Jimmy Kimmel's Oscars Monologue 2018

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  • Jimmy's opening monologue from the 90th Academy Awards. #Oscars
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  • @michellec269
    @michellec269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    When Timothée was on Jimmy Kimmel, he asked Jimmy not to roast him, but he most certainly was😂

    • @mdtorres_76
      @mdtorres_76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No peach jokes, no peach jokes please :-D

  • @markmagana2149
    @markmagana2149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    Meryl "I get mentioned every year in the Oscar's monologue" Streep

    • @chase520f5
      @chase520f5 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mark Magana damn Joe Rogan Represent

    • @markmagana2149
      @markmagana2149 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chase520 G. Joe Rogan is the ish bro 💥💥

    • @raulsanchez9795
      @raulsanchez9795 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It has to stop

  • @vaharan92
    @vaharan92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4357

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone was hilarious

    • @jojowarrior1862
      @jojowarrior1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vaharan Elavia
      Gal Gadot >>>>>> jlaw xP

    • @darkfox9048
      @darkfox9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@jojowarrior1862 get a life

    • @killer92173
      @killer92173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She was even pointing at Emma Stone. Lol

    • @timchalamet1211
      @timchalamet1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Emma Stone was so bothered

    • @tasbihakawnine4333
      @tasbihakawnine4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They are really good friends

  • @Rex67Diego9
    @Rex67Diego9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5948

    really you couldn't even insult matt damon at least once?

    • @Ayush1206
      @Ayush1206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xD

    • @mollygallagher5916
      @mollygallagher5916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      bro he wasnt even there . no point

    • @Pag0017
      @Pag0017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Was it not because of the "tiny" scandal about him? That is why he also did not appear for a cameo in Ocean's 8. He was occused for being not totally honest about the Weinstein-thing if I remember right.

    • @dearjohn13
      @dearjohn13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He roasted Matt Damon in another oscars

    • @adammurtaza
      @adammurtaza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mollygallagher5916 he was and made fun of

  • @Tina-dg3tq
    @Tina-dg3tq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2693

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone is priceless.

    • @Mamajoanie123
      @Mamajoanie123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tina Gegova why? I didn’t see that

    • @griffeysarmiento
      @griffeysarmiento 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lifeify why was she laughing at her?

    • @rynafelinbongapat7076
      @rynafelinbongapat7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe because Emma has implied that Warren lied in his explanation how it went wrong but Jimmy confirmed that warren was telling the truth.

    • @me-eh
      @me-eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@griffeysarmiento because on the previous oscars they got wrong, they mentioned La la land as winners of best picture, and Emma acts in that film.

    • @esq5011
      @esq5011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      good for you!!! 1k up when someone made the exact comment a year before you. I gotta start doing that.

  • @asvpfern
    @asvpfern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6596

    Guillermo should host next year

    • @31072gab
      @31072gab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      fern
      an de winerr ij
      Hahahaha
      (Im not native of the Eng language either)

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fern omg yesss

    • @oinkpiggin
      @oinkpiggin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Not gonna happen. ICE is looking into his immigration status and he will soon be deported.

    • @asvpfern
      @asvpfern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gaby J. that was perfect lmao

    • @jakeblanewhal6811
      @jakeblanewhal6811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

  • @onemanentertainment6883
    @onemanentertainment6883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    We need a oscar for stunt work!

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      OneManEntertainment I don’t think Jackie Chan has that many shelves man.

    • @annakaren655
      @annakaren655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @rbk00006
      @rbk00006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@supermariofan03 lol

    • @JTBvloger
      @JTBvloger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@supermariofan03 I don't think Tom Cruise has enough either

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And Keanu Reeves

  • @NathalieOrellanaaa
    @NathalieOrellanaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    Meryl Streep looked so beautiful but she kinda reminded me of the fairy from Shrek.....

    • @ahhhwae5403
      @ahhhwae5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Exactly

    • @adonisg667
      @adonisg667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Haha, you're so right!

    • @dzeddy7089
      @dzeddy7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elriclevantine753
      @elriclevantine753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true

    • @starguhl
      @starguhl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      right? and I’m pretty sure some ppl made memes out of it

  • @mr.g9931
    @mr.g9931 6 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    It's really great that they're uploading his monologue on here within an hour or two, instead of me searching all over you tube to find it a few days later. So good job guys.

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ricemaster Supreme less than 30 mins

    • @mr.g9931
      @mr.g9931 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even better

  • @traumtanzerin5892
    @traumtanzerin5892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Jennifer just straight out laughing at Emma is my favourite thing :D

  • @xls501
    @xls501 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    0:54 Jennifer is me when my bff is embarrassed

  • @saiki8700
    @saiki8700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    came back to watch this and seeing chadwick breaks my heart rip ):

  • @Bookshelf.-
    @Bookshelf.- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    "This is history happening right here." Boss Baby gets nominated for an academy award

    • @swagmoney9818
      @swagmoney9818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Suicidal Taco The Emoji Movie should've won all the awards

    • @yeetitup4397
      @yeetitup4397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Doc Smith I second this

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If you disagree with the Academy, then the Academy isn't what you think. Correct your mind.

    • @chango6996
      @chango6996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes the academy is about liberal agenda, in other words its bs with Sugar coating

    • @abdirisakawes6544
      @abdirisakawes6544 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suicidal Taco 😂

  • @mateosilva1229
    @mateosilva1229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    4:16 RIP Chadwick Boseman

  • @gracedonfield1047
    @gracedonfield1047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    7:30 both timmy and tom on screen at the same time

  • @justlooking3649
    @justlooking3649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    He’s a great host...delivers his jokes and moves on whether you laugh or not...I love it

  • @TheZuhaabtemuri
    @TheZuhaabtemuri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    Came for a chance of Matt Damon joke, left cause there was none.

    • @marcwillemmanalo5104
      @marcwillemmanalo5104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Zuhaab Temuri did you finish it? There was.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *_ikr those 2 are mortal enemies_*

    • @db3919
      @db3919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Zuhaab Temuri came for guillermo, cried because no guillermo

    • @bigcheezhed
      @bigcheezhed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      db Guillermo Del Toro was shown...

    • @FA-fe8py
      @FA-fe8py 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They didn’t hVe any time for him.

  • @yuvrajkadam9845
    @yuvrajkadam9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    RIP Chadwick Panther 🖤 🖤🖤🖤

  • @diianiitomlinson9573
    @diianiitomlinson9573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    07:16 *Timothèe is missing "paw patrol" to be here tonight* HAHAHA I LOVED IT! Timothèe is an amazing actor omg!! I can't get enough of him ❤

  • @MozartHerbert
    @MozartHerbert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    In EVERY Oscars you can see Meryl's husband really awkward in the audience, maybe he's too shy.

    • @Danlovar
      @Danlovar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She marries men she can control.

    • @gregfaber3417
      @gregfaber3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@Danlovar cuz you know her personally

    • @davidmolina3556
      @davidmolina3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@Danlovar Funny that you speak in plural when she has only married this one guy and it was 41 years ago. Sooooooo

    • @Danlovar
      @Danlovar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidmolina3556 you marry women you can control.

    • @FANOFWAR34
      @FANOFWAR34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the unreal player please tell every woman you meet exactly what you believe, see how that works out

  • @DavidHernandez-dz6bd
    @DavidHernandez-dz6bd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    I'm on a marathon of Oscar monologues and after watching this I'm tripping thinking, "wait, who hosted the oscars 2019??" Completely forgot there wasn't one lol

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nor was there one in 2020!

    • @mikewriter
      @mikewriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Better without a host, imo

    • @mangkanor9890
      @mangkanor9890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There wss a dialogue im 202o oscars from chris and steve

    • @David1121Tito
      @David1121Tito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mangkanor9890 and boy did they have fun “not hosting the Oscars”😂

    • @aisxviijshdk
      @aisxviijshdk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi. I'm doing a marathon of Oscar monologs too and there wasn't a host in 2019?why?

  • @Kordops
    @Kordops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    I just want the dundie awards to come back

  • @purplegirl2366
    @purplegirl2366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    Timothy is gorgeous...

  • @sameerkashyap1750
    @sameerkashyap1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    This year when you hear your name. Don't get up right away. Give it a minute.

  • @Sershine
    @Sershine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    A lot of respect to him for stepping up to doing this. It takes a lot of confidence! Great monologue I think

  • @hoochfroosch6281
    @hoochfroosch6281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    One of the BEST opening monologue in the Oscars!!! Always love your monologue in your show, Jimmy!
    But this one is funny, smart, straight forward & hilarious with the jet ski LOL

  • @jamthoughts
    @jamthoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Timotheeeeee!!! I love him soo muchhh.

  • @Ring0fSaturn
    @Ring0fSaturn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jimmy Kimmel was a great choice for the 90th Academy Awards. He's respectful, funny and has great timing.

  • @Bigtank-rd7nb
    @Bigtank-rd7nb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I wish Ricky gervais would host the Oscars just so we could see him humiliate someone.

    • @jaydavids6485
      @jaydavids6485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      since the Oscars have a black eye right now... they had to go w the nice guy to get the general public back.

    • @HedonisticActor
      @HedonisticActor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jimmy Kimmel didn't need to insult any celebrities; his Mean Tweets segment does that already.

    • @techo4Ugeeks
      @techo4Ugeeks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bigtank96 96 he's the best

  • @TraderTimmy
    @TraderTimmy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Excellent opening by Jimmy. He really knows how to carry an audience. He also knows how to handle important issues of the day with grace and comedy. Well done Jimmy. You are one of America’s best!

  • @Chairchaser6677
    @Chairchaser6677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:16 my man Chadwick Boseman
    Rest in peace King

  • @agnhi
    @agnhi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Robert Downey. Jr should host the next Oscar... :)

    • @XplicitStory
      @XplicitStory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Reza Hermawan we all want it

    • @zahranistikmal5028
      @zahranistikmal5028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      marvel fan boy detected.

    • @mitaxo3531
      @mitaxo3531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      robert downey jr. should win the next oscar

    • @Figs3
      @Figs3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mitaxo3531 for what? He hasn't had an Oscar winning performance in years.

    • @daffaaudi777
      @daffaaudi777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Figs3 he deserves it after performing tony stark in endgame

  • @kyonshinkarate3346
    @kyonshinkarate3346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    *-An the winner is : ....*
    ~LA LA LAND !

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Everybody there was a mistake, the winner is Moonlight

    • @mufidansory2697
      @mufidansory2697 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      QuelloCoreanoᄅRivailleCraftᄅ lmao 😂😂😂

    • @grandezio6964
      @grandezio6964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont say it!

    • @user-zu5sp7wx2g
      @user-zu5sp7wx2g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One punch man should've won one. Ah well, second season then

    • @thehive378
      @thehive378 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *and

  • @69erbaron72
    @69erbaron72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    ricky gervais would have crushed those hollywood hypocrites.. everybody in this room knew about weinstein!!

    • @bigboy7621
      @bigboy7621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yessss

    • @Bobsnarls
      @Bobsnarls 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Proof that they knew about Weinstein? You did see Jimmy called him out too right?

    • @jamiejones700
      @jamiejones700 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      69erBaron ! I

    • @jetman1895
      @jetman1895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      For real, Gervais is gonna roast those hypocrites

    • @RahulKumar-ng2gh
      @RahulKumar-ng2gh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Completely agree brother, a bunch of hypocrite praising each other

  • @saphine7310
    @saphine7310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    00:54 when JLaw laughing at Emma Stone is hilarious.

  • @notshadoh5664
    @notshadoh5664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    RIP chadwick Boseman may your soul be with us!!

  • @goldenboy4786
    @goldenboy4786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    a little piece of me died when he said: "This year when you hear your name called don't get up right away just give us a minute" 😂😂😂

  • @ashlynn5212
    @ashlynn5212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Damn they played Emma Stone focusing on her when Jimmy mentioned the whole mix up joke 😂
    Edit: and JLaw rubbing it in her face rubbing salt into the wound lol

    • @TheZeroGroup
      @TheZeroGroup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

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    • @sophiaabigail7873
      @sophiaabigail7873 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm too Addicted To TH-cam I didn’t get this joke, what does it mean?

    • @ashlynn5212
      @ashlynn5212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sophia Abigail last year, they mixed up the best picture award, they said la la land won (which Emma Stone was in) but moonlight was the actual winner and as everyone involved in la la land were in the middle of their speech, a guy came up and pretty much said we got it wrong moonlight was the actual winner.

    • @mintytruffle69
      @mintytruffle69 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm too Addicted To TH-cam ur profile pic is everything

    • @yutz1948
      @yutz1948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeahh and Emma is like 'Don't react just smile and look straight like nothing happend'

  • @adz2117
    @adz2117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    isn't it amazing how the first 10 seconds of this live broadcast already showed Timothee (this sure proved how much of a talent he is.)

  • @Stopwar1234
    @Stopwar1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The paw patrol thing was genius because plenty of people in the audience have children and can relate lmfao

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    I hope The Oscars win an Emmy this year.

    • @jmct1142
      @jmct1142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Nah the Emmy's too busy winning an Oscar

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      New Message i was thinking a tony.

    • @05jorgeruiz
      @05jorgeruiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      New Message , hahahhahahaha

    • @fuzzygrizzly
      @fuzzygrizzly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jose, Hawks Fan, jorge ruiz Do you people know that Oscars, Tonys etc. can actually win an Emmy because they are on TV?

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Abdullah- Balloon its a joke. Calm down.

  • @zlamelie
    @zlamelie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    I watch Jimmy's show regularly and I find him funny as well as compassionate, which is a perfect balance. But he's usually more savage than this, and it seems to me that the Academy Award people/the writers censored him a lot. This was very average and sorry to say; not as nearly good as the year before. Having said that, I still think he did a decent job and would love to see him host again but next time with more freedom to his speech. Free Jimmy!

    • @bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780
      @bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jimmy Kimmel sucks hes only talent is to being hypocritical

    • @Stopwar1234
      @Stopwar1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      zlameli really?i love it because he spoke from the heart about important issues. If I want savage jimmy I go to his channel

    • @primitivespongebob1178
      @primitivespongebob1178 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zlameli don’t know what you‘re on about, was good and savage as usual

    • @hnys7976
      @hnys7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's because in 2017 he wanted to host the Oscars whereas in 2018 he never wanted to host but was kinda forced to as nobody else wanted to host.

    • @yashwanth8841
      @yashwanth8841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bartsimpsonyellowmenace3780 yeah 😂 why would they make jokes about Democrats when they have biden & Obamas in their orgy.
      freedom my ass. So that he can show fake disgusting things about trump as if he is the most honest man on planet Earth. Talks about Weinstein and respecting women and he himself talks disgusting things about women and does sexual things on his shows objectifying woman and there is a video of him interviewing women in streets asking them to feel item in his pocket but simply baiting them to touch his dck and passing it off as a joke. No wonder you people voted for trump (except some libtards
      living in cities and illegal immigrants)

  • @pedro3949
    @pedro3949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    emmas face and jennifer laughting is everything

  • @hittycat
    @hittycat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    6:00 saoirse ronan looking stunning as always

  • @bobbykevil214
    @bobbykevil214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    What were the jokes, did I miss them?

    • @philcollins4092
      @philcollins4092 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Bobby Kevil they're weren't any. The joke was hosting the show the whole time though. You haven't noticed?

    • @4D1Characterror
      @4D1Characterror 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarcasm is delicious.

    • @chango6996
      @chango6996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think i get the joke, the joke is Hollywood? I think

    • @JBell300
      @JBell300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Blind Tactical Option 12375 nah the joke was seeing jimmy walk out on stage

    • @andrewgoode7640
      @andrewgoode7640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bobby Kevil the joke was that this is considered a show about movies instead of politicw

  • @kandimalla
    @kandimalla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Amongst the men and women sitting out there, how many got away from getting caught? I wonder!!

    • @jay108jayakrsna5
      @jay108jayakrsna5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shravan Reddy most of them

    • @martacervantes457
      @martacervantes457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O think the women also have to take part of the blame. Why go to a man's hotel room at 1 or 2 in the am. Why did they say something. Katie Couric knew how Matt was but did say a thing. You got feet run or get out. But they wanted the fame and money so they did it. They wanted an Oscar. There are plenty of jobs people do they may not like it, they are treated with no respect but they want the money. It's ok to call it out but so many years some were on dates. And the way they dress everything expose. These are men who think the casting couch is real. It's like putting meat in front of a hungry animal and some women like to flirt to get what they want. Just look at the Bachelor see what the women on there do to just get a rose and win. So it got a both ways. Women do things that men do things women want. Like why go out with a married man women know their married then cry when he does it to them.

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      @TheZeroGroup 6 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @MirikaSingh
      @MirikaSingh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shravan Reddy th-cam.com/video/1PSDan4gJJc/w-d-xo.html

  • @rubvillaz
    @rubvillaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jimmy hosting for 2 years was honestly the last time I remembered the Oscar’s being this good

  • @ej_buendia
    @ej_buendia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching past Oscars. I have to say, the 90th edition was really smooth. Great host, great movies and nominees!

  • @SarahYasmineXO
    @SarahYasmineXO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sam Rockwell finally has his Oscar,so well deserved 🔥🔥
    He finally got his due💖💖
    Amazingly talented👌

  • @SuperstarRajinikanthFan
    @SuperstarRajinikanthFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Where is Matt Damon?

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Superstar Rajinikanth Fan I searched for it, and in one of the interviews Jimmy said that Matt is going to be in Australia and can't attend Oscars.

    • @SuperstarRajinikanthFan
      @SuperstarRajinikanthFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruce Snow oh no. That's disappointing

    • @Spd61able
      @Spd61able 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruce Snow well that’s disappointing

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Superstar Rajinikanth Fan they were going to show him but they ran out of time

    • @diegom-a7970
      @diegom-a7970 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      on my bed

  • @MAZA_ZatiKhayal
    @MAZA_ZatiKhayal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    and the first Actor on screen is "Timothee Chalamet", waaaaaaaao , what a boy , love him

  • @rossilasibal1192
    @rossilasibal1192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rest In Peace Christopher Plummer

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I was expecting Matt Damon but I remembered that he's in Australia...
    Sad!

    • @linajurgensen4698
      @linajurgensen4698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is he in Australia?

    • @dantecrailman8861
      @dantecrailman8861 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ruby Abc If I'm not mistaken, he seems to be in process of buying property in Byron Bay.

    • @SamDePrez
      @SamDePrez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Kalergi plan, the Great European Replacement
      All Matt damin said was that these accusations are not te be taking lightly, and that just because somebody is accused of rape or sexual harrasment doesn't mean that it's true, and that padding a woman on the back without her consent is not the same as raping her. If i call you a murderer right now it doesn't mean you are a murderer, there should be evidence and a trial, or if you push a guy in the street you also shouldnt be convicted as a murderer. Thats what matt damon said and the Feminazis started calling him a rapist and a women hater. If saying you need evidence before convicting somebody makes you a racist and women hater i think 95% of the people in the wester world are racists and women haters.

    • @andreaskarlsson5251
      @andreaskarlsson5251 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did mention not having time for Mat Damon at the end at least. :D

    • @darrellconklin5054
      @darrellconklin5054 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @alexanderbrooksify
    @alexanderbrooksify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    *looks at comments*
    *regrets it immediately*

  • @rushmiajaima1200
    @rushmiajaima1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Jimmy Kimmel is honestly one of the best hosts of all time!

  • @titusthetadig3145
    @titusthetadig3145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    big respect for using this big platform for a genuine celebration of film making or whatever this is. All i know is its usually meant to be pretty crack with exposing jokes but like, respect for just acknowledging genuinely fixable topics that just haven't been fixed.

  • @sanedcab1Mexico
    @sanedcab1Mexico 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great job, Jimmy Kimmel! I am glad you appeared tonight and gave such a great performance! Congratulations!

  • @filmandglory3299
    @filmandglory3299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    was i the only one or did you all had the feeling that this year the oscars felt super rushed?!

    • @Cysf66
      @Cysf66 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Aren't people always complaining that the show is too long?

    • @krv1739
      @krv1739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Many people wanted that jetski

    • @anthonyandersen1390
      @anthonyandersen1390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      justmiaslife I mean it was the longesst oscars in the last 11 years so nope

    • @user-dg5ep6po2m
      @user-dg5ep6po2m 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      justmiaslife I feel u 100%, the opening monologue wasn't even that good, just reading stats pretty much haha

    • @NYComedyCreature
      @NYComedyCreature 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause of the Jetski

  • @demonqueen26
    @demonqueen26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That was great. I love Jimmy Kimmel

  • @andrejones7786
    @andrejones7786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "MARCH OF LAST YEAR!" get em Jimmy!

  • @axhastings
    @axhastings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Well done Jimmy, that's a great monologue. Well balanced between the jokes and the serious stuffs. Hoping to see you again at Oscar next year.

  • @theeastwind3020
    @theeastwind3020 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:57 JLaw's laughing at Emma. Lol. Cute friendship

  • @captaincookie5539
    @captaincookie5539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2018 was one of the best years but now this year is literally hell

  • @Chris_T1an
    @Chris_T1an 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:53 J-Law: That was funny, right Emma??

  • @chewyy9991
    @chewyy9991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "If the last two years have taught us anything, it's that reality can be depressing. But tonight's nominated documentaries show us that where there is darkness, there's also hope.
    "Except at the White House. Hope quit on Wednesday."

    • @05jorgeruiz
      @05jorgeruiz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      chewyy9991 lame

    • @bazuka0190
      @bazuka0190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahahaha hahahahaha yooo that just funny

  • @ryancollins3291
    @ryancollins3291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Jennifer Lawrence laughing at Emma Stone 😂😂😂

  • @agofficial1
    @agofficial1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Thank God for Jimmy, he knows how to host

    • @Tylerf64
      @Tylerf64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WORST ratings in history

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I WANT CONAAAAN!!

    • @wizardgaming3313
      @wizardgaming3313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you mean Ricky gervais

    • @bluescrud8879
      @bluescrud8879 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wizardgaming3313 here we go again

  • @kieranandjacoblittle
    @kieranandjacoblittle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “The right envelope” 😂

  • @cun2095
    @cun2095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Oh man I wanted Robert Downey jr. to host the Oscars .

    • @lucasstamper8150
      @lucasstamper8150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      stefanie 2611 That's a great idea.

    • @jaffar8783
      @jaffar8783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      let me guess and please confirm... you are in your early teens?

    • @masterchief9291
      @masterchief9291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yaykoju let me guess... You are a retired senior?

    • @cun2095
      @cun2095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yaykoju yes I’m 15 years old. And I’m a big fan of Robert Downey Jr. I hope this makes you u happy, cause I’m being honest.🌹☺️

    • @BobJoe-ob2lr
      @BobJoe-ob2lr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's not boring enough to hoast (when will people learn lol)

  • @falgunpatel9351
    @falgunpatel9351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    JLaw's reaction was priceless

  • @Mloofylicious
    @Mloofylicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I would drink a shot every time someone mentioned Meryl Streep here, I'd have the hangover of my life the following day.

  • @ReelRoula
    @ReelRoula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He makes it look effortless! Great job, loved it!

  • @riccardogavanelli1076
    @riccardogavanelli1076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Every time I see Spielberg I think: that man entertained my childhood... that dude there... Thanks

    • @NicKeLas
      @NicKeLas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And, hopefully, will bring us another awesome movie very soon. I do want it to be my favorite blockbuster this year, although I have my doubts so that it does not disappoint me.

    • @ChechiDLR
      @ChechiDLR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah and he sure seemed to be part of runing a lot of childhoods for most of his child stars. Coincidence, well you do the research.

    • @riccardogavanelli1076
      @riccardogavanelli1076 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you just want to consider the negative side of things, I'll happily leave that to you. I'm sure you'll find plenty of it everywhere. I was just making a comment on how I've always liked his movies and I'm thankful for the nice memories I have from having watched them.

    • @blackmario1117
      @blackmario1117 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      NicKeLas ready player one

  • @MozartHerbert
    @MozartHerbert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:25 That men shook in the left back LOL

  • @preasia731
    @preasia731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    By far my fav oscar monologue.

  • @Stephen7764.
    @Stephen7764. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    How to fix oscars? - two words "Ricky Gervais"

    • @nekosan6622
      @nekosan6622 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where the f*** is he by the way ?

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ricky Gervais is just as much a liberal as Jimmy if not worse, he might have a dark sense of humor but he will still virtue signal. What we need is someone truly funny but also pro white like Steven Crowder or Richard Spencer, they won't pander to diversity or women.

    • @robertjusic9097
      @robertjusic9097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Asheek Khan crowder is a moron,extreme right wing is just as bad as extreme left wing. Gervais was awesome.

    • @sakuraba86
      @sakuraba86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nick Di Paolo would be the best Oscars host. A true comedian. Leans right. Hates Hollywood. Isn't racist or sexist, but will not let that stop him from joking about race and sex.

    • @AshKetchup123
      @AshKetchup123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Intelligent is an over statement, Crowder is pretty biased and his talking points consist of straw men and arguing over semantics, he preys on 18 year olds and emotional college kids because those are the only ones who can't counter his points articulately

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Tommy Wiseau to host Oscars 2019!!! It will finally make Oscars worthwhile watching again.

    • @cun2095
      @cun2095 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Smithee yes!!!!!

    • @PositiveLastAction
      @PositiveLastAction 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree and how’s your sex life?

    • @Jeronimotion
      @Jeronimotion 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake news

  • @corrupted_conscience
    @corrupted_conscience ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Im surprised to see nobody's mentioning Jordon Peele's in comments for his fantastic debut in Oscars. Get Out was great. He along with Keegan has come a long way. Kudos!

  • @halima3573
    @halima3573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:18 the amount of suits with bow ties

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    The funny jokes start at 11:14.

    • @Gamingchairenthusiast122
      @Gamingchairenthusiast122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Savage AF

    • @TheZeroGroup
      @TheZeroGroup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jo Po Just need 1 more subscriber to hit 1000...plz watch some contents on my channel and Plz subscribe

    • @evilTruthahn
      @evilTruthahn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well played sir.. well played

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HA!HA! SHADE!!!

    • @ChechiDLR
      @ChechiDLR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks bud lol

  • @chingu1432
    @chingu1432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I have to say that the stage was so dreamy and magical. I loved the music too. I just love the whole aesthetics of Oscars.

  • @toyang..
    @toyang.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    seeing timothèe makes me happy giggle i cant even control it anymore

  • @StasComoestas
    @StasComoestas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great show, OSCAR its always nice to see.... looks amazing show, like it

  • @starr0401
    @starr0401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "If we can't trust our agents..." That's probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

  • @cioccopower5258
    @cioccopower5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    no roast to matt damon?

    • @jetman1895
      @jetman1895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CIOCCOPOWER he isn't in the crowd

    • @dawsynasay4841
      @dawsynasay4841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matt Damon wasn't there

    • @flowerpatronus2245
      @flowerpatronus2245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      CIOCCOPOWER he did at the very end ‘apologies to matt damon, we run out of time’

    • @carolinaferreira9328
      @carolinaferreira9328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He roasted him at the end of the show “and apologies to Matt Damon we’ve run out of time”

    • @cioccopower5258
      @cioccopower5258 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carolina Ferreira ahaha seriously?

  • @yougamer2725
    @yougamer2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    7:22 look right at the back there is Tom Holland, any Tom Holland fans ? Lol he's also cute

    • @emilydevry
      @emilydevry 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      was literally just gonna comment that! lol

    • @laura-jo8mt
      @laura-jo8mt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i just noticed zendaya sitting next to tom

    • @user-vg3cf6ue7w
      @user-vg3cf6ue7w 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To busy looking at Timothée

  • @tanjennkok
    @tanjennkok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:44 my heart stopped for 1 second.. then stopped again at 6:59..

  • @brucesnow7125
    @brucesnow7125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    No Matt Damon??? I'm disappointed.

    • @miapiare
      @miapiare 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruce Snow it’s played out

    • @sanedcab1Mexico
      @sanedcab1Mexico 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was in a brief clip of Saving Private Ryan.😉

  • @Igotarmys-jz6bn
    @Igotarmys-jz6bn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 so chill so funny yet so serious and real

  • @cavidaliyev5820
    @cavidaliyev5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:17 when u see him here smiling...just after 4 days he left us...Rest in Peace King...

  • @dreia2405
    @dreia2405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love jimmy, he is a great guy

  • @Laura-Ransan
    @Laura-Ransan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Thank you for such a great opening. The whole show was good without low blows and it was truly a time to look back at the amazing 90 years of amazing movies being celebrated! You are so good at this, I hope they ask you to host again next year. You kept it classy, funny, and serious all at once. Bravo Sir!

  • @jonathandarkmaple6532
    @jonathandarkmaple6532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I can remember when the Oscar Monologue was humorous not ugly and divisive

    • @vp4744
      @vp4744 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let me guess you scratch your behind and then twitter?

    • @02nf2i
      @02nf2i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah-women’s rights are so ugly and divisive, right?

    • @WilliamStewart1
      @WilliamStewart1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      02nf2i Ohh don't be such a sheep.

    • @orianachirinos2475
      @orianachirinos2475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When Hugh Jackman hosted it. His monologue was amazing

    • @02nf2i
      @02nf2i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      William Stewart so being ethical makes one a sheep? Good to know.

  • @KaSuCheinGR
    @KaSuCheinGR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just re-watched this to see Christopher Plummer again 😭

  • @UnderTheEndlessRain
    @UnderTheEndlessRain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I actually liked this monologue :)

  • @moritzschroder
    @moritzschroder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    regardless of the content, i do like jimmy's way of public speaking! he finds the perfect balance between engaging and serious 🙂as someone who does public speaking professionally i still learn alot from him!

    • @jgarfunkle
      @jgarfunkle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Practice CNN tears next.

    • @joshdodd8912
      @joshdodd8912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wolkify i am really sorry to hear about that, maybe you will get lucky and find something else after your speaking career tanks.

    • @YTeradicant
      @YTeradicant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Im curious, were you hired to write that comment because the other comments were so negative & are now being removed by youtube?

    • @KCDW83
      @KCDW83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You must be terrible at your job if you learned anything from that lying hack.

    • @YTeradicant
      @YTeradicant 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J W the videos likes are definately bots, just based on the comments. I barely see any support.

  • @snapascrew
    @snapascrew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    My speech would be something like “woot a jetski!!!”

  • @danielewenkhare3600
    @danielewenkhare3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I wanna attend the Oscars as a celebrity In The Future 💙🙏🏾💙🙏🏾

  • @JamesKovacic
    @JamesKovacic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Helen Mirren not included” 😂

  • @ibrahimalyasin1646
    @ibrahimalyasin1646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Talk about equal payment ...
    Chris Pratt received 10 million and Jennifer Lawrence took 20 million for the movie Passengers

    • @sauronlordoftheshadows
      @sauronlordoftheshadows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      #WengerOUT ء that has nothing to do with it 😂 it’s the actor’s popularity And class, for example: Harrison Ford, class A actor, who got paid more money than the actual protagonist of Star Wars 7

    • @deregulationIC
      @deregulationIC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maple Fang then why are feminist begging equal pay in hollywood. If most of the female suck ass at acting.

    • @sauronlordoftheshadows
      @sauronlordoftheshadows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unregulated Market Economy they are referring to the women in the world, who ACTUALLY GOT LESS PAYMENT. And btw, “all women suck ass at acting”, don’t say this kind of things cause it obvious you ran out of arguments😂 I would list you all the great women actresses but you’re to stupid to discuss with

    • @sfandoo
      @sfandoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's 10 million for christ sake compare it to Michelle Williams with 80 dollars a day. 80????? What the hell.

    • @jimmycmartinez
      @jimmycmartinez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you win an Oscar, you are “worth more”.