Joe Rogan - Sturgill Simpson's Hilarious Dab Story

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  • Joe Rogan and Sturgill Simpson talk about dabs and weed.

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  • @DavidBarryOfficial
    @DavidBarryOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4561

    If you've never been afraid you were gonna die while being stoned, you've never been stoned.

    • @jcraig1848
      @jcraig1848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Dave Banner so true.

    • @sethwade
      @sethwade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I had that experience. I thought I was going to be killed by aliens. So I smoked what I thought was the last blunt of my life. What a feeling.

    • @Zennofobic
      @Zennofobic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      you've never been stoned enough

    • @ItsCorin
      @ItsCorin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao yeah

    • @djdeertz5450
      @djdeertz5450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Then I physically can't get stoned enough. Been uncomfortable or anxious especially in public but never death like lol... And I've smoked myself into acoma.

  • @veniljackson47
    @veniljackson47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    Being stoned to the max walking through a crowded mall it feels like literally everyone is looking at you

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      They are. You are walking around high as balls lmao

    • @cameronallen3142
      @cameronallen3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Everyone is also calling the cops or is a cop lmao

    • @zachsmith1443
      @zachsmith1443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      First time I went to work stoned, I was a bagger at a grocery store. I literally felt like I was in the opening credits of a movie. Both one of the best and the worst times of my life.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ohhhh yeah😨

    • @aphysique
      @aphysique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@zachsmith1443 lol..that had to be a trip...

  • @judo-drummerboy-tapout
    @judo-drummerboy-tapout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    When I was 9 months old my dad and I we're in a train accident. I was literally ran over by the train. I lost both legs the left side above knee and the right side I have just a hip. I'm in my forties now and the nerve pain I have is horrible. I was taking every day 60 milligrams twice a day of methadone, and in between I was on hydromorphone, and flexeril... My pain was still out of control. I was getting suicidal. Then Illinois legalize medical cannabis a few years back the difference instantaneous. and incredible.I am now off all meds, and my pain is controlled by medical canabis. It's a Godsend......

    • @crono3339
      @crono3339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That is so fantastic, glad you have real medicine friend!

    • @virgie4715
      @virgie4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That’s awesome how it helps you! So glad that you could get cannabis and put down the methadone and pain meds. Bless your heart, I couldn’t imagine having to be on such strong pain meds and still be in pain. You’re a strong person, no doubt. Hope you’re doing well ✨

    • @PRESSPLAYRADIO
      @PRESSPLAYRADIO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You the Man ..

    • @Senza_1
      @Senza_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow that’s amazing.

    • @rage.against.the.regime1913
      @rage.against.the.regime1913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Good for you bro. This country is so fucked up and backwards it's insane. Like jailing a woman for opening her salon a week early in this "pandemic", while freeing child molesters and hard felons to keep them from getting the rona. It's all a bunch of bullshit. This ain't the greatest country. Maybe at one time, long ago. Anyway, I'm glad you got relief and are doing great.

  • @brootpk
    @brootpk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    Smoke a bowl at your house.. get stoned. Smoke that same bowl at someone else’s house, and get *BAKED*

    • @Cappingtoncappercap
      @Cappingtoncappercap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I think I get more high smoking alone

    • @teamseshmason
      @teamseshmason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Smoking in an unfamiliar place always makes the high more intense

    • @brootpk
      @brootpk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      KekMason - 110%

    • @OMGlvl86turtlepilot
      @OMGlvl86turtlepilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      wtf i thought i was the only one. i think its just cos im a lil self conscious so i become more aware of how i feel when im around other people?

    • @dylansenterfeit7644
      @dylansenterfeit7644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've heard it's been studied that ingesting an intoxicating substance in a new location intensifies it.

  • @fuckyougeorgebush
    @fuckyougeorgebush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1859

    Anyone ever get so high you feel like you're watching someone else be you?

    • @TalkieWalkie1
      @TalkieWalkie1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Every time I have a bucket

    • @seanclements6206
      @seanclements6206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      In the wise words of mr rogan, every day brother every day

    • @ronpaulrevered
      @ronpaulrevered 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Salvia

    • @eleafy7889
      @eleafy7889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ok. found the non smoker try to explain what they think being high is like. lol.

    • @frankdobbs7862
      @frankdobbs7862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I Own Me - You Own You probably yup its the homunculus observing the ego

  • @themightykyuss
    @themightykyuss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    Lmao. "I feel like dog shit now, and I'm pretty sure I'm dying." Even the most experienced weed smokers, no, especially the most experience weed smokers, know EXACTLY what he means haha.

    • @stonerpage3100
      @stonerpage3100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      What sucks is you only feel that way when you're green. After you reach chronic status, getting that high is a distant memory. I'm still searching for the pot brownies that claim to mow people over.

    • @mrWeenerboy
      @mrWeenerboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Stoner Page have you ever tried making your own firecrackers?? Look up how to make them on here. They’re super easy and if you just decarb enough nug, you’ll get ripped. I eat about an 8th worth and I get very euphoric highs (that of an opioid/pill high) i zone out with headphones on. It’s the best

    • @scottywalker2605
      @scottywalker2605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mrWeenerboy Even after a while firecrackers become normal. I had to stop smoking for a few months to get a solid high again.

    • @mrWeenerboy
      @mrWeenerboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Scotty Walker I hear ya..I get that way every now & then. My remedy for tolerance is usually just a 24-48hr cleanse. I fast, I break a good sweat, nice hot shower or bath with epson salt, flush out those fat cells n reset the metabolism. After a day or two tops, my tolerance seems to reboot just enough. It’s definitely a “bro science” but it’s effective for me

    • @mrWeenerboy
      @mrWeenerboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scotty Walker just spitballing ideas, anything to try to help another ✌️

  • @c9hr0ni4c
    @c9hr0ni4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    It's that "I know weed hasn't ever killed anybody in the history of the human race but I'm dying right now"

    • @mr3rightside47
      @mr3rightside47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Rue Glock “It’s all in my head, no I’m actually dying, I’m going to be the first one.

    • @theotherside3062
      @theotherside3062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "I'm gonna be the first one ever"

    • @amandasmith932
      @amandasmith932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s laced with something, I know it.

    • @c9hr0ni4c
      @c9hr0ni4c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol I don't even remember leaving this comment. Must of been high af.

    • @tracernewsom8277
      @tracernewsom8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “My eyes are vibrating”

  • @lucasrodriguezschwarzenber3127
    @lucasrodriguezschwarzenber3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Anyone else thinks Sturgills most underrated talent is how funny he is?

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Captain MufDyven he’s the man.👍😁

    • @SJ-ni6iy
      @SJ-ni6iy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love that he is normal, it would be hard to be that talented and stay normal.

    • @JimmyT995
      @JimmyT995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he’s our modern day Waylon

  • @98erics
    @98erics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    I'm in my fifth cycle out of six of chemotherapy and thank god for marijuana, she keeps me happy and hungry.

    • @Hyst44
      @Hyst44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Keep fighting. Good luck.

    • @brandonfinley5799
      @brandonfinley5799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      did you really need chemotherapy , or could you have went on a strict diet instead and save 100k

    • @98erics
      @98erics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I had a very large Oligodendrogliomatic tumor with genetic co-deletion on my left frontal lobe. The vast majority of neuro-oncologist will go their entire careers without seeing even an Oligodendroglioma, much less one with genetic co-deletion. My tumor was about the size of a large orange sliced in half and in stage three out of five. I already eat a very healthy diet and exercise regularly, my body fat is currently around 18%. At age thirty-three that is pretty good. Chemotherapy and radiation post brain surgery simply give me a better chance of survival without any permanent or major side effects. Plus I have great insurance. Thanks for your concern dude! Peace

    • @brandonfinley5799
      @brandonfinley5799 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow thats crazy, how old where you when you found out about it if you dont mind me asking, wasnt implying you were fat. I just know know if you go on a strict vegtable and fruit diet and get your bodys alkalinity up it can cure certain cancers

    • @98erics
      @98erics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't mind you asking dude, and I was just saying I am in good shape. Not a humble brag or anything, but I'm only twenty pounds heavier than I was in college, and that was ten years ago. I'll give you the short story. I have had epilepsy since 2006 due to a traumatic brain injury I had resulting from a fall off of my skateboard. Roughly two and a half years ago my seizures started to become more intense and vastly more often. Typically my body would get used to the anti-epileptic medication every two years or so and a breakthrough seizure would occur. Then two and a half years ago they started happening every two months and they were really bad, like kidney failure bad. Anyway, finally we get an MRI done and we discover the tumor. The tumor was increasing the intracranial pressure and pushing on the already damaged part of my brain in both temporal lobes, therefore causing the seizures. Since the biopsy procedure is just as traumatic as removing the whole thing, they went ahead a removed the tumor. Upon study and genetic analysis they found out what the damned thing was. long story short I am more than likely one of like three people on the globe that have this particular type of brain cancer (completely made that stat up, but trust me it's rare). My medical team at MUSC said that both radiation treatment and chemotherapy would drastically reduce the chance of the cancer growing again. So I'd say I've only known about it for around two years. sorry about the long read dude

  • @prepordie3613
    @prepordie3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    On a side note this guy writes and plays some badass Outlaw country music

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hell yeah he does..!!😁👍

    • @blackcowboymusic
      @blackcowboymusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was just listening to Sound And Fury before this

    • @MLHMODZ
      @MLHMODZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Life of sin is so relatable

    • @41odyssey
      @41odyssey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      definetely not outlaw country at all but some really good music.

    • @LC-cq5um
      @LC-cq5um 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@41odyssey it’s definitely outlaw music

  • @Impericalevidence
    @Impericalevidence 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "marijuana, lsd, psilocybin, and DMT, but love is the only thing that saved me."

    • @urmumsgardner132
      @urmumsgardner132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yeah

    • @ARINOXMUSIC
      @ARINOXMUSIC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The heaviest drug foreal

    • @connerskates
      @connerskates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They all change the way I see. But loves the only thing that ever saved my life

    • @blueyedevildarkness7649
      @blueyedevildarkness7649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Never depend on another person for your happiness.

    • @Impericalevidence
      @Impericalevidence 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueyedevildarkness7649 who will save your soul if you don't save yourself?

  • @Chiefthepup
    @Chiefthepup 6 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Depressing how high I don't get anymore

    • @davidbanuelos2177
      @davidbanuelos2177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😭😭😭😭 Me 2

    • @soundsbyzer0
      @soundsbyzer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Omg same need a tolerance break lmaooooo

    • @goldjozi1276
      @goldjozi1276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Take a break

    • @aaronh.917
      @aaronh.917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Recently switched to only smoking on the weekends. Start by taking mon-thurs off and it makes the time on the weekend much better

    • @Graemedico
      @Graemedico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aaronh.917 ....WORDZ Snap...😎

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I feel like dog shit now, and I'm pretty sure I'm dying." The matter-of-factness of this line had me dying laughing.

  • @goosemack3587
    @goosemack3587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Lazar Bong? *opens new tab*

  • @aleksBa3
    @aleksBa3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I come from a family of musicians, 5 generations, the only advice my dad gave me was the same advice his dad gave him (and so on) "dont start drinking" ive been preforming at bars since i was 12 and hes right after seeing drunk people for so many years week after week you realize the true dangers of alcohol

    • @BenCloggin
      @BenCloggin ปีที่แล้ว

      Alchy Tards Seething right now

  • @The_Bigshow
    @The_Bigshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Please interview Tyler Childers

    • @duvaldragon324
      @duvaldragon324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rumor has it

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Please dude, just gotta get Joe listening to his music

    • @bweags4194
      @bweags4194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think Tyler hates interviews

    • @TheHarleyrulz
      @TheHarleyrulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bweags4194 , I've heard the same thing. I heard him on The Troubador Podcast. He did not sound happy.

    • @hunteryoungblood649
      @hunteryoungblood649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And colter wall

  • @notapplicable328
    @notapplicable328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how often sturgil looks to Jaime to involve him in the conversation

  • @fiddlefolk
    @fiddlefolk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was a 20 yr career firefighter who grew up with the entire weed is bad. I cut my career short because of a severe case of PTSD. I went to counseling, alcohol rehab and the only saving grace for me was medical grade pot. I slept really great and my entire problem became less of a challenge. I only use it when an episode comes on but I have a complete different outlook on pot. There is some great benefits from it.

  • @lufwaffeaircraft
    @lufwaffeaircraft 6 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Nothing like a solar bowl... light your bowl hit on a sunny day with a magnifying glass

    • @shadegreen5351
      @shadegreen5351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      my buddy and i went natural one day. dug out an apple to make a pipe and used a mag glass to catch the sun to light it

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shade Green
      .5’ x .5’ magnify square glass
      Maybe would work better

    • @thegoblin9387
      @thegoblin9387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      harnessing the power of the sun in your bowl

    • @Greg-TC
      @Greg-TC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s amazing how clean it tastes compared to using a lighter

    • @bldrummer8287
      @bldrummer8287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Solar bowl... Disc golf... Is your name Jeremy by chance?

  • @Resque.sounds
    @Resque.sounds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    i love how this comment section became everyone’s craziest weed story

  • @danielsartain8330
    @danielsartain8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The end of this segment hit the nail on the head with the debate of alcohol vs marijuana. Some people never need to drink because it changes their entire personality. Marijuana mellows you out. I’d rather be around a bunch of stoned people than drunk people. Period.

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When you compare them, absolutely.
      But I’d rather not be around either. Sturgell was right that some people take weed WAY too seriously.
      The worst is when some make it their personality, like when Rogan did it in his mid 30s lol

  • @christopheradamson430
    @christopheradamson430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Is it sad that I smoke out of a bong and drive a manual transmission? I must be old school.

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Christopher Adamson You are living the life. Do NOT let anyone tell you otherwise...

    • @pikin2
      @pikin2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm more up of 'joint manual' guy lol. But respect:)

    • @kaseygacke6656
      @kaseygacke6656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Christopher Adamson you ain't the only one buddy!

    • @DankSi
      @DankSi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love my stick shift, I will only drive them. But smoking flowers is no good

    • @therookie8895
      @therookie8895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christopher Adamson u like to be in control. Not a bad thing.

  • @Minnesota7792
    @Minnesota7792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Cannabis isnt for everyone but coming from experience... during chemotherapy Cannabis is incredibly helpful.

    • @Lambotino
      @Lambotino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How are you now

    • @TicoTheTerrorist
      @TicoTheTerrorist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lambotino I hope he’s ok, 3+ years later

    • @Lambotino
      @Lambotino 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TicoTheTerrorist i hope so too :-)

  • @terraLiquidus
    @terraLiquidus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “So don’t waste your time on nursery rhymes,
    Of fairy tales of blood and wine,
    It’s turtles all the way down the line.”

    • @nhmjackson31
      @nhmjackson31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the fact that you like Sturgill Simpson and your pic is the cover of my favorite record of the last twenty years, "De-Loused In The Comatorium". Hello new best friend!!

    • @torrvest
      @torrvest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yooo sick Mars Volta pic

  • @mikehawk8276
    @mikehawk8276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Ppl still rock the bong tho gotta respect that"

    • @Cappingtoncappercap
      @Cappingtoncappercap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right? Lmao this guy

    • @Lambotino
      @Lambotino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I laughed while smoking out my trusty bong

    • @SBrown-ti8xe
      @SBrown-ti8xe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Lambotino Same good ole Bongzilla aka Belzebong.

    • @wyzekraka891
      @wyzekraka891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SBrown-ti8xe bezlebong like bezlebub? That's an awesome name my friend

    • @redswasted8624
      @redswasted8624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trenton Haynes mine’s called Osama Bong Laden.......it’s literally a bong in a little Bin Laden statue (not really sure if statue is the right word)
      Edit: google bin laden bong and you’ll see what I mean

  • @rickh5683
    @rickh5683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Those dabs ain't no joke. I'm in Arkansas, we get everything last. That shit surprised me. Y'all be safe out there

    • @thismothafuckasaid7304
      @thismothafuckasaid7304 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Visited Arkansas and went to some guy's barbecue, there. Some adults were huffing gasoline. I'd never seen that before and they told me it's kinda common bc there's never good drugs around. It was weird!

    • @rickh5683
      @rickh5683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cody lol "poop soup"??

    • @daveslays7146
      @daveslays7146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You too broski

    • @joshshirley9488
      @joshshirley9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rick H he means shitty colored high impurity dabs or sauce /wax

    • @mrgamerwatch100
      @mrgamerwatch100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have live rosin, shatter, crumble, diamonds and butter out here in wisconsin prices pretty wack tho

  • @cameronharris1993
    @cameronharris1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    First time I ever did dabs. Got trapped in a memory. Hallucinated throwing up. I was so convinced it was permanent.

  • @TheBlashMusic
    @TheBlashMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *Joe “A glass of wine with dinner” Rogan*

  • @andrewhampson8210
    @andrewhampson8210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Great conversation. Love this dudes music. Its on my list. I consider Rogans opinions reliable and valid because he makes sense and in my opinion, (reality) lol. ..hes usually right. Here on alcohol...boom. spot on. He observes and interprets stuff the way we wish we could but screws up enough to keep him honest.

  • @BuddhaDog93
    @BuddhaDog93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    But who's still out there rocking a dugout in 2019 like yours truly? Classics never die

    • @auxeniity9039
      @auxeniity9039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck yeah talk about it

    • @ICUP570
      @ICUP570 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Packing one up as we speak.

    • @pinkberryconsumer4059
      @pinkberryconsumer4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right here my dude. Actually Got 2 of them old school even. Both from the 90s.

    • @judo-drummerboy-tapout
      @judo-drummerboy-tapout 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Use my box every day bro

    • @samsungtelevision695
      @samsungtelevision695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      19LapisLazuli hell yes. If it makes it better it’s one I literally found on the floor at a rave in 1997. So blasted on E I actually tried to find the owner.

  • @xxpistolero420xx7
    @xxpistolero420xx7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    my first dab was some award winning shit a friend of a friend brought down to sd. Immediately after I took the dab I felt SUPER energized. ended up surfing for like 8 hours. i was mostly just sitting and caught waves that came directly at me

    • @DavidReichelWerDasLiestIstDumm
      @DavidReichelWerDasLiestIstDumm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Random Runner u gotta try crack man

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DavidReichelWerDasLiestIstDumm
      That effect is in you and achievable
      Without
      Like hypnotism, chanting and hype can alter state of mind

  • @barrylee259
    @barrylee259 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just recently discovered Sturgill... what a talent !!

  • @dipgrizzly25
    @dipgrizzly25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    I had 3 panic attacks from my first dab. I saw the devil that night.

    • @bobbybass7972
      @bobbybass7972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Fucken sissy...

    • @dipgrizzly25
      @dipgrizzly25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Bobby Bass No one handles 87% THC well the first time.

    • @bobbybass7972
      @bobbybass7972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Do you sit to pee aswell ? Madame..

    • @timkimmel9935
      @timkimmel9935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It’s addictive. I’ve been chasing the devil with dabs since I first saw him.

    • @dipgrizzly25
      @dipgrizzly25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Bobby Bass Most of the time I sit to pee. Unless I'm in a hurry, I figure that's a free body weight squat.

  • @sloppyjoe400
    @sloppyjoe400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Would rather smoke any day over drinking.

  • @dansartain4382
    @dansartain4382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    My first dab I literally walked outside and layed beside a tree at my buddies house for 3 hrs. He came out and offered me water and I just said “I’m good. Just looking at all the shapes of the clouds. There are so many clouds.” Yep that’s my sad pathetic dab story. Never did it again. Lasts way too long for me personally. I felt like I couldn’t move

    • @larryphillipsjr.1607
      @larryphillipsjr.1607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dan Sartain 😂

    • @cammo777
      @cammo777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No cunty comments on this one?There's hope for humanity. ..

    • @j.t.8093
      @j.t.8093 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Puffy clouds got me one time, as well. Great times.

    • @bena3341
      @bena3341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Had that experience on lsd before but not dabs. Did have to lie down for maybe 15min once tho

    • @veevo23
      @veevo23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @Henry-uv9xu
    @Henry-uv9xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Dabs are like those 160mg OxyContins prescribed only for patients with a tolerance

    • @pinkberryconsumer4059
      @pinkberryconsumer4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah buddy. Before I got sober, I would do 2 80mgs but them in half and go to sleep and have the most fucked up vivid murderous dreams. Instead of waking me up my wife would sleep on the couch.

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to get the FOOTBALLS
      160MG
      1998 - 2003

  • @alexeilindes7507
    @alexeilindes7507 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I got touched by bill cosby on my first dab

  • @TigerKing77
    @TigerKing77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is what I'm talking about great show Joe sturge is one of the most real down to earth bad ass musicians on the planet today 🤘🌟

  • @coreybrown4639
    @coreybrown4639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this guy's music!!! Amazing music!!!

  • @user-jz3vc9kd2j
    @user-jz3vc9kd2j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was one of those drunks...if I had one drink...it turned into 21 drinks...almost killed me many times. Medical herb is the way to go.

  • @MrJesusdoesntsave
    @MrJesusdoesntsave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My first dab was at a dab bar in the valley with Zeppelin blasting in the background. Walked outta there feeling like Chappelle in Half-Baked.

  • @jt4485
    @jt4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    when you think looking at a laser beam is the same as having a laser beam pointed at ur eye...

    • @Da-Creams
      @Da-Creams 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If it’s strong enough to cook weed it will damage your eyes from looking where the beam lands.

  • @Showbert
    @Showbert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Joe's face is priceless 0:51

  • @coodaygraw1
    @coodaygraw1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm 79 and an occasional smoker since I retired but this stuff they have today is far above my old $20 lid of Jamaican.I want to be mellow, not baked. My wife did a dab like Sturgill talked about and became almost comatose. I laughed

    • @luisguzman8218
      @luisguzman8218 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should try some delta 8 or some strains that have cbd in them. Something like a 1:1 ratio of thc and cbd

  • @Capn_FTB
    @Capn_FTB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    One time I accidently overdosed on edibles when i went on vacation and my bestfriend and our girlfriends, but my bestfriend told me no weed on the trip cause i carpooled in his car so i couldn't even hide weed or he'd smell it after a while, so i did the second best thing and brought 150 dollars worth of wax gummy bears (about 9 gummies) a couple hours before we left.
    The second morning we were on vacation i woke up around 7 and decided to just get a little high to start the day and eat 3 gummies with a beer.
    Meanwhile i usually only eat like 2 weed brownies and i'm good for a few hours.
    So i just thought since gummy bears were smaller i'd eat a little more than i would a brownie.
    So after about an hour and a half i'm worrying my dude gave me some bullshit and i payed all that money.
    I felt a little high after about 2 hours and i thought it wouldn't be good enough to get me through the day so took 3 more.
    Right after i took them my bestfriend walks in and tell me to get dressed and we're leaving to go to a waterfall.
    All i'm thinking is holy fuck, what if these edibles are actually the real and it's not kicking in yet. (I thought about throwing that shit up but it was probably too late so i said fuck it).
    We all got in our cars and went.
    As soon as we get to the lot by the waterfall i'm trying to get out of the car and this is where i know i'm fucked.
    I thought the car was a fishbowl and thought i was going to drown. I held my breathe until my girldfriend opened my door for me and i flopped out of the car.
    Then a bunch of weird shit kept going through my head like the car sound when you lock it was a bird and then i could hear the water and thiught i was walking in water.
    My girlfriend helped me out and walked me almost the whole time and the more we hiked to see this dumbass waterfall, the more high i got.
    Eventually we got to the place and my bestfriend wants to do some dumb shit and look over the waterfall while me and our other friends hold his legs for a picture
    I can say i have never felt so scared in my entire life that i can actually kill my friend cause i was high and didnt want to tell him.
    So i layed down on my stomach and held on to his legs for life just so he can get a picture.
    Long story short he made me climb a tree and i climbed up about 12 feet and dropped straight to my back and he looked down at me and told me he knew i was high the whole time and just wanted to fuck with me while i was in fucking pain.
    As soon i caught my breathe i got in the car and tried not to be high anymore.
    That was the story of how i'm two months sober :)

    • @TracyGrimslut
      @TracyGrimslut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Completely underrated comment..

    • @CBaskins420
      @CBaskins420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @Sosa0125
      @Sosa0125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      definitely worth the read lmao

    • @non-binaryeugene733
      @non-binaryeugene733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You’re one dumb fuck I’ll tell you that. Never do acid, you’re the type that wouldn’t come back to normal.

    • @sethmurphy531
      @sethmurphy531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

  • @remy1016
    @remy1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘Nobody needs to be that stoned, that fast’ 👌

  • @mvato122
    @mvato122 ปีที่แล้ว

    keep coming back to this clip :D

  • @Living_the_Highlight
    @Living_the_Highlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's also being in an unfamiliar environment that can make you feel uncomfortably high. That's why he felt fine as soon as he got back to the safety of home.

  • @notconsenting6633
    @notconsenting6633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ugh been there before😖 I called an ambulance myself and they told me "your just stoned, go to bed and sleep it off" it was an awkward breakfast the next morning

  • @cerisewilson4088
    @cerisewilson4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have a lot of respect for this guy!

  • @romaholcomb7768
    @romaholcomb7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was drunk for forty years, what a waste.

  • @lukewschneider
    @lukewschneider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sturgill is funny like Bill Murray, and musically talented like maybe no one ive ever seen. I've became a big fan of him and his band.🎸🎸

  • @BlsBls-gr1ll
    @BlsBls-gr1ll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joes right about insurance company’s needing to look at each individuals situation.

  • @springchickena1
    @springchickena1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    omg yes on the pain relief when you need it its so good its like gods touch

  • @patriciaross1336
    @patriciaross1336 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe thankyou! Now I know who Sturgill Simpson is . Sorry I am so undereducated. At 75, retired nurse anesthetist, mother of 5 boys and I love music --specifically his and all because of your program. I had never before heard him sing . Great person and very good discussion. Thank you Joe and Sturgill from Monroe,NC. My mother's maiden name was Sturgis!!!

  • @vicaras1
    @vicaras1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I smoked traditional for 18 years and quit for 9 years so on my 40th birthday I took a bong rip type it off of a medical-grade vape out of Michigan while I was drinking eagle rare bourbon and I fully agree with sturgill I instant knew I fucked up but after a few good pukes and a hour or so later I could walk again.

  • @frankdobbs7862
    @frankdobbs7862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We all have that one crazy dab story

  • @ericlewis77
    @ericlewis77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love both of these guys.

  • @zacharygriffin21
    @zacharygriffin21 ปีที่แล้ว

    you’re awesome to have him on here

  • @daltonwilliamson8416
    @daltonwilliamson8416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe's face at :51 you know it's gonna be good lmao

  • @rjhong93
    @rjhong93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    dab: sweating my ass off is all i remember....its herbals for me lol

    • @lowverte3693
      @lowverte3693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its cuase none is dabbing properly theres a real method proper cool down and low temp at the right tempture and Swab super clean vapor hit and tastey and cleaner higb

    • @pauliepecans4213
      @pauliepecans4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lowverte3693 Yep and people cough their ass off because they dab too hot

  • @christianvance1614
    @christianvance1614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ever since I saw sound and fury I have major respect for sturgill Simpson! Amazing!!

  • @kristinam.7176
    @kristinam.7176 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've heard that voice so many times. 😆 Thank you,voice.

  • @oncelercanfly1974
    @oncelercanfly1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂😂😂 teenagers rn in California n Colorado are laughing their asses off remembering the first time they had this story happen them, and then doing it to their friends 😊

  • @mryankovic14569
    @mryankovic14569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guys music is pretty good.

  • @JoshDisher
    @JoshDisher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who's here AFTER finding "Sound & Fury"?
    I just saw it yesterday and things will never be the same!

  • @DynasticBroom
    @DynasticBroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man it’s interesting to see these two talk.

  • @timkimmel9935
    @timkimmel9935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    My first dab, a friend shoved his bong in my mouth and told me to suck down a gram.
    It gave me the weirdest feeling of nostalgia for my uncle when I was a kid

    • @JDubThaMenacePCB
      @JDubThaMenacePCB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Slappy Johnson get therapy kid

    • @TySoVm
      @TySoVm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Slappy Johnson badum pshhhh

    • @myerk1971
      @myerk1971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A gram....a .1 gram dab will do ya

    • @yungdiabeates
      @yungdiabeates 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadddddd

    • @sneesus98
      @sneesus98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      House Vollmer I was gonna say the same man, people just have so much pent up problems or anger nowadays they have to let it out somewhere so they will shit on anything, it's a childlike mind that hates in this fashion, they cant handle the pressure of life

  • @djdsf
    @djdsf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You can hear Joe drooling and being so happy of being able to have one more story about how weed is good for you.

  • @willsurf43
    @willsurf43 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you joe For making a great point

  • @andrewhigdon8346
    @andrewhigdon8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had that same surgery!! You couldn’t tell from looking but I had a deviated septum, so they straightened that out and cleared my sinuses. For about a week I felt like my nostrils were the size of a tunnel, and like I was breathing in a walk-in cooler. Very wide open, and cold air. Sinus Headaches are rarer since then, and now, 20 years later, no more of those issues but my sinuses are often clogged, but they say it’s just seasonal allergies. It even changed my voice, and took away some of the nasally stuff.
    Then two months later they did the vocal polyp surgery and that cleared up my voice even more. Incredible. The only two times I’ve ever been to the hospital (for myself) and it was into the place first thing in the morning, then out that afternoon.

  • @DankSi
    @DankSi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dabs are so great once you get used to them. So much cleaner and better for you

  • @Killenmachine05
    @Killenmachine05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is one of my favorite stories to listen to while I rip a huge dab

  • @ryanhopper2854
    @ryanhopper2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My cousin gets those drunk gerbil eyes that made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @UnimpressedGoose
    @UnimpressedGoose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    When I was younger I got super baked n I was sitting on the couch n my face kept feeling numb n weird n it was tripping me out cuz it only come on for a second but it would happen like every 5 seconds. I was tripping for like 45min before I looked over n realized there was a fan blowing air on my face🤦‍♂️

    • @jtmagx
      @jtmagx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is great!

    • @dennisrobbins7857
      @dennisrobbins7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol! yep, similar thing on a long car trip, the car AC vent was blowing directly on me giving me the chills, for apprx 100 miles I was convinced it was a flu or something...

    • @3lynyrd
      @3lynyrd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ThePapo1980
      @ThePapo1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha this made my day

  • @annettebernal
    @annettebernal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a former wrestler after some practices I would smoke and it helped me a lot during that season I went 14-2

  • @area51r
    @area51r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    low temp dabs is the only way too go.

    • @desmondo8768
      @desmondo8768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      area51r for flavor it is if u wanna get moon high quick high temps the play

    • @TonicElement
      @TonicElement 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      red hot or nothing

    • @housevollmer9106
      @housevollmer9106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I prefer my dab to barley finish smoking, maybe 3% - 5% lostinto the air when my lungs are full! Also hold your dab hits in I’m sick of hearing people say you get it all instantly, 95% THC turned to vapor is still 95% when you blow out 75% of your dab cloud that’s still mostly THC in that vapor! FACT! Only 5% of the vapor comes out if it’s absorbed instantly!

    • @TonicElement
      @TonicElement 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      oo la la, someone's gonna get laid in college

    • @BrettfordBolts
      @BrettfordBolts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TonicElement eeek barba durkell

  • @BananaMana69
    @BananaMana69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I don't understand what he's saying about bongs man. They seem relatively new to me. My Mom and Dad thinks they're some kind of space age contraptions.

    • @larryphillipsjr.1607
      @larryphillipsjr.1607 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Devin McLeod 😂

    • @crisb2276
      @crisb2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha mine too 😅

    • @sandy_the_hippy
      @sandy_the_hippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You be pretty young huh? Bhongs been about for almost 2000 yrs

    • @mynameskobe6838
      @mynameskobe6838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bongs have been around longer than the bible

    • @pugnastyy2586
      @pugnastyy2586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao just getting high has been around since probably the beginning of time.

  • @lisathomas1622
    @lisathomas1622 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was in the Navy, worked on submarine. I was pretty surprised we kept those things going, cuz drinking late into the night was absolutely a daily activity.

  • @Swingin69s
    @Swingin69s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yall have to check out that lazer bong. The guy built a little lego-like gear system to turn the bowl as he hits it

  • @trigsbeans1215
    @trigsbeans1215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I gotta go home, I feel like dogshit and I’m pretty sure I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @DuckmanYaHeard
    @DuckmanYaHeard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dabs are for the real hardcore men and women. I love it!

    • @DramaMoviezScalpel
      @DramaMoviezScalpel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Credo-Ape-Thor ya dude you are so hardcore and cool, omg bro, damn, when you walk into a club everyone is like wow that guy dabs! Fuck ya

    • @cammo777
      @cammo777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DramaMoviezScalpel Stop waiting for any thumbs up...they're not coming.Stupid ass comment lol.

  • @qxnt.in-59
    @qxnt.in-59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Story never gets old

  • @sidneyshaw1608
    @sidneyshaw1608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:29 "I know what I"m doin... the problem is YOU don't know what you're doing" hahaha joe is the man

  • @Cappingtoncappercap
    @Cappingtoncappercap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just smoked a whole bowl of skittlez keef and it took me 10 whole minutes to post this comment I’m so high right now

  • @sergiomendez7656
    @sergiomendez7656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dabs made me want to we quit smoking and go to church lol

  • @wyeth1023
    @wyeth1023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Do you have to wear a welding mask?" BAhahaha!

  • @jonathangreen2064
    @jonathangreen2064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    got to love when joe's eyes are open to the future of smoking technology and hes like wooooo man meaning really i want to try that shit hes saying in his head

  • @_Snapper
    @_Snapper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man this guy is the real deal.

  • @phuckhugh2698
    @phuckhugh2698 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bongs are awesome! Also you need to do yourself a favor and get a Gandalf pipe. Its a handpipe that has a 9-13 inch long mouth piece and it cools the smoke so you get easy smooth hits.

  • @toddrouch7526
    @toddrouch7526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My first dab high, two hits off my buddy's bong, I had to sit down, which turned into lying down, which turned into two hours of deep sleep. Then I finally woke up and had to walk down three flights of stairs, then it took me about an hour sitting in my truck parked on the street before I was able to drive the hour I had to drive to get home. Wow!! Such craziness, I loved it!! Lol hahahaha, had to be six years ago. Awesomeness!!

  • @SS-br5ff
    @SS-br5ff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    watching this while I hit my bong.

  • @geraldnapshireii8734
    @geraldnapshireii8734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The first time I dabbled I ate my grand papas purple heart medal

    • @larryphillipsjr.1607
      @larryphillipsjr.1607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      amateur boater midnight poker WTF?

    • @crazydude3601
      @crazydude3601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You’re the soldier now

    • @onomatopoeia6849
      @onomatopoeia6849 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That shit made out of chocolate or something?

    • @wardoc0435
      @wardoc0435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Random Runner For those of us who were unfortunate enough to be awarded the Purple Heart....not so funny; not so funny at all. However, some people probably found it to be hilarious so rock on.....

  • @boratsagdiyev5679
    @boratsagdiyev5679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've got sinus problems too, damn allergic reactions to cocaine

  • @gasolinedreams2691
    @gasolinedreams2691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We got the sound and fury album out of that. I’ve been looking for an album like that for decades.

  • @anthonywolfe3857
    @anthonywolfe3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sturgill i just discovered you not not long ago. Glad to see you on JRE.

  • @waynocarrowiano4367
    @waynocarrowiano4367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rohan: “How do you not go Blind hitting this?”
    Smoker: “Who the f#ck said that?”

  • @irishmancheckinin6540
    @irishmancheckinin6540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe thats not true, THC KILLS...
    boredom. 😀 and pain.

  • @elgoat483
    @elgoat483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe's look when he said he pulled it just like a bong 😂🤣

  • @chaoticpuppet1
    @chaoticpuppet1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been marathoning Joe's videos while at work. but yt isn't letting me 👍 every video