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That breakfast scene “Punk” made was pretty clever.
I cook the McGuffin
@@h-manandfriends9653 EPIC
@@h-manandfriends9653 you want your McGuffin with or without Egg?
@@jorgemigueltavares6041 The mcmuffin mcguffin with eggs. I'll have mine with bit of hot sauce please.
That was pretty good on her part and an awesome way to end that railroad...
'Punk' sounds like an absolute gem of a player and a lass I never want to get on the bad side of.
Hope she's done alright in life.
"Punk" reminds of Undyne for so many reasons. I mean, damn, what a role model.
Now she needs magic Spears and the power of anime and determination
*Spear of Justice plays*
@@jeremiah6463 don’t forget the power of friendship.
Well, their character is Undying.
I already like Punk at the start when I found out she called everyone who flirted with her a punk. She sounded awesome from the get go.
She really did.
Yeah she has cool aunt vibes
Hard to imagine attacking something as small as that DM's heart...
Who hurt you?
@@daviddobarganes9115 That DM did (probably)
The AC for a target that small though...
@@rayzerot And yet they hit is perfectly--must have rolled a nat 20
Punk deserves one hell of an applause for that nifty little revenge idea. I never would have thought of that! xD
Since you mentioned 1998 Wolrd Cup, i really started thinking this story happened in Brazil. That World Cup was unforgettable for us because we lost at the final game against France.
But since the country where this story takes place lost in the quarter-finals, i can only guess these events happened in Argentina, which is a country very similar to Brazil.
Some hobbies like Trading Card Games are very expensive in this part of Latin America due to custom taxes, import tariffs and so on.
Yes, i also think is in Argentina.
Holy hell if that's true that's some awesome deduction
I've always been into soccer and I remember than they said that Ronaldo 'choked' because Kluivert banged his gf.
@@lulospawn I agree, that is some pretty solid deductive work
My guess was actually Italy, because they said that they're country lost in the quarter finals. And since he was angry that france won, I figured Italy because they lost to France in the quarter finals.
I like how he took one swing and then nearly died form a heart attack.
Spell: Punk's Gentle Reminder.
Casting Time: One Reaction.
Imagine the description for the spell
This reminds me of a guy in my gaming store back home who got caught making, selling, and trading counterfeit magic cards. Got banned from the store, had his DCI number reported to WotC as a counterfeiter, and literally got told to leave a grand prix tournament because he didn't know we'd reported him to WotC. And a bunch of our friends got it all on video.
Hey All Things, can we have more fun and happy DND stories?
Please
They do everything so they’ll get to it when they want to
All he does now are drama stories you'd might find on Jerry Springer
You mean like this one? I hope so.
@@HomicidalTh0r A couple videos ago was a nice entertaining story that was almost completely just an ingame story. Well, two stories.
maybe it's time for a "how our great dm made us smile", or just not so much negativity.
Yes, please. I'm sick of the garbage the last two-ish years have been, please give us more happy ones!
they have a number of glory stories. I guess these just don't do numbers, negativity always gets more clicks.
@@GrimGoblinLives no it just gets reflex clicks, the ones that will get people to subscribe because they like the content are the glory stories
@@kingmasterlord Wow you clearly don't know people. Like at all.
@@SapphireDragon357 no I just don't associate with shit people. if you're average IQ or less your opinions just don't matter to me
"1998 World Cup was going on. This will be somewhat important later."
Morgan Freeman: "It would not be important later."
It was important as a time reference for when things went south in the campaign.
Also lets you know the most likely edition they were playing.
@@craigtucker1290 2nd?
@@lulospawn Most likely, but it could also have been 1st edition since it was also popular at the time.
It lets you know that their campaign went south because their DM kept losing bets on sporting events. He bribed the authorities to stay out of legal trouble over his counterfeit cards but he was still never seen again. Fucker's probably dead in a ditch because without his fake card hustle, he has no way to pay off the gambling debts.
"Where's the dragon eggs?"
"Right here" *pats stomach*
Sounds like noobs in ARK 😅
you aren't wrong but still that is one epic way to immediately screw over the DM's story
@@sliestwheel it really is, lol
If i was the dm i and i would want revenge would say the ancient dragon the eggs belonged to came by, roll initiative
@@klee5213 because you're a little more creative than that DM, the whole idea was this DM was rigidly locked in to the story he wanted to tell. :P
"They're in mah belly!"
“Dm is nasty and aTyrant.”
Me: Kay.
“Girl joins the party…”
Me: Kay so… oh-*remembers This is a horror story…*
Me: geee… I WonDeR what HAPPENS to her character????
*WINKSSOHARDTHEYGOBLIND*
How do you goblin? 😂
@@SupremeCommanderBaiser ‘Wink so hard they go blind’ is what they said.
@@SupremeCommanderBaiser you wink really hard
@@SupremeCommanderBaiser *Goblin Slayer*
Oof. -.-
Really glad he didn't die and hope he straightened up. But also, what a jerk!
People seem to be complaining alot about the stories here.
I don't mind stories where bad DMs/players get theirs, but I wouldn't mind some more happy stories either.
That's because this one doesn't do any campaign stories anymore... Like the adventures of astoshan, and the one with the black dragon... I'm tired of hearing about people's petty bullshit...I'd like to hear campaign stories not stories about real people's shortcomings....
@@Hysube Fair enough.
@@juliagoodwin9510 not that I don't enjoy the channel, but I'd like to see it get back to its roots... I use this channel as an escape...
@@Hysube Totally agree there.
@@Hysube yeah that's reasonable
I'd bet Lucas was also betting on the World Cup (and losing those bets), hence his foul temper at that time.
Honnestly, mate. I listen to your voice at least Once per Day, sometimes even 3-4 different videos from you per day.
I just love hearing your stories and listening to your voice.
Albeit DM's aren't to be considered Story Tellers, you yourself are most certainly a good Story Teller 😁
Punk is badass I hope op and his friend got to play with her again
Well that was An incredible story. I thought I was gonna go bad but it went really really well. Hoping to hear some other good stories later on
"A man who cheats at cards ain't got no religion."
That is a pretty bad IRL roll.
Guy "I punch the lady"
Life's DM "You roll a 1"
Guy "What does that mean."
Life's DM "Well basically you miss and then have a heart attack and fall on the floor like a total bitch"
Life likes to homebrew with crit fails tables.
ngl if a DM said a character had been violated in the night without a role or any mention of such things being allowed at one of my tables they are getting their teeth kicked in, that is just not cool on so many levels.
Yeah that's spectacularily creepy for a grown man. If he was a teen I'd judge it less harshly, but still.
I'm sorry, but you'd assault someone over this? Sounds like you have a lot in common with this DM.
@@lulospawnTeen would still be creepy and disgusting. I’m concerned about what he’d do to a real girl if she made him mad. He clearly sees no problem with r*pe. Awful and disgusting.
“Red like a teifling” ❤️a true nerd❤️
I hate when OPs don’t mention what country they’re from when they say they’re from a country where somethings not easy to find
punk sounds like just the kind of brodette you'd kill to have.
"If we didn't exercise too much free will-"
Stop. Full stop. Do not proceed to go. Do not collect $200. Stop making excuses for shitty DMs and awful human beings. Period.
Yeah you just shouldn't allow people to be like that.
With each story I'm more and more appreciative of the group I've been playing with for a few years now (and also the only group I've ever played with) I have extreme social anxiety and there's no way I would ever randomly join a group at a shop, not that there's anything wrong with that but the odds of meeting assholes are always pretty high.
That went off the rails FAST
Holy crap this is the story that keeps on giving. There were like 10 different twists at the end and each one would make M. Night gasp.
Oops, did I use dragon eggs to make these omelettes? $#!+, well the game is over now and so is your fake card production ring.
Anyone else see the amazing irony in how toxic this chat is getting over wanting more wholesome, non-toxic stories?
yeah, kinda sad, i hope this isnt too offputting for the channel creators :(
I was waiting for a comment as enlightened as this
Thank you! Nice to see I'm not the only one sick of all the complaints...
Some people see irony everywhere.
@@SaltpeterTaffy But Alanis Morissette sees the most.
MTG cards had a certain smell, that was one way they were considered legit I was told.
Sounds like the pagen rule of 3 stricks again.
What ever you do comes back to you 3 fold
I was playing in a 5e game online steadily for nearly 18 months, when the DM disappeared suddenly. No word from him was heard… until another party member who knew his IRL name & location did a little digging. He was in jail for burglarizing several FLGS & then setting fire 🔥 to them to cover up his deeds. I still miss playing my elf arcane trickster.
Did this Punk just flipped the bird on this DM's campaing? Awasome!!!!!
Light from DeathNote around the corner laughing sinisterly*
I will never understand how someone can think sexually assaulting someone's character (ESPECIALLY without any chance at all to fight that) is ever okay
It's horrifying. I think if I were expected to role play that, I would stop playing at that moment and quit the group. That is never ok.
@@squidbot8877That is not horrifying. Actual assault is horrifying. A board game does not come close to it.
I’d like to imagine punk still has that card today
france' keeper that year was a beast
this channel feels more like all things terrible dnd over then anything else recently its not bad content but it feels like it's could discourage dnd people from trys it. i love the content but it doesnt seem to be covering all things like the channel says that might be do to lack of submissions but i think it could adressed just a comment.
Bad news sell more than good news.
He probably should consider changing the channel name to something like "dnd stories", but the issue really isn't due to a lack of submissions as to why more stories are drama stories than "everything was fine" stories. No, that is because sadly good groups with good DMs are really hard to come by.
Couldn't agree more. Don't really like the channel anymore. Just negativity, the worst dnd has to offer. I love dnd and it is one of the best parts of my life. If a new player watches this they will run away screaming
@@hexxidelux6224 Idk where you're from but here I've almost never had someone who I didn't want to share a table with. It's not that bad
The ratio of wholesome to horror hasn't actually changed any, so I seriously have no idea what you're talking about.
Even if he was a crappy person, I'm glad he didn't die from the heart attack.
Well that would've been a different story altogether.
"Shitty DM dies in front of me" is a weird title.
0.o Those poor dragons!
the power of karma people
Heyheyhey. Love the artwork in your vids.
Hope you don't mind but the art today is good inspiration for an NPC tied to a character - a buff, hard-working redhead barkeep/owner who happens to be the wife of my adventurer. I figure maybe he's demisexual, which means he has to have an emotional connection to be really attracted to someone, so he'd have a long and thus far happy relationship with his wife and there's as much trust as there is love. She knows he's not going to be sleeping around, so he's got all the support from her to go adventuring (as long as he brings back a share of the loot to help with the tavern, lol).
I dunno, it's a very rough idea. But like I said, the art sort of inspired it. Maybe the NPC wife is a monk or something.
Mortal Kombat: FATALITY! Guilty Gear: DESTROYED! This story! R*PED BY KARMA!
Hi All Things D&D. Was hoping we could navigate to more epic stories like the good ol days, and have more modest amounts of player drama. That way everyone will be happy ^.^
I have traded for some expensive cards in the past only to find out much later they were fake:( it’s lame.
Certain people cannot handle games that don’t go their way, we call them whiners and poor sports. The trick is discovering them early on and removing them from your play group at once.
Yo idk how I didn't see that breakfast scene coming. That was great.
Welp. Guess I can add Punk as a npc in one of my campaigns now. Gonna figure out how, buy it’ll be fun to do as such
Let's see how this turns out
When the Narrator gives three issues that a DM can have and then says, this DM has all three...
Me: Oh God...
Juzám Djinn
Magic: The Gathering card:
Card Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, Juzám Djinn deals 1 damage to you.
Flavor Text: "Expect my visit when the darkness comes. The night I think is best for hiding all."
Price $2000-$5000
Jesus that's what it costs today?
When I played back in the 90s the most expensive card was a 1st Ed. Black Lotus at about 4k.
Well that happened, atleast DM Lucas got what was coming to him, but he should have been fined for selling forgeries.
It did say he had to pay some bribes to keep the police from investigating...so in a way he was fined :P
The bad dm story's are cool but I just want more awesome dnd story's lol
Where’s all the great stories about awesome player moments, now it’s just “my dm bad” or “my players a neck beard”
Good to see so many "long time fans of this channel" I've literally never seen before complain about this channel has "changed for the worse" while it's literally putting out the same ratio of wholesome to horror that it's always had. Smells like a brigade to me.
How the hell is this a brigade?
@addison_v_ertisement1678 It happened 3 years ago. A large amount of out of the blue posts from new subscribers all saying the same thing, all claiming to be old subscribers... Yeah, that's a brigade.
@@MogofWar How did you know they were new subscribers? Also, why would they brigade?
@addison_v_ertisement1678 Why do trolls troll is immaterial to the fact that they are trolling. Why would you even want to gaslight random people on the internet? Hell if I know, but here you are, trying to gaslight random people on the internet.
@MogofWar All I did was ask for proof and basic logic, and you accuse me of gaslighting? Do you even know what gaslighting is?
I miss All Thinfs D&D that talked about D&D and not what happens with D&D in the background…
Me to.
@@Cragified I did not touch you. Please do not sue me
@@SupremeCommanderBaiser kind of a non sequitur there?
Yeah one of the things that got me when i played pokemon tcg was seeing most kids used card sleeves.
And then finding out one of the kids i dueled had mostly printed cards when i inspected them lol...
TCG are generally too expensive outside US, specially in countries with inflation.
What happened to the wholesome and epic adventures that would be posted here? Everything is so crazy and negative now :(
I find that odd too.
Right? I want to hear fun D&D stories, not the drama between the people playing them.
Same, but negative stories get more drive/traffic
I think it is because nobody has any interesting/nice stories to tell
I think its due to big stories drying up. I think this could be circumvented by uploading happy stories to the site so maybe get some traffic in but im not entirely sure that would work
She sounds familiar. I think there's a fictional character with a similar personality.
> Takes no shit from anyone and tries to right wrongs
> Calls people "punk" regularly
> Is disabled in some way but it doesn't slow her down in combat
Oh yeah, it's Undyne.
Heres some advice to people, bend your cards length wise edge to edge. They should easily fixed if they are real, if you are absolutely sure its a fake tear it in half, if there is no blue line in the middle its 1000% fake. Magic cards have a blue sheet in the middle of them
i loved this story!
this is what you call a high karma revenge lmao.
I don't think it was karma tbh. The way he was described, the DM sounded like a cheeto crunching factory with a short fuse. That heart-attack sounds more self-inflicted that an act of poetic justice.
@@lulospawn ...that's kinda how karma works. What goes around comes around, his own actions led to that consequence. That's the definition of karma.
After the last story this is a price of cake
do you mean piece?
Well, that escalated quickly.
7:42 Well, even if it was a fake it's *still* a character printed on cardboard because that's what all cards are unless they are made of plastic.
Are you a lawyer by chance?
@@lulospawn no, why?
@@benkayvfalsifier3817 because it take chutzpah to make a statement like that... or a law degree...
@@lulospawn You could view it that way if you look at the social implications of making such a statement within a group of card game players. I was looking at it from a logical and realistic point of view. The game card is *literally* composed of fibrous dead plant material that has been glued together to create a hand sized medium to hold various colors of ink that compose an image and words that represent an idea.
@@benkayvfalsifier3817 I think that's a rather timid logic. The printed piece of cardboard that make a MtG card is not the same as a printed piece of cardboard that's not an MtG card.
Imagine how far you'd get if you prepare to do an autopsy on a human corpse and your first comment is: "Yup. That's a mammal".
If someone snatched money from your hand you wouldn't go to the police to report that some has taken pieces of paper with ink on them.
There's a reason language is contextual. When Punk referred to a printed piece of cardboard she clearly implied that it could be any piece of uncharacteristic cardboard that it's not an MtG card.
Awesome!
Unless it was something the player explicitly requested as a development point in their character, or backstory, I think it's pretty much a safe bet right out of the gate that if a DM ever has a players character 'violated' at any point, that they're probably a massive piece of shit and don't deserve the kindness of human contact.
Note 1: If your DM violates your character in the game, don't hold back on the table. Just "dew it"!
Yeah, you go back to last year and the stories were actually *good*. About the adventures. My faves were Astoshan and Onyxia. More of that please, less of... whatever it is that's been going on the last few weeks.
All hail Queen Punk!! Avatar of Table Top Justice!!!
Perfect.
Yo, punk is a fucking legend!
no kidding
I'd say Lucas should've had to pay damages *and* go to prison to be honest.
I agree with a lot of the people here that you should focus more about the positive stories. Because all the negative can unintentionally cause viewers to become rather wary (if not completely put off) of DND.
The world is shit enough as it is with so much bad stories going around, and we need good stories to remind us why we’re all here watching the channel in the first place.
Why are these recents vids all about terrible dms wheres the character story ones again
Yeah I just unsubbed. The channel has been on a bend lately about bad players and DMs and how horrible the TTRPG experience can be for a while.
Like i know narrator been picking up comercial advertising like i swear i heard him narrating a men hair loss commercial but come on dont neglect the stories
@@BibblytheB have you tried the video a couple of uploads ago about the characters getting involved in legal shenanigans? While I agree the trend is getting stale, it's not fair to say ALL the recent videos are like that, either.
All hail Punk!
She's a hero
Hey, everyone complaining about “ThERe’S NoT ENougH haPPy StoRIes!” If you all stopped complaining for five seconds, went out, and found just ONE “happy” story each, you could submit it to AllThingsD&D and they would be more than happy to narrate it! Contribute or shut up, you bunch of do nothing whiners.
Oh, yeah, because it's our responsibility to scour the internet for happy stories. If we did that, we wouldn't be subscribed to this channel.
@@addison_v_ertisement1678 I love how you thought that this was some clever come back, but really you’re just telling on yourself.
@@H240909 how the hell am I telling on myself?
@@addison_v_ertisement1678 You aren't telling on yourself. This guy is just a prick.
That sounds like something out of a Netflix special…wow
Second lesson of this story. CARDIO
yup lol
Cardiopathy
Where's all the epic stuff where people have fun instead be terrible to each irl.?
Being an awful DM is bad enough, but selling fake Magic cards is an unforgiveable sin!
A lot of people are complaining about the stories being covered here. I'd like to remind folks that the reason for that is because good groups with good DMs are RARE. Try being a DnD drifter and you'll see what I mean. Irl groups will leave you limited to who you can find, and online groups, while far more numerous, a majority of them still suffer from something going wrong. The channel probably should look into a name change, however. These are all DnD stories, and it would be admittedly harder to make content about mechanics or DnD jokes, merch, updates, etc. The videos would be shorter, and the channel would probably become 1/4 about advertising. Nobody wants that. You might think that you do, but you don't. Trust me. Not to mention, there are other channels out there that already cover mechanics of the game or reviews of expansion packs and etc. This is a story channel. The name should probably be changed to reflect that.
Ooooh that happens here in Brasil! Kkkkkkk
Dude, HELL yeah. Punk's a bad bitch.
Lucas is the most toxic dm I have ever seen
Honestly if you spent time making fakes you could've gotten an application done in less time than that
ikr? Some people will work harder that they would legally, just to avoid doing honest work, though
Wow!
Any updates on the how to train your dragon series?
do you mean the story about the rancher that raised the black dragon Onyxia as his daughter?
@@willparry530 yes
@@wesss9353 that story reached its conclusion already in the third video, I doubt there will be any more on that score.
@@willparry530 was just wondering if there was any more after the 3rd part
@@wesss9353 Nope, third part is the last part, considering that would be the last time he saw her (which I think he specifically mentioned in that video)
this is "allthingsdnd", not happythingsdnd, not every story has to be happy, and usualy the most memorable experiences to people are the negative ones, meaning more negative stories will exist compared to nice stories, please stop harrassing someone for making free content that is still very enjoyable to watch
While I agree with your sentiment, it gets a little stale when it's nearly all the content. I don't mind the horror stories, but he could do with sprinkling a FEW more lighthearted stories in like he did a couple videos ago, a little more often than he does.
Yes, allthingsdnd, also not allstressdnd, balance is great, and balanced has long been tipped to stressful stories and that got stale already. How is pointing that out "harassing"?
@@ummelofilo9642 alot of people seem to be doing more than just pointing it out
"Not all things have to be happy."
This is such a disingenuous strawman that I doubt your a good person. If you really need to lie about what people are saying in order for you to have a good argument, then you're definitely wrong.
@@addison_v_ertisement1678 bro this was 3 years ago i dont even remember what was happening, make a judgement call on me if you like tho 👍
I really want to see more interesting stories rather than railing on DMs
Wow. Just wow. This is by far one of my favorite stories now!
Actually enjoyed that story, not much d&d but always good that justice is served in or out of game
Always do background checks on DMs before joining a session.
Anyone want to calculate odds that Lucas is Jeremy Hambley?
As someone who has never played Magic or any other collectible card game for that matter, I just have to ask: how exactly can you tell a fake card from a real one? Aren't even the real ones nothing but pieces of cardboard with stuff printed on them?
There are a number of ways. Often fakes have colours that look wrong, or a different printing style, or too glossy (or matte) a finish. Most magic cards from the same set have a similar feel when bent, so a fake may seem too flimsy or too stiff. Other methods involve shining a powerful flashlight through the card. A real card will let a certain amount of light shine through. It tends to be stuff that people who have handled a lot of magic cards will know and notice, but new players probably won't catch. So people like the guy in the story will often target new players, especially if their fakes aren't very good.
I guess not too differently from telling legit money apart from fake.
These companies make a sh*t load of money with the cards so I'm sure they employ some crafty stuff to stay ahead from counterfeiters.
@@lulospawn most likely yeah
That was satisfying karma
Well I guess it is time. I'm unsubscribing. I originally joined for amazingly narrated tales like the Grey Necromancer, Crazy plans that worked, Heroic sacrifices etc. But so much that is posted now is focused on "Bad DMs and Horrible Players" which is dark and why do I want to hear how badly a campaign went? I want to hear of amazing campaigns and the wonder of the game. Anyway farewell.
You know you can just hit unsubscribe without making a big dramatic post, right?
@@JameSeraphim I also can say why I unsubscribed and you can just not read it, right?
@@JameSeraphim If they didn't say why, though, that's one less chance for the channel owner to see it and think that hey, maybe they could try to spice the content up a little more than they're doing right now, if they want to keep more people from leaving.