Nice. 😁👍 You included two I'd be interested in knowing what is supposed to be their gun of choice. The Baretta I'm familiar with, but is "High Power" just supposed to be anything? 🤔
I’m a Reformed Baptist and formerly a (PCA) Presbyterian. This is hysterical on its own, but made even more so because I used to own several 1911s and now I’m a big Glock guy. LOL
@@argoshikan yup, still got mine. 😁 That sucks that they went away from that, but I think it was probably cheaper to have more generic cases, which is what I think they switched to. Also, the tupperware cases were an exact fit and there wasn't much room for extra stuff in there.
Google says - "Like his father, Browning was a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and served a two-year mission in Georgia beginning on March 28, 1887."
As a Presbyterian I appreciate your choice for us. As a friend of Mennonite and Amish you were wayyyyyy off on that one 😂 they definitely have guns and expensive ones at that.
@@glorygracek.1841 Yeah they do vary from area to area depending on the church they are members of. The ones I work with and my friends all have the best of the best when it come to hunting and fishing gear lol
@@Avallachgreysame here. My church disaffiliated from the United Methodists a couple months ago. However a large portion of that church is pro-gun and we’ve had a security team for six years. I have carried a Glock 17 from day one on the team. I usually have a Glock 26 on when I’m just sitting in the congregation.
Yes...when the government comes to collet them, they can now make sure that take at least all those. He better pray for a boat accident that unfortunately caused him to lose them all.
@@mountainmama2101 If you have to make up a boat accident to hide your guns from the Gestapo, 1) ya ain't actually free to keep & bear them and 2) you're not using them properly to ameliorate problem #1)
0:26 In case nobody here knew; I saw a S&W 500 at a gun store. That man is holding a gun that is AT LEAST a foot in length and is the size (and probably weight) of a watermelon, and he made that recoil look like he was shooting a BB gun. This guy is an ABSOLUTE MOUNTAIN of a man.
Puny watermelon. It's on the heavy end, but the length and weight lessen the recoil. I've shot a long-barrel BFR and a short-barrel S&W 500, and the BFR was much more manageable because of the weight. Frankly, it's a ridiculous caliber unless you want it to deal with bears. If I had to choose a revolver for EDC I'd probably pick something in .357 magnum. Less expensive ammo, easier to conceal, faster handling, and stuff like speed clips are easier to come by. Bonus, it will probably be able to shoot .38 special just fine, so it'll be easier to scavenge ammo for it in the zombie apocalypse.
@@joskarifinaukr6503 you know what I feel silly now because I forgot that weight lessens recoil 😂 I just bought my first gun; a 1911 and people keep telling me dude don’t go 45 go .357/.38 special all the way because the ammo is cheaper. Though I will say I’d feel a hell of a lot safer out in the woods with a 50 Cal at my side 😅
As a Lutheran-leaning Anglican, I’m amused. When I was deciding on a weapon for home defense (long story involving a stalker), I did actually narrow it down to several German, Swiss, and Austrian made pistols against several pistol-caliber carbines. 😅
@@fuzzyaomeba2844 As I live in a flat suburban residential area, even most 223 loads have more kick than would be wise; 30-06 and 308 just have too much power relative to my needs and surroundings. 9mm ultimately won out on that front over even 45 ACP or 40 S&W.
@@augustinian2018 then I would have to go with a 38 special for a handgun round. I understand 9mm has gotten better with its hollow points, but the round is too fast for my liking, I'd prefer a round with stopping power
@@fuzzyaomeba2844 To each their own, I guess. I have a preference for automatics and find the overall ballistic performance of 124 gr 9mm sufficient for self defense.
As a good Roman Catholic, you already know that I have to bring ten different guns (all in different calibers and all ornately customized just cuz) with me to the range, but only shoot like five of them instead of all ten.
@kgpspyguy I'm not personally convinced on this explanation because I've only been told it and haven't looked at the scripture myself, but it could be explained as the way people use 'brother' to mean close male friends which was common practice at the time. Sorta like how God is our Father but didn't impregnate your mom. I don't personally care about the Queen of Heaven's sex life after that first son though.
As a Non-denom myself, the “AMERICA!” Is SO accurate. Everyone at the Bible churches I’ve gone to throughout my life are incredibly patriotic and 99% are very very conservative.
When people (especially my foreign friends) ask me about the differences in American denoms, I'm just gonna show them this absolute brilliant gem of a vid.
The King James Bible translation was finished in 1611. The flintlock wasn't designed until 1630, 19 years later. Same era, but not 1611 on the flintlock. They were still old school loading and using fuses in 1611. @@microdesigns2000
@@RealMTBAddictyou're thinking of the amish, Mennonites use cars and tractors. They're like a newer model amish. Ish. Social media is frowned upon and discouraged, but that's all southern denominations, ish.
Yeah but he left out the Catholics, Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, the Armenians and the Coptics ( all of the denominations that are 1,500+ years old)
@@ehudzechariahschmidt7036Winchester! That’s so perfect! Haha Quakers would be similar, except whatever gun is based and known for being from Pennsylvania perhaps. Also, it shoots peas because they are non violent pacifists.
You don't mess with the Amish. Most have AR 15s and the fact that they are community based means if you actually piss them off that's x amount of rounds they have. Good people though (like the rest of us there's good and bad people) they keep to themselves and a lot of the younger and even a good bit of the older ones are kind to everyone.
I recently rediscovered my faith, and found my way back home to Jesus. I grew up Catholic. But as a grown man I'm not sure that catholicism is for me. I've been confused by all the denominations of Christianity and where I fall. This video helped me understand more than weeks of research did 😂 thank you
If your serious about this id like to offer my 2 pence read all the holy books become your own pastor un doing ao youl realize theres a lot of bullshit between em and seeing that will show you the truth between them im talking everything from the tohar king james baghdvagihta quaran everything and look at the points the agree on youll find truth in the chaos this also requires reading all the banned books by the catholic church... your doing your soul good going away from catholicism . Remember god didnt not want us worshiping idols or Lter so why do we go to pray before both an idol and an alter god temple is natyre and our bodies and hus message its personal for each one. I encourage you to get out away from people and sit with god and listen to what he says. Whatever you choose to do i wish you luck with your faith and understanding of life. I was told all this by the most saint like man ive ever met a pastor for 15 years and decon for 30 till death he actualy led me away from the church to find god because i questioned the narrative ao he gave me his view point not the churches he felt called to bring people in and he told me i was one of the few who got it
This might be the best video I have ever seen. However, it's missing the Catholic pulling out a Beretta, "We have been around forever, and even if down the road millions find out we arent very good, we've already taken their money" (fun fact, Beretta is considered to be the oldest firearms manufacturer in recorded history, at 1526 AD)
See, I was at first thinking that we would pull out a Colt 1911 or an Armalite AR-15, since we're the original which is so widely copied. But you make a good case for the Beretta. In the end, I think maybe we'd pull out "the Deagle," seeing as it's the one that always makes it into the movies. Also, everyone thinks it's from Israel, but it really started and ended up created by the reigning empire of the day :: facetiously surprised look of "did I do that?" ::
No no, any good Catholic would pull out a M1868 Rolling Block Remington with a Papal seal from Blessi Pope Pius IX and a rosery wrapped around it. Gotta get it blessed before hand too.
Catholics aren't a denomination so he was right to exclude us :P Alternatively, he could have everyone except the Catholic firing blanks, with the Anglicans perhaps doing a good simulation of the real thing :P
I've been a baptist for most of my life, i'm pentecostal now (still love the baptist church), have a high regard and respect for most denominations, and I find this hilarious😂😂😂
I’m curious as someone who is currently subscribed to Baptist doctrine but not shy of Pentecostal churches. What caused you to switch? If you don’t mind my asking
To be fair Catholicism isn’t a denomination as it is the one true church we do love all our brothers in Christ thanks hope this helps have a Great weekend 👌
From what I hear, Jehovah's Witnesses either had some affiliation with or integrated some core beliefs from either the Seventh Day or Second Day Adventists. Jehovah's Witnesses also believe or used to believe everyone who doesn't align themselves with their beliefs will also meet a Waco end from God at Armageddon so they would also fit in too I suppose.
I feel a Lutheran with both their traditional and musical traditions would have an HK MP5 pistol and shoot steel than sounded like some of Bach's hymns
Everyone saying lds should have had a 1911 just because of John Moses browning is missing the nuance of the skit. If we go by stereotypes, the LDS would have an AR parts kit to ‘work’ on. And try to share his rifle with everyone. Plus the LDS historical distrust of government ties in great.
*As a Mennonite, I feel like I’m certainly all over the place here, I guess it just depends on which day of the week: from Pentecostal to Reformed, Big Eva and back to slingshots on Sunday, God is Good, all the time!*
My grandmother was a Presbyterian, and if i believed in God, is join those guys. They are extremely accepting, egalitarian, and genuinely care for their congregations. They sent grief counselors to our home over a thousand miles away just to talk to us. They really helped me process her passing, and never once shamed me for my lack of faith, nor did they preach, they just listened and helped me internalize a huge loss for how old i was
People prayed for my dad to become a Christian for decades. At 79 after nine different miracles he finally changed his stance from faith in the science and doctors that repeatedly told us to pull the plug and leave him for dead to faith in this God that we listened to and did the most wonky (call it Penecostal, but it worked) things that saved his life. He used to say if there was a God he hated him, finally he started to talk to, hear scripture he never read, and see God was good to save him and he wasn’t good enough to save himself. After a 12 year extension on his life, my dad is finally passing, any day now, he’s dealing with the spiritual realm quite a bit, all of it’s real, but now he has Jesus holding his hand through this stuff. The greatest miracle I saw wasn’t tumors dissolving or doctors to clearing miracles as he got off of kidney and liver dialysis but the miracle of my dad willing to talk about God and have his questions about Jesus answered, the miracle is seeing him willing to hold my mom‘s hand or simply the fact that he really is changing. He is dying yet truly being born again as a redeem child of God not by his work but by God’s mercy and Grace as he surrenders the seconds he has left of his life. I am going to preach because I care enough to preach, do not waste your life refusing to seek and find the truth of the Lord. It truly is saving. You’re not just saving yourself from eternal separation from the goodness of God, you’re saving yourself from a life that you would otherwise live for all the wrong reasons and truly miss out. I wish I would’ve had this dad my whole life but the truth is I didn’t get to have this dad much at all this side of eternity. God didn’t create evil, evil is created in the rejection of gods only good and perfect ways. I know my dad never intended to be a difficult person, he was probably trying really hard to be a good person on his own, but he couldn’t actually be the person he needed to be, until he stopped trying and instead surrender to Jesus the Isaiah 53 Christ. Life isn’t easier as a Christian, but it is better. There’s a reason Christian songs always sing about chains or prisons and now being free. You don’t realize how enslaved to send you are until Jesus takes the sentence you do deserve. God loves us before we love him. I hope you don’t take offense by me talking to you, I pray to see you in Heaven some day. I’m not forcing myself on you, God won’t force himself on you, but if you seek with your whole heart you will find, that’s a promise. Prayerfully read the book of John. Forget everything you’ve ever heard about picking or believing a religion, and simply be willing to hear our and possibly submit to the one who loves, called, and created you.
I sincerely hope you are able to realize that He's real someday. And He loves you. This life is not worth living without belief in Him. Living for yourself and imperfect people is not worth. It's empty
@@graceclark3481 It must feel fundamentally empty inside to reject all the beauty in the world, and all the human connection as worthless. If love in some mystical cloud fairy means abandoning all the cool stuff in the only life I get, only to be permanently shackled for literal eternity to dickride a narcissistic god, fuck that. That sounds like hell already.
I live in Utah. Most Mormon households have a shotgun and a 30-06. It's also an open carry state, so whenever we go camping they're all playing wild west
@@samhollan4570and his depiction of Mennonites doesn't really ring true either. (Not a Mennonite myself but I live in a rural area and I meet plenty of Amish and Mennonites here.)
I’m a disabled civilian Christian ‘criminal’ ..but don’t subscribe to any particular denomination of religiousness.. and I also need 5 loaded tanks, 10 fully automatic machine guns, & 20 fighter jets.. (not a therapist) to combat personal probs. 😆
I'm a Charismatic, Presbyterian, Theonomist, and Reconstructionist: I look forward to the redeemed future where handguns are lightweight, have triggers that don't feel like a stapler, and don't cost an arm and a leg 😂 basically the Laugo Alien but cheaper. Until then I guess Glocks will do.
@@mechadoggyFor the same reason our glorified bodies won't require food to live, yet we're going to feast at the wedding supper of the lamb ... for the pure joy of it. And, since "sin" in the Greek is "to miss the mark," and since there is no sin in heaven, we'll always hit our target.
@@darbyheavey406 The analog to AD would be CE, not BCE, but yeah, it's bullcrap and it's meant to rob Christians of our invention of the Gregorian calendar.
The Anglican one killed me, honestly. As for other denominations, I feel like mine (LDS) would use a family rifle that’s been passed down since the pioneer days and was used to kill the biggest Grizzly that someone’s great x4-grandfather ever saw, and Puritans would use a flamethrower. For reasons.
@@toddgreve6587 no they're not.. Amish is a hyper conservative break from Mennonite..and there are different expressions of Mennonite churches from what I hear .
The Mennonite with the slingshot had me in stitches. Being Canadian, hand guns are rare and hard to get a permit for. People who want to buy a gun have to get a government permit, or FAC, to buy even a long gun for hunting. I like it that way. Used to have a 4/10 shotgun for partridge hunting, but gave it to my adult son over 20 years ago. He’s never used it, prefers fishing, but now it’s a family heirloom. 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
You missed an opportunity for a committee joke with the Presbyterian, something like "after a month of meetings we voted to accept the 1911 as our sidearm of choice".
i feel personally attacked, was raised presbyterian and do prefer the 1911 (might be because it was the gun i first used as it was my dads from nam) LOL 100% accurate.
Catholic shoots engraved Beretta, Orthodox shoots Tokarev, Adventist shoots CZ, LDS shoots Hi Power (wives shoot colt 1903)
Funny! Do any of them give their guns names?
Nice. 😁👍 You included two I'd be interested in knowing what is supposed to be their gun of choice.
The Baretta I'm familiar with, but is "High Power" just supposed to be anything? 🤔
@@BoMwarriorVlogBrowning Hi-power. John M.B. developed it upon addressing shortcomings in the 1911
@@muxion Yes. LDS does. "A Light Shining in Darkness".
That's funny because I'm Adventist and carry a CZ 😂
Irish Catholic here. I want to apologize for not showing up at the range. We were hung over from the night before ☘️🍺☘️
were you also watching the Boondock Saintts?
Coffee hurts coming out your nose 😂😂😂 this is epic
I thought I recognized you 🍀🍻
Catholic: _Shoots either a finely made engraved pistol OR a shotgun that's been in the family for 60 years. Or both._
This reminds me of an Archie Bunker line from All in the Family: "Martin Luger. You know, that German priest who invented the gun."
I’m a Reformed Baptist and formerly a (PCA) Presbyterian. This is hysterical on its own, but made even more so because I used to own several 1911s and now I’m a big Glock guy. LOL
I feel like us reformed baptists should have been a long range shooter.
What made you switch? (not the gun, the theology, gun part is obvious).
@@perilousrange😂
@@perilousrangemost likely scripture lol
@@perilousrangereading the Bible lmao ;)
Calling the Glock tupperware is deadly funny!
Ĺoved that Tupperware crack 😂
Guns are made of wood and steel PERIOD
They literally used to come in Tupperware like boxes. It was crazy.
@argoshikan I had to google that...and you're not wrong.
Plastic is for toys,,,,
@@argoshikan yup, still got mine. 😁 That sucks that they went away from that, but I think it was probably cheaper to have more generic cases, which is what I think they switched to.
Also, the tupperware cases were an exact fit and there wasn't much room for extra stuff in there.
Calling the Glock Tupperware was hysterical. The Mennonite with the slingshot was great too, as was the United Methodist.
And like Tupperware, you have to "belch" it before reassembly!
(Before I get jumped on for the joke, I actually own a couple of Glocks.)
Missed opportunity to have LDS talk for hours about how they invented the 1911
Google says - "Like his father, Browning was a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and served a two-year mission in Georgia beginning on March 28, 1887."
John Moses Browning also came up with the hi-power and the ma deuce. I've shot an M2 that belonged to a Mormon before. It was pretty cool.
True… or any modern firearm platform at that… 😂 they might have wrong theology but they can sure produce firearms
@@freedomoverfeelings - We LDS/Mormons are solid theologically, and in our weapons. Christensen Arms is another Utah based company.
That's not a Christian denomination
As a Presbyterian I appreciate your choice for us. As a friend of Mennonite and Amish you were wayyyyyy off on that one 😂 they definitely have guns and expensive ones at that.
Really depends on the group......though they do hide a lot of stuff in their basements, lol!
@@glorygracek.1841 Yeah they do vary from area to area depending on the church they are members of. The ones I work with and my friends all have the best of the best when it come to hunting and fishing gear lol
Could have at least gone with a firelock!
@@SepticFuddy " firelock" ? I'm thinking you were trying to say flintlock hopefully.
The Mennonites used their money on guns instead of cars
“If you love Jesus, you gonna shoot a 50 cal” are words to live by 😂
We all know the Catholic rolls up in the engraved peacemaker. It has power, tradition above all else, and will never go out of style
Probably my favorite so far! And yes finally a reformed baptist!
Sadly his mention of the United Methodist doesn't speak for all wesleyans as I'm Wesleyan and not United Methodist or progressive or pro LGBT etc..
@@rauldelarosa2768So you admit to being braindead
@@rauldelarosa2768We know, y'all need to get a handle on your others, lol
As a United Methodist gun nut that hit home, and is way too accurate
Ummm where are you putting your Big iron??
methodists and lutherans are cun fused
I’m a life long Methodist and gun enthusiast. Lol
Word, my church broke away, so we did more than write a strongly worded letter. :p
You got the UMC just right. It's a shame that it has strayed so far from it's founding principles.
@@Avallachgreysame here. My church disaffiliated from the United Methodists a couple months ago. However a large portion of that church is pro-gun and we’ve had a security team for six years. I have carried a Glock 17 from day one on the team. I usually have a Glock 26 on when I’m just sitting in the congregation.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how many guns this guy has?
Yeah I know, its horrible! He should be able to demonstrate at least 50 different viewpoints. He is slacking! 😂
He and Brandon Herrerra should get together.
These are rookie numbers
Yes...when the government comes to collet them, they can now make sure that take at least all those. He better pray for a boat accident that unfortunately caused him to lose them all.
@@mountainmama2101 If you have to make up a boat accident to hide your guns from the Gestapo, 1) ya ain't actually free to keep & bear them and 2) you're not using them properly to ameliorate problem #1)
0:26 In case nobody here knew; I saw a S&W 500 at a gun store. That man is holding a gun that is AT LEAST a foot in length and is the size (and probably weight) of a watermelon, and he made that recoil look like he was shooting a BB gun. This guy is an ABSOLUTE MOUNTAIN of a man.
Puny watermelon. It's on the heavy end, but the length and weight lessen the recoil. I've shot a long-barrel BFR and a short-barrel S&W 500, and the BFR was much more manageable because of the weight. Frankly, it's a ridiculous caliber unless you want it to deal with bears. If I had to choose a revolver for EDC I'd probably pick something in .357 magnum. Less expensive ammo, easier to conceal, faster handling, and stuff like speed clips are easier to come by. Bonus, it will probably be able to shoot .38 special just fine, so it'll be easier to scavenge ammo for it in the zombie apocalypse.
@@joskarifinaukr6503 you know what I feel silly now because I forgot that weight lessens recoil 😂 I just bought my first gun; a 1911 and people keep telling me dude don’t go 45 go .357/.38 special all the way because the ammo is cheaper. Though I will say I’d feel a hell of a lot safer out in the woods with a 50 Cal at my side 😅
Also likely he isn't shooting full power 500. You can cut the recoil by cutting off the exposed part of the bullet
There ain’t no way. I own a 500, no way that’s a full load. Must be full of trail boss or something.
Moob Mountain maybe...
As a Lutheran-leaning Anglican, I’m amused. When I was deciding on a weapon for home defense (long story involving a stalker), I did actually narrow it down to several German, Swiss, and Austrian made pistols against several pistol-caliber carbines. 😅
😂
I think a 30-06 or 308 would be a better choice for precision, as Jesus hits our bullseye everytime
@@fuzzyaomeba2844 As I live in a flat suburban residential area, even most 223 loads have more kick than would be wise; 30-06 and 308 just have too much power relative to my needs and surroundings. 9mm ultimately won out on that front over even 45 ACP or 40 S&W.
@@augustinian2018 then I would have to go with a 38 special for a handgun round. I understand 9mm has gotten better with its hollow points, but the round is too fast for my liking, I'd prefer a round with stopping power
@@fuzzyaomeba2844 To each their own, I guess. I have a preference for automatics and find the overall ballistic performance of 124 gr 9mm sufficient for self defense.
The Lutheran did bring a smile to my face.
But he only gave him one shot lol.
@@tiffanygrever8092Lol they need a 95 round magazine
As a good Roman Catholic, you already know that I have to bring ten different guns (all in different calibers and all ornately customized just cuz) with me to the range, but only shoot like five of them instead of all ten.
behold! the Great Schism is over!
Catholic 🤝 Orthodox
@@chardeemacdennis357let’s gooo no great schism here. At least I wish I have a great day bro. Although I will be catholic forever no matter
@@bigk4026
Cool. Hey, if Mary remained a virgin her entire life, then why do the gospels specifically say that Christ had brothers?
@@kgpspyguyshe did?
@kgpspyguy I'm not personally convinced on this explanation because I've only been told it and haven't looked at the scripture myself, but it could be explained as the way people use 'brother' to mean close male friends which was common practice at the time. Sorta like how God is our Father but didn't impregnate your mom. I don't personally care about the Queen of Heaven's sex life after that first son though.
As a Non-denom myself, the “AMERICA!” Is SO accurate. Everyone at the Bible churches I’ve gone to throughout my life are incredibly patriotic and 99% are very very conservative.
That’s my church right there
“Bible church”
They might be patriotic but they are theologically wrong and they support Israel.
That's me! 😁 And proud of it
Still wrong about the Bible as well…
When people (especially my foreign friends) ask me about the differences in American denoms, I'm just gonna show them this absolute brilliant gem of a vid.
I was waiting for a “if the firearm isn’t 1611, it’s not accurate” lol
This version must be done! That would make it the perfect video!
Flintlock it is!
@@SepticFuddythe King James flintlock, lol. It appears the King James Bible and the flintlock were first produced around the same time.
All while using a 1769…
The King James Bible translation was finished in 1611.
The flintlock wasn't designed until 1630, 19 years later.
Same era, but not 1611 on the flintlock. They were still old school loading and using fuses in 1611. @@microdesigns2000
I admire the trigger discipline, even on the slingshot 🤣🤣
I was really hoping the Mennonite was going to be a flint lock
As a Mennonite, I can confirm how accurate that ending is.
You guys have blessed us with the heretic slayer Dr. Jay Smith, so this Southern Baptist is going on record saying your arsenal is DEADLY!
Why are you using a phone?
@@RealMTBAddict Only because my old one is bricked.
@@ianyoder2537 Sinner
@@RealMTBAddictyou're thinking of the amish, Mennonites use cars and tractors. They're like a newer model amish. Ish. Social media is frowned upon and discouraged, but that's all southern denominations, ish.
Finally the Reformed Baptist gets represented! I thought the other Baptist was the reformed one
The Mennonite cracked me up! 😂
Yeah but he left out the Catholics, Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, the Armenians and the Coptics ( all of the denominations that are 1,500+ years old)
All of them that are over 1500 years old is just going with the 50 cal.
Finally. Reformed baptists and baptists aren't the same!
@@MrCadet08We're sticking to real Christians, lol.
The Mennonite and the strongly worded letter about gun control slayed me. 😄😃🗽🦅🇺🇸💪🔥👍 new sub
Nah, he should've used a musket or Winchester for the Mennonite lol
@@ehudzechariahschmidt7036Winchester! That’s so perfect! Haha
Quakers would be similar, except whatever gun is based and known for being from Pennsylvania perhaps. Also, it shoots peas because they are non violent pacifists.
@@lrosario6258LOL I get it "pea shooter"
@@ehudzechariahschmidt7036 that would have been hilarious with a musket Go thru the whole loading & tamping process.
As a life long methodist I'm not sure where he got this one. The pastors I've had carry a gun during church 🤷♂️
I was expecting the Mennonite to pull out an old flintlock or something... the slingshot got a good laugh out of me.🤣
_"The Lord is my spotter, I shall not miss..."_ 🙏
LoL 😂
I just stole your fabulous comment for my Twitter 😊
I was expecting a bow and arrow at the end, but a slingshot? LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
Even the Amish are more high-tech than that.
I was hoping for a flintlock myself. But I guess the exaggeration of a slingshot would add to the comedy.
You don't mess with the Amish. Most have AR 15s and the fact that they are community based means if you actually piss them off that's x amount of rounds they have.
Good people though (like the rest of us there's good and bad people) they keep to themselves and a lot of the younger and even a good bit of the older ones are kind to everyone.
@@Kamikazi91127 神風さん、really? I suppose you have seen these well-armed Amish yourself!?
@@jimmu2008Yes. It is fact. Don't mess with the Amish.
My 1911 is proof of being predestined to be Presbyterian. :) Great video!
Muh two world wars! Muh stoppin' powah!
As a Bible believing Christian that thinks open theists make some super strong points, I shoot Sig Sauer, and 10mm.
Predestined as well I suppose.
@@travissharon1536 There's always some schismatic heretic shows up to harsh on the the 1911 /.45 received wisdom. :)
@@bennyharris3835 Ah yes, the divine gnosis of John.... Browning.
1911 is the LDS
I recently rediscovered my faith, and found my way back home to Jesus. I grew up Catholic. But as a grown man I'm not sure that catholicism is for me. I've been confused by all the denominations of Christianity and where I fall. This video helped me understand more than weeks of research did 😂 thank you
If your serious about this id like to offer my 2 pence read all the holy books become your own pastor un doing ao youl realize theres a lot of bullshit between em and seeing that will show you the truth between them im talking everything from the tohar king james baghdvagihta quaran everything and look at the points the agree on youll find truth in the chaos this also requires reading all the banned books by the catholic church... your doing your soul good going away from catholicism . Remember god didnt not want us worshiping idols or Lter so why do we go to pray before both an idol and an alter god temple is natyre and our bodies and hus message its personal for each one. I encourage you to get out away from people and sit with god and listen to what he says. Whatever you choose to do i wish you luck with your faith and understanding of life. I was told all this by the most saint like man ive ever met a pastor for 15 years and decon for 30 till death he actualy led me away from the church to find god because i questioned the narrative ao he gave me his view point not the churches he felt called to bring people in and he told me i was one of the few who got it
The “if you love Jesus” lines from the big Eva one always kill me LOL. So funny
This might be the best video I have ever seen.
However, it's missing the Catholic pulling out a Beretta, "We have been around forever, and even if down the road millions find out we arent very good, we've already taken their money" (fun fact, Beretta is considered to be the oldest firearms manufacturer in recorded history, at 1526 AD)
See, I was at first thinking that we would pull out a Colt 1911 or an Armalite AR-15, since we're the original which is so widely copied. But you make a good case for the Beretta.
In the end, I think maybe we'd pull out "the Deagle," seeing as it's the one that always makes it into the movies. Also, everyone thinks it's from Israel, but it really started and ended up created by the reigning empire of the day :: facetiously surprised look of "did I do that?" ::
No no, any good Catholic would pull out a M1868 Rolling Block Remington with a Papal seal from Blessi Pope Pius IX and a rosery wrapped around it. Gotta get it blessed before hand too.
Catholics aren't a denomination so he was right to exclude us :P
Alternatively, he could have everyone except the Catholic firing blanks, with the Anglicans perhaps doing a good simulation of the real thing :P
@@user-yw7pg2pl3vWith a Holy Hand Grenade or two.
Irish Catholics get the AR-18
Quakers get a broomstick or plunger
@@englishcatholic578 Firing Blanks! Perfection!
God, for a European, it just doesn't get much more American than this. And I love it! :D
I've been a baptist for most of my life, i'm pentecostal now (still love the baptist church), have a high regard and respect for most denominations, and I find this hilarious😂😂😂
I’m curious as someone who is currently subscribed to Baptist doctrine but not shy of Pentecostal churches. What caused you to switch? If you don’t mind my asking
As a pentecostal, I'm glad you represented us with the good old 12 guage.
More of an AR guy myself but I'll take it.
Fitting that the Reformed Baptist is wearing his kit, we’re always taking fire. 😂
Great video!
Based
As a Canadian catholic, there’s not much we can own but I’ve seen the Chinese type 81 paired with rosaries more than a few times.
I think the SCARIEST thing is that he’s SO RIGHT about ALL OF THESE! Lol! ❤
As a catholic my gun is gold plated with silver ornate engravings. En Nombre Del Padre El Hijo y El Espíritu Santísimo! Viva Christo Rey 👑
As a Anglican I agree and heartily approve. Funny stuff.
Ditto lol
Ditto. 😂😂😂
Via Media lol
To be fair Catholicism isn’t a denomination as it is the one true church we do love all our brothers in Christ thanks hope this helps have a Great weekend 👌
I was crying at the Anglican….Hilarious!!!!
Great job 👍
As an OPC presbyterian, I approve this message.
😂
Modalism is heresy
OPC representing Pittsburgh here! I see a lot of Rugers and PSA
This is hilarious, I love it 😂
Please do Eastern Orthodox, Oriental Orthodox, Roman Catholic, and the rest
Roman Catholic will be spears, right?
@@RichardOlsonar15😆
Russian Orthodox would be AK47, of course
@RichardOlsonar15 probably whatever is the one true gun or something.
Roman Catholics fire galleons’ cannon
The Mennonite got me. I was waiting for Seventh Day Adventist, since my former church was the parent for the Branch Davidians. Yes, the Waco variety.
@@Snesgamer I'm aware of that, but they still claim SDA heritage.
From what I hear, Jehovah's Witnesses either had some affiliation with or integrated some core beliefs from either the Seventh Day or Second Day Adventists. Jehovah's Witnesses also believe or used to believe everyone who doesn't align themselves with their beliefs will also meet a Waco end from God at Armageddon
so they would also fit in too I suppose.
@@damiencostanza5995 yeah, they're a little odd.
I went skeet shooting with a Mennonite once; his family had kept the same Double Barreled Coach Gun since 1905. That thing shot like a dream.
As a Lutheran I can say this is pretty accurate
I feel a Lutheran with both their traditional and musical traditions would have an HK MP5 pistol and shoot steel than sounded like some of Bach's hymns
Everyone saying lds should have had a 1911 just because of John Moses browning is missing the nuance of the skit. If we go by stereotypes, the LDS would have an AR parts kit to ‘work’ on. And try to share his rifle with everyone. Plus the LDS historical distrust of government ties in great.
Your not wrong, not wrong at all!
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I am Mormon/LDS. My firearms were designed by Browning, Stoner, and Garand.
If we're going by stereotypes, we'd probably have the 1911, the high power, and a couple more.
Mennonite would be shooting something hand crafted by a great grandfather and handed down generationally.
As someone who grown up going to Pentecostal church I say its depiction is 100% accurate.
That last one was by far the best 😂
Im part Menonite and didnt even expect it.
*As a Mennonite, I feel like I’m certainly all over the place here, I guess it just depends on which day of the week: from Pentecostal to Reformed, Big Eva and back to slingshots on Sunday, God is Good, all the time!*
Amen.
I have a mosin negant that I alway call my Mennonite rifle. Built it 41, I got it new out of the crate, sat out every war for 80 years.
@@paulthiessen6444 haha yup! I feel like everyone needs a Mosin and an SKS! 🤘🤘
Mennonite with a TH-cam account? 💀
@@TsukiNaito1You're thinking of Amish. Very few Mennonite churches forbid Internet.
My grandmother was a Presbyterian, and if i believed in God, is join those guys. They are extremely accepting, egalitarian, and genuinely care for their congregations. They sent grief counselors to our home over a thousand miles away just to talk to us. They really helped me process her passing, and never once shamed me for my lack of faith, nor did they preach, they just listened and helped me internalize a huge loss for how old i was
People prayed for my dad to become a Christian for decades. At 79 after nine different miracles he finally changed his stance from faith in the science and doctors that repeatedly told us to pull the plug and leave him for dead to faith in this God that we listened to and did the most wonky (call it Penecostal, but it worked) things that saved his life. He used to say if there was a God he hated him, finally he started to talk to, hear scripture he never read, and see God was good to save him and he wasn’t good enough to save himself. After a 12 year extension on his life, my dad is finally passing, any day now, he’s dealing with the spiritual realm quite a bit, all of it’s real, but now he has Jesus holding his hand through this stuff. The greatest miracle I saw wasn’t tumors dissolving or doctors to clearing miracles as he got off of kidney and liver dialysis but the miracle of my dad willing to talk about God and have his questions about Jesus answered, the miracle is seeing him willing to hold my mom‘s hand or simply the fact that he really is changing. He is dying yet truly being born again as a redeem child of God not by his work but by God’s mercy and Grace as he surrenders the seconds he has left of his life. I am going to preach because I care enough to preach, do not waste your life refusing to seek and find the truth of the Lord. It truly is saving. You’re not just saving yourself from eternal separation from the goodness of God, you’re saving yourself from a life that you would otherwise live for all the wrong reasons and truly miss out. I wish I would’ve had this dad my whole life but the truth is I didn’t get to have this dad much at all this side of eternity. God didn’t create evil, evil is created in the rejection of gods only good and perfect ways. I know my dad never intended to be a difficult person, he was probably trying really hard to be a good person on his own, but he couldn’t actually be the person he needed to be, until he stopped trying and instead surrender to Jesus the Isaiah 53 Christ. Life isn’t easier as a Christian, but it is better. There’s a reason Christian songs always sing about chains or prisons and now being free. You don’t realize how enslaved to send you are until Jesus takes the sentence you do deserve.
God loves us before we love him. I hope you don’t take offense by me talking to you, I pray to see you in Heaven some day. I’m not forcing myself on you, God won’t force himself on you, but if you seek with your whole heart you will find, that’s a promise. Prayerfully read the book of John. Forget everything you’ve ever heard about picking or believing a religion, and simply be willing to hear our and possibly submit to the one who loves, called, and created you.
Yep, that's us! Hope you're doing okay.
@@HeidiKohne I was 16 at the time, 31 now. She was really sick so her passing came as a strange relief
I sincerely hope you are able to realize that He's real someday. And He loves you.
This life is not worth living without belief in Him. Living for yourself and imperfect people is not worth. It's empty
@@graceclark3481 It must feel fundamentally empty inside to reject all the beauty in the world, and all the human connection as worthless. If love in some mystical cloud fairy means abandoning all the cool stuff in the only life I get, only to be permanently shackled for literal eternity to dickride a narcissistic god, fuck that. That sounds like hell already.
As a Presbyterian whose favorite gun is the 1911, that’s absolute facts. Thank God for America, guns, and an American with a good sense of humor
I always saw Doug Wilson shooting an M1 Grand for some reason 😂
Nah, he'd be using a flamethrower while smoking a cigar
I’m a Christian, and I wear my boots on the ranch and at the store, every where I go. I proudly shoot a good old single action army.
It's Biblical, after all. Blessed are the Peacemakers....
@@davesstillhereThat,s not funny your mocking God,s word Be not deceive God is not mocked Galatians 6:7
@@princybella5386 Sister, I would kindly advise you to pray to God for a _sense of humor,_ it's a wonderful blessing. 😊
@@princybella5386Please pray to understand the difference between mocking and joking.
@@princybella5386 Odin laughs at you from his hall in Vallhalla.
Imagine praying to a god that can be offended by anything a human could do or say.
As an Amish… never mind. I’ve just been excommunicated.
I was fully expecting the Mennonite to pull out a blunderbus 😂 was disappointed but entertained.
I was expecting a black powder gun, like a Remington 1858 or something.
I live in Utah.
Most Mormon households have a shotgun and a 30-06. It's also an open carry state, so whenever we go camping they're all playing wild west
Gotta say, the pentecostal and non-denom ones are spot one. The end made me bust out laughing
'Mericuh, I loved it!!!
The pentecostal is not even close.
@@samhollan4570and his depiction of Mennonites doesn't really ring true either. (Not a Mennonite myself but I live in a rural area and I meet plenty of Amish and Mennonites here.)
As an American Baptist working in a Presbyterian church I just love these videos ..the Methodist comment and Mennonite just hysterical
The most Presbyterian projectile weapon would be a spatula thrown from the church kitchen by an old Scottish lady.
As a fully disabled combat veteran and an Atheist, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF THE WHOLE TIME….GREAT VIDEO SIR!!
After years of research, I no longer believe in atheists.
Repent, apostate
I’m a disabled civilian Christian ‘criminal’ ..but don’t subscribe to any particular denomination of religiousness.. and I also need 5 loaded tanks, 10 fully automatic machine guns, & 20 fighter jets.. (not a therapist) to combat personal probs. 😆
@@purpleXpotion No, you’re a far-left commie bottom feeder…
Orthodox shoots a classic lever gun with icons engraved all over it.
Catholics with a big gun with 7 accessories. Big church with 7 sacraments.
Lol I have no idea how the algorithm knew I'd find this hilarious, but I'm glad it did.
Oh my goodness, you almost made me laugh so hard I would’ve woken up my sleeping newborn 😂
As an LCMS Lutheran that was kinda accurate ngl 😂
Right!? I sent it to my pastor. He got a kick out of it. Lol, I also prefer to use the Walther. 😅
Also LCMS, I prefer an American 45 ACP......launched from my German produced Sig P220.😂
I was curious what you would say for United Methodist, since that’s how I was raised. You were very accurate. 10/10 video.
The Mennonite with the sling shot was gold!! 🤣
😂That’s the funniest thing I have seen in along time!!! Love my church in Texas especially when you know everyone packing heat !!!
I'm a Charismatic, Presbyterian, Theonomist, and Reconstructionist: I look forward to the redeemed future where handguns are lightweight, have triggers that don't feel like a stapler, and don't cost an arm and a leg 😂 basically the Laugo Alien but cheaper. Until then I guess Glocks will do.
“redeemed future” Wouldn’t the redeemed future not have guns in general?
@@mechadoggyactually quite the opposite. There would be a plethora of firearms, and all of them positively sublime to discharge.
@@eldon9735 So why would the redeemed future under Christ’s reign need firearms?
No what you are is a heretic
@@mechadoggyFor the same reason our glorified bodies won't require food to live, yet we're going to feast at the wedding supper of the lamb ... for the pure joy of it.
And, since "sin" in the Greek is "to miss the mark," and since there is no sin in heaven, we'll always hit our target.
You forgot the Agnostics... they didn't know what they were bringing so they just tried everyone else's and found things wrong with each of them. 😂
The Catholic comes in shooting something with beautiful engravings while wearing knight armor
Catholic: We prefer tradition to modernity *fires arrow from longbow*.
P.S. love these shorts sir.
Going with the oldest industrial firm in the world- Beretta founded in 1526 AD (ignore that BCE crap).
@@darbyheavey406 The analog to AD would be CE, not BCE, but yeah, it's bullcrap and it's meant to rob Christians of our invention of the Gregorian calendar.
That was great! Thank you for the laugh and the smile.
As an independent baptist, and a veteran, I like the .50 M2 Browning machine gun.
Aww, I was expecting a muzzleloader for the Mennonite. 😂
I was raised Methodist, and I approve this message.
As a (now) former Southern Baptist Convention member, absolutely SO true! Hilarious! 🤣
Me, too! Former SBC member!
What, no .22?! 😂 The Methodist bit was hilarious btw
The reformed Baptist wearing a carrier is a nice touch 😂😂😂😂
Lutherans: Walther PK for superior firepower, and CFW Walther for superior theology.
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The Anglican one killed me, honestly. As for other denominations, I feel like mine (LDS) would use a family rifle that’s been passed down since the pioneer days and was used to kill the biggest Grizzly that someone’s great x4-grandfather ever saw, and Puritans would use a flamethrower. For reasons.
Browning made the 1911, he was lds
@@jayegbert9864 Oh nice!
Yeah y'all are by default stuck with John Moses Browning firearms no matter what.
Puritans: calls in a napalm strike
Puritans are already pictured, Presbyterians. Lol
"Thou art my battle axe."
"My Lord, Yes. But, Let me raise you a .50 Cal."
I don't know how this popped up on my feed, but that was great.
This was funny, but I grew up Mennonite, and every one I know is very well armed. Good stuff though. 👌
Actually, it shouldn't be Mennonite. It should be Amish (or is that one in the same?).
@@toddgreve6587👌 not the same
@Rendall Hostetler - I didn't think so, but appreciate the verification! 👍
@@toddgreve6587 a lot of Amish have left and joined a Mennonite church because of a couple of similarities but that's is about it.
@@toddgreve6587 no they're not.. Amish is a hyper conservative break from Mennonite..and there are different expressions of Mennonite churches from what I hear .
The Mennonite with the slingshot had me in stitches. Being Canadian, hand guns are rare and hard to get a permit for. People who want to buy a gun have to get a government permit, or FAC, to buy even a long gun for hunting. I like it that way. Used to have a 4/10 shotgun for partridge hunting, but gave it to my adult son over 20 years ago. He’s never used it, prefers fishing, but now it’s a family heirloom. 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
Mormons. Go after the Mormons! Something modular since they keep changing all the time 😄
You missed an opportunity for a committee joke with the Presbyterian, something like "after a month of meetings we voted to accept the 1911 as our sidearm of choice".
i feel personally attacked, was raised presbyterian and do prefer the 1911 (might be because it was the gun i first used as it was my dads from nam) LOL 100% accurate.
I can never get enough of these😂
Very funny😂 the fact that Lutherans are represented by the German, Martin Luther, and therefore prefer the German gun. Fun vid!
Amazin' grace how sweet, sweet the sound...
You can 100% tell this was made by a Baptist since there's no Catholic here 🤣🤣🤣
That could have been Doug Wilson and James White. lol Jason Whitaker sent us over. Thanks for the content.
#DearWokeChristian
Everyone is acting like a gangsta until the shotgun starts speaking in tongues.
Not the reformed Baptist being every gun I’ve ever seen my church family shoot 😂
As somone with a menonite Background, i totally laughed. Perfcet man.