Single Moms Thirst For Arnold Schwarzenegger | Kindergarten Cop (1990) | Big Screen Laughs
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- Mr. Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) finds himself in amusing situations as he interacts with the parents of his students, particularly the single mothers who seem to taken a special interest in him, and are thirsting after him.
Kindergarten Cop (1990): Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as an undercover cop posing as a kindergarten teacher in order to catch a dangerous criminal. Once he wrangles his young charges, as well as the affections of a beautiful teacher (Penelope Ann Miller), he prepares for a final showdown with his intended prey in this "Totally enjoyable" (Ralph Novak, People Magazine) action-comedy from director Ivan Reitman.
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The reason for the kid being named Sylvester was to irritate Stallone....
Lmao
😂😂😂
So Arnold is his Dad😂
So Arnold is his Father 😅.
Haha 😂 who is your Daddy and what does he do? Has a whole new meaning now.
Sylvester's dad leave them for another man.. 🤭
Stallone be like : f*ck! you'll pay for this Arnie 😡
Whoa nice dig at Stallone. 😂😂😂
@@MaheshWalatara yeah that was cold blooded 😂
I only just picked up on this.
Nana he’d sound like: “yo gwonna pey fror thiss une, Arniee”
Lol. I just noticed. At least it was the kid who was named Sly and not the father who left them for another man.
"Sylvesters mom" was 100% written on purpose
That's the woman from Raging Bull. She looks better
@@Mr.Commensence100Cathy Moriarty.
Lol
Cathy Moriarty of course, she was thirsty on the Terminator. 😂😂😂
@@Mr.Commensence100 And from analyze that...
I Laughed when the child said He's not married Mom that got me Dying :)
😂😂😂
Imagine if we had heard "Thanks sweetie!" lol
kid's very chill
@@rabronin😂😂
Parents have been laughing at that part for 32 years.
"You're married. You're allowed to look like slobs" 😆.
Biggest understatement of the entire film.
😂😂
Another line from another movie fits perfectly with it: "Smart men don't get married."
some people look like slobs because of mental illness
Susan Ross from Seinfeld
Mr. Kimble: California - it's far away? I wanna be the governor of that state.
Get to the choppa.......
😆🤣
Fun fact: Ronald Regan was Arnold’s big inspiration to work towards becoming a politician (and since he was not a born US citizen, his highest level becomes State Governor), and also the reason he became a Registered Republican.
@@davidw.2791Arnie had been a Republican ever since he came to the states back in 1968-69 and he did so upon watching the debate between Humphrey and Nixon on which Schwarzenegger commented that "Humphrey sounded a bit socialist, something I had escaped from in Austria" whilst Nixon was all for "lower taxes, getting the government off your back and stuff". Arnie inquired whether which party was Nixon, he got the answer "Republican" to which he retorted that "I am a Republican too then".
Ironically, he was married to Maria Shriver, a Democrat and a niece of JFK.
@@AnkitSingh-xl6pt OK so the source I read lied to me then.
She learns that her son is looking up girl's skirts and she says it's a relief 😂
Before all this gender bs. Boys will be boys
She was worried he was gay which is worse
@@theenlightenedone5429brave man
@@theenlightenedone5429true looking up girls skirts is 100x better than being gay.
She's just relieved that he's not gay. Although she wouldn't approve of him being a perve, she'd take that over him being a Queen.
The only women that Arnold is attracted to are housemaids and babysitters😂😂😂😂
….and Presidential relations
Arnold probably talk good in Spanish lowkey
😂😂😂
Somebody has to make large faced boys
Most excellent answer 🥳
2:38 - "Are you married, Mr. Kimble?" - LOL😁🤣! Single mum using her son to see if his teacher is single and available😉😁🤣.
Is that what happened?
Really?
It’s a good thing we have you to explain the intricacies of this confusing plot line.
Why did u even feel the need to post this comment?
@@COYG94 ; who are you referring to?
@@fredhammer6413 the guy or girl who posted the original comment
@@COYG94 ; right, I think I covered that thought in my original reply to his original comment so I guess the question now is why did you feel the need to comment when I covered that already?
Ya gotta admit - this gal screams "mobster wife". It's no wonder he suspected her.
You should see her in the movie called “Matinee” directed by Joe Dante. I think that’s where I remember seeing her for the first time.
I remember her as the main villain in Casper.
Are you sure????.. I couldn't notice her Prada jacket
She also played the mobster boss in Analyze That
A bit on the nose there truth be told
"Sylvester's mom " ...... Haha Arnold made sure that was part of the script
Not just single moms. Married ones too.
When your build like a Greeco-Roman god its hard not to
@@alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 as a greeco roman build a can attest woman go crazy and my body looks even more harmonious big so women go nuts
@@skillsphere9245of what age
@@skillsphere9245 These days, that probably means you're Eros or Apollo, not Zeus or Ares... Chicks these days seem to have an unhealthy attraction to lean twinks.
It’s bugged me for ages who the Mums were. The blonde was in Raging Bull and the redhead was Susan in Seinfeld! I can finally relaxing
THANK YOU! I’ve been watching Seinfeld clips all night and I just couldn’t make the connection. I’m so dumb haha
The blonde is Kathy Moriarty she was also in Neighbors with John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd.
The one lady was on the show empty nest.
Cathy Moriarty and Heidi Swedberg both looking older than 30 and 24 in 1990.
@@dlxmarks No makeup.
"you're married, you're allowed to look like slops" 😂
I visited this school a couple of weeks ago. The house from The Goonies is just around the corner and up the hill about 300 yards away. You can see the school from that house.
Lots of tourists go see The Goonies house but none of them knew the school was from Kindergarten Cop until I pointed it out to them.
This bit of trivia wasn't something I had planned to read but I feel grateful to you for sharing it!
@@joshualee8022 Thanks. There must have been kids who grew up in the Goonies house and went to the Kindergarten Cop school 😀
Yup. Bee there to. Astoria is a cool place
I live just a couple hours away from Astoria, and the last time I was there, I visited both places.
Catherine Moriarty has such an amazingly sexy voice.
The three packs a day voice?
@@bobsnow6242 That's not a 3 packs a day voice. If you want one, try French actress Jeanne Moreau.
@@bobsnow6242 it worked for your grandfather 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿.
@@bobsnow6242 I’m not a fan of women who smoke but she does sound sexy. But it also helps that she looks good.
@@Wyndamn 😂
I bet 100$ they named the kid "Sylvester" on purpose!
Sufferin' succotash! Why do you say that?
I think he is talking about Sylvester Stallone. They have a rivalry.
@@r432100 That's my point
pretty sure he did, they were in kind of a cold war with each other back in the day, read about how Arnold tricked Stallone into taking on that movie Stop or my mom will shoot
@@MikeJohnMentzerIt’s very humorous that we hve at least two super high profile Sylvester’s.
She's nailing the gaze
I had no idea Cathy Moriarity was in this movie!!! Her voice is iconic and the use of the name Sylvester is hilarious.
Sylvester that rapscallion 😂😂
She is awesome in every way, love her voice too !
This must be before she started looking for Casper's treasure
Back when everyone was normal
Mom: "Well, it seems he has become obsessed with playing with dolls. It's weird"
Teacher: "I think I can help you with that. He uses the dolls to look up girls skirts"
Mom: "Oh, we'll thats a relief"
Bruh
Im gonna use that trick.
What? Just teach the kid to respect women, it just shows he’s not turning gay because of the lack of a father figure. That’s why it’s a relief.
Obviously it was a relief because he was just showing that he's attracted to girls and that he's not a queer.
"Your married, you are allowed to look like slobs".
You’re. Not your
Hey, the blonde woman in the green top, she was in Raging Bull wasn't she? Playing Jake La Motta's wife?
She's in heeps of robert deniro films
That would be Cathy Moriarty.
And she was only 17 when she auditioned for the part. 18 when she was cast
Curry
In the next scene Deniro shows up and tries (unsuccessfully) to kick Arnold's ass!
I watched this on a whim. Turned out to be well done and hilarious.
Schwarzenegger just paid to be the hero of this movie (. 12th time) and get some green millions on the roll
@@lorddiosliving Does that matter? He's brilliant businessman. Self-prmotion is common in Hollywood, and so is despotism. Look at all the actors who are kids of older actors. Do they all have talent? At least AHnold admits it. Plus, he was in fact very funny doing comedy roles.
Those devilish yet kind smiles on her face at the end :)
This scene would be controversial now.
Beyond
Thank God that movie was in 1990, and not in 2024.
Yea, it's pretty gross.
Which is why it should be released
@@NYRyder1983no it should be a thing now
He's not married Mom.... must be embarrassing to hear yet joyful
00:44
"You're married, you're allowed to look like slobs."
Uuuuh... that's a marriage-downer right here.😅
In this cinematic universe Susan fakes her own death to runaway from marrying George
Thank you, I was wondering where I had seen that woman 😂🤣
Wrong.
This movie was made years before she could have done that.
It would be more realistic to say she wanted to work for NBC to meet hunky guys or something way back in 1990.
Sadly, she passed away in 1996 from the envelopes.
Sorry for being the party pooper.
@@travisdonaldstanley6420 I hate to say it sir but you are dead wrong. If you are familiar with cinematic franchises like Marvel and Star Wars, you would know that release dates are not completely tied up to the timeline. Although the movie predates the show, the show is actually a prequel to the movie. I'm happy to inform you that Susan is alive and healthy. She kept the identity of Joshua's father from him until he figured it out after the release of the show. He started asking to many questions and Susan had to take care of him in a dark ending to the saga.
I thought she had a crush on David Letterman. 😂
Arnie was thirsting for the annihilation of a shitty dad.
He was like, where’s dude now?
Kinda? The whole plot is that he’s under cover to find the single mother ex of a criminal, to try and use her to apprehend said criminal.
lol its true!
Cathy Moriarty was hawt tho.
MILF!
Her voice is deeper than Arnie's lol
Insanely Hot 🔥🔥🔥
@maximusprime3459 I thought so until I found out she was only 30 in this scene. I thought she was supposed to be a good-looking cougar around Arnie's age (mid-40s) but those are some city miles.
@@bobsnow6242 Damn wth, you're right! I'm 32 and she could literally be my mum 🤣
The blonde could very much be kathleen turner😂. Amazing.
This scene is too hilarious 😂
Straight up. "He's gay" 😂😂
The best bodybuilder ❤
I can see the hunger (thirst?) in their eyes 😂
I understand the feeling 😏
i love this movie i am giving this movie a 10 out of 10 it is a masterpiece
One of the best Sunday afternoon rainy day matinees you will ever watch
It was a whole different world back then people actually wanted to have father figures in their life. They didn’t promote a single motherhood as some sort of way to get back at The Man. I miss those days where you could go outside and not have to wonder if the person that you see might not be who they say they are or what sex they are and not everybody is so hateful towards each other like they are now I do miss those days
You're pitiful. You always have to wonder who someone is because unless you talk with them you'll never really know the truth and people have always been hateful.
@@EmptyMan000 what are you like 20 I’m sorry but I can’t even take you seriously with a name like empty man triple zero the fact that I’m even giving you response should make you feel privileged. It’s hard for the young generation to understand that the world was a better place before, all of this mass technology I can actually remember going out with my friends and just hanging out conversations with people I guess if that makes me pitiful then I would prefer to be pitiful than to be ignorant but enjoy your day and less than empty man, triple zero
@@EmptyMan000 so do you notice who has more likes yeah who’s pitiful now?
Considering you think more likes is a win, you. You are very pitiful
Cathy Moriarty was indeed good looking back in da 90's.
1:23 Cathy Moriarty a.k.a Carrigan of Casper.
I would watch anything with Arnie in it, anything. Bro manages to make paint drying be funny
wow so sexism is ok when its against men 0:19
Get over it and man up. Jesus no wonder you're all so sensitive and soft.
Sylvester’s mom is 🔥
All the parents I know in Astoria are single parents, so she ain't wrong...
It's a real town??
@@lorddioslivingindeed. Where the Columbia River meets the Pacific.
@@lorddiosliving Yes, it's on the corner of fuck off and buy a map.
@@charlesbaer9971 hahahaha
@@lorddiosliving Goonies were from there.
This is what a PG movie looked like back in the 90's. This movie takes a crazy ass turn in the beginning and towards the end. It's only a kid's movie for about 20 mins or so. You have drug deals and crack heads and junkies then you have a father who sets the school on fire and has a shootout in the school and the mom gets hit by a car and gets killed. This is movie is nuts! It's so fucked up lmaooo
Not for him, but for his CHARACTER.
The open sexism against men and assuming he is gay because of his profession is somehow not a problem because women are doing ut
Modern wokes will be pissed off with Sylvester''s Mom's concern....
She must have seen that picture of Arnold at that yacht party in 79
My favorite movie Kindergarten Cop
Are you married Mr Kimble...runs out room,shouts...he's not married mom😂 lot of single mums about where I live, crawl in to my car on a morning, drive away quickly ha
George really dodged a bullet
i think arnold looked the best from 1984-1996 in terms of overall aesthetic.
This movie was pretty boring as a kid, but man is it crazy as an adult.
Gosh Cathy was so hot
It's not a toomuah 😂
You eat peoples’ lunches? STOP IT!
That was Susan from Seinfeld! I knew her from her voice itself
She reminds me a bit of Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest...
Unfortunately, this america is over. We did it to ourselves.
We let the nuts take over
What a beautiful part of the country! The soundtrack made this movie even better!
From 0:58 - that is Cathy Moriarty, right?
Cathy Moriarty was hot in Raging Bull. Here.. eh. Husky voice sounds like carton of cigs a week.
Even sexier
So?
Sylvester. The name refers to someone.😎
And ... No, not the 'Puddy Tat' from the cartoons.😂🤣😂🤣
Is that George's fiance? Before she died licking cheap envelopes 🙂
yes, Heidi Swedberg
Is Sylvester mom the same actress from Raging Bull?
Yep, her name is Cathy Moriarty
Sylvester's mom was traumatized by her husband's betrayal and coming out; I can't blame her for being worried about her son "strange" behaviour 😢
I see an uncanny similarly between dark knight joker's way of speaking in the interrogation scene and this single mom.
Isn't that Susan from Seinfeld?
Well the kid's name is sylvester and that is intentional
Every teacher's dream 😂
Hottest man alive during the late 1980s and early 90s
He stepped in sight. They started dripping.
Was the blonde lady DTF?
Susan? What about George? I hope you didn’t name that child Seven.
Sylvester? is that real life reference?
so fuuny man
1:45 b😢itch go make me cookies
Anyone know who plays that overthinking, unmarried mother?
Heidi Swedberg. Most famous for playing Susan in Seinfeld.
Cool. Having checked her IMDb page, the only other thing of hers I've seen is an episode of "Touched by an Angel" which co-starred Ben Vereen. You never know where else you'll remember these lesser known actors from.
Stormy Daniels?
Strange. I just had an overthinking unmarried mother chew my ear off for over an hour trying to sell me solar panels for my roof. lol
@@fbsiubvsitdhdhjukgood eye!👍🏻
I saw this movie when was 10 years old saw it as comedy movie very funny movie but now I’m 40 and I see it far away from comedy
You won't get scripts like this in 2024 lol
Who is Your daddy, and what does he do? - Mr. Kimble, Kindergarten Cop
LOL. In real life Arnold was about 5'11".
Arnold Schwarzenegger in his younger days was 187 cms, which is one centimetre short of of 6'2". 187 cms is closer to 6'2" than 6'1", so his height was listed as 6''2" when given in imperial measurement (feet & inches).
He was a professional bodybuilder before he became an actor, so there is a plethora of photos of him standing barefoot next to other bodybuilders in the 1970s, with whom you can compare his height against. There are such photos where you can clearly see he's a smidgeon taller than bodybuilders like Dave Draper or Ric Drasin, who were both listed at 6'0".
At 76 years old, he may have lost an inch or so in height due to spinal compression, and may only be 6'0" now.
Well…….you’ve got it wrong. My buddy was standing next to him in the Mall of America years ago and they’re both 5’ 11”. They all lie about their height in Hollywood. 😅
Susan
Arnold is a legend such a cool guy who agrees with me 😂
Oh, no makeup 😂
Then she met George Costanza
At least thedy didnt use the name Stallone !!!!!!
Oof. The whole discussion squashing a boy wanting to play with dolls really feels archaic these days. And then making it out that looking up girl's skirts is an okay? Yikes. These old movies are rougher to watch than I remembered.
Thats Raging Bulls girl Arni, an easier job would suit you. Steer clear.
When I was young, I hated the main villain. Watching this today I see him suffer not having his son, while his wife broke up with him, changed the kid's and her name just to disappear. And I even understand his mother, helping him to fix his family. Her son and his son mean more to her than his ex-wife. I see much of a victim in him too and I feel sorry for him. And to be honest: He sells drugs, ok. Ok, he kills his customers and wittnesses. But would you allow them to ruin your life? They were dead already, just a question of time. I understand Crisp a lot.
Well if it was simply a custody battle I'd sympathize more but I don't think they ruined his life I think his mother did. Also when he finds his son his first plan is to endanger hundreds by burning down a school. So who knows what kind of father he'd be to dominc. his wife was right.
It’s not “single mom”, you’re a divorced woman. Single mom is not taking accountability for a failed marriage.
how dou know divorced? maybe the guy left when she found out she was pregnant...or before the baby was born!
@@user-jn7bq8wh1e or died. But if it's as you say then maybe she should have kept herself a virgin till marriage.
It is a single mom whether she takes accountability or not.
Fucking hell how do u incels get around so quickly!
Grow up
The LORD openeth the eyes of the blind: the LORD raiseth them that are bowed down: the LORD loveth the righteous:
Psalm 146 : 8
With trapezius that big and non_cannonball deltoids, I don't think he looked appealing physically.
1:00 That 80s hair looks so dated. And not in a cool way.
Disagreed. It's super-sexy to me, bu maybe that's because I was 'coming of age' around that period.
@@GregOrCreg Indeed, which is why your opinion on the style isn't valid because you grew up when it was common place. You're old.
@@EmptyMan000 Thanks for the unnecessary rudeness. What's so great about today's style?
Maam please drink water
Sylvester's father left us for another man.
Well, then, let's plaster some hideous rainbow flags all over the room and tell everyone our pronouns!
Least insane kindergarten cop fan