figure out which way the earths spinning “…. Yup, been there many a time 🤣😂🤣
"Joe Rogan Talks To Dolphins After Eating Edibles"
so
Jotaro Rogan
Kinda surprised at how funny a standup comic he is...little awkward, but still very effective. And I can vouch for the edibles bit...I ate a tiny piece (about the size of a fingernail) of a gummie and got high af!
How the fuck is your tolerance so low? I need to eat multiple edibles to feel anything. You sure it wasn't laced shit?
At that point i wasn't sure if i was imagining the dolphins or they were imagining me.
Been watching his podcast for a year now and this is the first time seeing his stand up. It's pretty good.
That last joke was so much like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys 🤣😂
I’ve never seen someone say it but I think people hate his comedy and I honestly think he’s pretty good.
#1 search on TH-cam after watching this: “accidentally catching a dolphin”
Podcast great, stand up not so much
I fucking love Joe's stand up, he just so fucking entertaining
😂😂😂😂😂 Discovered a new top comedian today
Let's clear this up: talking TO dolphins is nothing to worry about, I talk to my dogs every day. But when they start talking back you need to find help.
Or lower the dose
Haha so true
"El diablo" 😂😂😂👌 perfect
I knew joe was gonna talk about the elven thing 😂
3:55 could you imagine 😂😂😂😂 THE HOOKS!
That dolphin bid was freaking hilarious
Why is this not trending. This is basically Gold
Yeah bro
And also it's an old clip. So back then it was seriously in trend.
Joe “I love pot, I had a gummy bear edible and ALMOST DIED” Rogan
I totally want to try these edibles now
😂😂
By eating gummy bears....
I can talk to Flipper..
That's it. A trip to dolphin park while high is now in my bucket list
Well I might gain myself some infamy by saying that I can genuinely laugh at his stand-up. The presentation is flawless.
But have you ever tried DMT?
Joe "DMT" Rogan
Hey FUCK you!
Have you tried elk?
@@warlockthankless5323 not if you're offering
This was hilarious! Especially the dolphin bit, thinking about how dolphins NEVER take the bait even though it’s in their diet meanwhile the broad spectrum of the human IQ makes me think we’d definitely lose some ppl round here if we had junk food just hanging from the sky on hooks… we all know with confidence that someone is taking their chances😂😭
1:30 All I can see is Eddie Bravo hahahahaha
Gummy Bears and then El Diablo is actually the only truly funny thing I have ever seen him do/say in stand up. Bravo Joe, out of all of your routines ever, you nailed five seconds of something. It was pretty good. Legit first time I have smiled or laughed during a Joe Rogan stand up routine.
I love his podcast interviews but for me personally I never really found Joe funny
this my first time i ever seen his stand up but i watch his show frequently