Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1829

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    CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

    • @IsaacV24
      @IsaacV24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Merry Christmas Channel Awesome

    • @werewolf873
      @werewolf873 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      scientology doug, scientology

    • @Ayden_B
      @Ayden_B 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CHRISTMAS

    • @fantasticfreddie5
      @fantasticfreddie5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Channel Awesome you brave braaave maaan!

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      +•Chickens8 • CCHHHRRRIIIISSTTMMMASSSS!!!

  • @RakkAnimate
    @RakkAnimate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4870

    It’s not a movie. It’s a corrupted PS1 cutscene that goes for an hour.

    • @jamesgriffin7962
      @jamesgriffin7962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Rakk did Phoenix games do this

    • @AxioProductions
      @AxioProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Rakk It was animated by one guy who worked on the Matrix Reloaded video game. The budget was 4-6 million dollars. True story

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Rakk If this was animated using FFVII gameplay graphics it would look far better.

    • @R-AE-Y
      @R-AE-Y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      HOLD MY FUCKING BEER, I CAN FIND A MOVIE THATS WORSE!

    • @TheRealLazerBlazer22
      @TheRealLazerBlazer22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      rayman 308 I already know of one... Old Fashioned.
      Mainly because you actually get some enjoyment out of the shit factor of it all... But that movie... That movie, there is no enjoyment, only sadness and pain for the viewer. (And not in the good way.)
      Regardless, Dear God the animation is awful in this movie. I think they took the phrase "I was frozen today!" A little too seriously.

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3749

    This animation makes Foodfight look like a Pixar film

    • @Will-yq9xv
      @Will-yq9xv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      True

    • @doctoreggnog6644
      @doctoreggnog6644 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It's not disturbing like Foodfight though.

    • @movieconnoisseur7738
      @movieconnoisseur7738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I think anything that looks worse then Foodfight should be flamed.

    • @gramsxg2297
      @gramsxg2297 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed

    • @vidyogamenurd
      @vidyogamenurd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I wish I could say that was wrong.

  • @StephanieDev
    @StephanieDev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1729

    Thanos: I am inevitable
    Tony Stark: And I, am- *SHUT THAT DOOR!*

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      _Did you mean:_
      *Shut the front door*

    • @WAV074
      @WAV074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YESSS!! Your a genius!! XD

    • @michaelmyers8596
      @michaelmyers8596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Thanos: I am inevitable
      Grandma: *huhgmdughmdughdihguh*

    • @AstroSpark3
      @AstroSpark3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

    • @Straw_berri3
      @Straw_berri3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Darthvader: _Luke, I’m the-_ *_S H U T T H A T D O O R_*

  • @MjayMilk
    @MjayMilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1600

    When grandma said: “igtyihirggirwviefbiefvierivdfibvwrivhiaefirtnisdvidgibsriviargifeibdgibwrkbifsbisrigbistigietgiCHRISTMAS” I felt that

    • @SamuraiDoggo14
      @SamuraiDoggo14 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      That is the best quote to describe this movie.

    • @MINDLESSEGO
      @MINDLESSEGO ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Word when she said that it was so fire. lyrical genius ?? and can talk like a cyborg?😮😂

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is that welsh.

    • @MINDLESSEGO
      @MINDLESSEGO ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@xtremeCJxxx u cant lie it was pretty fire tho , lyrical genius ? Grandma sure is

    • @andrewlevin6331
      @andrewlevin6331 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you?

  • @ryanspees2857
    @ryanspees2857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1087

    "Fjhytstyvkhfrydjlbrwchokcruyigicteyhklvihublhkhoijljpgudrtwfhjckjgcryudkhjtrsffisrydlhjcurysktogucyrudigjufyatduwtyd"
    -Ricky's Great-Grandmother

    • @theultimoknight1725
      @theultimoknight1725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Ryan Spees No wiser words were never spoken ;u;

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Couldn't have said it better myself!

    • @cubbleshasreturned6968
      @cubbleshasreturned6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She should write Trumps speeches

    • @theweakestbrazilianmale3398
      @theweakestbrazilianmale3398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My favorite is ngrnegntynrhtnhjty jtjneg *CHRIIIIISTMAS*

    • @justinsanchez8693
      @justinsanchez8693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Supposedly, most of the dialogue clips for the grandmother that were sent in got corrupted but the creators of this "film" (If you could call it that) decided to use those sound files anyway. I can't confirm if this is true or not.

  • @Tobikicksass
    @Tobikicksass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    “Shit. The grandma audio files are corrupted. Can we re-record?”
    “Fuck that. Sounds fine. Put it in.” -The Director, probably

    • @z3poXP
      @z3poXP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *SHUT THAT DOOR!*

    • @joyunicycle
      @joyunicycle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *Debra Wilson:* What have you done?! Are you trying to keep me from getting hired by other studios?! I should fire my agent.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I swear the grandma is Madea having a stroke

    • @Cheesypotato57
      @Cheesypotato57 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      According to TheMysteriousMrEnter, she had actual dialogue. But for whatever reason, it was cut to pieces like it is.

    • @dublinjake
      @dublinjake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it might actually be some sort of faintly racist joke but perhaps I just want to apply all evils to something that looks so hellish.

  • @kattyallialchemy5025
    @kattyallialchemy5025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    "Oh grandma died. Get the shovel"

    • @martinmazzie2542
      @martinmazzie2542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      “We really should be digging. Her legs have already left this world, the rest of her can’t be far behind”

    • @tailedgates9
      @tailedgates9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At least she's freed from this CG nightmare. XD

  • @Batz-xk3nt
    @Batz-xk3nt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS, Nooooo thank you.” Best Christmas line ever.

  • @thegreaticeteath
    @thegreaticeteath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3346

    Some of the most memorable and inspirational animated Movie quotes of all time:
    “Just remember, you’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”
    -Christopher Robin, Poohs Grand Adventure
    “I’m never going back, the past is in the past!”
    -Elsa, Frozen
    “All it takes is Faith and Trust, and a little bit of Pixie Dust.”
    -Peter Pan, Peter Pan
    “Oh yes, the past can hurt, but the way I see it you can either run from it or learn from it.”
    -Rafiki, The Lion King
    “And when I’m old and I’ve had my fun, I’ll sell my inventions, so that everyone can be a Superhero! And when everyone’s Super, no one will be.”
    -Syndrome, the Incredibles
    “When Life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming!”
    -Dory, Finding Nemo
    And of course:
    “Ichockesgkahbdyesjtgdjjvkdkbbenjejgegkaollljsiuehbbndjjshgsuiqikqqknsjkalabbhgdkii.”
    -Grandma, the Rapsittie Street Kids

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Here is you're award for most creative comment I've seen today

    • @Narthur56
      @Narthur56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Don't forget:
      SHUT THAT DOOR!
      -Nicole's Dad

    • @PinkGoldAbby
      @PinkGoldAbby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That last one touched me, smh

    • @fredarok579
      @fredarok579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      “You always win when you are good.”
      -Narrator, The Christmas Tree

    • @FoxIord
      @FoxIord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@fredarok579 Also, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY" -Headbanging dog-loving kid.

  • @hikkusubei
    @hikkusubei 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    *SHUT THAT DOOR!*

  • @starzzzy22
    @starzzzy22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I literally lost it when Great Grandma started "speaking"..I have yet to recover

    • @spyr0guy
      @spyr0guy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Oh ho ho ho ajshcbzhnidohfbiuvonuizscnisbhkfshnxoiusac CHRISTMAS

    • @youinanalternateuniverse
      @youinanalternateuniverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MsmanahajakwmsgshksuzhsnshshajjakforaERDERID

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      i wish there was copy of the script
      i want to know what was she supposed to say, what was her original "dialogue"
      and what was the direction

    • @21melpomene
      @21melpomene 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed so hard, I accidentally sprayed my laptop screen with spit. XD

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm surprised I'm still alive after laughing so hard! Lol!
      I laughed my ass off at 19:40 as well!

  • @ZoeyRoseArt1
    @ZoeyRoseArt1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    If you’re ever insecure about your art, remember that this exists.
    The bar has been put so low by this movie it’s literally below hell.

    • @SCP-469
      @SCP-469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      👏👏👏👏

    • @chloerogers8841
      @chloerogers8841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The bar is so low, one of those flash animations done by a 12 year old on newgrounds would be nominated for an oscar

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I do feel better about my drawing skills. Thank you!

    • @MR.E776
      @MR.E776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You have inspired me to *SHUT THAT DOOR*

    • @solierafromtheultrareconsquad
      @solierafromtheultrareconsquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sometimes I think I draw pretty badly but then I remember this exists and then I realize I actually didn't do half bad all things considered.

  • @harryjenkins2793
    @harryjenkins2793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Funniest lines:
    ‘Did you like our attempt at a threesome there?’
    “SHUT THAT DOOR!!”

    • @themanofart4110
      @themanofart4110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I want my! I want my! I want my M60!" *opens fire*

  • @Lorlic1138
    @Lorlic1138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "It was by far the worst Christmas special I'd ever seen, but the internet said 'hold my beer' and found something worse."
    That line killed me so hard because it's so fing true. The internet will always find something worse.

    • @devvynoler322
      @devvynoler322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lorlic1138 Does that mean the internet could find something _even_ _worse_ than this?

    • @Milkmouse1966
      @Milkmouse1966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God I hope not, but it's always a possibility.

    • @philipdarrenellwell1994
      @philipdarrenellwell1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't give the internet any ideas

    • @Fourtytwo4242
      @Fourtytwo4242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Devvyn Oler what have you done!!!!!!

    • @philipdarrenellwell1994
      @philipdarrenellwell1994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I knew you were going you were going to say WTDGTD when you started out with it being the worst thing in animation ever.
      Which is true: that movie is the film version of really bad tacos keeping you on the toilet all night; long, painful, and lightly smelling of rotted cheese.

  • @knightofoctober
    @knightofoctober 5 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    You know what Infinity War needed at the end?
    *SHUT THAT DOOR*

    • @l_rob420
      @l_rob420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      AJ Jackson I’m sorry.. [dusts]
      *SHUT THAT DOOR*

    • @nathanhernandez7173
      @nathanhernandez7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YayDude123 that didn’t age well

    • @joseyanez5199
      @joseyanez5199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *"I'll give you the rent when you shut this DAMN DOOR!"*

    • @muffinthebeagle7729
      @muffinthebeagle7729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should've gone for the *SHUT THAT DOOR*

    • @lord_vwphaeton1883
      @lord_vwphaeton1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Thanos]: You... You should've...
      [Mark Hamill]: *ShUt ThAt DoOr*

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    "and his great-grandmother tells him a very unintelligible life lesson."
    -Wikipedia (I'm not kidding) 🤣

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Really? Lol!

    • @KarateGirl999
      @KarateGirl999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You know a movie has problems when even Wikipedia can't be neutral about it.

    • @arbuckle6103
      @arbuckle6103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The Wikipedia page also has this gem: "The special ends with Nicole's father sharply instructing them to close the front door."

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@arbuckle6103 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love how the page says about the grandma in the end "to which she responds with laughter-screaming gibberish and the word "Christmas", pronounced with a weird accent."
      😂 LMAO even Wikipedia couldn't even save their asses.

  • @totallynotfake1878
    @totallynotfake1878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    _"Every time a minute of this plays, a Pixar animator kills himself."_
    _~Nostalgia Critic 2017_

  • @spartannell
    @spartannell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    As someone who is finishing a three year course in animation... this is worse than what our first years would make. In that, it actually takes effort to put in this little effort. As paradoxical as that may sound.

    • @deadskrillaskrit2078
      @deadskrillaskrit2078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I think avoiding all the correct things to do is what happen here.
      Home improvement has this episode where Tim Taylor wins an award for showing all the things NOT to do when home improving.

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I figure it was a tax scam. Studios use losing money films to write off tens of millions of tax liabilities every year.
      Green Lantern earned WB 2.9mil in tax write offs, per million, the movie lost. It lowered the companies effective tax rate by 4%, so close to 1/6th off of what they should have paid.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Martin Nell, I don't even know what your comment was, I'd just like to let you know that some glitch on TH-cam is causing the comment to display as a comment I made on Critic's review of Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer yesterday.
      And then when I expand it to see the replies, it displays as another top comment from the same video -- "Wow Daphne hit some hard times for Christmas since the group broke up."

    • @Gamerguy-ud1zo
      @Gamerguy-ud1zo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you want to see insanely bad animation check out troll land and( alibaba and the gold raiders)

    • @emmethefangirl8785
      @emmethefangirl8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GoatPopsicle I'd say you're right

  • @ittdust
    @ittdust 7 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "shut that door" I died. I think someone walked into the recording studio by accident and they continued recording.

  • @fallenorrisen120
    @fallenorrisen120 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I love it how the crew behind this Christmas special spent almost their entire budget on voice actors.

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And Nothing else

    • @eddieolshefski6467
      @eddieolshefski6467 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It explains why the effects are awful and the plot was non existent.

  • @BetleyIsland36
    @BetleyIsland36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    The voice of Ricky's Grandma had me in tears from laughing so hard. That was absolutely hysterical

    • @justincicconi759
      @justincicconi759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I honestly nearly fell out of my seat laughing at the grandma.

    • @shelbywill8848
      @shelbywill8848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Me too

    • @ee-yc3dy
      @ee-yc3dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same but I laughed more at the end

    • @tylerroman1752
      @tylerroman1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too as well

    • @moviefan99
      @moviefan99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Betley Island36 It reminds me of Starvin Marvin from South Park.

  • @Iowapictures
    @Iowapictures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    One of the producer's daughters said in an interview that the weird jumbled talking from the grandmother was a result of a corrupted audio file of the grandma's voice actress and no one caught the error in time.

    • @RyanBurgerplays
      @RyanBurgerplays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Are you sure it wasn’t they were too lazy to fix it sounds like more sense?

    • @samuelbutton7185
      @samuelbutton7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@RyanBurgerplays They were lazy enough to steal footage from Foodfight, any feat of laziness sounds possible at this point.

    • @rjd1922
      @rjd1922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@samuelbutton7185 Not sure if you're joking, but this came before Foodfight! came out.

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wish that explained enough to make it ok.

    • @shanerollins3736
      @shanerollins3736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh, that explains everything. If they would've fixed that one mistake, this would've been the best special ever...yeahhhhh...no.

  • @grimfin3214
    @grimfin3214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    I have literally no doubt in my mind that this entire thing was just an inside joke between the voice actors

    • @Star-qg9sf
      @Star-qg9sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      that actually makes alot more sense

    • @pixiewolf333
      @pixiewolf333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @dantheman1508
      @dantheman1508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      One of the voice actors were one of producers.

    • @britann9539
      @britann9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Maybe its how they laundered some cash?

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True. This was a one obligated terrible movie all actors have to make thing lol

  • @bentendo64-incredibox40
    @bentendo64-incredibox40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    "Welp, grandma died, get the shovel." I'm dying
    Edit: Ricky looks like a freakin' Roblox bacon reject

    • @georgeeastwood6930
      @georgeeastwood6930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To be fair, none of the cast seem alive.

    • @justagiantnerd8001
      @justagiantnerd8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So was the grandma

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get the shovel

    • @bentendo64-incredibox40
      @bentendo64-incredibox40 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And I could seriously make a better movie in Gacha Club........and that says a ton!!

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    This is some
    "Pizza is aggressive" level of animation...
    actually this is worse.

    • @emilyshapiro2756
      @emilyshapiro2756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      HELL SPOONtheJojoMain whats sad is that this comment is no exaggeration, the jimmy nutron actually has better graphics.

    • @N-GinAndTonicTM
      @N-GinAndTonicTM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      How dare you compare that masterpiece to this...

    • @chrisj403
      @chrisj403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HELL SPOONtheJojoMain
      Holy shit, your fucking right! The Jimmy nutrin animation is even better then this!

    • @ThomasBahamas
      @ThomasBahamas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because Nutrin was another project. We're not talking about Jimmy Neutron.

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *BOND WITH ME JIMMY*

  • @ethanhinkle683
    @ethanhinkle683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    Did anyone else notice that when Nicole's dad is saying "I'm proud of you" at the end, he's patting her chest? Real loving dad right there.

    • @RedFeralWolf
      @RedFeralWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Wow you’re right :o

    • @thepooroldsoul8179
      @thepooroldsoul8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Oh god.

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      *knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      The Joker has gone too far this time! It’s now up to the combined efforts of Batman and Chris Hansen to bring this creeper clown to justice!

    • @milktoast3280
      @milktoast3280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      *Sweet home Alabama*

  • @D3D3D
    @D3D3D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2226

    This animation is so bad that Food Fight looks like Coco by comparison

    • @abramdavidson988
      @abramdavidson988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      danyalillo And that should be impossible!!!

    • @unorthodoxromance254
      @unorthodoxromance254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      This animation is so bad it makes Norm of the North look like How to Train Your Dragon.

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +

    • @gregdeandrea1450
      @gregdeandrea1450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And Coco looks like the second coming of CHRIST.

    • @RyeNKye
      @RyeNKye 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      danyalillo coco sucks

  • @darreylhenderson702
    @darreylhenderson702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Debra Wilson who voiced the grandma, confirmed in an interview with Polygon that the sound of her character was actually intentional. “They were like, ‘Great-grandma is disheveled; she can’t get her words together,’” says Wilson. “So that had to be in the script. That’s not audio. That’s me. I can tell the difference. That’s me.”

  • @PlanetAwesomenessProductions
    @PlanetAwesomenessProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Kid: Mom where do babies come from?
    Mom: Well... *SHUT THAT DOOR*

    • @jor4114
      @jor4114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Planet Awesomeness Productions
      ... Uuuuhhh...

    • @johnmarkcorpuz1860
      @johnmarkcorpuz1860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Planet Awesomeness Productions
      I can imagine that manga that features a volleyball mom and her teenage son.

  • @GoodVolition
    @GoodVolition 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    That adult isn't sitting... *THEY CUT OFF THEIR LEGS BENEATH THE KNEE!*

  • @thomasinlockwood_
    @thomasinlockwood_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Grandma: Oh ho ho djguhbsheggjjshkndj Christmas!
    Nostalgia Critic: WHAT IS GOING ON?
    Dying at that part

    • @CheatsythePimp2
      @CheatsythePimp2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It's like listening to a squirrel having a seizure.

    • @mikaelaburrell1655
      @mikaelaburrell1655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr that part was funny 😂😂

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      does anyone else wonder what was the direction

    • @GuillermoSTD
      @GuillermoSTD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't need to wonder, I think I know: off a cliff.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guillermo St lol

  • @octodaddy877
    @octodaddy877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Apparently, the progress of the animators was never checked on by the executive producer. The first time he saw the animation was on the day the movie was supposed to air. He was probably thinking "WTF did I just spend all my money on"

    • @psychonaut1502
      @psychonaut1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also, this movie cost $500,000.

    • @zipdakill
      @zipdakill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That money was embezzled and you CANT tell me otherwise

    • @Sailor_Feesh
      @Sailor_Feesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      More money was going to the food for the voice actors than the animation itself.

    • @joshwhite557
      @joshwhite557 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly this is just another food fight situation where money went into multiple peoples pockets and not the film.

  • @jakemitchell1132
    @jakemitchell1132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I lost it at, “Oh Grandma died, get the shovel.”

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He didn't even mention the porno music playing in the background during that scene.

  • @DexterHeisenbergBruh
    @DexterHeisenbergBruh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    “I’m the best kid in the world.”
    Earlier: Laughs at teddy bear present, throws it away. Makes fun of other kid for believing in Santa Claus.

    • @ouidarowell7129
      @ouidarowell7129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They that 4 minute song to feel in that 40 minute run time 😉

    • @justagiantnerd8001
      @justagiantnerd8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's a low budget narcissist

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seems Legit

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    19:38 "Every time a minute of this plays, a Pixar animator kills himself." Oh my God, I'm dying of laughter.

    • @mateiazap4312
      @mateiazap4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Chad_Eldridge It's only 40 minutes long? It felt like a whole day to me

  • @Toby-Draven
    @Toby-Draven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Every christmas i always come back to this video, I guess i can say that it's a tradition now lol

    • @nickwalco
      @nickwalco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same been doing it for like 4 years now.

    • @Nikolectron
      @Nikolectron ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m so sorry

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same! Just like how I watch home alone 2: Lost in New York every December!

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    you never want the internet to say "hold my beer", nothing good can come from it

    • @santoriomaker69
      @santoriomaker69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually, you can. It depends on how you look through an unbelievably horrible thing.

    • @xamhehehe7888
      @xamhehehe7888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mattteus I actually know something worse than this, but I'm not going to give Doug Walker the satisfaction. There are some things that should not be reviewed.

    • @Indeside
      @Indeside 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xam HeHeHe is it that one horror movie?

    • @VicMeep
      @VicMeep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Corky 420 What the fuck is your problem? If they said it THEN THEY CLEARLY UNDERSTAND THAT you fucking waste of life and intelligence.

  • @sketchygetchey8299
    @sketchygetchey8299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "Look Daddy! Teacher said everytime a bell rings, an angel get's its...."
    *SHUT THAT DOOR!!*

    • @Nev1esomnia
      @Nev1esomnia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I like to imagine Mark Hamil coming out of the bushes.

    • @paradygmshift7826
      @paradygmshift7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Christmas it seems doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means"
      "SHUT THAT DOOR!!"

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paradygmshift7826
      Dude, talent.

    • @kurtjarvis2447
      @kurtjarvis2447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jacksongibbs8998 okay I shut my door now what?

    • @Mamaluigi13
      @Mamaluigi13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, they should put it in the part where the angel rescues George

  • @gayflower900
    @gayflower900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2102

    Apparently the grandma character wasn’t supposed to sound like that - her audio files were corrupted and no one bothered to check/fix it

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Papa Shpee
      I don’t know. I have a feeling that that was the take when the actress had an aneurysm

    • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
      @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Has anyone ever found the original script to know what was supposed to be said?

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Okay, I won't lie, I don't know the first thing about how audio files for character dialogue are stored or handled. But they, uh, sound like something that should always be checked - and fixed if necessary. Like, unless the corruptions were noticed on the day the special was supposed to air, they have no excuse as to why they couldn't listen to or fix the audio. Um, I wasn't rude was I?

    • @RedBop377
      @RedBop377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Kayla W. Not at all, as someone who took tons of a.v. / broadcasting and made multiple commercials and short films, you always need to check everything about a project before it goes out. It shouldn’t even be that hard to check audio files honestly.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Then why does she occasionally say actual words?

  • @nyapolitan9551
    @nyapolitan9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    When the grandma was talking my bed started levitating
    Someone help

  • @Chromaggia
    @Chromaggia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    How much do you bet that the "SHUT THAT DOOR" line was actually just Mark Hamill forgetting that his mic was on and yelling at someone for coming into the recording studio? The editors probably just thought it was so hilarious that they decided to put it into the movie.

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      if they made grandma speak the way she did
      why not

    • @Chromaggia
      @Chromaggia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I mean if I was working on a movie this ridiculous I'd probably just go all the way

    • @Mariokemon
      @Mariokemon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      was that Hamil? i couldn't tell

    • @katiek2615
      @katiek2615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I really hope so 😂

    • @lindacastoun-puckett3795
      @lindacastoun-puckett3795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm asking myself why was he in the piece of ...?

  • @ConnorTheUndying
    @ConnorTheUndying 7 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    I'm forty seconds into this and I already think this is my favorite episode ever.

    • @animieluvr9732
      @animieluvr9732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was more like 10 seconds for me. But yes I know the feeling.

    • @WileyCylas
      @WileyCylas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Y'all don't need jesus.....Y'all need Dingo Pictures...
      Srsly tho they're an EVEN WORSE ANIMATION COMPANY Shoutout to Phelous for introducing us to the lowest common denominator *EVER* to assault the cinematic world!!

    • @MathivichNickerson
      @MathivichNickerson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    This makes Food Fight look posetively smoothly and masterfully animated.

    • @Redhotsmasher
      @Redhotsmasher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      John O ́neil This makes Food Fight look like fucking Avatar.

    • @mountainmew3835
      @mountainmew3835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      At least Food Fight put effort into it!

    • @starlightam3118
      @starlightam3118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, it makes food fight look Mona Lisa!

    • @MRAxel1900
      @MRAxel1900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That joke go to far...but it's true

    • @casualbear6295
      @casualbear6295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A sentence I never thought would be uttered but is actually correct.

  • @nathanwithrow35
    @nathanwithrow35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'm not going to lie that "shut that door!" line caught me off guard.🤣

  • @MrGearOfficial
    @MrGearOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    There goes my nightmare for this week.

    • @ANGELILYworks
      @ANGELILYworks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      SHUT THAT DOOR

    • @endme4603
      @endme4603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MrGear nice videos!

    • @nicholascage5324
      @nicholascage5324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      1000 degree knife vs this movie

    • @altaccount6710
      @altaccount6710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes kappa

    • @BirdUppp
      @BirdUppp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1000 degree knife videos are my nightmares

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 7 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    Mixing Mark Hamill's joker dialouge in was great.

    • @pjmetzen3483
      @pjmetzen3483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miranimal Possibly

    • @gothamsreckoning8391
      @gothamsreckoning8391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dormammu I’VE COME TO BARGAIN!!!

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *dialogue

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dormammu
      I forgot the IRS part.
      Still amazing to hear.

    • @dead9757
      @dead9757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dormammu ha u got beat by Moana

  • @CameronMetrejean
    @CameronMetrejean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    It's impossible for me to escape the idea....
    Casting Director- "Hey guess what? I got us a great cast and still have $10 left over of the casting budget"
    Director- "That was the budget for the ENTIRE film! Now we only have $10 for the animation"

  • @paradygmshift7826
    @paradygmshift7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Christmas it seems doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means"
    "SHUT THAT DOOR!!"

    • @PeanutBuny27
      @PeanutBuny27 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      -A little bit more. Wait what the fuck just happened?

  • @daftoptimist
    @daftoptimist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I'm really immature and the last "SHUT THAT DOOR" had me rolling.

    • @bluebear1993
      @bluebear1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      26:27 also my face hurts

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too! Oh my god I’m still laughing about it!!!

    • @StarrySea18
      @StarrySea18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Grandma got me. But that moment did too. XD

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "BUILD THAT WALL"- Zach Hadel

  • @TrevsMovieReviews263
    @TrevsMovieReviews263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    When the grandma first talked, I swear the last she said of that sentence was "I'm Loving It" so she was probably choking on some McDonald's.

    • @theautisticcomedian
      @theautisticcomedian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Probably choking on that phallic sandwich that kid had.

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's Speaking Grandma.

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @Sammy99189
      @Sammy99189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congrats. I just choked on the McDonald's I was eating. I laughed so hard, thank you.

    • @pusheenqueen519
      @pusheenqueen519 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I am laughing so hard right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    *God has left the server.*

    • @despacito902
      @despacito902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Neo Machine God probably went to therapy after he saw that someone made this movie

    • @thegodofimagination
      @thegodofimagination 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes i did how can people use there imagination and create this rubbish (not nostalgia critic the film)

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Dear God How could it get any wor- *Satan(Adm) has Joined the Server* Oh..... Like that..

    • @thegodofimagination
      @thegodofimagination 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Danny Caracciolo well am not Satan we are good friends he does have the best BBQs

    • @thegodofimagination
      @thegodofimagination 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ninja Briefs the Saiyan he is very chatty as i made a deal with him and it killed him

  • @FlawedCoil82
    @FlawedCoil82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This has to be my favorite Nostalgia Critic. Doug's comments and facial expressions are spot-on. I love it!

  • @AnonymousRandomDude
    @AnonymousRandomDude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Fun fact: The producer of this film (who also has a history in internet scams) dumped $500,000 into the making of this pile of garbage and didn't even check on its production. It didn't help that he decided to produce the film domestically instead of outsourcing it or blowing what little of a budget it had on the voice actor's paychecks. He didn't see it until the one and only time that it aired on T.V. Oh, and also Whitney Houston even made a soundtrack for this special that has yet to resurface from the deepest depths of obscurity that this special is wrecked in.

    • @unorthodoxromance254
      @unorthodoxromance254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Preston Dixon Whitney Houston? She's suffered way too much in this life to see her name attached to this.

    • @emperor5919
      @emperor5919 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Show me the source please

    • @AnonymousRandomDude
      @AnonymousRandomDude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Poob K *tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Trivia/TheRapsittieStreetKidsBelieveInSanta
      *thenewpropaganda.tumblr.com/post/145891729831/i-told-the-story-of-the-production-of-rapsittie

    • @rubyredjewel6222
      @rubyredjewel6222 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One of the investors was refunded his money because somebody had a conscience. Another well known TH-camr critics group did an involved take on the whole fiasco and all involved. They show the online content that outlined the entire story but I don't think you can pull that up anymore.

  • @Screamingurchin
    @Screamingurchin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    This is a troll movie, I’m calling it.
    There’s no way you have so many big name actors and not have one of them ask “why does the animation look like the whole thing took a week?” If this was actually taken seriously.

    • @benduffy2782
      @benduffy2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It is possible they had no idea what the animation looked like when they gave the voice. If that's the case I would love to see their reactions to seeing the special for the first time.

    • @Cookieznothere
      @Cookieznothere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@benduffy2782 wouldn’t the actors have to see the movie themselves at some point in production??

    • @benduffy2782
      @benduffy2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Cookieznothere Not always with animation especially something small like this. It was likely walk in record the lines get paid

    • @-deleted-4325
      @-deleted-4325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This isn't the worst Christmas movie,
      This is the worst animated movie ever

    • @EnnidHuid
      @EnnidHuid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No, they recorded the voice lines before animation even started, the studio even lied to them about what it would look like.

  • @nikistorey9972
    @nikistorey9972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Imagine if Rudolph met Rapsittie Street Kids
    **kicks door open**
    “WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!”
    “SHUT THAT DOOR!”

    • @camwintlenewell6448
      @camwintlenewell6448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gen The Zen that would be the greatest thing ever. A competition on witch one is more agesively happy

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine If You Were Sleeping, And On 3:00 AM, Someone Knocks On The Door On Your House, And You Woke Up, And Then The Door Is Smashed, And You Hear Steps On The Floor Downstairs, On The Stairs And The Floor Upstairs, And Then Your Door Is Smashed, And It's The Elf, And Says "Why Weren't You At Elf Practice?!", And He Has A Knife And A Gun.
      Imagine How Creepy That Would Be...

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The lead elf from Rudolph is one of the best characters to ever exist. Do not EVER compare him to this atrocity.

    • @tylertilwick6852
      @tylertilwick6852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHA OMG that would’ve been awesome😂

    • @destinyallen1749
      @destinyallen1749 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@coolnerdlll6053 His name is Hermes

  • @kirbysuperstar5494
    @kirbysuperstar5494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The animation and dialogue makes it seem like it was made in half an hour, but the voice cast is very high profile! This film is a freaking enigma!

  • @Udgrasil13
    @Udgrasil13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    So, a forty minute long "Big Lipped Alligator Moment"

    • @princessbinas
      @princessbinas 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ED the Happy Clown Eeyup

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fucking Big Lipped Alligator Moments make more sense than this.

    • @Cedtim
      @Cedtim 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lex Luthor stole forty keks.

  • @timmytom6764
    @timmytom6764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The holidays don't really start until the first nostalgia critic Christmas special

  • @Mi-dm2ks
    @Mi-dm2ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    23:20 "How does he sleep?? HOW DOES HE SLEEP!?!?!!? "
    ...I'm actually wondering HOW AM I GOING TO SLEEP AFTER THIS

    • @CMBGAMER2018TV
      @CMBGAMER2018TV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's true

    • @jasonbell558
      @jasonbell558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's easy watch more nostalgia critics

    • @destinyallen1749
      @destinyallen1749 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Clackula from MSM has no eyelids, and he sleeps by looking down.

  • @pusheenqueen519
    @pusheenqueen519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You know, this could have been good. A simple slice of life kind of story following a group of kids, enjoying the holidays, learning about friendship, family, the spirit of giving, compassion, and what is truly valuable during Christmas.
    We got this instead 🙃

  • @MrMaelstorm
    @MrMaelstorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    I am certain that was just a lot of good voice actors that got together, got high one night and started this as a joke. Then had to go through with it as punishment. There is no other way.

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No that was panty and stocking

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      mark hamill said he has no memory of this

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@SlashinatorZ For his sake, I hope he Jedi mind-tricked himself into forgetting this garbage fire.

    • @georgedawson5621
      @georgedawson5621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Louis Duarte let’s hope he also erased the Star Wars Christmas Special

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@louisduarte8763 I hope he used Laputa's weapons of mass destruction to obliterate evrry copy.
      Shit, that Hamill reference might have been _too_ obscure.
      Uh... he remembered Guyver over this?

  • @gageperuti5519
    @gageperuti5519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    So, Paige O'Hara went from voicing one of Disney's most intelligent and resourceful heroines to voicing a whiny, preppy teenage brat. What a waste.

    • @hyena234thekids7
      @hyena234thekids7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How did Paige O'Hara voice in Disney?

    • @nerdieone1
      @nerdieone1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Belle in beauty and the beast

    • @DarsiPadilla
      @DarsiPadilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Good question." - Shrek

  • @Shadow62x
    @Shadow62x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    "What did he do to creep out the girls? Oh right, he existed."
    Welcome to my life.

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      420 likes now don’t like it anymore

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Valdemire Kreshnov hey now! You’re sexier than jelly in doughnuts!

    • @jasonbell558
      @jasonbell558 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lemmythebulldog8812 are you jealous

    • @isolated_illust
      @isolated_illust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know how you feel, man.

    • @Larry_Ibarra
      @Larry_Ibarra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lemmythebulldog8812 Now he has 666 likes.

  • @mechazoic
    @mechazoic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    This looks like “Baldi’s Basics: The Movie”!

    • @hrage9342
      @hrage9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      No… Baldi has more life than these shit spawns

    • @ohm_sweet_ohm
      @ohm_sweet_ohm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Agreed. Someone needs to make a mod where you collect Christmas presents and run and hide from the abominable characters in this movie.

    • @tanishambrowne1137
      @tanishambrowne1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Expect Baldi looks way better than this horrible film.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tanishambrowne1137 he has about a dozen more polygons

    • @mariamroa8074
      @mariamroa8074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Baldi's arm bends in a full circle to say hi and looks more realistic than this movie.

  • @CJ-ln5ov
    @CJ-ln5ov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    “Don’t worry about The Nostalgia Critic. He’s good now. He learned you always win when you SHUT THAT DOOR.”

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    Critic...never... and I mean Never... stop trying to top yourself.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Doug for next Overwatch hero... His Ult.... Holiday Hack n slash

    • @jaysilverhood1264
      @jaysilverhood1264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He killed a pregnant alien... How do you top that?

    • @AntoineRed
      @AntoineRed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheHooddedMage Blowing Up a galaxy and creating ruptures in space and time?

    • @ang1217sr
      @ang1217sr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheHooddedMage Well by SHUT THAT DOOR

    • @dnmstarsi
      @dnmstarsi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He won't top DBZA Goku as Champion of Christmas. :P

  • @RJTheHero8
    @RJTheHero8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    This is one of those terrible movies that only show up once every 1000 Years. The planets have to align just perfectly during a solar eclipse to even spawn such an atrocity.

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha ha ha, good one!

    • @TheSuperNyx
      @TheSuperNyx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or last year when Mr Enter reviewed it XD

    • @ahabtheplant
      @ahabtheplant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You forgot the blood sacrifices.

    • @ironpumpkin0182
      @ironpumpkin0182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anybody got a goat and a hatchet?

    • @zarell1000
      @zarell1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, unlike the solstice alignment that happens once every year. Crazy Talk!

  • @agoogleuser8219
    @agoogleuser8219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Given Nancy Cartwright's producing credit and the insanely high budget voice cast, I think this whole movie was one giant money laundering scheme for Scientology.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was apparently, Rebel Taxi made a whole video about it

    • @endcaps1917
      @endcaps1917 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or like a sort of inside joke project

  • @jmantime
    @jmantime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2069

    The Grandma should be a meme

    • @oystersoup3434
      @oystersoup3434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Oh, it will be.

    • @Battlefieldfan146
      @Battlefieldfan146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      G-gun man? Also, she is

    • @tmzissupergay
      @tmzissupergay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      👵🏿Sea e um fa roo unt fa le un fan tay

    • @gabe5525
      @gabe5525 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I laughed so hard during this part.

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Don't give them any ideas!

  • @Dkplayesvideogames
    @Dkplayesvideogames 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I haven’t laughed as hard at a joke in a long time. “Shut that door!”
    Beautiful.

    • @wormswithteeth
      @wormswithteeth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dylan The Strange Majestic.

  • @kenisu-of-dragons5766
    @kenisu-of-dragons5766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    When will people learn that true meaning of Christmas is about shutting that door?!

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Never

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🚪

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I shut the door and I now know the true meaning of Christmas!!!

    • @Sofia_and_dan_y
      @Sofia_and_dan_y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ICHIMEINWITHHAVEN'TYOU PEOPLEEVERHEARDOFCLOSINGAGODDAMNDOOR,NOOOO

    • @kidddunegan1668
      @kidddunegan1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For Christmas this I will now remember that Christmas is truly about shutting that door 🚪

  • @FritzFoxPirate
    @FritzFoxPirate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    19:15 - 20:29
    "some one better call the exorcist"
    I laughed at this part

    • @cheneethompson5756
      @cheneethompson5756 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That killed me! Not literally, obviously!

    • @Begs_Beginner
      @Begs_Beginner ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@cheneethompson5756That killed me! Not literally, Obviously!

  • @KingMoon110
    @KingMoon110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    How this movie could be any worse?
    *Titles rolls in Comics Sans*
    Ow dear..

    • @WilsTube
      @WilsTube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      King Moon Callibri is a far worse font than Comic Sans!

    • @Humble197
      @Humble197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      W. Bourke Feature Entertainment nah man comic sans is wtf

    • @yugoxgc
      @yugoxgc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      King Moon & Thats the next best thing about it after the voice acting :D

    • @ChunkSchuldinga
      @ChunkSchuldinga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Somehow, Nightmare on Elm Street got away with using comic sans in their opening credits.

    • @captainhuntank7963
      @captainhuntank7963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If your credits roll with comic sans
      Your gonna have a crap movie time

  • @christycapers4715
    @christycapers4715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    This makes Foodfight look like Pixar.

    • @sheyla23m
      @sheyla23m 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      christy capers Come on have some taste
      at LEAST say dreamworks
      They really dropped in Quality the past few movies

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This made "12 Ounce Mouse" look like... less crap...

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They got bought out. I'm still mad about the Spirit TV show.

    • @raquelndirangu
      @raquelndirangu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m scared for the Shrek 5 Movie coming out in 2019.
      This is what happens you lose creativity and get lazy and the films over time become worse.

    • @unorthodoxromance254
      @unorthodoxromance254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      christy capers This makes Foodfight look like Studio Ghibli, dare I say.

  • @truesoulghost2777
    @truesoulghost2777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    His grandma apparently has the holy ghost and is speaking in tongues.
    Fun fact: thats how he learned to rap

    • @pundertalefan4391
      @pundertalefan4391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      XD I can believe that.

    • @kermithasagun1474
      @kermithasagun1474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's how he became one of the top 10 rappers Eminem was afraid to face

  • @uscman
    @uscman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Father.
    Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
    Vader: No... I a-
    “SHUT THAT DOOR!”

  • @Trinios11
    @Trinios11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Can we talk about Tamara for a minute? Her lipstick looks amazing, the bandana and the earrings really makes her look good!

    • @deadskrillaskrit2078
      @deadskrillaskrit2078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She could wear a potato sack with a joker mask and still be stylish

    • @cubbleshasreturned6968
      @cubbleshasreturned6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      FUCK YES. Paused the video just to agree to that

  • @christiantracey1479
    @christiantracey1479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    *SHUT THAT DOOR!!!! 🚪*

    • @alexanderklepp
      @alexanderklepp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Brilliant use of that joke.

    • @pgj1997
      @pgj1997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Christian Tracey That needs to be a meme. I can just feel it

    • @TheSuperNyx
      @TheSuperNyx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I love the ending with that XD "Its SHUT THAT DOOR"

    • @ErisaTheWishGuardian
      @ErisaTheWishGuardian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hjeswhfkjdshfjdfjkdhasfjdasjhdskldfas Chriiiiistmaaas.

    • @metalsludge8205
      @metalsludge8205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You always win if you are good.

  • @japansace
    @japansace 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    "How does he sleep? HOW DOES HE SLEEP?"
    Um, better yet, how am I gonna sleep after watching this special? Riddle me that, Critic.

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      japansace You're not. That's the point.

    • @FelisTerras
      @FelisTerras 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here, let me help you* wields mallet * Also, kawai avatar there; Yuri is just to die for^^

    • @foxymetroid
      @foxymetroid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think anyone sleeps in what looks like Dingo Pictures's attempt at a cg-i movie. The reason it looks so bad it's simulating the effects of going way too long without sleep. And by "too long", I mean "good thing they have life insurance because they're about to literally drop dead from the lack of sleep".

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fentanyl? Hmm, no, not strong enough.

  • @paynesmith2497
    @paynesmith2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That girl song haunted me for 20 years. I couldn't remember the name of the movie until a few months ago.. my God.. it just as horrifying as it was when I seen it air on broadcast. Horrible but I couldn't look away.. I had to watch this fire.

    • @prestonendresmovies
      @prestonendresmovies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You actually saw this on the air?! That’s Rare

    • @victorlolxd7347
      @victorlolxd7347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It does not Sound too bad

    • @paynesmith2497
      @paynesmith2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I loved the song but it haunted me because I couldn't remember the name of the movie or anything..because I caught mid broadcast 😅 the animation was freaky but I couldn't look away. For 20 years I would hum "look at me look and you'll see the best kid in the world" the internet search wasn't AS great as it is now.. and Noone knew wth I was talking about.

    • @paynesmith2497
      @paynesmith2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm also looking for a book that I only know the cover art to. It was this movie and that book so 1/2 lol

  • @martythetickler
    @martythetickler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Oh, Dear God... That animation.... makes Food Fight look like KUNG FU PANDA...

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It makes Food FIght look like Rango.

    • @jamiekamihachi3135
      @jamiekamihachi3135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Early 90s 3D video graphics looked better.... and had better voice acting than our protagonist.

    • @15oClock
      @15oClock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When I see these terribly animated things, I remember Veggietales started in the early 90s with only a few guys in their basement. Just goes to show what passion and time do to a project.

    • @marioandloveyaplushmasters3374
      @marioandloveyaplushmasters3374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it looks like it was a pre-alpha state made by Video Brinquedo in 1985.

    • @TheSpawnfan
      @TheSpawnfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BrokenWolf1990 makes it look like the original Max Steel

  • @Larantula
    @Larantula 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The only way I could see "SHUT THAT DOOR" actually working, would be in Home Alone 2
    *"KEVIN! YOU SPENT 973 DOLLARS ON ROOM SERVICE!?"*
    "Shut that door!"

  • @sebili0n99
    @sebili0n99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    The meaning of Christmas?
    Love?
    Peace on earth?
    The Celebration of a birth 2000 years ago?
    No, its *SHUT THAT DOOR!*

  • @j0ellyfish
    @j0ellyfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I come back to this every year since 2017.

    • @lunsoit
      @lunsoit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same :D

  • @samyfietsen6765
    @samyfietsen6765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    Fun fact: when doug bought the cd for this the total sales for this movie actualy doubled

    • @Nickstonator
      @Nickstonator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Isn't 0 times 2 still 0?

    • @samyfietsen6765
      @samyfietsen6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Nickstonator no some univeristy bought one to show what not to do in their digital arts class

    • @trainman5675
      @trainman5675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Mr.Nate_YT yea... you dont want to use a extremely basic 3d modeling software that no one has used before. Extremely cheap software to. Lie to investors. Honestly look up the story of the studio behind this

    • @savinotubeproductions8795
      @savinotubeproductions8795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @samyfietsen6765
      @samyfietsen6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nickstonator nah at least 1 person had to have seen it to request it to him

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 7 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    No critic loves Christmas more than the Nostalgia Critic... oh yeah and Halloween as well.

    • @jbearclowater
      @jbearclowater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He might also be quite fond of Arbor day...

    • @Quackervoltz
      @Quackervoltz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hold my fruit punch.

    • @toooydoeur
      @toooydoeur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reese jones yeah I'd day so as well

    • @ToddThiner
      @ToddThiner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I enjoy the gift giving part of Christmas but hate everything else same shit every year overplayed music the holiday movies and stupid Christmas ads

    • @CrazyQuilman157
      @CrazyQuilman157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ex-CUSE me?!

  • @toonboy2015
    @toonboy2015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "SHUT THAT DOOR!"

  • @cheneethompson5756
    @cheneethompson5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love watching this review every Christmastime!
    Makes me laugh all the time!
    9:32, wtf??
    I also laughed really hard when he included that nutty professor clip!
    "Somebody better call an exorcist!"
    Me: LOL!

  • @youinanalternateuniverse
    @youinanalternateuniverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "aww he was looking down at the animation budget"
    dammit it's 11pm and I'm trying not to wake anyone up, but I think I laughed so hard that I woke the neighbors up too.

    • @youinanalternateuniverse
      @youinanalternateuniverse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But seriously I had to pause the video on multiple occasions to prevent myself from laughing out loud.

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey im right there

  • @theonewhoeatslemons1931
    @theonewhoeatslemons1931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "A kid accidentally drops a mailing letter for Santa Claus to his crush, who threw away her teddy bear, and somehow learns to believe in Santa."
    This is the synopsis copied from IMDb, and even whoever wrote this doesn't have a clue what's going on here.

    • @SuperFunnyboy78
      @SuperFunnyboy78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The One Who Eats Lemons Either that, or they turned to everyone else being like "Do we really need to acknowledge that this... THING... even existed in the first place?"

    • @SilverSkitty
      @SilverSkitty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ACCURATE

    • @buffnatsuki7204
      @buffnatsuki7204 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would have wrote "some fycking dude does something dumb prolly idk i didnt watch it lol"

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The One Who Eats Lemons That synopsis is just as incoherent as this movie.

    • @gayflower900
      @gayflower900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “For God’s sake, it’s Rapsittie Street Kids, will anyone care?”

  • @mirasderbissalin6040
    @mirasderbissalin6040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    To be fair, it looks exactly like something Bart Simpson would produce

    • @Tman-zp3mt
      @Tman-zp3mt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Actually I think this was a simpson joke went to far

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Lisa was in charge of the voice casting and nothing else.

    • @willipphittebane5741
      @willipphittebane5741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@goroakechi6126 Lisa forgot to cast one extra, so Millhouse voiced the kid at 8:25

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think this was a money laundering scheme. They put $500k in illegal bills into it to try and get whatever they could out of it.

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This film is pathetic an absolute disgrace it's genuinely insulting
      "Don't have a cow man"

  • @tmamone83
    @tmamone83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So apparently Great-Grandma is supposed to sound like that, and it's not a glitch as previously reported. As Debra Wilson told Polygon last year, "They were like, ‘Great-grandma is disheveled; she can’t get her words together.' So that had to be in the script. That’s not audio. That’s me." And apparently Wilson's idea of "disheveled" is doing her famous impression of Whitney Houston high on drugs, but this time if the late singer had a cocaine-induced stroke.

  • @ghostgirl7089
    @ghostgirl7089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    No joke, I was so excited I told my mom about the lore of Rapsittie Street Kids and said that nostalgia critic was reviewing it, I was so happy

    • @gregoryblack8109
      @gregoryblack8109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ghostgirl 708 right? Ive been hoping he would do it for a few years

    • @329link
      @329link 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...lore?

    • @eldermillennial8330
      @eldermillennial8330 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      329link
      The stuff of corny legends, that kitsch that makes Ed Wood seem the equal of Orson Welles, THAT LORE!!!😱

    • @ghostgirl7089
      @ghostgirl7089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      329link Rapsittie Street Kids was a idea by a man who wanted to make a Christmas movie, he had a large budget and got famous voice actors in it too. He got a Animation Studio, Wolf Tracer Studios, to animate it. They only showed him the sketch of the characters and he was sold, and he invested 500,000 dollars into it. He never looked into how the animation was going and he only saw it when it aired. It aired the one time and that was it. It was then lost for almost 15 years, until the Lost Media Wiki creator, Dycaite, contacted Wolf Tracer Studios for a copy of Rapsittie. Wolf Tracer said that they made 2 digital copies and asked for $250 dollars for the movie. Dycaite thought it suspicious, since you can copy files on a computer no problem, but he bought it anyways.
      He didnt receive a response for him, and Dycaite was scammed.
      Dycaite then claimed on his channel that Wolf Tracer Studios were scammers, and then they gave a response to him.
      They claimed that they didnt have the rights to Rapsittie Street Kids and that They, Wolf Tracer Studios, couldn't release it. After talking back and forth, Wolf Tracer Studios finally forked over the movie, and Dycaite posted it online, not to mention, there was no problem posting it online.
      That's the Lore with this film, or back story, whatever you like to call it :3 Its definitely a interesting one!
      Also, The WB said OK To putting this on TV.

    • @shawnfields266
      @shawnfields266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ghostgirl 708 Yeah, you're right, dude. Very interesting story. Thanks for telling us about the story about this awful movie.

  • @chelleyroberts
    @chelleyroberts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    No joke, an ad for cremation at a local funeral parlor popped up with this video. Eerily fitting.

    • @AntiFaGoat
      @AntiFaGoat 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chelley Roberts Animation is dead!

  • @Jimmy-xe5jd
    @Jimmy-xe5jd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    Which is better:
    “You always win when you are good!”
    Or
    “Shut that door!”

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "Shut that door" - which I just realized spells STD - because it's not insulting. Or did you mean worse?

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I guess which is more stupid.

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You always win when you are good. Which is actually kinda true.

    • @gageperuti5519
      @gageperuti5519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes.

    • @charlespritchard2608
      @charlespritchard2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Z-Switch
      “Shut that door!” simply because Mark Hamill said it.

  • @adriananimates7448
    @adriananimates7448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This makes Food Fight look like a masterpiece

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even it's animation is more developed & at least imitates the formula of a Hollywood movie.
      This doesn't even have a story

  • @KirboYT
    @KirboYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1193

    Merry Christmas and a happy-*SHUT THAT DOOR*

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      S H U T D A T D O O R

    • @JZillah_
      @JZillah_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Happy *SHUT THAT DOOR* TO YOU TOO

    • @dirt2906
      @dirt2906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We wish you a mer- *SHUT THAT DOOR*

    • @DunkleCobro
      @DunkleCobro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *slam noise as door shuts*

    • @mrpie4541
      @mrpie4541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fox: You should look before you- *SHUT THAT DOOR*

  • @mihawk508
    @mihawk508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "I'm recording this dialogue from the Pentagon where they're holding Jesus. And he has plans the government doesn't want you to find out!"

    • @tylerriley5976
      @tylerriley5976 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      therapyweasel smith I was absolutely dying when this part came. I can't breathe anymore.😂😂😂

  • @ghostgirl7089
    @ghostgirl7089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Can we all just take a moment and thank Dycaite for finding the film, if not this review wouldnt exist

    • @pradawithano
      @pradawithano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think you mean curse. Or scold. Or eviscerate.

    • @mylifeisadumpsterfire5194
      @mylifeisadumpsterfire5194 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      A hero indeed

    • @steventylerrocks8382
      @steventylerrocks8382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weird that we're thanking someone for finding what may quite possibly be the worst thing in the world.

    • @ghostgirl7089
      @ghostgirl7089 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Tyler Rocks its the worst, but also kind of the best XD

    • @SilverSurfer166
      @SilverSurfer166 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ghostgirl 708 it finds you