Trump's apparently got a 50/50 shot at kicking off during this term. Did you hear him blathering about Whales and Windmills again? I don't think his chances are good.
@@OnTheNerdySide Though Biden's presidency was imperfect, he might similarly have good things to offer in his post-presidency. What good will James Comer and Gym Jordan be once they leave office?
I mean, that's just the thing. Even while successful, the right wing is furious, unsatisfied, and scared. A right wing world always has bogeymen they need you to go fight for them while conditions always seem to mysteriously get worse for everyone but the rich. It's stressful to exist in even a successful right wing vision.
Yeah. I feel like I've lost a bet to someone and I hand over the $20 I owe them, they then angrily demand my wallet. Why? Well, according to them they really, _really_ won and I'm a horrible person and I should just give them all my money... because. And they are super, duper angry that I'm not giving them the deed to my home and are threatening to call the cops on me over it. Yeah, Trump won the presidency. He doesn't freaking _own_ the US as a country and certainly not my soul. _I_ don't owe him any allegiance. Him winning the election makes him no more my leader than Biden winning made him the leader of MAGA. And I'm not going to roll over, play dead, and hand them my wallet.
@@lilpetz500Their entire structure relies on fear, to distract people and keep them blind from the truth as the ones in charge steal from them and manipulate them further for their own gain, so even when they "win" they still have to act like they're being attacked. Fascism 101, the enemy is both weak yet always a threat, complete doublethink to keep the masses controlled.
They are all about the suffering of others. The worse Trump gets, the more pleasure they will experience through the suffering of those around them, even if it means it hurts themselves and their families in the process.
So god does not care enough to stop children all over the world from suffering, but he really hates someone getting a medal. Now it all makes sense, I'm converted.
Oh, the god that some of the most thriving and powerful religious people describe sounds extremely petty and unwilling to help those who need it most. Idk why we're supposed to praise them...
@lilpetz500 We are supposed to praise them by donations. Money time and ensuring that our children follow in the same path and have as many children as possible, so that the church can have as much money as possible. And the money go round, keeps on turning.
Also, these pastors are all in violation of the Johnson Amendment preaching and tying politics into their sermons. Isn't it funny how this is the most "oppressed" group of people... Who continue to flagrantly violate laws without repercussions.
:) Are they not all in violation of their own scripture by claiming to know the mind of God anyways? I guess at some point you just know that the Pearly Gates or whatever will be forever closed to you for blaspheming from the pulpit for years and go full wealth-and-power-cult leader.
"We're being oppressed and persecuted, nevermind the fact our people are the elites in charge! Young people are put off by us and don't like our bigotry, we're being censored!"
Probably the same god who gives a crap about who scores a touchdown. It's well past time that these clowns began to be heavily taxed, let alone taxed at all, for their bullshit.
Here's the thing. Many churches do good. I think churches should be taxed for their propaganda but dealt with as a charity for actual good they do. So a pastor spends 50% of his time preaching and 50% on things like organizing the soup kitchen. Funds spent on protheletizing are taxed, those in charity, not taxed. And certainly revenue through say commercial property absolutely taxed. This means that religious organizations are financially encouraged to engage in helping the community over a new sound system and they can't claim victimhood for being treated differently. Same rules for them as legitimate non-profits.
When people say "You can't make this 💩 up," what they mean is that anyone writing these plot twists would be fired on the spot and blacklisted from the profession.
My neighbor used to say that about stuff we were watching happen in movies, things that some screen writer had literally made up. Guess who they voted for...
Steve acts like God’s apparent priorities seem so misplaced as if biblical God doesn’t constantly concern himself with human affairs. Character-wise, I say this tracks.
Yes according to them. The real God is nothing like what these Fundamentalist kooks describe. They are twisting God's character to fit their deranged narrative.
How do these people continually threaten the president and vice president and nothing happens. I thought it was a crime or is it a crime for certain people?
The government does nothing about these right-wing clowns. They get free reign to commit crime and threaten crime. The left has to act. And act radically. The left has to take the gloves off.
Here’s the thing. There is little that could happen to Joe Biden that could possibly exceed the worst days of his life. I’m guessing “Mr. Christmas” is unaware of this. Back in December of 1972, just after his election to the Senate, Joe lost his wife and daughter, and very nearly both of his sons in a terrible car accident. His sons spent weeks recovering in the hospital. And then, years later, Joe Biden lost his elder son Beau, to a brain tumor, at the age of 45 or 46. That’s a level of loss that most people today don’t endure. So there is NOTHING that could happen to Biden, even his own death, that he would see as being worse than what he has already suffered.
The War on Christmas began with the Black Friday Massacre and the annexation of Thanksgiving. The War on Christmas will continue until Christmas commits to the Krampusnacht Agreement; to occupy only December 6th through January 6th.
I knew the Tea Party's portrayal of any War On Christmas from circa '009 was a scam from the moment I remembered the historical, presumably Puritan, leaders who actively cracked down on the idea of celebrating Christmas many centuries ago.
There was a early-mid 19th century Anglican priest named Henry Christmas. As (according to Wikipedia) his works include "Capital Punishments unsanctioned by the Gospel, and unnecessary to a Christian State", I doubt that Kent would like him.
I'm a Canadian progressive and 'pagan atheist' myself Steve, but I WAS raised Catholic. And what I find hilarious about the anti-Catholic sentiment of far right Christians, is just how blind to history it is. Catholics 'aren't real Christians'? Really? The fact that the Catholic Church was the OG denomination from which all others split would beg to differ. Honestly the whole thing reeks of a childish need to tack a 'no Catholics allowed' sign on the imaginary treehouse given to these people by their equally imaginary God. Ugh.
I believe that the issue that the American far-right has with Catholics historically is that they might have a greater loyalty to the Pope than to the President. Much like the reason that the English demanded that the Acadians convert to the Church of England.
Totally agree on how funny the anti-Catholic bent in Christian nationalism is, and yet a large number of American bishops denounce their own hierarchy in favor of MAGA policy because they don’t like the fact that the Pope dips his toe occasionally into social justice and LGBT inclusiveness. Guess they missed the part in catechism where, y'know, the Pope is supposed to be infallible? Vicar of Christ and "on this rock I shall build my Church" and all that. By the way, I am curious: how is one both a pagan and an atheist? I could be misinterpreting 'pagan' because to my mind, it implies a pre-Christian, polytheistic folk religion. Sincerly, a fellow former Catholic
And I, a heathen, hath entered the doorways thrice (and thrice more) and left with higher prophet than I entered - despite passing the the thresholds with naught a penny yet feeding myself, my brothers, sisters, and mother - yet still with credit left I laughed at the rick-rollerers and refused to entertain. All due to my grandmother whom while having faith and no self righteousness taught me well at early age, how to survive from scraps dropped from the guilded cage. --- Consider the rule of three, the harm they did intend, bounced back and I fed strangers and family with what intended to be taken from me. If not intervention from above that be, I know naught what those words intended of me. --- I care not for the methods, though won "honestly" it mattered more to give food, a roof, and relief to those whom were in greatest need.
And I quote Oh ye generation of vipers. The reelection of Trump just fullfills a bibical talking point concerning a dog returning to its vomit 1st term we vomited second term we returned to what we just vomited up.
"I am god and I can do anything. I know everything that is going to happen. I made Biden president then punish him for making the actions I knew he going to make"
I just turned 50, can claim Nixon as a president in my lifetime (sure it was just for 1 day but still…) and my 14 year old asked me who was the best president of my lifetime. And after a few moments thought I said Biden. And having three days to think about it, warts and all, my answer is unchanged.
"And, lo, the Lord God Almighty has spoken to my spirit and said unto me that he shall cause a great ball of fire to rise in the East and warm the Earth!" "You mean the sun's gonna come up ... like it always does?" "Well ... yeah." "And I paid money to listen to that?!" "No refunds!"
@midnightrambler8866 haha, thanks for the encouragement. I deliver pizza so my weekends are Monday and Wednesday. I'm just looking to get thru till Wednesday evening. That's when my check comes in and when I can finally get back on track. It's so close yet so far. I work today so that'll help but then, tomorrow will just be me, counting the minutes till 6 o'clock, when my check usually shows up, lol.
Well he is saying something is going to happen to an eighty year old man. Say what you will but he did pick a target with a statistically high chance of something bad just naturally happening to him 😂
It's like this AMAZINGLY IMPRESSIVE prophecy in the bible: "There will be more wars. And more famines. And some people will mock you for believing this book." How could they have known, if this am not a magic book?
I'm gonna laugh so hard if DonOld checks out first. Which based purely on what (little) we know about his health (because they won't release his medical records) seems way more likely
Why don't any of these people ever predict love and peace for people? Why do they always need someone else to suffer in order to have joy in their own lives?
The last eight years have already proven otherwise. Any issues with this upcoming term are the lasting repercussions of Biden's administration. Anything outside of that is a targeted witch hunt.
I plan to post grocery prices, wages, home prices, and things regularly. The promised things. We need to go all in when he tries to take credit for infrastructure projects that Biden is responsible for.
In other words, you're gonna do what everyone was already doing with all his baseless claims for 9 months prior to the election? His cult is not interested in facts or evidence.
If God didn't strike down Convicted Felon Trump for giving the Medal of Honor to Rush Limbaugh and Jim Jordan, I think we can be pretty confident God isn't striking down any presidents for their medal picks.
Religion itself is mutating to adapt to its new environment, especially in the US. Long gone are the days of following what Jesus would do, it's all about cursing the wrong said and being sure god is on your side.
Is it Candy with an I or a Y it also could be short for Candance as well I think Steve should fact check himself sometimes, If the chap is the one Jessie Dollarmore mentioned he is one of Trumps spiritual advisors, along with that woman who has a batphone to God.
You have to recall fundamentalists often think God is invested in their every action, that's the whole "prosperity gospel" thing. God looks at the church's books and if have given enough he makes sure you make money, they really believe in it.
I note that prophet and profit sound the same. I think the vast majority of people don't understand what is coming. We got a whiff of the smoke from the coming Reichstag fires. Next comes the nights of broken glass and long knives. I really hope I am wrong
Gotta love how some of these evangelicals somehow manage to explain things through "Divine Wrath"™ what can more easily and logically explained through simple human greed and arrogance. I have to agree with the others; it's time to remove the tax-exempt status from these people.
okay but let's not miss this silver lining... also in his eighties? Trump in about a year and a half, and he's pretending to do one of the most stressful jobs in the world. no, not winning at golf. no, not being a defendant in court. yeah, that one.
All while being very noticeably overweight and scarfing down fast food like a teenager.... unless Trump makes some major lifestyle changes, it's prolly a safe prediction that Biden will live long enough to attend Trump's funeral.
Consider my mind boggled in face of this extraordinary prophesy. And here I thought the "prophet" would come up with something creative. Such a let down. 🤣
Didn't do your research this time, Steve. Kent's wife Candy, was born Carmel Hemphill. And Candy's family is considered "southern gospel royalty". So Candy probably knows as much, or more, about the "christian grift", than Kent does.
Southern gospel music group or ministry? I grew up in the South and my parents were fundalmentalist, and I met Southern Gospel singing groups like The Oakridge Boys, The Carter Family and many others and to be honest these folks would stand against everything that Trump and his ilk rally around.
Born to singers Joel and Labreeska Hemphill, Carmel Hemphill, "Candy" grew up as a member of "The Singing Hemphills," a very popular band in the Southern Gospel music genre in the 60's, 70s, and 80's.
Christmas being over!? How dare you threaten a ‘profit’ of guh-how-da!? lulz. I heard la pen died and was like yes! Then found out it was the father and was like…okay.
He’s a Jewish immigrant who has been successful & donates to Democrats. That’s the extent of his treachery. His donations don’t even come close to Adelson’s millions given to Repugnants, who also received a medal from chunky for her efforts. IQ45** opened this door himself, of course, and is now whining.
There's a 50% chance or rain. Standard forcast for our area in humid August. Christmas is as right as our accuguess weather forecasters. I hope Christmas is over soon too.
A lot of the reaction to George Soros is from his younger years during WW2 Soros family is Jewish and to save there asses they would rat out fellow Jews and after they were taken away Soros and his father through property agents would buy the property at a song and then turn around and resell it to local German or Nazi party families this was the start of the Soros fortune and business empire.
The hate preacher's message shouldn't be taken as a claim to predict the future. Only a subset of the congregation would remember or care that a predicted event failed to materialize. The primary purpose of this kind of screed is to render the faith community's authoritative judgement so the flock knows what opinion they ought to hold on this issue. The prophet, cloaked in temporary immunity from scrutiny, professes an opinion that would normally be socially unacceptable. Having heard that the Almighty endorses this view, the faithful are now fully justified in spreading it to others. Think of this system as virtue laundering. The thesis of the prophecy is irrational and disproportionate. But, giving the same idea the force of divine authority makes it acceptable to loudly and proudly put out there.
I can't believe all he did with his last few months before chaos and conservative rampage was like, the unpopular and unhelpful choice to pardon his son. Still, no one deserves the gross stuff far too many powerful Christians threaten.
The prediction that God will strike down and take a man in his 80s soon is a rather underwhelming prophesy.
For the sake of this "prophesy," I hope Biden lives to be at least 100 years old like Jimmy Carter.
Trump's apparently got a 50/50 shot at kicking off during this term.
Did you hear him blathering about Whales and Windmills again? I don't think his chances are good.
:) Yup. But God not insta-flooding the planet after Trumpler gave the medal to Rush Limbaugh was an unrefutable proof that he doesn't exist anyways...
@@OnTheNerdySide Though Biden's presidency was imperfect, he might similarly have good things to offer in his post-presidency. What good will James Comer and Gym Jordan be once they leave office?
I dunno....it might go to a 80 something burger eating person. Tends to happen that way.
Can we tax churches now?
I mean we should have centuries ago, but like. I guess it's definitely not happening during Mr Bible Grift/Enrich the 1%'s term...
Amen!
Nope, not now.
These are the angriest winners I've ever seen.
I mean, that's just the thing. Even while successful, the right wing is furious, unsatisfied, and scared. A right wing world always has bogeymen they need you to go fight for them while conditions always seem to mysteriously get worse for everyone but the rich.
It's stressful to exist in even a successful right wing vision.
Yeah. I feel like I've lost a bet to someone and I hand over the $20 I owe them, they then angrily demand my wallet. Why? Well, according to them they really, _really_ won and I'm a horrible person and I should just give them all my money... because. And they are super, duper angry that I'm not giving them the deed to my home and are threatening to call the cops on me over it.
Yeah, Trump won the presidency. He doesn't freaking _own_ the US as a country and certainly not my soul. _I_ don't owe him any allegiance. Him winning the election makes him no more my leader than Biden winning made him the leader of MAGA. And I'm not going to roll over, play dead, and hand them my wallet.
I know! Right?
@@lilpetz500Their entire structure relies on fear, to distract people and keep them blind from the truth as the ones in charge steal from them and manipulate them further for their own gain, so even when they "win" they still have to act like they're being attacked. Fascism 101, the enemy is both weak yet always a threat, complete doublethink to keep the masses controlled.
They are all about the suffering of others. The worse Trump gets, the more pleasure they will experience through the suffering of those around them, even if it means it hurts themselves and their families in the process.
Why cant we give false prophets the old testament treatment?
cHrIsTiAn PeRsEcUtIoN
@@billh.1940 because most of us aren't savage barbarians anymore :(
@JeffryBozes but it is more fun, and we protect people from rapacious liers and frauds.
@@billh.1940
That’s Christian persecution! /s
Pretty sure God is going to take care of them come Judgement Day as most of the nonsense they espouse is covered by the 9th Commandment
I don’t listen to people that hear voices in their head .
Except Randy Orton.
you don't have an inner monologue?
@danny hell yeah... I hear voices in my head, they counsel me, they understand, they talk to me!
Yeah…why don’t they hear voices that say “ give all your money away”!???
So god does not care enough to stop children all over the world from suffering, but he really hates someone getting a medal. Now it all makes sense, I'm converted.
You won!
Oh, the god that some of the most thriving and powerful religious people describe sounds extremely petty and unwilling to help those who need it most. Idk why we're supposed to praise them...
@lilpetz500 We are supposed to praise them by donations. Money time and ensuring that our children follow in the same path and have as many children as possible, so that the church can have as much money as possible. And the money go round, keeps on turning.
@@lilpetz500Preaching politics, tax free, and lining their pockets.
Also, these pastors are all in violation of the Johnson Amendment preaching and tying politics into their sermons. Isn't it funny how this is the most "oppressed" group of people... Who continue to flagrantly violate laws without repercussions.
:) Are they not all in violation of their own scripture by claiming to know the mind of God anyways? I guess at some point you just know that the Pearly Gates or whatever will be forever closed to you for blaspheming from the pulpit for years and go full wealth-and-power-cult leader.
How dare you persecute their persecution complex.
"We're being oppressed and persecuted, nevermind the fact our people are the elites in charge! Young people are put off by us and don't like our bigotry, we're being censored!"
That guy has no idea what he is talking about.
Donald is 78, weighs about 300 pounds, eats junk food, and his only exercise is walking from his golf cart to his golf ball.
Probably the same god who gives a crap about who scores a touchdown.
It's well past time that these clowns began to be heavily taxed, let alone taxed at all, for their bullshit.
Here's the thing. Many churches do good. I think churches should be taxed for their propaganda but dealt with as a charity for actual good they do.
So a pastor spends 50% of his time preaching and 50% on things like organizing the soup kitchen. Funds spent on protheletizing are taxed, those in charity, not taxed. And certainly revenue through say commercial property absolutely taxed.
This means that religious organizations are financially encouraged to engage in helping the community over a new sound system and they can't claim victimhood for being treated differently. Same rules for them as legitimate non-profits.
I think that if God is so powerful and can do anything, he wouldn't need these people to speak or do anything on his behalf.
When people say "You can't make this 💩 up," what they mean is that anyone writing these plot twists would be fired on the spot and blacklisted from the profession.
They can make this shit up,they do ,it's clear to all reasonable human beings
Reality is stranger than fiction.
Fiction needs to make sense, reality just needs to happen.
My neighbor used to say that about stuff we were watching happen in movies,
things that some screen writer had literally made up. Guess who they voted for...
Oh God, it's even better than you know Steve. Her birth name is Carmel Lynn Hemphill. She CHANGED her name to Candy!
At least she didn't change it to Mary.😂
@@laticsprem I was steeling myself for that before Steve announced that her name is Candy. (Lol about Christmas being over, btw.)
I mean, she changed it to more general candy
Carmel is brown, too brown for a good bigot's wife's name.
@@laticsprem You got there before me!!!
According to the Fundamentalist Christians God is a very very very petty 'creator of the universe'.
Steve acts like God’s apparent priorities seem so misplaced as if biblical God doesn’t constantly concern himself with human affairs.
Character-wise, I say this tracks.
New testament god is pretty chill. Old testament god is the most petty son of a bitch you'll find outside of ancient Greek mythology.
Yes according to them. The real God is nothing like what these Fundamentalist kooks describe. They are twisting God's character to fit their deranged narrative.
If there is a heaven, these self-proclaimed "prophets" ain't going there.
How do these people continually threaten the president and vice president and nothing happens. I thought it was a crime or is it a crime for certain people?
Merrick Garland's priorities lie with healthcare CEOs and not democracy
The government does nothing about these right-wing clowns. They get free reign to commit crime and threaten crime. The left has to act. And act radically. The left has to take the gloves off.
Republicans don't have to follow rules. Only Democrats get held to standards of behavior.
Criminality will be determined according to Political Party affiliation, and socioeconomic status.
"or is it a crime for certain people?"
Yes. Rich people are exempt from consequence from their crimes.
Here’s the thing. There is little that could happen to Joe Biden that could possibly exceed the worst days of his life. I’m guessing “Mr. Christmas” is unaware of this. Back in December of 1972, just after his election to the Senate, Joe lost his wife and daughter, and very nearly both of his sons in a terrible car accident. His sons spent weeks recovering in the hospital.
And then, years later, Joe Biden lost his elder son Beau, to a brain tumor, at the age of 45 or 46. That’s a level of loss that most people today don’t endure. So there is NOTHING that could happen to Biden, even his own death, that he would see as being worse than what he has already suffered.
Now this is a war on Christmas I could get behind
The War on Christmas began with the Black Friday Massacre and the annexation of Thanksgiving. The War on Christmas will continue until Christmas commits to the Krampusnacht Agreement; to occupy only December 6th through January 6th.
:) "But... but... It's already Januar, and Christmas IS indeed oooooh I see what you did there!"
I knew the Tea Party's portrayal of any War On Christmas from circa '009 was a scam from the moment I remembered the historical, presumably Puritan, leaders who actively cracked down on the idea of celebrating Christmas many centuries ago.
😂😂😂
It's really too bad that Kent Christmas ISN'T a Roman Catholic priest. Bc then he would be called "Father Christmas" on a daily basis. 🎅
❤
There was a early-mid 19th century Anglican priest named Henry Christmas. As (according to Wikipedia) his works include "Capital Punishments unsanctioned by the Gospel, and unnecessary to a Christian State", I doubt that Kent would like him.
That's interesting.
Show me a preacher who predicts God's wrath to descend on Biden but not Trump and I will show you a false preacher.
Exactly right!!
I'm a Canadian progressive and 'pagan atheist' myself Steve, but I WAS raised Catholic. And what I find hilarious about the anti-Catholic sentiment of far right Christians, is just how blind to history it is. Catholics 'aren't real Christians'? Really? The fact that the Catholic Church was the OG denomination from which all others split would beg to differ. Honestly the whole thing reeks of a childish need to tack a 'no Catholics allowed' sign on the imaginary treehouse given to these people by their equally imaginary God. Ugh.
I believe that the issue that the American far-right has with Catholics historically is that they might have a greater loyalty to the Pope than to the President.
Much like the reason that the English demanded that the Acadians convert to the Church of England.
Far right catholics also hat Catholocism because they hate the current Pope for not being a fascist and coming from a browner country.
Totally agree on how funny the anti-Catholic bent in Christian nationalism is, and yet a large number of American bishops denounce their own hierarchy in favor of MAGA policy because they don’t like the fact that the Pope dips his toe occasionally into social justice and LGBT inclusiveness. Guess they missed the part in catechism where, y'know, the Pope is supposed to be infallible? Vicar of Christ and "on this rock I shall build my Church" and all that.
By the way, I am curious: how is one both a pagan and an atheist? I could be misinterpreting 'pagan' because to my mind, it implies a pre-Christian, polytheistic folk religion.
Sincerly, a fellow former Catholic
One of these days my eyes are going to roll right out of my head. These people....🙄
One of these days I'm gonna wash my own mouth out with soap.
Too bad we never had someone tell these "prophets" that God had a message for them: "Shut up! You're embarrassing me!"
The Lord Your God spoke prophecy to me and said " If you ever go into a casino, you will lose money. So saith I, your God."
Love! It!
Unless it's a Trump casino because those seem to ALWAYS go bankrupt.
And I, a heathen, hath entered the doorways thrice (and thrice more) and left with higher prophet than I entered - despite passing the the thresholds with naught a penny yet feeding myself, my brothers, sisters, and mother - yet still with credit left I laughed at the rick-rollerers and refused to entertain.
All due to my grandmother whom while having faith and no self righteousness taught me well at early age, how to survive from scraps dropped from the guilded cage.
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Consider the rule of three, the harm they did intend, bounced back and I fed strangers and family with what intended to be taken from me.
If not intervention from above that be, I know naught what those words intended of me.
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I care not for the methods, though won "honestly" it mattered more to give food, a roof, and relief to those whom were in greatest need.
LoL
I seem to remember something in the bible about not taking gods name in vain ...
These "preachers" are hypocrites.
And I quote Oh ye generation of vipers. The reelection of Trump just fullfills a bibical talking point concerning a dog returning to its vomit 1st term we vomited second term we returned to what we just vomited up.
"I am god and I can do anything. I know everything that is going to happen. I made Biden president then punish him for making the actions I knew he going to make"
I just turned 50, can claim Nixon as a president in my lifetime (sure it was just for 1 day but still…) and my 14 year old asked me who was the best president of my lifetime. And after a few moments thought I said Biden. And having three days to think about it, warts and all, my answer is unchanged.
How do grown adults not see through this nonsense?
Because they want to believe it. It makes them feel good, so they stick to it. No need for taking a hard look at themselves that way
"And, lo, the Lord God Almighty has spoken to my spirit and said unto me that he shall cause a great ball of fire to rise in the East and warm the Earth!" "You mean the sun's gonna come up ... like it always does?" "Well ... yeah." "And I paid money to listen to that?!" "No refunds!"
"And on the first day...."
Thanks man. Having a shitty day and needed something to distract me for a minute. You're a real life saver.
Things are looking up! It's Tuesday one day closer to the weekend!
@midnightrambler8866 haha, thanks for the encouragement. I deliver pizza so my weekends are Monday and Wednesday. I'm just looking to get thru till Wednesday evening. That's when my check comes in and when I can finally get back on track. It's so close yet so far. I work today so that'll help but then, tomorrow will just be me, counting the minutes till 6 o'clock, when my check usually shows up, lol.
Well he is saying something is going to happen to an eighty year old man. Say what you will but he did pick a target with a statistically high chance of something bad just naturally happening to him 😂
It's like this AMAZINGLY IMPRESSIVE prophecy in the bible:
"There will be more wars. And more famines. And some people will mock you for believing this book."
How could they have known, if this am not a magic book?
Right 😊
Came here for this exact comment. "One day god will get these guys!" Elderly man dies who they dislike. "God has spoken!"
I'm gonna laugh so hard if DonOld checks out first. Which based purely on what (little) we know about his health (because they won't release his medical records) seems way more likely
There’s a fair chance that the obese, overweight 80 year old guy who loves to snack on fast food will keel over first…
And it snowed in January. STEVE IS A PROPHET
False prophets were stoned in Bible times.
And to preface every thought coming out of his brain with the words “God said”, must be the ultimate MAGA move.
BIden’s biggest mistake was appointing Garland as AG.
He also gave one to Liz Cheney. Did Trump ever give one to a *gasp* Democrat?
Manchin should have received one for screwing the democratic party! I actually hate him and tRump equally.
Why don't any of these people ever predict love and peace for people? Why do they always need someone else to suffer in order to have joy in their own lives?
Because they are a hateful death cult.
I talk to God all the time, and this guys name never came up in our conversations.
5:31 LOOOOL I thought you were going to say that his wife’s name is Mary Christmas 😂
in 4 years, the talk will be about real short comings of the orange dumpster. it is going to be huge
The last eight years have already proven otherwise. Any issues with this upcoming term are the lasting repercussions of Biden's administration. Anything outside of that is a targeted witch hunt.
Nah, these people will just blame anyone to the left of Putin for the bad things going down. They're hopeless.
I plan to post grocery prices, wages, home prices, and things regularly. The promised things. We need to go all in when he tries to take credit for infrastructure projects that Biden is responsible for.
In other words, you're gonna do what everyone was already doing with all his baseless claims for 9 months prior to the election? His cult is not interested in facts or evidence.
God just told me to pass along that all true believers should "resist and condemn the Golden Calf that ye hath made in Trump," whatever that means.
Well, personally, it's about time God became invested in politics. It's been too long that He only got involved in baseball and football games.
He legitimately looks like a live action adaptation of a Disney villain with the hair and the vest.
One of the most important lessons from Joe Biden's one term is that this isn't 1985 and you can't government the country like it is.
Be specific
If God didn't strike down Convicted Felon Trump for giving the Medal of Honor to Rush Limbaugh and Jim Jordan, I think we can be pretty confident God isn't striking down any presidents for their medal picks.
“God said”… why is it god only chooses to speak, none stop to just these people and no one else
Religion, man. May it’s influence fade.
Religion itself is mutating to adapt to its new environment, especially in the US. Long gone are the days of following what Jesus would do, it's all about cursing the wrong said and being sure god is on your side.
Candy Christmas would be a great name for an elvish character who works for Santa Claus, distributing peppermint canes to children.
Is it Candy with an I or a Y it also could be short for Candance as well I think Steve should fact check himself sometimes, If the chap is the one Jessie Dollarmore mentioned he is one of Trumps spiritual advisors, along with that woman who has a batphone to God.
Didn’t Trump award the MoF to Rush Limbaugh?
Yes. Yes he did.
Yup - and he would probably award it to Scooby Doo as well given how little activity goes on between his ears…
@@wilberwhateley7569 Hey, Scooby at least helped stop the bad guys! I'd give him a medal!
@wilberwhateley7569 Hey! Scooby Doo and his friends always solved the crime. He deserves one for being more effective than tRump himself.
@@wilberwhateley7569 Lol. But I tell ya, I’d rather see it go to Scooby than that 💩-stain lying hate monger. At least Scooby was a good boi.
🤣🤣That last line.
Drat, beat me to it! But, holy crap Steve, meeee-ow!
Literally LOLed. SAVAGE! 😂😂😂
Next week: Kent Christmas suddenly keels over. News at 11.
Thanks Steve
I can't speak to the man's heart, so when he says he's a Christian, I'll tack his word. I can say that he's not very good at it.
You have to recall fundamentalists often think God is invested in their every action, that's the whole "prosperity gospel" thing. God looks at the church's books and if have given enough he makes sure you make money, they really believe in it.
If Jesus came back there'd be a lot of those prosperity preachers being whipped out of his fathers house.
The funny thing about Prosperity Gospel is they don't seem to apply it to rich people they hate....
@@hmnhntr Nothing you believe in applies to people you hate. You know the rules. 😜
Thanks for lightning my day with a smile
I would like for Kent Christmas to provide evidence of his conversations with the all mighty
In all seriousness, whatever hope anybody ever had for me to return to the faith just suffered its coup d' grace.
I note that prophet and profit sound the same. I think the vast majority of people don't understand what is coming. We got a whiff of the smoke from the coming Reichstag fires. Next comes the nights of broken glass and long knives. I really hope I am wrong
You know, Steve, the whole reason God created the universe was so that America could someday rise, and Donald Trump could lead us.
And these people wonder why church attendance continues to decrease.
So weird how God's message just happens to always exactly mirror the interests and opinions or the person delivering it.
A lot of people hear of these Christian profits and think, YEEEAAAHHH! That's for me....
seriously, don’t pick up the book Magnetic Aura unless you’re ready to see things differently, no joke.
Could have been worse Steve, his wife's name could have been "Mary".
It's called Goalposting.
Separation of church & state!
He heard god? Why do religious people get to hear voices and it is "normal" and not be discredited as schizophrenic.
That's probably how religion came to be in the first place. Insanity. Or simple grifting
We are living in a parody movie.
Sure are. But it's not a comedy!
Anytime someone talks to god, you know it's B.S.
‘Paints a petty picture of ‘god’ “…..isn’t that christianity 101
My last name being Cross ive never had a opportunity to marry a woman named Kris. But then my mom was a nurse at the Red Cross for years
The ribbing your mum must have gotten whenever she got a sunburn.., 😂
First names not Golgotha is it?
Gotta love how some of these evangelicals somehow manage to explain things through "Divine Wrath"™ what can more easily and logically explained through simple human greed and arrogance. I have to agree with the others; it's time to remove the tax-exempt status from these people.
Let me guess... they have a daughter named Mary and a son named Waron.
Candy Christmas is like Julia Gulia from the Wedding Singer
I am amazed as much as you are Steve, and that was a good laugh. Thank you.
To me, making a claim god spoke to you regarding someone’s passing means you’ve used that to do some pretty disgusting stuff to other people.
okay but let's not miss this silver lining... also in his eighties? Trump in about a year and a half, and he's pretending to do one of the most stressful jobs in the world. no, not winning at golf. no, not being a defendant in court. yeah, that one.
All while being very noticeably overweight and scarfing down fast food like a teenager.... unless Trump makes some major lifestyle changes, it's prolly a safe prediction that Biden will live long enough to attend Trump's funeral.
This guy is laying the groundwork for his congregation to support the coming nightmare.
You cheer me up after a long day! I predict it’s going to be cold out there and boom, it cold! 🥶
But it’s not cold in AUSTRALIA! Something something checkmate! 😂😂
Consider my mind boggled in face of this extraordinary prophesy.
And here I thought the "prophet" would come up with something creative. Such a let down. 🤣
Didn't do your research this time, Steve. Kent's wife Candy, was born Carmel Hemphill. And Candy's family is considered "southern gospel royalty". So Candy probably knows as much, or more, about the "christian grift", than Kent does.
Southern gospel music group or ministry? I grew up in the South and my parents were fundalmentalist, and I met Southern Gospel singing groups like The Oakridge Boys, The Carter Family and many others and to be honest these folks would stand against everything that Trump and his ilk rally around.
Born to singers Joel and Labreeska Hemphill, Carmel Hemphill, "Candy" grew up as a member of "The Singing Hemphills," a very popular band in the Southern Gospel music genre in the 60's, 70s, and 80's.
Christmas being over!? How dare you threaten a ‘profit’ of guh-how-da!? lulz. I heard la pen died and was like yes! Then found out it was the father and was like…okay.
I've been hearing Soros for years and don’t even know who he is.
He’s a Jewish immigrant who has been successful & donates to Democrats. That’s the extent of his treachery. His donations don’t even come close to Adelson’s millions given to Repugnants, who also received a medal from chunky for her efforts. IQ45** opened this door himself, of course, and is now whining.
If there is a God, he is gonna say, “WTF? Why Joe Biden? He’s been one of the good guys.”
I wish there was a laugh emoji here, because I nearly choked on my fritter over that last line!
There's a 50% chance or rain. Standard forcast for our area in humid August. Christmas is as right as our accuguess weather forecasters. I hope Christmas is over soon too.
No billionaires should get any medals just because they pay off politicians.
GEORGE SOROS?!!! 😂😂😂😂
I know. Somehow in their eyes he is worse than Hillary Clinton to whom he also gave the medal.
A lot of the reaction to George Soros is from his younger years during WW2 Soros family is Jewish and to save there asses they would rat out fellow Jews and after they were taken away Soros and his father through property agents would buy the property at a song and then turn around and resell it to local German or Nazi party families this was the start of the Soros fortune and business empire.
The hate preacher's message shouldn't be taken as a claim to predict the future. Only a subset of the congregation would remember or care that a predicted event failed to materialize. The primary purpose of this kind of screed is to render the faith community's authoritative judgement so the flock knows what opinion they ought to hold on this issue. The prophet, cloaked in temporary immunity from scrutiny, professes an opinion that would normally be socially unacceptable. Having heard that the Almighty endorses this view, the faithful are now fully justified in spreading it to others.
Think of this system as virtue laundering. The thesis of the prophecy is irrational and disproportionate. But, giving the same idea the force of divine authority makes it acceptable to loudly and proudly put out there.
I still say Biden will outlive Velveeta Voldemort
Not as good of a pastor name as the televangelist Creflo Dollar.
Then why didn't he predict that Trump was the anti-Christ.
I can't believe all he did with his last few months before chaos and conservative rampage was like, the unpopular and unhelpful choice to pardon his son.
Still, no one deserves the gross stuff far too many powerful Christians threaten.
Ever notice how the reps never have to change their "game plan"?
I'd be happy to be sent to whatever the opposite of what Kent Christmas thinks is his version of Heaven is.
Can he christmas? Nope, ke Kent Christmas xD
Why do I feel the very last joke was the first one written, and the rest just kinda happened around it😂
In Re: Christmas as a surname -- I knew a woman named Jewel Christmas over 30 years ago, so it's plausible. Absurd, but plausible... lol
Candy Christmas' birth name is Carmel Lynn LaBreeska. Not sure if she got an up- or a downgrade.
I thought he was going to say that her first name is Mary.