The Dirty Truth Why Inbreeding Is So Dangerous

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  • @AndreaFMS100
    @AndreaFMS100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9555

    Now, remember folks: those artists were tasked with painting the royals more attractive than they were... so imagine how spectacularly ugly they actually were irl.

    • @coolchrisable
      @coolchrisable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1525

      shit turned medusa to stone

    • @kristacalai9773
      @kristacalai9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

      i think about this every time i look at a royals portrait....if they looked that unsightly in the portrait, just what the actual fuck did they look like in reality?!

    • @AndreaFMS100
      @AndreaFMS100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      krista calai I knooowww 😂😂

    • @likesrush
      @likesrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      None of them would have survived public education today.

    • @skywatcher369
      @skywatcher369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Thats a really good point. They must've been monstrosities.

  • @iennternet
    @iennternet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37047

    I hope no one found this by searching “is inbreeding dangerous?”

    • @Ali-rb3ir
      @Ali-rb3ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

      Most likely not yet. Most people are subcribed or have gotten this in their recomendations (like me). But through the law of probability, there is a certain chance that somebody will search this up one day. Maybe it has already happened, maybe it will happen within the next week

    • @ashstolley
      @ashstolley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Haha

    • @YujiBoi12
      @YujiBoi12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      @@Ali-rb3ir k

    • @brandyyn
      @brandyyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Well I did but only because it was all over the comments of the video I was watching.

    • @uc3113
      @uc3113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      i need it for my biology presentation

  • @f.frederickskitty2910
    @f.frederickskitty2910 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I discovered after 39 years of marriage that my husband and I share Stephen Hopkins as a 12th great grandfather - 14 generations ago. I flipped out (that made our own son our 12th cousin once removed) until I read after 11 generations everyone is related to everyone else.

    • @aaronseet2738
      @aaronseet2738 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I don't think it's that bad if the lineage were divergent enough.

    • @TheChrisLeone
      @TheChrisLeone ปีที่แล้ว

      Ew, this is disgusting! You should divorce immediately and throw your son into the ocean.

    • @BIOSHOCKFOXX
      @BIOSHOCKFOXX ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaronseet2738 We are all inbred in a sense, it's just...like you said, how divergent enough it is, because you might be my 69th cousin (highly doubt you are, maybe 1000th cousin or something).

    • @wendyannh
      @wendyannh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I think that's plenty far enough back to be perfectly safe. I know people who have married their third cousins, and that is considered OK and safe health-wise.
      Still, that must have been quite a shock to discover. I hope you find it amusing now.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A Sir Thomas knight killed Richard thr 3rd which begat the Tudors, and protestantism making America protestant. Tudors are still in charge, and my last name is Thomas. The Thomas on SCOTUS might not be in my family tree, he is Catholic.

  • @sasquatchandme3673
    @sasquatchandme3673 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    There is an app in Iceland that locals use to check the pedigree of potential partners from the dating pool to prevent accidental inbreeding.

    • @macaryl95
      @macaryl95 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "Accidental"

    • @joannlarson6386
      @joannlarson6386 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes I live on a island and people know who and how they are related.

    • @siddified
      @siddified 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I'm available on weekends.

    • @profitusmaximus3974
      @profitusmaximus3974 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, studies have shown that for couples in Iceland who have a certain degree of inbreeding it is actually good for fertility. Outbreeding is also quite dangerous. There are studies about this as well but it is difficult to study this in today's scientific climate as it is a "controversial" topic. But if you study the animal kingdom, they have discovered that fish that get accidentally cross-bred between species are very quickly weeded out in nature.

    • @commodoor6549
      @commodoor6549 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Isn't it easier to use a *Hot or Not* type of app when doing the _to marry or not to marry_ calculus?

  • @Sevein23
    @Sevein23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6932

    Humans: inbreeding is dangerous.
    Also Humans: Let's do it to dogs.

    • @user-dz2hj6jo5h
      @user-dz2hj6jo5h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Sevein23😂😭. R i p for all the pugs and bulldogs.

    • @Sevein23
      @Sevein23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      @@user-dz2hj6jo5h Pugs are just mutants with a lot of breathing problems. I feel sorry for them.

    • @viktorashistan7207
      @viktorashistan7207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That's.... that's not what they do right? They're just making dogs from the same SPECIES, i mean BREED fuck

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@viktorashistan7207 brother, sister

    • @dominiccianciola3185
      @dominiccianciola3185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Took me a solid 15 seconds to realize you arent suggesting something horrible.

  • @randomdude197
    @randomdude197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3955

    “Inbreeding is dangerous“
    What do you mean? My minecraft cows look completely fine after breeding with their own mother 244 times straight.

  • @pollypurree1834
    @pollypurree1834 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I had an inbred cat. A small, 5 pound brown tabby. She had double paws on the front legs. I loved that cat dearly. She was crazy, funny and very highly intelligent. 😢

    • @smithjarrod3935
      @smithjarrod3935 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i had a lil undersized kitty too she didn't live very long but she was so sweet and

    • @jeannetteparry5587
      @jeannetteparry5587 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Awww, bless. But at the beginning inbreeding (human or animal) wasn't a problem

    • @babudhi
      @babudhi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@jeannetteparry5587Because at past our genes are pure. But, due to environmental pollution our genes are detoriating day by day.

    • @eyxgsjmpdm
      @eyxgsjmpdm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@smithjarrod3935and?

    • @RachaelMorgan-om4xw
      @RachaelMorgan-om4xw หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And fast! ☺

  • @fxrest3922
    @fxrest3922 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I find it funny that the reason I didn’t grow up believing Christianity is because of the Adam and Eve story, because as a small child I was such a massive nerd that I realized “oh wait, but if everyone is descended from two people, we would be horribly inbred” and even though I didn’t really understand how that worked at the ripe old age of 5 I did know that inbreeding = bad lmao

    • @stauguastine
      @stauguastine หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess you're not really a nerd, so stop using that to describe yourself. You're leaving out that fact that there were no genetic mutations when Adam and Eve were first created and it would take a very long time to start stacking up genetic mutations to cause any issues with having kids with people of close relations, so no, your assessment is still on the level of a 5 year old. The whole idea of genetic entropy presupposes degradation in the genetic code, which conversely presupposes that those mutations did not exist in the genetic code in the distant past. The only reason we cannot successfully have offspring today with relatives is only due to genetic entropy, there is no reason that would have been a problem for Adam and Eve's offspring. So yes, turn your nerd card in you don't deserve to own it and it is obvious that you suffer from too much genetic entropy so you better check the lineage of your parents. Nevertheless, I am sure your Uncle Dad and your Aunt Mom did a great job raising you.

    • @joannlarson6386
      @joannlarson6386 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It said Kane was marked and went to live with the others. So it seems Adams and Eves DNA was created different from the others.

    • @stauguastine
      @stauguastine หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@joannlarson6386 I think it is time you reread that part of Genesis, it doesn't say he went to live with "others", he had his wife and they had offspring and created the line of Cain. Cain and his wife were the offspring of Adam and Eve. Geneticists concluded that all human beings on Earth right now can trace their lineage back to the Eve gene, a single common female ancestor whom scientists called the Mitochondrial Eve. So, yeah, there's that too. We're all related in reality.

  • @nicholashendrata
    @nicholashendrata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3513

    “We, as a species, are essentially, fucked”

    • @ilovemyfrog6648
      @ilovemyfrog6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      cant like it cuz its perfectly at 69 likes

    • @levbiggs
      @levbiggs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ilovemyfrog6648 it changed... I'm saf

    • @hdhwkq
      @hdhwkq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oof

    • @il9375
      @il9375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you died bc you are part ofcthe human species

    • @runsett
      @runsett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      talk about it... I am at work, listening to this and when he said it, I just lost it :D :D

  • @painfulpokemon
    @painfulpokemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3346

    I really watched a mustached man talk about incest for 18 minutes just to be told I'm an inbred at the end. Absolutely astounding bait.

    • @theredneckbuddha2763
      @theredneckbuddha2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Thank you for saving me time!

    • @schneeli8198
      @schneeli8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      I thought the same thing. Perfect longcon to call someone inbred and be justifed.
      Outstanding move.
      Im gonna send this to a friend of mine who has a prominent chin.

    • @DAViDD767
      @DAViDD767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hawhawhaw

    • @nuvomusique4171
      @nuvomusique4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @butcherax
      @butcherax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You... are inbred.
      I hope you enjoyed the video, click the like button and buy my book...

  • @Daniel-ob2ml
    @Daniel-ob2ml ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Genetically speaking, the human species was down to 11,000 individuals at one time. It was a genetic bottleneck. My family moved to a small town when I was 2. My best friend was there from an original family of that town. All of his girlfriends growing up were related to him in some way. Mostly 2nd cousins, but at least one was a first cousin. Thank God I didn't have that problem.

  • @DihelsonMendonca
    @DihelsonMendonca ปีที่แล้ว +24

    ⚠️ 6:21 "You can forget about a career on snooker" that was really hilarious. I love when these episodes have these touches of humour. 😅😅😅❤

  • @mikewatman5445
    @mikewatman5445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3508

    It’s not incest if you shout “No Chromo”.
    To all fellow GiggUK fans that liked this: “Anime is trash, and so am I”

    • @sammymayes7648
      @sammymayes7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      under rated

    • @distant2819
      @distant2819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This actually got me dead lol

    • @moxypicture5681
      @moxypicture5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      no bromance 🥴

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      communist rat . That wouldn’t lead to offspring at all.

    • @KING_NJADAKA
      @KING_NJADAKA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      that was sooo corny but still take this W

  • @pepearown4968
    @pepearown4968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3559

    I don’t care if it’s dangerous. I need to inbreed my Minecraft cows or else I’ll starve to death. It’s a lot more efficient that way.

    • @snail_smoothie2314
      @snail_smoothie2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      I guess genes don't work in minecraft, they just copy and paste the animal maybe like asexual reproduction

    • @tri..8541
      @tri..8541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Now i know why every thing is square

    • @Kniero
      @Kniero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      All minecraft cows are female.

    • @snail_smoothie2314
      @snail_smoothie2314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Kniero I think the creator(s) said they don't have a gender or had both with would make sense but they do look female

    • @goxull07
      @goxull07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LmaooOoO

  • @chloeirnes
    @chloeirnes ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My heart goes out to all the stock footage models used in the creation of this video!

  • @gedq
    @gedq ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Interesting little factlet: the distance from the Earth to the Sun is known to astronomers as an "Astronomical Unit" (AU). The ratio of 1 AU to 1 light year is almost identical to the ratio of one inch to one mile. This means that if you draw a dot roughly the thickness of a human hair, then another dot half that thickness one inch away, the furthest humans have ever travelled from the earth is from the centre to somewhere around the edge of that smaller dot.
    And Proxima Centauri is four and a quarter miles away.

  • @chanagui3945
    @chanagui3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3136

    "the largest number of children produced by one couple is 69"
    ಠ_ಠ

    • @daviddennis4376
      @daviddennis4376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Nice

    • @jaydeepalmer
      @jaydeepalmer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nice

    • @rlh9373
      @rlh9373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      No it 68 and she owes him 1

    • @SugmaNatsu
      @SugmaNatsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i knew i'd see a comment like this somewhere

    • @Muswell
      @Muswell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      What on Earth was her vagina & womb like after 20 . . & beyond ?

  • @nowilltolive4123
    @nowilltolive4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23224

    When your family tree is a wreath.

    • @l.e.b.3541
      @l.e.b.3541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Funny funny Family-Hulahoop

    • @desmondcrowley4499
      @desmondcrowley4499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Bruh

    • @Soler4485
      @Soler4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      You need more upvotes on this comment. I will help you

    • @catwalkster
      @catwalkster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @Rubesmanzenski
      @Rubesmanzenski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmfao

  • @sriharshacv7760
    @sriharshacv7760 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There was one article in a Pakistani magazine by a female journalist that read: Bhaiyya to Saiyya (Brother to darling) that dealt about cousin marriages among elites to keep themselves 'pure'.

  • @keegobricks9734
    @keegobricks9734 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The last 2 men on earth:
    "Joe... I know it's weird... but we gotta at least _try_ to repopulate the earth. Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky with it."

  • @catonfire5010
    @catonfire5010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4401

    Scientists: “INBREEDING IS DANGEROUS AND BAD, YA’LL”
    People who own pugs and bulldogs:
    👁👄👁

    • @alexfelton4934
      @alexfelton4934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That's selective breeding isn't it?

    • @UberMangaka
      @UberMangaka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      @@alexfelton4934 Which in this particular case is a fancy way of saying inbred. Ever wonder why purebred dogs have so many genetic defects and conditions? This is the reason. People Habsburged bulldogs into existence, a breed which often has about as many serious genetic problems as the later end of the actual Habsburg dynasty, not the least of which is difficulty breathing since it's literally genetically made to have a smashed-in nose. I don't recall the specifics it was on Adam Ruins Everything a few years back.

    • @socmonki
      @socmonki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@alexfelton4934 nowadays i dont think inbreeding is as big a problem, but back when dog breeding started, and for a long time after, inbreeding was part of getting the traits they wanted. its really sad, because a lot of dog breeds have serious health issues because of it (hip problems, breathing problems, etc). cats were done in much the same way.

    • @caden995
      @caden995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Alex Felton usually selective breeding is just inbreeding

    • @MyName_Jeff
      @MyName_Jeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@socmonki It still happens, that's why we have dog breeds.

  • @silence.9376
    @silence.9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13151

    *"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"*
    _-Human Brain_

    • @azv30pauigferdinandfranche91
      @azv30pauigferdinandfranche91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      *insert obama medaling obama template here*
      edit: why u talking about gender and tiktok?

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      you mean the female brain?

    • @Rmac335
      @Rmac335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      @@paulgoogol2652 no.

    • @LazyLoonz
      @LazyLoonz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@paulgoogol2652 😐

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@paulgoogol2652 my man

  • @pacldawson
    @pacldawson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm glad you covered how the "family root system" starts collapsing upon itself the farther back you go. It completely makes sense, and it's one of those "inconvenient truths" that almost no one knows or thinks about.

  • @rachelh9150
    @rachelh9150 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a teenager I dated a guy who was a cousin to my cousin (on the other side of the family for him) and even though he and I weren't directly related I was immediately repulsed

  • @congo9881
    @congo9881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4523

    This reminds of the time in first grade I said "If the world started with only 2 people, we're all related" man I was so innocent

    • @flagmichael
      @flagmichael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Yet, since we apparently descended from Great Apes with a different number of chromosomes it is extremely likely we descended from the same pair of mutants.

    • @LumboDumbo
      @LumboDumbo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@flagmichael Hey sibling

    • @sapfits1179
      @sapfits1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      no step sis anymore :(

    • @collinnmckinleywarden1845
      @collinnmckinleywarden1845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      This still gets my brain running. I always thought this and im still confused

    • @Zireael83
      @Zireael83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sapfits1179 best. comment. ever ^^ - thanks!

  • @vivek7946
    @vivek7946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9195

    "We all are inbred, and We all are part of a family"
    Vin Diesel : **Breathing intensifies**

    • @Ace_combatent
      @Ace_combatent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Insert a spanish song

    • @jc-px8ox
      @jc-px8ox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Ace_combatent and race a cuban mile

    • @futurefuturetrunks7863
      @futurefuturetrunks7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      F A M I L Y

    • @vafixer8885
      @vafixer8885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@futurefuturetrunks7863 AAAAAAHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH OOOHH OOOOOHHH OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOWWWW WWULLUULUDUDLULULULULULLUUUULUUULUUULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @futurefuturetrunks7863
      @futurefuturetrunks7863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@vafixer8885 lol tf

  • @Angie-mm9rn
    @Angie-mm9rn หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I so enjoyed your wit, your quiet irony and sarcasm. In the hopes that you keep it up in all your videos I'm now off to search for more😊😊

  • @karatecorgi7685
    @karatecorgi7685 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thoughty2 always presents his content in a factual but funny way that sticks in my mind ❤️ Love your vids, dude :)

  • @Ulmaar
    @Ulmaar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    "They shagged themselves out of existence" - this line got me.

    • @cyclenutter2715
      @cyclenutter2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He said 'shacked' but I'm sure that joke was intended haha

    • @petertaylor3600
      @petertaylor3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anejiry: Yes, but what a way to go!

    • @petertaylor3600
      @petertaylor3600 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I pass.

    • @bobtom2633
      @bobtom2633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cyclenutter2715 No he said shagged.

    • @guyfaux900
      @guyfaux900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shagged out of Existence
      (Kirk and the 60s)
      An autobiography by
      William Shatner

  • @99temporal
    @99temporal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    "why is inbreeding so dangerous?"
    *points at pug*

    • @travin8987
      @travin8987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Inbreeding took a good damn frying pan to the pug`s face

    • @somerandomperson1662
      @somerandomperson1662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Kid Chaor I feel so bad for pugs people only breeded them for there amusement

    • @IHTCAU
      @IHTCAU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Pugs can barely breathe for their entire lives and they're pretty ugly imo

    • @moogleydoot
      @moogleydoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      pug: *HHHRRCHH*

    • @Alex-om8kb
      @Alex-om8kb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don’t be pugcist

  • @M.Campbell-Sherwood
    @M.Campbell-Sherwood หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can confirm this first hand. My grt Grt grandparents were cousins (either once removed or second; their maternal grandmothers were sisters, it’s possible they were twins too). Anyway my paternal line is still paying for it and hard. They were the last ones in our direct line, that I know of, to intermarry.
    My dad’s mother had some family intermarriage, but nothing like my dad’s paternal grandmother’s family. Plus no one on my grandmother’s family seemed to be affected the way they are on the other side. They’re all just..different and in several ways. Some generations are worse than others and some aren’t.

  • @DonCarlione973
    @DonCarlione973 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This one really made you think 🤔
    Thanx man! Great episode 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @averagewikipediaenthusiast3088
    @averagewikipediaenthusiast3088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    "His grandmother is also his aunt" How incested does one have to be for that to happen?

    • @likesrush
      @likesrush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      His father had a sister who gave birth to his mother. That's REALLY inbred. This means his father Y had a daughter X by his own sister Z, whom he married. Then Z dies, so he marries his own daughter X. She's (X )is the product of he (Y) and his own sister (Z), ok? So Y marries his daughter X and they gave birth to the man in question, whose name I missed because I was too blown away.
      After someone liked it and I was notified, I reread it and found that I screwed it up and it sat that way for a week. Sorry folks.
      Anyway, that's how messed up it is.
      I didn't think it was possible to conceive in this situation. I guess practice makes...uh.... possible?
      And the resultant freak survived smallpox? Take THAT Darwin. Or, way to go, Darwin. I'm not sure which.

    • @cucumber623
      @cucumber623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      alabama

    • @5050ChanceImSerious
      @5050ChanceImSerious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@likesrush Not that complicated. His father bred with his own niece. (Aunt because she is dad's sister; grandmother because she is mom's mom)

    • @5050ChanceImSerious
      @5050ChanceImSerious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      His father bred with his own niece. Not that crazy.

    • @5050ChanceImSerious
      @5050ChanceImSerious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Noémi Szolnay His father bred with his own niece.

  • @orange-one
    @orange-one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2304

    It's illegal with siblings.
    Porn: "step"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I have two hot TH-camr girlfriends and I am the best TH-camr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear teeth

    • @Soliac.Trahkorsky
      @Soliac.Trahkorsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thesonicsupershow4063 lol woosh

    • @dellt3122
      @dellt3122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed leaving only Lot and his two daughters, he fathered kids by his daughters, brothers and sisters and they are fine and that happens even in this twentieth century.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      watcha doin stepbro

    • @ogsupremelyvida
      @ogsupremelyvida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ribbons0121 R121 what are doing in my room stepbro 😟😏

  • @TheWatcher-kv8jx
    @TheWatcher-kv8jx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I used to think this was common knowledge. Then I grew older and realized most people have very limited intellect, access to information, and desire to learn anything on their own.

  • @jeremiahlyleseditor437
    @jeremiahlyleseditor437 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very Well done.
    You have a great point that I read about somewhere decades ago on the subject of the resetting of the population so to speak.
    The article mention cataclysms but predominantly the one we now call the "Younger Dryas" (spelling?)

  • @maximusmilazzo5760
    @maximusmilazzo5760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    Error: this video is blocked in the state of Alabama

    • @cloudmonkey7716
      @cloudmonkey7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This joke is overused.

    • @cloudmonkey7716
      @cloudmonkey7716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Sam Lim This joke was never funny m8.

    • @snarfjohnson2262
      @snarfjohnson2262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Wladpad people don't realize the prominence of inbreeding in middle-eastern countries is on a whole other level.

    • @jesse9713
      @jesse9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How many times did you scroll by this comment before you decided to write it?

    • @kt-xy5zo
      @kt-xy5zo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Matthew Chandler I’ve lived in Alabama my entire life. Never met anyone who is inbred, never met someone who knows someone who’s inbred, etc. I don’t doubt that it happens, but it’s not definitely not common. I’ve heard this joke my whole life and yeah, it’s really old and lost it’s humor years ago.

  • @lillygirl9582
    @lillygirl9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6787

    “Incurable ugliness” I’ve never laughed so hard lol

    • @wisdon
      @wisdon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The same desease Angela Merkel has

    • @dejamike88
      @dejamike88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This is probably the greatest insults of one’s physical appearance of all time.

    • @migsestrella5188
      @migsestrella5188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Once, there was an ugly barnacle.
      He was so ugly that everyone died.
      The end.
      - Patrick Star

    • @rohitrath
      @rohitrath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      also "they shagged themselves out of existence"

    • @amkummel7257
      @amkummel7257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@wisdon But she is smarter than almost anybody

  • @Hailey_Robinson33
    @Hailey_Robinson33 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Sadly I love telling my classmates we are all related each time they ask something… yes I’ve known for awhile now sadly… and mostly definitely knew before this video was even made…

  • @andysix246
    @andysix246 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love this tongue in cheek delivery, brilliant 😂😮

  • @archerer98
    @archerer98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    Of course the record for most children is 69..

  • @madelinevance8954
    @madelinevance8954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5867

    My grandma was born in a small town called Bunkervill. New people rarely came to stay, and residents rarely left, meaning that most people were related to some degree. Her father noticed that many of the people were kind of slow and a little weird. He decided to move when his son started dating his second cousin.

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      ……..jesus.

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Bunkervill Nevada?

    • @madelinevance8954
      @madelinevance8954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Yeah actually.

    • @NewNicator
      @NewNicator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      _Hwite_ people I presume? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

    • @LiliansGardens
      @LiliansGardens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      So what happened neto those left behind? aaathen is there a marked difference in offspring accuity as a result of his move?

  • @robertpillowjr.1672
    @robertpillowjr.1672 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Your videos are the best!! Just beilliant! God bless you my friend. You and your team!

  • @timothyvincent7371
    @timothyvincent7371 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I was reluctant to view this at first because as a rural hillbilly U.S. Southerner we have often been accused of having family trees that didn't branch. I was prepared to be outraged but found this presentation to accurately present the truth about genetics. By the way, the Hapsburgs were rightly mentioned but has anyone traced the geneology of the British noble classes? My own American ancestry is mostly unknown because very few records were kept for people of their station in the early years of colonization, but they seem to include people from much of western Europe as well as some Native Americans, if I had impregnated one of my first cousins there should have been a genetic safety buffer built in. That never happened even though all of them grew up to be exceptionally attractive young women. If we ever launch multi- generational starship colony ships it would be easy to include genetic diversity in the form of frozen sperm and ova; I would think the greater danger would be that the would go mad and kill each other.

    • @privateinformation2960
      @privateinformation2960 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      UK royals are inbred as hell, as is pretty much every reigning family, the majority of them descend from Christian X of Denmark "The grandfather of europe"
      Lizze and Prince Phillip are 2nd cousins, both related to Queen Victoria.
      HOWEVER - it doesnt go all the way back to William I as different dynasties pop in and out. The RIGHTFUL heir to the throne of england actually lives in Jerilderie NSW.

  • @gabriellentz2516
    @gabriellentz2516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    Dad: Are you winning son.
    Son inbreeding generations of pigs in Minecraft.
    Son: Yes.

    • @blackswordsman8549
      @blackswordsman8549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @conlon4332
      @conlon4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was worried about where that was going for a moment.

    • @itsjustlukeRevive
      @itsjustlukeRevive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey winning I'm your step-bro

    • @lunagotdippedinsauce9432
      @lunagotdippedinsauce9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i remember doing that with dogs and just releasing them into the nether afterwards

    • @Rishiig
      @Rishiig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that a Chubbyemu reference to his current latest video?

  • @watema3381
    @watema3381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

    He's definitely saying "Forty-Two"

    • @abhishekmukherjee4857
      @abhishekmukherjee4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Right! He admitted that few years ago

    • @foxkit69
      @foxkit69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      His specific dialect of British English pronounces the "th" sound as an "f" sound more often than not. So technically he's saying "Foughty-Two" lol

    • @proksalevente
      @proksalevente 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I can hear the TH, but it is really subtle. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised, if he did it just to fuck with people.

    • @dogless10
      @dogless10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well, we know that 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything, after all.

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I used to hear thirty-two a few years ago.

  • @ms.annthropic6341
    @ms.annthropic6341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Marie Antoinette was actually related to the Hapsburgs and had a mild case of the Hapsburg jaw.
    She was still considered quite attractive, but was said to have a permanent pout.

  • @dudeatmenangle
    @dudeatmenangle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love your work, a couple of good chuckles today.

  • @MrWeedCat7070
    @MrWeedCat7070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Nature said: "Hell to the no." And Charlies testicles disappeared.

  • @ErnestJay88
    @ErnestJay88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Hapsburg be like :
    👁️ 👁️
    👃
    👄

  • @user-hg8cv5hr7z
    @user-hg8cv5hr7z 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:47 "Assuming the all the important bits survive the apocalypse in full working order."
    😮
    Took me a minute😂😂😂

  • @davidjacobs4718
    @davidjacobs4718 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Our family tree don't fork son"

  • @luke_0605
    @luke_0605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Alabama: "I'm going to pretend I didn't see that"

    • @dragonbones3885
      @dragonbones3885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Israel: th-cam.com/video/06BIcngJJ4A/w-d-xo.html

    • @t.thomas8919
      @t.thomas8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean, Alabama? That would mean you know how to read! XD

    • @arbelote
      @arbelote 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe your sister will too...lol ok man lol

    • @ufarkingicehole
      @ufarkingicehole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Louisiana....hold my beer

    • @kashmonei5861
      @kashmonei5861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As an Alabamian, I've got no idea why people always make incest jokes about us when Mississippi is literally right over there!

  • @nickywh1t3
    @nickywh1t3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    You didn’t have to look directly into my eyes and then wink as you called me inbred, I feel dirty.

    • @petertaylor3600
      @petertaylor3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cows and dogs are different, though. Look at pedigrees of prize mutts and you see the number of inbreeding. Enough to make you feel really ill.

    • @republiquedujeu818
      @republiquedujeu818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I do too it gives me the chills just thinking about it

    • @shodejun
      @shodejun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the way this was written lmfaoo! well put

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      HA, I dont like making eye contact, even with videos, I wasnt as creeped out, victory goes to shyest giant.

    • @Ndlanding
      @Ndlanding 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would appear that all the comments here were written by inbreds.

  • @WurstHans666
    @WurstHans666 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    After i saw the narrators mustache combined with those trouser holders, i would say, extinction can´t happen early enough.

  • @philippest-hilaire1105
    @philippest-hilaire1105 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of your best episode ! Thank you !

  • @EvanKar
    @EvanKar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    This guy would be perfect for the role of a 1930’s locomotive engineer. Edit: Thank you guys for the love💜

    • @angelusvastator1297
      @angelusvastator1297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He even has the look.

    • @jeremiahfry6799
      @jeremiahfry6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you heard of jshlatt

    • @crgaming8102
      @crgaming8102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is the good version of Daniel Plainview

    • @Big.G5137
      @Big.G5137 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @Icykrissy
      @Icykrissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment is everything

  • @unreal_user9516
    @unreal_user9516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    No wonder I'm a virgin, my brain is telling me everyone is family.

    • @7eyedcrow
      @7eyedcrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      sure let’s blame the brain 😂

    • @carolcoates3750
      @carolcoates3750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Best comment so far!!

    • @leadgindairy3709
      @leadgindairy3709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      subbed

    • @anti-popfpv4638
      @anti-popfpv4638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      My brain tells me everyone is bait

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DALIJA GYURITY I`m subbing because of your comment ;)

  • @comfusedpassanger3399
    @comfusedpassanger3399 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When watching these videos it comes to my mind how little I think about the big questions.

  • @Javedskyknight
    @Javedskyknight 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Loved the video! and though true that I never thought about it in those exacts. Just thinking that the human race is over 40.000 years old I always knew that if you HAD the resources to go THAT far back, everyone would be related one way or another.

  • @dukekessler6292
    @dukekessler6292 ปีที่แล้ว +1647

    It's never good when the "how I met your mother" story starts at a family reunion.

    • @tja4379
      @tja4379 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      as long as it doesn't end there...

    • @Unhealthilylikesmath
      @Unhealthilylikesmath ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bro the other day I found out my parents are 7th cousins😢

    • @phantomdream7442
      @phantomdream7442 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Unhealthilylikesmath You also share 50% of your DNA with a banana.

    • @ketchups2777
      @ketchups2777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @ss67camaronut
      @ss67camaronut ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see that you have never been to Fayette County in PA lol.

  • @richardcheese4680
    @richardcheese4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    It’s very unlikely that exactly two humans survive. Either no ones survives or little groups all over the place.

    • @Skye-ve6tc
      @Skye-ve6tc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      In theory one such little group could have only 2 people (or maybe just 2 people willing and able to breed) and depending on how spread out surviving groups are, they might think they were the last people ever. So in theory it would be better to search for other survivors if your intent was to repopulate the Earth.

    • @ejc4421
      @ejc4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      and with 2020 luck, that group will already be immediate family members.

    • @googleuser9383
      @googleuser9383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine a fallout scenario. Nobody would survive due to fault tec being idi0ts

    • @bluesolace9052
      @bluesolace9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I could imagine someone about to start the repopulation procedure with their cousin and another group of survivors just shows up screaming: "WAIT NO DON"T DO IT!!! STOP!!!"

    • @projectsanctuary7944
      @projectsanctuary7944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ejc4421 or both same gender

  • @OurDee
    @OurDee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A joke I always liked, "Your family tree goes straight up."

  • @tk0pilot
    @tk0pilot ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😢 holy. Prolly should stop calling my cousin about that "tech related issue" she needed fixed every thursday ..... 😂

  • @zaydansari4408
    @zaydansari4408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Was expecting him to say we are related, in a touchy endearing video conclusion.....
    Then he called me inbred

    • @maria-melek
      @maria-melek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was expecting that too

    • @anysailer
      @anysailer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, his point was that we are all in fact inbred including himself.

    • @alexandralite835
      @alexandralite835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    Alabama: “what are you doing step-bro?”
    Royal families: “What are you doing bro?”

    • @andvil01
      @andvil01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So Alabama is to blame for the stepsister porn?

    • @johnnysins4715
      @johnnysins4715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@andvil01 probably

    • @johnnysins4715
      @johnnysins4715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@andvil01 and the sister porn

    • @ultimatealien1001
      @ultimatealien1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A bit of Kentucky and West Virginia too 😅😋

    • @waynegacyii9010
      @waynegacyii9010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      New Jersey ranked number 1 in incest.
      TV education on display.

  • @UmActuallyNerd
    @UmActuallyNerd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Did I just watch an 18min video just to be called inbred 💀

  • @matthewofmoo22
    @matthewofmoo22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    The guy doing his autopsy said something like “he was the most grotesque human and it baffles me he lived this long!”

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I was shocked so many details of that autopsy were left out here. As I recall his lungs and most of his head were full of water, his brain was the size of a nut and he had no heart the coroner could find in his chest. If even half of it was true it really was bizarre and shocking that he lived as long as he did.

    • @ithorn5554
      @ithorn5554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Poor guy honestly...

    • @kramer1372
      @kramer1372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i Thorn ... i was thinking the same thing.. poor bastard.. not his fault... now, excuse me while i continue my vomitfest...

    • @daddyguy29
      @daddyguy29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      vitriolicAmaranth that can’t even be possible how did he live without a heart

    • @bethklecha5945
      @bethklecha5945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heart could have been flipped and on far right. Knew a kid with this condition.

  • @svennap3125
    @svennap3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    So basically we just watched our insanely distant cousin tell us we’re all related

    • @traviscooper8756
      @traviscooper8756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yep pretty much sums it up, guess we are just one big incest ball that is humanity.

    • @Eren03eren
      @Eren03eren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@traviscooper8756 Sweet Home, Planet Earth

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is a bit odd

    • @ProfPuffOfficial
      @ProfPuffOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Our population genetic diversity and genetic drift outpaces inbreeding luckily

    • @zacziggarot
      @zacziggarot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're breeding with another human you're doing inbreeding?
      We need catgirls NOW! 😂

  • @GooberGoofy-lj5yd
    @GooberGoofy-lj5yd 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Such horrific diseases caused by this and yet the only thing I got in common with my ex girlfriends father is that she used to call us both daddy.

  • @LET_US_TALK_OPENLY
    @LET_US_TALK_OPENLY ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for your content you always have very interesting topics

  • @Lolcontract
    @Lolcontract 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Me: “Wait a minute, we’re all inbred?”
    Alabama: *points gun* “Always has been”

    • @cristiandominguez8353
      @cristiandominguez8353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hahah I read that shit in hill Billy accent

    • @Mitch2294
      @Mitch2294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Arkansas says yea what’s the problem. Been like that forever.

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cristiandominguez8353 Me too

    • @caiorezei
      @caiorezei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gosh darn it

    • @okkia4122
      @okkia4122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Que hunter x hunter music

  • @WSB1469
    @WSB1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    Videos like this are a refreshing change from the cringe that usually fills the trending tab.

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I do not know. Incest is rather cringy. However, I have a really hot first cousin that is suffering from a broken heart that suggested I visit her trailer and bring her some moonshine, a moon pie, a clean pair of panties, and wear a Richard Petty hat. She said she wanted for me to help her forget her boyfriend that went to prison for making the meth lab in her bathroom. Poor girl. I think I will paint a number 43 on the side of my car, get the moonshine, the moon pie, a clean pair of panties, and wear the Richard Petty hat for her. It is the least a concerned cousin can do for her.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's cringe that you follow the trending tab first and foremost. I only ever see it when I first log on from a new device.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture5102
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture5102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      DONT READ MY PROFILE NAME!

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@indridcold8433 LMAO!!! Get er dun!

    • @indridcold8433
      @indridcold8433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DeathBYDesign666 Yep, she will be walking with a limp, a musky smell, an early pregnancy, and a smile on her face after I comfort her. Junior will be great. He will be able to sing a duet with himself, being born with two heads.

  • @EddieM1994
    @EddieM1994 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sigmund Freud: Incest is a universal taboo across humanity.
    Ancient Egyptians: Hold my hqt.

  • @christophecamus8410
    @christophecamus8410 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great video very interesting as always

  • @alnimri
    @alnimri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    This might be a little immature, however when he said the record was 69, I was truly hoping for a *_"Nice"_* .

    • @richardmorgan3665
      @richardmorgan3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know I said it

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@richardmorgan3665 same here lol

    • @xitcix8360
      @xitcix8360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everybody said it, perhaps not aloud, but everybody said it

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      as a jojo fan i will grant your wish. NIICE!!!

    • @alnimri
      @alnimri 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mithmoonwalker granting wishes in JoJo didn't work out well for Polnareff lol. What's the catch here mate?

  • @jackjohnson4524
    @jackjohnson4524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    “Adam and Eve create the worlds most disturbing family” a novel.

    • @KevvStarrGaming
      @KevvStarrGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr lol

    • @JaymeSplendid
      @JaymeSplendid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Then came Noah and his family and their wives and they did it again....

    • @jackjohnson4524
      @jackjohnson4524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jayme Splendid the sequel

    • @yungactivist
      @yungactivist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @pauloazuela8488
      @pauloazuela8488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I already know that we might be part of inbreeds but I couldn't fathom how much it takes for it to avoid all the dangerous effects.

  • @animalbird9436
    @animalbird9436 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    gr8 content as usual..i dont know what has the most movement your hands or ye eyebrows🤣only jking .love your channel😍😄😄

  • @iratozer9622
    @iratozer9622 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of your better ones, although I enjoy nearly all of your videos'. Thanks

  • @nettlecider
    @nettlecider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    'We are the biggest bullies of the world'
    'They shagged themselves out of existence' , dayumn bruh, you are getting more quotable by a minute

    • @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1
      @SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pretty sure most animal empires are the biggest bullies, if we compare them with the civilized part of humanity. There's respectable, peaceful and contributory individuals out there.

    • @Trlll
      @Trlll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Serenity Animals rape and kill and cause havoc more than humans, and we can’t stop them. And we think they’re the lesser species.... tsk

    • @High_Monk
      @High_Monk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1 Except humans are an intelligent species and they can choose what they want to do while animals are mostly driven by instinct.

    • @pharaohyami5000
      @pharaohyami5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well... he did mention we're all phucked. *shrugs*

    • @perrynnlynch3811
      @perrynnlynch3811 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great comment.

  • @pyra1488
    @pyra1488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Now you know why it’s always “step sister” instead of “sister”

    • @doomguy5112
      @doomguy5112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bruh

    • @jpvoxdawg
      @jpvoxdawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      why is there so much of it tho?! They took all the hot chicks and made them step-sisters.

    • @geethsan1567
      @geethsan1567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      what are you doing step bro

    • @ristokaratisto6068
      @ristokaratisto6068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But why is it always the washing machines

    • @jpvoxdawg
      @jpvoxdawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Risto Karatisto HELP I’m stuck under the coffee table.

  • @OnceAndFutureDrengr
    @OnceAndFutureDrengr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Charles II was the last Habsburg ruler _of Spain_ but not the last Habsburg monarch (which was Karl I of the Austro-Hungary Empire, who fell after they lost WW1). That last eperor still has living descendants today. The family line lives on.

  • @d.s.2016
    @d.s.2016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video Bro!

  • @ThanosDestroyeryearsago
    @ThanosDestroyeryearsago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    The fact that the most number of children a couple had was 69 is hilarious.

  • @LittlewingsTravels
    @LittlewingsTravels 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Always enjoy your variety of content

  • @TheChrisLeone
    @TheChrisLeone ปีที่แล้ว

    I spent about 20 minutes explaining to someone that finding out their fiancee is related to them by marriage means nothing. You're not GENETICALLY related, just by law.

  • @mohammedalssamraey9581
    @mohammedalssamraey9581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    “how that master plan failed to work, I guess we'll never know”
    Literally I almost died laughing at that 😅

    • @LUNATICME
      @LUNATICME 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know, me too. 😂

    • @OtherPony
      @OtherPony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Glad you survived bro. I laughed too a bit at that

    • @petertaylor3600
      @petertaylor3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy and safe laughing, Mohammed.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      9:56

    • @alankrebs856
      @alankrebs856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Climate Change??? Uh huh. And "woman" with "penises". They think we are Morons.

  • @MrSucc-fp7rt
    @MrSucc-fp7rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Years ago, he was a business man, with a suit and tie. I come back years later and he's a Cowboy.
    WHAT

    • @fernwhite9158
      @fernwhite9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He took the only right path a man can choose.

    • @thomasridley8675
      @thomasridley8675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its called getting older.

    • @kidd3836
      @kidd3836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Evolution

    • @vernaute2803
      @vernaute2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      British cowboy

    • @rivolinho
      @rivolinho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotta have that hook

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow this was good…
    Thank you
    Yep, I’ll be buying that book, it’s the least I could do considering all you’ve given to us.

  • @Ivftinianvs
    @Ivftinianvs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This fails to take into account the mutations that occur with every generation - eventually mutations make us distantly enough related in a genetic sense that the dangers recede.

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2180

    One correction: the common theory now goes that we didn’t kill off Neanderthals as much as we absorbed them. Through breeding, we just kinda streamlined into one species.

    • @Nanamka
      @Nanamka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Isn't it rather that the neanderthals were prone to raping other sapiens, so they left their genes all over the place, but are not the main "species"?

    • @AdakStillStands
      @AdakStillStands 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@Nanamka Both species took advantage of the others females for sport or circumstance (village raid, trade, ambush). Each considered the other "ugly" but an acceptable receptical "to relieve ones needs". Animal sex was not desireable but present and Neanderthals we're considered animals as it was. Cross-breeding brought about deformities of their own, but over 40,000 years, most have been bred out or absorbed. Similar to Australia's position years ago that they would "breed the blackness" out of the Aborigines by placing them with whites. Nowadays the cultures are splitting more rapidly as blacks and whites combine, Asians with Europeans, Chinese with Hispanic, the resulting children as diverse as ever! Except for North Koreans. They're a little different and unique in avoiding polluting their countrys gene pool. Have a great life cousin!!

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Basically all humanoid ancestors on the big family tree of humankind were in some way assimilated or “absorbed” into the fold through interbreeding and the combined genetics and traits that resulted had been the beginning of our modern day selves as homo Sapians. Basically all da hominids were gettin’ freaky with each other in a massive interspecies orgy for a few odd centuries and we’re the end result.

    • @theonionqueen3519
      @theonionqueen3519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@awofstlkr8500 Ok? The fuck is your point? Also, why did you call them “knuckle draggers?”

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@awofstlkr8500 Actually, Neanderthals we’re very intelligent. They were actually the first humanoid ancestors of ours to practice ritual burial. They even made cave art, which shows signs of advanced intelligence and creativity. The odds are that we all carry some Neanderthal DNA inside us. More so if you’re of European descent.

  • @edsayshey3314
    @edsayshey3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2929

    Fun fact: when I was looking at my family tree, around the 1800s one of my relatives decided it would be a good idea to have a baby with his daughter

  • @heribertorivera6519
    @heribertorivera6519 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You are one unbelievably funny 😂😂😂!!!
    "After the inevitable joke: I wouldn't sleep with you even if you were the last man on Earth ceased to be funny" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    That's a good one buddy 😂😂😂👍

  • @kippie2293
    @kippie2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    This the type of video my biology teacher would show us when she didn’t feel like teaching

    • @Icykrissy
      @Icykrissy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I’m a substitute teacher and this is the type of videos I’d play in Science class lol

    • @charlesjenkins7130
      @charlesjenkins7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was hungover.

    • @StopFear
      @StopFear 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe you should stop whining about your teacher.

    • @jasonshirrillmusic
      @jasonshirrillmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but then today she would get fired because it was not woke

  • @DarshUK1
    @DarshUK1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +646

    That’s why the “step” part is so important in the phrase “What are you doing Step-bro?!”

    • @marthazhang7704
      @marthazhang7704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmaoo

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ....because...you're gonna have his baby????

    • @Parrtorias
      @Parrtorias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the great "What're you doing, Step-bro?"

    • @SirLavii
      @SirLavii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @elliadora
      @elliadora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      X-Entrik 97 what is that emoji 😹 also your name looks like Elon Musks child

  • @mari.s752
    @mari.s752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I have some distant cousins in Tennessee and Kentucky. I met them when I was about 53 years younger. I have to admit they weren't the best looking group of people I had ever met but they were certainly nice enough. They seemed kinda secluded in a deliberate way if you know what I mean. Ironically it was around that time that I first heard about inbreeding. Not trying to insinuate anything but - actually I am, very much so insinuating that it is almost certain there is some uncle cousin father stuff going on in that branch of my family tree. Ever seen deliverance? Ya, kinda like that*

  • @serbannicolau3489
    @serbannicolau3489 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    12:36 Best assessment

  • @Rumple88.
    @Rumple88. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Charles V: "Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!"

    • @Saddam_al-Husseini
      @Saddam_al-Husseini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yes, a strongly inbred boy.

    • @lil_ghost5802
      @lil_ghost5802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I see you watched oversimplified’s video that included Charles V

    • @TKUA11
      @TKUA11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nowadays our elites abuse children, instead of being inbred, still as disgusting though

    • @icesister1493
      @icesister1493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      More like "mmy ss ts stng cn fr stng b" bc he couldn't talk well

    • @Unpug
      @Unpug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oversimplified! :D

  • @charvikripalani2270
    @charvikripalani2270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    "Everyone on planet earth is inbred and my far off related family"
    Hello, my far off family who's reading this comment!