Sounds nice.. what if it’s a dog from the blue team? “Alert bad boy is in the base” “A bad boy is in the base?” “You must punish the dog” “We must punish the dog!”
Aight I got the translations: “I love my team!” “And I love guarding buildings!” “I am also an errand runner.” “I know a spy when I see one..” “NOBODY. TOUCHES. MY. CART.” “I’ll always know when there’s a big threat.” “Then I’ll go in for the kill.” (Just for the interview)
Literally one of my two most desired concept classes for TF2, along with Civilian, lol. Make Spy be unable to disguise as a Guard Dog, but make him still be able to disguise as a Civilian by pressing 0 (Notice how currently there are 9 classes, so to solve that little issue if both were added, Civilian's Spy key would be 0 and Guard Dog's would be non-existant, because you know, it's pretty hard to disguise yourself as a dog, lol.) The Guard dog sounds incredibly useful, honestly.
It isn't like spy puts on a simple paper face mask and convinces people he is as wide as a heavy. I'm pretty sure placing the dog's face on the mask would work fine. Though most people wouldn't fall for the disguise the same reason Scout is easy to pick out. He is simply too slow.
This should definitely be a class! Pros about it: - Speed being close to Scout's - Gatling guns on the back - Delivers supplies to Engineer and other players - Can hold down enemy classes such as spy. - Can alert team-mates - Guards areas such as sentry nests and control points - Is dog Cons about it: - Colorblindness - Low health - Is weak with biting - Cats annoys the player (maybe idk) - Heavys will be disappointed in you stealing their sandwich But to be honest, it'd be very annoying to go into a server with a bunch of Guard Dog bots. *bark spams intensifies*
If it dies it shouldn’t explode in a bloody mess, it’s guns (or whatever is equipped) should fall off, the dog gets sad, and digs into the ground and disappears (because just despawing would look weird and unfinished) it should be different depending on situations but like if it’s moving it should like trip or something and slide (or fall if in mid air) then proceeded with [above]. Idk some neat idea I thought of lol
What was the april fools joke again, i haven't been playing team fortress for over 10 years so i don't know, not being mad, but you should at least include everyone with a reply on your own comment, so everyone knows what you mean🙂
From the thumbnail I thought it would be an alternative to the sentry where the engineer would make a robotic mobile sentry. But honestly I do like the idea of an entirely new class altogether.
-Fast as scout -125 HP -No secondary weapon slots -Higher melee damage -Can take medical and ammo packs and deliver them somewhere else -Primary weapon: Dual Guardians: 2 guns mounted on the side of the Guard Dog, around the same strength as snipers SMG -Primary weapon: Laika’s Landers: Allows guard dog to do weak flamethrower damage with left click, and boost in whatever direction they are facing with right click.
I love the idea of this class having a pack delivery mechanic. It'd mean playing the part of an eager dog bringing engineers and other players supplies, and it'd incentivise Heavies to dump their sandviches on them at round start, as if giving them a treat.
Smaug the Dragon - Bet one of his sentry gun alternatives will have either a lower dmg or slower fire, but gains increase dmg on intel carriers. Boosters would have a choice forward boost or a similarly rocket jump boost. Possibly a third selection of “boost” pushing enemies and projectiles just like pyro. Melee would probably be metal jaws or muffle sets that add unique benefits (like slowing enemies but less dmg so help to have teammates catch an enemy like a sitting duck)
Class type: support Objective: to harass the enemy until team can get to the objective, to help fellow engineers. Downside: less heath, can only have limited amount in each team, one in competitive, two in casual
Smaug the Dragon I know this is an old comment, but in case you’re still wondering, here’s what his weapons were going to officially be: The Hanger (primary): these are the guns on his back. I think they were going to be like the sniper’s SMG, but a little more powerful. The Helper (secondary): this allowed him to haul ammo and health packs. The Hater (melee): these were the rocket boosters on his back. Worked like a normal melee weapon but you could right click for a speed boost
I would imagine RIGHT before the dog dies, instead of ragdolling, they simply disappear with a teleporter effect as if they've teleported back to spawn
That actually kind of makes me wonder if that would be a problem, would choosing the guard dog give you an advantage over other classes simply because of the psychological impulse to not shoot the doggo
It's basically a Scout but with a sentry on his back and the ability to grab pickup-items. It honestly should be a special Gamemode instead of a playable character
@@PLASBEZ I disagree with you, sure it would be fast like a Scout but it wouldn't have the same damage output, it would be a support class and it would not be able to hold its own in a fight very well, I would say the Spy would need a buff so as to not let the guard dog bully him too much but I don't think that it needs to be a new game mode the guard dog would work very seamlessly as a 10th class
"So, I'm the only dog of the pack." "Even then, I'm entrusted with a big job: protect anything important so the rest of my pack can keep fighting." "But let's keep this straight. My senses are sharper than theirs, and I'm just as strong as any other member." "Because of that, my bite is worse than my bark. If I catch you, it's game over pal." "I can usually slink around unnoticed, which is bad news when I got you in my sights." "Heh, even that rocket maniac was no match for me! With these babies, I'm a missile ready to be launched!" "In summary, there's not a single place they can hide to stop me from reaching them. They can't stop me..." _"...and neither can you."_
Guard Dog Class description; Fast support class. Bring much needed supplies to your team! Instead of picking up drops for yourself, you carry them for others to pick up. Use your jetpack to jump wider distances at once! Enemy audio cues, such as walking and voice lines, are twice as loud. Your secondary fire will mark enemies for death!
I think it'd be a fun idea, but I don't think it will be added for these reasons. 1: doggo cute. Why would you want to shoot doggo? 2: doggo cannot russian kick dance (easily.) 3: having an entire class that basically just helps engineers that camp and turtle seems unbalanced.
Okay now I really want to see the Meet the Team group photo image but with all the major fanmade tenth classes (Mercenary, Civilian, Guard Dog, etc.) in it (and maybe Saxton Hale too)
To be honest, It is a video game so not many people will care. Also have you ever played The hunter call of the wild? because that game is all about killing animals.
Mann's Best Friend. Interesting concept, actually. Might be neat to see, but would need heavy balancing. Perhaps it could be the first instance of two classes' features actively working together. Mann's Best Friend could bring supplies to any engineers, and engineers could upgrade the equipment of Mann's Best Friend. Would be neat to see something like this!
"You know the others on both teams don't appreciate what I can bring to the game. They think I'm just a harmless dog, with sentries attached which do all the work. But that's what I want them to think. You think that 'spy' is a master of deception just you wait until you see the enemy team reactions when seeing me with sentries down. But as soon as the sentries come back up there won't be a face for their reactions to be on. Of course there's the one with that mask... Either he just can't see or he's too smart for my deception. And the other dog knows the same tricks. Which wouldn't be a problem if the team would just upgrade my collar, I'm talking cloaking, a dead ringer, dispenser, teleporter- hell, just one of these could make my job a lot easier. But as always, I bring the brains to a team that doesn't even speak my language."
I can definitely see this being an actual class, a bit more on the support side of the spectrum with some light close range assault. Might have the least hitpoints out of every light class but has absurd speed and high DPS and a small hitbox to compensate. Not to mention the support role you could play by carrying health and ammo packs around. This seems like a lower power more support oriented scout and God I wish this was real.
@lightningfletch5598 yeah thats true plus call of duty had this problem and it was a court case if I recall correctly. Maybe the dog can be some sort of mutant like thing. Like the dogs in resident evil 4.
The dog doesn’t die, instead when it’s health goes to 0 it conveniently has it’s teleporter (which is also part of the sentry backpack) take it back to spawn resorting its health too
Traits for the dog: (Gonna be a lot) Low health (think spy or scout level. Maybe even lower since he’ll have a much smaller hurtbox. Maybe 100) Above average speed (as another said slightly slower then scout and only gets one jump so Scout still has the monopoly there) Spy Scent (How this would work is like being near a family member in Texas Chainsaw. When I’m a small radius around a spy the edges of your screen with change into your team color) Base Weapons: Machine gun: These side turrets fire like an smg but has ammo similar to a minigun. Best in mid to short range and is best for closing the distance as your charging an enemy Bitedown: The dog does a small lunge forward while biting. I’d it hits an ammo or health kit it will pick it up and will change colors to the corresponding team. When doing this the dog can’t use it but anyone on the dogs team can use it simply by being within a small radius of the dog. If the dog dies while holding a crate it will remain for a short while before reverting back to its original place and in that time anyone can use it. If the lunge bites a player it will trap them as the dog bites onto their leg. 2 things happen during this. 1: the dog growls loudly, a way to alert nearby players that he’s trapped them. Spies will u cloak or transform and nobody can move in this process. 2: a bar will appear at the bottom and is influenced by mashing movement keys. If the trapped player wins they are freed, if the dog wins, they can temporarily drag the player leaving them vulnerable. The captured player can shoot at others and look around but this may lead to distracting you from the bar. Melee: it’s simple melee but I imagine the dog will have a higher base damage for it since your goal is to get in close as fast as possible Feel free to comment what you think other weapons should be. Like I can see the bitedown being exchanged with like the rocket pounce. I’m exchange for horizontal distance and speed it would make the dog unable to carry any items on his back and if further balancing requires maybe make winning a bitedown more difficult for you
It doesn’t die every time you shoot it the animation makes it pretend the rocket blows up and the dog lands in the red or blue base (what team it’s in)
Challenging work, Being good. Guarantee you will get pets, because at the end of the day, as long as a dog and a person left on the planet, someone is going to give someone pets.
So basically this is another suggestion that makes this class literally just "here engi, camp here. The dog will do everything, just keep whacking the sentry."
New class. But instead of a health bar, it has a shield generator that when it runs out, the pup runs away back to the spawn location where the shield recharges and you “respawn”
@@mr_girr3488 i mean... Dog gib...? And some dog owners might get triggered on seeing a dog getting obliterated Even if they just poof him to dissapear
@@squishy_boi2524 Not only that but now here me out here ... *whispers* Furrys. *cringe* Do you want more OwOs in chat cause this is how you get more OwOs in chat!
People say most players wouldn't bring themselves to kill the dog. After gunning down several hordes of dogs trying to kill me in various other games, this problem doesn't apply to me.
Miss Pauling contract voice lines Alright boy, I've got a job for you. Guard Dog, they're after the intelligence They've got the intelligence boy. Fetch. You complete this, and I've got doggy treats with your name on them. Aw, who's a good boy? Also, I have a job for you.
@@metallord6960 rare voice line: hey, buddy! me and scout are put here getting dog treats at a store for you. anyways, I got a contract for you! (scout: why does dog food have different flavors, you're not gonna ever taste them) anyways, bye! -miss Pauling (and scout)
We now need the class "dog" in game. It needs to be a thing now. Here's the dogs skills >75% Health of Scout >Can run where others are forced to crouch >Crouch: allows dog to sneak by players completely silent >20% Faster than Scout >Primary: two mini mobile sentries, or one flamethrower. >Secondaries: Rocket boost: minor speed or jump boost Backpack: can be given to other players as a 50% health/ammo pack >Melee: Bite: slows enemy down by 5% for 2-6 seconds or indefinatly, if player doesn't let go of attack button, gives enemy "bleeding" for 5 seconds, takes 20% of enemies health. >when carrying Intel, Dog can NOT use melee (dog carries intel in mouth) >Dog cannot be stock ubercharged >Dog can NOT be randomly crit >Dog can NOT randomly crit >Medic can NOT keep up with Dog >Other players can use the Whistle taunt to cause a pop up on the Dog's H.u.D.
What if the all enemies were marked for death and all friendliest were outlined constantly because of the dogs smell but if it got hit with mad milk it would be stunned/disoriented for 15 seconds
This could be a good class, maybe primary could be the gatlings, secondary the propelling thingy's, and the third could be the teeth or such. Also, you could see enemy players (and spies) faintly through walls? Maybe you could alert other players with the secondary if you're stunning a spy?
Other weapons Metal jaw: double damage but less speed. cannons: shoot rockets but less ammo and you can do rocket jumps. Toro tackle: you can tackle enemies but recharges more slower. Battle bottle: you can heal allies but you cant do damage
Counter argument doggo has different sub classes that match the mercenaries ie sentry and homewrecker bite for engi, Medi gun (without Uber) and bleed bite for medic, cloak and bark stab (bite back stab) for spy, rocket launcher with rocket jumps and mini American flag (very important) for soldier, double micro guns (mini mini guns) and alt bite to eat dog biscuit (alt bite near a heavy to steal sandvich), mortars and puplander sword for demo, scatter guns and he got the zoomies for scout (yes he can fetch sandman baseballs idc why he just can), side mounted flip scope sniper and he can piss on you for sniper, flamethrowers but no air blast and either bark to extinguish or piss because toilet humor, and finally for fun SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAALE pooch would bite through your abdomen like a chest bursted and be able to fasroda (fuck spelling) you across the map with a bark. And for all those wondering yes this was for fun no I don’t care if you hate it and yes please tell me your ideas and finally have a fucking fantastic day or else I will come to your house and feed your eyeballs to a goat adios.
its all fun and games till all the furries drop their cat's pajamas cute suit head prize etc. pyro for the dog and people start going out of their way to kill them more than a vaccinator medic
One problem some people are having is no-one wanting to kill a dog, so instead i suggest a fear meter instead of health, bullets visually never hit the dog, and it jumps away from explosions instead of being flung, if it gets to scared, the respawn time is it running back to back in fear.
Josef Aksoy well, if this were real, you would have to live with have to shoot the enemies’ dog, and _I do _*_not_*_ feel comfortable shooting a dog, armed or not_
Cool ScreamFort idea: The guns become heads, making him some kinda robo-cerberus, then the heads have either: A: lazers instead of guns in the eyes and tongues B: the just guns in the eyes and tongues
0:29 "guard duty. No fun duty." 0:36 "but I prefer duty over fun, anyway." 0:42 "some consider me a... Helper" 0:51 "but it's clear that I'm not." 1:07 "because at the end of the day..." 1:13 "they all see..." 1:20 "I'm a bad. Dog."
![Meet the Jarate [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/M3OAx8EFtz8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Meet the Gunslinger [SFM]](/img/n.gif)
He’s the only character that can take heavy’s sandvich with him being ok with it
Yes
Or touch Sasha
So true.
I mean it's not like he has a choice
lol
" Alert Good Boy is in the base"
"There's a good boy in the base?"
"You must pet the dog"
" We must pet the dog"
Sounds like indogtrination
Sounds nice.. what if it’s a dog from the blue team?
“Alert bad boy is in the base”
“A bad boy is in the base?”
“You must punish the dog”
“We must punish the dog!”
@@DiceWhite04 no it's still the same.
Heavy : INCOMING!!! **pat pat**
Micquel Juhann Sef Malikay it’s still good boi but he just pee'd on the carpet
Lightly tell him “don’t do that”
Aight I got the translations:
“I love my team!”
“And I love guarding buildings!”
“I am also an errand runner.”
“I know a spy when I see one..”
“NOBODY. TOUCHES. MY. CART.”
“I’ll always know when there’s a big threat.”
“Then I’ll go in for the kill.”
(Just for the interview)
Amazing
Good translating
nice job translating!
that seems like that would actually be what he's saying!
(Pit) Nice 👌
Like the Engineer said:
“Much obliged partner”
Literally one of my two most desired concept classes for TF2, along with Civilian, lol. Make Spy be unable to disguise as a Guard Dog, but make him still be able to disguise as a Civilian by pressing 0 (Notice how currently there are 9 classes, so to solve that little issue if both were added, Civilian's Spy key would be 0 and Guard Dog's would be non-existant, because you know, it's pretty hard to disguise yourself as a dog, lol.) The Guard dog sounds incredibly useful, honestly.
Well spy is a furry so I think he wouldn't mind disguising as a dog
@@ieuanhunt552 but how?
The only spy that can disguise as a dog is allied spy from red alert 2 😂
It isn't like spy puts on a simple paper face mask and convinces people he is as wide as a heavy.
I'm pretty sure placing the dog's face on the mask would work fine. Though most people wouldn't fall for the disguise the same reason Scout is easy to pick out. He is simply too slow.
Would broke spy since hitbox
“He protec”
“He attac”
“But most importantly...
he steals heavys snac”
lol
Poor heavy
like dog mw2,3,4, andworld war 2 or world at war
And that’s a fac
@@altbaked_7986 and mw warzone takedown
-A guard dog? Nice, but what can it do?
-This guard dog has SENTRY GUNS attached to it!!!!
-I’ll take your entire STOCK!!!!
Well,that was a bizzare afternoon.
Junkyard King
Bizarre indeed, my friend.
70th like! Wait...
Doesn't it also have rocket jets and an ammo carrier!?!?!
Henry French
I guess
Name him John tron
It’s amazing how well the guard dog fits in with the rest of the team on the poster!
Yeah it does fit well.
Almost too well
Ikr
It's perfect
it's Mann's best friend aferall :)
This should definitely be a class!
Pros about it:
- Speed being close to Scout's
- Gatling guns on the back
- Delivers supplies to Engineer and other players
- Can hold down enemy classes such as spy.
- Can alert team-mates
- Guards areas such as sentry nests and control points
- Is dog
Cons about it:
- Colorblindness
- Low health
- Is weak with biting
- Cats annoys the player (maybe idk)
- Heavys will be disappointed in you stealing their sandwich
But to be honest, it'd be very annoying to go into a server with a bunch of Guard Dog bots.
*bark spams intensifies*
If it dies it shouldn’t explode in a bloody mess, it’s guns (or whatever is equipped) should fall off, the dog gets sad, and digs into the ground and disappears (because just despawing would look weird and unfinished) it should be different depending on situations but like if it’s moving it should like trip or something and slide (or fall if in mid air) then proceeded with [above]. Idk some neat idea I thought of lol
@@Kadengamer1000 or its armor explodes and the dog rockets the hell out of there
@@dibs6462 yes, he flys into the sunset
@@Kadengamer1000 what about demoman's eyelander? demo needs heads
@@amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865 instead of a head, chew toy
My dearest congratulations for being factually accurate to the April Fool's joke that was released almost 10 years ago.
Dog: I has right to shoots u.
Hooman: I hasnts rights too shot u.
Dog: *Smiles*
@@crackermix7793 Thats how mafia works.
@@pinker4922 That's how dogs work.
Remember: Jarate was an april fool's joke as well 10 years ago.
What was the april fools joke again, i haven't been playing team fortress for over 10 years so i don't know, not being mad, but you should at least include everyone with a reply on your own comment, so everyone knows what you mean🙂
- Jetpack cat? (Overwatch)
- No! We have Guard dog, maggot! (TF2)
who also has a jetpack tho
@@fldsfmfr8277 but tf2 is better so
@@ShiroNyankotv what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land
Shiro Tagashi what have you done
Well guess what we got hover board goat (plants vs zombies 2)
Imagine just playing casual and suddenly you see Spy on all fours barking at people disguised as a dog
NO!
@@thedbdentity2102YES!
@@BeutepanzerMEDIC!!
@@OgBeastyBoy41905NEED A DISPENSAH HERE!!!
SPY!
Having the Guard Dog as an alternate to the Sentry for the Engineer would be amazing.
Or being playable, that works better honestly.
@metalsonic7988Ok… he actually has three weapons, main is a sentries secondary is a rocket jump (the booster) and close combat is “B I T E”
@metalsonic7988 a little bite🥰👹🥰
@metalsonic7988 nah, this dog will be such an op… well… lowered health
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woof
aaaaauuuuuu🐶🐕
big woof
Rub the floof
Fork
I want to protect it with my life
same if it was an eevee
Order 66
same here
yeah same
need him
Order on 1 ref per tf2 user is payed in oktober FIRST
Dude, how could you forget one of his most important abilities?
Being Jarate Dispensers for Snipers?
a yellow dispenser beam that slowly fills it up
Soldier is red
Medic is blu
You are disgusting
Thats why i hate you...
@@catgaming9369 the devs thought of that one
*dog drinks pee
*dog dies
I just got the joke.
I like to imagine that spy would start crawling around on all fours like a moron when disguised as the dog
lol i never thought about that
Lol
And his teammates will think that he'd gone crazy
That guard dog is a spy!
Alternate Title:
*MEET THE GOOD BOY*
I agree
The good mann*
You mean meet the BEST boy
No it's meet Mann's best friend.
agree
Imagine these running around, wearing gibuses in achievement servers
Zombiehead It would be hell but heaven at the same time
Doggo with beard
Zombiehead I fell no mad but that... thing... it scares me
That would actually be pretty cute!
Put one on me I'm sorta like a dog
I love how the heavy can't even complain the dog took his sandvich. Like, don't physically or mentally hurt that doggo.
My thoughts exactly xD
Or any
What da dog doin?
@@charryleneante8117 he stole the heavies sandvich and got away with it. FYI the heavy is normaly very protective of his sandviches......
i mean he's a good boy
From the thumbnail I thought it would be an alternative to the sentry where the engineer would make a robotic mobile sentry.
But honestly I do like the idea of an entirely new class altogether.
-Fast as scout
-125 HP
-No secondary weapon slots
-Higher melee damage
-Can take medical and ammo packs and deliver them somewhere else
-Primary weapon: Dual Guardians: 2 guns mounted on the side of the Guard Dog, around the same strength as snipers SMG
-Primary weapon: Laika’s Landers: Allows guard dog to do weak flamethrower damage with left click, and boost in whatever direction they are facing with right click.
Chickens in CS:GO
Cosmic Memer well, would you want to kill a good boy, or a tasty snack
Depends if said good boy is trying to kick my ass or not :)
I imagined him to be an unlockable weapon for the engineer class.
@ they can just make an animation of running back in ressuply or teleporting there.
But the problem here is that if he dies my heart turns into dust, hes so adorable man!
Yes!
Then again, engie and medic could install an "Auto Uber" into him.
He can't get sapped
you add a dog and peta and animal lovers will start crying when you brutally blow the dog into bits
@@zeniththecat3121 Ye your right
**Throws money at the screen so hard it breaks the sound barrier**
MAKE.THIS.A.THING.
I AGREE
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It is : D
I don't think you would have a screen any more
Make it
I love the idea of this class having a pack delivery mechanic. It'd mean playing the part of an eager dog bringing engineers and other players supplies, and it'd incentivise Heavies to dump their sandviches on them at round start, as if giving them a treat.
Guard Dog
Primary: Sentry Guns
Secondary: Boosters
Meele: Bite
Smaug the Dragon tuant: goodest boi
Smaug the Dragon - Bet one of his sentry gun alternatives will have either a lower dmg or slower fire, but gains increase dmg on intel carriers. Boosters would have a choice forward boost or a similarly rocket jump boost. Possibly a third selection of “boost” pushing enemies and projectiles just like pyro. Melee would probably be metal jaws or muffle sets that add unique benefits (like slowing enemies but less dmg so help to have teammates catch an enemy like a sitting duck)
Class type: support
Objective: to harass the enemy until team can get to the objective, to help fellow engineers.
Downside: less heath, can only have limited amount in each team, one in competitive, two in casual
Smaug the Dragon I know this is an old comment, but in case you’re still wondering, here’s what his weapons were going to officially be:
The Hanger (primary): these are the guns on his back. I think they were going to be like the sniper’s SMG, but a little more powerful.
The Helper (secondary): this allowed him to haul ammo and health packs.
The Hater (melee): these were the rocket boosters on his back. Worked like a normal melee weapon but you could right click for a speed boost
We Need To Upgrade Guard Dog's Exo Suit!
I love how none of them even think of hurting him
Professionals do have standards
they cant or else they will be certified monsters
red team is smort
They know that peta is watching them anywhere and anytime
@@unknown_raven975 I believe you mean John Wick
Sniper: professionals have standards
Blu team not shooting dog is a good sign
this would be too op because nobody on the other team would bring themselves to kill a dog
I would imagine RIGHT before the dog dies, instead of ragdolling, they simply disappear with a teleporter effect as if they've teleported back to spawn
That's where you are wrong
That actually kind of makes me wonder if that would be a problem, would choosing the guard dog give you an advantage over other classes simply because of the psychological impulse to not shoot the doggo
It's basically a Scout but with a sentry on his back and the ability to grab pickup-items.
It honestly should be a special Gamemode instead of a playable character
@@PLASBEZ I disagree with you, sure it would be fast like a Scout but it wouldn't have the same damage output, it would be a support class and it would not be able to hold its own in a fight very well, I would say the Spy would need a buff so as to not let the guard dog bully him too much but I don't think that it needs to be a new game mode the guard dog would work very seamlessly as a 10th class
The ultimate class. No one will be able to kill him. He’s too good.
Its a furry
@@ericmorris3948OK boomer
@ericmorris3948 bro it is a actual animal
Guard Dog: *barks*
Human Language Translation: "I'm a pretty big deal"
If you were from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead!
@@anoon- WOOOH
if you grew up where i was from, youd be borkin dead
I mean, do ya even know who ya talkin to
He's is a actual force of nature
The legendary 10th class in tf2
Also
All spy main: *heavy breathing*
I will kill myself crabs gonna die (fucking dogs are disgusting to me >:[ )
@@ervanitaanwar5402 What is wrong with you? You absolute piece of dog shit.
It’d be funny as hell if Mr.Paladin commented about heavy breathing here
Valve, make this buddy a thing. Please.
@@robin-bx9hv respect him people can even think that a dog is disgusting or a cockroach be cute
The dialogue in this was top notch!
I agree.
The voice actor for the dog was tremendous!
one phrase means a thousand words
bork
BORK! (SPY!)
BORK YIP BRORKER! (NEED A DESPENSER!)
HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW~! (BATTLECRY)
I think it'll work.
I really really really like this dialogue
As a doggo I absolutely love this. Does anyone else wish this was the tenth class?
“Dog too op please nerf”
*but you can never nerf the dog*
its nerf or nothing
put him down
@@irrelevanttroll3312 *N* *O*
@@irrelevanttroll3312 nope
Well we don't know the health and also what is the hit box and how is anyone going to have the guts to kill a dog
Some people don’t hesitate to shoot a dog.
(Peta)
oof
Some dogs don't hesitate to shoot a person
(Mann Co)
heyj64 thats some mother russia logic
Call of Duty with Dogs: Hold my beer
Hikohiro Araki: That's funny. *I've killed more dogs then the exact number of pieces of bread in your lifetime.*
"So, I'm the only dog of the pack."
"Even then, I'm entrusted with a big job: protect anything important so the rest of my pack can keep fighting."
"But let's keep this straight. My senses are sharper than theirs, and I'm just as strong as any other member."
"Because of that, my bite is worse than my bark. If I catch you, it's game over pal."
"I can usually slink around unnoticed, which is bad news when I got you in my sights."
"Heh, even that rocket maniac was no match for me! With these babies, I'm a missile ready to be launched!"
"In summary, there's not a single place they can hide to stop me from reaching them. They can't stop me..."
_"...and neither can you."_
Is this the subtitle?
@@memetime4647 What I depict it as.
Edit: Every beginning and end of the quote is the barking in-between the clips
Oh ok then
This would be perfect for him
how did you know what dog is saying are you dog
Love how you make him talk between the scenes like the other Meet the video but he just say ‘’Woof!’’ instead of actually talking
I like when the dog steals Heavy’s sandwich, Heavy dosen’t look too mad, like “I can’t be mad at that”
Heavy is tough around enemies and his team
But is soft with dogs
@@docbrown9521 #GOODBOI
but the dog pissed on sasha, #whotouchedmygun
@a random person that lives in Chernobyl 1:41
I think heavy knows that if he harms the dog for taking a sandvich or touching the machine gun he would be a bad person for hurting a dog
Guard Dog Class description;
Fast support class.
Bring much needed supplies to your team! Instead of picking up drops for yourself, you carry them for others to pick up.
Use your jetpack to jump wider distances at once!
Enemy audio cues, such as walking and voice lines, are twice as loud.
Your secondary fire will mark enemies for death!
When picking up supplies, move 15% slower and deal 25% less damage. Or be unable to fire but gain 10% extra speed
Wouldn't it just cover them in dog Jarate?
(I know it does the same thing, it just would make more sense imo)
Oh. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Oi, don't forget the best mechanic: Guard Dogs can instantly refill a Friendly Sniper's Jarate. Before you ask, you know how.
I think it'd be a fun idea, but I don't think it will be added for these reasons.
1: doggo cute. Why would you want to shoot doggo?
2: doggo cannot russian kick dance (easily.)
3: having an entire class that basically just helps engineers that camp and turtle seems unbalanced.
He better have a partner taunt where he sits down wagging his tail until someone taunts in front of him and pets him
thats just their high five
Or tosses him a treat
Peakoak bokita el mas grande 😎
I already said that looks like we have the same idea
Okay now I really want to see the Meet the Team group photo image but with all the major fanmade tenth classes (Mercenary, Civilian, Guard Dog, etc.) in it (and maybe Saxton Hale too)
If this was an actual character it would be stupid overpowered cause nobody would ever want to try attacking it.
To be honest, It is a video game so not many people will care. Also have you ever played The hunter call of the wild? because that game is all about killing animals.
friendlies would flock all over the guard dog and so would the furries
and then peta would realease a shitty parody of tf2
@@KittycatKye r/woosh
@@truji2582 They'd force them to add a cannibal character to "Accompany" the dog
I want his “death” to just be him running back to spawn as his form of respawning
If you respawn while he’s respawning, you could see the doggo hangin out by the resupply closet.
Im Sad 'Causr in a map if Halloween Is a Tombstone than Says
R.I.P
The Tenth Class
F For The Dog And Rick May
How about the doggo teleports back to spawn with injuries when "killed"
@@tambassadorifsomewhat192 Nah,That It Will be sad
How about him getting euthanized
looks like the enemy team had it ruff
time for your eternal nap
*WHAT* *THE* *FRICK* *DID* *YOU* *JUST* *BRING* *UPON* *THIS* *CURSED* *LAND*
👉 🚪 Door's right there. Now go.
.__________.
I wouldn't worry about Anomidae, everyone knows he's all BARK and no bite.
I'm so sorry.
Mann's Best Friend.
Interesting concept, actually.
Might be neat to see, but would need heavy balancing.
Perhaps it could be the first instance of two classes' features actively working together. Mann's Best Friend could bring supplies to any engineers, and engineers could upgrade the equipment of Mann's Best Friend. Would be neat to see something like this!
Mann's best friend would be a great name for a weapon or a cosmetic
"You know the others on both teams don't appreciate what I can bring to the game. They think I'm just a harmless dog, with sentries attached which do all the work. But that's what I want them to think. You think that 'spy' is a master of deception just you wait until you see the enemy team reactions when seeing me with sentries down. But as soon as the sentries come back up there won't be a face for their reactions to be on. Of course there's the one with that mask... Either he just can't see or he's too smart for my deception. And the other dog knows the same tricks. Which wouldn't be a problem if the team would just upgrade my collar, I'm talking cloaking, a dead ringer, dispenser, teleporter- hell, just one of these could make my job a lot easier. But as always, I bring the brains to a team that doesn't even speak my language."
Best translation.
Meet the red dog 🐕. Now if only he be like the engineer with a guitar playing more gun and saying this comment.
i like this
Good boy? No.
Best boy? Yes!
If this were the mythical 10th class, I'd die a happy man
Not unless peta has something to say about sending a dog to die by a gun heheheheheehe.
The 10th Class is canonically dead.
@@nickolascrousillat4265 peta has lost whatever little respect people had for them when they pulled that stunt with insulting Steve Irwin.
“Woof”
Translation:
“And that my friends, is how you paint your teeth red.”
Damn, what a one liner
Intruder alert! A red good boi is in the base
I can definitely see this being an actual class, a bit more on the support side of the spectrum with some light close range assault. Might have the least hitpoints out of every light class but has absurd speed and high DPS and a small hitbox to compensate. Not to mention the support role you could play by carrying health and ammo packs around. This seems like a lower power more support oriented scout and God I wish this was real.
He shoot
He attac
But most importantly
He steals heavies snacc
Edit: Look Ma I’m Popular
A very nice poem 10/10
Oh, this is bad!
How?
@@springingsometraps9036 heavy voice line
Ooooooh..that makes sense
That voice actor is amazing.
You can feel how he puts all his hearth and soul Into his performance.
Class A job.
Who is that guy anyway?
Percival The Mad Crusader Hong Kong Phooey
A D A M S A N D L E R
Percival The Mad Crusader who?
Percival The Mad Crusader a dog
Elon Musk
TF2 sentry turrets: "Whos a good boy!"
Portal 2 Sentry Turrets: "There you are"
portal turrets are cat people
What about hl2 turrets
@@Peashooterrealtrust K I L L
Fun fact: The Guard Dog was actually planned to be added to the game as another class, but Valve decided against it.
Actually that's false, It was a april fools page. Plus it would be too op.
@@DragonEggs-f33-z how so I would imagine it would be incorporated pretty well as a support class.
@@TTastic-pb5ntYeah. But I don’t know how many players would be able to handle the emotional trauma of shooting a dog.
@lightningfletch5598 yeah thats true plus call of duty had this problem and it was a court case if I recall correctly. Maybe the dog can be some sort of mutant like thing. Like the dogs in resident evil 4.
I need the Guard Dog as a Playable Character
Jack-A-lopeysppl One issue there if he did become one you’d have entire teams moving to always protect him instead of the points or intel lol.
Jack here’s the thing. It’s a dog! If you killed the dog you’d be ground upon within the tf2 community
a number two numbers I thin’ he would just put his front left and right paw forward then his front right paw and left paw forward
We need the Guard Dog as a Playable Character
A new class would B R E A K the game if not balanced properly.
I honestly would become a TF2 streamer if you could play as a guard dog.
The dog doesn’t die, instead when it’s health goes to 0 it conveniently has it’s teleporter (which is also part of the sentry backpack) take it back to spawn resorting its health too
Good idea mate
YES
to op. Only if hey add a long cool down that can't be reloaded by any source of ammo
No mate, it’s a way for the dog to die without dying
I have an better idea, The Animal activists take the dog, and send him in the base
Traits for the dog:
(Gonna be a lot)
Low health (think spy or scout level. Maybe even lower since he’ll have a much smaller hurtbox. Maybe 100)
Above average speed (as another said slightly slower then scout and only gets one jump so Scout still has the monopoly there)
Spy Scent (How this would work is like being near a family member in Texas Chainsaw. When I’m a small radius around a spy the edges of your screen with change into your team color)
Base Weapons:
Machine gun: These side turrets fire like an smg but has ammo similar to a minigun. Best in mid to short range and is best for closing the distance as your charging an enemy
Bitedown: The dog does a small lunge forward while biting. I’d it hits an ammo or health kit it will pick it up and will change colors to the corresponding team. When doing this the dog can’t use it but anyone on the dogs team can use it simply by being within a small radius of the dog. If the dog dies while holding a crate it will remain for a short while before reverting back to its original place and in that time anyone can use it. If the lunge bites a player it will trap them as the dog bites onto their leg. 2 things happen during this. 1: the dog growls loudly, a way to alert nearby players that he’s trapped them. Spies will u cloak or transform and nobody can move in this process. 2: a bar will appear at the bottom and is influenced by mashing movement keys. If the trapped player wins they are freed, if the dog wins, they can temporarily drag the player leaving them vulnerable. The captured player can shoot at others and look around but this may lead to distracting you from the bar.
Melee: it’s simple melee but I imagine the dog will have a higher base damage for it since your goal is to get in close as fast as possible
Feel free to comment what you think other weapons should be. Like I can see the bitedown being exchanged with like the rocket pounce. I’m exchange for horizontal distance and speed it would make the dog unable to carry any items on his back and if further balancing requires maybe make winning a bitedown more difficult for you
That dog stole heavy’s sandvich heavy was not angry
He smiled
I would actually like to have this in matches. Imagine Heavy having a taunt where he gives his sandvich to the dog.
Health is returning to Dog
cons: dalokohs bar kills dog
pro: Buffalo steak sandvich restores more hp
@@ashleycd6487 yes
There’s an official comic where he feeds sandviches to some guard dogs to tame them so he can see the administrator.
Me: *kills the guard dog *
The whole server: * accuses me of being a animal abuser and vote kicks me out of the server*
Me: *gets kicked *
LeEpicMan could maybe be John wick if he was playing with a friend and was elimination then u better run
But the dog can respawn and kick ass, it's all fair game.
Good, u fuckin animal abuser.
@@Crrrow Oof salty
It doesn’t die every time you shoot it the animation makes it pretend the rocket blows up and the dog lands in the red or blue base (what team it’s in)
This is the tenth class that we need
"Dog is a good job mate!"
Bork
Challenging work, Being good.
Guarantee you will get pets, because at the end of the day, as long as a dog and a person left on the planet, someone is going to give someone pets.
Dad, no, it's not a fursona, it's a dog. Wha- the difference being ones a pet the other a mental sickness
@@elementmanexe8389 My parents do NOT care for it.
@@nodeloliver6201 I think his mate saw me * 🔫 going off * ya ya ya
Dog:*Barks me all day*
Me:*Barks back*
Dog:"This is beyond Science."
Dog:"You no Engulish anymore?"
Looks like you are having a nice chat
Rafael Amorim DDM my boy
@@overlordfuzzy6066 "Cuz why not?"
You: "wait how you speak?"
Dog: "neverm- i mean *woof*"
Well, Spy is gonna have a problem cause the dog can smell him while cloaked.
What if one of his abilitys is that he can sense the outline of enemies that were covered in jarate for another 5 seconds after it runs out?
Or the dog can sense spy in short distance and the teammate should know by dog's barking noise
@@awildshinylatias7597 Man I hate it when I get covered in karate, too much fighting all on me at once.
It only joke, no need to be mad
Oh I get it. He's french
So basically this is another suggestion that makes this class literally just "here engi, camp here. The dog will do everything, just keep whacking the sentry."
New class. But instead of a health bar, it has a shield generator that when it runs out, the pup runs away back to the spawn location where the shield recharges and you “respawn”
Attention sniper in the tower
Sniper: I can’t kill the good boy because professionals have standards
Sniper:Professional has standards
Throw jarrate into a French guy
@@jackychen660 He has the best standards.
@@jackychen660 And you *don't* do that?
*Beats dog with golf trophy*
This is actually amazing. He fits in perfectly. I'd be stoked to see him as a new class.
He was teased some seven years ago, but the idea was scrapped
@@mr_girr3488 i mean...
Dog gib...?
And some dog owners might get triggered on seeing a dog getting obliterated
Even if they just poof him to dissapear
@@squishy_boi2524 Not only that but now here me out here ... *whispers* Furrys. *cringe* Do you want more OwOs in chat cause this is how you get more OwOs in chat!
You know everyone is playing him
Or maybe a weapon for the engineer that just calls him in
It took me a while to understand the random Barking in between scenes was an interview.
Ngl didn’t notice lol
People say most players wouldn't bring themselves to kill the dog. After gunning down several hordes of dogs trying to kill me in various other games, this problem doesn't apply to me.
Dog: börk
Every single cat pyro furry in existence: *screams in mumbles*
Lol tru
WHY DO PYROS HAVE THE UWU OR FURRY SHIT IN THEYR USERNAME AND COSMETICS I DONT GET IT
@@bautistasalomon4319 because femoboys
@@Prismate :з
x
d
Miss Pauling : "They are the Teufort Nine!"
Guard Dog : "Woof!"
Miss Pauling : "...And a half!"
And a half??? Make that 10
More like the Teufort K-Nine!
@@GoheezyEz Bro that got me
Miss Pauling contract voice lines
Alright boy, I've got a job for you.
Guard Dog, they're after the intelligence
They've got the intelligence boy. Fetch.
You complete this, and I've got doggy treats with your name on them.
Aw, who's a good boy? Also, I have a job for you.
@@metallord6960 rare voice line:
hey, buddy! me and scout are put here getting dog treats at a store for you. anyways, I got a contract for you! (scout: why does dog food have different flavors, you're not gonna ever taste them) anyways, bye!
-miss Pauling
(and scout)
Me: kills dog
*john wick has joined the server*
shoots at him*
U dam ded, mate
LoL, good one 😂
@@alyssaide6426 he can dodge and Also you should brought more gun son
*Pick A Pencil*
John Wick:So You Chosed Death
All The Server: *Insert The Youre Fucked Song*
I love how they took the time to consider interviewing a dog
I've always imagined that his "death" would be him just getting his guns broken and teleporting away or something
Gletch makes sense
Yes
it'd be a high pitch whine followed by the sound of meat chunks hitting the ground.
XX XX NO
@@idiom2805 very cursed
Just imagine a server full of those dogs just borking and borfing away.
It'd be beautiful.
SuperNormalMan And then they do a conga line....
@@Kyle00047 dear God.......
Lazypurple silly servers
They are fun indeed
SuperNormalMan I mean people spam Medic for the lols so itd be the same but louder lmao.
Great, you totally missed the opportunity to make the icon a bone.
Too similar to engineer’s.
Wait engineer probably made the sentries on his back.
Never mind that’s genius.
ugh
Yeah who cares mate
Actual people. Try having some in your family. You really think you're smart, don't you?
@@sevaunstinks ?
this is how i like it...
finaly the animal section gets the option to assert dominance over man. very splendid :3
We now need the class "dog" in game. It needs to be a thing now.
Here's the dogs skills
>75% Health of Scout
>Can run where others are forced to crouch
>Crouch: allows dog to sneak by players completely silent
>20% Faster than Scout
>Primary: two mini mobile sentries, or one flamethrower.
>Secondaries:
Rocket boost: minor speed or jump boost
Backpack: can be given to other players as a 50% health/ammo pack
>Melee:
Bite: slows enemy down by 5% for 2-6 seconds or indefinatly, if player doesn't let go of attack button, gives enemy "bleeding" for 5 seconds, takes 20% of enemies health.
>when carrying Intel, Dog can NOT use melee (dog carries intel in mouth)
>Dog cannot be stock ubercharged
>Dog can NOT be randomly crit
>Dog can NOT randomly crit
>Medic can NOT keep up with Dog
>Other players can use the Whistle taunt to cause a pop up on the Dog's H.u.D.
I love your ideas
Me too
You forgot:
NO RANDOM CRITICAL HITS!
@@studionotfound7414 oh yeah. Lemme fix that
What if the all enemies were marked for death and all friendliest were outlined constantly because of the dogs smell but if it got hit with mad milk it would be stunned/disoriented for 15 seconds
All the dislikes are from the BLU team and BLU guard dog.
1:48 Not even the Heavy could stay angry at the doggo.
it's his special ability - good boy
*offense item yes*
He seemed to be too surprised to be angry, like he was thinking “Huh, so that happened.”
i expected him to say "alright then" then walk back for resupply.
His head: oh nooooo
well done! it's even the same style as the meet the team videos
The Saxxy Award for 2019 goes to Meet the
Guard Dog
no
@@faceybrian404 yes
@@faceybrian404 yes
@@faceybrian404 YES
@@faceybrian404 YES!!!
"When a dog starts running at you on a battlefield, do you kill it?"
Very much so, then I do the conga.
No, I throw my piss and shoot my shit at it. (What the fuck valve?)
not if it's my dog wtf
If it will run at me with purpose to kill.
No PETA is gonna get angry
Big Boye
Stats: 250 HP 133% Speed
Weapons:
Sentry Guns
Jetpack
*bork*
Hidden effect: nobody can hurt him he is a good boye
he could've a low health but be fast so it's harder to hit him
Dudo 250 hp is huge only 75
Nofiny actully heavy has huger health
I say 75 health but each kill it can get it 35 more health like the spy kuhina knife.
Then why he needs 250 HP if he's immortal?
This could be a good class, maybe primary could be the gatlings, secondary the propelling thingy's, and the third could be the teeth or such. Also, you could see enemy players (and spies) faintly through walls? Maybe you could alert other players with the secondary if you're stunning a spy?
Doggo weapons
Primary: Two sentrys
Secondary: rocket boost
Melee: Bite
Other weapons
Metal jaw: double damage but less speed.
cannons: shoot rockets but less ammo and you can do rocket jumps.
Toro tackle: you can tackle enemies but recharges more slower.
Battle bottle: you can heal allies but you cant do damage
The secondary would be the claw to pick up ammo and the jetpack bite would be melee
Counter argument doggo has different sub classes that match the mercenaries ie sentry and homewrecker bite for engi, Medi gun (without Uber) and bleed bite for medic, cloak and bark stab (bite back stab) for spy, rocket launcher with rocket jumps and mini American flag (very important) for soldier, double micro guns (mini mini guns) and alt bite to eat dog biscuit (alt bite near a heavy to steal sandvich), mortars and puplander sword for demo, scatter guns and he got the zoomies for scout (yes he can fetch sandman baseballs idc why he just can), side mounted flip scope sniper and he can piss on you for sniper, flamethrowers but no air blast and either bark to extinguish or piss because toilet humor, and finally for fun SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAALE pooch would bite through your abdomen like a chest bursted and be able to fasroda (fuck spelling) you across the map with a bark. And for all those wondering yes this was for fun no I don’t care if you hate it and yes please tell me your ideas and finally have a fucking fantastic day or else I will come to your house and feed your eyeballs to a goat adios.
I can picture a sub class for him called the “good boy” essentially sticking with classes and fetching them ammo
when it drops
“holy shit there’s so many dogs wtf”
its all fun and games till all the furries drop their cat's pajamas cute suit head prize etc. pyro for the dog and people start going out of their way to kill them more than a vaccinator medic
Wait what's updog
@@biterra_gaming249 nothing much dude
@@biterra_gaming249 flying dog
@@sulc4092 flying dog
Oh my god yes. 2019 should have had this in the game by now.
If this is the tenth class, the whole damn WORLD is going to pay Valve for this.
i hope it isnt, because if valve puts a dog in tf2 i am gonna be fucking angry, is stupid to have a fucking dog
everyone would play the dog
@@eatinhoes338 it's funny because your name is a dog
@@unknown_raven975 ironic
The Teufort Nine is now The Teufort Ten which if you ask me rolls off the tongue a lot better than Nine
Logan Not the one from Marvel alliteration makes everything sound better
@@minkere Teufort Twelve, Teufort Fourteen, Teufort Twenty, Teufort Two-Hundred, Teufort Two Thousand, Teufort Two Million!
@@logannottheonefrommarvel9917 The Teufort Forty -Two- Teu
We need to make valve put him in the next update
Whenever that happens amiright fellas
FYI There is like 6 programmers working on TF2 that's why there aren't many updates. However, you're right
YES!!! I WANNA PLAY AS THE DOGGO!!!
I don't know, I could never bring myself to shoot this guy.
Ye
I dont think valve playtesters would appreciate shooting a dog with a rocket launcher
One problem some people are having is no-one wanting to kill a dog, so instead i suggest a fear meter instead of health, bullets visually never hit the dog, and it jumps away from explosions instead of being flung, if it gets to scared, the respawn time is it running back to back in fear.
See I would love this to be in the game
BUT...................
I really don’t want to kill this majestic creature
It's armed with both 42 teeth, and 2 turrets on it's back, I would shoot the shit out of it.
thats why it is the ultimate weapon
@@Mr.-Bonez He looks like such a good boy though. Just look at him. Aww.... lookit, he's tearing that spy's arm off.
This is officially something I want to be in the team fortress 2
Josef Aksoy well, if this were real, you would have to live with have to shoot the enemies’ dog, and _I do _*_not_*_ feel comfortable shooting a dog, armed or not_
@S calling him a pussy when you obviously got something up your ass 🤣
He protecc, he attacc, but most importantly, he steal ammo pacc
Soldier: Mary mother of Joseph
imagine how many friendlies would be using this class
Cool ScreamFort idea:
The guns become heads, making him some kinda robo-cerberus, then the heads have either:
A: lazers instead of guns in the eyes and tongues
B: the just guns in the eyes and tongues
But I don't want to have to kill it to eat dinner. I much prefer live food.
so the legends are true... THE TENTH CLASS DOES EXIST!!!
And he’s the goodest of boys
The class is hidden, deep within the files, only seen through the SFM's.
If he ever does become the honorary 10th class, all we need is a clip of him pissing on the "10th Class" grave in Mann Manor
0:29 "guard duty. No fun duty."
0:36 "but I prefer duty over fun, anyway."
0:42 "some consider me a... Helper"
0:51 "but it's clear that I'm not."
1:07 "because at the end of the day..."
1:13 "they all see..."
1:20 "I'm a bad. Dog."
Holy that actually going well whith the bark
I love how it’s framed as an actual Meet the Team video, original theme and all, but the dog can only bark.