Ryan The Dad Guy
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 มิ.ย. 2016
- There has been many cute Dad Moments on Ryan's Twitch streams. Look at him; what a great father. So cute.
I had to miss a couple of his streams so I may have missed a moment or two. If you know any, leave them below in the comments!
Ryan's Twitch: / sortamaliciousgaming - เกม
"I'm bread"
"Why are you bread"
"That is a very good question"
I lost my shit right there
thank you for this comment:)
He’s Rye Bread
Captain Britain
Oh my god he is
TH-cam downright dirty for recommending this now
Yup. The recommendations have a sick sense of humor.
@@thevoidlookspretty7079 ikr
Big Ooftube
for real tho
TH-cam knows the tea.
The TH-cam algorithm is pretty interesting.
Hey gang, glad to see I'm not the only one that wandered over here to check to comments section
Yeah.
This was recommended to me, probably because I’ve been following the Ryan Haywood drama but still what the hell
yuuuuuuuup
Oof so much content did not age well😶
Recommended because of all the Ryan stuff...woof
He talks to his kids more intelligently then he talks to Gavin
Well thats not fair, its Gavin
you have to talk stupid to gavin for him to understand
you have to talk stupid to gavin for him to understand
it has something to do with the ranging brain cells
+Raiden Crow which is weird considering how smart he is on slow mo guys
I wish my dad would tell me that I could be bread tomorrow :/
😂😂 lol. what an honor
You can be bread tomorrow.
I wish I had a dad
You can be bread today. My name is also Ryan. Is that close enough?
I wish my dad was around to speak to me.
"thanks daddy you're the best daddy in the whole wide world" you've gotta stop programming ur kids ryan.
Poor Geoff
Maury: That was a lie
He’s been programming kids alright
🌹 just leaving a flower on the grave of his reputation
*kicks dirt on said reputation-grave* “well this fucking sucks doesn’t it”
Imma just take that flower of the grave...yeah he won’t be needing that...anyone want it?
Keep your respects. He is the one who dug the grave.
@@fekker7525 I do, I swear I'm not a monster like some people.
Fuck flowers, his reputation should be shat on then forgotten. Fuck him.
"Thanks daddy! You're the best daddy in the world!"
*Geoff silently cries in his bed while watching CNN*
WelcomeToTheMatrix this is too good
Totally my favorite comment on the internet.
*eating icecream*
WelcomeToTheMatrix noooo 😂
WelcomeToTheMatrix drunk
Get you a man who can do both.
*Chops up his friends into meaty little pieces*
*Makes it home to take care of his children*
lol
I laughed harder than I should.
Dexter Morgan?
Life goals right there
+panner11 yES
Turns out Ryan the Dad Guy was really Ryan the Bad Guy.
Ryan the Losing Custody Guy.
@@noneofyourbusiness9489 I think and hope that losing custody will be the least of his problems, going forward.
@@knehren Definitely. Ryan the Going to Jail Guy.
@@knehren ryan the Epstein guy.
@@noneofyourbusiness9489 wait, I thought the girls he was going after were at least of age. Excuse my ignorance, i haven't even bothered keeping up.
This has aged like milk
In that it spoiled to effing hell.
Worse than that bro.,.
*I Like Rice Milk*
How has this aged like milk? This is just him being a good father what’s wrong with you fucker
@@philkessel8162 clearly you haven’t heard the recently revealed (and true) things about him
I misread the title as "Ryan the Dead Guy" so I was expecting a compilation of him in Monopoly
LMAO
I read "bad" Lol
Lol
Holy fuck me too, I saw this comment and then scrolled up, and then it said Dad. Fucking magic... I was checking his twitch to see if he was sick or something. lol
Don't you mean the game of life? RIP All of Ryan's money.
waiting for pubert to show up
His getting achievements
im back from getting all the netflix achievements
*HOLY FUCK* I LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW PUBERT!
Pubert Spore Haywood
Did they really?
Pure fire in his eyes when he said "If you say mean things, I'll hunt you down and take whatever parts you have."
Dad of the Year.
@@timmaloney9976 this didn’t age well
Ryan the "doesn't care about his actions and their consequences to his family" guy
ayy lmao
Was looking for this comment
@@Coreytexcam TH-cam algorithm has a sick sense of humour. All it's recommending to me is Ryan The Bad King.
J.R. Spingly Ah yes, “why shouldn’t we care about the guy who did sexual acts with minors and has a following full of minors”.
People murder in the world, why should we care if one person murders? That’s your logic. You’re an idiot.
@J.R. Spingly you’re such a fucking dunce
The mad King, raising the heir to his throne!
that is my throne
+Pubert Haywood XD
For some reason I thought of the title "Mad Prince Pubert" and that made me giggle to no end.
Or the "Royal Prince of Spores"
Dominic Jones the mad prince and princess
They are so cute and well behaved that i could almost be convinced that he just hired shitty child actors to play his kids on stream
They're like 4 and 2, they don't really start to cuss you out at that age 😂
wow shitty youre kind ...
The reaction to you can be bread tomorrow haha made me choke up
+TheArnisondude you're the best daddy in the whole world
+Daniel Solis I'm not.... I don't even have kids but thanks ;)......yes I'm Being sarcastic
Gavin "hey Ryan have you ever killed the hopes and dreams of your children".. that didn't age well..
Reading the mix of comments from 4 years ago and comments from the last few days is like watching two timelines collapse on each other
"You're the best dad in the world!" - Ryan's son.
"Dad, you know you're not the best dad in the world." Geoff's daughter.
Millie
Hahahahaha good one
Etrius Dragnox XD
Well, at least she's honest.
atleast Griffin Might be the best mommy in the world
Where is Ryan finding these cute child actors? Because we all know he lost custody of the real kids in the divorce to Chris.
I laughed way too hard at this comment
holy shit 😂😂😂😂
Wht. No srsly, wht?
virusguy5611
Old RT Short
Ryan still takes them to the weird building on weekdays and leaves them there.
Damn and I thought the character of Filthy Frank was a hard one to pull off, back a few years ago
Turns out the biggest character of all was “Ryan Haywood, Family Man”
Seriously, every Roosterteeth/Achievement Hunter kid has an army behind them.
I honestly wonder what it is like for them, at school and such. Like, do people who watch their parents know her from the internet?
So Ryans promise would ring true
We protecc......we just protecc
How blonde is Ryan's wife cuz holy crap those kids are straight up Super Saiyans, compared to Ryan.
Many kids start with super blonde hair and it gradually darkens as they get older. I have dark brown hair now but as a child I had hair exactly like theirs.
Ryan posted a photo of him as a young child for Extra Life 2015 and he was extremely blonde, his hair just got darker as he got older. Plus his wife, Laurie, is also blonde.
My hair used to be bright blonde and it gradually got red and then sank to an ugly green brown lmao
Gerard Lesterell my dads hair was blonde until he was 9 then it when auburn
that doesn't matter, Ryan could have been born with lighter hair, I have brown hair now, I was born with white and had blonde for most of my life.
Geoff's kid: "I don't know who the best dad in the world is, I just know it's not you."
Ryan's kid: "I love you! You're the best dad in the world!"
Geoff's plight hurts me on the spiritual level.
Olivia is a little rebel, but Millie is a straight fucking savage. This chick is literally a tiny adult, she skipped the whole “I’m a kid that doesn’t know shit” stage and went straight into “I have a personality and I’m gonna make myself known as a GDI (god damned individual)” phase.
You are all shit
Lol
Lmao oof not anymore bro
The algorithm has a pretty sick sense of humor recommending this right now.
it's nice to see Ryan "out of character," you know what I mean? you know, when he's not murdering things or putting animals in holes.
or threatening the internet about his daughter
exactly its so cute
Or when he's IN character
+zigzag11875 You're right!
Only thing that I don't agree with this comment is the putting the animals in holes, Edgar is in the hole for our protection...
"They're just dancing with sticks..."
children scarred for life XD
they're just playing piggy back naked
+RandomGamerCory well then...
"Thanks daddy, you're the best daddy in the world!"
Ryan clearly slipped him a twenty.
This did not age well
Yeah it really didn’t :(
really didnt
@J.R. Spingly No, you can't.
@J.R. Spingly not with the logic that puts everything on the males fault double standards am
I right?
@J.R. Spingly no, she can't.
Some day Ryan's kids are going to break his computer open trying to get the Internet out
XD
And that day will never come... She got the kids in the breakup.
@@JoseCortez-zo3sh good for her
@@JoseCortez-zo3sh Link please? I just want to see it for myself because good for her.
It's pretty standard in cases of infidelity the non cheating parent keeps the kids. And if cheating with minors was thrown in court they may not see Ryan period.
Where's his fungus child named Pubert Spore Haywood
XD
Yes he has 6 achievements.
+CAYCI TONER he pays for the internet
Growing in the basement
+CAYCI TONER oh yeah I forgot about Pubert's achievements
Ryan the Losing Custody Guy
too bad he just ruined their childhoods... smh
Ryan gets all nervous and apologizes.
It cool Ryan
best reply
Ryan is SO much more calm when Gavin isn't around
Everyone is.
That's cause his children aren't as annoying or uncontrollable as Gavin
i was going to make a daddy joke but holy fuck this is too pure and good to tarnish
Bush Hammer This was a good world before you came into existence.
Pddubs LeDubs fair enough
no worries, Ryan did it himself.
his kids seem well behaved. I guess when your dad is the mad king you quickly learn to be respectful.
scott miles Or learn to make people believe what you want them to.O_o
Mad king/ Dad king.
Geoff needs to take notes...
The way your comment reads, it sounds like you saw more in him than almost everyone else, considering recent events.
"that's the internet. be nice to them."
We don't deserve that.
@@connormawe01 fair enough
Like we could get past Ryan 😂😂😂
This did not age well
The kids were nice to the internet. Ryan wasn't.
Well this is one of the cutest things I've ever watched. His kids are so sweet and Ryan's such a good dad.
Definitely agreed haha
100% correct
Just wait till he grounds them to hang out with edgar
ItsABriMoment yeah he really is
Aged like milk
Can youtube not recommend this to me right now...
yeah wtf this is the worst time for this to pop up
Seeing Ryan like this is kinda wierd but very hearthwarming at the same time
when his kids are older “daddy, have you freed edgar yet?”
I was so surprised when I heard he was showing his kids on his streams because for years he was very, very private. I respected him for either decision. I hope people respect his children. They are very cute. Ryan seems like such a great guy.
At some point I think he realized he would have to keep most of his life away from work and that doesn't work very well for the kinds of podcasts they do
Yeah but their names became public at one point and he then decided that names gave the power so he just got less private
I was a bit surprised myself. Like yourself, I respect his decision either way. I think it probably came down to the realisation that if someone really wanted to find out who his kids were then they could and by making a clear effort to avoid that side of his life becoming public then in some ways it made it more likely that someone would go to the effort of finding out. Some people can be reeeal creepy like that. So by him taking that initiative he's asserted a degree of power, or control, over it.
That or he's really proud of being a father and wanted to show off, in which case fairplay. =P
"..I will hunt you down"
*faint noise* "Daddy"
*Stares at the camera and sprints out to the bedroom"
Martin Anthonyo *stares into camera like on the office*
This did not age well
Just wanna say that I up-ed this comment three years ago, and I still love it.
Because it aged _soooooo fucking well,_ like a jar of mayo and carbonated milk under someone's bed.
I hope his family is recovering from such a traumatic revelation and shitshow.
Watching Ryan run off can and then just hearing children's laughter will now and forever be my favourite thing ever.
Probably until now
Well have I got news for you.....
TH-cam WHY WAS THIS RECOMMENDED NOW! SMH
FR BRUH
I mean if you keep clicking on videos about Ryan it’s going to keep recommending videos about Ryan so you know maybe don’t do that
"If you say anything bad, I will hunt you down, and whatever parts you have, I will take them." Even Daddy Ryan is crazy. Just wait until Olivia starts dating. 😂😂😂
People will come up missing
Dude the Haywoods and the Ramseys are the greatest family's and I wish I was part of them
When does he say that
4:13
Dude he's gonna get Geoff Gavin and Michael to help hunt the people down
"I've gotta go get a kid real quick."
"..when you could put a kid to bed and it would just stay there"
when ryan said
"Is that a baby I hear crying? "
I can just imagine him going out of frame and ductape noises in thr background happening. Then he just comes back and says.
"sorry, it was the neighbors."
"...That's how you get rid of a kid" xD
some quality quotes right there
+Edward G. "You can be bread tomorrow"
"I'm such a good father"
Are you sure about that?
We sure believed it
The worse part about this all is the internet will be apart of his kids lives, just like it is to us. All of this will still be here. For them to see how ashamed they have to be of their father.
Sadly this will haunt Ryan's kids for the rest of their lives.
I wish Ryan was my dad
I don't want him to be my dad because if I miss behaved he would probably put lead in my scrambled eggs
'Jack's voice' Daddy issues huh?
"Daddycock" remember that
I wish I had a dad
Sebastian Del C. Your pop's dead too? Almost an orphan highfive!
"Thanks daddy you're the best daddy in the world"
AWWWWWWW
He then calls them "the other one".
Pssh, stupid child, my daddy is the best daddy.
For some reason I can't shake the feeling that Ryan forces his kids to say that.
+zXSEBOXz He said in the clip that he thinks his son knew that he was on camera so thats why he was acting sweeter that usual.
Lol the worst part is that he said Eli was being really nice.
13:10 the sound of a little girl screaming and then ryan laughing is just terrifying
There is one imposter among us
How nice of Ryan for letting his son be bread
xD He was so grateful though :')
😂😂😂
yeah it seems like hes too grateful
I want a drawing of Ryan as a piece of bread telling his son that one day he'll be bread like him.
+SKyHailer xD inbread cats is the best
"That's the Internet. Be nice to them"
Which it should be the other way around haha
No, just like ryan himself, and any descendant of his, his kids can destroy the entire god damn internet
OR ELSE
+Hilario Gonzalez those kids aren't afraid of the Internet the Internet is afraid of them
Especially since they're the off spring of Ryan.
Meanwhile in the Ramseys' household...
Kennetanno underrated comment!
i'm dying holy shit
That's tough...
was this said in the Legion of Doom voice?
Meanwhile in Ryans household...
My husband lost his appetite and didn't eat dinner when he found out the things Ryan did.
wait until they grow up and find all the creepy antics their dad did on the internet
EDIT: I regret making this comment
And then they follow in their father's footsteps. Question is: who gets to be the true successor to the mad monarch?
"I didn't know I had a little brother named Pubert." - Eli Haywood 2021
+zigzag11875 XD
they just walk up to him and say "Daddy, did you free Edgar yet?"
zigzag11875 completely forgot about that. and his wife hears them asking.
"Let's have this conversation away from the internet, just in case this scars you for life."
Ryan fucking dominating as a parent
Sadly it wasn't the internet, but their own father is responsible for the future scarring of their lives.
Ah, yes, thanks TH-cam Algorithm. Just the video I wanted to see in these trying times...
Ryan the fired guy.
Ryan the infidelity guy
Ryan the “do you want Dad or Daddy?” Guy
at first I was like :D
but then I was like :[
@@noonyx33 OOFF
@@Psychobum91932 .... same.
Not gonna lie, Ryan is a pretty cool guy
Ryan the pretty cool guy
Ryan the Cool Streaming Dad who works at achievement hunter guy
Ahhh rhymes nice
Yikes.
@@Beeimus this aged not so well
I support House Haywood.
The Haywood's never splinter
Lol long live House Haywood! The King in the Georgia!..er.. Texas now!
king in the south?
+Bdeamo N The King in the South!
Now we know the BM in BM Vagabond really stood for “Bad Man” 😢
Damn you , you right
Or Bangs Minors?
Based man
god, this hurts to watch now. can't believe he fooled us all
Right
I still think he loves his kids just as much. I don't think the situation is so simple that we can say he fooled us.
Did he started cheating during this time?
No, he didn't fooled us. We never knew him. Fact is that the majority RT could be like him. He only fooled his wife and children.
@@beb0p858 I think he does too, but his actions surely did not express it.
Has pubert spore Haywood been in a stream yet? I wanna watch him get that achievement someday
To get the achievement he would've to watch the stream all the way through.
Moregasm the Powerful as long as i see pubert im happy, the achievement is just a little extra
crap you beat me to that question
lmao
holy crap thats funny
he should just keep a mushroom on his desk
literally dying from how cute they are
literally
when is the funeral?
monday. I still need to watch tomorrow's Off Topic
+Valerie Lee I'm busy Monday but would love to attend. Could you maybe do Tuesday instead?
+Ol' Dude fucking "office topic"... autocorrect ruining everything.
Well.... This has certainly aged fantasticly
TH-cam Recommended has never been so cruel. None of this aged well.
That being said, I really hope his family is okay.
That sound of "I dont wanna go to bed" crying is so universal
I don't think anyone should mind when Ryan interrupts his stream for his kids, he's awesomely a great dad who tries to make sure his kids are happy
no one does lmao
Quinn Marchese the entire chat at that moment was filled with "Awwwwwwwwwww" so I don't think anyone cared.
It was all a smoke screen.
Oof bro my heart
Many of us thought the same
This aged like spoiled milk
Haha, to see this being recommended again isn't really the best.
"You're the best dad in the world!" let's hope Geoff doesn't watch this video
I think I would rather watch Ryan being a dad than stream games. Although, that might be slightly creepy.
i guess it is creepy, but one makes you laugh, and the other makes you want to be a better person
Bdeamo N Watching people stream isn't that motivating.
Khalid Brown Clever
“Any parts you have, I’ll take them”
Could it be
A: a buyer at a junkyard or
B: Ryan threatening bodily harm
Is there really much of a difference?
He had everything to lose but he still went for it.
And he lost it all
He had it all, riches, respect and trust. He couldn’t control himself and let the fame get to his head. I wish the Ryan we knew was still alive. 😔
Even more shocking was he didn’t even risk it all for hot chicks, he did it for lot lizards
Dad guy is "James"
AH guy is "Ryan"
This video broke my heart watching it after Geoff explaining that he's not the best dad in the world.
when did he explain that?
Andrew DeVita search up sad Geoff, there is a few videos from moments in off topic
yeah... I don't think Geoff has to worry about Ryan being the best dad now.
Hearing his son say "you're the best daddy in the world" made me choke up. Those poor children and his wife. He had such a beautiful family and he threw it all away for what? All these years and he stabbed all of them and RT in the back. So much for the best dad in the world
Yeah I was just looking in the comments for someone to mention that it gave me goosebumps
I remember when Ryan first showed up in Achievement Hunter, it was in a minecraft let's play and everyone used to HATE Ryan, now he's the best and absolutely my favorite
Now he’s the worst and absolutely not my favorite.
He was my favorite and well not anymore.
No longer my favorite
Aaaand now we have come full circle
if he's worried about people finding his kids then he can rest easy knowing the rooster teeth army would be pissed.
epyon wing For Mad King And Country my friend
"Thats the internet, be nice to them"
*BUT THEY WILL NEVER BE NICE TO YOU*.
Sometimes they will, but don't count on it...
I really wouldn't count on it now.
Boy this series aged like milk
Haywood ya not be a predator
Ugh, Ryan. With his cute kids, his nice home, his awesome job...
Smug bastard.
You're in luck! There's a Ryan-shaped opening now!
Yikes.
Yikesss
@@GashPlague Honestly I'm shocked too. The whole thing seems like fiction.
For real, how much do you think he paid Eli to say that he's the best dad?
5 percent of all the flashlights in the world.
A small loan of a million flashlights
+JJGAMESTER You win the internet.
+JJGAMESTER thought u said fleshlight
+Kyle Selby fleshlight, go fuck yourself.
"tomorrow u can be bread"....... wish my parents gave me that much motivation as a kid
the top comments don’t even know yet
Ryans kids calling him the best dad ever and feeding him with love while Geoffs child cant trust him
Yeah but Ryan teaches love and Geoff taught individuality and self care as well as freedom of thought and self reliance
@@joerowell1284 And now, it seems that maybe Geoff was the better dad, especially since he didn't cheat on his wife, and groom minors
@@Tigershark_3082 Geoff didn’t confuse being a dad with being someone’s daddy
@@shayminister4922 Yeah...
@@Tigershark_3082 yeah I just found out about the whole thing its so sad to see some our favorite creators and personalitys be bad but that honestly is how the world is ryan and miniladd will never be the same
This is amazing; he's a killer to friends and commits animal slaughter, but he's a superhero to his children's eyes. My respect for Ryan has went up 120%.
Commits animal slaughter?
Damn. My parents would've beat my ass if I came in and interrupted them during work.
Welcome to ryan the bad guy.
Man those kids not wanting to go to bed... they're gonna regret it later down the line...
Nah they're just preparing for the future of endless nights of no sleep
y
practising all-nighters is great for the children of a dark god who is also a gamer.
Wish I had a dad
bruh
this comment made my day
Mr brule you don't need one
I've got some news for ya
You do dumbass
This hurts to watch now
Can... can this be deleted now? I don't think he deserves the recognition anymore
@dingles people loved him as an entertainer and as an idol. Now it's been flipped 180. The people that looked up to him now regret it and are hurt. Quit being a blind sociopath.
@@yashisawsomeCan your account be deleted?
It’s a little awkward now
Geoff is confirmed not best daddy in the world by Eli and Millie
Pyro Gnome because the title of best dad goes to Ryan!
@@TheNintendofanatic11 Not anymore sadly...
@@TheNintendofanatic11 Oof not anymore chief.