@@korinakorinakorina It isn't recorded when they were actually married (had the ceremony) but according to Jewish law an engagement was a legally binding part of marriage. They were technically already married but they were supposed to wait 1 year between them getting engaged and the time when the man was allowed to take his wife home and consummate their marriage.
I think they waited til Jesus was born to consummate the marriage and I feel that, I wouldn’t have been tempted to do any frisky bidness hiking on a drudgerous trek to be counted like a head of cattle while great with child💁🏻♀️
I see what you mean, but I'm Jewish and that's just comedy period. Anyone with a sense of humor could enjoy this. It's well scripted and acted. The key to good Christian comedy or any other kind is to just be good. I wish more people would just try to be funny and stop trying to mark a checklist of things to say or reference for a particular demographic
@@jj6656 I conveniently solved your ‘inconvenience’ with a backspace, God forbid you have to click read more to read more comments of your own volition
Innkeeper: Stop! You can't come in without a mask! Joseph: We're sorry, we forgot it. Innkeeper: You can't come in, then! Joseph: Look, my wife is in labor, can't you just make an exception? Innkeeper: No mask, no service! Joseph: I'm sorry, but but my wife needs to go somewhere to have her baby! Innkeeper: Fine, go to the stable then. Just stay 6 feet away from the animals! Just an idea for a sequel! :)
@@davidt01 no, its historically accurate bc pagans were celebrating christmas loooong before Jesus was born. Especially since Jesus was never even born on Dec. 25.
"Mmmm... I think he IS." Best line, so glad you guys saved it for last. And the BEST part is where he says she's emotional and she gives an evil glare to the camera like she's about to cut him right now. Haha
Yeah, "You're pregnant and we both know it's not mine, wanna talk about that?" Followed by: "Hey Mary, THREE guys just showed up with gifts for the baby - I think we need to talk"
I love how she's eating the whole time. When I saw the post I thought... touchy subject but they played it better than the name suggests. Loved the ending.
I love the signature John talk-to-the-hand motion...."ok, I don't know what that means....you're emotional and with child and I'm gonna choose to ignore that" 🤣
His expressions just kills me, especially when he drops his head on the counter 😂😂😂 and she’s just eating like it’s another day and it’s so funny 😆!!!! A Golden Globe for this guy! My older brother is going through the same thing with his wife and they are pregnant with their first kid, just so happens to be a boy lol
I literally thought it was an ad lol. I accidentally clicked on it too, but it was funny especially the "people still use twitter?" part. Loved ittttt 💜
that's Emmanuel not Jesus. They were supposed to name him Emmanuel, not sure where all this jesus stuff came in. Were their twins? I thought Christ was born in the fall, like September 11 maybe?
@@Some_One_One but jesus didn't know everything like his father did. Didn't know who touched his hem in the crowd. God is too perfect to be on earth mingling with sinners. At least that's what they told me, but he knows everything and is everywhere at once So maybe christ was a physical manifestation of God but mortal so God could understand better what being human is like
John...you have no idea how great it is to see ya at it again...so missed this....I beg you hear this...do not give up...you have a calling to bring smiles and joy....and man this year we need it more then ever...keep it up...friend keep it up....blessings brother....
Let it not be forgotten that since Joseph's family was from Bethlehem, he had relatives there. Even if they were distant relatives, they saw each other every year. Wonder why no one would take them in...
I mean they may or may not have known about Mary being pregnant and Joseph not being the father and figured... No way reputational risk Or Joseph just tried to keep Mary hidden *put her away privily* as it said in scripture. Yay? Nay?
@@GlennRiccobono Could be. A scandal like an unwed pregnancy would be hard to conceal after a bit, so I don't doubt everyone knew. But true, he may have been hiding her away.
I believe Joseph was trying to keep their lives private- His family might have not believed that Mary was conceived by the Holy Spirit. Joseph was simply avoiding the family drama.
“This kid, He’s not gonna be perfect”
“Hmmmm I think He is”
Praise the Father🙌🏽🙌🏽
Ummmhh amen
Amen
Amen yessir
Amen 🙏 ❤️
Yessss!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
😂😂😂 and she is just eating, eating and more eating. They are hilarious.
I feel stupider after watching this. But not as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
I certainly did.
I absolutely love that she ate ice cream, chips, and a pita in one conversation 🤣
@@elisabethwarner3845 and off her shirt
She is big and lovely. It is Jesus!
"Well I'm pregnant, and we are just engaged, so I'm not gonna miss the judgemental stares from your inlaws." 🤣🤣🤣
Feel the silent judgement...
I'm so confused by that loool didnt they marry right after Joseph had the angel come to him?
@@korinakorinakorina
It isn't recorded when they were actually married (had the ceremony) but according to Jewish law an engagement was a legally binding part of marriage. They were technically already married but they were supposed to wait 1 year between them getting engaged and the time when the man was allowed to take his wife home and consummate their marriage.
I think they waited til Jesus was born to consummate the marriage and I feel that, I wouldn’t have been tempted to do any frisky bidness hiking on a drudgerous trek to be counted like a head of cattle while great with child💁🏻♀️
@@laceandribbonsviolin omg...
Glad to see Christian comedy isn't dead
😂
😂😂
I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.
Right? I’m just trying to see a part two of “If Bible Characters had Social Media” 😂😂
Trey Kennedy
Just like jesus
I see what you mean, but I'm Jewish and that's just comedy period. Anyone with a sense of humor could enjoy this. It's well scripted and acted. The key to good Christian comedy or any other kind is to just be good. I wish more people would just try to be funny and stop trying to mark a checklist of things to say or reference for a particular demographic
This is hysterical! I love when she calls him "Joe" lol!
mine too. lol
Lol... Me too 😂😂
*Inconvenience in biblical times:*
“We have to stop traveling so I can give birth in a stable.”
*Inconvenience in 2020:*
“We have to book an air bnb.”
I actually thought the Inconvenience in 2020 was to click "Read More" to read this damn comment! 😐
@@jj6656 I conveniently solved your ‘inconvenience’ with a backspace, God forbid you have to click read more to read more comments of your own volition
@@adrielle.benner Hahaha, You shouldn't have. It was just funny to click Read More and then realize how 'inconvenienced' I felt. But thanks 😅
@@jj6656 I almost lost my mind over bad internet connection on a zoom call this morning so I feel you
@@adrielle.benner And then ya gotta repeat yourself or try to catch up with what's said or as I do just nod in agreement and float in oblivion....
In 2020, Jesus turns LaCroix into White Claw
Top comment.
😂👏
Ha!! That's hilarious!🤣
Bahaha
I can turn wine into puke...top that Jesus!
Innkeeper: Stop! You can't come in without a mask!
Joseph: We're sorry, we forgot it.
Innkeeper: You can't come in, then!
Joseph: Look, my wife is in labor, can't you just make an exception?
Innkeeper: No mask, no service!
Joseph: I'm sorry, but but my wife needs to go somewhere to have her baby!
Innkeeper: Fine, go to the stable then. Just stay 6 feet away from the animals!
Just an idea for a sequel! :)
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 come on here creativity!
@@1988vannah Thank you! I didn't think this would get so popular! :)
Ooh this will be so good!!!
I wants at least two more parts to their video. Yes was upset it just ended there I wanted the whole story man
Did you know their was not actually mentioning of a inn keeper in the Bible? But this would be so funny 😂 and I do want another part to it!
Mary: Im pregnant,
Also Mary: its Christmas eve
Should've been like, "What's Christmas?"
@@davidt01 exactly. Or “Is that what we’re calling our Son’s birthday? Why not Michaelmas? The angel’s name that spoke to me was called Michael.”
Gerald Bryant
That was Gabriel.
@@davidt01 no, its historically accurate bc pagans were celebrating christmas loooong before Jesus was born. Especially since Jesus was never even born on Dec. 25.
@@Eljay037 No, because it's called "CHRISTmas" (Christ mass)?. They celebrated pagan holidays before, but not Christmas.
Never mess with a pregnant woman when she starts snacking.
Lol My sister is seven months pregnant, she’s having a girl... she been craving chocolate chip cookies and tortilla chips! Lol
Yeet tha snack when ya mad!
*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!*
@@cesiajades you need some god in your life
The only mother ever right about saying their kid is perfect...Mary, mother of Jesus!
So true the rest of us just call our babies ' a diaper in a viper!
@@shaylasomerville4733 🤣
❤
Love this guy, he should have his own show
I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos.
I believe he will.
He was going to have one last year.
He has one, it’s called TH-cam...
It’ll have more views than cable.
@@StupiderWithAB shut up, stop advertising
I love the ending. “This kid isn’t going to be perfect”...”I think he is.”
“It’s Christmas Eve” I’m pretty sure Christmas didn’t exist yet 😆
She should’ve said the winter solstice for accuracy
I can't believe we're missing Christmas...
Eating the crumb off her belly😂😂😂
I cracked up too!
yes!!! 😄
YASSS!!! I was looking to see if anyone mentioned it and YOU did!😂😂😂
Been there done that!
Yessss! 😂😂😂
"He's not gonna be perfect"
"I think He is." Swoooooooooooooooooon! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
"Mmmm... I think he IS."
Best line, so glad you guys saved it for last. And the BEST part is where he says she's emotional and she gives an evil glare to the camera like she's about to cut him right now. Haha
“MARY”, is PERFECT❗️
So realistic.
She seemed so intense with the snacking ❗️😂
Great job you two❤️
I love how she calls him Joe 😂
The chemistry and comfort between you two... so great 😀
Love the "La Croix" foreshadowing. For those who don't know; French for "The Cross."
WHOA!! Awesome!!
I love "three intelligent males"
You're awesome, John. Keep up the good work!
why males? Isn't THAT sexist? Like why not intelligent females?
They are referring to 3 wise men in the story
@@annjoseph5429 he was being sarcastic
Plot twist: those 3 males wouldn't even be allowed in the country in 2020
@@recoveringsoul755because they’re all blondes. ;-) had to, my wife loves blonde jokes 😂
Can’t we just mail in the census? It’s supposedly safe 😂
😂🙌
Mail ins! 😬
🤣😂 the nightmare of USPS 🤐🤐
Dude Mary is such a mood for 2020
cant believe you didnt reply her "we are only engaged" line without hitting back with a "Am not the father" retort.
Yeah, "You're pregnant and we both know it's not mine, wanna talk about that?"
Followed by:
"Hey Mary, THREE guys just showed up with gifts for the baby - I think we need to talk"
@@grantm6514 😆 🤣
Actually at this point in St Joseph and Mary' life, they were married.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@@grantm6514 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ha ha! This kid is not going to be perfect. Hmm, “I think He is”. So great!!!
"Just tell them to Amazon prime it."
Double prime it to use RSA encryption
Picking the food off her belly and eating with a deadpan expression-I’m dead.
An angel *told me in a dream* to watch this comedy gold!
Thanks John, and thank the Lord you’re back and doing better; we missed you.
“You, me, the baby and this guy (Alpaca)” 😂
😂 😂 That’s Hilarious I hope that everyone watching this has a very merry Christmas God bless you in Jesus name! 🎄 🎁 🎄
You too!!!
@@tkmiller_author 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
You as well!
@@jolenethetoolwomantaylor5973 blessings!
I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.
Mary and Joseph will have d best IG posts ever
I love how she's eating the whole time. When I saw the post I thought... touchy subject but they played it better than the name suggests. Loved the ending.
I love the signature John talk-to-the-hand motion...."ok, I don't know what that means....you're emotional and with child and I'm gonna choose to ignore that" 🤣
I like how John pulled an Andy Griffith. He set her up for the jokes and he more or less played the straight man.
“This kid, he’s not gonna be perfect” 😂
The cleverness behind this is mindblowing!
My husband and I LOVE your comedy !! We all desperately need a laugh right now 😃
“This kid, is not gonna be perfect.”
“Hm... I think he is.”
I died 😂
A normal John Crist video: 10/10
A John crist video with her in it: 100/10
“People still use Twitter?”
OMG YESSS
I enjoy the stupidity. Almost as much as i enjoy the stupidity of my stupid comedy videos.
@@StupiderWithAB, mate. Stop it. Spamming videos will discourage people from wanting to watch your videos.
I'm more surprised that people still use facebook or Linked In. Lol.
His expressions just kills me, especially when he drops his head on the counter 😂😂😂 and she’s just eating like it’s another day and it’s so funny 😆!!!! A Golden Globe for this guy!
My older brother is going through the same thing with his wife and they are pregnant with their first kid, just so happens to be a boy lol
@@ChineduOpara *perfect indeed* 😅
Praise the Lord.
alternatively, Praise Allah.
LOL
Congrats!!!
This has to be one of John’s best videos. Definitely on my list of favorites 😂🤣😅
They have great chemistry.
Awesome! Loved how realistic it is for both centuries!
I think this is one of his best skits! 🤣🤣🤣
"Just tell them to Amazon prime it..." 😂😂😂 That's priceless!!
I love how she is getting down with the snacks the whole time!
Good job John on having Sarah act with you!
She's awesome!
“Wait... why do we have to go to the man’s hometown? Isn’t that a bit sexist?”
Honesty imagine if Mary actually said that
I feel stupider after watching this. But not as stupid as i feel after watching my videos.
@@NadiasCloud True. Both their lineages traced back to David.
I think they were both born in Bethlehem...
Yes they were but my point is the exchange
John always comes up with the best video ideas! 😂
He's the best comedian!
I checked out your channel Runky Tunkle Shorts. It's very cool!
"Your parents jdjfjfnrfnfkfkeebsb" 😂 we've all been there. Lol
The3 B4nker...That was my favorite part🤣🤣🤣!!!
MINE TOO!!!!🤣
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⭐️this was the best!!! Brilliant! I so wish this was an actual series... ❤️
One of your best
I think this is why Jesus actually came 2020 years ago😂😂
More like 6-3bc, but yes the sentiment is true.
@@suiko2fan2 Well, I was going to say 2000, but I hate it when people say that, so it was closer😂
He was definitely thinking ahead that one!😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
John makes the best Joseph! 😂😂
I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.
It’s hilarious
@@StupiderWithAB Will you stop replying to all these comments trying to promote your own videos?
You mean "Joe" hahaha
@@tristanfowler1334 I just keep reporting him.
I lost it at three intelligent guys wanting to bring gifts 🤣🤣🤣
I'm still stuck in the "it's Christmas eve" circular reference 🙃😆
It's funny how Mary ate like 4 different foods in one conversation.
Toooooo funny! There should be a part 2; hurry, please.
“Will we vaccinate it?” 😂😂
it?
The way she carelessly drops that last little piece of food!!!!!😂😂😂😂😭😭😭All of this is SO HAAAA-LARIOUS!!!😂😂😂😭😭😭❤❤❤
This was comedy gold! Well done, both of you.
I literally thought it was an ad lol. I accidentally clicked on it too, but it was funny especially the "people still use twitter?" part. Loved ittttt 💜
JOHN AND SARAH WIN CHRISTMAS!!!!!! LOL This was PERFECTION!!!! Bravo!!!! Can't wait for a New Years Vid. from you both!
Your best yet!!! I needed this today😉
How is it Christmas eve before jesus is even born...
Scheduled c-section 😌
That's the joke. Also anthropologically and according to the Jewish calendar Jesus was born sometime in April /May.
that's Emmanuel not Jesus. They were supposed to name him Emmanuel, not sure where all this jesus stuff came in. Were their twins?
I thought Christ was born in the fall, like September 11 maybe?
@@recoveringsoul755
Emmanuel = Jesus = God = Christ = The Father = I AM.
Get it?
@@Some_One_One but jesus didn't know everything like his father did. Didn't know who touched his hem in the crowd. God is too perfect to be on earth mingling with sinners. At least that's what they told me, but he knows everything and is everywhere at once
So maybe christ was a physical manifestation of God but mortal so God could understand better what being human is like
I love your wife she sang justify ' great song and she's so talented .. Glory to God
"I know, Joe" - as she picks a crumb from her belly and eats it!!!! Brilliant. :)
When she eats the crumb off her belly with the blank stare. 😂
Loved this so much.
That was great and WOW, SHE CAN REALLY ACT! great job you two. I'm sharing this with two.
😂🤣😂 I love her! Such a good actress. John, we need you during this time man!
I needed a good laugh! Nailed it.
Nailed it. Ha!!!!!!
Absolutely so hilarious, I have watched it so many times. Keep going John!
I need more of these, do the story where they left Jesus behind.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
The funniest and most natural couple in your videos! You two are percet together ❤
Best thing I have seen in a while. Very funny and yet, still reverent. Nice job. Luke 2:1-7
This was probably the best content in the channels history.
This is GOLD
You're getting better and better! Love these skits!
“it’s christmas eve”
me: didn’t Christmas not exist until Jesus is born?
John...you have no idea how great it is to see ya at it again...so missed this....I beg you hear this...do not give up...you have a calling to bring smiles and joy....and man this year we need it more then ever...keep it up...friend keep it up....blessings brother....
“Think of the likes” 👍🏼“He’s not going to to perfect” “I think He is” dead 😂😂😂
"I'm nine months pregnant and it's Christmas Eve" - perfect
Hahahahaha!!!! God's parents here, y'all. Merry Christmas and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS.
Merry Christmas and happy New Year.
Jesus Christ bless you!
Why is this the best thing I have seen on TH-cam today?
Let it not be forgotten that since Joseph's family was from Bethlehem, he had relatives there. Even if they were distant relatives, they saw each other every year. Wonder why no one would take them in...
I mean they may or may not have known about Mary being pregnant and Joseph not being the father and figured...
No way reputational risk
Or Joseph just tried to keep Mary hidden *put her away privily* as it said in scripture. Yay? Nay?
@@GlennRiccobono Could be. A scandal like an unwed pregnancy would be hard to conceal after a bit, so I don't doubt everyone knew. But true, he may have been hiding her away.
I believe Joseph was trying to keep their lives private- His family might have not believed that Mary was conceived by the Holy Spirit. Joseph was simply avoiding the family drama.
This is so hilarious 😂 I have been laughing for 12 hours. Thank you 🤣
She is giving me so much life, with her attitude and blog references.
Love this! Are yall really having a boy?
Y’all are the best!! Hysterical!
*this is too realistic*
Sarah Zanotti **MADE** this sketch 😍 awesome work girl 💁🏻♀️💁🏻♀️💁🏻♀️
They keep talking about Christmas like it's happened the year before 😂
Hilarious! Thank you for this.
Ahhh yes, the judgmental stares from the in-laws. Priceless.
Especially when the pregnant mother’s only 16😅
“Tell them Just Amazon Prime it, it’ll be fine”🇯🇲😂😂
Gender reveal: Better than a gender reveal that caused an entire fire with evacuations!! ~CA resident
I love this so much❤️❤️👏🏾👏🏾
Love it!
That was great love the clean humor