I also got unwarranted higher grades twice. The first was just by asking the examiner about things I didn't understand - not to change anything. After looking at my test the examiner told me that I got 1 more point and didn't have to take the test again. To this day I don't understand why the examiner did that. The second was more like the opposite of the video. I had done everything right in a task, except a small careless mistake with signs, and lost half a point which made me also lose one grade. I admitted that I was wrong but that I found it rather hard to also lose a grade. The examiner agreed and gave me the higher grade. Totally unwarranted, but very kind indeed. All this took place at the university about 30 years ago.
"A friend of mine" has a tamed wolf as pet. So he goes where dogs are not allowed without getting in trouble. (who would dare seek trouble facing a man with a wolf ?)
When I was young I was one of the first kids in my school to have Internet, even before the school itself. So I would sell Cheat Codes for 50cent each game's worth. This doesn't make sense today, but I made over 100 bucks with this and when you're 8 years old that's good revenue. Also how I bought my own PS2 when it came out.
My mum banned me from the playstation, when I was 11 Whenever she went to work, i would play on it So she cut the cord, to the plug That's when, for the first time, I figured out, how to rewire a plug She came home & just laughed in shock I was then unbanned & she let me carry on playing
The kid that dressed up like his mom to get his phone back was pure genius! And the fact he pulled it off means he's actually good at it. If I were that kids 'rents I wouldn't punish him, I'd not only be impressed, but would encourage him to sign up for drama club! MCU Phase 5, here he comes!
11:25 “Oh thank god my child is ok. I love it when the sun is up 24/7. It reminds me of our broken soulless universe where the laws of physics don’t exist.” -Dad
When I was a kid, I had a really messy room. (I still do). When my mother told me that she wants to be able to walk in if she needs to, I just moved my mess around to make a path.
2 things I got away with: -Parents told me they wouldn't get me any new console systems and I was banned from buying it. Mom came home one day to find me playing on a super nintendo: "I told you that you weren't allowed to buy it!" Me: "I didn't, I traded my star wars cards for it." Priceless look on her face. -Parents would let me borrow a small TV to play games on the weekend, but I had to return it and do nothing but study during the week. Took some headphones and plugged it into my sega genesis and played sonic the hedgehog without a screen. Beat the first 'set' of stages too.
They actually did call to say things like that! The most common story told from this was someone calling saying: "I can't come to work today. I'm feeling a little bit homosexual."
The one about the bike brings back a simular memory of an event that happened when I was a kid. I was eleven and my family lived on a sail boat in Cat. Harbor, Catalina Island off the coast of So. Cal. My dad was the harbor patrolman there. We had taken a trip on our boat around the bend to a harbor and town called Avalon to stock up on groceries. On our way there we ended up being tossed around in a big storm that resulted in us losing our dinghy. For those who don't know, a dinghy is a small row boat and to live-aboards (people who live on their boats) it's as important to them as their car. So, losing it was a great loss to us. We lost it going around the bend where the shore was full of jaggid rocks. We never expected to see it again. About a week later my dad met a fisherman on the dock in Cat Harbor who asked if he wanted to buy a dinghy off him. And there it was, our dinghy! The front had been damaged but it still floated and worked just fine. It also still had it's CF numbers on it which is like a licence plate for a boat which makes it illigal to sell it when found. So, my dad said "yes" to the guy, took the dinghy, tied it up to his harbor patrol boat, and then left. The dude never persued him.
OK, This happened to me in the mid 80's... Back then the McDonalds generally had a order station behind the store and one pay+pickup window on the side. (Note that the Modern stores generally have separate pay and pickup windows on the side.) Anyway, My best friend Joel and I worked at Compaq Computer in North Houston TX. We had both signed up to take the Dale Carnegie program together. The problem is that the meeting spot was located in downtown Houston and the class began promptly at 6pm. This was a long drive and part of the program was about being on time, so tardiness was severely punished with the offender having to give an impromptu talk on arrival. As you can see, getting to our seat on or before 6pm was always a challenge, often we were unable toeat anything, much less even grab dinner. The ideal situation would be to drive through fast food along the way and eat in the car before we arrived. However, the time was always between 5 and 6 so, as you can guess, the McDonalds was always encircled by a ring of cars waiting to order, so it was obvious stopping would certainly make us late. Then it hit me... Don't most people generally order the same sort of meal at McDonalds? Of course they do! At that point, I made a bee line to the McDonalds. Of course, my friend Joel immediately protested, saying that there was certainly not enough time to wait in that long line. "You'll see", I said. Due to the large gap between the order station and the single pay+pickup window, I easily slid into the two car line waiting at the pay+pickup window, completely bypassing the order station. Remember, the order station was BEHIND the McDonalds, therefore the people in the order line CAN'T SEE the empty space around the corner in back of where the paying cars were waiting. Genius! We very soon arrived at the pickup window and the girl greeted us with "Hello, you had the Fllet-O-Fish and the Dr. Pepper?" "No...", I replied. Shen then looked puzzled and glanced at her queue and said "So you had the McRib, Quarter Pounder and Orange Soda?" Again, I looked at Joel, he shook his head and I said "No..." At that point, she is really confused and looks at her list again... "How about the two Big Mac's, two Fries and two Large Cokes?"... Eureka! We thought! Immediately I replied "Yes, that's us!" At that point we paid in full and were on our way. Only a Formula One Pit Stop could have been faster! We ended up easily making it to our class on time, AND with our bellies full as well! We wonder to this day if that same McDonalds, which was open 24/7, ever managed to get their queue straightened out... I'm sure they did after a dozen customers or so...
I have a similar bike story except when I found my stolen bike after two years, it was casually sitting on a bike rack without any lock. I recognised everything from the reflector holder that had no reflector to the old seat. Lucky for me, the person brought it to the shop, so it was it tip top shape when I grabbed it and casually walked off with it. I still have that bike today.
Having placed my daughters initials (in permanent inks) on her Big Wheel, she would ride on the multiple sidewalks on base housing. One day she came inside, used the bathroom and rushed back outside........ to find that her bike was gone. I kept on looking for it and in a couple of days I spotted it. I followed the young boy who was riding it, as he went back to his home. His mother started screeching when I told her that it was my daughters (I could see that those initials had been partially marked over). After having her son get off it, she picked it up and threw it in my direction..... she was actually angry that I had recognized it.
Ok, so I live close to Portland, Oregon and I have been to the Grilled cheese grill. In fact I remember when that happened. So, when #13 was said I literally yelled to my sister to come watch. Be Amazed, you now have a new fan.😊
??????? Omg 😳 So you’re why I couldn’t use that account. 😂🤣 No biggie. I just thought it was remarkable to see a same account name that I thought of. Smart idea. 💡
@@اسماعيلضياء-ظ1ب I am not Muslim . I believe all religions and not follow any religion. I also respect religion. But for me I only mind genius people .
Like in #6: in 1980 I worked at a pizza and sub shop with my roommate. We made the subs. Each one was heated briefly in the microwave before being given to the customer. In 1980 microwaves we’re still a fairly new device with sore warnings about pacemakers too near the machine and no one quite sure if they were totally safe or not. This night a man came up to the counter to complain that he found a hair in his sub. My roommate, Debbie, didn’t miss a beat. She put her hands to her head and dramatically cries, “It’s these microwaves! My hair just falls out by the handful and I can’t help it!” The man went pale, apologized and took off at a trot. We all died laughing.
Ha ha. This happened back in the day when only corded phones were around. Being a rebel teenager, I was at a late night party. Realizing I was past my curfew, I had the brilliant idea to call my house knowing darn well my dad was up waiting for me to get home. When my father answered, I replied "its ok dad, I got it" and my friend on another extension at his house, replied " Hi my so-in-so". My father said "I didnt know you were home" , In which I replied, "I've been home for hours dad". Father said "Oh, ok, I didnt know". Yep I got away with it. Never had the nerve to try it a second time.
Ho you dare to avoid me son ? You can't beat me if you can't come close. Ho? I can trow you shoes from distance they only person who is trapped is you son. Nani?
please put some subtitles to your video,i want to see the translation of what you said at the part 3:08 about what was the airline legaly oblidged to do.
“BARELY escapes with guards in pursuit!!!!” (ONE guard in background calmly walking AWAY from him with a I couldn’t care less look and hands in his pocket, other guards not even paying attention lol)
I hate my native country, which is Sweden, but damn do i love how creative we Swedes can be. If only more people asked Swedes to do something like that
Before getting married, having kids and careers, my friend (hey Diana) who I’ve known since we were 5 years old (no joke, we had the same babysitter 😂) and I used to love doing our own social experiments. I even used one for a sociology class paper on public social norms. I got in a wheelchair and we both went into Kohl’s. We pretended to be sisters and I pretended to have a physical disability. She pretended to be verbally abusive to me, yelling and cussing at me, I had her run me into stuff, threaten to “put you back in the cage when we get home” and I would cry and beg her not to. I even had her sound and appear to be financially abusing and exploiting me. Not one person, NOT ONE, said or did a damn thing or even spoke up or asked me if I was ok. Conclusion?? Most of the human race are a bunch of assholes 🤣
In 1996 I was with friends at a bar called the Lonely Hearts Club where a guy was sitting there with a bayonet to his neck the whole time. He sat at the bar right next to the entrance to the toilets, so pretty much everyone in there saw him. Bartender just kept serving him drinks and although one guy kept talking to him where I overheard "it's not worth it" as a conversation snippet, nobody else stopped by to talk to him. 3 hours later the guy committed suicide right at the bar, while I was in the bathroom. I walked out and stepped into a huge puddle of his blood. Cops told us all to leave. Were we assholes? Not really. It's not that nobody cared, it's just that we didn't want to face any repercussions. Suppose I had come up to him (I didn't know the guy) and started to talk to him. 3 possible outcomes: he could've been psycho, in which case he'd kill me and then himself OR he could kill himself and then his family would sue me for failing to help him, OR his family could sue me for directly contributing to his state of mind and causing his death. Calling the cops was also not an option since nobody had cell phones back then and the nearest pay phone was far away in the freezing cold. It was the bartender's responsibility to cut him off (pun intended) and call the cops, if anything. Who knows, but this happened on New Year's Eve 96/97 and on the following New Year's Eve, the place burned to the ground.
I remember when I was little, around 5 years old, I would sometimes sneak into the creek that was behind our house, at certain spots there are small platforms of rock, id climb onto them and I'd practice catching crawfish. I wasn't in the creek, I was sitting on a rock near the creek.
When I was home alone my mother told me to hang up the phone if someone calls.. I literally hanged the phone up when it rang.... That's how genius I was. .
5:39 Mr. Rogers didn't actually "flip the bird" intentionally; he was merely showing each finger individually, and didn't realize how this upwards-extending of his middle finger could be misinterpreted.
I one time called my mother 30 minutes after curfew and when she answered the phone I said "I've got it mom it's for me "and she said" OK son "and hung up and went back to bed mean while I was still at the party.
@@DoomFinger511 ok if you feel that I went through and read more than 2 or 3 comments you are crazy. But I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who has thought of this.
Problem with that tactic is the photo only shows one time of day the whole time.... see the sunlight outside the patio door? Didn't think about that one, did he?
The ticket was fully refundable, he was allowed to change his departure plan no later then 2 hours before departure every day on his phone with China Eastern Airline. You can just google the story, there are numerous articles.
9:58 omg! Hahaha those are some big pups in those bags, that’s quite impressive. They look like good boys/girls 🥰 my dog would never stay in a bag like that lmfao 😂 🤣
I usually beat my family's systems by avoiding getting in them. If they make a new rule, I "forget" about it and don't do anything to remind them. I also hear them talking about what they will implement if I keep doing something, so I hide it.
I had a professor that didn't allow laptops in their room because they thought people would be too distracted by social media and gaming to pay attention. For a school that costs about $30k/year +housing, +food, +textbooks +uniforms for the hospitality campus; no one was going to be that stupid. So, I went out and bought a desktop, keyboard, and 32" monitor. I got to class early to set it up while the professor stepped out for a coffee refill. When he got back, he tried to get me to pack it up and take it back to my dorm, meaning I wouldn't be allowed back into class. One of my classmates who still had a copy of the syllabus pointed out that he singled out laptops and phones specifically. At that point someone who had a tablet said "oh, guess I'm fine then" and got it out of their bag. Pissed but accepting defeat, he told me to just bring my laptop from now on. To drive home the point, I played Pirates of the Caribbean on the top half of my monitor the entire class while taking notes on the bottom half. The girl behind me couldn't stop laughing, making it seem like stupid rules can be much more of a distraction. The next term, he had removed that rule from the syllabus and simply put "electronic devices are permitted for educational purposes only". I can live with that.
This story was hard to read. May I suggest opening it like this: "I had a professor who didn't allow the use of laptops in his lecture hall because he thought students would be distracted...."
I don’t think this is beating the system, but it did get me out of trouble😂 This was in high school: So I have hypoglycemia, which means I have to eat something every 2-3 hours. I was in the library quietly snacking on cheese-itz and the library assistant came over and told me I can’t eat in here. So of course 15 year old me decides to rebel. She got really angry and told me she’s writing me up. She asked for my name and I told her. She replies with, “okay Sylvia.” HOW DO YOU GET SYLVIA FROM ZOE??😂😂anyways I never got in trouble lmao
A friend and I used to organize chili cookoffs in our little tourist town. The Health Dept. rules that were in place for restaurants also applied to cookoff booths; things like hot running water, 3 compartment dish sink, separate hand wash sink, etc...things that would be impossible to comply with...IF you were selling the chili. We didn't sell chili...we sold raffle tickets for small door prizes donated by the local merchants. A raffle ticket gave you access to all the chili you wanted. So, the chili was actually given away, and the only thing sold was raffle tickets!
I liked to watch a sitcom as a child that was on TV in the afternoon ("The Nanny") and one day after a heated argument I was banned from TV with the statement that I was not allowed to "watch" TV for a week. So I went into the living room and lay on the floor in front of the balcony door, facing away from the TV. My mother was furious, but I said "I don't watch TV, I listen to TV!" and she was so baffled that she couldn't think of anything to say.
Me:"uses reverse psychology to get a higher grade"
my teacher: puts lower grade with no hesitation"
ouch
Sad
Yes he did 😭
Poor aljun
@@brookebowers5232 lmao
'My ancestors were wolves!' Cracked me up.
XD
Same vibe as Scandinavian people going "My ancestors where Vikings!"
I named my punching bag the system so every time I use it I beat the system
Lmbo
Yoshikage yoda
👁️👄👁️
@@dio6318 DIO
I also have a punching bag
i did but i hit it out of the window
The party boy at the end was genus! He deserves an award for that!
I also got unwarranted higher grades twice. The first was just by asking the examiner about things I didn't understand - not to change anything. After looking at my test the examiner told me that I got 1 more point and didn't have to take the test again. To this day I don't understand why the examiner did that.
The second was more like the opposite of the video. I had done everything right in a task, except a small careless mistake with signs, and lost half a point which made me also lose one grade. I admitted that I was wrong but that I found it rather hard to also lose a grade. The examiner agreed and gave me the higher grade. Totally unwarranted, but very kind indeed.
All this took place at the university about 30 years ago.
and im the king of pluto
"My ancestors were wolves!"
Yes l feel your pain....
Imagine your ancestors not being wolves lol
*FURRY NOISES*
😁😁
"A friend of mine" has a tamed wolf as pet.
So he goes where dogs are not allowed without getting in trouble.
(who would dare seek trouble facing a man with a wolf ?)
When I was young I was one of the first kids in my school to have Internet, even before the school itself. So I would sell Cheat Codes for 50cent each game's worth. This doesn't make sense today, but I made over 100 bucks with this and when you're 8 years old that's good revenue. Also how I bought my own PS2 when it came out.
Sneaky
Stonks
I bought a ps2 lasy year
OMG, man that's awesome
Bro is making more money than us at 8 yo
My mum banned me from the playstation, when I was 11
Whenever she went to work, i would play on it
So she cut the cord, to the plug
That's when, for the first time, I figured out, how to rewire a plug
She came home & just laughed in shock
I was then unbanned & she let me carry on playing
You have a future as a car thief :D
Wow
U should be in this video
@TomatoPotato 11 you mean electrical engineer?
@@darkfishthedestroyer139 Could probably be a biomedical engineer
LEGOs: I am the end of your feet!
Slippers: Allow me to introduce myself
too late..too many casualties have made😅
Lol
XD
I can jump on legos with no pain. I've never known why it's such a big thing that people can't step on legos.
Charger Cable tip: HELLO!!!!!!
“No talking to strangers online.”
Ok, I’ll introduce myself, then we won’t be strangers.
I’m Alexander.
Hello! Im Erin!
Hi Alex
Alexander Cabret I’m Paul
I am a dog.
Hey I'm Aryan From India
The kid that dressed up like his mom to get his phone back was pure genius! And the fact he pulled it off means he's actually good at it. If I were that kids 'rents I wouldn't punish him, I'd not only be impressed, but would encourage him to sign up for drama club! MCU Phase 5, here he comes!
Me: *can't sleep and stay up till 6:00am*
Be Amazed: Watch this!
Me: Ok! *Watching on facts at midnight*
Watching on facts at midnight is tight 😆
5:06
@@H2SAINTS ⁰
2:03 am for me 😆🤦🏼♀️😁
@@indigowarrior6469 Its 3:21am for me😭
11:25 “Oh thank god my child is ok. I love it when the sun is up 24/7. It reminds me of our broken soulless universe where the laws of physics don’t exist.”
-Dad
The son had two pics one for the night other for the day
When I was a kid, I had a really messy room. (I still do). When my mother told me that she wants to be able to walk in if she needs to, I just moved my mess around to make a path.
Same
Lol I think I did that too once
lol
"If you follow all the rules you miss all the fun." Katharine Hepburn
Exactly
Step 2: enjoy prison
mr. destructive only if you get caught.
@@destructiveblue Steady on there sunshine. There's no need to be self destructive.😉
sorry for getting u to 69 likes
jk im not lmaoooooooooooooooooooo :P
I used to call in and say, "I feel entirely too good to come to work today!" After a few years of working there, lots of people would call in "Well"
0:36
Beşiktaş reads beshik-TUSH.
Ş always stands for SH as in shake.
Translates into Cradle Stone.
Don’t forget, you can actually learn from them lol
2 things I got away with:
-Parents told me they wouldn't get me any new console systems and I was banned from buying it. Mom came home one day to find me playing on a super nintendo: "I told you that you weren't allowed to buy it!" Me: "I didn't, I traded my star wars cards for it." Priceless look on her face.
-Parents would let me borrow a small TV to play games on the weekend, but I had to return it and do nothing but study during the week. Took some headphones and plugged it into my sega genesis and played sonic the hedgehog without a screen. Beat the first 'set' of stages too.
Wow! Thats dedication👏
Actually, for number 2, the kid covered his floor in legos so his parents didn't spank him.
ya
All they had to do was put on shoes
@@falloutgta8028 they can slip and....... you know
@@Premjit5ingh how can you slip on a lego with shoes on?
Yeah your right I’ve seen the real video
I'm down with a "terrible case of homosexuality". LOL, one of the most hilarious things I have ever heard.
Yeah it's got me too.....so good I can't believe I hadn't caught it sooner
Same with the speedo alcoholics who jo poolside at 6:50 BTW you had me at “I’m down”, afterall down is my favorite way to go
This is true but only one person actually managed to claim
They actually did call to say things like that! The most common story told from this was someone calling saying: "I can't come to work today. I'm feeling a little bit homosexual."
im so happy to have the day off
The stall that sold one peanut for a dollar and an offered a free bottle of water.. that was freaking genius.
The one about the bike brings back a simular memory of an event that happened when I was a kid.
I was eleven and my family lived on a sail boat in Cat. Harbor, Catalina Island off the coast of So. Cal. My dad was the harbor patrolman there. We had taken a trip on our boat around the bend to a harbor and town called Avalon to stock up on groceries. On our way there we ended up being tossed around in a big storm that resulted in us losing our dinghy. For those who don't know, a dinghy is a small row boat and to live-aboards (people who live on their boats) it's as important to them as their car. So, losing it was a great loss to us. We lost it going around the bend where the shore was full of jaggid rocks. We never expected to see it again. About a week later my dad met a fisherman on the dock in Cat Harbor who asked if he wanted to buy a dinghy off him. And there it was, our dinghy! The front had been damaged but it still floated and worked just fine. It also still had it's CF numbers on it which is like a licence plate for a boat which makes it illigal to sell it when found. So, my dad said "yes" to the guy, took the dinghy, tied it up to his harbor patrol boat, and then left. The dude never persued him.
Brilliant examples! I really enjoyed watching this.
OK, This happened to me in the mid 80's...
Back then the McDonalds generally had a order station behind the store and one pay+pickup window on the side. (Note that the Modern stores generally have separate pay and pickup windows on the side.) Anyway, My best friend Joel and I worked at Compaq Computer in North Houston TX.
We had both signed up to take the Dale Carnegie program together. The problem is that the meeting spot was located in downtown Houston and the class began promptly at 6pm. This was a long drive and part of the program was about being on time, so tardiness was severely punished with the offender having to give an impromptu talk on arrival. As you can see, getting to our seat on or before 6pm was always a challenge, often we were unable toeat anything, much less even grab dinner.
The ideal situation would be to drive through fast food along the way and eat in the car before we arrived. However, the time was always between 5 and 6 so, as you can guess, the McDonalds was always encircled by a ring of cars waiting to order, so it was obvious stopping would certainly make us late. Then it hit me...
Don't most people generally order the same sort of meal at McDonalds? Of course they do! At that point, I made a bee line to the McDonalds. Of course, my friend Joel immediately protested, saying that there was certainly not enough time to wait in that long line. "You'll see", I said. Due to the large gap between the order station and the single pay+pickup window, I easily slid into the two car line waiting at the pay+pickup window, completely bypassing the order station. Remember, the order station was BEHIND the McDonalds, therefore the people in the order line CAN'T SEE the empty space around the corner in back of where the paying cars were waiting. Genius!
We very soon arrived at the pickup window and the girl greeted us with "Hello, you had the Fllet-O-Fish and the Dr. Pepper?" "No...", I replied. Shen then looked puzzled and glanced at her queue and said "So you had the McRib, Quarter Pounder and Orange Soda?" Again, I looked at Joel, he shook his head and I said "No..." At that point, she is really confused and looks at her list again... "How about the two Big Mac's, two Fries and two Large Cokes?"... Eureka! We thought! Immediately I replied "Yes, that's us!" At that point we paid in full and were on our way. Only a Formula One Pit Stop could have been faster!
We ended up easily making it to our class on time, AND with our bellies full as well! We wonder to this day if that same McDonalds, which was open 24/7, ever managed to get their queue straightened out... I'm sure they did after a dozen customers or so...
Lanzy Woodrow the poor people who ordered it u monster lol
Smart idea, also, loving the large cokes.
What about the people who ordered that?
What about the people who ordered that food? How are they going to feel when their food isn’t there? You stole there food you should be ashamed.
@@yash-pp2mvlisten, survival of the fittest, first come, first serve
Be amazed: uploads
Everyone that's early: FIRST
lol
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Lol
TELL ME ABOUT IT
I bear witness that there is no god but God alone, who has no partner, and I bear witness that Muhammad is his Messenger and servant
I have a similar bike story except when I found my stolen bike after two years, it was casually sitting on a bike rack without any lock. I recognised everything from the reflector holder that had no reflector to the old seat. Lucky for me, the person brought it to the shop, so it was it tip top shape when I grabbed it and casually walked off with it. I still have that bike today.
Having placed my daughters initials (in permanent inks) on her Big Wheel, she would ride on the multiple sidewalks on base housing. One day she came inside, used the bathroom and rushed back outside........ to find that her bike was gone. I kept on looking for it and in a couple of days I spotted it. I followed the young boy who was riding it, as he went back to his home. His mother started screeching when I told her that it was my daughters (I could see that those initials had been partially marked over). After having her son get off it, she picked it up and threw it in my direction..... she was actually angry that I had recognized it.
I fell on a Lego when I was a kid I still have the imprint on my face 😂
To my parents grief, I'm genetically programmed to beat the system. "J finds a way"
2:30 HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER-
Ok, so I live close to Portland, Oregon and I have been to the Grilled cheese grill. In fact I remember when that happened. So, when #13 was said I literally yelled to my sister to come watch. Be Amazed, you now have a new fan.😊
Great entertaining video thoroughly enjoyed watching this
10:44 that kind of defense can be broked by sweeping the lego out of the way or by hand
???????
Omg 😳 So you’re why I couldn’t use that account. 😂🤣
No biggie. I just thought it was remarkable to see a same account name that I thought of. Smart idea. 💡
Or just normal shoes and even worse he will suffer wondering if any of his preclude LEGO bricks snapped in half or not
Yes but no one’s going to give the time to do it. Or take the time to look. 🤣 Right?
???????
Yes but no one’s going to give the time to do it. Or take the time to look. 🤣 Right?
*wears shoes*
wooooow
amazing
outstanding sir..........video ka start best .
background video awsem.
keep it up sir.
I love the voice of this narrator, hes so funny and it makes the video even more interesting and cool😎
9:30, the mum writes are you thick 🤣😂😂
I freakin love this channel
Be Amazed is the only TH-camr I love ( In my heart )
I am also TH-camr small he inspired me a lot .
Thank .. always good video
Good job I also love it.
I am biggest fan of be amazed
😀😀😀
Nice good job ....
I bear witness that there is no god but God alone, who has no partner, and I bear witness that Muhammad is his Messenger and servant
@@اسماعيلضياء-ظ1ب I am not Muslim . I believe all religions and not follow any religion.
I also respect religion.
But for me I only mind genius people .
Like in #6: in 1980 I worked at a pizza and sub shop with my roommate.
We made the subs. Each one was heated briefly in the microwave before being given to the customer. In 1980 microwaves we’re still a fairly new device with sore warnings about pacemakers too near the machine and no one quite sure if they were totally safe or not.
This night a man came up to the counter to complain that he found a hair in his sub. My roommate, Debbie, didn’t miss a beat.
She put her hands to her head and dramatically cries, “It’s these microwaves! My hair just falls out by the handful and I can’t help it!”
The man went pale, apologized and took off at a trot.
We all died laughing.
mom: stop playing on your ps4 go play outside
kid:okay... *grabs controller and goes outside watching the tv trough the window*
Many thanks for the great and fun video. Glad to have this during this pandemic.
To bet my mom, I was late for my curfew and I called the house and when she answered the phone, I said mom I got it
Genius
@@GrimKeeper9011 Thanks. BTW your hot 🔥
Omg..... Niceeeeee
Ha ha. This happened back in the day when only corded phones were around. Being a rebel teenager, I was at a late night party. Realizing I was past my curfew, I had the brilliant idea to call my house knowing darn well my dad was up waiting for me to get home. When my father answered, I replied "its ok dad, I got it" and my friend on another extension at his house, replied " Hi my so-in-so". My father said "I didnt know you were home" , In which I replied, "I've been home for hours dad". Father said "Oh, ok, I didnt know". Yep I got away with it. Never had the nerve to try it a second time.
Genius
didn't we all pull that one when we were young? Lol
10:43 he actually put all the Lego’s on the floor so his parents could not spank him
I guess his parents never heard of shoes before🤣
@@sachinnaidoo1559 Dual use. Both to get across and to spank.
@@sachinnaidoo1559 yep or are they idiot
Ho you dare to avoid me son ?
You can't beat me if you can't come close.
Ho? I can trow you shoes from distance they only person who is trapped is you son.
Nani?
This has got to be one of the best channels I've come across!! Rock ⭐✨!
6:31 i get it why they dont want ugly garage doors. look at that window, its so pleasing to the eyes
The white shirt note that the boy needed to hang the shirt is hilarious. I'd be annoyed like his Mom to be honest but I'd laugh too 😂
please put some subtitles to your video,i want to see the translation of what you said at the part 3:08 about what was the airline legaly oblidged to do.
"With guards in pursuit"
Scene: Just ONE guard is WALKING towards him...
“BARELY escapes with guards in pursuit!!!!”
(ONE guard in background calmly walking AWAY from him with a I couldn’t care less look and hands in his pocket, other guards not even paying attention lol)
I hate my native country, which is Sweden, but damn do i love how creative we Swedes can be. If only more people asked Swedes to do something like that
Why? Gun yes? Ghys no! Go Sweden!
Before getting married, having kids and careers, my friend (hey Diana) who I’ve known since we were 5 years old (no joke, we had the same babysitter 😂) and I used to love doing our own social experiments. I even used one for a sociology class paper on public social norms. I got in a wheelchair and we both went into Kohl’s. We pretended to be sisters and I pretended to have a physical disability. She pretended to be verbally abusive to me, yelling and cussing at me, I had her run me into stuff, threaten to “put you back in the cage when we get home” and I would cry and beg her not to. I even had her sound and appear to be financially abusing and exploiting me. Not one person, NOT ONE, said or did a damn thing or even spoke up or asked me if I was ok. Conclusion?? Most of the human race are a bunch of assholes 🤣
Maybe the acting skills had something to do with it.
Jessica Decoteau maybe 😂. Still aced the paper. And still think most human beings suck.
@@rebeccahopkins9522 can't argue there! Great idea for the project tho.
Ken Williams we weren’t kids. We were grown ass women.
In 1996 I was with friends at a bar called the Lonely Hearts Club where a guy was sitting there with a bayonet to his neck the whole time. He sat at the bar right next to the entrance to the toilets, so pretty much everyone in there saw him. Bartender just kept serving him drinks and although one guy kept talking to him where I overheard "it's not worth it" as a conversation snippet, nobody else stopped by to talk to him. 3 hours later the guy committed suicide right at the bar, while I was in the bathroom. I walked out and stepped into a huge puddle of his blood. Cops told us all to leave. Were we assholes? Not really. It's not that nobody cared, it's just that we didn't want to face any repercussions. Suppose I had come up to him (I didn't know the guy) and started to talk to him. 3 possible outcomes: he could've been psycho, in which case he'd kill me and then himself OR he could kill himself and then his family would sue me for failing to help him, OR his family could sue me for directly contributing to his state of mind and causing his death. Calling the cops was also not an option since nobody had cell phones back then and the nearest pay phone was far away in the freezing cold. It was the bartender's responsibility to cut him off (pun intended) and call the cops, if anything. Who knows, but this happened on New Year's Eve 96/97 and on the following New Year's Eve, the place burned to the ground.
0:52 When the enemy AI forgets where you went due to that one glitch spot
Stadium Security: *”ESCAPED?! HOW?!”*
Gud one,lol
I remember when I was little, around 5 years old, I would sometimes sneak into the creek that was behind our house, at certain spots there are small platforms of rock, id climb onto them and I'd practice catching crawfish. I wasn't in the creek, I was sitting on a rock near the creek.
“All those feet will never forget what they’ve been through!” Hahahhaha😂🤣😅 10:28
My mom:dont play your phone because it can hurt your eyes!
Me: *Playing my computer*
*playing on samsung smart fridge*
Great videos! 👍
When I was home alone my mother told me to hang up the phone if someone calls.. I literally hanged the phone up when it rang....
That's how genius I was. .
great video ... especially the bike re-thief haha
If you think Lego hurts, you haven’t stood on a UK plug.
5:39 Mr. Rogers didn't actually "flip the bird" intentionally; he was merely showing each finger individually, and didn't realize how this upwards-extending of his middle finger could be misinterpreted.
8:34 That guy must have looked like Freddy Kruger to the staff manning the airport counter.
9:30 Mum(mom) calling son gimp boy 😭😭😂😭
I one time called my mother 30 minutes after curfew and when she answered the phone I said "I've got it mom it's for me "and she said" OK son "and hung up and went back to bed mean while I was still at the party.
interesting, Nate Goodman said the same thing here 3 weeks earlier...
sheer genius
@@DoomFinger511 ok if you feel that I went through and read more than 2 or 3 comments you are crazy. But I'm glad that I wasn't the only one who has thought of this.
It had to be a land line phone huh
@@ball2hard_2k62What other kind of phone has multiple extensions in the same house?
That was smart putting a camera in front of the picture of the living room. He is living in 3020
That's a classic thief trick in cartoons. Who says cartoons and comics rot your brain
Problem with that tactic is the photo only shows one time of day the whole time.... see the sunlight outside the patio door? Didn't think about that one, did he?
@@sferg9582 his dad is in Vegas..so he dont have time to look at camera at Night time we all know what happens in Vegas LOL
@@sferg9582 true
@@chandruz there is probably a time change
6:54 That must have been some warm if not hot beer once it got to them.
How did he get access to the First Class lounge WITHOUT checking in? Sounds like b/s to me.
The ticket was fully refundable, he was allowed to change his departure plan no later then 2 hours before departure every day on his phone with China Eastern Airline. You can just google the story, there are numerous articles.
Random rude person: *tries stepping on my leg*
Me with a Lego brick shoe: I am four parrarel universes ahead of your
I don’t have to worry about cutting my feet because I have thick skin on my feet
Wen you say "ITS TO LATE ALL THOSE FEET WILL NEVER FOR GIVE YOU " (AT 11:11) I DIED LAUGHING
In the first clip, “Besiktas” is pronounced “Beh-Shik-Tass”
Couldn’t the parents have brushed the legos aside with their hands?
Or better yet, use a shop vac.
Or with their feet
Or just worn shoes/slippers/etc.
10:43,
Clears throat*
Shoes, boots, slippers, etc
Legos don’t hurt that much to step on, try stepping on catheads, or even broken glass.
I was feeling really down and this video made me laugh and seriously lifted my mood!
Thank you :)
9:58 omg! Hahaha those are some big pups in those bags, that’s quite impressive. They look like good boys/girls 🥰 my dog would never stay in a bag like that lmfao 😂 🤣
I usually beat my family's systems by avoiding getting in them. If they make a new rule, I "forget" about it and don't do anything to remind them. I also hear them talking about what they will implement if I keep doing something, so I hide it.
Yes
If I was a employer in Sweden I’d tell my employees that’s a really gay way to stay home from work.
*an employer
Great one!!!
I had a professor that didn't allow laptops in their room because they thought people would be too distracted by social media and gaming to pay attention. For a school that costs about $30k/year +housing, +food, +textbooks +uniforms for the hospitality campus; no one was going to be that stupid.
So, I went out and bought a desktop, keyboard, and 32" monitor. I got to class early to set it up while the professor stepped out for a coffee refill. When he got back, he tried to get me to pack it up and take it back to my dorm, meaning I wouldn't be allowed back into class. One of my classmates who still had a copy of the syllabus pointed out that he singled out laptops and phones specifically. At that point someone who had a tablet said "oh, guess I'm fine then" and got it out of their bag. Pissed but accepting defeat, he told me to just bring my laptop from now on.
To drive home the point, I played Pirates of the Caribbean on the top half of my monitor the entire class while taking notes on the bottom half. The girl behind me couldn't stop laughing, making it seem like stupid rules can be much more of a distraction. The next term, he had removed that rule from the syllabus and simply put "electronic devices are permitted for educational purposes only".
I can live with that.
You're a genius
Absolute fricking genius
This story was hard to read. May I suggest opening it like this: "I had a professor who didn't allow the use of laptops in his lecture hall because he thought students would be distracted...."
Honestly the funny comments in the videos give them life
When I was little I put legos on the side of my dad’s bed and got to wake up each morning to moans and groans
Ok
i just realized you have 6.9M subs. Nice!
Actually, I have an extremely rare immunity to the pain of stepping on legos.
Are you god?
same here
@@dannyb.2911 I am not God.
All children who are allowed to run around barefoot outdoors share that immunity. It's extremely rare in the city; not so much elsewhere.
I love the Lego 👌 slippers, haven't seen those before, awesome 👍
I don’t think this is beating the system, but it did get me out of trouble😂
This was in high school: So I have hypoglycemia, which means I have to eat something every 2-3 hours. I was in the library quietly snacking on cheese-itz and the library assistant came over and told me I can’t eat in here. So of course 15 year old me decides to rebel. She got really angry and told me she’s writing me up. She asked for my name and I told her. She replies with, “okay Sylvia.” HOW DO YOU GET SYLVIA FROM ZOE??😂😂anyways I never got in trouble lmao
I truly enjoyed this one. Thanks
At 11:28 - always daytime? Maybe take another pic at night? Dads gonna figure it out!
Exactly my thought🤣
Awesome some of these hit close to home
Be amazed only hearts comments that pretty much say “this is a very good video” it “wow I love your Channel”
A friend and I used to organize chili cookoffs in our little tourist town. The Health Dept. rules that were in place for restaurants also applied to cookoff booths; things like hot running water, 3 compartment dish sink, separate hand wash sink, etc...things that would be impossible to comply with...IF you were selling the chili. We didn't sell chili...we sold raffle tickets for small door prizes donated by the local merchants. A raffle ticket gave you access to all the chili you wanted. So, the chili was actually given away, and the only thing sold was raffle tickets!
These people are living in 2050
I liked to watch a sitcom as a child that was on TV in the afternoon ("The Nanny") and one day after a heated argument I was banned from TV with the statement that I was not allowed to "watch" TV for a week. So I went into the living room and lay on the floor in front of the balcony door, facing away from the TV. My mother was furious, but I said "I don't watch TV, I listen to TV!" and she was so baffled that she couldn't think of anything to say.
“Full blown Indiana Jones”
Throws a scarf to someone to get over a like 5 foot drop...totally Indiana Jones.
r/woosh
11:26
Me: WRITE IT DOWN WRITE IT DOWN
When my dad was a kid his mom told him there was a cold front so don’t go outside so he went to the backyard
So? I don't get it
👍😍I love the Belgium man’s idea. Bifold doors may have worked better though. 💝
My dad: Timmy no party is allow in my house...
Timmy: "take a screenshot of the living room and then start party"
With the Lego one, just wear shoes. BOOM! Parents beat the system back! Beat that, tiny human! XD
Lit vid 🔥
Lego slippers? Now your slipping on legos. Slipping on Legos is a great band name!