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  • @frameschubser
    @frameschubser 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +358

    "What's for dinner papa? Please not metal shavings from the 100.000 youtube subscribers plaque again"

    • @IHaveNoNamingSense
      @IHaveNoNamingSense 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      "My ma once told me, 'You're wasting your time; TH-cam can't feed you, son.' So I wanted to prove her wrong because TH-cam can indeed put food on the table."

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      "Well, the doctor said you have an iron deficiency..."

  • @datboit2519
    @datboit2519 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +238

    >Worst tweet of 2025
    >Look at tweet
    >2024
    Nailed it. 😎

  • @prestobizmal
    @prestobizmal 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +143

    As a man in his 30s who owns both a Kei truck, and a sword. I feel quite accomplished I'll have to show this to my wife as proof that I AM COOL

    • @thefamily512
      @thefamily512 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      What are your pronouns?

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hold it there, what if your wife married you because she likes lame guys tho?! you do own a Kei truck and a sword after all

    • @Chuckus
      @Chuckus 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How do you know she will not get so impressed she leaves you for the guy with the kei truck and sword.
      Mine did.

  • @PollyGlodd
    @PollyGlodd 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    As a person who worked in jewelry store, I can tell you that Rolex is mostly popular with middle aged men.

    • @ESPmrBrough
      @ESPmrBrough 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      if by mostly you mean only. im pretty sure nobody else is vapid or embarrassing enough to be seen with one of those.

    • @DomWood
      @DomWood 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      people think it means 'disposable income' but I can't help but see it as meaning 'I've got nothing but money that I can't even spend'

  • @pB-ri6su
    @pB-ri6su 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    My dad does this, acts like it's the 1980s still and my boss is gonna come over to my desk, slap me on the shoulder and say "wow! Nice car and watch, sport! Guess what, you're my new protege! We're going to Dorsia for dinner tonight!"

  • @DerangedGodOfMischief
    @DerangedGodOfMischief 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    >Steve Pulte gives dogshit advice
    >Claims to have a "Business mindset"
    >Inherited money and assets from his grandpa
    Many such cases.

    • @vez3834
      @vez3834 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, this is the only advice that this sort of dumbass can give

  • @LuxFerre4242
    @LuxFerre4242 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    I got a sword for my 21st birthday. It has only appreciated in value since. Great advice.

    • @Palemagpie
      @Palemagpie 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Depends how you use it really right?
      Raid Lindisfarne. And your sword will pay for itself.

    • @teslacuil1437
      @teslacuil1437 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It appreciates in value because I appreciate it more

  • @jeypi__
    @jeypi__ 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    "having a nice watch communicates status"
    communicates my imaginary status?

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Fake it till you make it, just like the guy on the street corner screaming that he's Jesus

  • @DomWood
    @DomWood 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    I haven't actually HAD $4000 all at one time for a fucking DECADE

    • @Raiinbowrave
      @Raiinbowrave 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Saaame

    • @theninjaofmusic
      @theninjaofmusic 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I bought my car 6 years ago for 4000 dollars lol

    • @CyanSoups
      @CyanSoups 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I maxed out at 2k canadian at once *one* time in my life.
      Us Gen Z are cooked as hell.

    • @toastrave7820
      @toastrave7820 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@CyanSoups same

    • @umarthdc
      @umarthdc 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Go in debt, didn't you read the tweet lol

  • @oscardalmatiner8724
    @oscardalmatiner8724 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    "improve status today to help improve earnings": with whom and for what purpose?
    1. Your boss knows how much you get paid, if anything that screams "financially irresponsible" instead of "promote me".
    2. To impress other middle aged men? What are you, gay? You don't move in the circles where a nice watch would open doors, assuming those circles exist.
    "Improve dating value"
    Yeah, with the kind of woman that cares more about your money than she cares about you. That can only end one way.

  • @cookingwithsilence
    @cookingwithsilence 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I've been eyeing zillow houses that have depreciated 25% in one year. Don't buy a rolex kids. It's destiny time. If we don't grab this crash the corporations will.

  • @Deus_ex_lucifina
    @Deus_ex_lucifina 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Like I can’t even deny the sword thing. I’m marrying a man with a sword and a 10+ yo can of haggis in our storage unit but the second he starts giving grindset dudebro financial advice on Twitter is the second he’s single.
    Congrats on 100k sumito!

    • @willbaker8505
      @willbaker8505 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Way to stand up by your man, you chose him retard.

  • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
    @rumplstiltztinkerstein 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    There is the saying "A Genius is just a crazy guy with an audience". So in the internet we have all of these crazy people competing to be the genius in their own bubbles.

  • @OpoOnTheGo
    @OpoOnTheGo 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

    Thank god I'm in my late 20's and already in debt

    • @Urduhkhan
      @Urduhkhan 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      u need that sword tho

  • @joeyst-pierre6139
    @joeyst-pierre6139 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    I have a coworker, just bought a house, 5% down, looking at like ¼M$ watches, I'm like "bro, you bought a house with the lowest legal down payment available, sit down" like people need to stop getting swindled into buying luxury products when they don't need to, you're phone does all the shit a Rolex with 6 complications and more, Rolex is for people with too much money, no one notices them except other fools with too much money

  • @kenosabi
    @kenosabi 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Bro should be telling dudes to pay they student loans and wrap their junk. Now that's useful and relevant info.

    • @oatmeal710
      @oatmeal710 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      dont get a loan to begin with is way better advice than that

  • @mahino420
    @mahino420 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    he says it helps you in dating but like
    hypothetically speaking: you go on a date with a woman and she accepts you because you have an expensive watch and nothing else, then she discovers later that ur a brokie and dumps you
    now lets say u go on a date with a woman but she liked u for ur person, you get to have a good relationship ??????????????????????????????

  • @belindaelisa5618
    @belindaelisa5618 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I used to like watches, and then I told myself, 'Is there anywhere on Earth important to get to on time?'

  • @mobbosswithdemonarms
    @mobbosswithdemonarms 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Ive never been this quick to a TH-cam video before and now that im here i dont know what to say

  • @JamieAlice92
    @JamieAlice92 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I can promise you that men care about watches waaay more than women do. I wouldn’t know a Rolex if I saw one.

    • @ESPmrBrough
      @ESPmrBrough 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      men don't care about watches either, except really insecure ones tryna embody a cliche.
      you know every phone tells time, right? watches havent been relevant in decades.

    • @thewalrus511
      @thewalrus511 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The only time I’ve ever seen a Rolex in person was on the hand of a clerk working at a gun store. I made fun of him to his face for wearing it and literally everyone working there joined in and shit on him as soon as someone had the balls to do it first. Guy turned beet red and got super angry because people called him names for spending his entire enlistment bonus for the marines on a 10k watch and for wearing it while working retail at a fucking gun store.
      Those are the people who buy Rolexes, insecure man children who want to be big men.

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Men do care about watches when they’re like Spider-Man watches, and when you meet someone that has the same Shrocs as you

    • @crypto66
      @crypto66 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The only scenario I've ever even thought of having a wristwatch is being able to check time without having to fiddle my phone out of my pocket--which would only be in very specific and extreme cases, like rain or being in a wet area or something. Even then, I'd go for a waterproof or survivalist's watch with all sorts of neat features instead of some overpriced hunk of metal.

    • @KATinBLACK
      @KATinBLACK 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @crypto66 can't go wrong with the Spiderman watch my man. Stylish and tells you the time without fiddling with your phone 😂

  • @Cpl.Clawhammer
    @Cpl.Clawhammer 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Homer consoling Bart: The worst tweet of 2025 *SO FAR!*

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Sumito talking about how goofy it is to believe jewelry provides status, all the while he's rocking that Millennium Puzzle pendant.

  • @batfastard916
    @batfastard916 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Can I buy your plaque for $100? You can put that Benjamin in your Shrek watch fund!

  • @mere7583
    @mere7583 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This got me a whole unprompted speech from my husband about how genuinely cool and useful kei trucks are, thank you lol

  • @frameschubser
    @frameschubser 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Happy new year sumito, wear your bobs burgers tourbillon in good health

  • @snowbunnsai511
    @snowbunnsai511 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Eyyy Sumito is in my recommended videos again. Starting off the new year right.

  • @ShadowDaPk
    @ShadowDaPk 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    7:12 He couldn't hold his chuckle in for the entire bit, RIP

  • @clencheastwood1571
    @clencheastwood1571 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Hey, there's nothing wrong with a G-Shock. Best watch I've ever owned

  • @slipperyjimm39
    @slipperyjimm39 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    As someone whos pretty succesful in there either 30s, i never wear a watch. It means nothing. If one of my employees in their early 20s told me they did this id think they were financially irresponsible and it would hurt their status

  • @notKevinFeige
    @notKevinFeige 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    00:34 well, considering 2024... Yes

  • @dylanwoods5944
    @dylanwoods5944 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Whoa, give me a sec, gonna take my life savings to the Rolex store, hope it works out.

    • @henriquefinger935
      @henriquefinger935 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Buy one for your wife's boyfriend and their son as well.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I really don't get luxury watches tbh. You can buy a bloody excellent phone for that kind of money, that will not only tell you them time but serve a whole laundry list of other uses.
    Only thing I'd recommend is that you splurge on a protective screen covering. They're not that much more expensive to get, and noone likes a shattered display.

  • @elgrifolorian
    @elgrifolorian 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Id buy a house or 2 before id ever buy a rolex.

  • @TheAkrillion
    @TheAkrillion 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I will Leafy's channel myself if someone tells me to go into debt just to buy a Rolex.

    • @anthonylulham3473
      @anthonylulham3473 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You should go into debt buying two. You have two arms.

  • @buxzw1945
    @buxzw1945 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Sumitomedia dipping into the realm of Coffeezilla

  • @youtubesucks3882
    @youtubesucks3882 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    In 2025, I vow to not pay attention to ragebait. That post was a masterful ragebait that everyone fell for. That guy just made a few more Rolexes from people mocking him.

    • @johnathanshade2578
      @johnathanshade2578 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Who paid for the new watches exactly? The 5 cents from Twitter blue ad revenue? Did someone legitimately think "Damn I wanna buy a house from THAT guy!" and get him a sweet commission? Please explain exactly how this could provide any more profit than a cardboard sign and an empty cup would at any intersection median barrier

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@johnathanshade2578It probably doesn't. I think the funny thing about alot of rage bait is that most of it probably doesn't do much to begin with. Like this is advertising, but it's advertising to a demo that will not buy your shit. Also like Twitter isn't going to get you alotta ad dollars. I really don't think a random real estate guy is gonna get that much out of this.
      So ultimately this amounts to nothing.

  • @hillogical
    @hillogical 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    As a watch guy, I will fight anyone that tells you a Cocktail Time isn't a good watch.

    • @Raiinbowrave
      @Raiinbowrave 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Gonna get my man's one

    • @hillogical
      @hillogical 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Raiinbowrave Seiko makes a pretty good watch. If you want the most accurate watch, a smartwatch is it. For the money, you can't beat what Seiko has to offer.

    • @Bred-vz2py
      @Bred-vz2py 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I genuinely don't understand why people buy watches when almost every other electronic these days shows day and time. People bury their heads in phones nowadays anyway what's the point of a watch ?

    • @rvrinc
      @rvrinc 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Bred-vz2pyFor me the reason was that it looks nice and I don't always wanna look at my phone.

  • @sfjuhispst8144
    @sfjuhispst8144 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The digital casio watches are called "intti rolex" among finnish conscripts in training, roughly translating to "service rolex."
    Why? Idk, I was there for the full year and never found out. My guess is that it has something to do with the fact that knowing the time is kinda important in the military, and the roughy 20 euro investment shows commitment to the training?

    • @fish3977
      @fish3977 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      the classic casio is also at times called "bin laden" due to its popularity among terrorist organizations for being affordable and just really sturdy (also it is easy to turn into a timer on a bomb but that is secondary. *wearing* one was actually used to profile people by the US forces)

  • @Baybren
    @Baybren 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nowhere else online can I find this blend of meme appreciation and life tips. Keep up the great work!

  • @ArtianSetS
    @ArtianSetS 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I own three watches. The first I found at a thrift store, it's a bice black rectangular watch with inelastic metal straps and a folding clip-on system. It didn't fit me that well when I was young, and it sure as hell doesn't fit me now. I've thought about perhaps getting it fitted with a new band. Unsure, however. The second one I have I don't quite remember the origin of, but it's a fairly nice standard silver watch with a blue face and golden (not actual gold) accents. It still fits me. The final watch is an Invicta I had begged my mom to get for me when I was in my mid teens. It came in a nice plastic lockbox with fancy foam inserts for it and whatever else it came with. It has black mostly on it, though the frame is shiny silver in color with a red face.
    Guess which one I wear the most? If your guess was any of them, you'd be wrong. I haven't worn any of them in a very long time. I found iti redundant to carry on me a bracelet with the time on it when the mobile computer in my pocket has the time before I even unlock it. Maybe that'll change when I finally get to work and need to tell time quickly, but it's still not that much harder to use my phone instead of looking at a watch. 4k for a watch simply because it's expensive? No. I'd legitimately rather have a bootleg pikachu watch because at least that one looks (hopefully) like pikachu and is silly.
    Starting off the new year stupid as ever, twitter, never change

  • @microsoftexcel8327
    @microsoftexcel8327 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I will forever love my 20 dollar walmart casio calculator watch.

  • @JachymorDota
    @JachymorDota 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Remember: If someone is "letting you in on the grind", then you are about to become the lowest level of a pyramid scheme.

  • @micahbrunet5523
    @micahbrunet5523 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sumito working in a computer support store makes a lot of sense

  • @emilyinfirmary8343
    @emilyinfirmary8343 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Husbando prefers Movado. He had a few, sold one to feed our children. Nah jk. We bought warped tour tickets.

  • @noahninetyone
    @noahninetyone 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Buy a Casio. It doesn’t matter if it’s a watch or a toy keyboard

  • @pelago_
    @pelago_ 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    5:08 we said run at the same time 😂

  • @Afterglow.Studios
    @Afterglow.Studios 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Bro 2025 is gonna be fkn wild

  • @auklett
    @auklett วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Casio watch I’ve worn from middle school through college is still tickin’ to this day. If I kept some spare batteries around I think it’d last through an apocalypse 😂

  • @DavySolaris
    @DavySolaris 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    the bubble has burst for most rolexes, it peaked over covid - a non precious metal rolex isnt going to appreciate by much once worn

    • @fish3977
      @fish3977 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      an old one might as it will have actual collection value but even then it would be quite the gamble without deep knowledge and require you to keep it in great condition which would really defeat the main purpose of a watch: being worn.

  • @trickyrichard
    @trickyrichard 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Rolexs do appreciate in monetary value but not as much as this guy thinks. Its basically a reasonably nice family heirloom. My dad bought one in like 1993 and its this weird one within a specific model range that gives it a little bump in value but its still only worth like 10-20k last i checked and he bought it for 2k. Keep in mind its a 30 year old watch.
    Its a nice store of value for some money but this guy is exaggerating as per usual with any internet sigma alpha dudebro grindset redpill guy.
    ($20 says he has like 30 rolexes hes trying to resell)

  • @escoladainfamia
    @escoladainfamia 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    When talking about expensive watches (expensive anything, actually), I still quote that old 'in the field' where you and IH talk about what fun stuff you can do with the money, instead of wasting on something that just tells time.

  • @webmube
    @webmube 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Listen, if you need a 4k watch to attract a girl, I feel really bad for you man

  • @XShaneX19
    @XShaneX19 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Buying a cheap Rolex is like riding a Harley Davidson Sportster.
    Normal people will hate you for riding a Harley, Harley Dads will hate you for driving a sportster.

  • @alexball3915
    @alexball3915 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Can’t believe this whole video was a setup to flex bros 100k subscriber plaque

  • @youtubechannelnumber37018
    @youtubechannelnumber37018 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I was drunk for the first time in a very long time whilst watching this video and I've never laughed harder at a Sumito video. Now I understand.

  • @noobstoise1024
    @noobstoise1024 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "If they cannot afford bread, why do they not simply buy cake?" Tweet right there

  • @nunoagostinho1784
    @nunoagostinho1784 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Bruh I'm wearing the same seiko right now, it's a great watch.

  • @jongarzamx
    @jongarzamx 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The Rolex argument is at least 40 years old, hardly counts as 2025 idiocy

  • @EatRick
    @EatRick 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    No one buys watches when everyones phone has a clock

  • @jeremybamber5729
    @jeremybamber5729 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Holy Hel. How is it only under 200k still dude! You do great work

  • @aceplay100
    @aceplay100 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I didn't know there was a Seiko Cocktail time in Tiffany Blue, very cool one watch collection

  • @Yasringr
    @Yasringr 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    wait, people buy real rolexs? I just stare at the sky when I want to know the time.

  • @Feuerhamster
    @Feuerhamster 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The elites don't want you to know this, but if you buy a sword you can, with one simple trick, get a rolex for free.

  • @albertobarbossa2590
    @albertobarbossa2590 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'd rather buy a sandwich and a coffee every day than buy a rolex.

  • @KingSvenDeluxe
    @KingSvenDeluxe 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    No joke, my youngest was watching a cooking show and asked "Why is he wearing a watch? He's not a kid"

  • @jeremybamber5729
    @jeremybamber5729 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Nah man, go into 4k debt for a face tattoo. Gives you the best chance of being big boss of a gang when we're shiv'ing each other for canned tuna in 5 months

  • @San.Tarcisio
    @San.Tarcisio 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Whoever can buy a Rolex, it's very probable that he could have buy it when they was in its 20s. Because they was born rich already

  • @computeraidedworld1148
    @computeraidedworld1148 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My circle is discussing
    -Experimental Computer systems of the mid 60s (PLATO)
    -Hot vampire twunks (male)
    -Contemplating living in a van
    -Memorizing the entire script to the Blues Brothers (1981)
    -Thinking about initiating our own ideologies after WWIII
    That’s right, I have multiple personalities disorder.

    • @alphasierrazulu
      @alphasierrazulu 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Memorizing the entire script to the Blues Brothers is a great idea

  • @Why_It
    @Why_It 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I honestly don't even think Rolex watches even look that good. I would definitely wear the Casio if I wanted to flaunt wealth. But I have a hand-me-down Apple Watch and it's a pretty neat thingamajig.

  • @Fleshcut
    @Fleshcut 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A friend of my dad bought one just to find out that he is allergic to some metal in it which means he cannot wear it. He stored it away and then told everyone that it is still a good financial decision. His wife eventually took it in their divorce. It was kinda funny, just not to him.

  • @Wapako
    @Wapako 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I resubbed twice (just to be sure) when I saw the Bob's Burger watch !

  • @NothingXemnas
    @NothingXemnas 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:53 well, if it isn't my trusty Casio F-91W! Peak performance.

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Best relationship advice I got was to wear a Final Fantasy T-shirt on a first date.
    Being single is great.

  • @nahman3836
    @nahman3836 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    9:45 i feel like playing some devils advocate here lol.
    So i wouldnt do it with no pillow but maybe once every month just try sleeping on the floor, it can actually help straighten your back out/improve ur bodies lumbar support

  • @the_real_ch3
    @the_real_ch3 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    The thing about a rolex and a shrek watch both telling time is that the shrek watch is objectively better at telling time than the rolex. Quartz is significantly more accurate and precise than a mechanical movement.

    • @DavySolaris
      @DavySolaris 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      everyone knows that, it's not why people buy mechanical watches
      they buy them because of their micropenises

  • @t-bird6853
    @t-bird6853 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "If you're a *guy* in your early 20s, buy a Rolex. Go into debt if you have to"
    Me: **laughs in non-binary**

  • @dawashingmachine9158
    @dawashingmachine9158 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Rolexes are like six packs in the sense that men will always be convinced women care about them no matter how many of them say they don’t

  • @baronvonslambert
    @baronvonslambert 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If you're buying a watch, buy a Casio G Shock. It's basically every watch collector's daily driver and you can pick one up at wal mart for like $60-100.

  • @DarkysLPs
    @DarkysLPs 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Met a guy with a Rolex once at a bar, told him it was pretty cool, legit looked nice. 10 Minutes later he moved on to another table showing off his Rolex to other people. Not hating on that guy, he was a legend in my book. Godspeed Rolex Guy.

  • @iLikeDucks_
    @iLikeDucks_ 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    New banner is peak

  • @kylegonewild
    @kylegonewild 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Was going to watch this video but I'm out of mobile data after taking out a loan to buy an expensive portable clock to impress people who pay particular attention to strangers' wrists. Sorry Sumito

  • @xyanide1986
    @xyanide1986 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If there's anything I regret it's taking on debt, let alone getting more of it for a watch.

  • @Ghostykitten
    @Ghostykitten 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "communicates status with women."
    I feel like most women I know don't know enough about watches to know a guy is wearing a Rolex, let alone understand he's attenpting to communicate his "status" lmao.

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Clearly this deserves a thoroughly considered and well reasoned response, to make sure we're taking the time to appreciate all the angles and nuances to what this man is saying. Having given it some thought, I can now say:
    No

  • @rtrds8n
    @rtrds8n 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Last time i was this early, sumito had (un)original content

  • @levistrauss5378
    @levistrauss5378 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I'm certain the CHEAPEST and probably most common rolex will appreciate in value.

  • @sofamiller7133
    @sofamiller7133 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The cheapest Rolex you can buy is NOT going to appreciate in value, especially after you wear it to show off. Rare Rolexes in mint condition appreciate in value.

  • @Justachamp772
    @Justachamp772 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Seiko Cocktail watches are my dream watches to get.

  • @LucaTheStar
    @LucaTheStar 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gigachad Sumito wearing a cocktail time 👍

  • @anthonylulham3473
    @anthonylulham3473 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I bought a sword in my youth and used it to cut my wedding cake half a decade later! Worth

  • @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im
    @MarkHeathcliff-bf2im 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You know what I can do instead with 4 grand? Have enough entertainment for 3-4 years easily

  • @KATinBLACK
    @KATinBLACK 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My Hello Kitty watch is all I need. And I already have a sword. It’s a manga-accurate Zangetsu from the popular show “Bleach” so hoping it becomes valuable if certain events occur 😅

  • @BigBuran
    @BigBuran 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    when is the Schpodcast coming back?

    • @lego007guym8
      @lego007guym8 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I hope Alex is doing well

  • @jffry890
    @jffry890 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Buying a Rolex is the same as taking steroids for extra muscle. You're just doing it for other men to admire.

  • @asimpleanimal
    @asimpleanimal 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    If you buy a $4000 watch to impress women, you end up with women who are impressed by a $4000 watch

  • @davidgusquiloor2665
    @davidgusquiloor2665 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Looking at watches as a status symbol is such a boomer thing.
    If you like wrist watches, then pick something cool that will leave you in debt.
    Almost everyone has a phone that tells the time at hand anyway.

  • @theletsgo
    @theletsgo 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Please keep us sane Sumito

  • @neonryder8897
    @neonryder8897 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    A Rolex will only impress divorced middle age dads, might as well buy the 09 corvette and grass stain your new balances

  • @Jump-n-smash
    @Jump-n-smash 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m very rich and I only wear cheap Casios. Well, maybe I’m not very rich, ok, but I only wear cheap Casios.

  • @celthric38
    @celthric38 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Even some watch experts like Nico Leonard - doesn't recommend people buy a watch as an 'investment'.