Biden Docs Saga Plays Right Into GOP Hands | Gaetz Presses George Santos On Campaign Funding
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- More classified documents were found at President Biden’s residence, prompting House GOP members to demand access to visitor logs. Elsewhere in Washington, Rep. Matt Gaetz tried to get Rep. George Santos to reveal where he got the $705,000 he loaned his campaign.
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Why is Gaetz asking about anything other than when he's going to be banned from public schools?
Sadly they drop the charges against him. Kind of reminds me of the time with Epstein when they didn't feel like prosecuting someone powerful in Florida. Not like we would ever do something like that down here on a regular basis.....
...playgrounds and swimming pools too.
Did you happen to see Hunter's laptop? 👀
Still a rich hunting ground at Nancy DeVos private schools & Private Catholic schools. Matt doesn't discriminate on religious affiliation or ethnicity.
@@Mrcrawford100 No, & nor did you. Anything of actual interest to offer Sean?
On George Santos:
"Pathological lying is a symptom of various personality disorders, including antisocial, narcissistic, and histrionic personality disorders."
You're right. You must have read about the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory. Or the DSM.
Ah Trump
Most likely a sociopath.
george is either a garden variety sociopath or a fully grown psychopath. only time will tell. lets give him 30 years time. he can sit in solitary for 30 years maybe he will invent a new religion.
I'll go for histrionic - what a drama queen!
Santos is really Superman. That's why he wears those glasses. One of his superpowers is lying faster than a speeding bullet.
😂😂😂
He's Kari Lake in drag.
@@lizardog okay that must be his secret out of everything he said that one could be true
Able to tell tall tales in a single breath...😄
Still better than the best democRAT.
Santos: "Truth" is in the eye of Devolder.
👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
The funny thing about Santos… Let’s say he resigns or gets kicked out, he’ll always be able to claim he was once a US Congressman, which will sound like a lie, but will be the truth.
Nah. When he runs for President in 2024, he'll just say he's a Washington outsider.
"George Santos can do a wheelie on a unicycle" - George Santos
I heard that he can fly as long as everyone else closes their eyes.
@@DarkLink18819 nah that’s how he turns invisible!
😂😂😂
All while eating a T-Bone steak platter, which he balances on his nose.
Interviewer:"Does that mean you can ride a unicycle, Mr. Santos."
George Santos: It depends on what you mean by "ride"?
Of course when the last President sang 'happy birthday' to someone who's name he didn't know... it was Tiffany.
😆😂
Are we having breakfast at her place?
Damn
LoL!!!!!
@@danmcgriff1421 thank God he's a HARMLESS embarrassment, unlike the last president!
"It's the equity of my hard working self that I invested inside of me" is the best euphemism for "I pulled it out of my ass" I've ever heard
🤣🤣🤣 Notice he mentioned Ukraine twice but not russia... We'll see!
Ouch that musta hurt much!!😂🤣😂
ZERO college professors would let that slide.
@@louiebee6745 let's hope it was all paid in quarters
Absolutely, hands-down, best observation of the month. I like the way your mind thinks👍
'Gaetz Presses George Santos On Campaign Funding' and for some reason is himself still not in jail.
He is trying to learn from Santos!
It's probably that picture of Jesus next to Gaetz that is protecting him so far.
If Santos got that money as the result of his hard-working lifestyle, the IRS should look into it. He clearly didn't pay taxes on most of that.
The IRS can't because one of the first actions of the republicans was to fire IRS agents.
@David Wang his tax audit is the Energizer/Duracell bunny of tax fraud.
@David Wang Mar a Lardo only pays taxes to foreign countries.
@David Wang And don't forget that lying a lot also qualifies one for the presidency
It would be pleasing to see some of these posts backed up with substantiated facts yet that is clearly not the case.
Shout out to the dude that commented on here last Friday. That he saw a video of Santos in 2019 going by Anthony Devolder. You beat the media in reminding Americans that evidence. 👍
😆😆... but thk U 4 reminding me 👍💯🕊️
69. Nice. 😎
In case you weren't aware, George Santos was part of the original "Build the Wall" movement. In fact, he helped build it himself... with two broken knees. What a patriot.
The country would be better off using him as part of the wall itself. He's under investigation by the feds and we have an extradition treaty with Brazil, his future is fucked.
His mother's ashes make up part of the mortar in that big strong wall. What a son!
😹
George Santos forefathers built the hadrian wall.
Let’s consider the claims Joe Biden has made.. I mean he fell asleep at the MLK speech 🤦♂ with that the twitter files has uncovered and Hunter Biden the fact that any media source is talking about something else should alarm you.. remember there is no problem with the southern border.. the original post and all.. weird how it only became a problem when immigrants were sent to democratic states.. 🤔
That alarm bell is ringing
"She left Mr Softee... for obvious reasons..."
To visit with Mr Hardee's...
And his brother Carl's Jr.
This comment is underrated!!!
Let's not forget her illicit liaison with Bob's Big Boy!😉
It’s true, if they had announced ONCE that 10 documents had been found, the response would have been what it was. But announcing five times that two documents have been found makes it seem worse in the public’s eyes. People are fickle.
Yup. The messaging is, once again, not done well.
That phrase Santos uses "bad doings" just cracks me up every time I hear him say it. 🤣
"It's the equity... that I invested inside of me." Translation: I pulled it out out of my a$$.
I need a new translation dictionary. Mine says it means he got it procuring tweens for Goetz. Don't buy your books at Wal Mart. They're crap.
"you've been around 130 years, and while I might look it, I haven't"
Damn, that nearly made me spit out my raccoon milk.
LOL!
🦝🍼💦 dammit, what's wrong with me? I'm like a little kid playing with these emojis 🚼
Biden knows how to joke himself-- and be pleasant
I'm proud to be this comment's 100th like.
The way Biden flaked on MLK's relative's name while singing happy birthday sounded perfectly normal to me. It happens every time in my family; a third of the people singing go for the birthday person's full name, another third go for some diminutive or nickname, the rest are kids trying to cram Uncle/Aunt/Nan/Granddad or some other variation thereof. The end result sounds like what happens if you isolate just the background conversation in an old movie where everyone is just saying, "Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb," to each other. (That last bit is actually a thing).
Hey ☺️ those R my memories 💖
@@huskylove8637 I'm beginning to think they are the memories of the entire human race, stored in a gestalt consciousness and accessed at times of extreme emotion, like the ultimate embarrassment everyone feels when singing "Happy Birthday." :D
I was thinking that too. Also, in public places where it's polite to join in and you have no idea whose birthday it is.
i saw that once. this comedian got on one of those biographical old TV shows. when asked where he strut his stuff he calmly replied on the mucking futch circuit. there was no bleep he got it through. i was just a little boy when i saw that i didn't know about pig latin yet. that was in the 50s or 60s. when i finally figured it out thirty years later i laughed at his audacity in the face of all those white shirts and ties in their three piece suits.
It's ok to be a moron now.
Santos is writing a new book about the time he was involved in a plane crash in the Andes when he had to eat his entire volley ball team to survive. As a result of the plane crash both legs were broken and he performed surgery on both of his own knees using bits and pieces twisted wreckage. This was achieved using the vast knowledge he gained at Harvard. When he was rescued he had to go on a weight loss program and he started Jenny Craig, in the name of a distance relative who survived the holocaust (Craig is his grand mothers maiden name). Its all being documented in the new book called "The Art Of Surviving Plane Crashes" through the publishing house of Donald Trump Junior. It has been nominated for a Pulitzer and Hollywood are making a movie and discussions are underway with Leo De Caprio.
Why is Mr. Gaetz asking anything other than when is the next prison visitation?
because he knows he might be hia cellmate.
Because your precious little feelings are hurt, your mommy cant send others to prison. Grow up.
You need conviction for prison sentence.
Exactly 😂!
You find out soon. Mr Gaetz is an American patriot. Florida Man 🇺🇸
@@Mrcrawford100 OH now is that code for, deviant predator, bigot & liar, with a penchant for obsequious groveling to FatBoy Dunce.?
George Santos heard Donnie and Hershel lie and thought... amateurs...
It's not secret anymore how a biased liberal Colbert's audience is. You don't take the moment to accept Biden is corrupt to the core. You disrespected president Trump for 4 years.
And they are amateurs next to him
@@vanessa09972 No, Santos has a long long way to go yet before he can come close to matching Lying Donnie
There is a WWII government video on a government website that shows Americans how to grow weed to fight the Nazis.
I know that none of you care, but this entire society has lied to all of us for our entire lives to turn police into soldiers against us.
It's on film at an official US Federal government website.
You people don't know a fucking thing about being lied to because you're the liars, lying to yourselves so that you don't have to face reality.
@@ascoop22 you know what? You're right. That's what I get for believing Santos when he told me he was the greatest in ALL THINGS including out lying Trump and Walker lol
Did you know that George Santos was actually the first man to walk on the moon but he was so humble that he let his best friend Neil Armstrong take the credit! What a great guy.
Update: It would now appear that after the Miss Universe finale, George Santos is confirmed to be the first man to have walked on Miss America's moon head. He is a god among us mortals.
Wow! I just found out he cured cancer, but because he's so modest, he didn't want anyone to know yet. What a saint he is! #saintgeorge!
When Santos walked on the sun with no shoes. Was nothing short of amazing.
@@dmercury292 he went at night so he wouldn’t be burnt.
Was that after he told MLK Jr to make the I have a Dream speech?
@@ruddiestmanx5116 that makes total sense. I’m so stupid…I should have thought of that. 🤦🏼♂️
George Santos said that he now feels a great weight of pressure on his shoulders now that he’s Elvis Presley’s only surviving child.
Santo's laughed at his own BS! "He couldn't hold it in."
Putting aside all the madness, Happy MLK Day, everybody! I've never been more proud to be black in America! Just this decade, we've had a black AG, a black president, and a woman of color as our VP! We've got a shit ton of work to do still, but damn, we've made some progress! I think Dr. King would be proud! Have a good one, and remember to be kind to one another. Because that is how we honor his legacy: by forming a more perfect human union.
Did you know president Trump did more for blacks than anyone in history
Bless you 🙏 that racists go back under their rocks🙏🇺🇸❤️🤜🤛
Unfortunately, Alabama and Mississippi choose to celebrate Robert E. Lee today. How to say I'm racist without actually saying it.
Happy MLK day!
25 mins 50 a so likes.. when this is on all accounts a liberal channel it’s Colbert for crying out loud.
That’s the problem right there there are comments making fun of George Santos that have 10 times the likes of this. Smh not everyone’s on board Sadly to say..
And the really messed up thing about that is Dr King was the guy for peace Malcom X he was a bit different they don’t talk about that guy much. Maybe because he wasn’t gonna stand for racist attacking him with dogs and guns all the while hiding behind a badge.
Today is a day to be celebrated. But it should not be lost on millions on How that Peaceful man met his end in this country. That crap is still around today that’s exactly why we all watched about 10 to 20k people all attack the Capitol.
Here's my theory, the $705k were the proceeds from a PPP loan that he never paid back, for a business that didn't exist.
I've heard there's a LOT of that going around! Who'da thunk it!? 🤔
By that definition he's guilty of tax fraud.
@@DarkLink18819 based SOLELY on recent reports... would that REALLY surprise you?
@@cainsolo1 solely
@@lizardogthanks, autocorrect can be a damned nuisance at times.
I wonder how much equity I have inside of me. I’m going to the bank 🏦 tomorrow to see. Wish me luck 🍀
Santos literally couldn't even say his "hard-working self" with a straight face
Colbert’s impression of Joe Biden adjusting picture frames is probably a more accurate depiction of the search than any of us would like to admit.
New theory: Supporting antisocial trolls and assorted pirates is so expensive for TH-cam that they are desperate to ramp up the ads.
Are you seeing more and especially offensive ads from TH-cam? Maybe it's just me? And is it related to the surge in hate-filled comments from the trolls?
But in any case, I want to know if it's because my surfing with good privacy practices has starved the beast, so their ad picker is befuddled, or if they know it's me and it's just targeted retaliation and harassment because I keep commenting in public about how EVIL the google has become. The gun ads and racist t-shirts ads are especially effective at being annoying, but not at selling. If I ever notice myself shopping from a google advertiser, then I plan to stop it.
And if you see this comment after many TH-cam videos, that's because I saw another offensive and irrelevant ad.
"... my hard working * chuckles * self..."
He can't even keep a straight face anymore.
8:55 Santos has a mostly hidden earpiece in during his “interview” on War Room. Someone was feeding him answers. This is beyond not ok. A man using aliases with mystery money & all else. It’s unbelievable there’s no simple way to remove him immediately.
republicans have been doing this for some time!
Instead of trying to find an efficient way of removing elected politicians, maybe you should just stop constantly electing politicians who has to be urgently removed.
@@Damogen 🥴sure thing dude🙄. _I_ have never elected someone who needed to be removed. That’s kind of the point. We can’t stop other people from failing to have the ability to comprehend obvious deception. There’s a reason the Republican Party skews older. That is the same demographic who gets scammed with Nigerian princes & gift card frauds.
@@lolawants2008 that is kinda my point. Removing specific politicians doesn't really matter as long as the people who voted for them haven't changed.
@@Damogen false. They both matter. This faulty “logic” is the same as people who said when Trump took office that it “didn’t really matter” who became president.
@StephenColbert is the only one who got me through the #formerpresidency.
Thank you, Stephen! (said with the #thelateshow's Melania voice) Once U hear it, U can't unhear it!
Because you have problems like TDS. Anyone who needs echo chamber soft news is redundant to society. That’s where you are, in pure redundancy.
Wow, did Kevin just delete his comment?
Kevin! 😳 #homealone
Youll need him real soon.
yes, George.. or Anthony, has lived an honest life.. except for that time when he stole a mans ID and checkbook in Brazil, and was writing bad checks with the mans funds, and fled to the U.S. to avoid prosecution. 😂
After confessing the crime (it's on record).
Imagine being so important that someone looks up your grades in public speaking courses 😆
No thanks.
and what if they show is what's on his "Permanent Record"
@@ephimp3189 they'll find out about all the funny faces he made towards the kindergarten teacher.
Just like biden claimed he graduated with honors. Right?
@Ochelvegstz Nyotmek Amazing feat and that's before the liberal dems in academia voted to lower the bar on exams.
You need to leave George Santos alone. Stop dishonoring this decorated four-star general. You try wining gold in the Olympic decathlon, all while being an astronaut like he did. Maybe then you’d be in a position to criticize this man, who won last year’s Nobel Peace Prize and Academy Award for Best Actor.
Why should a founding father of this country be forced to resign from congress?
And all with two artificial knees!
Love Stephen. Sick of the ridiculous ageism
Please forgive me for this but Biden singing happy birthday and forgetting the name just made me laugh so hard, it's just so him 🤣🤣🤣
I'm not hiring him to emcee my birthday! LOL Being president will just have to do.😄😄😄😏
At least he didn't try to lie about it like the last guy.
@@sealyoness to which Joe responded “I’m President?”
@@couragekarnga8735 “Honest Mistake” “He had less than Trump” “Somebody else put them there” “At least Biden’s team returned then immediately” “He was using them to write his memoirs” etc etc etc. The excuses are endless.
Did he forget or did he play on you since you all said he could not remember names? Good job, Joe. You got a rise out of them.
News just in. George Santos confirms he IS Banksy.
I do the same thing when singing happy birthday. Lol.
It's exactly what I hear when other people sing it. 😁
I always covered it by just repeating the line happy birthday instead of inserting someone's name 😆
I bet you don't do it on a microphone...in front of the whole world....may be a bit more embarrassing then
@@canadianguy-nl1xw perhaps. But Biden did this twice now. 😁 I don't think he's embarrassed. Lol
@@MadDragon75 ignorance is bliss
@@canadianguy-nl1xw thanks for telling me. I wouldn't know. 😁
Saadly, Santos iS
the "Symbol" of
the 'New' House
Stephen Colbert for President 2024.
US sure seems to have a very relaxed attitude towards classified materials..
Did you know George Santos taught Chuck Norris martial arts 🥋 is Grand Master who is world known around the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
True. Chuck Norries is not afraid to fight against 1 million ninjas....he knows that George Santos will step in and help his favourite pupil.
@@Kevin-bl6lg 😆😆😆 that one made My head hurt 🤕. But it was Great 😂👍💯
I got to say this is one of the best monologues I've seen in awhile
He has great joke writers!
Great YT name.👍
Hey, if Republicans are collecting visitors log, how about they collect Trump's Mar-a-lardo visitors logs.
If I remember right, visitor logs for the White House were kept secret while Trump was squatting there.
09:53 oh man, its so obvious he was coached on that answer and royally fucked it up. he even laughed at his error/the absurdity of his entire existence
As someone who has problems remembering names, I can sympathize. 😅
It feels unkind to have a dig at Biden for that, but if he were his predecessor we'd be soiling ourselves. It was really embarrassing. And it was funny. I do it too, and if I did it in such a big way, I only hope the person whose name I dropped also had a sense of humor about such things.
So come out and admit it - "I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name" is not that hard to say
@@lenawagenfuehr53 I bet he did say that, with a genuinely embarrassed apology. Colbert and Kimmel both cut off the video before he had a chance.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Hey 😊...I thought he kinda did...😔🕊️
I am also not good with names. That's why I am so glad that the two most popular birthday songs in my language dont include the name of the birthday boy/girl.
When George Santiago was making up lies did anyone notice he looked like he knew he could get attacked & he was sending out a nonverbal plea for mercy as his eyes cast about the room looking for a friend!
Watching the Late Show intro is a great way to start my morning
I still think Biden is a step up from the last guy...... birthday mumbling and all🤣🤣
Everyone has Trump's Taxes but not Joe Biden taxes because he never paid any TAX on all the ten percents the Big Guy received from his son Hunter over many years..This runs into $MILLIONS ..Ask yourself how did Joe Biden accumulate many mansions on a Senator's Salary of $174 K a year and his wife Jill is a school teacher.
12steps. 😎
He at least tries and he does make me 😂
Yep, 🤔 thank God for Joe Biden! 🙏
Now I know why the Founding Fathers didn't permit women to vote!
Look at the mess we're in because of female spite!
"She left Mr. Softee for obvious reasons."
Too funny!!!! One of the best and underrated jokes I've heard in a minute.
Why is it underrated?
@@oleggold just my opinion after hearing the reaction the audience had from the joke. They seemed to laugh harder at other jokes, than they did with the one I mentioned
I and the whole audience were disgusted by it. The imagery was too vivid, basically Mr Clean with a floppy.
@@HairyBalsagna
Yuk 😳 ALL have a Blessed day 💞
@@oleggold
It's underrated because some folks _don't GET it_ .
Remember - George Santos was also George Washington who said "I did it! I cannot lie", when asked if he chopped down the cherry tree. The tree asked him to do it.
Well of course he didn't lie, who else would have cut down a trees without orders? Most folks there were still trying to maintain themselves with what they could hide in their potato holes. (That is not a euphemism)
@@DarkLink18819 Aah the good ol'days.
the tree thing is a complete fabrication. it was the forerunner of modern advertising. if cameras had been invented the guy would have shown us pictures of flying saucers he caught on film. flim flam men and women have existed in society for eons. some of them became priests.
@@joeybleu66 most people know the story is a lie. Why should the past be based on any truth?
Let Santos stay in Congress, because he is what the Republican's deserve.
It's hard to understand why the @GOP has turned against #George Santos.
He's the embodiment of today's #Republican party.
Because he got caught.
Santos “I’ve lived an honest life.” When someone bold faced makes false statements, I wonder maybe he is so delusional that he believes his own bs.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack is going to make all of his indictments stick.
Impeachment incoming
@@victorarredondo304 for what?
@@victorarredondo304👈🏻❄️🐑
Gotta admire your Trump University Pride.
“LETS GO TRAITORS!”
“LETS GO TRAITORS!”
“LETS GO TRAITORS!”
MAGA DUM LOUDLY
I love it!
Doubt it
Biden is like the sweetest grandpa I never had. I love the guy.
@@danmcgriff1421 Really? Please, provide the specifics.
Unlike the sociopath tRump, Biden sincerely cares about people. Yes, he has his gaffes, but his compassion is paramount and can't be denied.
@@danmcgriff1421 If that's alll the demonstrable specifics you can provide, I'd say touche' and good bye.
Whaaaaat?
@@danmcgriff1421 And Dr. Oz lives in NJ. Herschel Walker lives in Texas.
Thank you so much for one of the funniest monologues, maybe ever. You make the US seem bearable.
I must be missing something. Every time Trump made a speech, he lied as much as Santos, but we're acting like this is a new thing for the GOP. Perhaps Santos just needs a year or two for the Republican base to get used to it (again).
When Matt Gates is questioning your morals...... just sayin.
a shill for trumpty, perhaps they can be roomies in prison.
he is an expert plus he beat the rap. it was a witch hunt. i am an independent but the bad publicity just bounced off of him. he came out swinging every time. he won. i dont like the boy. i dont respect the boy but he did beat the mighty DOJ. Trump beating the DOJ looks like a cakewalk. is it just another witch hunt?
He wasn’t questioning his morals…. He just wanted to know how he did it, so he can do it too!
That mutated beaver is just happy the fire's on somebody else for the time.
Breaking news: George Santos has admitted that he’s the real Keyser Soze.
He's also Batman, Robin and James Bond!
Too funny. I love the Usual Suspects.. Funny you should mention Keyser Soze. I just watched that movie again last night. One of my favorites.
@@cynthiaswingle5134 “poof and he’s gone.”
Has he shown these men of will what _real_ will looks like?
🤣🤣
You make everything better! Thanks.
Santo's is the type of guy who will be behind bars for many years before he finally realizes the gig is up.
after George gets done paying his dues in the joint he will be running that place.
Behind Bars…. You mean serving drinks right!….. he is a hero to his GOP comrades like Gaetz, who wants to know his secret!! …. This guy has a bright future in that party!
Just as long as we get him there.
Love it when Colbert pulls out the sunglasses.
To be fair, the former president has found himself singing Happy Birthday to people whose names he didn't remember. More specifically, 4 out 5 of his children.
Cinnabae: I can't imagine that former guy singing happy birthday to anyone. Who'd want it?
There’s no way he would sing happy birthday to anyone. He’d probably have everyone else sing to him instead.
Wait….He was singing to 4 of his children?
@@shirleyrombough8173
Kim Jung Un would gush at such a rendition.
Thank you. I watch every night because I need to laugh. I don't find many other times.
Smoke some weed you'll laugh a lot more.
@@1newme425 no bitches?
@@1newme425 Me Too 🥰👍🕊️
Stephen, you are the ONLY reason why I have some semblance of sanity left!!!
(not sure yet if that is a positive thing or a negative one!!?????!!!!)
Positive that you have it, negative that this is the only reason why.
Just remember that his job isn't to report the news, it's to make us somehow be able to stomach the level of bullshit that it is.
I had to sing happy birthday during karaoke night for one of the bartenders and I was drunk enough to unashamedly belt out "HAPPEE BURFDAY DEAR BLA-BLAAAHHHH..."
We invented a drink later on lol
Santos showed up on the 1st day to congress with a backpack just like going to school on a first day 😄
There's something wrong with him.
Why is billy bighead questioning someone as
Crooked as he is ?
At this point just start reporting on stuff Santos HASN'T lied about....
Oh yeah, there wouldn't be anything to report. O_O
"I've worked an honest life." Dude, so are Walmart employees. They don't magically have $705 to become a lying politician.
Oh good lord that happy birthday. Bless his heart
God Love President Biden for being sooooooo much like our beloved Uncle. Great intentions should never be dismissed.
Whaddya mean he's like our beloved uncle? He's never complained about anyone's fried rice technique! Haiyaaa...
@@billyshithead3139 lol.
"Oh yes! The Aviator shades👏🏽👏🏽🤣😂🤣 I love it. I really needed to laugh. "You've been around for 136 years, I know I look like it but I haven't" 🤣😂🤣😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Oh my God! I've had one of those nights where I just needed to release some tears then ..I remembered the #COLBERT monologue! Thanks for always reminding me it's easier to laugh than cry!
💯!!! PLZ haves a gud day 👍😜🕊️
It's the best medicine! Hope things are looking up tonight.
Every accusation is a confession
Lol you did it again Stephen … have me cracking upon my toilet
My wife shouted up uhhh taking a shit can’t be that funny lol😂😂
Have to love President Biden’s great sense of humor about himself and Stephen’s joke about it. White does crack Jack. Well done, as usual.
George Santos won Miss Universe‽ Who'd have thought he'd look so good in one of those outfits‽
He also won People's Sexiest Man Alive!! 🤣🤣🤣
Really you sure it wasn't miss universe?
Senator Santos said "it's evidence of my hard-work", and then he laughs at himself and talks again.
If they just stop looking for documents, there would be no more documents. 😅
“George Santos” should show his birth certificate!
Where he has a long list of names. In Brazil, you use both your morher's maiden name and your father's. Then you have middle and confirmation names...
...Maybe don't follow up 'lactating raccoon' with 'dribs and drabs'.
I love this show
George has been gaslighting himself & everyone around him for quite some time now.
The Stephen never ceases to brighten my morning with his great impersonation of the people in power……
his eric trump is unbeatable.
Santos is the real Slim Shady
😆 thank you! I wanted to say it, but I figured somebody already had, and then I scrolled further...👍
Santos: "I invested in the equity I had inside myself". He forgot the one word that covers that entire sentence. It's diahrea.
Ol' Joe's old joke got me giggling real good
Did you know that George Santos Raced the Flash and won🤣🤣🤣
Was the contest 1st to come wins? How bout we ask Melania.....
How lovely to have a President that you make fun of without treason and nazism involved!
Santos’ answer was where the money _didn’t_ come from? That’s like asking Gaetz why he’s late to a meeting, and he replies, “Well, I’ll tell you why I _wasn’t_ late; I wasn’t waiting outside of a high school.“
with this guy's track record odds are pretty good the money came from one of the sources he specified it didn't.
Losing classified documents in sitting President's era is a comedy compares to previous one
“Honest Mistake” “He had less than Trump” “Somebody else put them there” “At least Biden’s team returned then immediately” “He was using them to write his memoirs” etc etc etc. The excuses are endless.
I’ll add your excuse to the list > “He lost them” 😂
@@chuckrambo4401 my friend I have noticed that these people are so deep in the cult there is no point of trying to reason with them to them ignorance is bliss and to anyone who is anti establishment fighting to rattle the cages knowledge is gloom
I really like President Biden. He’s not perfect, I know, but he is way better than the former guy. Because he’s cool, calm and normal. 🙏🏻
@@danmcgriff1421 as in the Cult 45 Orange Toupee Racist Insurrectionist.
Your options should never be two bad choices. Brazil: hold my cerveja!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 What are you talking about? Brazil just replaced a terrible President with a good one.
Yeah I always keep a visitor log for everyone who comes to my house 🏡
Are you the president? Do you host foreign nationals at your house? Secret service patrolling your residence? Maybe you aren't in the same situation?
@@canadianguy-nl1xw and now of course the Republicans will want a visitor log of everyone who went to Mara Logo in the past two years? No? Of course not. Republicans are synonymous with hypocrisy
Santos was what Willis was talking about
So who paid to plant all these documents? Were the docs more of 45's stash?
Pathetic, can't admit sleepy Joe may have messed up?
Santos invented Al Gore
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OK no lie you've put up a couple of stinkers on this topic but this one was straight out of the park, well done.