The Real-Life Supervillains Scarier Than The Joker

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  • @1Phire
    @1Phire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3236

    joker: we live in a society, russian man: I am society

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      That...that's kinda gay

    • @paulovinicius9940
      @paulovinicius9940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@thalassaer4137 You just gotta say "no homo", bro.

    • @willspears754
      @willspears754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      in soviet russia society lives in you

    • @buk1733
      @buk1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey I’m gay! Stop offending me!

    • @darkproject3368
      @darkproject3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No One:
      Me: *reads in a russian accent*

  • @errands8253
    @errands8253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1164

    Me: this looks stupid
    Narrator: a lot of weird shit happens in Russia
    Me: ok I'm in

    • @MysticKira07
      @MysticKira07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @lukeorru5074
      @lukeorru5074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114
      @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John 3:16 16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

    • @awg7068
      @awg7068 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Yep, that certainly is a weird thing to say.

  • @kosmique
    @kosmique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10454

    "A lot of weird shit happens in russia"
    my man .... dropping wisdom in the very first sentence

    • @pkz420
      @pkz420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Great first line. I was hooked, and knew it was gonna be a good video, right from the start.

    • @yannisvh
      @yannisvh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Got me hooked like no other

    • @kingniche5528
      @kingniche5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      damn I was shookt

    • @ladosdominik1506
      @ladosdominik1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The first sentence was said.
      My first reaction:
      Great wisdom has been said here.

    • @ladosdominik1506
      @ladosdominik1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @dollan song
      I thought it was a skinny, boney M

  • @DCapybara
    @DCapybara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3325

    "A superhuman entity or _just_ a Russian psychopath"
    Why are you saying the same thing twice?

  • @maz3rlaz3r15
    @maz3rlaz3r15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2273

    That Russian guy is just playing story mode wait till he goes online

    • @sundevil2295
      @sundevil2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can see Joel Edgerton playing solonik in a movie.

    • @bladedsaber3202
      @bladedsaber3202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sundevil2295 or ewan mcgregor

    • @ML-rb5vz
      @ML-rb5vz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sundevil2295 or the dude who played his brother in that movie fighter lol forget his name don't feel like looking it up

    • @GevlekteWalruz
      @GevlekteWalruz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      M L tom hardy

    • @bruasGT
      @bruasGT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...and you're playing a guy who writes intelligent comments?

  • @amia7z
    @amia7z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    "The Real Life Supervillians scarier than The Joker"
    Tax evaders
    even the Joker pays his taxes

    • @imturo6080
      @imturo6080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You got me...

    • @theequestrianhound2132
      @theequestrianhound2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      "Crazy enough to take on Batman? Yes. But the IRS, definetly not!"

    • @kalebnolan8343
      @kalebnolan8343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But I thought crime doesn’t pay

    • @theequestrianhound2132
      @theequestrianhound2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Plank Scale except Dan

    • @peterparker9286
      @peterparker9286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Batman took on the IRS. Article 2 section 4 june 1st 2021.

  • @tylermcflyer3061
    @tylermcflyer3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    Thoughty2: “what if I told you cat woman was real?”
    Audience: 😏
    Thoughty2: “but she was a Canadian man”
    Audience: 😒

    • @brockpenner1
      @brockpenner1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      As a Canadian man, I was right into it.

    • @Your_Best_Self
      @Your_Best_Self 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Them emojis is exactly how I felt

    • @Zeegoku1007
      @Zeegoku1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Your_Best_Self
      Same 😏

    • @abhishekbaba7823
      @abhishekbaba7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hahahaha 😂😂😂 Feels

    • @glhfggwp6232
      @glhfggwp6232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The disappointment

  • @lullsbaby9321
    @lullsbaby9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    "He would personally oversee them cutting a [person's] head off, and caving it in with a hammer."
    Fuck.

    • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And that was when he was in a good mood.

    • @aetherofthenorth9700
      @aetherofthenorth9700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Okay one of those things are not necessary.

    • @cobracommander3634
      @cobracommander3634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What you've never been to Bakersfield?

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aetherofthenorth9700 overkill?

    • @jahyeet1137
      @jahyeet1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I remember watching the news as a kid and seeing brutal pictures of that shit too Mexican news stations aren’t heavily censored so they could show that stuff.....god help anyone who ever gets in between the cross hairs of these guys.....nothing really surprises me now

  • @hexogenic983
    @hexogenic983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    When you stay up so late that people on the other side of the planet starts uploading

    • @THEMEISTER004
      @THEMEISTER004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Australia?

    • @THEMEISTER004
      @THEMEISTER004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or East/SE Asia?

    • @randomdude9135
      @randomdude9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here in India

    • @B.CREAT1
      @B.CREAT1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolol

    • @chriswita9709
      @chriswita9709 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good for you all you can all go and touch tips do a lil docking unless your thing pegging you creeps

  • @accurategamer7085
    @accurategamer7085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    "What if I told you cat woman was a real, expect she was a canadian guy."
    Me: reality is often disappointing

    • @DAshBFJEY
      @DAshBFJEY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      or maybe it isnt

    • @Mirakuruuu
      @Mirakuruuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *except

    • @The1337nut
      @The1337nut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did HE wear a catsuit? Or just a suit?

    • @John-cx5pz
      @John-cx5pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Accurate Gamer lololol

    • @m.b.82
      @m.b.82 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canadian guy steals a diamond = catlady

  • @rustyshackleford5665
    @rustyshackleford5665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    "Superhuman" is like 3 notches below "Russian Psychopath"

    • @abhramandal1657
      @abhramandal1657 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every other guy in US is phychopath also

    • @asmellyplumbus
      @asmellyplumbus ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@abhramandal1657 *Sociopath. It's something like 4 times more common in the US and in my opinion more dangerous. Sociopaths blend in with ease while you can fairly easily ID a psychopath.

    • @DeadStoneTheSecond
      @DeadStoneTheSecond ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@asmellyplumbus no u cant find a psycopath easy

    • @lightningbmw2309
      @lightningbmw2309 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DeadStoneTheSecond no, it’s literally ten times easier to spot a psychopath, unlike sociopaths they just don’t have any empathy, so despite being able to kill easily, they just can’t figure out how to please other people, and they can’t understand what they might have done to make someone upset. A sociopath however, does have empathy, they just don’t have a conscience to use that empathy, which means they can kill just as easily, but blend in with other people as well. Sociopaths are far from the most dangerous however. Dark empaths are extremely empathic people, who also dont have a conscience. They can manipulate your emotions and your very personality, and understand what make you tick. This allows them to make you do everything they want, and are so much more dangerous than sociopaths, because they don’t need to kill people themselves, and can make other people do it for them.

  • @eichbienyermaw
    @eichbienyermaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "Teenagers as young as 12", wow! That really is a young teenager!

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I caught that as strange too 😂😂

    • @elavke5441
      @elavke5441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackdurden466 it's a tween

    • @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114
      @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

    • @MarcyRavenManji
      @MarcyRavenManji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@willl8009 I'm curious to know what you have to say. I'm agnostic, btw.
      Yes, it's empty.

    • @MarcyRavenManji
      @MarcyRavenManji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@willl8009 I love that! I have a similar belief, that the concept of God is just humanity's personification of life itself, and that having that "goal" to reach and look forward to helps people through life. I don't necessarily believe there is no God but I don't believe in any of the gods described in any popular religion. The real god might be apathetic.

  • @Chrispy
    @Chrispy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    “A lot of weird shit happens in Russia” Best way to start a video 😂

    • @itskimmib
      @itskimmib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Legend!!!!!! 😎😂

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Russia is pretty normal compared to the USA, the USA just has better PR.

    • @jordanrosenberg9816
      @jordanrosenberg9816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so hard at that XD

    • @DacLMK
      @DacLMK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You should come to the Balkan. The weird shit that is going on here will make you see Russia like going to disneyland.

    • @SuperAmaton
      @SuperAmaton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Usually it starts with America.

  • @opticc__7795
    @opticc__7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    The Russian guy just seems like a real life John wick

    • @Guerrilla_Grodd
      @Guerrilla_Grodd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Apple Is Forever No it wasn't.

    • @belindafredericks6103
      @belindafredericks6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He did it cause someone messed with his dog

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "I am the night..., I am the darkness......, I am BATMAN !!!!".
      super criminal. " Hold my beer."

    • @c0rrupt-713
      @c0rrupt-713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think its how they created the hitman series

    • @Brennenboi60
      @Brennenboi60 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Guerrilla_Grodd its grodd

  • @blackclouds1729
    @blackclouds1729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "Of course you can't lock up a super human entity or at least a Russian psychopath" 😂😂😂 that got me man.

    • @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114
      @jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      John 3:16 NIV For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

  • @TheDennys21
    @TheDennys21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Gerald Blanchard was like: you either die a hero or see yourself become the GOOD guy.

    • @brandonsindiyo3935
      @brandonsindiyo3935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe that's what he wants everyone to think and it's all part of the plan 😂😂

  • @expatrocious
    @expatrocious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Dam he did this while being 5’5 with a small frame

    • @your_dad_on_vacation
      @your_dad_on_vacation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Tiny* but mighty

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      One of the greatest MMA fighters of all time is Demetrious "Mighty mouse" Johnson and he fought at a 125 pounds and he was 5'3 if I'm not mistaken

    • @djoniMoroni
      @djoniMoroni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      seems a strong will only thing you need to be super human

    • @bobh8703
      @bobh8703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don't ever size a man up by his stature ;)

    • @crabohato4954
      @crabohato4954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tbh being short can have its advantages in battle. You are harder to hit, you can easily hide in small places aka being a stealthy mf. And you can easily punch someone in the gut and...heh...**lower** .

  • @elsamarie1921
    @elsamarie1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Honestly, the second guy sounds like such a badass.
    Edit: what the fuck is happening

    • @kifflom498
      @kifflom498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I agree especially because he cooperated with the police and didn’t kill anyone as far as I know

    • @leafyisfearmydear9884
      @leafyisfearmydear9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's just a damn movie , get over it

    • @asukalangleysoryu6695
      @asukalangleysoryu6695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@leafyisfearmydear9884 What?

    • @leafyisfearmydear9884
      @leafyisfearmydear9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asukalangleysoryu6695 What? What do you mean what? Is it not obvious what I am saying? People take movies too seriously and get scared over crap that is made by someone else. What about real life stuff that happens? What about the politicians? What about real murders? while you get scared of movies? Obviously by your response you need me to take you by the hand and explain it to you. So if you want to be treated like a child, I will treat you like a child.

    • @asukalangleysoryu6695
      @asukalangleysoryu6695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@leafyisfearmydear9884 I understand your point, everyone understands your point, but what fucking movie are you talking about?!
      Gerald Blanchard was a real person:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Blanchard
      The commenters above you were talking about him. On a video about real-life criminals. Suddenly you barge in here and tell us to "get over" some movie. What fucking movie? What does this video have to do with movies at all? Bloody fucking hell, this is ridiculous.
      I see a few options here:
      1) You're experiencing some kind of psychosis. Seek help.
      2) You're just confused as hell and replied to the wrong comment (or similar)
      3) Perhaps you're claiming that Blanchard didn't actually ever exist and is just a made up character? Or maybe you're trying to say that he is _like_ a movie character...? Or maybe you just like starting random conversations that have nothing to do with the video or with the comment you're replying to. It's really anyone's guess at this point.
      Please. Enlighten this child.

  • @thomasdarby6084
    @thomasdarby6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Lesson learned: Don't be eating stew when he talks about boiling bodies in 55 gallon drums of hot oil. I put the stew away, went for pizza instead... and the sauce reminded me of blood. Thanks, Thoughty2!

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How's the diet going?

    • @ekramer2478
      @ekramer2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hungry now. Stew ran out today...

    • @Abraxium
      @Abraxium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally lost in the sauce

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pussy

    • @JoabeRuben
      @JoabeRuben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      really how can you feel it, i cant feel nothing at all, gore or anything like does not afect me, is this normal?

  • @JackTheBunnyYT
    @JackTheBunnyYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Its funny how the phase “die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” truly translates to reality

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That Mexican dude was never a hero. A lot of the others too, when I think about it

  • @BladePlayMinecraft
    @BladePlayMinecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    The only supervillian is that mustache for making me question my sexuality.

    • @dabblesmith5755
      @dabblesmith5755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lololol

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't know he still looks like, he's in high school to me, such a baby face; he's gotta thank his mama for skin like that!🙂

    • @Turtle9815
      @Turtle9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oooolala!

    • @ekramer2478
      @ekramer2478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's such a cute kid. I have socks older than that. Sighs.

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zeldarw104 coochie coochie doo doo da da stachey

  • @grobschnittt
    @grobschnittt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Blanchard was parachuting onto the top of the palace."
    Shows picture of someone in a paraglider with a GoPro
    on the end of a selfie stick.

  • @socc4298
    @socc4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2172

    1st guy sounds like the Russian John Wick.

  • @simonroyjonesuk
    @simonroyjonesuk ปีที่แล้ว +27

    There are very few channels on TH-cam that are consistently interesting. But yours is. Thanks for all the content. It is really good to find something actually worth watching while browsing TH-cam. I think I'll buy a T Shirt :) Keep up the good work !

  • @maverickx526
    @maverickx526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I think, "The BOSS" was an inside man who was responsible for the fall of Blanchard.

    • @Fernando-sr3he
      @Fernando-sr3he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Rick Aredetfredhi Xavi it’s probably Diavolo

    • @Maxx-kq5qh
      @Maxx-kq5qh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He was the person to delay half life 3 and tf2 updates. A real supervillain

    • @kotarojujo2345
      @kotarojujo2345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Fernando-sr3he if he dies then it’s canon

    • @luandinh2767
      @luandinh2767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bossu

    • @haydndaveyrg2686
      @haydndaveyrg2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Fernando-sr3he I was waiting to see that comment 😂😂

  • @TheEventHorizon909
    @TheEventHorizon909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    Thoughty2: Says the s word in the first few seconds
    TH-cam:
    *D E M O N I T I Z E D*

    • @AbrahamLincoln4
      @AbrahamLincoln4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Also TH-cam: *posts an ad with big tiddie anime girls to promote a game*

    • @dkkanplayer4731
      @dkkanplayer4731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMAO

    • @yttrv8430
      @yttrv8430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sheesh really, No ads!

    • @benjaminpadilla1464
      @benjaminpadilla1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Also TH-cam-Allows videos of violent executions but bans videos with 3 seconds of copyrighted music.

    • @bengpet9620
      @bengpet9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the first thing I noticed

  • @nahbirdie4773
    @nahbirdie4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Im so glad you're updating so often yaaaaaaay is it this lockdown? I don't mind how long it stays

    • @alkebulanawah4242
      @alkebulanawah4242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      0_o, 0_O

    • @benjaminpadilla1464
      @benjaminpadilla1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nayla K As a teacher without work.....I approve of this comment! 👌🤙

    • @ProHunterXyt
      @ProHunterXyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr !!!

    • @stefanherrera6854
      @stefanherrera6854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benjaminpadilla1464 😂

    • @normanatomic2614
      @normanatomic2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah yes the ignorance of a child who doesn't mind if the economy crashes and everyone goes without a job and or hungry

  • @prodb4sed382
    @prodb4sed382 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Few details you left out regarding Blanchard star heist:
    - he not only left the window open but had already partly unscrewed the security glasses hinges
    - he almost died when he nearly missed the ledge to land on
    - he didn't know when the guards would be where, he was just extremely lucky
    - he usually stole the security camera recordings and replaced them with his own doctored ones, allowing his thefts to go unnoticed despite surveillance

  • @dysonspheretxi
    @dysonspheretxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Canadians are so nice they help the police after they're caught. 😂😂😂

    • @joshuajonker7242
      @joshuajonker7242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well I'm sorry ey🤣

    • @-apex-
      @-apex- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fr there just really wholesome ppl

    • @Josh-hn5gx
      @Josh-hn5gx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They’re so nice…
      Except in wars

    • @chillhour6155
      @chillhour6155 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Josh-hn5gx who is

  • @razqanrazak
    @razqanrazak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    This quarantine really gets Thoughty2 to upload more frequently

    • @nahbirdie4773
      @nahbirdie4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikrrrrr im so happy

    • @itskimmib
      @itskimmib 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely living for it! Whenever I'm in need of a full-blown nerd session, this is where I come to find it 😎 We all need more amazing content like this under the current circumstances

    • @jobernardo4321
      @jobernardo4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marketing 101

    • @PritchDringle
      @PritchDringle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay virus!

    • @WayneBraack
      @WayneBraack 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should he be imprisoned for our selfish benefit?

  • @alainahershey8148
    @alainahershey8148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    i just realized that you’ve been saying “Thoughty2” at the beginning and not “42” 😂

    • @w6ve994
      @w6ve994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bruh I been screaming Dugg after he says “42” like the rapper 42 Dugg lmaoaoaoaoa

    • @dominiclhouvum8231
      @dominiclhouvum8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ur never alone

    • @irishgavin6687
      @irishgavin6687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      look at the likes

    • @livingdeadgirla
      @livingdeadgirla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      From Wikipedia: “...number 42 is, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything", calculated by an enormous supercomputer named Deep Thought over a period of 7.5 million years.”

    • @Omen0004
      @Omen0004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Living DeadGirlA that’s why 42 is my favourite number

  • @tobycoombs5310
    @tobycoombs5310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:34 AYOOOOOOOOOO

  • @stanleytweedle296
    @stanleytweedle296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Yep, the guy was fearsome. Criminal circles called him "the Macedonian" for his exceptional ambidextrous abilities - he was able to shoot two handguns simultaneously, aiming at different targets, and amazingly hit both (it may seem ordinary for those unfamiliar with real weapons practice, as such techniques are often shown in Hollywood movies, but in reality, this is ridiculously difficult and no trained weapons expert would ever recommend that). It seems that Solonik saw that in some 80s American action movies, which began to seep into the late Soviet Union with the arrival of VHS players, and he decided to repeat that in real life... and amazingly, he succeeded. I must note that the majority of his crimes happened during the turbulent and violent times after the fall of the USSR, and there were lots of other criminals in Russia at that time who could probably make it to this list...

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN ปีที่แล้ว

      Very well explained. A remarkable talent. Makes me want to go to the shooting range and try left handed but I’m sure it’s against their safety procedures.

    • @borbo23
      @borbo23 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, the end of the Soviet Union was one of the worst humanitarian disasters outside of war in the 20th century. Russia's population dropped by millions, and quality of life nose-dived. Contrary to popular myth, people did not want socialism to end. Votes towards that effect showed 80% of the electorate wanted to keep socialism, and a small clique of bureaucrats undemocratically destroyed it anyway and privatized everything for their private gain. There were even large, violent protests against this that were suppressed by the military.
      The time of interregnum is the time of monsters.

    • @stanleytweedle296
      @stanleytweedle296 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@borbo23 It was also about the sharpness and incredible callousness demonstrated by the government during that transformation, which turned into total mayhem. People were not ready for capitalism and had literally no idea what to do and how to run business. Every social institute of the USSR crumbled overnight, leaving tens of millions of people without a clue what to do next. State enterprises became owned by people with zero business experience and were closing en masse due to bankruptcy (the procedure of which was not even properly established at the time, so they simply closed and became abandoned). Unemployment soared. The Chinese learned from Russian horrific experience and restructured their economy slowly and purposefully, leading to an incredible success in melding the two ideas of social structure into a hugely successful hybrid that we see today. That is the way it should have gone in the USSR, but for its corrupt, fullish and arrogant officials.

    • @stanleytweedle296
      @stanleytweedle296 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@borbo23 Additionally, we would not see today's crisis. The whole support of Putin's regime is based on national trauma of that period and desire for a comeback, kind of resembling how the outcome of WW1 led to nazies coming to power in Germany. I hope world powers will finally realize that bringing down a political enemy and leaving such country in a poor state means establishing a foundation for a much worse future conflict. The West had all opportunities to reimage Russia as a successful capitalistic state at the time, lending a helping hand and forging the strongest alliance on the planet, instead of what we have today with globalism crumbling and tensions beyond measure.

  • @sacredsage5390
    @sacredsage5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Dr Chaos" if only he was named Professor chaos and called himself butters.

    • @daksmos924
      @daksmos924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He never called himself butters his parents did fate gave him the name professor chaos

    • @18632ewa8
      @18632ewa8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To funny🤣

    • @18632ewa8
      @18632ewa8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was bored with contract killing. I could see any other word being used except bored. I keep thinking John Wick or James Bond. Is this guy just an adrenaline junkie?

    • @18632ewa8
      @18632ewa8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that this guy now makes TH-cam videos.

    • @potatertots2060
      @potatertots2060 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      other way around

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    My boi be talking bout cops while looking like a 1940's Noir detective

  • @TheGeenat
    @TheGeenat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That was an anticlimactic end. Here’s an absolutely amazing thief. Here’s a ruthless drug Lord. Here’s....a guy who turned the power off several time and we don’t know why. 😓

  • @davidmccallum2291
    @davidmccallum2291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    "He recruited teenagers as young as twelve"
    Speech 100

  • @kit-rm6bo
    @kit-rm6bo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    being a russian i, too, think that a lot of weird shit happens in russia. too much weird shit...

    • @pedestrian2530
      @pedestrian2530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is said about solonik in Russia?

    • @pepe3897
      @pepe3897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russian mob want to know your location

    • @slurp3194
      @slurp3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PEPE Boi khabib wants the russian mobs location

    • @fleursdelilas9487
      @fleursdelilas9487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i guess the amount of vodka consumed has something to do with it...

    • @prithviraaj
      @prithviraaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BLYAT

  • @azariasthelast
    @azariasthelast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “What if I told you catwoman was real?”
    My eye brow raises
    “Except she was a Canadian guy.”
    Shuts video off.

  • @shadi2962
    @shadi2962 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The first guy’s story reminded me instead of the great feats of ancient “heroes,” unmatched warriors who could defeat any opponent, or whose wits seemed superhuman.
    If we have proof of criminals that could do superhuman feats in just recent history, surely there were great heroes that were just as skilled throughout 5000 years of history. Really amazing to think about!
    and now the weeb in me dreams of duels between master swordsmen, now that I know they really could’ve happened even if just once in a lifetime

  • @yk_arubanorchid297
    @yk_arubanorchid297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I like Blanchert..... It wasn't about the object, it was about having stolen it aka beating the security 😂 Gotta love him for it.

    • @masterbellamont909
      @masterbellamont909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      technically it Still was. Out of Everrryyything in the museum he was mad determined to Steal patrick the starfish. it is the Most valuable object there, hence having the Most security and being practically the center of the show. and im pretty sure if he Did Want to sell it he Could have held it for ransom somehow While remaining anonymous but..that would take a true mstermind.. like Me. simply leave a coded message where to dropbox the ransom and then after getting paid leave another coded message leading to its hidden location.
      either way.. Imagine smugly laughing at your neighbors bragging about their new jaccuzi knowing you have a literally billion dollar item in your basement

    • @Ambigious
      @Ambigious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Master Bellamont
      Who brags about a jaccuzzi?

    • @yishi.4466
      @yishi.4466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Ambigious rich people who are filled with nonsense

    • @Ambigious
      @Ambigious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      moonlette
      You can get a jaccuzzi for like 2k$. If you brag over 2k$ and think its special, youre nowhere close to being rich

    • @yannicknaert
      @yannicknaert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Achievement unlocked

  • @kauru4738
    @kauru4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The first one sounds like he had plot armor

    • @gamergrill4933
      @gamergrill4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rdr2/GtaV protagonist lol

    • @lulu7304
      @lulu7304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously

  • @wooshangjr
    @wooshangjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    The scariest villains are the ones who masquerade as heroes.

  • @bliblablupmiepmiep
    @bliblablupmiepmiep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As someone who is from Vienna living basically 10 minutes from Schloss Schönbrunn I have never heard of this story before. it's very fascinating!
    Btw you should practice your pronunciation of the word Schönbrunn. 😁

  • @prolific682
    @prolific682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Me: mom can we get catwoman
    Mom: we got catwoman at home
    Catwoman at home: a Canadian guy

    • @fourteencrows1244
      @fourteencrows1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Deadly eh!

    • @Sympathomemetic
      @Sympathomemetic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fourteen crows bad joke

    • @fourteencrows1244
      @fourteencrows1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joke? .. I'm Canadian eh.. that how us 'nucks says er buddy.

    • @janeiro1202
      @janeiro1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should i laugh now or?

    • @A_Ereira
      @A_Ereira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@janeiro1202 No, it's okay. You can laugh later. We won't mind.

  • @GunBreaux
    @GunBreaux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Nationality? Russian.
    Occupation? Gravedigger.
    *PEAK LEVEL GOTH ACHIEVED*

  • @SnoopyDoofie
    @SnoopyDoofie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    19:58 I like how in all these "hacker" videos, massive amounts of text scroll on the screen while the hacker is typing randomly at a moderate speed. And make sure the "hacker" is wearing a hoodie so that we know they're a hacker.

    • @B.CREAT1
      @B.CREAT1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tr3u

  • @blakenelson8477
    @blakenelson8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:35 he said amogus😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😊😅😊😊😅😂🤣🤣🤣sus🙂😚😜😊😅😂😂😅😅sussy😝😝😝😝

  • @BlazedWeed
    @BlazedWeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    Don’t you think the dude who ran an international drug cartel and boiled people alive is just a weeeee bit more intense than a guy who carried out some cyberattacks? Lmfao good lord

    • @RatzCarnatz
      @RatzCarnatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      You don't understand one simple thing. This video didn't focus on just one characteristic of supervillains like violence, each of the criminals he presented represent a different characteristic. Sure he didn't do as much harm as the cartel lord it's true but his potential is scarier. One random simple guy one day decides to create a cult and destroy the system, or even the entire world at one point for no reason at all. He failed of course but the anticipation that another guy one day might appear and succeed, it's fucking scary. Cartel lords will exist for a long time but they will cease to exist at one point, anarchists like him will exist forever. The cartel leader's influence even though vast it's really limited, he controlled people mostly through fear. But a guy who can inspire people only with his ideals and can recruit people through the internet from any part of the world, has practically unlimited possibility of power. Imagine that a guy recruits 1 million people all over the world, no one can track them down and one day he just decides to carry out the largest coordinated attack in history all over the world at the same time. We already seen it happen with just a few people.

    • @Cboy-sg8km
      @Cboy-sg8km 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Raț Florin Jesus do u have a life, why would u right that just to reply to a comment 😂

    • @RatzCarnatz
      @RatzCarnatz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@Cboy-sg8km Yea sure because writing a few sentences took me an entire day. Does it take that long for you to write a few words?

    • @forgivenesssave2172
      @forgivenesssave2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@RatzCarnatz thanks for the information

    • @dfoster2513
      @dfoster2513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@RatzCarnatz it takes him that long to read them is the problem, try to respond with emojis and simplified acronyms- something colourful and fun.

  • @ajvazquez5305
    @ajvazquez5305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Damn the Russian guy is like deathstroke.. but russian

    • @YourMotherAnd420
      @YourMotherAnd420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That makes him more dangerous

    • @lindekiekens1213
      @lindekiekens1213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think daethstroke my be based on his story idk why but most creators take Inspiration out of real story's

    • @TupocalypseShakur
      @TupocalypseShakur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The KGBeast

    • @SuckOnTheseNutz
      @SuckOnTheseNutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      even more dangerous

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TupocalypseShakur nice one 👍 👌 👏 😎

  • @Raccon_Detective.
    @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    The *STRONGEST* real life villain is that guy who ate the bat soup.
    He's the Thanos of real life villains.

    • @Atrexiaa
      @Atrexiaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He bypass Hitler's kill count

    • @Atrexiaa
      @Atrexiaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bat man the man that never kill bat man make in china is the opposite

    • @RoemDaug
      @RoemDaug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Atrexiaa trying to read that sentence gave me a stroke

    • @samagrayogainstitute
      @samagrayogainstitute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is bill gates who’s killing

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RoemDaug
      Maby he's just learning to speak English.

  • @TheVTDuprey
    @TheVTDuprey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Los zetas have many torture videos on the internet. They are said to have popularized topping torturing videos. It's sad what they do to each other. It's unbelievable. The saddest thing is It's only a matter of time before they become the one being creatively killed. The most shocking thing for me is they are so calm when they are about to be killed. It's like they just exept it. Like they knew eventually they would be the one. Hope they can curb the violence down there.

    • @drunkdonkey1009
      @drunkdonkey1009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can’t fix stupid, the only way it’ll stop is when Mexico creates an economy for its citizens to legitimately earn money.

    • @musicauthority-kt6zy
      @musicauthority-kt6zy ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not sad that they do that to each other. it's illiminating some bad people from this world.

  • @brianmcdonald3488
    @brianmcdonald3488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You know a video is going to be good when it starts with "A lot of weird shit happens in Russia".

  • @nolifenever6202
    @nolifenever6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    “A lot of weird shit happens in Russia”
    When tf did I get into a facts channels

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    “A lot of weird shit happens in Russia”
    What's weird to us, may not be weird to a Russian

    • @Fak3Cake
      @Fak3Cake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *PewDiePie voice*
      "Just another day in Russia!" 🤷

    • @devious-dodo-eater
      @devious-dodo-eater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @lt7834
      @lt7834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why do I see you everywhere...

    • @MrMan-rr4xj
      @MrMan-rr4xj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hey

    • @Suo_kongque
      @Suo_kongque 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your not getting recognized here as much. Still cool your here though

  • @fattestyoshi7463
    @fattestyoshi7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    he worked for the boss in Egypt
    that has diavolo written all over it

  • @fuzi5303
    @fuzi5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    “A lot of weird shit happens in Russia”
    One of the most true and beautiful statements ever

  • @ayhamshaheed7740
    @ayhamshaheed7740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    10:56 ‘You either die a villain...or live long enough to see yourself become the hero’
    Wait a minute...

  • @canigetonesubplsilonely7091
    @canigetonesubplsilonely7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Is nobody in he comments gonna talk about the drug lord that unleashed the real life fricking hungergames??!!

    • @mr.nobody1081
      @mr.nobody1081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So many names that could possibly end up on this list, I was expecting "the Iceman", "the Jackal" or Escobar to make the list, but still satisfied that Dr. Chaos got the number 1 spot simply for the approach he had to his work.
      Honourable mentions could include "Killdozer" or Ned Kelly as some of the only "super villains" that actually had a strong theme and style going for their characters.

    • @Aj-vl2cy
      @Aj-vl2cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whats his name ? Looking for a friend here lol tht sounds crazy

    • @markmelnyk6371
      @markmelnyk6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aj42, trevino

    • @Psychof1st
      @Psychof1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mr.nobody1081 How is Dr. Chaos in the number 1 spot? Based on what this video says he did, he was more of a nuissance. Not actually scary. The cyanide gas is a bit concerning. But, he sure isn't scarier then Trevino, the drug lord.

    • @OperationDarkside
      @OperationDarkside 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought, that's how the U.S. school system works.

  • @robpolaris7272
    @robpolaris7272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “He recruited teenagers as young as 12”
    Pretty sure ThirTEEN is the youngest TEENager.

  • @casualverse
    @casualverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *"Oh boy! Here I go killing again"*

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Crombopulous Michael

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr, also I hate it when they just drop dead after a couple stabs/gunshots, freaking buzzkills 😒

    • @chipomatongo2292
      @chipomatongo2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      From Rick and Morty, right😂

  • @BatSoup67
    @BatSoup67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    Whoever moved the comments is a clown

    • @nikoutoajaisai6310
      @nikoutoajaisai6310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ikr

    • @TheGlazedDonut
      @TheGlazedDonut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s what happened to the last guy. ngl I just about stock piled 20 lbs of cyanide in my bloodstream when I saw the “Comments are moved” thing.

    • @cameronskye94
      @cameronskye94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      drgiorhodes im sayin

    • @h.borter5367
      @h.borter5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know. TH-cam did that a week or so ago. I hate it😡

    • @sneedandfeed
      @sneedandfeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

  • @jamilvints
    @jamilvints 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    We have;
    John Wick x100
    A trickster, now inside the system.
    The definition Los Zetas in one person
    Chilled hacker for chaos turned good.

    • @CW25710
      @CW25710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamil Vints Pretty much

  • @AlaXooos
    @AlaXooos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2yrs later and then got recommended. TH-cam algorithm is fantastic

  • @aurelian3268
    @aurelian3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    >psychopath
    >Russian
    everyone: _Panic_

  • @doinitoutdoors184
    @doinitoutdoors184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The first one made being an assassin look way too attractive lmao

  • @dmanvell
    @dmanvell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    00:00 Alexander Solonik
    05:54 Gerald Blanchard
    11:25 Miguel Angel Trevino
    17:20 Joseph Konopka

  • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
    @user-ft3jq5vi2l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Schönbrunn (shoenbroonn): *exists*
    Thoughty2: scornburned
    Los Zs (Zehtas): *exist*
    T2: seetahs

  • @notamoose2070
    @notamoose2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "All that we can say is that there's never been a criminal as mysterious and enigmatic as him"
    D B Cooper and the Isdal Woman: Am I a joke to you?

    • @randallulrich
      @randallulrich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And D.B. Cooper was never caught. Can't say that about these guys.

    • @shallter455
      @shallter455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DB Cooper didn't really do anything horrible it was just mysterious

    • @peterparker9286
      @peterparker9286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shallter455 Bill cooper Db cooper stuff made up to keep us guessing.. bill cooper who mapped the earth in a shuttle in low earth orbit. Sea Treasures and land lay outs...

    • @joshwest7573
      @joshwest7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peterparker9286 i didn't even realise db was a person i thought he was just the old guy from prison break

    • @peterparker9286
      @peterparker9286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshwest7573 look into bill cooper he orbited the earth in a shuttle mapping out Caribbean treasures and anomolys on the earth. There was a show called Coopers treasures. Then the db copper is a guy who allegedly ripped a sum of money off and parachuted out of a plan. Also there was a Cooper in rhe Cia. Goodluck Josh West.

  • @ryadh456
    @ryadh456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Catwoman isn't a super-villian, more like an anti-hero.

    • @shareenear9344
      @shareenear9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well she was originally a villain

    • @davidspearim5552
      @davidspearim5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She a thief and that's a criminal

    • @banana-uo3be
      @banana-uo3be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidspearim5552 Yeah, she was a robber, but she also helped batman to catch bad people. That's why we call she an anti-hero, she isn't 100% good but she isn't 100% bad.

    • @davidspearim5552
      @davidspearim5552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@banana-uo3be And anti-heroes are usually classified as heroes the killer villain She steals From museums and people that have earned all that money in cash most of the time I'm sorry but if was a hero in Gotham I would take in and I don't cares she's fuckin' Batman its only reason she ever got away with their past crimes When she was a full-on criminal

    • @gavink.9539
      @gavink.9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So was the guy, with helping improve the system after his crimes

  • @Γιώργος-ε3τ
    @Γιώργος-ε3τ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    He retired to Greece
    Me: Panik!
    Someone killed him
    Me: kalm...
    He's believed to have faked his death
    PANIK!

  • @ItsLhaza
    @ItsLhaza ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:34
    Henchmen sounds more fitting than sidekick

  • @alexsnow5092
    @alexsnow5092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love every time foreigners even mention Russia 🇷🇺 we love you guys! All love, we hate our government, peace to everyone

    • @nicolasquan6330
      @nicolasquan6330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex Snow becareful what you say, Mr vlad will not like this

    • @tomd5069
      @tomd5069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your comment reminds me of my American friends.

  • @destinyofen-imu8502
    @destinyofen-imu8502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The statement " except she was a Canadian guy" was the biggest letdown in my life :

    • @Garbagejuicewaterfall
      @Garbagejuicewaterfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t be so close minded.
      There has to be at least ONE interesting Canadian guy lol

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, the Ryan’s of Hollywood are the coolest Canadians ever

  • @TheElectricCheeseProductions22
    @TheElectricCheeseProductions22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Is there really no one pointing out the similarity between Solonik and Agent 47

    • @steveswangler6373
      @steveswangler6373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @The Electric Cheese Productions i believe you just did

  • @bronstein289
    @bronstein289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Schloss Schönbrunn: *exists*
    thoughty2: "Skloss Skonbrouhn"

  • @ar00042
    @ar00042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    42: “A lot of weird shit happens in Russia....”
    47-Joker mutant psychopath: “You wouldn’t get it.”

  • @YouCann0tSeeMe
    @YouCann0tSeeMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Boss? Egypt?
    Must have been the time the arrows was was discovered.

    • @michellecawley3982
      @michellecawley3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I understand that

    • @leadmaxwellarco2574
      @leadmaxwellarco2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The boss seems like some british guy who has immortality.

    • @leadmaxwellarco2574
      @leadmaxwellarco2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The boss seems like some british guy who has immortality.

    • @konodioda1268
      @konodioda1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @willmaster1920
      @willmaster1920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can’t escape the jojo

  • @thevisionary2007
    @thevisionary2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Thoughty2: What if I was to tell you that Cat Woman was real?
    Me: You have my interest
    Thoughty2: Except that she was a Canadian guy!
    Me: lol good one. Gfy.

  • @WWB508
    @WWB508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “And he still walks AMOONG US

  • @CM_Burns
    @CM_Burns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Thoughty2's right eyebrow would scare the Joker.

  • @AverageAlien
    @AverageAlien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Is thoughty2s mustache on the list?

  • @zenotoxic3761
    @zenotoxic3761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:19
    SCP Foundation:
    Ho-oh. Come at me then.

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t think people realize how difficult it is to shoot with both hands, most of them can barely read with both eyes.

  • @ghostboidream4067
    @ghostboidream4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Bruh That Russian dude was crazy took out 12 people all at once in a fight he must've been hella strong and have tons of Training

    • @rpavangchhia8953
      @rpavangchhia8953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he probably had a weapon,no man on earth can fight 12 guys barehanded.Ive seen several 1v3 fights with weapons,strength and training mean little,you just need to be ruthless.

    • @rolandhazuki8787
      @rolandhazuki8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was Russian version of Saitama One Punch Man except not bald head 😂

    • @dam4253
      @dam4253 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rpavangchhia8953 A weapon in prison where people wanted him dead? Sure.

  • @SiberianGoneInternational
    @SiberianGoneInternational 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The first 15 seconds got me intrigued, given that I'm Russian 😅
    * sits down prepared to hear a cool story *

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    In Soviet Russia, cruelty has PAHN-SHAWN for you!

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a Canadian, I am *obsessed* with the way Thoughty says “Winneepeg” lmao 😂

  • @josephtaylor6285
    @josephtaylor6285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I feel like a stalker, waiting for the next Thoughty2 video.

  • @saintesc
    @saintesc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Z is pronounced as "Zeta" in Spanish, so they were "the Z's", and he would be called "Zeta-cuarenta" or "Ze-forty" since they'd either be speaking in Spanish or American English. In case anyone was curious about that.

    • @Vache302
      @Vache302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      COOL BEANS

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Los Zetas were a feared bunch.

    • @franze4
      @franze4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vache302 racis

  • @blacklotuso9447
    @blacklotuso9447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Im an old fan who hasn’t been here in a while when did he start growing that wicked stash

    • @acropolismauve8496
      @acropolismauve8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right?

    • @jamesward9994
      @jamesward9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      At least a year ago. I call it the naughty thoughty

    • @AGGSab
      @AGGSab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James ward 😂😂😂

    • @archangel5627
      @archangel5627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The stash is now apart of Thoughty2’s Power!

    • @DEATHbyCAI
      @DEATHbyCAI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks terrible, I stopped watching him for a bit because it made me not like him. However his videos are very good so I'm back again :p

  • @mikhailsporyshev9772
    @mikhailsporyshev9772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Solonik did not fake his death. He was brutally murdered by Alexander Pustovalov a.k.a. Sasha Soldat(the Soldier) and his mates in Greece on the order of their gang leaders. Solonik's and his GF's bodies were found and identified. Pustovalov, by the way, was considered a much more fierce and professional killer than Solonik.

  • @archerer98
    @archerer98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I thought Cat Woman was going to be Carole Baskin XD

    • @franklinkz2451
      @franklinkz2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      archerer98 have you heard the 5.1 Dark Side Record released a few years ago?

    • @plutoplanet9500
      @plutoplanet9500 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was this video out 3 hours ago it says your comment was 3 hours old but the video is 2 minutes old

    • @declaniii6324
      @declaniii6324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      archerer98 wait your comment’s older than the video

    • @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv
      @EthelredHardrede-nz8yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plutoplanet9500
      Patreons get first crack at videos.

    • @killbotprime
      @killbotprime 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@declaniii6324 Thoughty2 Patreons probably get early access to new uploads. I don't know that for sure, but it's a common practice and explains the time differential. If you're really curious, you can check the link in the video description and see if T2 includes early access for his Patreon subscriber classes.

  • @benjaminpadilla1464
    @benjaminpadilla1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Thoughty2-“This Russian psychopath enjoys killing people...” *Luis Garavito-“Allow me to introduce myself”

    • @KellyClement
      @KellyClement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      forget Joker, what about a Real Life Zazzu who kills people for fun?

    • @periodic98
      @periodic98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benjamin Padilla Stalin lol

  • @midimusicforever
    @midimusicforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If they hadn't caught Konopka in time, man, how many would have died in an all out gas attack on the Chicago subway system? Tens of thoudsans? Hundreds?

    • @midimusicforever
      @midimusicforever 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kana22693
      How so?
      Anyway, it's not for certain that he even had any such plans. From his own interviews, it sounds more like he just stockpiled it because who knows, might need it.

  • @JoeBurgerCinematicUniverse
    @JoeBurgerCinematicUniverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thief guy,
    I thought yoinking a packet of skittles from a friend at age 12 was impressive. But nevermind

  • @jdhed1
    @jdhed1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    15:25 me getting out of bed for work in the morning

  • @superone5838
    @superone5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I once knew a dude we called: the "master of disaster" he was a prankster and very funny . I was in the US NAVY when i met him and i forgot his real name and don't remember whatever become of the guy, but I remember his pranks and anyone that ever pulled a prank on him we waited eagerly for him to strike back like it was some fantastic famous event . I remember guys not being able to sleep, eat, or do anything because of fear of the master of desaster. he once shaved one side of a guys head, and then the opposite eyebrow and then the opposite side of the mustache and then painted one side of the guys face black, and put the guy him and his bed in the middle of a busy sidewalk on the military base. And the base security woke him up and asked him what are you doing here and the guy didn't know he was outside, he didn't know he had been shaved in a weird fashion , and he didn't know how he and his bed got to a busy street on the base with him in it. it was soooo funny it was the good ole days in the navy back in the 80's where you didn't get into trouble for hazing. I only remember that the master of disaster was a white guy from New Jersey, and he was somebody that you never wanted to pull a prank on. To this day i still wonder how this guy use to do all the things he did undetected and unable to prove it was the master of disaster, but he would leave a note "the master of disaster was here.

    • @Osiristhagodd
      @Osiristhagodd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If they didnt know who he was how did they prank him ?

    • @officialdriverstudios8868
      @officialdriverstudios8868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sorry but if you can’t feel someone move you or your bed, you shouldn’t be allowed in the military. That’s not normal.

    • @thomasraahauge5231
      @thomasraahauge5231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@officialdriverstudios8868 If you are exhausted enough and had enough jägermeister, you don't even wake up if a heard of stampeding rhinos end up playing football with you. Army or no army.

    • @rowe8392
      @rowe8392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is a kid pretending to be an adult huh?

    • @Mockingbird7504
      @Mockingbird7504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The days when one did not get in trouble for hazing were... 'good old'??? 😦😦😦

  • @cazeroone86
    @cazeroone86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I find it amazing that Joseph Konopka’s initials are “J.K”, resembling him more like The Joker

  • @andrewbarten7347
    @andrewbarten7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You left out Carl Panzram. THE real life monster.