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  • The former president is jumping into the red-hot NFT market with his own trading card line, the current president doesn’t think he’s too old to run for re-election, and Elon Musk lied when he said he wouldn’t ban the Twitter account that tracks his private jet.
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  • @Tseringlhatso
    @Tseringlhatso ปีที่แล้ว +368

    I live in the UK. When I first saw Donnie's trading card grift you could probably have heard me laughing in Hawaii. Not just the concept, but the fact they look photoshopped by a 4 year old 🤣🤣🤣

    • @InterestedCitizen
      @InterestedCitizen ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😄🙌

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Is Boris going to compete with his own?

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet ปีที่แล้ว +3

      C'mon you Brits can do better!

    • @randalbladel2817
      @randalbladel2817 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He’s always been a con man.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They were Ai generated.

  • @CaptWesStarwind
    @CaptWesStarwind ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Well Eric may now be able to get a dinner with dad if he buys enough cards.

    • @pickledragonrebel
      @pickledragonrebel ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol 😆

    • @bobbyp7403
      @bobbyp7403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfaooooo

    • @TentinQuarantino_
      @TentinQuarantino_ ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know Donald would find a loophole.

    • @kyleoates6367
      @kyleoates6367 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all know no one will actually win anything. It's probably like Publisher's Clearing House (because, why wouldn't it be). PCH does something similar to this: say there's a 1/1,000,000,000 chance of winning, but only 500,000 tickets to enter are available. This means there's only a 0.05% chance of the winning ticket even existing [(500K/1B)*100%]=0.05%. On the flip side, this means there's a 99.95% chance the winning ticket doesn't even exist in this round of "trading cards".
      On the other hand... trump did fail at running a casino and maybe doesn't know how to stack the deck in his favor when it comes to games of chance.

  • @cherylgoldman6846
    @cherylgoldman6846 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    He just laundered a whole lot of money. Right out in the open.

    • @getsmarter5412
      @getsmarter5412 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time those nft’s trade hands for more and more money, it’s another cash launder.

  • @jerseygirl5311
    @jerseygirl5311 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Have a great break Steve and band and writers and crew. It's videos like this that make me wonder how the heck we'd get through times like this without you. Thank you for keeping us laughing! 💓

    • @Broadtolove
      @Broadtolove ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Julia! Apologies for dropping this here I came across your TH-cam channel and I would love to know you better. I'm guessing you must be an honest person, because I always found your comments to be so nice and respectful. If it's okay with you, I'd love to be friend but if it sounds odd or embarrassing in any way please don't embarrass me by replying. Have a wonderful day, and keep sharing!

  • @largo778
    @largo778 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    wow, I'm not sure how, but this announcement actually managed to LOWER the reputation of NFTs....

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 ปีที่แล้ว

      another business taken down by the turdy💩 touch of donny dingus😩👶🤡haw 🤣haw🙋‍♂😁✌😎

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I wonder if he will let me use some crypto currency to purchase this new exciting range of products.

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@glenchapman3899 yes you can use crypto. Read it somewhere lmao.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did they even had any credible reputation to begin with?

    • @largo778
      @largo778 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Echo81Rumple83 no, but it was still better than it is now

  • @oldauntzibby4395
    @oldauntzibby4395 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Cards showing rump posing in careers he never did? Sounds like a job for Hershel Walker.

    • @digbycrankshaft7572
      @digbycrankshaft7572 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Herschel's developing his horror movie themed NFTs.

    • @carbon357
      @carbon357 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL -awesome

    • @keithprice4711
      @keithprice4711 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vampires and Werewolves edition

    • @xaenon
      @xaenon ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG you just made me realize - it's a war of clowns we're witnessing. It's a race to see who can out-ridiculous the other.

    • @maingate7672
      @maingate7672 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speaking of someone bragging of doing things he never did, you might wanna check out Cap'n Sleepy's record, versus his boasts, during his first campaign for POTUS. And yet, Cap'n Sleepy has been almost continually in political office since the 1970s!

  • @omemeemom4102
    @omemeemom4102 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    how can his supporters not be slightly embarrassed ? holy smokes

    • @richardfenner1285
      @richardfenner1285 ปีที่แล้ว

      They cannot, and never will admit that they were stupid enough to be taken advantage of by a pathetic ego-maniac.

    • @LollieVox
      @LollieVox ปีที่แล้ว

      They are Christian nationalists & they have been told to work as much as possible in secret like the mob. So from the outside it looks crazy but it’s much more sinister.
      See Mark Meadows talk about the “king of kings” in a secret text revealed by the Jan 6 committee. Also see The Family (doc on Netflix)
      They talk about using mafia techniques to get rid of abortion. That is how we got criminals in the White House.

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interestingly on a subreddit about asking trump supporters all of the comments said they wouldnt buy the nfts.

  • @davewebb9452
    @davewebb9452 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I love the way Stephen's entire impression of Biden is putting on aviators and calling everyone Jack.

    • @chrissmit6439
      @chrissmit6439 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brilliant! He is the only comedian with flair in any role.

    • @jannivannibell
      @jannivannibell ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he was any good at impressions he would at least shit his pants and say "wh-nah-nah-not that thing, you know- the thing! Come on, man! Black kids used to run their hands up and down my hairy legs and my son loves the crack!" Some people just can't do a good biden impression 🤷‍♂️

    • @ROCCOCYCLES
      @ROCCOCYCLES ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's goooooo!

    • @IndyAvocadoKid
      @IndyAvocadoKid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heh, Biden could do ray-ban commercials but trumpers would burn theirs and buy more to burn publicly, but still good because Ray-ban could offer a 25% discount to republican trumpers who want to buy in bulk 🤔😏😮😂

    • @ROCCOCYCLES
      @ROCCOCYCLES ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IndyAvocadoKid Seems logical.

  • @richardjohnson9543
    @richardjohnson9543 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    The man finally made his own SNL sketch of himself

    • @patrickdunn8918
      @patrickdunn8918 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He’s been doing it for his whole life lol.

    • @grutarg2938
      @grutarg2938 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was watching Chris Hayes report on this yesterday on MSNBC and it felt like watching Stephen Colbert. The trading cards themselves look exactly like comedy photoshop graphics.

    • @soundshift833
      @soundshift833 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brilliant

    • @Plantbliss
      @Plantbliss ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@grutarg2938 exactly! The trading card video seemed like it was a skit written for Alec Baldwin on SNL not an actual past president of the US. It’s just too ludicrous 🤮

    • @susanwolfe5133
      @susanwolfe5133 ปีที่แล้ว

      Went from Super Hero to Super Zero in 1.3 milliseconds. What a sick, pathetic excuse for a human being.

  • @brendanpaterson5635
    @brendanpaterson5635 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    As an Aussie, it's just so sad to see how far the US has fallen. When will this be over?

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s not as bad as political media portrays us. For example in the media guys like abbot of Texas bitch, and scare ppl about illegal immigrants. Even though his state, Texas, employs the largest number of them. Which btw is a felony. Go ask Dr oz’s wife. Her family had to pay $98,000,000, when they were fined for employing over 1000 illegal immigrants.

    • @NeonZ353
      @NeonZ353 ปีที่แล้ว

      It won’t be till that piece of crap dies :( we pray it will happen soon lol

    • @scottdoesntmatter4409
      @scottdoesntmatter4409 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's funny, we can still kick Australia's butt easily.

    • @5amiann
      @5amiann ปีที่แล้ว +43

      There are plenty of us that shouldn't be equated with Rumps bs. Biden won, didn't he?

    • @AussieJen
      @AussieJen ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottdoesntmatter4409 Your comment is the perfect example of why the US is not what it once was. You have become mean and selfish as a nation. Is it really all about who can kick who’s butt? Here in Australia we would rather the government spend our money on healthcare and education than on better ways to kick someone’s butt. But you know, you hold on to what’s important to you. 🙄

  • @rmeadowbird2722
    @rmeadowbird2722 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When I read the news I couldn't wait!! Steven delivers without fail. Laughing all the way.

    • @porkyminch1640
      @porkyminch1640 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your humor is on the level of an 8 year old so it wouldnt shock me.

    • @Moraprecisionreloader
      @Moraprecisionreloader ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven's has always had the best jokes on Trump. For over five years now

    • @porkyminch1640
      @porkyminch1640 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moraprecisionreloader ah yes, orange man bad. Ha... ha... funny...

    • @MellowMaromi
      @MellowMaromi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@porkyminch1640 Cope and seethe, kiddo.

  • @yal100
    @yal100 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It actually reminded me of that moment Joe Jackson came out to speak to the public after his son's death and used the opportunity to promote another musical act. Totally bonkers and surreal.

  • @pvant23
    @pvant23 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Why pay $99 for a NFT picture when you can take a screenshot of it for free?? 🤔

    • @cynthiabrent6479
      @cynthiabrent6479 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'd rather have Don The Con Man's mugshot with him in handcuffs for those tiny hands.

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 ปีที่แล้ว

      these are proud dumpo jock straps,😩🤡🐑 you are expecting waaaaaaay too much.😐 thanks for trying🙌🤣🙋‍♂freeeeeeeeeeee😁✌😎

    • @YogiTheBearMan
      @YogiTheBearMan ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because it’s an amazing investment opportunity of course! /s

    • @simondobson9170
      @simondobson9170 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Maybe you could get them free with ever over of chicken nuggets at Mc Donalds

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cynthiabrent6479 They'd have to make those handcuffs out of paperclips.

  • @ERub66
    @ERub66 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay! That joke about Kevin McCarthy’s balls being crushed by Nancy Pelosi was priceless! That was my first laugh this Monday morning! Thank you!

  • @deborahpace7164
    @deborahpace7164 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    STEPHEN MAY Your FAMILY HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS AND CONTINUE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH THROUGHOUT THE NEW YEARS IN 2023. ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY SEASONS.

  • @cj-cw7wi
    @cj-cw7wi ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I'm holding out for the action figure in the orange jumpsuit.

  • @Pidxr
    @Pidxr ปีที่แล้ว +2494

    You get too much time off, how are we supposed to mock trump by ourselves ?

    • @datdudegoat3433
      @datdudegoat3433 ปีที่แล้ว

      Put a sticker of him in your toilet. It helps, so I'm told.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad there are no bozos on the Democrat side to make fun of.

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor ปีที่แล้ว +143

      He does it himself. Trump Trading Cards? He was President like 18 months ago!

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnbrowne3950 such as?

    • @impunitythebagpuss
      @impunitythebagpuss ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Waaaaay too much time off! Lol!

  • @LostPurgeGX
    @LostPurgeGX ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how they make their advertised 'fake' websites actually real. Never disappoints!

    • @Bagel426
      @Bagel426 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have to. Imagine someone gets it first and puts up something x rated. Huge lawsuit.

  • @84moondance
    @84moondance ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's a bitter moment for Marjorie Taylor Greene for Donald Trump's NFT trading cards aren't available in life-size cutouts. If they were, she would have something else to rub.

  • @joycliffe266
    @joycliffe266 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    It's ironic that for someone who is flogging trading cards, he is not playing with a full deck himself, is he?

  • @JennFaeAge
    @JennFaeAge ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I mean, the guy deserves some credit: he found a way to make NFT's even *more* pathetic.
    I hadn't thought that was possible

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have a new contender! Lots of scam-bots spamming the comments of every damn video that mentions NFTs, crypto, or any other modern fairytales like them... Like they think we're all idiots.

    • @vinsanity40k
      @vinsanity40k ปีที่แล้ว +16

      $99 each? i wouldn't pay 99 cents for one of these. 😄

    • @MrMalcolm900
      @MrMalcolm900 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't know if you heard the news but his NFT cards actually sold out.

    • @FunSizeSpamberguesa
      @FunSizeSpamberguesa ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@MrMalcolm900 That is sad as hell, but I can't say I'm surprised, given how blindly devoted his cult worshippers are.

    • @valivali8104
      @valivali8104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrMalcolm900 and that changes Jenn's comment, how?

  • @cindyhodges4766
    @cindyhodges4766 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Merry Christmas to Stephen Colbert, Evie and all his staff. Can't wait for jokes coming in 2023!!!

  • @gregggullickson
    @gregggullickson ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Spot on as usual. I would love to have seen your writing team and you when you learned about the Trump trading cards. Oh America.

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    He couldn't issue cards with actual photos of himself. We all know what he really looks like playing tennis, playing golf, making goofy faces, having his "hair" blow in the wind and walking up stairs to a plane with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. (The Late Show should issue those cards, with the profits donated to charity.)

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Good idea

    • @scarletletter4900
      @scarletletter4900 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And then we can burn the pics afterwards so we're not stuck with them, because beyond comedic value, they are functionally worthless.

    • @ceciliac2225
      @ceciliac2225 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He plays tennis? Must be a sight to see him surfing tennis ball. 😅😅😅 He can’t wear girdle to play golf, will restrict his swings.

    • @cautionTosser
      @cautionTosser ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ceciliac2225 play would be a generous description. more like "mocks the very existence of tennis by wearing novelty sized tennis clothing"

    • @mothra_mothra
      @mothra_mothra ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed! But as Real cards that will stand the test of time (as a testament to his epic fails) not intangible NFTs that fade like an LED light bulb that's been switched off.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Congrats on getting through 2022, Stephen and crew. And thanks for helping the rest of us get through it as well!

  • @Wedgetail14
    @Wedgetail14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thanks so much for keep me laughing through another year, Stephen. One of work, travel and more.
    There's now so much sadness and hate, especially thanks to Chief Twit and all his friends, and the war in Ukraine. Hate has no place in this world, and all who propagate it don't belong. So make sure you spread love this holiday season, which is what it is here for.
    Take care!

  • @waynegnarlie1
    @waynegnarlie1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks Stephen for giving me more laughs over the years than the totality of Trump's lies

  • @tesos2866
    @tesos2866 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    First there was Superman, Batman, then Antman , and now DJT has revealed that he is .....Conman

    • @jasonross6727
      @jasonross6727 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Trump's a villain alright. just not a supervillain. What's the difference? PRESENTATION!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's Conman, Fatman and Stupidman all rolled into one.

    • @fsinjin60
      @fsinjin60 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      NYC knew he was a supervillain Conman when he was still a Democrat.

    • @bobbarker1798
      @bobbarker1798 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great reply

    • @mayberelevant3237
      @mayberelevant3237 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I honestly thought when I first saw all this that it was a joke ! Someone taking the piss Wow just Wow !!

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    NFT = No *ing Thanks! 😆😅🤣😂👍

    • @cherylleech785
      @cherylleech785 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🎯

    • @BdR76
      @BdR76 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Needy Fraudulent Traitor

  • @HylianFox3
    @HylianFox3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "You get a chance to win dinner with me. I dunno if that's an amazing prize, but it's what we have."
    This from the guy who's spent his entire life hyping himself as being the greatest thing ever.

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's making a very weak attempt of self-deprecation that just ends up being laughable.

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Not only that but you have to pay for your own travel and hotel he isn’t going to pay for it. So basically no free dinner

    • @Terra_Lopez
      @Terra_Lopez ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, it's astonishingly self aware, humble, and completely out of character.

    • @franimal86
      @franimal86 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The joke is that he’s acting humble when he’s really not. He knows his supporters would spend all their cash to win a dinner with him.

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pleasetakemecanada
      I don't know how it can be self-deprecation, though, given that 15 seconds earlier he called himself a greater President than Lincoln or Washington

  • @elizabethsmith8568
    @elizabethsmith8568 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Always enjoy watch this show and makes my day.
    This is the best show ever.

    • @death2damari
      @death2damari ปีที่แล้ว

      No. It’s really corny. And I say that as someone who generally dislikes Republicans.

  • @amyjordan7882
    @amyjordan7882 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You guys never fall to make me cackle out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Donnie still showing Kanye and Elon how to do narcissistic delusion right!

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun ปีที่แล้ว +26

      thems young noobs in comparison.

    • @boxbreaker4863
      @boxbreaker4863 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Awesome!

    • @dtschuor459
      @dtschuor459 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🎉🙌👏👏👏

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      At least Trump was able to make people believe his crazy haha.

    • @sumeetsandhu9713
      @sumeetsandhu9713 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Neojhun yes they somehow present as WEAK WEAK WEAK. BTW did anyone notice that the Hitler comic book looked like Tintin under magic
      markers?

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain ปีที่แล้ว +982

    I can see people who've worshipped Trump this whole time, see his announcement, and suddenly face a sad sad reality. Now they're woke!

    • @anncata7368
      @anncata7368 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      And broke

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Exactly!

    • @tomcostello8220
      @tomcostello8220 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Don't feed your children, send all your money to the billionaire golfing grifter at motel Mar-a-Lago

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@anncata7368 and still a joke🙌🤣🙋‍♂😁✌😎

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The tears of MAGAts are always delicious.

  • @petermclelland278
    @petermclelland278 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's the media's bread & butter - they're feeding off him again. A magnet to his eccentricity. All sitting around the table at the mad hatter's tea party.

    • @michaelgreenwood3413
      @michaelgreenwood3413 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump isn't "Eccentric"
      Neither is Elon.
      They're both narcissistic idiots.
      And one of them is also a psychopath with textbook dementia.

  • @BrongaeneGriffin
    @BrongaeneGriffin ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly, Colbert’s impression of Joe Biden is something that makes my week every time. I love Joe Biden, and I love Colbert and so the Impressions he does really do warm my heart.

  • @ayceod
    @ayceod ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I can't believe Stephen didn't make a joke about the majority of Trumps voter base having to ask their grandkids to help them figure out how to download their new Trump cards.
    Also, I read that when Trump made this announcement about his digital trading cards, he said to "get them quick before they run out", as though "DIGITAL" trading cards could run out... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lemont5236
      @Lemont5236 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂

    • @embreis2257
      @embreis2257 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      any [grand]kid getting asked for this favour and not balking when realising their [grand]parents are about to dish out 99 bucks for every stupid trading card is as hopeless as their relatives

    • @michellekirk8609
      @michellekirk8609 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Anything to grift

    • @thePrisoner1000
      @thePrisoner1000 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The base is full of people of all ages, all equally misguided yes, but all ages. And a person who has been working with computers since 1977, I dislike that remark! haha.

    • @julieutley2073
      @julieutley2073 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He did. Said it was a limited edition, too.

  • @jeremymcclellan474
    @jeremymcclellan474 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The comedy announcement we needed. It's so absurd that it is freaking hilarious.

    • @herminaescamilla8537
      @herminaescamilla8537 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freaking Hilarious n Pathetic he is Such a GIGANTIC GRIFTING JOKE!!

    • @mikejones5364
      @mikejones5364 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump may be the greatest troll to ever live. The lefties fall for it every single time too

    • @markedly1013
      @markedly1013 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sad, funny, insane.

    • @TheSandman.
      @TheSandman. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Soonᵀᴹ Trump 20-24 yrs in Prison special collectors edition

    • @mikejones5364
      @mikejones5364 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSandman. I find it funny the snowflake liberal think Trump will go to jail, they have been after him for 6 years and nada. He will never even be indicted on anything. But the snowflakes have some delusion he will get in trouble.

  • @Njeanous
    @Njeanous ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen Coolbert LIFTS US UP 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @BeastMasterNeil
    @BeastMasterNeil ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is marketing them as NFT's. They are NOT NFT's. That is criminal fraud.

  • @rafraf4725
    @rafraf4725 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Can you imagine being one of the guys from the jan 6th.thinking "I went to prison FOR THIS GUY!?"

    • @Dougland214
      @Dougland214 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol do you think they want to get some of his merch in jail they can rep amongst their friends

    • @rafraf4725
      @rafraf4725 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Dougland214 😁 I honestly think, that Trump supporters, will now be too embarrassed to admit they ever supported him> I know I'd be just ashamed. But hey... maybe for these people, reality of who Trump really is, won't sink in, even now. (They don't seem like "sharpest tools in the shed") 🤦‍♂🤷‍♂

    • @Dougland214
      @Dougland214 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rafraf4725 yup...if they would have been properly led by fox they should have seen this coming and could have pulled off the bandaid quick all at once...but they're Slow slow...Desatan is waaay more worrisome and that is what we need to make Sure doesn't happen!

    • @watcher3733
      @watcher3733 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One guy actually made a comment about that. He'll have plenty of time to think about how stupid he was while he sits in jail

    • @stereophonicsmom
      @stereophonicsmom ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@watcher3733yeah, I was just going to say Baked Alaska said, “I can’t believe I’m going to prison for an NFT salesman!”

  • @nancy3848
    @nancy3848 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Tickle me Truman"!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-tw2fk6sd2s
    @user-tw2fk6sd2s ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trump must not know what embarrassment is. How can he not know that he's gonna be ridiculed by the world?

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Gropémon? Sure, but also brokémon 🙃

  • @missedmurphy
    @missedmurphy ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Whoever came up with "cards against our sanity" needs a raise

    • @MsGrapeNehi
      @MsGrapeNehi ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like “Brokémon” myself

    • @tiki_trash
      @tiki_trash ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "A diamond!"

    • @blueowlwill8754
      @blueowlwill8754 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I prefer cards against humanity

    • @cmb6087
      @cmb6087 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was me, but it was a game I only play alone.

    • @kathbro9053
      @kathbro9053 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same with “gropeemon” that one really got me😂😂😂

  • @michellejester9734
    @michellejester9734 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, they really should require full mental health evaluations by a committee of experts before anyone runs for the most powerful leader of the free world so shite like this can never happen again.

  • @gonefishing11
    @gonefishing11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Former federal prosecutor Glenn Kirschner predicted that former President Donald Trump might get up to 25 years in prison for committing offenses related to last year's Capitol riot.👍

  • @michaelvelez902
    @michaelvelez902 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Ah yes nfts. Something that his geriatric fan base will totally understand and be excited for

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao! Keep the laughs coming everyone! It was a long workday...

    • @tokul76
      @tokul76 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they will understand trading cards, but will be pissed off when they can't touch one.

    • @laVIEchef
      @laVIEchef ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg… 😂🤣😆ALLLL of this! 🤪

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I forgot that most of his fan base are as old as he is😂🤣😂🤣

    • @roof1975
      @roof1975 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet they'll buy one thinking they'll get a physical card. Gonna be funny to witness

  • @racookster
    @racookster ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I tried to laugh. I think I smiled once, but I'm tired of living in a sci-fi dystopia.

    • @suehowie152
      @suehowie152 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You aren't alone..

    • @kscott2655
      @kscott2655 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Saying I'm tired is an understatement. The fatigue is real.

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like Art Deco Retro Dystopia.

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hopefully you can have that "someday I'll look back on this and laugh" approach. I still find Trump hysterically absurd, though I'm tired too. It's like that delirium you get from staying up too late.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And we don’t even have flying cars…..fortunately.

  • @jsmcguireIII
    @jsmcguireIII ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All MAGA need to send the rest of their money to Trump ASAP to SAVE AMERICA from laptops and drag queens!!!

  • @kathyannk
    @kathyannk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A guy on Twitter was trying to sell a duplicate. 😂

  • @mikekim1219
    @mikekim1219 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    It’s hard to believe that wasn’t a sketch.

    • @PoorLittleRubberBoy
      @PoorLittleRubberBoy ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes! My first reaction is -No way, this must be a joke!
      I am not American and I had had no interest in American politics until Trump stuff started showing up on late night comedy.
      I thought- "That can't be true! How can they say that? and so I got interested in American politics.
      It has been fascinating.
      However I wish you all a boring and stable political atmosphere. All the best in the future.

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe it only in America.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I honestly thought it was fake!

  • @poisonsumc7426
    @poisonsumc7426 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Happy to pay $99 for a real time pic of tfg behind bars in his orange jumpsuit ... :)

  • @julia0c3anchild72
    @julia0c3anchild72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Pikacoup" is way funnier than it should be.

  • @01punditX2
    @01punditX2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All 4500 NFTs he issued were sold at $99 each. OK now, everyone who bought one of those, stand up!

  • @Prince.Hamlet
    @Prince.Hamlet ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Thank you to the whole crew at the late show. You’ve got me through some difficult times!

    • @wilsonbeckett9487
      @wilsonbeckett9487 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, those trump years were soooo aweful? Everything about this country was kicking ass, except the left ‘s narrative - you all were crying like babies the entire time. Not too bright are ya? Virtuous in your own mind like most on the left, but not too bright🤷‍♂️

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Donnie is clearly jealous of the 'Dark Brandon' meme, but the grifting off of ridiculous digital images reeks of desperation to change the narrative away from the avalanche of lawsuits...

    • @tgardenchicken1780
      @tgardenchicken1780 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      even copying the sunglasses as an astronaut! (do they wear sunglasses under their helmets?) lol

    • @X-Kong
      @X-Kong ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Let's go Brandon, wait is that still a thing? Trump supporters will eat anything up and It's well deserved.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Even better, I am 90% certain the Orange Clown either a) stole the artworks he used for the NFTs or b) never paid the artists he commissiones to make them.

    • @sealyoness
      @sealyoness ปีที่แล้ว +15

      OmG you read my mind or I read yours!!! Team Dark Brandon member, I salute you!

    • @sealyoness
      @sealyoness ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gamepapa1211 it would most certainly be in keeping with his usual M.O.

  • @melusizondi1024
    @melusizondi1024 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love Stephen... Sharpest person ever!

  • @lynntalmon
    @lynntalmon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Biggest laugh from me was “they ring like chimes in the wind!” Hahah

  • @mholden020
    @mholden020 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When I saw the NFT Card news headline today I could not wait for this monologue and it did not disappoint 😂

  • @gavanwhatever8196
    @gavanwhatever8196 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So in Ukraine, a former comedian becomes president and stands up to Putain whilst in the US a former president becomes a comedian all the while being Putain's stooge.

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rumors are the cards are sold out. If that is the case, this country is going to hell on a rocket.

    • @waynegnarlie1
      @waynegnarlie1 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's probably laundering money if there sold out already. I wonder how many cards his dead wife Ivana purchased?

  • @michealwestfall8544
    @michealwestfall8544 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's genius, invest in the NFT's. Then pull out when the Trump devotes over invest. Leaving them broke.

  • @babzcovington492
    @babzcovington492 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i had to explain twice tonight , that there actually IS no card to a couple of people who thought they might be collectors items eventually. sigh

    • @diwataluna
      @diwataluna ปีที่แล้ว

      If you print the nfts and sell physical copies, will T#&*?@ sue, I wonder...

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Compare the achievements of our Presidents after serving their country:
    Jimmy Carter versus tRump

    • @cathywethington5913
      @cathywethington5913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't think Carter was a great president, but he sure has been a super great expresident

  • @KH-wu1jf
    @KH-wu1jf ปีที่แล้ว

    Trump is the comedy gift that keeps on giving. Colbert you rocked it! Lmao!

  • @gregparrott
    @gregparrott ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm banking on the trading card of him boarding Air Force1, with toilet paper attached to his pant leg.

  • @cathywestholt5324
    @cathywestholt5324 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am laughing so hard my cat didn't know what to make of it and flew off my lap.... that or she got a glimpse of that ridiculous excuse for artwork. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rocketman544
    @rocketman544 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The literal second I heard about this NFT train wreck, I thought 'Colbert is going to have a field day with this!'

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr ปีที่แล้ว +5

      can't wait for the NFT headlined "TRUMP CONVICTED!"

    • @tonigallegos1325
      @tonigallegos1325 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought of those poor little children getting $10.00 worth of Christmas presents from the Dollar Store because their dumbass parents paid $99.00 EACH for these non-physical "fake cards" for themselves, and blew all the Christmas money off, lol.

    • @terranova1203
      @terranova1203 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tonigallegos1325 Poor kids

  • @beckyd712
    @beckyd712 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seriously, have you tried to peel off the plastic seal inside the pudding lid?! It almost does require power tools.

  • @waldowallace9102
    @waldowallace9102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay, honest question about NFTs. I thought they were all supposed to be original. But how can you sell multiple copies of an NFT? I can see paying for a unique piece of digital art, but is this just one of however many are sold?

  • @LoudLin86
    @LoudLin86 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Stephen just keeps getting better and bolder. I'm loving the quality of writing and the delivery so so much

    • @Sharyk808
      @Sharyk808 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tonight he was on fiya!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still voted REPUBLICANA is beyond hopeless

    • @carolb.6350
      @carolb.6350 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I agree 💯

    • @zacyoung1948
      @zacyoung1948 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      what planet do u live on

    • @egalitarian-rex
      @egalitarian-rex ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @Yuriel Cundangan, Hopeless is one word for them, the better word is deplorable.

    • @NealDahl
      @NealDahl ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd actually probably buy the rotary phone 👽

    • @CaptWesStarwind
      @CaptWesStarwind ปีที่แล้ว

      @repentandbelieveinJesusChrist8 weirdo.

  • @earl6183
    @earl6183 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love him that's news 💯🍻

  • @tommunyon2874
    @tommunyon2874 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We septogenarians in my adult roller skating group aren't sure how old is too old these days. But if someone wants to occupy themselves as Chief Executive at the age of 80, all the more to them.

  • @loriallenbaugh35
    @loriallenbaugh35 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I love Seth, Jimmy, Trevor, Jimmy, James and others. But I truly believe Stephen, his cast, crew and especially his writers are the cream of the crop. So much talent. So much entertainment ❣️

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Emmy board rightfully agrees with you. I think Colbert will need to build a few new fireplaces to have enough mantel space to hold them all.

    • @tiararoxeanne1318
      @tiararoxeanne1318 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stephen does the most sarcastic ones if it is about politics. It is his passion.

    • @misspm8157
      @misspm8157 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think he is the most talented also...

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@misspm8157 He has 17 men and two women on his staff. He reads what they tell him to read. He's an actor not a comedian.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Karl with a K...though I'll bet they know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're".

  • @barbarawalsh2875
    @barbarawalsh2875 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I’ve been waiting for you all day. I knew this was comedy gold.

  • @jambay4785
    @jambay4785 ปีที่แล้ว

    so, was the "OFFER" to pay the site owner to stop an extortion crime? The legal team must be thinking about it.

  • @curlygurl1263
    @curlygurl1263 ปีที่แล้ว

    I shall miss you so much! Don't say gone too long. America needs the laughter!🤣

  • @cappiece3786
    @cappiece3786 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    What's really sad is almost half of the country is not embarrassed by this

    • @LambieSamba
      @LambieSamba ปีที่แล้ว +9

      30%

    • @cappiece3786
      @cappiece3786 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LambieSamba I hope but not what the votes showed

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LambieSamba, I was thinking of it being the negative numbers so....okay.

    • @charlottepetersel8288
      @charlottepetersel8288 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is comic relief ! it helps us !

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A solid third. And then an additional sixth who say they don't like Trump but then functionally vote as if they do. But at least they're embarrassed about it in front of their friends I guess?

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Trump getting into NFTs right now has the same energy as Homer Simpson thinking he's going to Crush the Pumpkin Futures Market....October 31st

    • @coyoteclockworkstudios3140
      @coyoteclockworkstudios3140 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm convinced anyone who thought crypto or NFTs was a good idea never saw Homer buy Itchy and Scratchy money.

    • @pleasetakemecanada
      @pleasetakemecanada ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Getting into NFTs while SBF is looking at 100+ years. Yeah ok it's a great idea to grift on the internet while another grifter is going down hard.

    • @sylviagonzalez5153
      @sylviagonzalez5153 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder what his youngest son thinks of this pathetic way to make money

    • @noreenconstantine4612
      @noreenconstantine4612 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      34 year Simpsons fanatic, and I HEARTILY approve this deep cut. (Homer vs. Patty and Selma, guest star Mel Brooks -- a gem of Season 6)

  • @Anne--Marie
    @Anne--Marie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They need a card of him finding the 80 pounds that they photoshopped off of him.

  • @boblynnsr.7434
    @boblynnsr.7434 ปีที่แล้ว

    80 is too old to hold the fate of 330 million people in your hands!! Regardless of party!!!!

  • @tracyjackman6515
    @tracyjackman6515 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I’m Canadian and to the USA I’d like to say I’m so so sorry for your loss🙁
    Of common sense

    • @stevetournay6103
      @stevetournay6103 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm Canadian too, and sadly common sense is an oxymoron far too often here too...but yeah this latest Trump news is Randy Rainbow level parody, self-inflicted in earnest! Truly mindbending.

  • @hunterharpool4001
    @hunterharpool4001 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Ok did anyone else think the comedians made the Superman picture? I did. Made me laugh harder when “no, that’s the real thing”

  • @andtrrrot
    @andtrrrot ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We laugh at Trump's NFT's but they sold out. 45,000 X $99 = $4,455,000.

  • @rachelmcdonald5370
    @rachelmcdonald5370 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If this wasn't so sad, it would be funny.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Y'know, I was a bit disappointed when Covid didn't take the Covfefool. But I have to admit, slowly watching his star fade as he is reduced to hawk NFTs long after folks moved past the grift is far, FAR more satisfying.

    • @sshza2143
      @sshza2143 ปีที่แล้ว

      a🍿🎄 👀😋🙋‍♂far, FAR😁✌😎

    • @zacyoung1948
      @zacyoung1948 ปีที่แล้ว

      go get another booster nerd

    • @jeffbaer5851
      @jeffbaer5851 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know which one I like more -- Trump hawking these ridiculous non-cards, or Rudy shilling his "personalized greetings" while dressed as Dorf and swinging a golf club like the short-bus dimwit he is.

  • @scottsmyth87ss
    @scottsmyth87ss ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Thanks for all the laughs this year. Looking forward to seeing what's to come.

  • @annesocola6420
    @annesocola6420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merry Christmas, Stephen. Enjoy the break

  • @whiskeystraw
    @whiskeystraw ปีที่แล้ว

    You knew T***P would become a TV salesperson.

  • @italiahockey
    @italiahockey ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Louis finally started doing the sound for Stephens props. Im so happy, ive missed them so much. Ive comment asked a few times

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    And now we wait for the inevitable news that Clownigula stole those artworks and or never paid the commissions for the artists who made the artworks to drop. Because why not?

    • @cynthiabrent6479
      @cynthiabrent6479 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He's a cheapskate. Not only that: he never paid royalties for the music he stole for his "rallies."😒

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cynthiabrent6479 yep, that's why I said it's inevitable.

    • @cynthiabrent6479
      @cynthiabrent6479 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gamepapa1211 agreed.

    • @Artista_Frustrado
      @Artista_Frustrado ปีที่แล้ว +6

      oh is even sadder, those are clearly AI generated images

    • @nagranoth_
      @nagranoth_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's no artists involved mate. They are generated...

  • @zeitgeist5401
    @zeitgeist5401 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The “major announcement” has turned out to be proof positive that the former dude has lost it.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He never had it, but yeah. The stupidest thing he ever did was run for president. Indictments on the way hey hey...

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We needed more proof?

    • @mikejones5364
      @mikejones5364 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump may be the greatest troll to ever live. The lefties fall for it every single time too

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@engineeringartist4801 it's only a witch hunt if they don't keep finding witches like they are.
      He might have more witches in a basement somewhere in one of his houses.

    • @mmcdade6224
      @mmcdade6224 ปีที่แล้ว

      For him , it wasn’t that far to go.

  • @cherylking1459
    @cherylking1459 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right up there with Trumpy Bear on late night tv. I woke up from napping thinking it was just a bad dream. But sadly no. 2023 and I am still waiting to wake up from the Trump nightmare...

  • @kellypond9377
    @kellypond9377 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those lasers were used to destroy documents, and starting dumpster fires....

    • @Broadtolove
      @Broadtolove ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey Kelly! Apologies for dropping this here I came across your TH-cam channel and I would love to know you better. I'm guessing you must be an honest person, because I always found your comments to be so nice and respectful. If it's okay with you, I'd love to be friend but if it sounds odd or embarrassing in any way please don't embarrass me by replying. Have a wonderful day, and keep sharing!

  • @d.w.stratton4078
    @d.w.stratton4078 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Gotta love that he's jumping on NFT train like 6 months after they peaked and flamed out.

    • @tomgolledge7722
      @tomgolledge7722 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prices are now at $230 after a full sell out. The one on one card of trump in front of the statue of libery is listed at $24000.

    • @rebeccamartin2399
      @rebeccamartin2399 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Worse than my pillow comercials.

    • @calebmcintosh1991
      @calebmcintosh1991 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tomgolledge7722 suckers are the world's only true renewable resource. We'll never run out.

    • @marymckim4822
      @marymckim4822 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tomgolledge7722 one born every nanosecond.

    • @user-xg3uy6hq9g
      @user-xg3uy6hq9g ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope he looses huge bigly on this venture

  • @stevebain8530
    @stevebain8530 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This man is absolutely magical…pure gold. Thank you SC and team…Happy Times 2023.

  • @Pussel
    @Pussel ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Should be used to it...
    But you and your team really make my days❣️

  • @BitcoinAndCryptoCurrency
    @BitcoinAndCryptoCurrency ปีที่แล้ว

    quick and informative, loved it