The only time I would pay for friends to be in a selfie would be if I was standing in a fountain and those friends where Chandler, Joey, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel and I guess Ross
Lingering lonely days spent in devoting myself to watching you, the sourcefed crew, having a great time together made me no longer capable of maintaining any trivial social connection as you are the only ones I'm really happy to see and enjoy sparing free my time with So yeah, luv you guys, kisses xoxoxo
I love the added comedic value of just using Google translate. It's so perfect for Candaces deadpans especially when paradoxed by Suptics somewhat squawky and high emotion voice.
Full disclosure, I'm severely depressed. Last night I discovered this channel and I got sucked into a SourceFed black hole. I was rolling around at 3 in the morning laughing so hard I think I broke a rib. Thanks guys, you're all hilarious. Also Ava is amazing.
My best friend is a little chicken boy named Steven Suptic, he lays eggs for me, I fend off foxes from his house. It is a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship
Steven Suptic is MY best friend. We hang out all the time to do really cool things. I know, some of you might be jealous, but what me and Slippery Nut (that's a nickname for Steven for only his closest friends) have is real.
can I request Candice as a friend. I'll pay her in crackers and an alright time. possibly a botched Netflix and chill session. maybe a walk at the river park during a miserable blizzard? it will be an OK time.
So wait, if you have no friends to take selfies with then it may also be true that you don't have friends that care about your social media and thus you'd be paying people to hang out and take selfies with so you could show off your social life to... nobody? That's what I'm getting at least
Your music reminds me of Legend of Zelda, particularly Wind Waker, during that whole sadness thing. Good choice, those are some good soundtracks. Also, Candace, would you consider allowing me to graph those purple sunglasses onto your eyes?
Or.. a cheaper alternative would be to go to your nearest popular city, join a tour group and pretend you're a tourist too and take selfies with them plus you'll get to learn something and if you have an abundance of money then maybe you can open your own club and make people pay to be your friend so they could get entry in you club. thank you
this will never work because ugly ppl (myself included) will just pay for the best looking models.. meaning nobody will believe it, or just think I'm paying someone to take photos with me again. Oh wait I am. Mom can you just take a damn photo with me for once. :(
The obvious solution to Jillian's problem is to hire the fake boyfriend for however long, then change outfits and locations as many times as possible in that time and post the selfies gradually. Duh
I'd try and turn them into a real friend. After getting them hooked on our friendship, so much so that they abandon all other friendships, I'd cut them off and ignore them. During this time I'd join the service myself. Eventually they themselves would call in looking for someone to pose as their friend and guess who shows up... me. Look who's paying for friends now!
I have used this service and it was wonderful and we took many lovely photos that made me look super cool. although at the end of the days my photo friends said that i looked like shit and made them look bad in photos and to try a little harder with my outfit.
Not going to lie Candace you freaked me out when you said "Jillian". I had the video running in the back and I thought you were actually talking to me, or I was going crazy, or aliens. You know.
I have never taken a selfie in my life so it might be funny to pay a different person every day to be in a picture with me but i would have it so it looked like i did not know they were there... like a ghost.... that will get people clicking that like button... how are you guys btw?
I wouldn't. My bestfriend is Ava Gordy. She replied to me on snap the other day and I panicked and accidentally left the chat so i wasn't able to read the message, because snapchats chat.. #Sad
If you don't have people to take pictures with you shouldn't worry about what people you can't take pictures with think about you. If you worry about what people think about your social media, try taking pictures with them.
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"I'm so sorry"
"No, it's not my fault"
That had me SO weak xD
I did not realize that Candace was so tiny and had such good acting skills
Acting yes but, Suppy is just that tall.
Steven is actually only 5'3, so she must be 4'4 4'5. :)
Travis Van Keuren oh ok sorry...
No need to apologize.
Nonono, they stand on boxes. You can see her get back on it.
Also, I think Candace is like 5'6(?) Suppy is like at least 6 right?
New sourcefed is getting just as good as OG sourcefed... but I got my eyes on you Smoothantha
Sad isn't it?
RIP
Candace and Steven are definitely my favorite two hosts. this video is a perfect explanation why.
i can relate to this, i dont have a single friend so this would be good for me
think i am going to move to japan lol
Professor Slime Hey man, just be happy. People like happy people.
Ben B thanks man, ill try lol
Professor Slime Woot Woot no friends club!
michael cook yay!!!
Instant Alibi generator!
"I was with these handsome Japanese people, officer!"
I would totally use this service because I'm a sad and lonely potato.
3:25 candace stepping back on her stool, the height difference was too much
The only time I would pay for friends to be in a selfie would be if I was standing in a fountain and those friends where Chandler, Joey, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel and I guess Ross
Tanner Hanwright *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
That's exactly what we're doing right after the selfie
man ive been waiting for you guys to upload foreverrr and you upload two in a shot yay
Steven is the only one with any kind of charisma, I see why his personal channel is blowing up.
Candace looks like she's just enjoying the ride on Suptic's crazy train.
Lingering lonely days spent in devoting myself to watching you, the sourcefed crew, having a great time together made me no longer capable of maintaining any trivial social connection as you are the only ones I'm really happy to see and enjoy sparing free my time with
So yeah, luv you guys, kisses xoxoxo
I love the added comedic value of just using Google translate. It's so perfect for Candaces deadpans especially when paradoxed by Suptics somewhat squawky and high emotion voice.
I just love it when Candace and Steven do vids together. It's the craziest mess and I love it so much. I was laughing s hard.
Suptic and Candace saved Sourcefed. Not that it was ever shit, they just made it better.
RIP Bloodwart :,( reading can be hard...
Full disclosure, I'm severely depressed. Last night I discovered this channel and I got sucked into a SourceFed black hole. I was rolling around at 3 in the morning laughing so hard I think I broke a rib. Thanks guys, you're all hilarious. Also Ava is amazing.
I wouldn't use the service, because it's far cheaper to just have your own friends or make friends of new people.
Straight up this is hella sad
My best friend is a little chicken boy named Steven Suptic, he lays eggs for me, I fend off foxes from his house. It is a mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship
I think it would be less weird if you were friends with an actual robot. Buying fake friends for selfies is like three steps away from suicide.
this was the new sourcefed crew at the height of there powers. Steven and Candace were so funny together!
In Japan, selfie take you.
Picture the wanted poster.....
Monkbot10 +
ew everyone knows selfies are better when its just you in the pics... right? hahahahahahaha im so alone
the perfect product for people whose -traitorous- -worthless- former friends have abandoned them.
Snorlaxation *treacherous
I choked on my drink like 5 times, idk why but this particular video is extra hilarious to me
Candace and Reina need to go to Japan and take the selfie market by storm.
Sourcefed got me fucked up
I wouldn't use the app because I want everyone to see how much fun I can have at home doing my puzzles!!!!!
I would take a bunch of pictures and post a few a day. Saves money
I want to hire the SourceFed crew to take selfies with me and pretend to be my friends
Steven Suptic is MY best friend. We hang out all the time to do really cool things. I know, some of you might be jealous, but what me and Slippery Nut (that's a nickname for Steven for only his closest friends) have is real.
I'll be in your staged selfies for free! The thought of interacting with other humans is enlightening.
can I request Candice as a friend.
I'll pay her in crackers and an alright time.
possibly a botched Netflix and chill session. maybe a walk at the river park during a miserable blizzard?
it will be an OK time.
So wait, if you have no friends to take selfies with then it may also be true that you don't have friends that care about your social media and thus you'd be paying people to hang out and take selfies with so you could show off your social life to... nobody? That's what I'm getting at least
I don't post photos of myself and don't need to convince anyone I have friends.
You guys are geniuses and Candace is my favorite person in the world
Candace looking fly af! Such style. fuckin love iguanas
I really wish I had Candace's ability to cry at will
This video is pure, unfiltered Suptic.
My best friend is my sock puppet named Winston Sockingston.
Your music reminds me of Legend of Zelda, particularly Wind Waker, during that whole sadness thing. Good choice, those are some good soundtracks. Also, Candace, would you consider allowing me to graph those purple sunglasses onto your eyes?
So, Reina wasn't available for translation services?
Cool cool.
Funny video though.
Or.. a cheaper alternative would be to go to your nearest popular city, join a tour group and pretend you're a tourist too and take selfies with them plus you'll get to learn something and if you have an abundance of money then maybe you can open your own club and make people pay to be your friend so they could get entry in you club. thank you
ty ty I no longer need friends. just need to get a job at crunchy roll
I'd only use it if they give me free ice cream
So its like VIP meet and greet but with strangers... nice!
this will never work because ugly ppl (myself included) will just pay for the best looking models.. meaning nobody will believe it, or just think I'm paying someone to take photos with me again. Oh wait I am.
Mom can you just take a damn photo with me for once. :(
goose t I feel ur pain 😭
Someone needs to show this video to Seth Green. Also Tricia Helfer.
my best friend is the soft whisper of democracy
this episode made me realise is that suptic uses google translate to write his scripts... this explains so much
🎶Sam is my friend🎶
The obvious solution to Jillian's problem is to hire the fake boyfriend for however long, then change outfits and locations as many times as possible in that time and post the selfies gradually. Duh
Really guys, Google translate? You couldn't interrupt Reina Scully for like 20 minutes?
I don't recognize the cast of SourceFed anymore. Most of my old favs seem to be gone
This isn't funny. my brother died from severe reading
In the US, you can also rent friends
LOL Great Job guys!!
As an introvert this scares me.
Wow that sounds like the best job in the world. Hang out and have fun while getting paid.
Smoothantha and Soft Chicken Boy in one video? Yes please.
Ikemen in Japanese is sort of like a "good looking man".
I'd only use it if I could buy Guy Fieri.
Oh shit Candace. You caught me.
me me big boy
Jewels S me me B I G boy?
ME ME BIG BOY
Jewels S mmmm me me _big_ boy?
Jewels S me me big boy or me me big boy
Jewels S m e m e big boy
This is excellent news!!!
im not surprised with anything sold watched or done in japan. you know it is going to be unusual to 80% of the world.
my best friend is named Soup Sandwichson... he's an accountant
my best friend is the reminder of the eternal void in my life.
why pay $70 for a day with a stranger? it's just seems... so weird though
I'd try and turn them into a real friend. After getting them hooked on our friendship, so much so that they abandon all other friendships, I'd cut them off and ignore them. During this time I'd join the service myself. Eventually they themselves would call in looking for someone to pose as their friend and guess who shows up... me. Look who's paying for friends now!
I really just want to be friends with candace...
My best friend is the dark figure who stands in my doorframe at night.
did they mention of this clothing optional?
I have used this service and it was wonderful and we took many lovely photos that made me look super cool. although at the end of the days my photo friends said that i looked like shit and made them look bad in photos and to try a little harder with my outfit.
Suptic is just so great
Thorsteinn and Gunnar hey, that's my dad!
Not going to lie Candace you freaked me out when you said "Jillian". I had the video running in the back and I thought you were actually talking to me, or I was going crazy, or aliens. You know.
CANDYYY LOOOOKS SO GOOOD. I WANT HER JACKEET.
Reina could have helped with the translation
Thinking about people who feel like they need this service makes me a sad leel boy.
sam is my friend...sam is my friend...
AND I GOT MUSHROOMS ON MY CHICKEN SANDWHICH
I have no friends. Is Candace for hire?
Lol please just call Reina...
My best friend is a turtle that I keep in my backpack.
why you gotta call me out candace let me live
Gillian you know what you did... GILLIAN!
Oh god Supdic was LIT
I would not use this service because if I'm going to pay money for someone to be in a photo with me, they better be a celebrity.
I have never taken a selfie in my life so it might be funny to pay a different person every day to be in a picture with me but i would have it so it looked like i did not know they were there... like a ghost.... that will get people clicking that like button... how are you guys btw?
So what is Rear Charge Appeal Agent?
Remember sourcefed.
I wouldn't. My bestfriend is Ava Gordy. She replied to me on snap the other day and I panicked and accidentally left the chat so i wasn't able to read the message, because snapchats chat.. #Sad
My best friend is my reflection
are the sourcefed crew up for hire? no pictures necessary. please be my friend. p.s. Candice gimme your coat.
My best friend is Steven suptic he just doesn't know it yet. But we like totally hit it off. It's an amazing relationship.
Why would I want to hire people hotter than me to take pictures with?
This is creepy. I love Japan. The culture is soo much different everything seems nuts.
If you don't have people to take pictures with you shouldn't worry about what people you can't take pictures with think about you. If you worry about what people think about your social media, try taking pictures with them.
Read the description as the ad was playing, I predict that Suptic is in the video.
YAWS 💪
If I used this I would just stockpile photos