I'm going to hell...
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 พ.ย. 2024
- Hitman 3 in VR is funny when you go to a church in Italy and show everybody the wonders of the Hitman dance in virtual reality. Also assassinate people.
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Crusty's ability to improvise hilarious jokes when games glitch out is top level comedy. A pleasure as always to watch him do his thing.
"Oh my God, is that a dead person?" "Its many dead people, get used to it. You're in a goddamn graveyard you moron. Where else are they going to be, Burger King?" I can just imagine Crusty being Batman's Joker with that line.
Along with “that’s why I placed an explosive duck in your side of the confession booth”
Win
Lol 😆
Why a suck a long comment
Jared Leto take notes
I'm not sure when I watch crusty if he's a psychopath playing his dreams or just a good actor. Either way I love it and it's entertaining
Yes.
Hmm… both! Honestly he’s hilarious and also a genius
It's the madness in the method
This is how he deals with childhood memories honestly how I would act
“I’m sorry, the worms don’t bargain” is such a raw line. I love it
I can't stop laughing at the responses the npc's are giving to crusty
Me too
I'm suspecting a Toy Story situation
@@IAmCrusty "you got a friend in me".... please remove them they are really hurting my spleen!
@@MLBeaton bars lol
I watched this whiled hammered and didn't realize he was even talking
The "It's many dead people, get used to it. You're in a graveyard. Where else are they gonna be? Burger King?" Made me into one of those graveyard occupants 🤣💀
TH-cam Comments of the Dead.
Crusty could become the greatest cult leader who ever existed. XD
He would be even better than Nabazov
...could become....?
You wanna.... uh.... reconsider..... your words there..... do ya?
This is the way.
Yes
Crusty most certainly has already achieved that much glory. The Cult of Crusty rules!!!
4:59 almost made me choke on my drink.
I swear he's the funniest man alive
Tysm for hearting this crusty your honestly my favorite youtuber your so under rated
8:30 is the funniest. "Where's the body? You can't prove it."
body: flys into sun
"Where else are they gonna be....BURGER KING??!!" 🤣🤣
After strenuous research they found corpses ruined the happy meals
Still couldn't take the joy from cake and ice cream
As a fellow Crustian I felt todays sermon was top notch. Could really feel the crusty in my soul with those words of encouragement.
Also mad tap dancing skills i must say. Never seen a priest cut a rug such as you
Oh crusty, your maniacal laughter sooths me
4:00 this sounds like something the joker would say
Truly a new way of storytelling, I hope you don't give up on this
WHEN HE SAID “ I can’t there’s a curtain in the way” I WAS DEAD😂😂😂😂
The sermon of Pooh and Tigger’s natural animal instincts intersected with Tap routines was comedy gold!
The first time I've listened to a sermon and it made sense!
Don't be a Pooh. Be an Eeyore.
How is nobody mentioning that stunning falsetto note ?! Masterful. A siren in his own right .
Was wondering the same thing, he’s truly a master of his class.
Literally every 4th comment is that
I don't know why Crusty going "shhhhh" to a car alarm got me so much
"Jesus H Christ!!" 👿"You Will Not Find Him Here, Only Mee!" 😂Kills me everytime
Lets get this mad man to 1 million he deserves it 🤗
La Sapienza is a great level anyway in Hitman. Crusty makes it better still.
This is the funniest video I’ve ever watched, every time I come back I can’t stop laughing
I’ve watched this video 3 times in the past 2 years and it remains the funniest video I have ever seen 😂
02:20 That BELL scene!! "Ohhheee, You don't want to die? Then THIS is a TERRrible day for you." Better than a lot of movie scenes right there.
“Blood spewed across the face of Pooh.” -begins tap dancing 6:36
One of my low-key favourite things about these videos is when he clenches his fist as if he's saying something profound, i.e. ''I need an ice cream!'' Loving the fact I've recently found the channel. 😂
Oh how I loved this video 😂 Crusty you never disappoint 😊
Crusty could make Farmville or CandyCrush fun to watch!
4:22 dammit! I always laugh at Crustys antics but I am in howls of laughter here.
17:29 and I lost it again.
Crusty, you're ultra insane in this one and I love it!
This was my vacation and I had a lovely time
[ 🍹 Wish You Were Her! 🏝 -Crusty ]
I feel like this is exactly how things would go down if Crusty ever went to church.
"Oh my god, you're the lady from the church! How ya been?!"
*bleeds from face*
Crusty, my sides hurt man XD
His neighbors must be like “WTF is going on over there”
He gets more insane with each passing video. That's what i'm here for.
0:15
Npc: Jesus H Christ
Crusty: You will not find him Here
This had me cracked up 🤣
"Is that a dead person?!"
"Get used to it! There's many dead people, this is a Graveyard you moron!"
Oh god... I can't stop laughing. I love your art Crusty!
Crusty is the best street performer. He captivated the audience and pulled money and feather dusters out if thin air
Ok
This game is a good way to get your anger out
9:20 wow. Now that's some good editing talent on display right there!
"YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU'RE A MAN OF GREAT CONVICTION!"
I DIED ☠️☠️☠️
Crusty being maniac for 18 minutes
The smack after the singing at 5:00 . HAHAHA
“I think you dropped something here” yeah. *It* like *It* was hot
„He‘s awfully dead“ is a sentence i never know i needed to hear😂😂
8:31 hahahaha she really was a baloon XD
The transition from holy music to assault is something wonderful that can only be found with you.
Crusty has that kinda humor thats like when your uncle take you into the closet and tickles you and then leaves, and when you tell your parents about what happened they just say "What are talking about? you never had an uncle!"
This guy and GrayStillPlays are the funniest commentators
I'm a Christian and I find this funny, this man must be doing something right.
And also probably something very wrong
Possibly
I mean he only killed catholics so no real harm done lol
@@EighmyLupin maybe just maybe that was the joke
Same here mate
16:58 to hear a threat so weird it baffled even Crusty himself.
We get all the fun from VR without having to use it ourselves. The evil villain 😅 my sides are hurting so bad 😂😂
Meanwhile was playing a game and accidently tapped on notification and lost all my progress now
I happy you are posting again it always makes my day better to see a new video from you
When the person flew into space I laughed for 10 days
Crusty has uploaded! And the world is right again. All is well within the universe once more.
The lava was getting a little high, I figured I'd repel the end times a bit longer
@@IAmCrusty what a charitable man. Somebody I can look up too, something I’ve been waiting my whole life for, sometime or another something like this is bound to happen, and it just so happened at a time like this, and a time like this is something that Is to of had happened, somebody knows what I mean, somewhere
The commentary is like Malcom McDowell meets Jack Sparrow and I absolutely freaking love it. 🤣 The one-liners were pure gold. lmao
Crusty just making our day
'That's so typical of your kind. YOU BLEDDY PENGUIN!!!' 😆
They waddle with arrogance and it sickens me
Snobbery completed with pretentious attire
5:14
"Hello my flock, Come right in. Service is about to begin. Ignore the dead people they're journey is now at an end. In this plane they go to another one now. We call that the *Morgue.* Where people can pay all sorts of money to do all sorts for fiddly treats with them. Maybe they want to eat the people. Maybe they want to do a little hanky spanky. I'm not the judge jury or the executioner I'm just an man dressed as a penguin."
XD
Crusty: Goes to Hell.
Satan: "Oh no... No no no no no...!" Running away screaming.
For sure one of my favorite vids! 🤣🤣🤣
5:04
The vibrato
It's all I was waiting for. You really made my day
I love how crusty has great role playing abilities and I love all his videos for that reason
Hitman is never ending fun thanks for this work of art
4:20 my favourite part of the video
you make me laugh as much as Archer or Rick and Morty
The npcs are amazing😂. I am literally addicted to these!
Ya know I'm starting to think they can actually hear me
@@IAmCrusty lol
I can't possibly explain how many times the account of the 100 Acre Wood Slaughter that cuts to tap dancing has made me laugh. Even after MANY re-watches, it gets me every time. Thank you Crusty.
Crusty! You are such an evil bastard. I like that!
I love your videos, they're always funny :)
I got into playing Hitman from funny videos made by Modest Pelican, Cheru and you. Thank you for giving me laughts and for showing me a game that's now one of my favorites
The way that golden pot? I think it was, landing at 2:00 and the response was both fantastic timing and comedic gold omg haha
"You're not even a real penguin are you!" I love this guy.
Crusty sounds like William Afton when he laughs
12:38 "Hello, I am the psychiatrist" - 😂😂😂
If Jack Sparrow, the Joker and Loki shared a mind. I’ll carry on with my week in search of a situation where I can insult someone for being a “disrespectful cabbage.”
this is one of the best videos I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂 truly amazing
"I'm not the guy that did it, I'm just the guy that fills the hole" as a grave digger, I'm now making that my saying at work
i love his personality and i love it when i get a notification that he as a new video
My gun with titanium tip and c4 kick anti tank rounds really hit different
Crusty how can you go to hell when you are hell. 😂
Holy crap that was funny. I think he is channeling league of gentlemen and taking it to the next level.
Crusty that graveyard joke hilarious
This dude needs to be a voice actor for marvels next cartoon
Not gunna lie, I care not about the shooting of the cross BUT it IS hilarious and GREAT that none of the bullets fit it 😂
Crusty can’t half sing! The vibrato was outstanding.
I hired a professional for that bit
@@IAmCrusty wow, how much did you pay yourself?!
Oh my god!
Is that a dead person?!
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It's many dead people;
we're in a god damned graveyard!
"You know what happened?!"
"Yees, i caused it!"
I love it! This is what i'd imagine what it would look like if a demon would come up on earth to have fun... You sure you're not one, Crusty?
I swear Crusty becomes more insane every video but its a very entertaining insanity, like a theme park where all the rides lead to certain death but its a good time until you reach the loose bolt
@9:50
"I'm not wei-"
*Cuts to staring at a man sunbathing, then proceeds to shake fist in a dramatic decree, proclaming the desire for ice cream.*
Just beautiful.
You are an monster but I love it
Crusty, you never fail to leave me in absolute pieces... i haven't stopped laughing since your vid started
Crusty your a insane genius love your comedy your videos make my day . Your character reminds me of Sir Digby chicken cesar. Especially when your character sprints off you so need the music from it in your vids
this game suddenly feels so much darker when you make it VR. been playing it a lot lately and with the writing and everything it always felt like a serious story with some silly undertones, but then when you slap a headseat on and play it, it feels like youre just roleplaying a psycopath
“You’ve outdone yourself cake man!”
come for the ice cream, stay for the cake
Hitman VR is shunned too much. It’s actually so funny
First thing you did was break the confessional. The church will be presenting you with a bill as you leave.
HAHA this was a MASTERPIECE! Love it
crusty sounds like Jack sparrow
“I’ve done alot of bad things” flashback to last video.