I don’t know if he absolutely killed the vibe it’s sad. But I think it’s great to here the back story of Joe Rogan. This is one of his more interesting videos in my opinion.
"Joe Rogan tells funny stories from growing up" *includes clip of joe talking about his dog getting hit by a car and dying on the spot after he carried it back into the house and shit itself in the kitchen* Perfect, exactly what i was looking for.
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mcha
Peter McGill how the fuck is it relevant punching women , bullying gay black kid , dog dieing , nice to know you can relate , let me guess your bald also ?
Peter McGill has to work on a big screen with my flat on amazon for my new year on the way I am on the way home now I have ended the night I gotta I like it and it’s so so awesome to play and to have come here to the chat I gotta I love the new update I have no problems at this game and I’m sorry it took about it and then the other game was so so fun to do with the new year so I’ll be happy for it thanks to the game I love you guys please come here I hope I have to get to my work tomorrow I love the new way and to have fun I gotta was like I was like yeah you got it I just wanted it but I’m sorry but I’ll have come over here to you and you have come over here for tomorrow I love to come over tomorrow to get my car done I gotta is my time I’m sorry but it’s so much better to do you wanna is your time for dinner tomorrow I love to come
The pause before he said that made it gold 😂😂😂. Then right after, "and that was my first domestic abuse charge." Like paaauuuse, your FIRST domestic charge? How many more do you have bud? 😬😬👀
Joe's story about college is exactly what I'm going through right now and honestly it makes me feel better know that someone else felt the same way I do. His life turned out great and hopefully mine does to.
Same! Especially when he was talking about how his focus was off, crazy how relatable that was. I'm already in my 2nd year; approaching my 3rd. I really hope I get my shit together.
13:05 think about the butterfly effect. If Hitler wasn’t bored one day and came up with the design of the Volkswagen Bug. Joe’s dog would of never died
Mate, I'm an English dude & I love your shit. Listening to this pod cast reminded me of things I had forgotten about my childhood years ago... you forget all the pressure & stress you felt when you get old but got to be honest, hearing you two talk made me remember & put a massive smile on my face. It's important & massively helpful for young people to hear this kinda thing, especially in the times we live in now, we're all going to fuck up, we all have no idea where we will end up but shit will work out in the end one way or another & one day, like you guys, we will look back & laugh. It's an important message mate believe me, kids need to hear this honest talk, I wish I had years ago. Keep up the good work mate, it's priceless 😉
Fraser Morrison that wasn't the story. Although It was sad context to put the story about his friend in order, to let us know he used to fight for anything as joe put.
Those dog stories broke my heart for Joe. From the way he spoke about it, you can tell that experience marked him. You could see it in his eyes that it still hurt to talk about it. Poor Joe, I pray you and your fur-buddies are reunited at the Pearly Gates. 😭
In Jr high I had a "mentally challenged" girl chase me around the cafeteria trying to stab me with a fork because I wouldn't give her my cookie. She got really close to stabbing me a couple times,she was pretty quick physically... just not mentally.
MY best friend was kinda goofy but fucking hillarious to me. Its why I loved him he was a goofball but very smart. Everybody else thought he was an easy target and would pick on him. So...I asked him one day..."why dont you stand up for yourself...why take so much shit?" He looked at me with this weird dead look in his eye...."I only fight for real" Couple months later we're at a house party and somebody starts in on him and makes the mistake of pushing him....Joey knocks him out stone cold standing up like a two by four and he falls back and cracks his head on the coffee table. Everybody runs outside before the cops get there...Joey "Hey dude, lets go smoke a bowl." hahahahahahhaha you never know.
Im the same lol I've been training muay thai and boxing and wrestling since i was a kid but all i ever do is play around with everyone even people who try to talk shit and i get asked the same exact question why i don't ever fight back
rock tumbler yeah that sounds like me. I would take all kinds of shit because none of it mattered. If it was a real threat or someone else was in danger that was different. That's where people got knocked out. I wouldn't waste time. Just shove them off, throw them down, punch them, and walk away. No one ever questioned me after that.
John Bae I'm in the exact same position man. Currently in that "year off". I want to go to uni next year but I don't have a purpose or direction... I just don't want to be a loser.
John Bae when he mentioned how having no direction then going to school and having to follow directions was difficult to adjust to makes sense and is great self awareness.
John Bae same here too. I don't have any direction right now and I'm a year after high school. All I know is I'm an artist but I don't even know if I want to peruse art or give in and live the 9-5 goose chase
That professor is Epic! He left an impact on Joe to this day. A good Professor and teacher also teaches life lessons and values about life to make you a better person not just stuff in books.
Seriously, this is one of the best JRE clips ever. What amazing insights into both these guys lives and the era they grew up in. Joe was always smart, but just found the direction until much later . Jeez man, this is powerful stuff. Thank you .
7:10 dude I wrestled for 4 years in high school and those wrestling was and is still one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and it gave the discipline I needed to succeed in life
Colin Dalangin I used to think it was gay before I did it, I did it my sophomore and junior year in HS best decision ever I loved that shit man. Changed my life.
Wrestling screwed up my grades for sure. At least I made it to state. I also did football and track. That's NOTHING compared to wrestling. Nothing is as mentally draining as wrestling in high school.
Ay man take it from a 30 yr old who has no fuckin idea what he wants to do in his life. Don't stress it too much enjoy it. I'm a long haul trucker currently. That Job is always available no education needed and make like 50-70k a year. You always got that as a back up until you find something you love lol. If you not about that college life don't go and rack up debt go to a trade school instead.
made me remember my cat, had her for like 5 years. she had eaten rat poison, that the landlord had failed to mention was under the house, and got really sick. i tried for a couple weeks to get her better but on valentines day in 7th grade she choked on the medicine and died in my arms. it was hard but i think she did it to herself looking back. i still love that cat.
Man I work nights, and I can literally go from start to finish on my 12hr shifts just listening to Joe talk with guest about anything. Such a funny and educated perspective on everything. And when things get serious like in this video his perspective is so real and enlightening no, it happens for a reason bullshit no dog heaven or gods plan 😂
@KawasakiRider - no no no no... I dont die like that.. cause i dont wear clothes so it would just be shit and piss on the floor. Unless I'm in a pool or on a roller coaster. Then it wouldn't be the floor. But what if I die like Elvis Presley on the toilet? I dont think everyone dies the same exact way but for the most part ya.
Trollamollex I think there is nothing abnormal about it biologically. Current age of adult laws are so society functions efficiently based on what society needs. We place a huge importance on education, especially since WW1 and WW2 but pretty much since the industrial revolution. So we feel strongly about an age that has most kids out of school. That hasn’t always been the case. Before education was so important and there were so many options in life for woman. It was common to marry your daughter off early since she could only be a house wife anyway and matching her with a hard working or successful husband was way more important than waiting a few years for no reason. Legal age today is a society learn restriction not a moral or biological one. However just because it is a social construct doesn’t mean it isn’t an important one. One I can see change in the future maybe an older age as education becomes more important or lowering as kids are becoming smarter faster with technology. But the real moral and biological age limit is puberty! That’s the line that you cross from being just being a crime to being a sicko! Society can use puberty like it often did before because civilization would never be as productive as it is today. We would have people dropping out of 6th grade to start families. That was fine when society was an agricultural society. But the world is to demanding to have that going on at a high rate today!
WoesOfTheWest He's kind of an asshole lol but I grew up hearing stories of him going out and fighting random people for fun and it was pretty entertaining to listen to.
Despite going to high school in the early-mid 2010s, I can still relate to a lot of what they’re talking about in this. I had a hell of a lot of fun in HS and I don’t regret it one bit.
I have loved Greg for so many years, now that I’ve heard that story, I love him even more!! You can just see the embarrassment on his face even after all these years. 😂😂😂
When I was a kid I was bitten by a dog, almost lost an eye, so I had a fear of dogs, still do...Several years later, I was in 6th grade i guess, My neighbor owned a duplex, rented half to the band Days of the New, it was all 4 members before they had even recorded their 1st album, no one knew they would become anything at this point, they were still high school aged...The duplex owner had this dog, 1st dog I had ever become close with and was not afraid... 1 day 1 of the guys from the band left the crappy gate unlatched by accident, the dog got out, was hit down the street. Died instantly....Tore up the dude who did it, they were all really nice guys, the owner and his son younger than me were pretty tore up too. But that dog got me over my irrational fear of dogs, before that I would freeze up if 1 got near me.
Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club when I was five I was walking to the store to get candy and I got chased by a pack of dogs I still don't know how I even got away I flew I ran so fast my shoes broke and fell off and when I got to my grandma's house I kept running a few circles around her house 😂
Plot twist: that girl landed those punches effortlessly on Joe, consequently sending him down a lifelong path of martial arts
is your nickname Fat Tony?
Meh, he was already in martial arts... Hence the blocked punches...
Lmfao!
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i think you may want to re read that comment
“My FIRST domestic abuse charge”
4Globe4 it’s implying that he has had more after
4:38
Probably a joke.. hopefully lol
I punched a girl a couple times when i was a kid when ever she mouthed off she would get a punch. Never saw it comeing
@@4globe415 That's okay. Some people are just 'special'!
"You ever had a friend try to insult you when girls were around" Yep
Snorlax lol poor little buddy snorlax
When they try to do that out them in their place in front of the girl
Snorlax wtf I saw your pic and thought I'd left this comment lol
MyNamesCody 👨❤️💋👨
MyNamesCody lmfao
Joe ‘kills the vibe with a dead-dog story’ Rogan
Lmao right? It was all laughs and then suddenly :(
I don’t know if he absolutely killed the vibe it’s sad. But I think it’s great to here the back story of Joe Rogan. This is one of his more interesting videos in my opinion.
I was laughing
@@Monsterwoah Hence the name.
That dead dog segway came out of nowhere 😂😂 just like the car that killed his dog 😂😂😂
my dog died in front of me , it was a sad shit :( , Jamie pull up a picture of a dead dog..
😅😅😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck dude
Haha sad but funny lol
😂😂😂😂 that’s perfect
"Joe Rogan tells funny stories from growing up"
*includes clip of joe talking about his dog getting hit by a car and dying on the spot after he carried it back into the house and shit itself in the kitchen*
Perfect, exactly what i was looking for.
Moping Korea also l
That's actually really funny
@@bynx3959 You have a very dangerous sense of humour
Medic nah just funny
@@bynx3959 in no way was it funny. Nobody else found it funny. Which is why I said if you found it funny then you have a dangerous sense of humour.
This went down a pretty depressing path
WalkingW Joe would shit his pants if I ever brought him ice fishing up where I live in Canada
Ikr lol
Jesus Christ. This went from 0-100 real quick. I wanted to die more than usual at the end
That dog story made me sad..
@@jacobg2296 just curious where in canada
Greg: I accidentally beat up a girl who had a crush on me
Joe: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear mcha
same not that i did that but the looling
This guy was drinking 6 packs in seventh grade
@@710stylez5 story time
Ryland De Santis that’s just fucked up
@@710stylez5 that's just weird
And?
@@710stylez5 yikes
Most people on Friday nights: *chill out with friends, have dinner, see a movie, ect*
Me on Friday night: *binge watching joe Rogan clips*
I'm here
No everyone’s bingeing joe rogan
literally what I am doing right now
All day
Only on fridays ? I binge watch every day lol this is like my tv show
“Tell me about her childhood” lmfao
420
Hard to find words to say how much I liked listening to this. It was relevant, fascinating, revealing, funny and sad.
Peter McGill how the fuck is it relevant punching women , bullying gay black kid , dog dieing , nice to know you can relate , let me guess your bald also ?
+Jungle Ninja
Snowflake detected.
Oh wait this comment was 6 months ago. Winter...
@@jungleninja8415 hahahaha you sound upset.... did something he say strike a nerve?
@@jungleninja8415 gaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Peter McGill has to work on a big screen with my flat on amazon for my new year on the way I am on the way home now I have ended the night I gotta I like it and it’s so so awesome to play and to have come here to the chat I gotta I love the new update I have no problems at this game and I’m sorry it took about it and then the other game was so so fun to do with the new year so I’ll be happy for it thanks to the game I love you guys please come here I hope I have to get to my work tomorrow I love the new way and to have fun I gotta was like I was like yeah you got it I just wanted it but I’m sorry but I’ll have come over here to you and you have come over here for tomorrow I love to come over tomorrow to get my car done I gotta is my time I’m sorry but it’s so much better to do you wanna is your time for dinner tomorrow I love to come
This is how life should be, just too bald guys in a room talking.
....two
alcdewfnrijfmeokfmwe no. Too.
Alien Intention what the fuck are toy here for then? Just to be a douchebag? Fuckin loser.
damn you must have loads of friends
Someone hasn't been sucked off in a while. Prolly got all types of leaky foreskin action.
Greg "I knocked her around a bit" Fitzsimmons
Liam Featherstone-Gover beautiful comment
The pause before he said that made it gold 😂😂😂. Then right after, "and that was my first domestic abuse charge." Like paaauuuse, your FIRST domestic charge? How many more do you have bud? 😬😬👀
Joe: So you beat her ass and she liked you more?
Greg: “Tell me about her fucking childhood”
“Big plump Italian, that was my type”
Bro geekin 😂😂
As he’s talking about a 13 year old
joel huh yea when he was 13 himself ???
Super mario
I love plumpers
"I knocked her around a little" best quote ever
LOL i'm glad someone else thought that was as funny as I did... I thought i was howling like a maniac over something mundane and stupid
conspiracies are just great stories I lost my shit too, you could tell he was kinda proud about it.
What does he mean by that ?
That had me in tears
@@theo.g779 that he punched her just a lil bit lol
i love how joe is always genuinely interested in what the guest is saying
The Nair was on his head for way to long
Hahahahhahahahhahah!
Maximum Energy some say he still has some on
Underrated comment
Lice has to build a bridge to relocate to the other side.
They got him fucked up 😅😂😅😂
Joe's story about college is exactly what I'm going through right now and honestly it makes me feel better know that someone else felt the same way I do. His life turned out great and hopefully mine does to.
Same! Especially when he was talking about how his focus was off, crazy how relatable that was. I'm already in my 2nd year; approaching my 3rd. I really hope I get my shit together.
We’re all in this together
You're not alone bro
@@johnsontan345 how'd it work out?
@@amandacrump8769 yeah tell us
The dog story hit me right in the feels
Yeah
Omg it changed my whole vibe
Ik I got so depressed
So much for funny stories...
y'all need Kenny to take you out fighting
4:45 "yeah, my first domestic abuse charge"
He said that very casually, like it was the first of the many to come lol
A bit of dark humor, which I enjoy :)
Clearly a joke
13:05 think about the butterfly effect. If Hitler wasn’t bored one day and came up with the design of the Volkswagen Bug. Joe’s dog would of never died
What are you talking about lol
Quotenspartaner he’s right tho. Go to google.com and look up ‘Volkswagen founder’
@@ChasingInfinite i know the nazis founded VW. But Hitler didnt come up with the design for the bug which is what the dude said.
Quotenspartaner didn’t come up with it, but super duper pushed and loved it.
Okay fine “commissioned” lmao who gives a fuck y’all get the point
21:20 - 21:30
Joe, please don't ever make those sounds ever on another podcast ever again please ever.
This shit had me fucking dead bro. Ooooohhh, ahhhhhh, *sharply inhaling*
Yeah bc that dudes talking about children lmao
That's when Chris Hansen would usually walk in...lol
Yeah that was fuckin creepy
Finally I was trying to find this
Mate, I'm an English dude & I love your shit. Listening to this pod cast reminded me of things I had forgotten about my childhood years ago... you forget all the pressure & stress you felt when you get old but got to be honest, hearing you two talk made me remember & put a massive smile on my face. It's important & massively helpful for young people to hear this kinda thing, especially in the times we live in now, we're all going to fuck up, we all have no idea where we will end up but shit will work out in the end one way or another & one day, like you guys, we will look back & laugh. It's an important message mate believe me, kids need to hear this honest talk, I wish I had years ago. Keep up the good work mate, it's priceless 😉
Greg “lil plump Italian” Fitzsimmons
😂😂😂😂😂 that's my type, that's my type. Thick plumb girls that's my type
I think you meant Lil Pump
@@LegKickLiamMMA Nah he's right. Did you even watch the video?
@@mattmroz2182 It was a joke
joe rogans dog dying is not a funny story if im being honest
Fraser Morrison that wasn't the story. Although It was sad context to put the story about his friend in order, to let us know he used to fight for anything as joe put.
youve never had a dog then man shit was sad
that shit really had me on the verge of crying
Yeah
no ones
Those dog stories broke my heart for Joe. From the way he spoke about it, you can tell that experience marked him. You could see it in his eyes that it still hurt to talk about it. Poor Joe, I pray you and your fur-buddies are reunited at the Pearly Gates. 😭
"Joe rogan tells funny stories from growing up"
*joe starts talking about dog that got hit by a car*
In Jr high I had a "mentally challenged" girl chase me around the cafeteria trying to stab me with a fork because I wouldn't give her my cookie. She got really close to stabbing me a couple times,she was pretty quick physically... just not mentally.
I have a Mentally Handicapped brother so I can laugh at this .. LOL 😂😂
@@Scorpiobw I am mentally handicapped so I laugh at everything.
I am not mentally handicapped, I have no mentally handicapped friends/family, I can laugh at this.
That shits funny
Same thing happend at my he high school to a kid luckily only plastic fork for him
Kid tried to stab me wit a pencil but I blocked it
This mood of this video switched up so randomly, lmao.
so he just wanted to fight all the time, like one time my dog got hit by a car one time. It was really sad.
he is a true stoner lmfao
Joe "It was a weird thing, man" Rogan
Yea seemed like a weird turn there
"Tell me about her childhood" *LMAOOOO*
hearing joe talk about his childhood and his struggles in school is so comforting
10:40 "it could have been an AIDSy punch" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
came here to laugh, not to get hit by a feels train
Justin Bieber
Who hurt you
Please we're concerned for your feels.
It’s a fine line
MY best friend was kinda goofy but fucking hillarious to me. Its why I loved him he was a goofball but very smart. Everybody else thought he was an easy target and would pick on him. So...I asked him one day..."why dont you stand up for yourself...why take so much shit?" He looked at me with this weird dead look in his eye...."I only fight for real" Couple months later we're at a house party and somebody starts in on him and makes the mistake of pushing him....Joey knocks him out stone cold standing up like a two by four and he falls back and cracks his head on the coffee table. Everybody runs outside before the cops get there...Joey "Hey dude, lets go smoke a bowl." hahahahahahhaha you never know.
that's so badass.
That is a story my friend
Im the same lol I've been training muay thai and boxing and wrestling since i was a kid but all i ever do is play around with everyone even people who try to talk shit and i get asked the same exact question why i don't ever fight back
That happened
rock tumbler yeah that sounds like me. I would take all kinds of shit because none of it mattered. If it was a real threat or someone else was in danger that was different. That's where people got knocked out. I wouldn't waste time. Just shove them off, throw them down, punch them, and walk away. No one ever questioned me after that.
Wrestling is a very underrated sport for how hard the practice is for sure.
Greg “Equal Rights and Lefts” Fitzsimmons
D McStabovich Equal rights equal fights
Listening to Joe talk about his dog die sounds like him telling a story from “back in Nam”
Fuck me, Joe LITERALLY just described my current situation, when he was talking about how he was after high school. Fuck
John Bae I'm in the exact same position man. Currently in that "year off". I want to go to uni next year but I don't have a purpose or direction... I just don't want to be a loser.
Kemosabe ! Same exact thing
John Bae I'm the same but I have a direction I wanna be a pro wrestler but that's all I do atm no job but starting college soon
John Bae when he mentioned how having no direction then going to school and having to follow directions was difficult to adjust to makes sense and is great self awareness.
John Bae same here too. I don't have any direction right now and I'm a year after high school. All I know is I'm an artist but I don't even know if I want to peruse art or give in and live the 9-5 goose chase
I listened to this with a headache and it instantly got worse
Why though
Lmfao yeah like why. That’s like saying “my feet were hurting, so I started doing jumping jacks and it instantly got worse”. Like yeah no shi
@@RMichaelHimself I watch Joe rogan to go to sleep
This has gotta be the funniest Joe Rogan podcast ever, tears were literally coming down my eyes because of laughter when I first watched this😂😂😭
Milly Operan even the dog part?
@@jackpatton4291 especially that part
Mugsy Malone has to be the fakest name in a story I’ve ever heard lmfao
Matthew Malone oh shit it’s the real Mugsy
@@matthewmalone2076 Oh fuck!
Matthew Malone impossible..
@@matthewmalone2076 , we're not worthy!
And Joey Diaz's Pistol Pete
Joe “whisper* she never shits in the house” Rogan
That professor is Epic! He left an impact on Joe to this day. A good Professor and teacher also teaches life lessons and values about life to make you a better person not just stuff in books.
Joe “I think at the time he was two years younger than me” Rogan
2 yrs older.
@I Am The One Who Knocks not only you're a loser, but you're also a loser
“At the time” 💀💀
Looooool
Seriously, this is one of the best JRE clips ever. What amazing insights into both these guys lives and the era they grew up in. Joe was always smart, but just found the direction until much later . Jeez man, this is powerful stuff. Thank you .
7:10 dude I wrestled for 4 years in high school and those wrestling was and is still one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and it gave the discipline I needed to succeed in life
Colin Dalangin I used to think it was gay before I did it, I did it my sophomore and junior year in HS best decision ever I loved that shit man. Changed my life.
@Noodle Judas 😱
You’re not fucking lying! Wrestling helped with discipline so much!
Jesus, the dog story just hit us out of nowhere. Fucked me up. I didn't know how to react.
Wrestling screwed up my grades for sure. At least I made it to state. I also did football and track. That's NOTHING compared to wrestling. Nothing is as mentally draining as wrestling in high school.
The Puppet Of Everything what state
True
@@dallasmcnally8913 i think he meant 'state college'
Have to agree, even in middle school it drained me.
Knock Knock Who's there ? He meant the state wrestling tournament. He was top 16 in his state for his weight class
Joe: I just can't listen.
Also Joe: let's start a podcast where my job is to listen.
Kas J he meant listen to instruction
What? Y’all need to grow up with the lame jokes. Not even attempting to be funny.
I wish Joe still communicated like this
That confusion and fear of what’s gonna happen after high school is me right now
Ay man take it from a 30 yr old who has no fuckin idea what he wants to do in his life. Don't stress it too much enjoy it. I'm a long haul trucker currently. That Job is always available no education needed and make like 50-70k a year. You always got that as a back up until you find something you love lol. If you not about that college life don't go and rack up debt go to a trade school instead.
Way to bring us down with that story. Went from laughter to tears lol
_"Joe Rogan tells Funny Stories from Growing Up"_ cut to 12:21
Justin McNeil that’s fucked 😅
I laughed because of the contrast
made me remember my cat, had her for like 5 years. she had eaten rat poison, that the landlord had failed to mention was under the house, and got really sick. i tried for a couple weeks to get her better but on valentines day in 7th grade she choked on the medicine and died in my arms. it was hard but i think she did it to herself looking back. i still love that cat.
Dang I wasn’t hoping to read this today but my condolence
So so sorry…
Joes retrospect on high school for men is spot on. We need better role models and to aim high. Look where he is now.
Joe '"yeah it was a weird thing man" Rogan
IVeezy Scott13 lol
Man I work nights, and I can literally go from start to finish on my 12hr shifts just listening to Joe talk with guest about anything. Such a funny and educated perspective on everything. And when things get serious like in this video his perspective is so real and enlightening no, it happens for a reason bullshit no dog heaven or gods plan 😂
"Tell me about her childhood" 😹😹😹😹😹
i lost it at this one
I became a man when grandpa took me into the closet and whispered in my ear "you're a big boy now"
KEZZAKILLA wtf
DLoges What?
Kezz You're a creep.
KEZZAKILLA can i do it next bro?
I ❤ U
It's hilarious how much Joe wants to hit home that Mark is an animal
Joe “how many times you hit her” Rogan
I don't think the punched girl was "damaged"; she probably understood he wouldn't have hit a girl knowingly. It doesn't take a genius.
fiske notice the words “probably” and “think”. He was saying if she was a normal person with a brain, she would know.
she sprayed fucking shaving cream in his eyes & tried to run away, what was she expecting anyway
@I Am The One Who Knocks yup
Animals and humans empty their bowels at death.
That's like saying bugs and ants or mammals and dogs or snakes and reptiles. Humans are animals.
@KawasakiRider - no no no no... I dont die like that.. cause i dont wear clothes so it would just be shit and piss on the floor. Unless I'm in a pool or on a roller coaster. Then it wouldn't be the floor. But what if I die like Elvis Presley on the toilet? I dont think everyone dies the same exact way but for the most part ya.
@@Vu621
Humans are animals though
Hence why he said looking back on it he knew she was dead but at the time he still thought she was alive.......
@@Thebossstage1 that is exactly what he said yes
not gonna lie when they got in depth at the end about the young girls, it was creepy af lol
Pete D ikr the way joe was groaning was fucking weeeirs
i was about to say that
I think it’s funny
Trollamollex I think there is nothing abnormal about it biologically. Current age of adult laws are so society functions efficiently based on what society needs. We place a huge importance on education, especially since WW1 and WW2 but pretty much since the industrial revolution. So we feel strongly about an age that has most kids out of school. That hasn’t always been the case. Before education was so important and there were so many options in life for woman. It was common to marry your daughter off early since she could only be a house wife anyway and matching her with a hard working or successful husband was way more important than waiting a few years for no reason. Legal age today is a society learn restriction not a moral or biological one. However just because it is a social construct doesn’t mean it isn’t an important one. One I can see change in the future maybe an older age as education becomes more important or lowering as kids are becoming smarter faster with technology.
But the real moral and biological age limit is puberty! That’s the line that you cross from being just being a crime to being a sicko! Society can use puberty like it often did before because civilization would never be as productive as it is today. We would have people dropping out of 6th grade to start families. That was fine when society was an agricultural society. But the world is to demanding to have that going on at a high rate today!
Nice PLUMP italian GIRL.
I just recently lost my boxer to a brain bleed, he died in my arms too. I just cried a little writing this actually. Wonderful beautiful creatures.
BetaCuck4Lyfe sorry for your loss.
Joe really did a good job at explaining the influence of school and the whole boring routine of the young ones.
My dad's name is Kenny and he has a Tasmanian devil with boxing gloves tattoo.....Coincidence ??? lol
WoesOfTheWest He's kind of an asshole lol but I grew up hearing stories of him going out and fighting random people for fun and it was pretty entertaining to listen to.
Did you ask him if he grew up with Rogan?
I call bs lol
Yo we need an update bruh😂
Maybe he knows rogan
Despite going to high school in the early-mid 2010s, I can still relate to a lot of what they’re talking about in this. I had a hell of a lot of fun in HS and I don’t regret it one bit.
Whooo the toes... very important! LOLOLOLOLOL x 1000000
My Mom Passed steering in my Eyes 👀!! Love you Mom forever Beautiful Mom!!
I have loved Greg for so many years, now that I’ve heard that story, I love him even more!! You can just see the embarrassment on his face even after all these years. 😂😂😂
When I was a kid I was bitten by a dog, almost lost an eye, so I had a fear of dogs, still do...Several years later, I was in 6th grade i guess, My neighbor owned a duplex, rented half to the band Days of the New, it was all 4 members before they had even recorded their 1st album, no one knew they would become anything at this point, they were still high school aged...The duplex owner had this dog, 1st dog I had ever become close with and was not afraid...
1 day 1 of the guys from the band left the crappy gate unlatched by accident, the dog got out, was hit down the street. Died instantly....Tore up the dude who did it, they were all really nice guys, the owner and his son younger than me were pretty tore up too.
But that dog got me over my irrational fear of dogs, before that I would freeze up if 1 got near me.
Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club I got but when I was three and almost lost an eye to. Did not develop a fear though.
Bill & Bill`s Gentlemans Club when I was five I was walking to the store to get candy and I got chased by a pack of dogs I still don't know how I even got away I flew I ran so fast my shoes broke and fell off and when I got to my grandma's house I kept running a few circles around her house 😂
@StripperTipper-405 seriously??? Labradors are so sweet and loyal
People who don’t assume that animals will always act rationally and rational not pathetic
@StripperTipper-405 My domestic pet would eat your fuckin face. xD
best podcaster
Daniel Majerly
You mean there is other podcasts out there??
Joe has an incredible ability to drive any conversation. It’s fucking awesome!
Nobody:
Joe: I had a girl punch me on a bus once when I was 14
Unfunny
Brendan Berney did I ask for your opinion you uncultured swine?
Eastcoasthoodlems 229 Did anyone ask for your shitty nobody joke?
Joe “Mugsy Malone” Rogan
I haven’t heard “latch key kid” in so long.
“I got smacked across the face by a feminine gay guy” 😂😂😂😂
funny stories except the one where the dog fucking dies
When Greg says "And I knocked her around" was sooo good hahaha
When he said his dog died.... it tugged on my heart strings
Greg just described himself as Joe Pesci's character in Goodfella's.
hey joe rogan went to the same college I went to! hahaha
“Good Shit Man”.... These Two Never Fail In Amazement & Great Stories!!!
Pretty sure someone sprayed Nair on both their heads....lol
Now that shit's funny!
Phil Z 🤣🤣🤣
"Yup. Tell me about HER childhood"
Today’s kids won’t have stories like this when there older because they spend too much time on this app 😂
Exactly
Shut up boomer
Shut up youngin
@@krispierson5210 Im 21 but listen to this guy. It's true lol. For better or worse.
U know kid... in my early days I once saw a video (...)
10:14 "I got hit a lot as a kid"
Joe: *WHEEZES*
When he talked about his dog dying it killed it for me. Holy shit that was sad af.
"She got hit by a volkswagon bug" made me spit out my drink. LOL
Greg Fitzsimmons is really interesting for some reason. I never gave him the time of day before this but something about him catches my intrigue
Slik Rick he’s a cool dude
1:41 Joe is baked lmao
bikerboy72 Trueeeee😂😂😂
That's why I love this dude
Joe “he smoked cigarettes during practice” Rogan
And the coach probably knows it.?
The guy’s face the entire time telling the story! Amazing
"there was always that one asshole who had a can of Nair and we'd have to go home early" I lost my shit when he said that lmao
he's literally the internet dad lmao
Tarrytown !!a That's the town I grew up in! I used to skate there also!!
I grew up in White Plains. ✌🏻🇺🇸
Elmsford here.