This happened to a friend of mine. He overdosed and no one knew for about 2 weeks, he had two medium sized dogs that just absolutely went to town on his body. One of the most terrible things ive ever seen.
My friends, father owned the town mortuary, and he was the coroner he asked me if I could help him one summer. I didn’t have a problem seeing dead people or bloated people, or people that wrap their head in a towel, then shot themselves to not make a mess. I seem to have a easy time handling it but one day we walked into a house, and there was blood everywhere. I looked down and noticed tiny foot prints only a couple inches long, I could tell a toddler had been walking around the house after his parents were murdered. I immediately noped out of there and that was my last day. Those tiny foot prints still haunt me.
@@GiveMeaFuckingBreakDude this was in Georgia around 2007 I hope the child recovered from that horrible scene but it WAS HORRIBLE 😔 and I hope it wasn’t you 🙏 Just standing in the main doorway to the house/living room 😳 the blood told a story that poor child was in there for hours with his parents bodies
A family friends mother was shot in the head by the boyfriend when the friend was young, maybe 3-4, he looked at her and said "don't worry I'm not going to hurt you" and. Shot himself. He killed 4 people including himself in that house. She most definitely never recovered. Very sad, and one of the reasons cruel and unusual punishment should be allowed, some people are just cruel and unusual themselves.
Well they probably are creepy. I mean, who chooses that line of work 😂 respect to the guy though, but u have to be a little messed up to deal with that stuff
Where I grew up in the Middle East, a Saudi man was convicted of killing and butchering a yemeni man. It was discovered he'd cannibalized him when he became ill and had his stomach pumped. They found human flesh. How they could tell it was human, as opposed to any other, I don't know!
Labs are the garbage trucks of the dog world - they eat anything, and i mean anything. In the clinic we'd have 2-3 Labs per week needing surgery because they ate rocks or something silly. They wouldn't be too far behind the cats lol
Happened to a lady in my neighborhood in Panama City Beach, FL. Little old lady, 17 cats, no family; nobody knew she had died until the stench spread to other houses. Turned out she never took out her garbage, probably wasn't able to, and lived in mounds of trash with all those cats. Sad and horrifying at the same time. Help your neighbors, people.
Labs most definitely will eat you. Had some clients who just this past week the wife died and the disabled husband didnt call the cops for 5 days. They ate her face and tore a foot off. Absolutely terrifying
@ Yeah it was insane. The guy wasn’t all there to begin with, but still a crazy situation. And Im originally from Cleveland TN. Moved to Florida when I was 9 but whole family is still up there. What about you?
As a retired SMI case manager, it was tough to see pets put down after their owner had an unattended death, Most of the pets never bother the corpse but they get killed anyway.
Not true. Dogs eat owners sooner and more often even though cats starve faster because of their metabolism. It's often because dogs are more anxious. Both start eating from face because they were just trying to revive their owner by licking and nipping. Then the instincts kick in and they start eating before they realise. Yet they are still protective of the body when someone is trying to take it away. So, it's just sad all around. I cannot imagine the confusion and greef. And not even living a skull... it was german shephards. Cats could not inflict such damage even if they tried.
Sorry about your mom, thanks for the story it's good to know my cat might not eat me if I die but sometimes he gives me these looks or he gets real close to my face almost like he wants to eat me..
@DeltaPKA It's 50/50 She had a very special bond with her cats. I'm sure there are horror stories of cats eating their owners. I have heard of a guy that had pet lizards and got his face eaten off by them when he died after an infection from a bite from one.
@@fbidenflagguy that's like a bite from a Komodo Dragon, I don't like lizards they give e coli I think, or that might be turtles. Might be best to get some birds, I don't want bird shxt everywhere though.
A few weeks back I had blood clots in my lungs and so I called a taxi to take me to the hospital (I didn’t want to call an ambulance as I didn’t want my nosey neighbors knowing something was wrong) and when I sat waiting on my drive a random black cat started showing me attention. I thought this cat was like a guardian angel or something but I guess the little f*cker was just hoping I’d curl up on die there and then 😂
hope you recovered well, i had that also many years ago and it was not fun. i have a doggo and two cats i'm sure they would eat on me if i passed here, without no doubt, nature, oh well. dust to dust.
Damn! I’ve heard of a a black cat crossing your path which brings bad luck, but a black cat crossing your path during a medial emergency? That’s some serious juju my friend. Cat must’ve smelled ☠️ in the air. Thank goodness for modern medicine, and taxi cabs!
The scary stories are the ones about people on drugs passing out and the dogs starting to of course chew their face. They can't really move and get the dog off because they're so groggy. So yeah, don't do drugs and don't pass out for too long...and definitely don't pass out with an open wound..because once they start licking..well they're gonna try biting.
I fell down my stairs once and lay at the bottom for a couple of minutes before I could move. My dogs came running and started licking my face excitedly. I thought they were worried about me. Now, it all makes sense. 😋
They were worried. Dogs start eating exactly because of it. But after they try to revive you. So I would not worry unless those are pitbulls. Those can be unpredictable, and their drive is something else.
Our cat’s a picky eater, buy the cheaper brand and it’ll prefer to not eat at all and make a big noise about being deprived, and now I discover the little shit will eat my head within a couple of hours of my death 🤦♀️ And what if I’m just comatose for a bit with a slow pulse… I’m rethinking pet ownership.
😊My ex left me and kept all the cats. Made me feel a little better knowing they would all make a buffet out of me. They just want pets and belly rubs they could care less. Im getting a golden retriever tomorrow 😂😂😂
I worked mortuary transport. I saw first hand what a German shepherd will do to a their owner. It's crazy! Looked like the Movie Ghost rider with Nick Cage.
I've had cats my entire life. I'm convinced they do not like us. And in any way that you think they like you it's because they're so food oriented you feed them. You are believing imagination.
I responded to a call this guys 2 hunting Shepard started eating his mother almost as soon as she died. He stepped out of the room to call the funeral home and they went to town on her.
TC 0:31 Theo Von --- If you die under such conditions and love your pets, you would want them to get after that meat suit you got evicted out of. They know you left. Use some Afterlife influence to help them bust out of the house somehow maybe.
@@Cracker_Barrel_Kidd_55 What real life experience? Your pet told you he was heartbroken? They are so heartbroken that they will eat you in short order.
Worked with a paramedic who made a call in August Memphis Tennessee. When they rolled up on a house full of flies with a male who had been dead for a week. His dog was ok
I remember in 9th grade my art teacher had a student that passed away, and she told me that I guess she threw up before she died, and her cat within couple hrs ate her lips
I still can't decide if I want to watch this episode. I was going to put it on during my lunch break but decided that was a terrible idea. But my morbid curiosity is getting the better of me.
hmmm... don't cut your eyes at me like that! 😾 If you keel over, I know it's no more Tender Vittles for me. With or without you, a kat's got to do what a kat's got to do. Remember, you always liked that mysterious aloof side of me, right? 🐈⬛️
He's almost certainly embellishing the story. I'm also doubtful a house cat has strong enough jaws to break down a human skull. But even if they could, that would be one of the final parts they'd eat. All the soft tissue would go first, then it would be the bones that are easier to handle for an animal of that size, such as finger bones.
Had a bud, Ret. Marine that went LAPD. With all their other issues, this one sunk his battleship...On a call for a welfare check (old man, not seen in wk's), gained entry to his house and FOUND :( His body in his bark-a-lounger (spoilage), Mr/Mrs Barksalot left inside. Found dogs behind couch nibbling on "dogfood replacement"...You guessed it...His head!. They already ate his "Fingerfood" (prints and all) slathered with a little "Toe-Jam". Resignation that week. He said he's seen too much in the past 27yrs, no mass!
I worked as a funeral intern in St. Landry Parish near him. I got a 4am call to go to Mamou for an unattended death call. Thank god it had been cold. The decedent had gotten discharged out of the hospital 2 weeks prior. I’m guessing he was dead for most of that time. The house was covered in rat/mouse feces and I’m guessing thats what nibbled on his hands and feet.
Unless you were already working a night shift you'd think they could have waited to call you! Dead for two weeks they can wait until 9am to be peeled off the floor!
This is the best. Death is so crazy. I have a job as a hospice nurse and see death DAILY. If you aren't dying, you can't be my patient. I LOVE IT! The worst case scenario is my weekly job description.
My cat built different, was in a locked home with a dead body for 3 days with no other food source and didn’t even go for a taste.👍 And this is a cat that will eat literally anything
I had a cat save my life when I started having grand mal seizures. I woke up, and he was laying against me and then licking my face when I turned onto my back. I taught him 911 on a large landline phone as a joke and came semi concious with the 911 operator on the line and the cat batting the receiver to me as I was grand mal seizing and the paramedics came. He guiding them to me.
Theo 🤣 this lady adopted a panther once, not knowing it was a panther, and it filled someone at a surprise party… I can’t… The funniest thing about Theo’s show, is when he tells an outrageous story like this, his guests’ reactions… or lack there of.. stupid funny..
“We had a woman who had a panther in her house and didn’t even know it and it ate somebody” “A panther, a real panther?” “Yeah. And it ate somebody at uhh… at uhh surprise party” 😂😂😂😂
Cats dont wait i believe when i had my cat that he was about to eat me. I woke up to him on my chest licking my face then when i opened my eyes he sat on my chest and went to sleep I believe he was waiting
He's spewing lies. He's saying the opposite of what's true. Most recorded cases of pet eating their owners is of dogs and dogs don't wait, they will eat even if food is available and within 24 hours. Don't take my word for it, just simple google will do.
what if you didnt die but passed out and were out for, say, 3 hours? will you wake up with half your face gone? when you sleep, you can fight back the initial approach on them checking up on you, when you are passed out, you cant. so they will continue and rip your face and eat it?!? isnt that a liability
I don't care if my baby man starts to take bites out of me after I'm dead. I love him and if it gives him more time until my body's found and he's rescued, I'm all for it.
I’ve heard this in the past about cats and dogs, I believe most of what he said; but I’m not buying that a house cat would consume an entire human skull.
Yeah I don't think they even have the jaw strength to crush the bones in the skull, I could see them eat the flesh and cartilage, maybe small bones but not the entire skull..
He's actually saying that they're eating you as you're decomposing, and when your body's rotted enough, they'll roll your skull over to eat your brain tissue, because it's made of mostly cholesterol.
talk about the panther lady please. she didnt know and she thought it was a rescue? like did she jus see it now n then and think someone else had a rescue one or did she just not know it was in her house at all???
All of a sudden that scene in Batman Returns where Selina Kyle gets pushed out that window and all the alley cats just...started eating her makes sense... also, dude said he's amazed at how fast a cat can eat you like cats don't act like they want attention from you JUST so you feed them.
Cats like to do practice or test bites when you sleep, they find it odd that humans can fall asleep so quickly and almost comatose like so they nibble you to make sure your not dead, sometimes my cat will just sit near my face watching me until I get up in the morning, I think I know where he starts if I die😂
The reason cats will eat you is because that's their way of burying the body. I had a stray cat that ate her kitten when it died and one when it was sick while she had a full bowl of food. When cats go to the bathroom they also cover it up, unlike dogs. Cats are just more caring and can get stressed out easily when something or someone they love dies. My neighbor also had a cat whose kitten died, so she brought the kitten to the front door making crying noises and when the neighbor buried the kitten she stood there watching and walked away when the kitten was covered up.
All the info I'm finding is saying the opposite. I don't like cats but my girlfriend has one. I don't think my dogs would try to eat me. Maybe parts, like the face. But I've been looking into this and everyone has different opinions but most seem to say it's dogs that eat you more than cats
It sounds like you're dealing with someone that is trying to play poker with a deck of UNO cards. You know you've hit the bigtime when....... Stay safe Theo!
Theo’s twang is strong when he gets around another southerner.
Enjoy it
That's a real thing. When you're around people with your original accent no matter how long you've been gone it seems to come back.
@@richardblackstone5226 fa sho fo sho
This is like watching Theo talk to an alternate version of himself from the multiverse.
You just don't southern often
stolen from me
@@dylangregg8370 shut the hell up bruh
@DylanGregg1870, Sorry Buddy! 😯 Someguys can never catch a break! How about an ass shake!
@@dylangregg8370 stolen from me
“It killed someone at a surprise party.”
“Imagine that”
Wow imagine that **shrugs**
The picture of Kat Von D took me OUT 💀
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Lol I was like 😮
Me too lol
Bruh me too, was bout to comment this till I seen yours 💀😂
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I don’t know why but animalia really got me right off the bat. He’s always personalizing the English language for his life, and he has my support
My cat just walked by and looked right in to my eyes as I was watching this….
This comment should have wayyyyyy more likes 😂
😂😂😂
Get a cat door
Let’s talk about human eating human with nothing to eat, like the airplane crash in the snow
He was sizing you up thinking what would be better salt and pepper or straight butter & garlic salt!! Then walks away! Lol
This happened to a friend of mine. He overdosed and no one knew for about 2 weeks, he had two medium sized dogs that just absolutely went to town on his body. One of the most terrible things ive ever seen.
I wonder if they only do it out of starving desperation because their owner isn’t giving them food.
did they eat him?
@@andorassebastianbarabas659 they sure did. They started at his feet and worked their way up.
wawww very crazy and scary @@mikemarshall2744
@@mikemarshall2744woah
I had a heart attack two years ago. As I was dropping I looked at my cats and said don’t you mofo’s eat me…..
🌴🐈🐈🐈🌴🏴☠️
😂
Did they comply?
@@vatoloco5815they only left his hands to type this message, sadly. RIP 🕊️
dang did you survive?
😄
My friends, father owned the town mortuary, and he was the coroner he asked me if I could help him one summer. I didn’t have a problem seeing dead people or bloated people, or people that wrap their head in a towel, then shot themselves to not make a mess. I seem to have a easy time handling it but one day we walked into a house, and there was blood everywhere. I looked down and noticed tiny foot prints only a couple inches long, I could tell a toddler had been walking around the house after his parents were murdered. I immediately noped out of there and that was my last day. Those tiny foot prints still haunt me.
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((
That was me dude .
@@GiveMeaFuckingBreakDude this was in Georgia around 2007
I hope the child recovered from that horrible scene but it WAS HORRIBLE 😔 and I hope it wasn’t you 🙏
Just standing in the main doorway to the house/living room 😳 the blood told a story that poor child was in there for hours with his parents bodies
A family friends mother was shot in the head by the boyfriend when the friend was young, maybe 3-4, he looked at her and said "don't worry I'm not going to hurt you" and. Shot himself. He killed 4 people including himself in that house. She most definitely never recovered. Very sad, and one of the reasons cruel and unusual punishment should be allowed, some people are just cruel and unusual themselves.
That wasn't a toddler, that was Chucky.
You can tell Theo is really enjoying this interview lol - he loves the macabre
If you were stranded on an iland and your dog died, you may eat it too. It's the same thing for them.
No way
I don’t think I would
@@Pineapplesthattalk lol
Thats a good point I was rethinking pet ownership altogether but that puts it into perspective, those fuckin cats though dont give a shit.
@@KAT-dg6el I don’t believe you
I've always thought people like this were creepy, because of how they were portrayed in television and movies, but he's awesome.
Well they probably are creepy. I mean, who chooses that line of work 😂 respect to the guy though, but u have to be a little messed up to deal with that stuff
@@frjcde9392someone has to do it and he owns a farm big money lol ur either rich or spoiled asf
@@frjcde9392 people who arent weak bitches like you probably lmao, not everyone sees death as something creepy. Its life.
hour or two? bullshit
Decent money. Someone gotta do it@@frjcde9392
It's funny how Theo is shocked by that, when he's the same dude who said he'd eat a Vietnamese person if he had to lmao
VIET nuh meeze
Where I grew up in the Middle East, a Saudi man was convicted of killing and butchering a yemeni man. It was discovered he'd cannibalized him when he became ill and had his stomach pumped. They found human flesh. How they could tell it was human, as opposed to any other, I don't know!
This is why Labrador sales just shot up in price.
Labs are the garbage trucks of the dog world - they eat anything, and i mean anything.
In the clinic we'd have 2-3 Labs per week needing surgery because they ate rocks or something silly.
They wouldn't be too far behind the cats lol
@@joel7227 nah ... actually they will wait for a few weeks before eating the owner .
Imo they are so expensive because they are the best family dog
Happened to a lady in my neighborhood in Panama City Beach, FL. Little old lady, 17 cats, no family; nobody knew she had died until the stench spread to other houses. Turned out she never took out her garbage, probably wasn't able to, and lived in mounds of trash with all those cats. Sad and horrifying at the same time.
Help your neighbors, people.
Labs most definitely will eat you. Had some clients who just this past week the wife died and the disabled husband didnt call the cops for 5 days. They ate her face and tore a foot off. Absolutely terrifying
Who tf doesn't call the cops for 5 days!? That's crazy... If you're from Tennessee, which part? I'm also from TN
@ Yeah it was insane. The guy wasn’t all there to begin with, but still a crazy situation.
And Im originally from Cleveland TN. Moved to Florida when I was 9 but whole family is still up there. What about you?
As a retired SMI case manager, it was tough to see pets put down after their owner had an unattended death, Most of the pets never bother the corpse but they get killed anyway.
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard, they can't go to a shelter? What the fuck?
😢 they get put down even if they don't eat the corpse? 💔
that is sad
Cat 1 hour after you die: "I had a big breakfast but shoot I could eat."
"Eyelids? Don't mind if I do!"
Made me laugh out loud🙌🏽
😂😂😂
"Sure I had a breakfast, but what about second breakfast?!"
KAT VON D IMAGE IS GOLD THANK YOU NICK!! LOL
"Animalia Death"? 😂
This whole conversation is both hilarious and terrifying at the same time. 🤣😵
OK the story of the old woman unknowingly having a panther that killed someone at a surprise party is officially my favorite Theo story.
On God Theo be lying like a Mf’er
was definitely 1of those theo stories
Not true. Dogs eat owners sooner and more often even though cats starve faster because of their metabolism. It's often because dogs are more anxious. Both start eating from face because they were just trying to revive their owner by licking and nipping. Then the instincts kick in and they start eating before they realise. Yet they are still protective of the body when someone is trying to take it away. So, it's just sad all around. I cannot imagine the confusion and greef.
And not even living a skull... it was german shephards. Cats could not inflict such damage even if they tried.
that kat von d pic had me rolling, but also side eyeing my cat
My mom was dead in her house for 3 days. Her 4 starving cats didn't try to consume her. One of the cats did eat it's own leg though.
damn that's wild.was it obvious that it ate its own leg or could of it been the other 3 cats chompin at him?
@jt229 I believe her cat chewed its own leg off out of hunger, or it was trapped and chewed it off.
Sorry about your mom, thanks for the story it's good to know my cat might not eat me if I die but sometimes he gives me these looks or he gets real close to my face almost like he wants to eat me..
@DeltaPKA It's 50/50 She had a very special bond with her cats. I'm sure there are horror stories of cats eating their owners. I have heard of a guy that had pet lizards and got his face eaten off by them when he died after an infection from a bite from one.
@@fbidenflagguy that's like a bite from a Komodo Dragon, I don't like lizards they give e coli I think, or that might be turtles. Might be best to get some birds, I don't want bird shxt everywhere though.
LMAO that Kat von d got me 😂
A few weeks back I had blood clots in my lungs and so I called a taxi to take me to the hospital (I didn’t want to call an ambulance as I didn’t want my nosey neighbors knowing something was wrong) and when I sat waiting on my drive a random black cat started showing me attention. I thought this cat was like a guardian angel or something but I guess the little f*cker was just hoping I’d curl up on die there and then 😂
Hehehe!
hope you recovered well, i had that also many years ago and it was not fun. i have a doggo and two cats i'm sure they would eat on me if i passed here, without no doubt, nature, oh well. dust to dust.
I'm glad you are better. They absolutely suck if you get one in your lungs. And if it breaks off and goes to your brain... good night!
Damn! I’ve heard of a a black cat crossing your path which brings bad luck, but a black cat crossing your path during a medial emergency?
That’s some serious juju my friend. Cat must’ve smelled ☠️ in the air. Thank goodness for modern medicine, and taxi cabs!
I think this guy exaggerated on how often this happens.....
He's talking out of his behind
from the little research i did, i think you're correct
The scary stories are the ones about people on drugs passing out and the dogs starting to of course chew their face. They can't really move and get the dog off because they're so groggy. So yeah, don't do drugs and don't pass out for too long...and definitely don't pass out with an open wound..because once they start licking..well they're gonna try biting.
Kibbles n' Bits.
This is just a reminder that our furry family members still have their wild survival instincts.
fa sho fo sho
I fell down my stairs once and lay at the bottom for a couple of minutes before I could move. My dogs came running and started licking my face excitedly.
I thought they were worried about me.
Now, it all makes sense. 😋
They were worried. Dogs start eating exactly because of it. But after they try to revive you. So I would not worry unless those are pitbulls. Those can be unpredictable, and their drive is something else.
Im not shocked by the cat part 😅
Our cat’s a picky eater, buy the cheaper brand and it’ll prefer to not eat at all and make a big noise about being deprived, and now I discover the little shit will eat my head within a couple of hours of my death 🤦♀️ And what if I’m just comatose for a bit with a slow pulse… I’m rethinking pet ownership.
😊My ex left me and kept all the cats. Made me feel a little better knowing they would all make a buffet out of me. They just want pets and belly rubs they could care less. Im getting a golden retriever tomorrow 😂😂😂
they start with the nose
@@fmcdomereyes first
@@kiwik2951 will u marry me?
Happened to a lady in Florida that had a stroke and was paralyzed. Cat bit half her face off before she was saved.
Y’all got me looking at my dachshund sideways..
He's looking at you sideways
I worked mortuary transport. I saw first hand what a German shepherd will do to a their owner. It's crazy! Looked like the Movie Ghost rider with Nick Cage.
Tbh I would want my dog to have a snack on me rather than starve
How long before it did that?
I've had cats my entire life. I'm convinced they do not like us. And in any way that you think they like you it's because they're so food oriented you feed them. You are believing imagination.
Make a sammich outta my boy, fkinRandle. Lol
I responded to a call this guys 2 hunting Shepard started eating his mother almost as soon as she died. He stepped out of the room to call the funeral home and they went to town on her.
holy shit
TC 0:31 Theo Von --- If you die under such conditions and love your pets, you would want them to get after that meat suit you got evicted out of. They know you left.
Use some Afterlife influence to help them bust out of the house somehow maybe.
That’s ok with me. I just hope the little buddy isn’t too heartbroken and gets enough to keep him healthy until a relative shows up.
You're weird as hell
They don't get heartbroken.
@@mr.brenman2132 Explain. Enlighten me that real life experience is wrong because of something you read in a book. Go ahead.
@@nimmha6708 No, they don't.
@@Cracker_Barrel_Kidd_55 What real life experience? Your pet told you he was heartbroken? They are so heartbroken that they will eat you in short order.
Worked with a paramedic who made a call in August Memphis Tennessee. When they rolled up on a house full of flies with a male who had been dead for a week. His dog was ok
Tbh I’d rather my cat eat me than starve
The thing is, the don't give af, they got food left, you just taste better. No loyalty I tell ya! 😄
Why would you care?
I wouldnt care is the point.@@RealMTBAddict
@@kayokaylol You just said you do care about your cat not starving. Remember that?
@@RealMTBAddict this is a weird thing to get worked up about 💀
So what this guy is trying to say is. That crazy cat lady in your neighborhood.... Definite serial killer!
A Coonass 😂😂😂 I thought buddy slipped up and got racist on us 😂
I think he said "...it's how a [__] acts around a BBQ pit ...or 'a Cajun' I should say." Is this guy in the KKK or what? tf
Look up the song, 'Timothy' by the Bouy's. I think it was there only song, but strange!
I feel this is more a single person problem
Obviously
your sharp
Labs are the best, man.
I remember in 9th grade my art teacher had a student that passed away, and she told me that I guess she threw up before she died, and her cat within couple hrs ate her lips
I still can't decide if I want to watch this episode. I was going to put it on during my lunch break but decided that was a terrible idea. But my morbid curiosity is getting the better of me.
hmmm... don't cut your eyes at me like that! 😾 If you keel over, I know it's no more Tender Vittles for me. With or without you, a kat's got to do what a kat's got to do. Remember, you always liked that mysterious aloof side of me, right? 🐈⬛️
Lol... this was a random video to click on while my cat Luna is lying on my chest while I'm watching this.
I want to believe it because its his work but its pretty hard to believe a cat can eat a human skull.
He's almost certainly embellishing the story. I'm also doubtful a house cat has strong enough jaws to break down a human skull. But even if they could, that would be one of the final parts they'd eat. All the soft tissue would go first, then it would be the bones that are easier to handle for an animal of that size, such as finger bones.
@@dean5422did they say the skull and bones I missed that. I thought they just meant flesh. Either way creepy
I've seen a cat eat an entire chicken over a day not even bone left consumed every piece, it's definitely possible.
@@GrandDawggybird bones are super lightweight, human bones are not unless the person has super bad osteoporosis or some shit
@@kiwik2951 I still believe a housecat can eat bone it would just take time
Bert and Ernie would never even think about eating me when i die, However they both did when i was fully awake though
Small dogs eat two or more smaller meals a day. Large dogs may only eat once a day, therefore they can hold out longer.
Had a bud, Ret. Marine that went LAPD. With all their other issues, this one sunk his battleship...On a call for a welfare check (old man, not seen in wk's), gained entry to his house and FOUND :( His body in his bark-a-lounger (spoilage), Mr/Mrs Barksalot left inside. Found dogs behind couch nibbling on "dogfood replacement"...You guessed it...His head!. They already ate his "Fingerfood" (prints and all) slathered with a little "Toe-Jam". Resignation that week. He said he's seen too much in the past 27yrs, no mass!
I worked as a funeral intern in St. Landry Parish near him. I got a 4am call to go to Mamou for an unattended death call. Thank god it had been cold. The decedent had gotten discharged out of the hospital 2 weeks prior. I’m guessing he was dead for most of that time. The house was covered in rat/mouse feces and I’m guessing thats what nibbled on his hands and feet.
Unless you were already working a night shift you'd think they could have waited to call you! Dead for two weeks they can wait until 9am to be peeled off the floor!
This is the best. Death is so crazy. I have a job as a hospice nurse and see death DAILY. If you aren't dying, you can't be my patient. I LOVE IT! The worst case scenario is my weekly job description.
This guy is the Theo Von of Coroners
My cat built different, was in a locked home with a dead body for 3 days with no other food source and didn’t even go for a taste.👍 And this is a cat that will eat literally anything
Tf was your cat doin in a room with a dead body?
something tells me there are many more questions about this to be asked as well@@dougschimpf8733
My mom's body laid in her house for 3 days and none of the 4 cats tried to eat her. One of them did chew their own leg off though.
That gives me hope, but the way my cat looks at me in the morning when he wants to be fed is sus..
Well, I'm sure a human owner would eat their cat, if the cat died and they were locked in a room
Theo going to make a randle berger.
I thought this was a myth, but the truth is actually more surprising. I didn't think dogs at all would do it.
I can’t blame the dogs. The truth is even people would eat you if it’s that or starve.
My uncle was a mortician, and it’s definitely true.
@@kylelaforest9919 Some people would not.
@@mr.brenman2132 yes but its happened before
Well, at least it was one heck of a surprise party!!!
He’s not wrong or lying. As a paramedic I have seen in multiple times.
Just pet my cat and gave him permission to eat my corpse
Randall-sandwich
I had a cat save my life when I started having grand mal seizures. I woke up, and he was laying against me and then licking my face when I turned onto my back. I taught him 911 on a large landline phone as a joke and came semi concious with the 911 operator on the line and the cat batting the receiver to me as I was grand mal seizing and the paramedics came. He guiding them to me.
This cat is so cruel .
Theo 🤣 this lady adopted a panther once, not knowing it was a panther, and it filled someone at a surprise party… I can’t… The funniest thing about Theo’s show, is when he tells an outrageous story like this, his guests’ reactions… or lack there of.. stupid funny..
"Ya know," kindred souls.
Yes ...your sweet dog, that precious fur ball ... will destroy you during a good grub .. no loyalty none.
This guy has to be theos dad
“We had a woman who had a panther in her house and didn’t even know it and it ate somebody”
“A panther, a real panther?”
“Yeah. And it ate somebody at uhh… at uhh surprise party”
😂😂😂😂
lmao
🤣
LOL
SURPRISE *meow
How tf someone not know they have a panther? My new cat looks weird he's huge with a big thick mane👀 might be a lion..
Cats dont wait i believe when i had my cat that he was about to eat me. I woke up to him on my chest licking my face then when i opened my eyes he sat on my chest and went to sleep I believe he was waiting
"Dogs will hold out until they have nothing left to eat but a cat will remove your head in 24 hours"
I KNEW IT!
Clearly for me it wouldn't be the cat it definitely be the dog I know it will be ruff to live with him but he died for a cause
Man it’s fine I told my family if the world is going to shit and we are running out of food the cats will be food 😂😂
If you're fortunate and lucky enough to get to die in the comfort of your own home, having your cat eat you isn't really that big of a deal.
true
Okay, Hova…Hova, okay!
It would be an honor for my cat to eat my face, that way I don't have to put up with an open casket funeral..
Ok I feel better now, I guess.
Do they have to put those cats down if they get to the point of chowing down on long pig?
This is why dogs are better than cats. Truly love you.
He's spewing lies. He's saying the opposite of what's true. Most recorded cases of pet eating their owners is of dogs and dogs don't wait, they will eat even if food is available and within 24 hours. Don't take my word for it, just simple google will do.
He said dogs eat you too.Just not immediately lol.
@@justswitched8841no he didn’t
He said labs don't but the other breeds do
@Pineapplesthattalk Did you watch the video? Apparently not he did say dogs eat you too. Right in the video
what if you didnt die but passed out and were out for, say, 3 hours?
will you wake up with half your face gone?
when you sleep, you can fight back the initial approach on them checking up on you, when you are passed out, you cant.
so they will continue and rip your face and eat it?!?
isnt that a liability
I don't care if my baby man starts to take bites out of me after I'm dead. I love him and if it gives him more time until my body's found and he's rescued, I'm all for it.
Are you all for having your face eaten if you're paralyzed? Cuz that'll happen too
Omg…I have four cats.l.there will be NOTHING LEFT of me 😂😂😂😂
They sound like brothers
I'm fine with my cat eating me when I die, I won't care because I'll be dead.
No point in letting good meat go to waste, bon appétit brother!
My dog won’t even wait for me to get cold before he starts to nibble.
I’ve heard this in the past about cats and dogs, I believe most of what he said; but I’m not buying that a house cat would consume an entire human skull.
Yeah I don't think they even have the jaw strength to crush the bones in the skull, I could see them eat the flesh and cartilage, maybe small bones but not the entire skull..
He's actually saying that they're eating you as you're decomposing, and when your body's rotted enough, they'll roll your skull over to eat your brain tissue, because it's made of mostly cholesterol.
So do not jump out and yell surprise at a panther.
talk about the panther lady please. she didnt know and she thought it was a rescue? like did she jus see it now n then and think someone else had a rescue one or did she just not know it was in her house at all???
Theo loved the way he said nibbling at 1:09
All of a sudden that scene in Batman Returns where Selina Kyle gets pushed out that window and all the alley cats just...started eating her makes sense... also, dude said he's amazed at how fast a cat can eat you like cats don't act like they want attention from you JUST so you feed them.
imagine you sleep for like a whole 24 hours cause you're super exhausted then your cat attempts to eat you in your sleep
Cats like to do practice or test bites when you sleep, they find it odd that humans can fall asleep so quickly and almost comatose like so they nibble you to make sure your not dead, sometimes my cat will just sit near my face watching me until I get up in the morning, I think I know where he starts if I die😂
The reason cats will eat you is because that's their way of burying the body. I had a stray cat that ate her kitten when it died and one when it was sick while she had a full bowl of food. When cats go to the bathroom they also cover it up, unlike dogs. Cats are just more caring and can get stressed out easily when something or someone they love dies.
My neighbor also had a cat whose kitten died, so she brought the kitten to the front door making crying noises and when the neighbor buried the kitten she stood there watching and walked away when the kitten was covered up.
This is my kind of interview, interesting real life.
All the info I'm finding is saying the opposite. I don't like cats but my girlfriend has one. I don't think my dogs would try to eat me. Maybe parts, like the face. But I've been looking into this and everyone has different opinions but most seem to say it's dogs that eat you more than cats
Damn I thought he said “especially a kid” at first lol. I was like Jesus this guy has seen some shit
It sounds like you're dealing with someone that is trying to play poker with a deck of UNO cards.
You know you've hit the bigtime when.......
Stay safe Theo!
It would be so fun to just sit in a room with Theo and talk the shit he says has me dead like 😂
The picture of Kat Von D....I need a coroner
So I’m assuming they put down those animals since they now have a taste for blood??
they do it, they do it .... ..... .