@@benivinson3693 exactly, a smart guy can also be pretty manipulative and doesn’t have the people he or she is suppose to lead’s best interests in mind.
I'm just glad Joe Biden is running things now. He's got such a firm grasp on the situation. I feel so safe with Jumpin' Joe at the helm. It's got electrolytes!
“Luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.” They choose THIS moment in THIS movie to correctly use the word “alumnus” when no bumper sticker or license frame has EVER done so before? Speechless.
He gets it right because it's an elitist word for people from the middle of the pack. It's aspirational. It's stupid to know if you don't know more important lessons from history than some conventions from dead language.
Same in Terminator 2 when John tells T101 that his dog’s name is Max but the AI computes INSTANTLY a nickname of “Wolfie” yet somehow the T101 doesn’t understand crying, smiling or slang language.
I love the idea that the store is so massive, a plane crashed through the ceiling, what looks to be years ago, and no one could do anything about it...
"Uh, should we get that out?" "Yeah, wait, i'll call someone. Hey, yeah, we got a plane crash. It's in here. Where? Costco. Oh, you cant get the equipment inside? Okay then, thanks."
Where is the problem. Inside the plane was a delivery of a product for them. Why take it out of the plane and store it in the warehouse 2 miles away, if the product is placed 2 shelfes on the left. As soon as the cargo of the plane is sold, they call the pilot to fly it away. Isnt that logic for them? 🤨🤪🤪🤪😖
to be fair, irl those wholesale places have a lot of broken shit that nobody ever fixes. like the toxic waste garbage can in the back. we gave it that name because nobody has emptied it in 15 years. its so gross even waste management for the city refuses to take care of it because at this point its literally decaying the trash can itself. yes this is real. its in Ohio.
It's a shame how one the driving factors why this movie had such a limited release was the reaction of Costco and Starbucks when they saw how their brands were portrayed.
Why can't brands recognize that a joke is a joke and taking it in good faith will make your brand that much more likable? I know a lot more understand that now but damn.
@@MrBeegs88 Its not so much that they can't take a joke, it's more the fact they like to avoid all forms of controversy altogether. You have seen karens and how they overreact to fucking everything. No company wants a bunch of insane bitches forming rallies and shit talking them on tv and the internet.
@@MrBeegs88 Because the love of money is the root of all evil and corporations are legitimately evil lol. If they could work out a deal where they needed to throw people into a an incinerator to increase yearly growth by 3% they'd do it. Even coffee businesses like starbucks lol Breaking up monopolies has been abnormal in human history. Our brief freedom in the US is now coming to an end lol. Idiocracy was great with its depiction of corporatism.
Members of the board: Before you are 5 stings, each of different color and meaning. Please choose one His dad: I pick the red one, does that mean my son is in? Members of the board: *whispering* I forgot what what the colors mean, did he pass? Sh!t idk. Make up something Yes... ?
Probably automated by computer. This will be Walmart soon IRL most likely. They replaced most of the floor workers at mine with self checkouts and have robots that automatically check the stock. So long as some dum-dum can keep electricity flowing to it it’ll be fine post apocalypse.
@@kishascape but they still need a team of underpaid (a.k.a. slave) workers to empty the 53' trailers and make stacks on the skids, move the skids and then place items in the shelves without complaining when the manager says you're slow you need to work faster if you want a raise next year.
A funny tidbit I learned about this movie recently: They didn't have much money for costumes, but needed ridiculous and stupid-looking shoes for their actors. After some searching the prop-guys bought off-the-shelf shoes in bulk for cheap from a small and obscure company, that they thought were so stupid and ugly, they'd never catch on. So the people of the future ended up wearing Crocs.
He was on Joe Rogan. Was always a fan of Mike Judge, but even more impressed after the Rogan pod, we have a living legend to share his ideas with us. Do check it out, Mike is awesome.
When they first came out, my dad bought like 10 pairs for about 5 dollars. I made fun of him and then tried one on. Damn, they absorbed a lot of impact and were comfortable. He gave one that I still have today. The kids these days would probably be jealous I got OG Crocs.
@@Quinntus79 Perfect, I can imagine it, all of the dialogue is just “Nungh” “Ungh” Bethesda stop making updates to your garbage live service fallout 76 and make it a reality.
have you seen an Amazon warehouse? the first time I saw one, that part of this scene popped into my head. Of course, the difference being that Costco actually DOES treat its employees with respect, the interior of an Amazon warehouse is probably similar to what we see here
The "I love you" bit is so perfect. It seriously feels like that's what these stores/companies want their employees to do.......and even worse is there's people out there that want it. People who actually walk in to a store and like it when some 17yo kid at the register is like "wELcoME tO wALgReENs! hAoW aRe yOoo tOoDAy"
And they mindlessly reply "g0od, tHaNK yoUuu" even if their world is crumbling and they feel utterly depressed to the core. Why Americans love this crappy cookie-cutter interaction with everything they do?
Lol I remember how annoyed my mom would get every time we went to blockbuster and the cashiers would say that. She wouldn't be rude to them, but she would mutter something like "you don't give a crap about my day" when we were out of earshot.
No one talks about how cool the visuals are in this movie. Entering a gigantic warehouse with no roof and shelves into the sky is a really striking shot
The worst part of this is I've been to a Costco recently and it felt almost just like this. They just need to have the Costco people say I love you and then it would be perfect match
I don't have a costco anywhere near me, but if I did the first thing I would have done after seeing this movie is walk into costco, turn around and spend 5 - 10 minutes just saying "welcome to costco, I love you"
Costcos are EVERYWHERE here in Texas, there’s literally one inside my neighborhood. I remember when the location first opened in like 2012 and I was just astonished by its absolute monstrous size, it felt like this scene.
I'll be honest, if I were at a Costco or a Walmart and they greeted me exactly like that I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Especially, with absolute straightfaced saying that😂😂😂
When i saw videos on YT about youtubers going to McDonalds, Starbucks, Cotsco or any superstore corporation i can only think. Jees we already live in Idiocracy
It actually makes full sense if you see what’s going on at this moment in time, so by then it will get there easy. I mean look just 50-80 years back…..
i love how surrounding the costco building is the ruins of thousands of other competitors' ruins put out of business by runaway monopolization. classic blend of high brow humor in a low brow movie.
@@nettlesomereflexion is phrase used typically more in the Midwestern part. LA teachers love to read in to details and the most famous of which is Shakespeare mentiong red curtains. They usually attribute this to the characters emotion but, most think he was trying to build atmosphere. I'm using it in reference to this by saying that he could believe something that was never there to begin with. It's an interesting thought but I think it's ultimately unfounded.
Anyone else wanna dress up in a Costco outfit with a bib with picture of your face and say “welcome to Costco I love you” and see how long it takes before they ask you to leave?
I was an extra in this movie. In fact you can see me at the very beginning standing near a checkout line. At the time I thought we were filming a satire, now I realize we were actually filming a documentary.
Ah yes, every year I go get a "full body" latte as I go get my "adult" tax return then get a bucket of wings with "full release" to go. It's the little things in life
I know what they meant, but when I think of a bucket of wings I imagine a different "release" happening afterwards But I guess it depends if they're hot and have bleu cheese dressing or not
Yes, it started in america when you guys elected Trump, and krpt goibg when you elected Biden. Fascinating how you only find the worst candidates, and hilarious for the rest of the world
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
That was a whole story, cause the studio secured them deals for funding but didn't know how they were gonna use the product placement, so Mike Judge basically had the green light to make fun of the brands he was being payed to show
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
What got me the most is the “Pollo Borracho” sign which means “Drunk Chicken.” This is a reference to “Pollo Loco,” a fast food chain in California. 😂😂😂
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
@jamesmayle3787 So our two choices are a world like this movie or become a theocracy? How about we stop bouncing between two extreme crazy positions instead.
I love how each sign advertising sexual services under the guise of a comparatively "legitimate" enterprise becomes more & more transparent regarding its business model. I wonder if KFC would now have to pay anybody for official use of the term "full release" in a marketing campaign associated with fried chicken.
To be fair, their their greasy c__ks would be pressure cooked at the edge of what would be nearly expired meat. Most customers go there for the breaded skin more than the actual meat it is attached to.
My favourite bit of this scene is the inflatable raft display. Every single raft has been unboxed, inflated, and laid out flat on the floor, side by side. Hilarious.
Headcanon: Liberals and Republicans in America, evolved into sheeplike beings. The bleating is them arguing over their God-Candidates. I bet one side wears blue hats, and another red.
@eletriky6715 Joe Biden don't have any supporters. Liberals don't lickspittle like you guys. TBH it's really sad how you guys gush over that reality TV show host.
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
Mike Judge was wayyyyy ahead of his time with this movie. I don’t care WHAT your politics are, this movie is basically our society now. This is definitely becoming a documentary. Sad.
@@issac82983 You've never heard of a movie "show"? It is like a counterpart to a TV "show", a visual performance meant to entertain. A movie can be a "movie", a "film", a "flick", a "picture show".
I would think they're massive, although cost about $1,500.00. Since in-universe the Dollar is ridiculously inflated. While all the snacks and fast food is huge. Also you see people eating tubs of nacho cheese.
This movie was too much ahead of its time. The general public didn't understand back when it first came out that this movie wasn't fiction, it's a warning for the future.
@@Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret ye I can imagine a retarded judge police with a gun arresting a black guy: "yOu aRe aRrResTEd bEcAuSe yOu aRe tHe pErSoNiFiCaTiOn oF tHe bAnNeD n-wOrD!"
if what you say is true, that suggests if they didnt get it then, they wouldnt get it now... as you say it was 'ahead of its time'. and according to the movie, the more time passes, the stupider the population becomes. thus the less likely the general public would understand it as time goes on.... sorry. just nitpicking your comment for the heck of it. this was undoubtedly a great movie. i had some good laughs.
@@Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret demolition man was brilliant. and similarly worrying regards our future. i re watched it last year. damn its got some good jokes. the sea shells. the swear tickets. the cops that have never actually dealt with crime. the people living underground. the dystopian future is real folks. covid kind of proves that.
@Tyler Braden Uhhhmm, I'm thinking it goes a bit more than people hydrating properly... But OK, nice try. You get a trophy! Come to think of it- EVERYONE gets a trophy!!!
@@GordiansKnotHere you're too stupid to understand how important food is. It literally programs your DNA. Some one points out your idiocy and you ridicule them. Like a mentally challenge person that you try to help and they fight you for it lol
Frito: Yea I know this place pretty good I went to law school here. Joe: At Costco? Frito: Yea I couldn't believe it myself. Luckily my Dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.
@@danielpenrodii2389 Yes this one. Also the one where 67% of its adults citizens are overweight and 43% obese. Hence the joke. But yeah lets consider athletes as the regular american joe ^^
I went out of my way to go to Costco to buy Magnum ice cream as the price was so good. There was none in the freezer. I asked about it. An assistant had a look behind and said he couldn’t help me because Magnums were far too high up on the shelving for him to reach.
What's equally frightening is that I normally expect bad grammar instead of proper grammar, so when I read your comment, my eyes rejected what I was reading. I had to tell myself that your sentence was correct.
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This is the future that the USA wants for the world.
Being rich, and also having tons of money, also means that you're smarter, and that everyone else is stupid?
I hope that people also realize this is a commentary on consumerism.
@@charles2521 only elites are wise and all people are dumb
I used to work at Costco, and I got in trouble for telling people I loved them at the door.
You're my hero!
😂😂😂❤😂😂😂
It's even better if you yell it in a scary high pitched voice, clears out the section where you are on public transport too!
Did you actually mean it though?
@@Halcon_Sierreno no. Maybe that's why I got in trouble.
The difference between this movie and how real life turned out is that in this movie, they find the smartest guy and put him in charge.
The thing is being smart doesn’t automatically mean your a good leader
@@benivinson3693 exactly, a smart guy can also be pretty manipulative and doesn’t have the people he or she is suppose to lead’s best interests in mind.
@@benivinson3693 true, but it’s still a funny joke
@@123RADIOactive I think he meant that leaders are often manipulative and smart guys are often naive
I'm just glad Joe Biden is running things now. He's got such a firm grasp on the situation. I feel so safe with Jumpin' Joe at the helm. It's got electrolytes!
“Luckily my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.” They choose THIS moment in THIS movie to correctly use the word “alumnus” when no bumper sticker or license frame has EVER done so before? Speechless.
Mike Judge is a genius.
Caesar Seriona I guess he is.
He gets it right because it's an elitist word for people from the middle of the pack. It's aspirational. It's stupid to know if you don't know more important lessons from history than some conventions from dead language.
Knowing the singular for alumni isn't worth a bucket of wings with full release.
Same in Terminator 2 when John tells T101 that his dog’s name is Max but the AI computes INSTANTLY a nickname of “Wolfie” yet somehow the T101 doesn’t understand crying, smiling or slang language.
I love the idea that the store is so massive, a plane crashed through the ceiling, what looks to be years ago, and no one could do anything about it...
"Uh, should we get that out?"
"Yeah, wait, i'll call someone. Hey, yeah, we got a plane crash. It's in here. Where? Costco. Oh, you cant get the equipment inside? Okay then, thanks."
Where is the problem.
Inside the plane was a delivery of a product for them.
Why take it out of the plane and store it in the warehouse 2 miles away, if the product is placed 2 shelfes on the left. As soon as the cargo of the plane is sold, they call the pilot to fly it away.
Isnt that logic for them? 🤨🤪🤪🤪😖
to be fair, irl those wholesale places have a lot of broken shit that nobody ever fixes. like the toxic waste garbage can in the back. we gave it that name because nobody has emptied it in 15 years. its so gross even waste management for the city refuses to take care of it because at this point its literally decaying the trash can itself. yes this is real. its in Ohio.
@@raw1465 Sounds like a roadside attraction
@@Pfromm007 the entire state of Ohio IS the roadside attraction
It's a shame how one the driving factors why this movie had such a limited release was the reaction of Costco and Starbucks when they saw how their brands were portrayed.
Why can't brands recognize that a joke is a joke and taking it in good faith will make your brand that much more likable? I know a lot more understand that now but damn.
@@MrBeegs88 Its not so much that they can't take a joke, it's more the fact they like to avoid all forms of controversy altogether. You have seen karens and how they overreact to fucking everything. No company wants a bunch of insane bitches forming rallies and shit talking them on tv and the internet.
@@MrBeegs88 Because the love of money is the root of all evil and corporations are legitimately evil lol.
If they could work out a deal where they needed to throw people into a an incinerator to increase yearly growth by 3% they'd do it. Even coffee businesses like starbucks lol
Breaking up monopolies has been abnormal in human history. Our brief freedom in the US is now coming to an end lol. Idiocracy was great with its depiction of corporatism.
It's people which became stupid and because if that also corporations.
Corporate people are something else if they can't understand comedic joke.
Brand doesn't like the truth.
Why do I get the feeling "pulled some strings" to get into Law school was literal
Beats me...
Yeah, we'd all like to get some strings pulled, but we don't have time for handjobs!
He bought them a Starbucks or two. Maybe even offered to do their tax returns….
🤣
Members of the board: Before you are 5 stings, each of different color and meaning. Please choose one
His dad: I pick the red one, does that mean my son is in?
Members of the board: *whispering* I forgot what what the colors mean, did he pass? Sh!t idk. Make up something
Yes... ?
“Welcome to Costco, I love you” is the best line in any movie ever
You’re pathetic son 👶
Now I wanna be a Costco greeter, just to get fired.
It's in the description for the Costco subreddit.
Capitalism is going to ride that line right into the grave without any insight or sense of irony.
@@MasteroChieftan Solidarity, comrade. Capitalism will sow its own demise.
500 years later and Costco is still up and running.
Probably automated by computer. This will be Walmart soon IRL most likely. They replaced most of the floor workers at mine with self checkouts and have robots that automatically check the stock. So long as some dum-dum can keep electricity flowing to it it’ll be fine post apocalypse.
Oh shit I just realized I can watch this whole thing for free in the sidebar.
@@kishascape but they still need a team of underpaid (a.k.a. slave) workers to empty the 53' trailers and make stacks on the skids, move the skids and then place items in the shelves without complaining when the manager says you're slow you need to work faster if you want a raise next year.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
@@joelpichette I thought they had machines doing that.
"Down there in electronics about an hour from here" LOL.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A funny tidbit I learned about this movie recently: They didn't have much money for costumes, but needed ridiculous and stupid-looking shoes for their actors. After some searching the prop-guys bought off-the-shelf shoes in bulk for cheap from a small and obscure company, that they thought were so stupid and ugly, they'd never catch on.
So the people of the future ended up wearing Crocs.
Mike Judge tells the story in an interview that's nearly 20 years old now.
He was on Joe Rogan. Was always a fan of Mike Judge, but even more impressed after the Rogan pod, we have a living legend to share his ideas with us. Do check it out, Mike is awesome.
And they cost a lot too 😅 I buy similar design for 1/10 the price of Crocs. They're great for the garden and camping
Terrifying.
When they first came out, my dad bought like 10 pairs for about 5 dollars. I made fun of him and then tried one on. Damn, they absorbed a lot of impact and were comfortable. He gave one that I still have today. The kids these days would probably be jealous I got OG Crocs.
Idiocracy: the open world online game. Imagine the possibilities.
i love it
Basically Fallout except all the NPCs have an intelligence of 1.
@@Quinntus79 Perfect, I can imagine it, all of the dialogue is just
“Nungh”
“Ungh”
Bethesda stop making updates to your garbage live service fallout 76 and make it a reality.
Cyberpunk ¿?
Yes
I love how the whole building appears to vanish into the infinite
Ever here of the infinite IKEA? This is the infinite Costco
@@h2ojr1 Ever hear of my infinite dick?
have you seen an Amazon warehouse? the first time I saw one, that part of this scene popped into my head. Of course, the difference being that Costco actually DOES treat its employees with respect, the interior of an Amazon warehouse is probably similar to what we see here
@aceshighdueceslow welcome to Amazon
I love you
It's huge. You can walk a mile in about 30 minutes. They walked for a mile, and there was still more beyond that.
So I guess wall e was like the g rated version of this movie
Buy 'n' Large
more like what if scenario of when the protagonist haven't change the future
Lol it really is
In real life, the Costco greeter angrily demands to see your membership card. I prefer the future!
Spoken like a non-member
@@augustsmith9553 How would I know about this if I were not a member?
@@hughmungus7425imagine bootlicking a literal gatekeeper for a bulk grocery store 😂
Or angrily demands you put on a mask 😑
@@hughmungus7425 by your comment
As an employee of Costco, I can confidently say this is accurate on all levels.
Do you love me
@@Buttphalt I can only hope I get promoted to his prestigious position, then I certainly will love you for coming to Costco
I wish someone from Starbucks could show up
Which isle has the full release?
As a fellow employee, can confirm
The "I love you" bit is so perfect. It seriously feels like that's what these stores/companies want their employees to do.......and even worse is there's people out there that want it. People who actually walk in to a store and like it when some 17yo kid at the register is like "wELcoME tO wALgReENs! hAoW aRe yOoo tOoDAy"
And they mindlessly reply "g0od, tHaNK yoUuu" even if their world is crumbling and they feel utterly depressed to the core.
Why Americans love this crappy cookie-cutter interaction with everything they do?
I think it’s one of the funniest lines in the whole movie. It’s so bizarre yet makes so much sense
Imagine being hungover and having to do that job
Lol I remember how annoyed my mom would get every time we went to blockbuster and the cashiers would say that. She wouldn't be rude to them, but she would mutter something like "you don't give a crap about my day" when we were out of earshot.
Could be worse. People actually want the government to be their daddy. As if that's going to work out for anyone. Lol
No one talks about how cool the visuals are in this movie. Entering a gigantic warehouse with no roof and shelves into the sky is a really striking shot
The gigantic and dilapidated buildings really gives me a Nier Automata vibe.
I've always loved the Trash Avalanche right at the start of the movie
The worst part of this is I've been to a Costco recently and it felt almost just like this. They just need to have the Costco people say I love you and then it would be perfect match
Woah are you seriously? How are you ao fit to go to costco? Thanks for your service
I don't have a costco anywhere near me, but if I did the first thing I would have done after seeing this movie is walk into costco, turn around and spend 5 - 10 minutes just saying "welcome to costco, I love you"
and checking ur membership card lol
Costcos are EVERYWHERE here in Texas, there’s literally one inside my neighborhood. I remember when the location first opened in like 2012 and I was just astonished by its absolute monstrous size, it felt like this scene.
Wish they had Pollo Borracho
When I hear him say "I love you" I get Patrick Star Vibes
CHOCOLATE!
I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pal! Let me Try!
I'll be honest, if I were at a Costco or a Walmart and they greeted me exactly like that I wouldn't be able to stop laughing. Especially, with absolute straightfaced saying that😂😂😂
When i saw videos on YT about youtubers going to McDonalds, Starbucks, Cotsco or any superstore corporation i can only think. Jees we already live in Idiocracy
I’d want a robot to do their job.
Even the pricing is highly idiotic:
- Latte: $200
- Hot Latte: $2000
- Full Body Latte: $50.000
Probably gonna see those prices in 2030 ;)
im curious what those things r?
Transitory inflation moment
It actually makes full sense if you see what’s going on at this moment in time, so by then it will get there easy. I mean look just 50-80 years back…..
@@paulgeorge9228 are you serious or just trolling?😂
Idiocracy was a lot funnier before we started actually living it.
Idiocracy……the documentary.😂🤣😂🤣Dr.Lexus,scroe.
i love how surrounding the costco building is the ruins of thousands of other competitors' ruins put out of business by runaway monopolization. classic blend of high brow humor in a low brow movie.
ok
This is a the curtains are red thing
@@moparty4409 never heard this before, can you explain it?
@@nettlesomereflexion is phrase used typically more in the Midwestern part.
LA teachers love to read in to details and the most famous of which is Shakespeare mentiong red curtains.
They usually attribute this to the characters emotion but, most think he was trying to build atmosphere.
I'm using it in reference to this by saying that he could believe something that was never there to begin with.
It's an interesting thought but I think it's ultimately unfounded.
@@moparty4409 thanks for sharing, sounds a little like "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar"
Welcome to the comment section I love you
Anyone else wanna dress up in a Costco outfit with a bib with picture of your face and say “welcome to Costco I love you” and see how long it takes before they ask you to leave?
Do it
you'll be there forever mate.
Lets do it
@@mooziePT I've done it while working at Costco. The second part at least. Too lazy for the bib.
@@Userius1 😆😆😆 love you man
I was an extra in this movie. In fact you can see me at the very beginning standing near a checkout line. At the time I thought we were filming a satire, now I realize we were actually filming a documentary.
Welcome to Costco i love you
Wow such an original comment. How long did it take you to think of that?
It even has the g R00m 3rs leading the country.
@@dansmith1661 the catholic church already runs the country bro
@@circleinforthecube5170 epstein the trad cath
Ah yes, every year I go get a "full body" latte as I go get my "adult" tax return then get a bucket of wings with "full release" to go. It's the little things in life
tbh, i'd try all of those...cept the full body latte. i could go to college if i could afford that
Treat yourself, bro.
You earned it ❤
I know what they meant, but when I think of a bucket of wings I imagine a different "release" happening afterwards
But I guess it depends if they're hot and have bleu cheese dressing or not
Man, you sure got stamina.
Men are fucking disgusting
"luckily my dad was an alumnus and he pulled some strings" 😂
Something that goes under the radar is that Costco has somehow become an elite law school since Frito's dad had to pull some strings to get him there.
Well, in the olden days shrimp & lobster was considered to be poor food, now it's a luxury lol
every day.....we get a step closer to this being a documentary
in this world they put the smartest guy in charge.
Source?
This is already a documentary about USA, for the "rest" of the world...
open your eyes!)
Maybe in Western countries.
Yes, it started in america when you guys elected Trump, and krpt goibg when you elected Biden. Fascinating how you only find the worst candidates, and hilarious for the rest of the world
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY!
The fact that costco machines at check out don't say "I Love you" at the end of your checkout, is a failure on costco's management
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
@@jamesmayle3787I read the whole thing. It's part of the reason why mw and lots aren't in that religion anymore. Did you read it?
@@carlost856 I think you're talking to a bot.
The Costco guys would fit right in
0:05 reminds me of California, and soon to be Florida.
We are close... seeing more homeless being arrested in the rich neighborhoods.
This is about how big I thought Costco seemed as a kid.
You were a wise child who saw what we all feared to perceive
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
@@jamesmayle3787 why did you say this?
This movie has got to be one of the smoothest at product placement.
That was a whole story, cause the studio secured them deals for funding but didn't know how they were gonna use the product placement, so Mike Judge basically had the green light to make fun of the brands he was being payed to show
@@LightSourceTemple And because of that the studio got scared and only released it in number of theatres instead of wide release
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
@@LightSourceTempleHow did you start using/writing "payed"?
@@jamesmayle3787Waiting for the blue ray releases.
Welcome to Costco I Love you. Welcome to Costco I Love you. Welcome to Costco I Love you. Welcome to Costco I Love you.
What got me the most is the “Pollo Borracho” sign which means “Drunk Chicken.” This is a reference to “Pollo Loco,” a fast food chain in California. 😂😂😂
That's what I figured it was referencing
(I ate at El Pollo Loco back in 2015 when I visited California)
Los pollos hermanos
WE'RE COSTCO GUYS, WE LOVE YOU
This movie went from being a funny satirical take on the state of the world to being a scary accurate prediction
@danny osorio I love you too
Like a good wine
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
Enough dumb people breed and there's your future. Brawndo plants.
@jamesmayle3787 So our two choices are a world like this movie or become a theocracy?
How about we stop bouncing between two extreme crazy positions instead.
Oh that's how you get rid off all the cars and get the people to walk. You make the Cusco bigger so they walk inside. That's pretty smart xD
i think about this scene every single time i walk into a supermarket
just walked in to Costco and a man greeted me "hi welcome. thank you" thought of this scene instantly
In German, "Latte" can also mean "Boner", which makes the Starbucks prices in the German version especially good :D
in Italian latte simply means latte ,which is milk in English
@@massimobernardo- I think everyone knows that :)
“Adult” tax returns lmao
gotta get that Gentlemen's Rebate. could save you some stress!
Do I wanna know how they would do auditing? 🤣
That idea would take off considering how horrendous the experience of filing taxes is
The scariest and most realistic scene in this movie is the first 5 min. showing humanity breeding itself into stupidity.
A desire for society to continually be entertained over educated has lead us here.
@@BananasananaBWhat?
@@cestwhat1317 people want blinky lights more than big brain...
The average IQ is actually increasing tho.
"Hey, get your hands off mah junk!" yells the hillbilly after having his privates saved by doctors.
I love how each sign advertising sexual services under the guise of a comparatively "legitimate" enterprise becomes more & more transparent regarding its business model.
I wonder if KFC would now have to pay anybody for official use of the term "full release" in a marketing campaign associated with fried chicken.
in the future, you might pay for "hot chicks" in the KFC
To be fair, their their greasy c__ks would be pressure cooked at the edge of what would be nearly expired meat. Most customers go there for the breaded skin more than the actual meat it is attached to.
My favourite bit of this scene is the inflatable raft display. Every single raft has been unboxed, inflated, and laid out flat on the floor, side by side. Hilarious.
Buddy I think those are couches lol
@@ProjectRealityV1 Shhhh don't ruin it for him. He has to stand at the doors and say he loves everyone.
@@ProjectRealityV1 you’re right, but my version is funnier.
Those couches just lined up there confused my grandma. She won't stop asking questions even though the movie has already ended.
The bleating sheep in the background is the cherry on top.
Feels like its in India or something lol
It's headed to the meat aisle.
Headcanon: Liberals and Republicans in America, evolved into sheeplike beings. The bleating is them arguing over their God-Candidates. I bet one side wears blue hats, and another red.
The low budget green screen, gives this movie an uncanny valley feeling.
I think it's perfect.
I mean, it's pretty fitting.
This is pretty accurate but it's not going to be Costco it's going to be Amazon.
There will be a lot more slave-driving, though.
Everytime I see a Trump rally I think of this movie...
Every time I see Joe Biden supporters i think of this movie
@eletriky6715 Joe Biden don't have any supporters. Liberals don't lickspittle like you guys. TBH it's really sad how you guys gush over that reality TV show host.
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Here's an original comment that definitely hasnt been discussed yet: the film is actually a documentary.
wow, i have never heard that one before. tell me more.
0:14 the rizzler all grown up.
The set, prop, and costume design in this movie are so good.
CHICKEN BAKE?! OR DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE
Joes reaction to the Costco greeter is as timeless as the film itself.
how have I not seen this movie before?? it looks incredible.
i am disappointed in you, but as long as you have seen it sometime in the last month i will forgive you
Please read at least three books of the Bible. The first book of each testament and one you chose yourself. As you do practice forgiveness. That’s an important key most miss. Forgiveness heals a part of your soul that makes you blind to the spiritual realm. The Bible is Truth. Jesus Christ is Lord.
@@jamesmayle3787 You might have schizophrenia, please look into getting a mental health check
It is absolutely incredible. Go see it if you haven't yet.
Mike Judge was wayyyyy ahead of his time with this movie. I don’t care WHAT your politics are, this movie is basically our society now. This is definitely becoming a documentary. Sad.
I still cant get a handjob at starbucks. When I ask, they make me leave. Ill keep waiting but Im not going to hold my breath.
Already is
@@YouMissedAgain2024 Yeppp
It’s crazy how, in a lot of ways, the society in this movie is somehow wiser than the one we’re living in today.
There’s nothing like a visit to an endless Costco really.
They really should have gotten someone better than Maya Rudolph!
As hilarious as this show is meant to be, it horrifies me that such possibilities were to exist.
It's basically a documentary at this point.
I thought this was a movie not show.
@@issac82983 You've never heard of a movie "show"? It is like a counterpart to a TV "show", a visual performance meant to entertain. A movie can be a "movie", a "film", a "flick", a "picture show".
@@jdm3072 dude this is a movie not a show i know the difference smartass
@@jdm3072 please dont call movies "picture shows" unless you have a waxed curcliue moustache
This is what passes for satire nowadays? Or does this movie just exist so self-proclaimed geniuses can say "this just like RL LOL"? Utterly mediocre.
For a one off movie made by the dude who made Beevis and Butthead, it has some solid worldbuilding.
Mike Judge has made a lot of great stuff.
Mike Judge is no slouch, I mean the Beavis and Butthead movie is similarly "epic" as well (in the literature sense)
And King of the Hill. Mike Judge is a genius actually.
0:05 Can't believe they green-screen'd in a 1,000 hour Factorio save for this scene.
This is the most civilized Costco I have seen. Getting through my local Costco on a Sunday afternoon reminds me of the fight scene in Anchorman.
I love how the building is so big that “red light” districts and slums popped up inside.
well. Blackrock corporation is a real company. and own enough property to build thier own state. yes state
The future we are already starting to live
The future we have been living but it took getting this bad for you to finally realize.
@@kishascape been saying this for years since I first seen the movie commented on here cause TH-cams Algo put in suggestions
Notice the sheep 🐑 when they enter Costco mocking people
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Idiocracy predicted the future much better than the Simpsons🤷🏽♂️🤣
I wonder if Costco still sells hotdogs for $1.50
Probably "hot" dogs now
You are asking the important questions here.
I would think they're massive, although cost about $1,500.00. Since in-universe the Dollar is ridiculously inflated. While all the snacks and fast food is huge. Also you see people eating tubs of nacho cheese.
Welcome to the United States of Trump.
Inaccurate with the door greeter. Costco doesn't have employees, only customers that couldn't find the way out and live there now.
Dread it, run from it, Costco is always there
This movie was too much ahead of its time. The general public didn't understand back when it first came out that this movie wasn't fiction, it's a warning for the future.
No fiction, it's called predictive programming
For now the future loooks more like a mix between this film and demolition man, motivating isn't it ? 🤣
@@Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret ye I can imagine a retarded judge police with a gun arresting a black guy: "yOu aRe aRrResTEd bEcAuSe yOu aRe tHe pErSoNiFiCaTiOn oF tHe bAnNeD n-wOrD!"
if what you say is true, that suggests if they didnt get it then, they wouldnt get it now... as you say it was 'ahead of its time'. and according to the movie, the more time passes, the stupider the population becomes. thus the less likely the general public would understand it as time goes on....
sorry. just nitpicking your comment for the heck of it. this was undoubtedly a great movie. i had some good laughs.
@@Jean-Denis_R_R_Loret demolition man was brilliant. and similarly worrying regards our future.
i re watched it last year. damn its got some good jokes.
the sea shells. the swear tickets. the cops that have never actually dealt with crime. the people living underground. the dystopian future is real folks. covid kind of proves that.
Who knew that this was a documentary.
What an incredible movie this was then, and in hindsight, it still blows my mind. Prophetic.
How many movies have predicted the future accurately? Seems like this one is coming true. Funny movie, totally underrated.
We are really not too far away from life being like Idiocracy...
@Tyler Braden Uhhhmm, I'm thinking it goes a bit more than people hydrating properly... But OK, nice try. You get a trophy! Come to think of it- EVERYONE gets a trophy!!!
@Tyler Braden Water? You mean like, from the toilet?
@@GordiansKnotHere you're too stupid to understand how important food is. It literally programs your DNA. Some one points out your idiocy and you ridicule them. Like a mentally challenge person that you try to help and they fight you for it lol
@Tyler Braden You try working a hard labor job through the morning without any caffeine bro.
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Who’s here after Costco announced their new stores with 800 apartment units on top (with free pizza delivery & membership included)?
Oh my god, I thought you ate the Onion, but it's actually true. How did I miss this story a year ago? Ha!
Frito: Yea I know this place pretty good I went to law school here.
Joe: At Costco?
Frito: Yea I couldn't believe it myself. Luckily my Dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.
Yes, I too watched this video.
*alumnus
Some say if you read enough comments then you'll get a full transcript of what was said in the video.
*goats bleating
This is my favorite documentary of all time!
This documentary even nailed inflation 😅😅😅
I want a bucket of wings with FULL RELEASE 😂😂
I work at Costco, fairly accurate
Start groping customers 👌
No american would be fit enough to walk an hour non stop 500 years from now.
Nah, homeless people already walk this far on a regular basis.
I guess it's due to the famine they're experiencing. Wall-E definitely got that one right.
They'll be farming too often for that.
The same country with the most professional athletes, collegiate athletes, and children engaged in sports?
@@danielpenrodii2389 Yes this one. Also the one where 67% of its adults citizens are overweight and 43% obese. Hence the joke. But yeah lets consider athletes as the regular american joe ^^
Fairly accurate of where the world is heading
I went out of my way to go to Costco to buy Magnum ice cream as the price was so good. There was none in the freezer. I asked about it. An assistant had a look behind and said he couldn’t help me because Magnums were far too high up on the shelving for him to reach.
Every time I watch this movie I notice something new. It’s so brilliantly funny.
Bucket of wings with full release...YES!!! 😋
0:12 funniest joke of the entire film
When I worked for a gas station i used this line with the same dead inside tone and my regular customers howled with laughter almost every time
I like that first look out the window, where all the buildings are being held up by steel cable or falling into each other.
Costco should start having greeters at the door say that
As frightening as this may sound, with where we're heading, this future looks like a paradise.
Considering the leaders are humble enough to admit where they lack and give power to someone more qualified. I say its not all that bad.
You are dirty
Typical western dramatic kid
What's equally frightening is that I normally expect bad grammar instead of proper grammar, so when I read your comment, my eyes rejected what I was reading. I had to tell myself that your sentence was correct.
@@zawwin1846 right? i watched it and thought to myself: "at least these people trust their own two eyes!"
costco reminds me of SCP IKEA the biggest maze like place ever
Costco definitely needs to post a greeter up front saying Welcome to Costco, I love you. Opportunity missed.
I think about the line “Welcome to COSTCO. I love you.” So much
Lol Joe Biden world 🌎 🤣