@@countvonbachlwolfing5908 ik Jim prob didn't see it because of the tooth and nail rule but I hope he say Maki Itho another Japanese school girl singing and dancing down to the ring
@@billrusso6422 I think Riho is enjoyable as she is cute and can at least pull off the tough baby face role.... However, the Itoh chick is the definition of outlaw wrestler and the Ryo chick that fought Shida looked old, fat, and slow. They really had Excalibur try and explain their history like anyone gives a shit. The women's wrestlers don't have to look like Trish or be as good in the ring as Charlotte but they certainly shouldn't look like out of shape backyard wrestlers with zero communication or personality.
@N yes it is saving it because it's exposing the good old days of wrestling two people and another thing I'm not a boomer I just think Kenny omegas an idiot
I remember going to RAW in the late 90s, I wasn’t up in the balcony but I was pretty high up. Kane’s pyro was so hot even up there I thought my eyebrows were gonna burn off 😂
My dad didnt watch wrestling I'n ng went to a raw was sitting beside the ramp dad never seen kane b4 in is life so he didnt know the pyro was gonna hit needless to say he bout shit lol one of the best memorys with him
I love Kingston, and am so happy to see him get paid finally, but even he was embarrassed by this. That’s why he didn’t move when Moxley went off script 🤣🤣🤣
The Scapegoat debacle at Double or Nothing 2024 being set on fire & still getting the victory for his team like nothing happened is right up there lol.. 😵💫
“We’re going to provide, a serious, sport-based product with the best wrestling. Something you’re going to notice more and more in our shows is they’re going to take place in and around the ring. Like, we’re not going to go out of the arena, we’re not going to spend half the show backstage in dressing rooms, or backstage choreographed segments.” - Tony Khan
@@TomClacy5871 yes. Because those indie wrestlers are killing his company, more and more people are realizing how shity this show is. And it seems like he doesn’t care.
At least with the Shockmaster, you could hear Bulldog say “he fell right on his arse” in the background, so even they somewhat acknowledged the mess up in the moment and didn’t play it completely straight lol. Even Sting acknowledged Jeff’s condition during that TNA main event when he agreed with the crowd booing lol
He hit him in the head with an exploding barbed wire baseball bat and he kicked out at two. Those words have never been said by anyone in professional wrestling ever 🤣
I think Cornette is just salty that he was never a wrestler. I know that balding plumber gets more pussy than cornette ever did. For sure there was never a point in cornette's life where he could actually beat up Moxley. It's cool to talk shit, but man.... sometimes it's clearly jealousy. The match was kinda cool... the ending was the sloppiest thing I've seen since WCW.
@@claycowartisamazing Oh I definitely agree! I only listen to Cornette’s podcast for the science and psychology of professional wrestling. I would have to agree with what he says in those two areas. Now as far as his rants and political views go... well I laugh at his rants and completely ignore his political views. I personally believe that Moxley is a great wrestler and has the talent. I use to think the same for Omega, but not anymore ever since I watched his documentary film and saw the actual disrespect he has for wrestling.
@@corylandolt3614 Yeah, and I'm one of Cornette's biggest fans...PERIOD. Cornette seems to contradict himself in many areas without admitting it. I love Cornette and most of his RULES.... BUT...sometimes it's just hypocrisy and hatred in a kind of...autistic way. Meltzer and Cornette have high functioning autistic qualities. Cornette > Meltzer but..... Wrestlers are wrestling... Cornette was never ever capable of being a tough guy or a perceived pro-wrestling-tough.. ...guy. Some of the most intelligent people on the planet have Asperger syndrome... Corny is a special person and I love him, even though he would get slapped for saying half the shit he says.
@PEPE EL MACHO I believe the hatred comes from the fact that Moxley doesn't "look" like a wrestler or sound like a wrestler (by Cornette standards).... But bruh, Moxley DOES look like some balding dude that would show up to your home to clear the septic tank.
David, I cannot explain to you how much a NONFAN of AEW I am, and how MUCH of a ABSOLUTE FAN of yours that I am for this fucking comment. I’m almost 46 and I cannot begin to explain the FUCKING POP I gave when I read your comment 😜 I am DEAD and you are responsible😎 Thank You!
Funk and Foley: We had the most botched exploding ring ever. Omega and Moxley: Hold our beer. At least ECW used to say "were sorry this sucked" when something went bad.
@Natural Born Master Funk referenced an instance where he was in a death match that had shitty explosions at the end. I guess he was feeling sorry for them because he could relate 😭😂
@Natural Born Master watch the match again because Funk VS Onita sucked big time and the fans were booing them out of the building...these matches does'nt work no matter in what era
They'll sell it as intentional on Omega's part and the fans will eat that trash the fuck up and call it the best storytelling in the history of wrestling.
If Omega came back out and laughed, Kingston didn't sell death, and the announcers especially Excalibur didn't act as if something was catching on fire this wouldn't have been bad and would have been some good heat... Instead it's this. The match wasn't even bad until the run in but the ending absolutely made that irrelevant.
That would actually make it worse lol. You can’t discredit your co-worker’s effort to make it into a storyline(commentators’ and Kingston’s selling). It would also ruin the continuity from the match itself. I mean, Mox already ruined it with that post match promo like nothing happened lol
I've honestly never laughed so hard as when those tiny little sparklers went off at the end of the match, and Mox and Kingston had to sell like they'd been hit by napalm. It was singularly the most pathetic thing ever done in wrestling...and that is saying something. AEW = Awkward Electrified Weirdos...
Yes this only time I popped the whole show...christian is whack if u was tony Kahn I would've paid to get brock lesner n givem whatever he wanted to make this promotion have a hint of reality n add more fans...I felt so bad for eddie kingston the blowback from the sparklers knocked him out.. hahahah so bad
The most embarrassing wrestling moment in *DECADES.* A Shockmaster moment for a new generation. This was a debacle on a scale I've only seen in Vince Russo's WCW
Are they expecting the fans to be like “oooh that dastardly Kenny Omega! He sure did pull a fast one on us and skimped on the pyrotechnics in the ring!”?
@@mac_-mtlmcal ok, but they’re blending reality with storyline. Tony Kahn is speaking to a reporter as a shoot then all of a sudden deviates to kayfabe like we’re just supposed to accept it. It’s also the cheap way out of accepting responsibility because we all know he’s in charge and should have overseen what was going on. Instead of accepting his fuck up like a man, he’s pawning it off on a fictional character.
The ring exploding after the timer ends was such an unnecessary stipulation. Match would've been fine with just the exploding ropes and it ends by pin or sub.
Yeh, but that's not what happened previously in Japan. Seriously, that's the only way Omega can book stuff. "I want to remake the Golden Lovers storyline", "I want to remake the Bullet Club / Elite storyline", "I want to remake the Montreal Screwjob", "I want to remake the Onita-Funk exploding match". Etc etc etc. When given full creative freedom, all Omega can do is pathetic recreations of things someone else came up with before. When he tries to actually book something original, we get AEW's women's division.
I swear it even broke the rule how it was done. Like someone in a post related to this match said how the match had to finish before the 30 min or else the bombs just go off. It never said it continues.
*Jim knew that this was going to be horrible & 100% called it back when the gimmick match was first announced! When it finally happened and ended, my immediate thought was "I can't wait for Jim to roast this damn popcorn fart!!'*
It is actually Christian and Big Shows fault. Tony blew the budget on their signings so they had to get their "effects" from the party store in the strip mall down the block lol
Eddie Kingston in this was like Raul Julia in the Street Fighter movie. Edit: In case you don't get it, Julia's performance in Street Fighter is known for being Oscar-worthy and leagues above the B-list action movie it was in.
But please tell me what you would have done instead. I wouldn't have known how to explain this failure without directly saying: yes, wrestling is staged and something went wrong for us.
@@Saddler1944 He already shit on it. He was saying even before the match that the only way it could work is if the explosions are impressive which... well... ummm..
@@Julian-tw4hb the same thing Terry Funk did when the explosion in Japan botched...stand up and put your arms out and go "WTF?!". The worst thing you could have done is actually sold the explosion like it killed you, when the camera man who was standing right beside it didn't flinch
Angel Yala to be honest, I think AEW is trash 🗑 compared to WWE. However I’m not a moron I can recognize when either company does a horrible angle. They both have at times but thanks for trying to tell me what I can and can’t say, but I’ll put what I want, when I want and if I want, alright ?? Now kick rocks
@@angelyaluhhhh9130 bruh every company has horrible horrible stories. Who could ever forget the storyline they had with AJ styles and that psycho bitch claiming to be his mistress and pregnant with his kid and AJ sleeping with Dixie while AJ had a family and is the biggest family man ever lol
Okay, so, shitty production is NOT the same as a human being writing down that "Kane fucked a corpse," then that got cleared by a team of writers to go on national TV. BIG fucking difference there.
@@hesohit I understand he’s actually of Nigerian decent, but we’ve heard you speak with no accent for years now bro!! 🤣🤣 I can’t lie, for some reason, it’s gonna somehow work out better for him. At least him being a heel will. He looks to much like a nice guy, to be a nice guy. Kinda like the Miz, the Miz never works as a face, all tho he looks like the typical “all American boy” ... in all actuality, Apollo is dope and I hope this works for him. He deserves some sort of push. I wish he would have joined the Hurt Biz tbh.
Jim Ross sounded so unimpressed and deflated after the botch. Like in the vein of "Why the hell did I sign up for this shit? Just pay me and let me go home."
@@matthewjones3553 I was commenting on the tone of his voice and what it sounded like, not whether or not he's happy to be working for AEW. That should have been relatively clear.
@@kayskreed he's actually very critical of some of the sillier things that happen. But I just think Jim is a little ridiculous with this shit. Aew is much better than he gives them credit for. As a lifelong WWE fan, I personally think AEW is the better view
@@matthewjones3553 Yes, especially all the high spots and dives. As a former WWE fan as well, I am more interested in what AEW is doing with the likes of Sting and such. I haven't watched a full WWE show in years, I just watch the wrestling news for updates.
@@Station_AI All these indie death match fucks used real barbed wire and brags about how hardcore and awesome they are. Yet they used fake barbed wire and sparklers and then shove Darby Allen in a bag full of piranha and bear traps.
Man I don't put this on Eddie at all. He was in a tough spot, that wasn't his fault. I am not even an Eddie Kingston fan per se, but I appreciate the effort the guy puts in, including here.
@@Gorgutsforcongress The main point that Corny's saying every week has been what has made the business successful since Frank Gotch was world champ back in 1905 & that's good booking & buildup of CREDIBILITY in the workers. Eddie Kingston up until the PPV this Sun, he was built as a good worker who can work with ANYBODY under any situation & Khan by sending him out there into that dumpster fire, they've singlehandedly turned him into another joke ala Pockets & Twinkle Toes McFinger Bang.
This was even worse than the electrified cage match TNA did years ago. This deserves to win worst everything next year. Lets see if the Observer has the balls to say it.
Tony Khan: "What did you want? For Kenny to actually explode the ring with 2 guys in it?" Everyone: "Maybe more than $30 at a Mexican roadside fireworks stand... Maybe?"
Tony khan: “I don’t know what everyone expected” Fans: Maybe something good?? Like a some big explosion and the ring breaking so it looked cool Tony: nope a few sparklers and poor explosions and that’s all you get and you better like it or I’ll be pissed
Nobody wanted an explosion with two guys in it. The ending would have made sense if Kingston didn't happen. But maybe Kingston and family saves Moxley and the ring explodes?
@@krosskross1221 wrestlers have been in the ring with pyro going off for years on ring posts for years.... most stamd on stage with pyro going off ring next to them All they had to do was have a load of big booms going off and the ring break and it would have looked fucking cool
I think even most AEW fans were embarrassed but there were a few fans that were so delusion. That they were saying stuff like it was great and it is why AEW will take WWE out of business, with no sarcasm.
@@TyMarshall007 It would be fun if they would do something simple & that's do logical booking, there's no logic in either company's booking of their talent
Yea I can’t believe that lil frail scumbag got booker of the year. Oh yea, he pays Meltzer!! That’s why!! I just pray this feud is over. It’s been going on for over a year in AEW alone. These 2 dudes are just trash
@@RicGagger Moxley only can wrestle gimmick matches. He trash doing that. Kenny Beta only a "spot wrestler" just looking for the THIS Is AWESOME CHANTS. Both completely sucks
@@Adm1rance The storyline is okay but the match wasn’t good whatsoever. When they were laying the match out, they had to know this was going to be bad. They knew they were going to get reaction like this. How Moxley, whose been in legitimate CZW death matches, agreed to this is beyond me.
@@foodmatrix4578 most people said the match itself was good/great, only a minority have said the match itself was 'bad' - happy to disagree with you on that point.
Well AEW is actually great for him. Bigger fish in small pond, works less dates, gets to be a crazy bad ass vs crazy lunatic, the fans love everything he does and I'm sure similar money to what he made in WWE. He's getting wrestler and feud of the year awards putting in 1/4 effort of his former Shield brethren. He also doesn't even have to do promos. He's sitting prettier than the EVPs. Miro on the other hand... Also the match was good minus the run in and roman candle explosion.
If the corner post sparklers had gone off, and Kingston had looked confused instead of selling, and the Omega club had come out and pointed and laughed as a "psych!" moment. They could have saved it. They did not.
They should have called an audible on the fly once it was readily apparent no explosion was happening, I don’t think they where thinking on there toes and it came back to bite them in the ass.
@@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 maybe but u can't blame eddie jon omega or even the company for that botch They tested the bomb b4 the show and it was fine but the bomb on the actual shiw turned out to be a dud
@@reubenelite oh so there shouldn’t be any accountability from any of them? They’re on PPV, they should have back-up plans over back-up plans. That’s how it goes. Any MAJOR wrestling promotion has that during PPV, so why can’t they? It’s not an excuse that it worked during the tests.
Easiest 23 minute listen in the world. "Shitty bookinghausen" Eddie Kingston was a professional. He did his mfn job. Everyone else failed. #threecountcommentaries
@Morpheus A. Smith maybe it’s both? He could sell cardiac arrest I’m sure lol but mox on a revenge mission because they gave his chubby friend who wasn’t his friend till literally this incident a heart attack.
The guy that told us it would be sports based is the same guy that said Matt Hardy had no Concussion after dropping on concrete and the fart of an explosion was on purpose. I start to believe Tony Khan lives in own reality.
Gender reveal parties are more dangerous than the finish of that match.
Hahahaha. Underrated comment.
California gender reveal parties are #AllElite
Seen this stolen comment posted everywhere,
Didn't some guy blow himeself up the other week trying to build one of those stupid gender reveal party poppers?
Darwin award winner ? !!
@@BrickFlairMMA for real. It was everywhere on Reddit.
A ring could explode and The Bucks would still kick out at 2
And no sell the explosions
So would Riho.
@@countvonbachlwolfing5908 ik Jim prob didn't see it because of the tooth and nail rule but I hope he say Maki Itho another Japanese school girl singing and dancing down to the ring
and then hit that stupid ass double super kick
@@billrusso6422 I think Riho is enjoyable as she is cute and can at least pull off the tough baby face role.... However, the Itoh chick is the definition of outlaw wrestler and the Ryo chick that fought Shida looked old, fat, and slow. They really had Excalibur try and explain their history like anyone gives a shit. The women's wrestlers don't have to look like Trish or be as good in the ring as Charlotte but they certainly shouldn't look like out of shape backyard wrestlers with zero communication or personality.
The Ultimate Warrior got more blown up running to the ring than this match!
Oooohh this is a good one
Stop LMAO 😂😂😂😂
Daymn, now that's savage! 🤣
👏👏👏
ROFL
"The CEO of Moxley Plumbing" 😂😂 I swear I love this guy!!
😄😁😆😅🤣😂😂🤣😅😆😁😄
At this point I’m thinking Tony Khan is using his Dad’s money to grow the viewership of Jim Cornette.
Not doubt. 😂 this video isn’t even 24 hours out and it’s over 110,000 views!!!
And that case he saving the wrestling business after all by exposing people to Jim cornette
@N yes it is saving it because it's exposing the good old days of wrestling two people and another thing I'm not a boomer I just think Kenny omegas an idiot
@N you're so triggered
@@bleedingheartcreative He is triggered. Jim worked him into a shoot smh
As someone else said, Kane's entrance could commit murder in AEW.
Current Kane still a bigger draw than every wrestler in AEW.
The guy who did Kane is now mayor of his city in Tennessee :)
I remember going to RAW in the late 90s, I wasn’t up in the balcony but I was pretty high up. Kane’s pyro was so hot even up there I thought my eyebrows were gonna burn off 😂
@@TFitz1 Yeah I went to a RAW in the late '90s as well, around '99 or so. Kane still had his organ intro and the explosion made your bones rattle.
My dad didnt watch wrestling I'n ng went to a raw was sitting beside the ramp dad never seen kane b4 in is life so he didnt know the pyro was gonna hit needless to say he bout shit lol one of the best memorys with him
Moxley gets on the mic afterwards, Kingston is still playing dead. Lol
Facts lol kingston is weak againts sparkler
I was watching the video, and I couldn't help but laugh 😂 Kingston made himself look so weak. Not good for his image.
He's been Moxley's Make-a-Wish kid ever since he came to AEW
Exactly. I'm like he's playing it off like it was a joke. But yet Kingston was still acting dead 😂
I love Kingston, and am so happy to see him get paid finally, but even he was embarrassed by this. That’s why he didn’t move when Moxley went off script 🤣🤣🤣
There’s more pyro in Cody’s entrance than in the ending of that match.
LOL my backyard bug zapper packs more of a punch. Hopefully Eddie is ok, awaiting the medical report.
Yes, there is 😂
I come back to listen to this every so often, because 14:28-14:44 is one of the greatest audio excerpts of our lifetime. It slays me.
Hell yeah and I love that fact that I hate both of these guys any destroys them
Thank you for the timestamp I come back to this video every couple months just to laugh my ass off at that part
I come back and listen to this clip because the bit between 4:49 and 5:00 makes me laugh so hard
SLAIN! TENDORIZED! PULVERATED! INCOSPTIONATED! IMPLISION!
@@theonetheonlyjoey I'd make it a bit longer than that even. "And it looked like Gillberg's sparklers" got me
I’m back years later to relive this experience. Undoubtedly the peak of AEW.
Me to 😂😂😂
absolutely.. if the pandemic had continued for another two years I'm sure AEW would've beat WWE. God damn vaccines went into business for themselves
The Scapegoat debacle at Double or Nothing 2024 being set on fire & still getting the victory for his team like nothing happened is right up there lol.. 😵💫
Haven't waited so impatiently for a Cornette interview since Matt Hardy and Sammy Gurvera incident
I was thinking the same thing, except I waited for Jim and Brian to lose their minds with Nia's hole.
Jericho’s lionsault
Twinkle toes winning the belt
Lol, same.
FTR losing to the lamo bucks
The most anticipated Cornette rant.
People say this a lot but I’ve genuinely never clicked on something so fast
This was anticipated as Le Dinner Debonair
Nah the fiend vs Randy
For now...
💯 👌
“We’re going to provide, a serious, sport-based product with the best wrestling. Something you’re going to notice more and more in our shows is they’re going to take place in and around the ring. Like, we’re not going to go out of the arena, we’re not going to spend half the show backstage in dressing rooms, or backstage choreographed segments.” - Tony Khan
Ikr, Then proceeds to do almost everything wwe does (probably worse), and the best thing is their marks saying nothing about it 😆
@@jenisia3600 if anything they defend it and look for every excuse. Just to get hit with >>yOu’Re nOt uH rEEl wRAssLiiN fAn, yUh onLy LiiKe wWe
@@jenisia3600 jeez, at least wwe is entertaining and has good production
Joey Janella being on the roster ruins the serious sport-based product.
Khan is a liar.
As an AEW fan, the excuses i’m seeing other fans come up with over this horrible finish are embarrassing
Why can’t they just laugh it off
As an old school wrestling fan who is supporting AEW due to holding the WCW banner of TNT.
Interesting. Cause I've actually seen majority of AEW fans crap on this too. Including those in attendance
"Was a dooood bro!"
"Omega tricked all the marks bro"
"You weren't expecting the ring to actually explode didn't you bro?!?!?!"
@@carloscjr23 "Omega tricked all the Marks"- The Marks
Cody: We don't have heels and babyfaces, that's antiquated
Tony Kahn: "It was the heel's fault!"
Just like Cornette has said many times. Everyone does what they want. Tony doesn’t have a single drop of leadership.
@@marcosant98 He has to start putting his foot down
@@TomClacy5871 where he’s still a money mark
@@TomClacy5871 yes. Because those indie wrestlers are killing his company, more and more people are realizing how shity this show is. And it seems like he doesn’t care.
Ecw said that but clearly they did everybody has heels and baby faces
Gilberg's entrance pyro was more impressive than this match
Gillberg?
Gilberygooker
Gillian Hall
Eddie Gilbert?
Glen gilberti
Even the Shock Master cringed at this.
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
At least with the Shockmaster, you could hear Bulldog say “he fell right on his arse” in the background, so even they somewhat acknowledged the mess up in the moment and didn’t play it completely straight lol. Even Sting acknowledged Jeff’s condition during that TNA main event when he agreed with the crowd booing lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And the Gobbly Gooker
Bwhahahahahaha
This will be more explosive then the match itself
“It looks fine, it looks fine to me Brian”
Seamzview > joe Cronin
Where you been? We miss you bro. You haven’t been consistent and dedicated lately 🤔 we need cm punk videos!
Oh it was.
True.
He hit him in the head with an exploding barbed wire baseball bat and he kicked out at two.
Those words have never been said by anyone in professional wrestling ever 🤣
I think even Foley would've been out after that.
Did Cornette just refer Moxley as a “balding plumber”??? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I think the average balding plumber could work better.
I think Cornette is just salty that he was never a wrestler. I know that balding plumber gets more pussy than cornette ever did. For sure there was never a point in cornette's life where he could actually beat up Moxley. It's cool to talk shit, but man.... sometimes it's clearly jealousy. The match was kinda cool... the ending was the sloppiest thing I've seen since WCW.
@@claycowartisamazing Oh I definitely agree! I only listen to Cornette’s podcast for the science and psychology of professional wrestling. I would have to agree with what he says in those two areas. Now as far as his rants and political views go... well I laugh at his rants and completely ignore his political views.
I personally believe that Moxley is a great wrestler and has the talent. I use to think the same for Omega, but not anymore ever since I watched his documentary film and saw the actual disrespect he has for wrestling.
@@corylandolt3614 Yeah, and I'm one of Cornette's biggest fans...PERIOD. Cornette seems to contradict himself in many areas without admitting it. I love Cornette and most of his RULES.... BUT...sometimes it's just hypocrisy and hatred in a kind of...autistic way. Meltzer and Cornette have high functioning autistic qualities. Cornette > Meltzer but..... Wrestlers are wrestling... Cornette was never ever capable of being a tough guy or a perceived pro-wrestling-tough.. ...guy. Some of the most intelligent people on the planet have Asperger syndrome... Corny is a special person and I love him, even though he would get slapped for saying half the shit he says.
@PEPE EL MACHO I believe the hatred comes from the fact that Moxley doesn't "look" like a wrestler or sound like a wrestler (by Cornette standards).... But bruh, Moxley DOES look like some balding dude that would show up to your home to clear the septic tank.
Kingston acting like he had radiation poisoning from Hiroshima.
Sounds like a reasonable reaction to being exposed to this match. :P
@@tempestfennac9687 😂
David, I cannot explain to you how much a NONFAN of AEW I am, and how MUCH of a ABSOLUTE FAN of yours that I am for this fucking comment. I’m almost 46 and I cannot begin to explain the FUCKING POP I gave when I read your comment 😜 I am DEAD and you are responsible😎 Thank You!
He was delusional, get him to an infirmary
Too soon
AEW now knows what the coyote felt like when ACME screwed him with the roadrunner
😆😆😆😂😂😂
Or when Marvin Martian was looking for the Earth Shattering Kaboom
😂😂😂😂
JESUS!!!! HAHAHAH
Meep meep!
I'm so pumped, this is like the Wrestlemania of this podcast
💯💯
Yup, we've been waiting for this😂
This is like the main event rant of this podcast 😆
Funk and Foley: We had the most botched exploding ring ever.
Omega and Moxley: Hold our beer.
At least ECW used to say "were sorry this sucked" when something went bad.
The Mutants took care of that with the chair throwing incident
Beer? More like soy lattes
@@rustydelata9398 I've seen Moxley drink beer. Maybe they'd meet in the middle, with soy beer.😂
Truth
@@coryshannon3815 Ambrose once got drunk at a HoF ceremony, but it's rumored he drank beers with no alcohol.
"Are these guys stupid?"
"Yes."
🤣
Whenever I see something stupid on AEW I always think ‘what’s going through Jim Cornettes head right now’😂😂
I was like that already when this finish happen in this PPV
Yep, only reason not to tune out and sacrifice some brain cells, at least you regain a few come Cornys podcast
I think of one of those brain parasites from Star Trek being put into one of the captains ears and then it swirls around eating parts of his brain
I swear he could make a lot of money selling a livestream of his reactions as he's watching these shows.
@@Tim85-y2q could you image that all I could see is corny dropping the f bombs and ripping up his notes up and saying at the end fucking shit
So on a show called DYNAMITE on TNT they couldn’t pull off an explosion got it 😂😂😂
Dead 🤣🤣🤦🏻♂️
Bruh lmao
Ohh .. Good point.
Irony at it’s peak
The tv show is called dynamite and, yet this match went of like a wet fart in church. How do they fail so epically?
Omega isn't Onita
Ambrose isn't Funk
And AEW sure as fuck ain't FMW
How high does this measure on the Muta Scale?
@Natural Born Master Funk referenced an instance where he was in a death match that had shitty explosions at the end. I guess he was feeling sorry for them because he could relate 😭😂
Don't gloss over Onita VS Chono. Onita threw himself onto the wire and *pop* *pop* *fizz*
That's for damn sure.
@Natural Born Master watch the match again because Funk VS Onita sucked big time and the fans were booing them out of the building...these matches does'nt work no matter in what era
Fire Pro Wrestling on PS2 had better exploding rings than AEW's exploding ring.
I mean, you aint wrong! Fire Pro Wrestling Returns was daaaaaaaaaaaamn good lol.
Heck FMW has a better ring explosion than AEW
Honestly AEW turned into 2000’s WCW incredibly fast lol
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It’s exactly like wcw rn
It's sad to compare AEW and to WCW but as bad as that spot was sold by everyone it was beyond Shockmaser level of embarrassing
1980's wcw - "we're going to go bankrupt in 20 years."
aew - "hold my superkick."
TNA. At least WCW was good in the late 80s early 90s
I started laughing before I clicked on it, then I saw the length of it and started laughing even more 😂
i cant stop laughing at that jim reaction to the deathmatch drawing. something a fuckn 9 year old did lmao😂😂
@@PlanetVideoGamez Just seen it, just added more salt to the wound.
@@Shawn6751 **more to the phony barbed wire wounds 😂😂
They'll sell it as intentional on Omega's part and the fans will eat that trash the fuck up and call it the best storytelling in the history of wrestling.
If Omega came back out and laughed, Kingston didn't sell death, and the announcers especially Excalibur didn't act as if something was catching on fire this wouldn't have been bad and would have been some good heat... Instead it's this. The match wasn't even bad until the run in but the ending absolutely made that irrelevant.
That would actually make it worse lol. You can’t discredit your co-worker’s effort to make it into a storyline(commentators’ and Kingston’s selling). It would also ruin the continuity from the match itself.
I mean, Mox already ruined it with that post match promo like nothing happened lol
@@OMGWhoAreYou3773 I’m starting to think that Moxley doesn’t actually like wrestling. This is all just him taking the piss out of it.
Lol they did and they have lmfao
@Jay Harv28 If he does it just for the money wouldn’t he have stayed in the fed?
The Popcorn is out gents, this is gonna be a ride...
Yeah i dont even watch wrassling anymore but still listen to corny love his omega rants
That explosive made safe and sane fireworks look like Hiroshima
@@thegodfatheroftoys3349 they should have had jason pierre paul do the fireworks
@@cullencalabria5636 extremely underrated comment
@@austinewing2700 haha im glad that someone got it
Tony kahn and aew love to throw shade at wwe but are blocking gifs of the non exploding deathmatch on Twitter lol
"The Good Brothers Suck"
"I like their matches"
When Jim is the nice one u know it's bad
I feel like by themselves with no "boss" like Omega/Styles I just find them boring tbh.
Those guys are another example of how bad guys can be when they’re left to their own devices
@@kevinedwards1913 exactly. Aew has exposed them.
Theyre just two jobbers. Otherwise WWE would've treated them better. Njpw sucks. They treat every ahole like a million bucks and smarks love it
Brian is right though. They've always been god awful. Jim likes them because he's probably friendly with Gallows.
I’ve never been this excited for one of Jim’s reviews.
I've been waiting for this one as well.
Same
same lol
Lmao definitely 😂😂😂
I'm with you 😂
Tony Khan should've hired Michael Bay for this one.
Instead he hired Ed Wood :-P
Neil Breen would've given us a more convincing explosion.
Should of hired gilberg
Should've called terry funk or a expert Japanese death match person
Instead he hired the bay city rollers.
I've honestly never laughed so hard as when those tiny little sparklers went off at the end of the match, and Mox and Kingston had to sell like they'd been hit by napalm. It was singularly the most pathetic thing ever done in wrestling...and that is saying something.
AEW = Awkward Electrified Weirdos...
Arent Explosives Wonderful
Dude same, when I saw that end I lost it. I had to rewatch it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes this only time I popped the whole show...christian is whack if u was tony Kahn I would've paid to get brock lesner n givem whatever he wanted to make this promotion have a hint of reality n add more fans...I felt so bad for eddie kingston the blowback from the sparklers knocked him out.. hahahah so bad
@@joelz9724 Christian aint whack man, hes a solid mid card talent that they desperately need.
Awful Explosion, Wow!
I almost pissed myself at Cornette disgustedly saying “kendo steeiiiiickkkk” 6:08
🤣🤣🤣 same
Kendo stick is a pretty rubish weapon for a hardcore match,
And he called omegas finisher the one winged fairy lol
Yep 😂😂😂😂
I always liked it when Blackmen used one because he looked like he knew how to use one properly.
You couldn’t even sugarcoat Jim’s justified rant this time - this was AEW’s most embarrassing moment by far!
You should see Booker T's face on his podcast while he's getting the rundown on this match
It's the same face he makes when you ask him a 3fd grade math question.
Link?
@@ronniejdio9411 so you're super butthurt.
Thomas Jefferson sucka
Thanks imma check that
AEW spread those cheeks, Corny is a coming!
No lube
@@gregoryturner9530 RAW!
No Vasaline
The most embarrassing wrestling moment in *DECADES.* A Shockmaster moment for a new generation. This was a debacle on a scale I've only seen in Vince Russo's WCW
Ten years ago we had Jeff Hardy high as fuck vs Sting lol.
Or wwe giving a whole tribute show to a murderer
Or wwe using big shows fathers death in a angle
@Morpheus A. Smith was it disgusting, yes. Was it embarrassing, no.
Remember that time Mae Young and Mark Henry...
The ending was funny as hell.
The sparklers certainly left a mark on Eddie Kingston and Jon moxley.
Kingston selling it like death is hilarious. Dude got destroyed by sparklers lmao
I felt secondhand embarrassment for Kingston and Moxley. I can just imagine what they were saying to each other as they lay there lol
Some day we’ll know the long conversation they had while this failed miserably.
I bet you it was a whole Lotta laughs because how can you not 😂😂😂
Pizza now ordered, boy I’m ready for this 😂
Did you really get pizza 😂
@@revolutionaryno.2chiefofst290 yeah I usually do when I know a promo is on the way.
Just Doordash ordered some Popeyes to eat while watching Aew Dark and gonna listen to Jim while the food gets here.
I'm eating my hamburger helper 😆
@@richardrichard5680 same lol
Are they expecting the fans to be like “oooh that dastardly Kenny Omega! He sure did pull a fast one on us and skimped on the pyrotechnics in the ring!”?
Yeah. There's literally a guy saying that here. It's beyond sad.
@@madamefeast4824 they were people pushing for aew to use that narrative it is sad
@@Highly3666 aew's gimmick is 'being shite' so they are at least they're sticking to the gimmick
No. But it is a quick cover up that makes sense, what would a wrestler know about building an exploding ring?
@@mac_-mtlmcal ok, but they’re blending reality with storyline. Tony Kahn is speaking to a reporter as a shoot then all of a sudden deviates to kayfabe like we’re just supposed to accept it. It’s also the cheap way out of accepting responsibility because we all know he’s in charge and should have overseen what was going on. Instead of accepting his fuck up like a man, he’s pawning it off on a fictional character.
Poor, Eddie. The moment was great then he sold sparklers like a king. Poor, Eddie.
Ikr I feel bad for the dude. Everything he does always looks real. Of all people for this bitch to screw over I hate it was him.
Brian says “Oh, will you stop it!” to Jim the same way Gorilla said it to the Brain. It’s hilarious
Definitely a homage 😂
@@user-li3fr8jl3b facts
@@user-li3fr8jl3b An homage ? You've got an active imagination.
They couldn't make an explosion happen if their show was called Dynamite and it aired on TNT lol
This is going to be more entertaining than the show
Yeah
Been waiting for exactly this since Sunday
Been waiting since Sunday for this
Nah it was a good ppv
Aside from this 'pyro finish', the PPV was excellent.
“Thanks for reminding us, balding plumber” 😂😂😂 I’m howling
SAME🤣
He’s doing better than these degenerates in the comments. 🗣
The ring exploding after the timer ends was such an unnecessary stipulation. Match would've been fine with just the exploding ropes and it ends by pin or sub.
Yeh, but that's not what happened previously in Japan.
Seriously, that's the only way Omega can book stuff. "I want to remake the Golden Lovers storyline", "I want to remake the Bullet Club / Elite storyline", "I want to remake the Montreal Screwjob", "I want to remake the Onita-Funk exploding match". Etc etc etc. When given full creative freedom, all Omega can do is pathetic recreations of things someone else came up with before.
When he tries to actually book something original, we get AEW's women's division.
I swear it even broke the rule how it was done. Like someone in a post related to this match said how the match had to finish before the 30 min or else the bombs just go off. It never said it continues.
Just remove the explosive shit altogether if you're going to completely half-ass it and fuck everyone involved, like holy shit
*Jim knew that this was going to be horrible & 100% called it back when the gimmick match was first announced! When it finally happened and ended, my immediate thought was "I can't wait for Jim to roast this damn popcorn fart!!'*
To think Jericho threw away his legacy for this 😂😂😂
He sure did smh
What "legacy"? He's been doing idiotic comedy skit garbage for a decade.
@@henrygvidonas9573 lol true but he definitely jumped the shark on this
Jericho has lost his legs and his ass as well
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pmsl at this comment!
Couldn't click on this fast enough.
Ive been waiting days for it
Saaammmmeee
Don’t you think Christian and Big Show both immediately asked if there was an escape clause for those new contracts ?
I bet they were laughing they are stealing money from the mark.
Tony Khan = 90s Eric Bischoff
The only mark they were stealing money from is Vince McMahon
It is actually Christian and Big Shows fault. Tony blew the budget on their signings so they had to get their "effects" from the party store in the strip mall down the block lol
Nah Everyone has a price for the billion dollar mark
I was waiting for this the moment the botch happened LMFAOOO
AEW should be called "Awful Every Week" at this point
Jim explaining that the ppvs had to be over at 2 hours and fifty five minutes into the show so the replay could be ready makes perfect sense.
Kenny didn't throw powder. He threw fairy dust.
Well he is gay so yeah .....
golden shower
Eddie Kingston in this was like Raul Julia in the Street Fighter movie.
Edit: In case you don't get it, Julia's performance in Street Fighter is known for being Oscar-worthy and leagues above the B-list action movie it was in.
Lol
To Kenny, Revolution was to be the most important day of his life. But to Eddie, it was Sunday
Straight up.
Game...........OVVVEERRRRR
More like after he died....
The way AEW is handling this proves they can’t handle criticism.
I am sure Dixie Kahn has Uncle Dave on full damage control.
But please tell me what you would have done instead. I wouldn't have known how to explain this failure without directly saying: yes, wrestling is staged and something went wrong for us.
@@Julian-tw4hb I’d not have this stupid stipulation to begin with.
@@Saddler1944 He already shit on it. He was saying even before the match that the only way it could work is if the explosions are impressive which... well... ummm..
@@Julian-tw4hb the same thing Terry Funk did when the explosion in Japan botched...stand up and put your arms out and go "WTF?!". The worst thing you could have done is actually sold the explosion like it killed you, when the camera man who was standing right beside it didn't flinch
Thats right up there with Katie vick, Shock master and Mae Young’s hand pregnancy
Stop trying to bash wwe because you’re favorite pissant company failed to do a match right 😹😹
Angel Yala to be honest, I think AEW is trash 🗑 compared to WWE. However I’m not a moron I can recognize when either company does a horrible angle. They both have at times but thanks for trying to tell me what I can and can’t say, but I’ll put what I want, when I want and if I want, alright ?? Now kick rocks
@@angelyaluhhhh9130 bruh every company has horrible horrible stories. Who could ever forget the storyline they had with AJ styles and that psycho bitch claiming to be his mistress and pregnant with his kid and AJ sleeping with Dixie while AJ had a family and is the biggest family man ever lol
Okay, so, shitty production is NOT the same as a human being writing down that "Kane fucked a corpse," then that got cleared by a team of writers to go on national TV.
BIG fucking difference there.
Finger Poke of Doom and Victory Road 2009
Gillberg’s sparklers and man’s heart attack comments are making me lose myself 😂
I believe Apollo Crews new accent is more authentic than this match was explosive
I cringed a bit harder at Apollo, at least the explosion popped me when I saw it was serious.
@@hesohit what explosion? Those sparklers? 🤣🤣
@@hesohit I understand he’s actually of Nigerian decent, but we’ve heard you speak with no accent for years now bro!! 🤣🤣 I can’t lie, for some reason, it’s gonna somehow work out better for him. At least him being a heel will. He looks to much like a nice guy, to be a nice guy. Kinda like the Miz, the Miz never works as a face, all tho he looks like the typical “all American boy” ... in all actuality, Apollo is dope and I hope this works for him. He deserves some sort of push. I wish he would have joined the Hurt Biz tbh.
@@RicGagger just saying I at least got a laugh and smiled. Wwe is just cringe except Bianca Blair, reign and hayman
@@RicGagger too cringe cause he just ripped off black panther and that’s not a Nigerian accent lmao 😂
I’ve had more explosive mudd butt than the pyro off this match. Looked like a firework show I put on for my 2 year old
Almost perfect thumbnail, just missing Eddie Kingston making the ultimate sacrifice 😆
Is Eddie OK ?
@@revolutionaryno.2chiefofst290 i hope so, i got burned once by a sparkler as a kid, and it hurt for 2, almost 2 and a half hours. Poor guy.
@King Slayer Thoughts and prayers for Eddies mother
He watched the PPV ?
@@kevinchappell8770 Haha perfect
😵👼
7:32 “Thank you for removing all doubt, balding plumber….” 😂😂😂
To quote the famous words of Marvin the Martian.
"Where is the Kaboom? There is supposed to be an earth shattering Kaboom."
That "Explosion" Looked like bottle service in Vegas
Not even. I had more pizazz receiving drinks then the end of that match
Jim Ross sounded so unimpressed and deflated after the botch. Like in the vein of "Why the hell did I sign up for this shit? Just pay me and let me go home."
You're wrong. He actually loves being there. If he didn't wanna be there, he'd leave
@@matthewjones3553 I was commenting on the tone of his voice and what it sounded like, not whether or not he's happy to be working for AEW. That should have been relatively clear.
@@kayskreed he's actually very critical of some of the sillier things that happen. But I just think Jim is a little ridiculous with this shit. Aew is much better than he gives them credit for. As a lifelong WWE fan, I personally think AEW is the better view
@@matthewjones3553 Yes, especially all the high spots and dives. As a former WWE fan as well, I am more interested in what AEW is doing with the likes of Sting and such. I haven't watched a full WWE show in years, I just watch the wrestling news for updates.
@@kayskreed I still watch NXT cuz it's awesome week in and week out. Especially the ppv's
ok, here we go, folks, this is what we were waiting for on pins and needles...
Hahaha no doubt. We were all waiting for this 🤣🤣🤣
We wee
I bet this was one of the main reasons why Cody went back to WWE. He didn’t want to be apart of this indie garbage.
I’m 100% sure Kenny thought of this whole idea to every detail, because it seems like him, and Moxley just said yeah cooooolll...
They should have combined a big smoke explosion and sparks combined with the old ring collapse gimmick and I feel like it would have been acceptable
So these guys are “hardcore” but used plastic barbed wire 😂
Wait until you find out the undertaker isn't really a zombie
@@Station_AI This type of matches used to have real barbed wired, we all know Ambrose always uses props on his outlaw matches.
@@RandalfElVikingo never real barb wire.
@@Station_AI All these indie death match fucks used real barbed wire and brags about how hardcore and awesome they are. Yet they used fake barbed wire and sparklers and then shove Darby Allen in a bag full of piranha and bear traps.
@@Station_AI what I mean by that is all the outlaw mud show Ian rottens, mick foley, Sabus of the world that they look up to used real barbed wire
Remember all those months of saying Eddie Kingston actually felt real with everything the did and said? Well, down the crapper it goes
You can’t blame Eddie one bit at all.
Man I don't put this on Eddie at all. He was in a tough spot, that wasn't his fault. I am not even an Eddie Kingston fan per se, but I appreciate the effort the guy puts in, including here.
I think Eddie has his head down and probably had hearing protection in.
@@Gorgutsforcongress You REALLY don't understand what Corny's talking about every week do you?
@@Gorgutsforcongress The main point that Corny's saying every week has been what has made the business successful since Frank Gotch was world champ back in 1905 & that's good booking & buildup of CREDIBILITY in the workers. Eddie Kingston up until the PPV this Sun, he was built as a good worker who can work with ANYBODY under any situation & Khan by sending him out there into that dumpster fire, they've singlehandedly turned him into another joke ala Pockets & Twinkle Toes McFinger Bang.
This was even worse than the electrified cage match TNA did years ago. This deserves to win worst everything next year. Lets see if the Observer has the balls to say it.
They’ll defend it. 😂
Dave Meltzer will make it Match of the Year.
Can AEW have one good night that's flawless? Jim is killing me 😂
The Shockmaster's pyro was more impressive than that!
Every week I say damn this will be one of most anticipated Cornette reviews, and the next show somehow does some even wilder shit to top the previous.
I wish the actual wrestling would make me so excited 😂
Let's hope I don't die from laughter by the end of this.
@Morpheus A. Smith Why do you keep saying that?
@Morpheus A. Smith There is no need to be upset.
No tears, only Wrestlemania now.
"Gilberg's sparklers on the ring posts" 😂😭😭😭☠☠☠☠☠ Fucking dead!
Tony Khan: "What did you want? For Kenny to actually explode the ring with 2 guys in it?"
Everyone: "Maybe more than $30 at a Mexican roadside fireworks stand... Maybe?"
Tony khan: “I don’t know what everyone expected”
Fans: Maybe something good?? Like a some big explosion and the ring breaking so it looked cool
Tony: nope a few sparklers and poor explosions and that’s all you get and you better like it or I’ll be pissed
Nobody wanted an explosion with two guys in it. The ending would have made sense if Kingston didn't happen. But maybe Kingston and family saves Moxley and the ring explodes?
@@krosskross1221 wrestlers have been in the ring with pyro going off for years on ring posts for years.... most stamd on stage with pyro going off ring next to them
All they had to do was have a load of big booms going off and the ring break and it would have looked fucking cool
We’ve all been refreshing patiently waiting for this lol
Alot of AEW fans were excited for the PPV. now i how they felt, because i was excited for Jims reaction to this debacle.
I think even most AEW fans were embarrassed but there were a few fans that were so delusion. That they were saying stuff like it was great and it is why AEW will take WWE out of business, with no sarcasm.
@@12012channel I do hate those brainless wwe and aew fan boys I just want to have fun watching wrestling
@@TyMarshall007 It would be fun if they would do something simple & that's do logical booking, there's no logic in either company's booking of their talent
"Booker of the year" Tony 👉🏿 Con 😂😂😂😂👎🏾💩
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yea I can’t believe that lil frail scumbag got booker of the year. Oh yea, he pays Meltzer!! That’s why!! I just pray this feud is over. It’s been going on for over a year in AEW alone. These 2 dudes are just trash
@@RicGagger Moxley only can wrestle gimmick matches. He trash doing that. Kenny Beta only a "spot wrestler" just looking for the THIS Is AWESOME CHANTS. Both completely sucks
@@blind-sidelocc6052 man AEW is just awful. I actually enjoyed dynamite last week, and then there was this shit
@@RicGagger Shaq a non wrestler, teaching a bunch of Garage wrestlers how to sell. Pathetic 😂
Kenny Omega should have an "Expose the Business Match"...oh wait! That's every match of his.
Jim's description of the match is 100% better than the match 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The explosions on Streets of Rage 3 were way more terrifying 😂😂😂
So, Moxley leaves WWE due to bad booking only to do a “death match” with sparklers at the end 😂 😂
And let’s not forget wwe wasn’t extreme enough for him.
the match and storyline wasn't 'bad booking'
the ending was botched, sure. but the actual program and booking was good.
@@Adm1rance The storyline is okay but the match wasn’t good whatsoever. When they were laying the match out, they had to know this was going to be bad. They knew they were going to get reaction like this. How Moxley, whose been in legitimate CZW death matches, agreed to this is beyond me.
@@foodmatrix4578 most people said the match itself was good/great, only a minority have said the match itself was 'bad' - happy to disagree with you on that point.
Well AEW is actually great for him. Bigger fish in small pond, works less dates, gets to be a crazy bad ass vs crazy lunatic, the fans love everything he does and I'm sure similar money to what he made in WWE. He's getting wrestler and feud of the year awards putting in 1/4 effort of his former Shield brethren. He also doesn't even have to do promos. He's sitting prettier than the EVPs. Miro on the other hand... Also the match was good minus the run in and roman candle explosion.
If the corner post sparklers had gone off, and Kingston had looked confused instead of selling, and the Omega club had come out and pointed and laughed as a "psych!" moment. They could have saved it.
They did not.
They should have called an audible on the fly once it was readily apparent no explosion was happening, I don’t think they where thinking on there toes and it came back to bite them in the ass.
Bro how tf eddie was supposed to know his head was down he didn't know it was a dud
@@reubenelite The bit where nothing exploded might have tipped him off.
@@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 maybe but u can't blame eddie jon omega or even the company for that botch
They tested the bomb b4 the show and it was fine but the bomb on the actual shiw turned out to be a dud
@@reubenelite oh so there shouldn’t be any accountability from any of them? They’re on PPV, they should have back-up plans over back-up plans. That’s how it goes. Any MAJOR wrestling promotion has that during PPV, so why can’t they? It’s not an excuse that it worked during the tests.
Lmfaoooo 11:35 😂 “shitty bookinghausen”
That botched ending plus the signing of more WWE has-beens is sadly turning AEW into TNA 2: Electric Boogaloo
Great reference still a good movie
Hahahaha 🤣 nice
They need “has-beens” because they know what they are doing (not including Jericho) so the young guys can *LEARN HOW TO WORK*
TNA 2 Electric Boogaloo 2!!! That comment made up for all of 2020 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Easiest 23 minute listen in the world.
"Shitty bookinghausen"
Eddie Kingston was a professional. He did his mfn job. Everyone else failed.
#threecountcommentaries
True eddie tried to save that shit and still couldn’t
Eddie was great until the explosion happened. It make him look BAD.
One of the best workers overall in the roster and they make him this bad...
@@jadoc3767 I like to imagine he stopped moving because the countdown put him into shock.
@Morpheus A. Smith maybe it’s both? He could sell cardiac arrest I’m sure lol but mox on a revenge mission because they gave his chubby friend who wasn’t his friend till literally this incident a heart attack.
I don’t know which is worse, the ending of the match or the fact that a “sports based” promotion even booked an exploding barbed wire deathmatch.
Boom on the money, Roh and MLW are the only promotions right now that we can say is a sports based presentation.
AEW has ceminted its place as TNA 2.0
Aew is not sports based that is another lie they told to trick people into watching
The guy that told us it would be sports based is the same guy that said Matt Hardy had no Concussion after dropping on concrete and the fart of an explosion was on purpose. I start to believe Tony Khan lives in own reality.
@@colonelkenpachi5009 they are IndyTNA. TNA had a lot more wrestler (male and female) who looked like stars and was used better (from 05-08)
@@samuelspencer6016 How would you describe the product while trying to stop state athletic commissions from getting involved?
When Cornette said Danhausen and shitty booking hausen i couldn't stop laughing
Yeah, I lost it at that one too🤣
Yeah I just saw this comment when Cornettehausen got to that, hausen.
*Sidenote: I'm pretty sure "The Rock VS Stone Cold" 2022 would still sell
It’s all gay fake fighting.
@Jerry Thomas no one asked you what you do in your basement with your dad
"And a kendoooo stiicccck..."🤣🤣🤣