In one of his other videos he stabs scissors into a guy really fast while running past him on some stairs and says "hey hold my scissors for me". I almost cried laughing. 😂
Not only the amount of cleverness, I love how he really gets into the character, it kinda feels like if jack sparrows with more borderline personality disorder became a hitman 😂 I love it. You definitely have amazing creativity and amazing content ❤️
crusty you are amazing you are the best youtuber of all time and deserved way more subs you always make me laugh anytime you upload and are just a very good creator and make my day when you upload a video! loved the video btw!
@@IAmCrusty in the next video can you try and place as many land mines or explosives as possible on the map where you are floating with the parachute people i feel like that would be fun to watch
If Johnny Depp isn't Going to Play Jack Sparrow anymore after the Trial, Then Crusty Should be the Next Actor For Jack Sparrow, he reminds me of Jack Sparrow, I Think Crusty should take his Place. Your Awesome Crusty Mate!
Thought of some kill phrases for Crusty, use them at your fancy. "My bullets want to be in your head." "You'd look so pretty on the floor." "I won't be responsible for my actions." "Because I care too much about you being dead." "Your mortal coil has been liberated, you're welcome." "My gun is too heavy. That's better."
Your laughing is so funny and it's feel like a devil laughing when I see your Boneworks videos I literally waiting for your devil laugh when you torture the NPCs😂😂😂
There should be an official compilation composed of every single one of Crusty's kill counts on every game he's played! That would be interesting to see how many NPC's he's slain over the years in various games.
This man never loses his touch, I used to assume during your Skyrim videos that the voice was an act but I’m starting to wonder if that’s your natural speaking voice at this point I’ve never heard you drop character
Another brilliant masterpiece from a fabulous man. Thank you so much for this Crusty! I needed this today. You made me smile and laugh today and that is a present to me unlike any other. I wish you the very best of days. And the most fabulous of times. 😎
Just found your TH-cam channel lately. This one made me laugh so hard! Thanks for great and entertaining content - and informative ways on how to get rid of your enemies 😅
I'm 54 and came here to learn how to play this game. I never understood how video game streamers are making a fortune on youtube. Now I get it. Very funny stuff indeed.
Hey crusty.. I know probably multiple ppl have said this. But.. i just wanned to get this off my chest. The last couple years has been hard for me, and even thought about ending it. And its been a while since i laughed.. But.. i discoverd your content yesterday, and i couldn't stop watching, you actually made me laugh so hard i need oxygen. And seeing you, enjoy it so much, and having so much fun, made me realize that there is more then only darkness in the world. And that i won't stop making content myself (small Twitch streamer). Thank you so much for making me laugh, and actually giving me a smile. Please.. never stop, you are awesome! ps. your voice reminds me of Captain - Jack,Sparrow. Regards, MrDash
can we appreciate all the clevrness yes how about the funny humor he does damn right how about the enjoying of seeing joking around like a mad man i think i listed ever thing i love about your commitary and how much enjoyble i love your videos m8
voice and mannerisms of jack sparrow, the mentality of Heath Ledger's joker but a hitman! Because somehow Heathe Ledger's joker wasn't dangerous enough so crusty took it a few steps further!
Can we just appreciate how clever he is when he makes his videos
Agreed
@@angusclarke7477 Yes, clever! It sure is! I enjoy these thoroughly
I'm pinning your comment because it makes me look good
@@IAmCrusty cringe
@@IAmCrusty But you ARE good looking, darling!
Love how he sacrificed that one guard to the sky gods by making him float away.
Dude is like a combo of Captain Jack Sparrow and the Joker.
I was gonna say the same thing!
Yeah!
Even add Deadpool 8nto the mix
Yeah
Lol
“Do you think the Angels question why they have wings and not the apparel of a crab?” Is quite the line I must say.
wait a minute, i just saw this comment and i iterally heard that sentence
@@SomeGuyWithaPC omg same I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO TYPE THATTTT, WHAT IS THIS COINCIDENCE?
@@infinitechibi1496 I mean there are 8 billion people on earth so it isn’t the biggest coincidence ever
@@SomeGuyWithaPC I know I know, but it's still a fun coincidence.
@@SomeGuyWithaPC but not 8 billion watching it at the same time
5:30
My personal favorite moment, out of this entire glorious video.
He went “I die! And now, I Fly!”
“Look out, Bullets” is my favourite chat up line.
In one of his other videos he stabs scissors into a guy really fast while running past him on some stairs and says "hey hold my scissors for me". I almost cried laughing. 😂
13:00That's nice Santa gave him a free moon trip.
'The way you fell, like a swan'. I got a bit emotional hearing you say that. A true wordsmith.
"Unfortunately you were born and will die a loser." Damn, never empathised so much with a security guard.
“Your gun smells. I don’t want your gun. What have you been doing with it?”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:01 Bro that “Hugh Hugh” had me crying
i just love how you crumble them and they go flying!🤣5:33
7:16 "My friend! You come back to me." I laughed so hard.
Not only the amount of cleverness, I love how he really gets into the character, it kinda feels like if jack sparrows with more borderline personality disorder became a hitman 😂 I love it. You definitely have amazing creativity and amazing content ❤️
I was about to comment that he reminds me of Jack Sparrow!
You are actually my favorite youtuber now. You deserve more exposure.
*sniffs gun* "your gun smells". Best line in the video.
5:30 "you belong to the sky"
17:49 I nearly spat out my drink dying laughing
THIS is the absolute Masterpiece that is Crusty. My favorite of all.
😂😂😂 I can imagine before VR gaming this guy did the same thing while playing games.
5:30 made me cry. Hilarious
Crusty as hitman is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
14:29 gee the real crusty man thinks im pretty! What a great guy!
Guy: smoking and blowing it in people's faces
Also guy: your breath stinks.
I DIED AT THIS PART 😂 the audacity
Well made again can't get enough of the Hitman videos thank you so much Crusty
"I'm a smart little chicken, I can be smart for a couple of minute...s "He's in the plants..." Oh shit I ruined it...
3:40 he's asking the REAL questions
"Goddamnit bullshit in a pond with ducks that don't listen to rap for some reason...because of prejudice against it" Now who can argue with that?
5:35 mans literally sent him to heaven
Yes. I needed this today. Your vids are so good bro.
Oh, I do hate it when I’m eating an apple and then a caterpillar with a red silenced pistol shoots me in the head
Must be a Thursday!
Crusty: The problem is you open your mouth too much.
Me: Does he mean-
Crusty: I'm talking about sexual faaaavours.
Yes, yes that's what he meant.
Even better the second time round, thanks for the giggle. Bloody DUCKS!🦆🦆.
What a good time this channel is. Love it.
"That bloody woman" 😂😂😂😂
17:03 footprints comment was my favorite Crustycism, yet.
He is a pure genius
crusty you are amazing you are the best youtuber of all time and deserved way more subs you always make me laugh anytime you upload and are just a very good creator and make my day when you upload a video! loved the video btw!
Look at you being a sweetheart!
@@IAmCrusty in the next video can you try and place as many land mines or explosives as possible on the map where you are floating with the parachute people i feel like that would be fun to watch
5:38 go to the cloud-district 👌😂👌
What kind of stealthy assassin turns up to a garden show in a suit so red it'd make Santa Claus jealous?
Oh, Crusty. Fair enough then.
I was a pretty rose 🌹
@@IAmCrusty And a beautiful bloomer you were too!
i laugh every time a person goes into the air crusty is amazing 😂😂😂
Sir you sound like an evil jack sparrow and I'm loving it.
I never thought such beautiful words would come out a persons mouth
THE best VR gamer, it's not about the game, it's the way the video is made. Bravo!
Great video as always lord crusty
“The way you fell…is like a swan!” I’m fuckin dying
Nothing beats a proper witty murderer that is more than happy to comply when you say please.
The amount of good content this legend has brought , i just have realized he acts like johnny Depp, just better
If Johnny Depp isn't Going to Play Jack Sparrow anymore after the Trial, Then Crusty Should be the Next Actor For Jack Sparrow, he reminds me of Jack Sparrow, I Think Crusty should take his Place. Your Awesome Crusty Mate!
Thought of some kill phrases for Crusty, use them at your fancy.
"My bullets want to be in your head."
"You'd look so pretty on the floor."
"I won't be responsible for my actions."
"Because I care too much about you being dead."
"Your mortal coil has been liberated, you're welcome."
"My gun is too heavy. That's better."
"Now I admit that was abrupt."
That's funny shit, right there.
Thanks for another video Crusty...💯🏁 Also hope you're healing up good .
9:55
I can't this is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile
Legend says that crusty is still trying to win the level til this day
I love how he can just send people to the sky with his hands like a god.
Your laughing is so funny and it's feel like a devil laughing when I see your Boneworks videos I literally waiting for your devil laugh when you torture the NPCs😂😂😂
There should be an official compilation composed of every single one of Crusty's kill counts on every game he's played! That would be interesting to see how many NPC's he's slain over the years in various games.
"What is this sir!?"
Well it's a dead body"
*proceeds to instantly punch in face*
for some reason that got me and I started cracking up
Man I’ve been begging for a new video of these happy to find one
"ohhhh im angry about that" my fav line
Johnny won the trial and bought a VR setup! I love it😂
15:55 lmao 🤣 first video I'm watching and I already love ur humor 😂
It's true, Earthlings are particularly devoid of mercy.
Your videos always craxk me up, brother.
This man never loses his touch, I used to assume during your Skyrim videos that the voice was an act but I’m starting to wonder if that’s your natural speaking voice at this point
I’ve never heard you drop character
Another brilliant masterpiece from a fabulous man. Thank you so much for this Crusty! I needed this today. You made me smile and laugh today and that is a present to me unlike any other. I wish you the very best of days. And the most fabulous of times. 😎
Always a pleasure!
5:32 lol
I love the immersion you give to these videos it’s so fun to watch
I love theses videos they are so funny
Just found your TH-cam channel lately. This one made me laugh so hard!
Thanks for great and entertaining content - and informative ways on how to get rid of your enemies 😅
I'm 54 and came here to learn how to play this game. I never understood how video game streamers are making a fortune on youtube. Now I get it. Very funny stuff indeed.
Man: smokes and suffocates crusty
Man: your breath stinks
Crusty: MY breath stinks?!
Your hilarious!!
His hilarious what?
3:20 See, what the experts don't tell you is that bright red is actually great camouflage
I love how this is the embodiment of my first D&D party. *someone bumps into them and doesn't apologize* *Gets brutally stabbed immediately*
Yess hitman vídeo, got my like when the add was going on still lool keep it up the good job my man
Please don’t do it! Ohhhhh but I I will do it. 😂 Too many hilarious parts to list😎
Hey crusty..
I know probably multiple ppl have said this.
But.. i just wanned to get this off my chest.
The last couple years has been hard for me, and even thought about ending it.
And its been a while since i laughed..
But.. i discoverd your content yesterday, and i couldn't stop watching, you actually made me laugh so hard i need oxygen.
And seeing you, enjoy it so much, and having so much fun, made me realize that there is more then only darkness in the world.
And that i won't stop making content myself (small Twitch streamer).
Thank you so much for making me laugh, and actually giving me a smile.
Please.. never stop, you are awesome!
ps. your voice reminds me of Captain - Jack,Sparrow.
Regards,
MrDash
“We have no mercy where I’m from. I’m from a place called… Earth.”
Your videos are one of the few things that bring me joy
can we appreciate all the clevrness yes how about the funny humor he does damn right how about the enjoying of seeing joking around like a mad man i think i listed ever thing i love about your commitary and how much enjoyble i love your videos m8
You are one of the best TH-camrs ever
THIS MAN IS A GENIUS IN VR COMEDY
Your hands are trembling....LOL
2:24 "Fix the Problems" *Wink Wink"
Can I just say nice shot with the brick by the way, 10 out 10 for accuracy. And yes the guy fell like a a ton of bricks had hit him
voice and mannerisms of jack sparrow, the mentality of Heath Ledger's joker but a hitman! Because somehow Heathe Ledger's joker wasn't dangerous enough so crusty took it a few steps further!
Love the vids crusty you make my day whenever you post
Crusty you are the best TH-camr, And you are hilarious
Eared a sub. This and the skyrim video had my dying. The dual personality thing is the funniest thing I've ever seen. 😂
The way you had it up to here with the event had me rollin hahahabha
Your commentary is between the joker and captain jack sparow ! Nice
5:35 Crusty finds out hiw to use the force
It feels like Trevor is playing Hitman VR😂
Crusty: It was fun unless I started to do this in real life :-D :-D :-D
Crusty makes a great hitman
Lol I am crusty your videos are so hilarious keep it up dude
Love the jack sparrow commentary man 😂😂😂
lmao the one woman saying "please dont" so calmly
Need more of these videos you are fcking hilarious and creative !
Crusty you and merptv are the 2 best vr youtubers hands down!