His adventure will be glorious he will go far and wide and raise a family, after years of settling down 1000 stat man will have almost all of caldria Nordic Generic soliders wife will fall to sickness and his sons to battle he flees on a stolen boat leaving the land he once swore to protect behind him. The waves will throw him off course and he ends up in a storm the waters are harsh on him and his little boat the winds push him overboard and he falls into the water He wakes up on some land unknown to him he begins to journey after adventuring for alittle bit after help from the locals He walksright into an Imperial ambush after crossing the border
That poor Nord didn't survive the blow... in fact the punch was so strong it killed the man instantly and the excess energy was spread through his now dead body, all his actions after the blow were merelly muscles desperately spending the sudden energy in the hopes of preventing the body from spontaneously combusting.
I think not, in my opinion that nord soldier is a huge warrior, he detains such a power (that he wasn't able to discover) that he's the only one who can withstand the power of 1k statsman
@@mimmoliciano8402 It's fun to think about,one thing. That guy is a trained footman that could handle a punch from our 1k but, trained footman is 2 promotions before the maximum level warrior. He literally resisted something that people stronger than him (in theory), couldn't.
Can't wait for the next season, it will be revealed that 1000 Stat Man is actually the main villain and the Generic Nord Soldier who survived his deadly punch is the chosen one, the butter eaten by 1000 Stat Man was served to the ancient Gods who once ruled Calradia. The ancient gods placed the butter in a very special place waiting for their champion to find it and acquire the strength of a God, but they fucked up with their choice and now a new champion was chosen to stop the chaos and destruction brought by 1000 Stat Man. They became mortal beings and are imprisoned in human form, all of them being known as Dustum Khan, Lethwin Far-Seeke, Lord Kastor of Veluca, Lady Isolla of Suno, Prince Valdym the Bastard and Arwa the Pearled One, they are waiting for their champion to release them from human form so they can rule Calradia once again
They, people who have an IQ of 5 or less: I watch My hero Acadamia and Attack on Titan. Me, an intellectual: I watch the Bizarre adventures of 1000 stat man
Legend says that Ragnar was never seen again. 1000 Stat Man now parades the city wearing the flesh of Ragnar, deterring any adventurers who would've dared face him.
after this series, do a Mount and Blade: 1 stat Crusader edit: and after that Mount and Blade: Swadia is Unbreakable edit 2: then Mount and Blade: Vaegir Aureo Edit 3: don't forget Banner Tendency
That Generic Nord Soldier has clearly the greatest of endurances. Let him speak of his mighty tale, of how he, and only he, survived the 1000-stat man's punch, for there must be yet someone to warn those who would cross him, so that others may be spared from his wrath.
oh no I am conflicted i'm both a simo boi and a issorrowthing person, what do i do ......................................ARTILLERY BANNERLORD WHEN ONLY!!!
*Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?* How tough am I? How tough am I???? I'll have you know that I took a punch from the 1000 stat man. *AND LIVED*
Not sure how to interpret you wanting to counter meme iSorrows back. Artillery only when though? (For Mount and Blade, I imagine that being where all other stats, except strength, are 1; and you a have. . . 1500 strength)..
Isorrow is my side. It just so happens your videos are in my suggested videos. Which makes me laugh that Isorrow was mentioned seemingly randomly to me.
Maybe m&b with fire and sword? Or perhaps nova aetus? Both of those have artillery, but I think if it was your one and only unit, things might go poorly
LOL! I watch Isorrow but i didn't know about this Artillery Only spreading. He told his subscribers if he reaches 300k he will do artillery only in a game called Hearts of Iron 4.
I love the kingdom of Nords but what King Ragnar did is so true. I hate it when I capture a main city like Praven but then King Ragnar hasn't gave me any fiefs but he gave it to himself.
Let's pray for the Nordic generic soldier
I would like your
comment... but it's just to perfect
he is the chosen one, blessed by surviving 1000 stat mans punch. now he will spread the praise
His adventure will be glorious he will go far and wide and raise a family, after years of settling down 1000 stat man will have almost all of caldria Nordic Generic soliders wife will fall to sickness and his sons to battle he flees on a stolen boat leaving the land he once swore to protect behind him. The waves will throw him off course and he ends up in a storm the waters are harsh on him and his little boat the winds push him overboard and he falls into the water
He wakes up on some land unknown to him he begins to journey
after adventuring for alittle bit after help from the locals
He walksright into an Imperial ambush after crossing the border
simo should have killed him,poor guy is just crippled now.
He got brain damage
That poor Nord didn't survive the blow... in fact the punch was so strong it killed the man instantly and the excess energy was spread through his now dead body, all his actions after the blow were merelly muscles desperately spending the sudden energy in the hopes of preventing the body from spontaneously combusting.
You watch alot of anims
What's the song that plays at that point?
I think not, in my opinion that nord soldier is a huge warrior, he detains such a power (that he wasn't able to discover) that he's the only one who can withstand the power of 1k statsman
@@mimmoliciano8402 It's fun to think about,one thing. That guy is a trained footman that could handle a punch from our 1k but, trained footman is 2 promotions before the maximum level warrior. He literally resisted something that people stronger than him (in theory), couldn't.
that's make sense
>Can't touch this
>Received 2 damage.
2:30
*touch*
I just love that it is sung "Can't Touch This" right after he was hit.
i'm glad i wasn't the only one who didn't noticed .
:D
stepped on branch
Can't wait for the next season, it will be revealed that 1000 Stat Man is actually the main villain and the Generic Nord Soldier who survived his deadly punch is the chosen one, the butter eaten by 1000 Stat Man was served to the ancient Gods who once ruled Calradia. The ancient gods placed the butter in a very special place waiting for their champion to find it and acquire the strength of a God, but they fucked up with their choice and now a new champion was chosen to stop the chaos and destruction brought by 1000 Stat Man. They became mortal beings and are imprisoned in human form, all of them being known as Dustum Khan, Lethwin Far-Seeke, Lord Kastor of Veluca, Lady Isolla of Suno, Prince Valdym the Bastard and Arwa the Pearled One, they are waiting for their champion to release them from human form so they can rule Calradia once again
Damn, why you have to spoil it for the rest of us. :(
top 10 anime protagonists
i have been watching you from the shadows
HA! Gayyyyyyyyyyyy
Alex dude how do you always have the greatest comments? TEACH ME!
King Ruhrik just a side effect of being a god
Damn. Well mediocre commenting isn't that horrid a fate.
You must find that Nord Soldier and make him join you
They, people who have an IQ of 5 or less: I watch My hero Acadamia and Attack on Titan.
Me, an intellectual: I watch the Bizarre adventures of 1000 stat man
Don't forget about Clangserk
I watch all of that. Does that makes me half-dumb or half-intelligent ?
Wait.
Was that a test ?
Noma you tread on land that is between, for you will be called both weeb, and intellectual
yet both are contradicting by nature
Me, a man of culture: I watch Chuck Norris in Oblivion.
The HOI BOI has had it too good for too long! I pledge my allegiance to your cause! BANNERLORD WHEN!!!!!!
BANNERLORD WHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I've already hit a lot videos with our war-cry)
- And I mean A LOT of videos
o hai
Inb4 Bannerlord is released
tjena min svenska vän
He returns!!! 1000 stat man. He kicks ass and eats butter.....and his all outta butter.
But how can he ever be out of butter? Surely he would lose all his powers if denied the food of gods!
Does he ever eat ass and kick butter?
Hehe, “They live”
*RAGNAR: WE HAVE AN ARMY!*
*1000 - STAT MAN: I HAVE MYSELF! :))*
That moment when you're part of both squads...
*BANNERLORD ONLY*
...
*ARTILLERY WHEN*
1000 Stat man with 1000 Artillery pieces
Mare it 1000000000000000000000 artilery
When your subscribed to both isp and Simo... artillery Lord when is guess?
artillery only vs 1000 stat man
NEODINIUM731 nah get a mod for hoi4 that puts calradia somewhere in Europe lead by 1000 stat man, then do the artillery only challenge.
@@jackmurray302 this I would watch on repeat until I die
Nah Man, "It's Almost Harvesting Season!"
jack murray I'm sorry Simo but BELGIAN LIVES MATTER
3:24 I lost it! Amazing job Simo! Really nice video!
Simo at the pinnacle of his talents in editing.
I can defead 1000 Stats man
-CTRL+ALT+F4
would not kill him
he has like 1000hp do it like 10times
Nope u can do a better secret cheat just press alt+f4 and not only 100 stat man dies but the game too
+Simo but not a Windows Update ; )
He will kill u before
Genius
Legend says that Ragnar was never seen again. 1000 Stat Man now parades the city wearing the flesh of Ragnar, deterring any adventurers who would've dared face him.
So he was seen again...
after this series, do a Mount and Blade: 1 stat Crusader
edit: and after that Mount and Blade: Swadia is Unbreakable
edit 2: then Mount and Blade: Vaegir Aureo
Edit 3: don't forget Banner Tendency
Throwing Stone Ocean, Steel Nord Run, Seljukian
THIS IS THE GREATEST MOUNT AND BALDE VIDEO AHHHH
Man this new season of Berserk is looking awesome
Nice edit and good video bravo to you :)
WAS THAT A 1000 STAT MAN REFERENCE!?!?!?
Damn i cant believe that i has been 3 year since i first saw your warband videos
Hope to see more warband contents in the future
I just have to say, that this is a new art form right here. This is not the youtube content we deserved, but this is what we needed. XD
4:33
F in the chat
Quality video as always my guy
Do a banner lord artillery only playthrough
That Generic Nord Soldier has clearly the greatest of endurances. Let him speak of his mighty tale, of how he, and only he, survived the 1000-stat man's punch, for there must be yet someone to warn those who would cross him, so that others may be spared from his wrath.
Bannerlord Artillery Only When
Excellent work dude. BANNERLORD WHEN!!!!
Keanu Reeves has let himself go.
Live on another day generic Nord soldier. One day you will become a rival to 1000 stat man.
Friendship with Sanjar Khan ended, 1000 stat man is my new best friend
Finally I have found you, the Mighty Pebble of Pigsmiting. It was worth beating Everquest just for this very moment.
BANNERLORD WHEN???
Harvesting season
Now is time.
The most *Epicest* series ever!!
How the hell can a nord soldier survive a punch from 1000 stat man l0l
*also proves nords are best units for 1,000 punch surviving*
Bannerlord When BOIS. (i love your videos man. keep going)
4:34 -4:39
*1000-STAT MAN: Omae Wa, Mou Shindeiru!*
*RAGNAR: NANI!!!!!!!!!!!*
simo, dude ım following u from turkey. ur videos are really good. I hope you have 100,000 subscriber near time.
Artillery only
thankyou for making this
4:08 Brienne of Tarth still upholding her oath
I know it is a reference to game of thrones but i didn't catch the joke
Awesome video man
1000 stat man did nothing wrong
The soind effects make it ten times better
for warlord Simo. BANNERLORD WHEN!
BANNERLORD WHEN?
Thank you for this. King Ragnar just destroyed my army 4 different times. You have given me justice.
oh no I am conflicted i'm both a simo boi and a issorrowthing person, what do i do ......................................ARTILLERY BANNERLORD WHEN ONLY!!!
*Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?*
How tough am I? How tough am I???? I'll have you know that I took a punch from the 1000 stat man.
*AND LIVED*
THATS A LOTTA A DAMAGE
I saw the Nords in half
Good video simo !
the jojokes are strong with this one
generic nord soldier who survived the punch of 1000 stat man will be the arch nemesis of 1000 stat man at the end of the season!!!
A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y O N H O I W H E N
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He runs fast as fucc
boi
...he MUDAcc
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly....
he got 1000 stacc
That sucked
Plays "Can't touch this"... gets hit for 2 damage... 11/10 would watch again!
Only if you make 1000 stat man dull 1000 men with 1 stat
Thermonuclear_Banana Hey i can make a clickbait out of this
Ahh I see you have downloaded the one shot and you’re dead monster mod. A man of culture indeed
Not sure how to interpret you wanting to counter meme iSorrows back.
Artillery only when though?
(For Mount and Blade, I imagine that being where all other stats, except strength, are 1; and you a have. . . 1500 strength)..
Isorrow is my side. It just so happens your videos are in my suggested videos. Which makes me laugh that Isorrow was mentioned seemingly randomly to me.
Maybe m&b with fire and sword? Or perhaps nova aetus? Both of those have artillery, but I think if it was your one and only unit, things might go poorly
Awesome videos bro!
Unlimited Power
UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR
No doubt the best series I've ever laid my eyes on.
3:08 One Punch Man season 2 trailer
0:22 best bit
We need a return of weeb peasant
This is the quality i subbed for
Artillery only pls
Simo I watched one video and I already love you ♡
What's the theme song of the Generic Nord Soldier at 03:20 ?
Xenor Arca Smash bros theme song
(Search it in youtube)
@@v5in88 I already looked it up on another video with the theme but thank you very much ma lord!
You have forced me to declare war upon th ee. Ado artillery only.
How the frick did you slowed down the time?
lol thanks! :D
The butter is a pathway to abilities some consider unnatural.
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
*WRYYYYYYYYYY!!!*
I have completed the task you set out for us sir!
Artillery Only !
LOL! I watch Isorrow but i didn't know about this Artillery Only spreading. He told his subscribers if he reaches 300k he will do artillery only in a game called Hearts of Iron 4.
I love the kingdom of Nords but what King Ragnar did is so true. I hate it when I capture a main city like Praven but then King Ragnar hasn't gave me any fiefs but he gave it to himself.
Your videos are refreshing dude
I only just found them
I subbed xd
I actually laughed out loud in the bus lel
1000 stat man does not use hax, he is hax 😂😂
Always good to see another video from daddy simo.
Generic Nord Soldier deserves his only spin off for surviving that punch.
Beautiful
I really appreciate this since it takes 24 lifetimes to spam ur keyboard in the cheat menu
unironically best warband shitpost 2018...
liked, subbed and belled
New Vegas. I see you are a true man of culture
2:33 Plays : Can't touch this ( Received 2 damage ) AYY LMAO XD
A beutiful JoJo shitpost. truly a masterpiese. I applaud you, Simo.
The real reason 1,000 Stat Man joined Kingdom of Swadia? For their butter which is stored in mass quantities under each of the Swadian cities.
love you bruh
Good, good. Now do the artillery only
This is anime of the year for sure.
he has returned.......................................
This is the best one actually
this is what i subscribed up for
You got it dad. 1000 stat man deserves 1000 "Bannerlord when." comments
1000 Stat Artillery must happen! Let peace reign! Forge a new future of prosperity!
Awesome man, new subscriber.
nice great days remix you got there