Key & Peele - Continental Breakfast
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- An enthusiastic hotel guest takes full advantage of the complimentary continental breakfast.
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Yees love these watch atleast 1 a week haha
This was literally me playing God of War 2018
The yogurt comes from Bulgaria ,not Greece!!!
The Fpoon is black Forky!!
This came out before Toy Story 4!
What’s the name of the classical song?
“When in Rome”
eats a single froot loop
The forbidden fruit
Hahaha ahhhhhh
Joel George it’s a figure of speech meaning do as what the norm in a certain place do
@Joel George "When in Rome, do as Romans".
@@leonardbernardo2145 but what about the forbidden fruit?
"Not a spoon, not a fork but something in between"
" *A FPOON* "
What will you think of next Germany
favorite line
You're 8 years late with that, though
@JADEN BANKS No one spoke to you, so if anyone's irrelevant, it's you.
Welcome to 2013, by the way.
@JADEN BANKS I don't care who tf you are, so I won't click on your channel, big man :D
It's my name, you illiterate, and I guess "Banks" is a surname you're proud of?
Besides, all of this is *so* relevant. Next up: look up "ad hominem"
One of the greatest sketches of all time. It's a whole movie.
Agreed
I agree 👌🏼💯
Yo danny
dan!!
So, it's CONTINENTAL then??! 🏴☠🏴☠🏴☠
"I love being in continent (incontinent)" is the best written line in this entire show.
I gotta agree
it flew right over my head ,now i gotta wash my face
Someone explain what does incontinent mean
@@drewplayz3765no self control
@@drewplayz3765To be incontinent means two things:
1. To have a lack of self control
2. To be unable to control defecation and urination
Hope this helps!
Takes a bite of banana without peeling it off :
“ Baked to perfection “
As high as Cloud like a psycho
@@forbiddensoju ¿what was that about?
Chaotic Good
Even though his name is peele
Breath of the Wild
That's every student visiting his parents after the first month of living on his own
Very underrated comment, should get thousands of more likes
Agreed
That's my parents after living without me for a week. (I'm the cook)
LITERALLY OMFG
literally lmao
It's hilarious how even through a comedy skit as silly as this, you can get a glimpse at Jordan Peeles horror genius.
Jordan is a terrific horror director but these skits don't really prove that. I mean in this one he just copied the ending to The Shining. And he also basically copied the most famous line from When Harry Met Sally. Jordan is popular and overall very talented, but a lot of his jokes are just references to previous works/movies that are so old most people in his target audience don't know about
@@rileyp6994 nah
Horror genius? Nah
@@SecFoSwag9 nah
"horror genius" come on, I respect the guy's work, but don't you think that your comment is a bit too intense ? In social media everybody talks in absolute, it is quite disturbing and literally the dark side of the force lol.
99% of the horror movies have hidden messages behind their story, this "elevated horror movies" thing is just another marketing hack...
This is the most quotable comedy sketch of all time.
"Like goghurt but to stay" and "I'll have what I'm having" are genius.
fpoon!
"I love being incontinent" lol
I'll have what I'm having gets me cracking up every time
well arent you a tiny plum
No one would need drugs if everyone started enjoying and appreciating life like this dude.
Lmao
This man is clearly on drugs.
LOL
"I dont need drugs to enjoy this. Just to enhance it."
“There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West. Some courage and some wisdom, blended in measure. If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” - Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thráin, son of Thrór, King under the Mountain
“I’ll have what I’m having” - best line ever
I was looking for this comment.😂
@@candikanme6157 Me too 😂. It gets me every time
Sorry but i don't get it. What is it in reference to?
@@hilmiag4905 It's because what he's having is so good that if he were to order something it would be exactly what he is having then. Hence, "I'll have what I'm having"
@@chisomomazyopa3528 Wow that makes so much sense now. Thanks man.
I work banquets at the Ritz-Carlton and every single time I work a continental breakfast shift, I think of this skit
It's when he emotionally climaxes and starts sobbing uncontrollably, that does it for me. Food still in mouth. Peele absolutely nailed that!
'emotionally'
Sublime
"I'll have what I'm having" my new quote for life
EU>NA btw
@@ssaammii only for now 😉
Same
Damn straight. Since I re-found this sketch after several years of not watching any of Key & Peele I say "I'll have what I'm having" to myself or aloud. My wife and colleagues do not seem to mind yet, but eventually we'll all die and no one will be having what I'm having. Or, will everyone have what I am having?
loved that!!
This is exactly what a continental breakfast felt like as a kid, even though your parents thought the food sucked.
My neck use to just snap back and forth looking at the food lol
lol you mean "still feels like"......Ill always have what I'm having!!
As an adult I still love the free breakfast at hotels.
Ikr
I always loved and still love continental breakfasts.
Poor man was in a time Loop Since 1935
He seems to be enjoying himself tho.
well he surely loves the fruit loop
poor man has never seen the Shining. the guy even stays in room 237.
Hey, atleast he got WiFi now
"I love being incontinent!"
Underrated line.
Looks at banana
“Ahh baked to perfection”
It's continental.
Chomp 😂
This one always gets me
He said he was going to spain. So he was thinking that the banana was a churro
You're not gonna talk about the way he bites it? Ahh okay
Almost 6 years later and I still can't get over how he bit into that banana...
JDrocks4ever “baked to perfection” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big facts. I hope no one else eats them like that 😭😭😭
iLeaveUspchless I sometimes do it that way. Minus the peel of course
"I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING!"
Super Funny
The fact that he only took “one tiny plum” with such delicacy gets me every time 😂😂😂
The shining ending is classic. Peele showing his horror tendencies early on.
Him: "Not a spoon, not a fork. But something in between..."
Me: A spork
Him: "A Fpoon"
Me: I'm such a fool.
We're on the same boat mate
Indeed
Actually it's called a spork...... HOLY S*** !!!! A GANG OF INTERNET COMMENTERS ARE COMING AT ME WITH THEIR HOCKEY STICKS, BASEBALL BATS AND CRICKET BATS!!!
@@amalgamationprime3168 huh? Are you having a stroke? Do you need help?
@@alephnull423 I believe it's too late.
Anyone who eats a banana like that and stays in character deserves an Oscar.
Right wtf had def needed a couple takes
Funny thing is he's actually got one.
It's not a Real banana it's prop food. .. No taste and you shouldn't swallow it. It's ok to bite lol
@@SumAnonymousAcapella that makes even less sense than just biting into an actual banana lmao. like you can actually eat the banana.
@@yesellestaken yea but most of what u see there is fake food. Actually all of it is fake. The yogurt the fruit everything. Lmao
I'll start enjoy my meal and my life like this guy enjoying his continental breakfast.
Did you do it
@@oneautisticguyDiddy did it
"I'll have what I'm having" made me laugh so hard my mouth just froze in a smile
“Like gogurt but to stay”
most underappreciated joke in this entire video
Took me a while but lol I get it now.
I'm Chinese I don't understand can you help me
@@zfl9157 "Gogurt" is yogurt in a plastic squeeze tube. Think of the "GO" part of the word. When this comedian says "GOgurt but to STAY," he's having fun with the GO part of the word, because STAY is the opposite of GO. I hope this helps, and I hope to visit China one day.
@@zfl9157 "Gogurt" is yogurt in a plastic squeeze-tube. When this comedian says, "Like GOgurt but to STAY," he's playing with the GO part of the word, because STAY is the opposite of GO. I hope this helps, and I hope to visit China one day.
I can't eat breakfast at a hotel without thinking about this sketch.
Lanze Games stay at a real hotel with real food.
@@TraumaER They got no fpoon at the real hotels though
@@LanzeGames HAHA!
I'm a housekeeper at a hotel and I'm gonna be thinking of this every freakin day I work now
Ill have what I am having!
Such a great tribute to The Shining at the end.
This man has written and directed some of the most terrifying horror movies of our generation.
and Nope.
@@LiamAddison08 *including Nope
Nope
Pone
Nope was sleep inducing
You can check out anytime you want, but you can never leave.
“Like Go-gurt but to stay” is the most genius of all the lines
2nd to "I'll have what I'm having" lol
Yeah I loved that one
Pretty sure that's from an old Yogurt commercial.
@@TheRailwaystationist You think an old yogurt commercial said the line "It's like Go-Gurt but to stay?" 😂
@@TheStranger513 I honestly don't know, since I'm not American, but I read that in the comment section of the original video. It claimed that the phrase was from the 80's or 90's.
" The danish, clearly from Brussels!" The ignorance and innocence is what makes this gold😂
Most Americans didn’t get the joke
Lekker Man I highly doubt people missed that joke...
@@ethansanft5657 I miss Doubt (X)
@@lekkerman743 it's not from Denmark what's not to get
Ethan Sanft i actually don’t get it..
Peele’s breaking into sobbing is always perfection
I love how "I'll have what I'm having" is a reference to the fact that he always has the same thing because the options never change and he's stuck in there forever.
No it isn’t
Plz explain @@bacon8891
Did he refer to fruit loops as “ the forbidden fruit”?
Quek Xin Lin froot* loops not fruit loops
Well it does have *ALL THAT "FORBIDDEN" SUGAR*
Wouldn’t that be Trix cause they’re for kids🤔
Just the green one lol
😂😂💀
“I’ll have what I’m having” killed me
It's such a great line. Sometimes I find myself just randomly saying that. 😂
Same 🤣
That was my favorite part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
really a great one :D
What does it mean
2:51 that “YEAH” always gets me 😂
I replay that “YES” so often, it makes me laugh so hard hahaha
“Aah the danish, clearly from Brussels.”
Fantastic joke.
I'll have what im having!
is that isorrow joke ?
Classic
I didn't understand it??
@@ArvindGupta-im8es Brussels isn't in Denmark
“The forbidden fruit!” Tosses a fruit loop in his mouth😂
The tide pod is the forbidden fruit
@@chickennugget6817 Hey there! How are you?
STOP.
Lmao
Shoula been an apple jack. Lol
He's quite the rebel.
Me every time I go on a cruise
Starting at 1:50, the breakfast scene gets an incredible sequence of classical music hits. Whoever put it together is a genius: different Strauss tone poems bleed together as if a single piece with an interpolation from act 3 of Die Walküre, which leads right back to Strauss--then interrupted by a chant-like voice and big band jazz.
I work in a hotel, this is real life.
You're telling me you actually get people who are eternally stuck there, eating the peels of banana thinking they're an export that's been baked, with them thinking all the other cheap shit is something fancy, and then breaking down crying at how great it all is? Sounds wild, where you work?
DefaultName I think you’re taking it a bit too literally but yes I do get people that are ecstatic about cheap shit and a continental breakfast. You get a lot of odd people in the hotel industry.
superapple4ever i work at a restaurant, i agree this is not rare
I can kinda relate to being hyped up for some breakfast at a hotel. Only been to hotels like 3 times ever, and the one time that had continental breakfast was kinda like "Nice" even if it wasn't necessarily high quality or anything.
Just a selection all there and everything. It's novel when it's so atypical at least.
DefaultName lol it's all bread. It was so much bread that he said even banana is baked to perfection. Lol
"I'll have what I'm having" is one of the greatest lines ever. Especially when you realize he is in a time loop and has been having what he is having for decades.
This is a new and evolved form of humor
And a reference to When Harry Met Sally
Yep, definitely a Harry Met Sally reference
Oh no that’s the most exact description thank you!👌🏼
Nope, not "in a time loop", but a ghost (of the hotel); it's a reference to "The Shining".
I come back to this skit at least once a week.
This is how I used to feel as a kid at best western
As a worker at a hotel front desk, I can confirm that there are people like this. It’s just... uncanny 😂😂
Maybe they've been there... All the time?
@@troublemaker731 lmfao hard
Cringe
Yes🙄.....I worked the breakfast station part time a few years ago during the summer....I mean it's just breakfast people... cereal, fruit, pastries,etc...but whatever floats your boat...
@CEODOLLA MUSIC MEDIA & FINANCIAL LITERACY don't get me started on the coffee refills....
This poor man's soul has been stuck in a continental breakfast time loop since 1935 at a hotel where guests sign in but never sign out.
And he's loving every second of it. Is this Heaven?
So this is a ghost story
Love it 😂😂
I feel like I saw a Hallmark movie based on this skit.
He's at the Hotel California
It's a reference from The Ending Of "THE SHINING"
This is my favorite skit. Not because it's the funniest, but because it makes me feel so nostalgic.
This is definitely one of the weirdest and most random Key and Peele sketches 😂
Should've seen Jordan Peele's love for horror long ago
There are hundreds more that have horror tones. He was always into the macabre. Nobody gave him much attention for it back then. But now things are a bit different. Better late than never.
Yea, the SECOND he bit into the banana. PURE HORROR!
darren motise Yeah because now he makes great horror movies, not fun skits. Seriously, are you Captain Obvious? If so, hey
Based on Stephen Kings The Shining
@@Tubie1111 oh I know, I caught that
"Not a spoon, not a fork, but something in between: a fpoon."
"Like Go-Gurt but to stay."
"I'll have what I'm having."
one of the most quotable sketches there is imo
Spork
@@mightyobserver12 *fpoon
“I’m In continent” 😂
What is the song that plays when he starts to cry?
Ah, the danish. Clearly from Brussels
This is one of my favorite videos I've ever indulged in.
the song is Hildegard von Bingen - Gregorian chant: O Euchari in Leta Via.
What about the ending music?
Not a fork not a spoon something in between a Fpoon.😂😂💀
Dylan Menard wen he said that shit i was to weak , almost cried 😂😂
Oh Germany!
Dylan Menard like go gurt but to stay😂
What a great idea lol
Dylan Menard What will you think of next Germany
Not a spoon...
Not a fork...
But something in between...
A "Fpoon"
What will you think of next, Germany?
Rainbow Dash I actually died it was so good
You don't need fpoons in Equestria.
the first thing came into my mind was a "spork"
- LOOOOOOOOL
A fpoon is a frosty spoon, Wendy's did it first.
As a kid on vacation the continental buffet does feel this amazing.
These guys just keep growing on me. Better and better every skit I see.
A rich immortal black man with minor dementia staying at the hotel.
lmao
😂😂😂
Great plot for a tv show
Lygar X i read that in the direct opposite
iGod I'd say it's more of a cursed hotel.
Him: not a spoon, not a fork, but something in between.
Me: a spork
Him: a fpoon
this was the funniest part to me
What will you think of next, Germany?
Lol yessss we keep laughing at that part 😆😆
I literally said spork too.
That's what I call them now, fpoons.
I try to have this guy's level of gratitude for everything in my life and it is very fulfilling.
The transition to the crying scene with the music is unbelievable, incredibly mind blowing 👌❤️💯
"I'll have what I'm having", I am going to say that and then cry 😂
lmao these guys are comedic geniuses
I'll remember them for years to come
You aren't the only one . . . www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/so-long-lcarpetron-its-been-real-key-peele?mbid=social_facebook , www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/02/23/brother-another-mother
fucking LOL
David Gooding
Peele: Not a spoon, not a fork but something in between
Me: Spork?
Peele: *A FPOON*
Me: *wheeze*
Hahaha it’s Fopoon though 😇
Yes I love that 1 lmao
Just brilliant.
What will you think of next Germany?
A " fpoon", lmao,,,,I am dead!!!
This feels so calming and wholesome. Can’t stop watching it
Key's look to camera at the end gave me a chill as did the camera moving to the old photos.
"I love being incontinent!"
A delight for the senses!
Incontinentia buttocks
That was funny!😂
MasterOfKnowledge U got that from Biggus Dickis from Monty Python? If so good job
@@kgb__1001 Sure did lol
“Like Go-Gurt , but to stay” super underrated line
“I Go-Gurt, but to stay” as in I go but to stay
It's my favourite of the skit hahaha
@@VonJayNo its like gogurt not I gogurt
The world would be so much better if we could appreciate such little things in life like hotel breakfast like this man
Gave it away right at the start but kept it hidden in plain sight with the “room 237”. Jordan Peele was right about comedy and horror being so similar in the delivery.
"Hello Greece, where the yogurt flows like water"
*ffpplfppffplf
didn't even use his fpoon
It's the only country of origin he actually got close
Honestly, this part makes me crave Danimals...
It's funny because greek yogurt is super thick and can't be drank.
my IG caption when i go to greece
It took me a minute to realize that he said that the banana was baked to perfection
I suppose the sun baked it... Photosynthesis and all
Well he also called a fruit loop a "forbidden fruit."
PIT of the donut...
And he also said a Danish pastry was from Brussels which is in Belgium, rather than saying somewhere in Denmark
***** The joke is he is saying that something that is raw has been "baked." All his quotes are nonsensical and that's what makes it funny.
A continental breakfast is a light morning meal typically consisting of pastries and baked goods, fruits, toast, and coffee. It is usually served buffet-style and modeled after the European breakfast, similar to what one would enjoy in France or the Mediterranean.
Thank you for that delightful blurb
I keep coming back to watch this sketch. I need more Continental videos!! I can probably quote both of them entirely.
"you can help yourself" "ooooohhh European style" 😂😂😂😂
Soul Boy XD
i'll be incorporating that saying to my daily life lol
i fell ofended xD
@@sakudaira_ snowflake go cry
Europine
"Like a GoGurt, but to stay." Oh man. I love this one.
And the blop of yogurt on his nose after he "drinks" the yogurt...
Facts lol this is a classic
I’ll have what I’m having!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣 That line kills me! 😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣
Oh dear Continental, where art thou food that grows out of acres of land 🤣😭
I now do this at every hotel breakfast, so far 8 people understood what I was doing
I like to imagine key and peele were staying in a hotel, met at breakfast and Jordan just started doing this bit at the buffet causing them to write this sketch.
"the danish! clearly from brussels"
John Egbert all of his incorrect connections are priceless
"Can you believe it? It all comes with the room!" That lady wanted no part of his antics! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
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This is absolutely a stunning multi layered story. Some of the best ever
Lost my shit when he bit into the banana. "Baked to perfection". ROFL
haha me too!!
Hey man just checked out your youtube channel - its sweet as! wasabi D
Subscribed~ :)
r3almthrfknOG Wow. Thank you!!!
wow really good stuff!
good job
Key and peele is way more talented and entertaining to watch than john cena trying to act
What makes it funny Is the fact that in 1935 continental breakfast were for the wealthy but now it's more like coffee and donuts. And he's stuck in the past.
Rogelio Loera that’s what the shining reference was for
Rogelio Loera Thank you
Rogelio Loera ur mom
That’s what it all means thanks
Rogelio Loera very good observation i had no clue
The hostel I stayed at today had free breakfast and this is exactly how I felt 🤣
I've never seen a banana eaten sideways with the peel on but it's easily the best thing I've ever seen
legit though this is how you feel when you're 8 years old and its your first time staying in a hotel 😂
super underrated comment.
Or 58 years old, and it’s your 101st time staying in a hotel.
You first stayed in a hotel when you were 8?
@@chupacabra9357 not OP but I first stayed in a motel when i was 7. My family never really needed one as we would stay over family's houses and we have no problem's doing day trips from Boston to New York.
I've never even been in a hotel and I'm 20
Peele is such an amazing actor for a stand-up comedian.
MARVEL Rabbit "for a stand up comedian"
Chris Rock, Jim Carrey, Kevin Hart (sorta), Jim McGaffighan (misspelled) and Bill Hader to name a few
MARVEL Rabbit he's not stand up
Gabriel Munos He is actually if you've ever watched the show
Lets not forget Eddie Murphy!
MARVEL Rabbit and director
One of my top favorite key and peele sketches. On so many levels it’s hilarious.
Bro absolutely no one is talking about the way he ate the banana!💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
I came back to this because I truly believe Peele’s horror/scary/thrillers movies are just dark dark comedies.
Fair. I won’t be able to watch US. The trailer was terrifying. Just give him the awards
They are dark comedies really
I believe his duality as a individual comes out in his writing.
Ya this was one that could have ended up as a horror film wen he finally realizes he can't leave n he literally somehow had always been there. The way key watched him go around the corner n continued to smile, very creepy
...this entire skit is an homage to The Shining. For fucks sake.
I want to be as happy as this guy everyday.
Yea you can be. Its called weed
Hassan DM being happy everyday is called weed? I thought weed was a plant that is considered a pest or a drug. But I guess weed is also a state of mind.
CreativeClutch it's called ecstasy
Hassan DM 😭😭😭🍀☘🌿🍃🕯💨💨🌬💞💞💕
My friend, hard drugs.
The moment he starts crying....I wish I could be this happy one day.
This is how I imagine the characters in my RPG campaign act when waking up to breakfast at the inn.
There's something unironically really captivating about this character. His enthusiasm is admirable
I also love this character. I think we should all aspire to be like him every once in a while. Find joy in the little things.
Its about gratitude! Imagine what are ancestors ate versus what we eat today. Who are we to turn our nose up at a continental breakfast!
Okay Ross, duhh
Same I felt like I was eating that shit, well plus I'm still kinda high. 💨
They're both perfectionists, Jordan makes it look too real....lmao
The shining reference at the end was pure gold
Scυb Ŧσσ ᑕσσl yep
What you mean? It was the whole thing. It literally opened with him staying in room #237
This was a masterpiece
@@IHavAnAkimbonr I STILL THINK it was kind of wierd.... but what was in shining exactly i never got it it seems .. it hoguht i got it until now
I’m the beginning to
Such a brilliant sketch - love Jordan's mannerisms when he's at the receptionist desk, and the Shining bit at the end is so perfect
This is their best skit ever bc of how subtle it is. It’s not crazy or dramatic but just silent and slowly building up to a story. Genius comedy work between these guys. 💙
This is the weirdest black mirror episode I've ever seen
Eren Kara The Shining
Eren Kara Twilight Zone *
Outer limits
Power Rangers
chile...try twilight zone
The extras deserve an oscar for not breaking out in laughter while filming 😂😂😂
EXACTLY!😂
Lol I can imagine they had a bunch of takes on this scene
Maybe they have ear plugs 😂😂
i bet they took multiple shots
After how many takes though?
Hands down my favourite of K&P I've seen....amazing 🤌
"I love being incontinent"
😂
+WatzUpzPeepz
incontinent.
adjective | in·con·ti·nent | \(ˌ)in-ˈkän-tə-nənt\
1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions.
I just searched up incontinent expecting a meme or something but this gem came up.
+WatzUpzPeepz I can piss and shit wherever I want! Just like in Amsterdam!