Mount and Blade: 1000 Stat Man's Bizarre Adventure (Part 1)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2018
- 1000 Stat Man has his revenge on King Ragnar and the Nords.
This is the first part of a mini series called 1000 Stat Man's bizarre adventure, which will feature a heavily edited gameplay of Mount and Blade using the 1000 stat man character
Music used:
(Check out my boi simpsonill he makes amazing remixes)
JJBA Part 4 - Diamond Is Unbreakable (Simpsonill Remix)
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Let's pray for the Nordic generic soldier
I would like your
comment... but it's just to perfect
he is the chosen one, blessed by surviving 1000 stat mans punch. now he will spread the praise
His adventure will be glorious he will go far and wide and raise a family, after years of settling down 1000 stat man will have almost all of caldria Nordic Generic soliders wife will fall to sickness and his sons to battle he flees on a stolen boat leaving the land he once swore to protect behind him. The waves will throw him off course and he ends up in a storm the waters are harsh on him and his little boat the winds push him overboard and he falls into the water
He wakes up on some land unknown to him he begins to journey
after adventuring for alittle bit after help from the locals
He walksright into an Imperial ambush after crossing the border
simo should have killed him,poor guy is just crippled now.
He got brain damage
That poor Nord didn't survive the blow... in fact the punch was so strong it killed the man instantly and the excess energy was spread through his now dead body, all his actions after the blow were merelly muscles desperately spending the sudden energy in the hopes of preventing the body from spontaneously combusting.
You watch alot of anims
What's the song that plays at that point?
I think not, in my opinion that nord soldier is a huge warrior, he detains such a power (that he wasn't able to discover) that he's the only one who can withstand the power of 1k statsman
@@mimmoliciano8402 It's fun to think about,one thing. That guy is a trained footman that could handle a punch from our 1k but, trained footman is 2 promotions before the maximum level warrior. He literally resisted something that people stronger than him (in theory), couldn't.
that's make sense
>Can't touch this
>Received 2 damage.
2:30
*touch*
I just love that it is sung "Can't Touch This" right after he was hit.
i'm glad i wasn't the only one who didn't noticed .
:D
stepped on branch
The HOI BOI has had it too good for too long! I pledge my allegiance to your cause! BANNERLORD WHEN!!!!!!
BANNERLORD WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I've already hit a lot videos with our war-cry)
- And I mean A LOT of videos
o hai
Inb4 Bannerlord is released
tjena min svenska vän
They, people who have an IQ of 5 or less: I watch My hero Acadamia and Attack on Titan.
Me, an intellectual: I watch the Bizarre adventures of 1000 stat man
Don't forget about Clangserk
I watch all of that. Does that makes me half-dumb or half-intelligent ?
Wait.
Was that a test ?
Noma you tread on land that is between, for you will be called both weeb, and intellectual
yet both are contradicting by nature
Me, a man of culture: I watch Chuck Norris in Oblivion.
top 10 anime protagonists
i have been watching you from the shadows
HA! Gayyyyyyyyyyyy
Alex dude how do you always have the greatest comments? TEACH ME!
King Ruhrik just a side effect of being a god
Damn. Well mediocre commenting isn't that horrid a fate.
Can't wait for the next season, it will be revealed that 1000 Stat Man is actually the main villain and the Generic Nord Soldier who survived his deadly punch is the chosen one, the butter eaten by 1000 Stat Man was served to the ancient Gods who once ruled Calradia. The ancient gods placed the butter in a very special place waiting for their champion to find it and acquire the strength of a God, but they fucked up with their choice and now a new champion was chosen to stop the chaos and destruction brought by 1000 Stat Man. They became mortal beings and are imprisoned in human form, all of them being known as Dustum Khan, Lethwin Far-Seeke, Lord Kastor of Veluca, Lady Isolla of Suno, Prince Valdym the Bastard and Arwa the Pearled One, they are waiting for their champion to release them from human form so they can rule Calradia once again
Damn, why you have to spoil it for the rest of us. :(
You must find that Nord Soldier and make him join you
He returns!!! 1000 stat man. He kicks ass and eats butter.....and his all outta butter.
But how can he ever be out of butter? Surely he would lose all his powers if denied the food of gods!
Does he ever eat ass and kick butter?
Hehe, “They live”
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He runs fast as fucc
boi
...he MUDAcc
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly....
he got 1000 stacc
That sucked
*RAGNAR: WE HAVE AN ARMY!*
*1000 - STAT MAN: I HAVE MYSELF! :))*
When your subscribed to both isp and Simo... artillery Lord when is guess?
artillery only vs 1000 stat man
NEODINIUM731 nah get a mod for hoi4 that puts calradia somewhere in Europe lead by 1000 stat man, then do the artillery only challenge.
@@jackmurray302 this I would watch on repeat until I die
Nah Man, "It's Almost Harvesting Season!"
jack murray I'm sorry Simo but BELGIAN LIVES MATTER
1000 Stat man with 1000 Artillery pieces
Mare it 1000000000000000000000 artilery
I can defead 1000 Stats man
-CTRL+ALT+F4
would not kill him
he has like 1000hp do it like 10times
Nope u can do a better secret cheat just press alt+f4 and not only 100 stat man dies but the game too
+Simo but not a Windows Update ; )
He will kill u before
Genius
The legacy of 1,000 stat man is permanently engraved into mount and blade culture forever
That moment when you're part of both squads...
*BANNERLORD ONLY*
...
*ARTILLERY WHEN*
3:24 I lost it! Amazing job Simo! Really nice video!
Legend says that Ragnar was never seen again. 1000 Stat Man now parades the city wearing the flesh of Ragnar, deterring any adventurers who would've dared face him.
So he was seen again...
Quality video as always my guy
Nice edit and good video bravo to you :)
after this series, do a Mount and Blade: 1 stat Crusader
edit: and after that Mount and Blade: Swadia is Unbreakable
edit 2: then Mount and Blade: Vaegir Aureo
Edit 3: don't forget Banner Tendency
Throwing Stone Ocean, Steel Nord Run, Seljukian
Simo at the pinnacle of his talents in editing.
Awesome videos bro!
thankyou for making this
Already posted on ISP, notice me Simo
second me to that fam! we'll show those artillery loving sons of ragnar when the Bannerlord shall come!
@@mehmetcaneren4042 Artillery is lit though.
Do artillery only
+Lady Bismarck Half or more of the Artillery Onlies are also butterlords
Hay artillery only
How the hell can a nord soldier survive a punch from 1000 stat man l0l
*also proves nords are best units for 1,000 punch surviving*
Awesome video man
Looool nice work dude!
Bannerlord Artillery Only When
WAS THAT A 1000 STAT MAN REFERENCE!?!?!?
Bannerlord When BOIS. (i love your videos man. keep going)
Your videos are refreshing dude
I only just found them
I subbed xd
Man this new season of Berserk is looking awesome
4:33
F in the chat
Awesome man, new subscriber.
I just have to say, that this is a new art form right here. This is not the youtube content we deserved, but this is what we needed. XD
Keanu Reeves has let himself go.
Do a banner lord artillery only playthrough
That Generic Nord Soldier has clearly the greatest of endurances. Let him speak of his mighty tale, of how he, and only he, survived the 1000-stat man's punch, for there must be yet someone to warn those who would cross him, so that others may be spared from his wrath.
I love your content bro
Friendship with Sanjar Khan ended, 1000 stat man is my new best friend
BANNERLORD WHEN???
Harvesting season
Now is time.
Good video simo !
Omg this is amazing
Artillery only
Not sure how to interpret you wanting to counter meme iSorrows back.
Artillery only when though?
(For Mount and Blade, I imagine that being where all other stats, except strength, are 1; and you a have. . . 1500 strength)..
Isorrow is my side. It just so happens your videos are in my suggested videos. Which makes me laugh that Isorrow was mentioned seemingly randomly to me.
Maybe m&b with fire and sword? Or perhaps nova aetus? Both of those have artillery, but I think if it was your one and only unit, things might go poorly
fuciiking amazing my dude
This is the quality i subbed for
A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y O N H O I W H E N
the jojokes are strong with this one
this is what i subscribed up for
THIS IS THE GREATEST MOUNT AND BALDE VIDEO AHHHH
4:34 -4:39
*1000-STAT MAN: Omae Wa, Mou Shindeiru!*
*RAGNAR: NANI!!!!!!!!!!!*
Wait until he encounters a green boi shooting squad
3 board shields and a club should do the trick
Damn i cant believe that i has been 3 year since i first saw your warband videos
Hope to see more warband contents in the future
Simo I watched one video and I already love you ♡
4:08 Brienne of Tarth still upholding her oath
I know it is a reference to game of thrones but i didn't catch the joke
oh no I am conflicted i'm both a simo boi and a issorrowthing person, what do i do ......................................ARTILLERY BANNERLORD WHEN ONLY!!!
simo, dude ım following u from turkey. ur videos are really good. I hope you have 100,000 subscriber near time.
No doubt the best series I've ever laid my eyes on.
Only if you make 1000 stat man dull 1000 men with 1 stat
Thermonuclear_Banana Hey i can make a clickbait out of this
1000 stat man did nothing wrong
The most *Epicest* series ever!!
nice great days remix you got there
THATS A LOTTA A DAMAGE
I saw the Nords in half
Artillery only pls
Excellent work dude. BANNERLORD WHEN!!!!
love you bruh
for warlord Simo. BANNERLORD WHEN!
BANNERLORD WHEN?
Unlimited Power
UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR
This is the best one actually
superb. well-earned subscriptions
We need a return of weeb peasant
How the frick did you slowed down the time?
lol thanks! :D
Beautiful
THIS IS SPECTACULAR!!!!
3:08 One Punch Man season 2 trailer
Simo the Koifish of the poor
Fotis Staveris Hwat
Omg nice will u do tips n tricks vid?
Holy shit this is awesome
bannerlord in 3033
What's the theme song of the Generic Nord Soldier at 03:20 ?
Xenor Arca Smash bros theme song
(Search it in youtube)
@@v5in88 I already looked it up on another video with the theme but thank you very much ma lord!
Always good to see another video from daddy simo.
Thank you for this. King Ragnar just destroyed my army 4 different times. You have given me justice.
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
*WRYYYYYYYYYY!!!*
Artillery Only !
This video made me subscribe.
awesome
Amazing
I have been blessed, this is too fucking good lmao
Awesome
funniest vid in the week man
so blessed to see this early
Beatiful
Finally I have found you, the Mighty Pebble of Pigsmiting. It was worth beating Everquest just for this very moment.
Live on another day generic Nord soldier. One day you will become a rival to 1000 stat man.
Good video.
It's awesome
Good content