So at 0:42 looking at that thumbnail i fully registered the pepperoni under the tomato slices as baked beans and im so used to both seeing british people put beans on toast and Kay making strange things that she calls food that it didn't even raise a second thought
The suspense I felt waiting for her to explain herself dribbling that liquid on the tomato toast took a few months off my life. She never even said what it was, but I'm just gonna smack my head into a brick wall until I forget that I ever watched this video.
The way she says " and I'm back cooking again" is like how a chronic alcoholic would say they are back drinking again, they know the horrible consequences of what they are about to do but they can't fight the compulsion.
This reminds me of something my mom would make me and my siblings when we were younger. It was pizza on a slice of bread and consisted of spaghetti sauce with garlic powder and italian spices and topped with a slice of American cheese. She would put it in the oven until the bread was toasted and the cheese had melted. It was very good.
At this point, there’s no reason to put- “Kay’s worst creation”, because we all know as long as she exists, and has her son, she’s going to keep cooking, and only get worse from there.
"Cooking" More like applying heat to randomly selected food items arranged in the way an extraterrestrial would after having about 3 hours to learn about popular human cuisine.
It took me a minute to realise she was buttering bread for pizza. I have clearly become numb to Kay's antics. August: there is an entire tomato on one piece of bread, I don't think anyone would find that appetising. Me: *hangs head and slinks into the corner with her sandwich that is made with one entire tomato*
This is probably the best recipe that I've seen done by Kay. I could see myself eating this one. It's not anything close to pizza, but I bet it taste okay. It's kind of like a caprese. If it had some fresh basil, a nice olive oil, and some balsamic vinegar, it would probably be pretty decent.
Dude, its just a toast with toppings it's not capashir or whatever name you give it. We call it hot sandwich in my country as usually it was made in the oven ( was too poor to have a toaster)
Don’t get me wrong she’s an adorable and very wholesome old lady but if I had to eat her cooking I would probably lose my ability to taste things all together. Edit: I will admit, this recipe does actually look better than all her other ones. If I were to eat this one I would most likely still have my tastebuds. The other recipes? Kay, you seem like a very nice woman but with all due respect, I’m gonna have to pass on those..
Neither can she. She pretended to almost eat it. Lee eats it all. She doesnt cook anything she eats. I mean... Look at her... Shes eating better than that cooking
The thought of soggy bread makes me cry. There were probably hundreds of ways she could've made a pizza-inspired toast and she chose to go for the one with soggy bread. 😭
She also went with the one with objectively the wrong way to order the toppings, as it's physically impossible to make a deep dish out of toast-inspired pizza. At least lightly toast the bread and put the sauce before the toppings, but nope, upside-down soggy-bread toast-pizza.
Bro, I have been binging your channel over the past few weeks, starting with the very first one on the channel. You have really gotten your comedic timing down, and your comments are hilarious. Keep it up brother! Always look forward to your videos.
I love how Kay always refers to a “she” who’s recipes she’s using. This person does not exist, OR, she doesn’t exist in real life but she does to Kay. 😂
my working theory thus far is Kay watches those awful cooking TikToks, and being the beautiful trusting soul she is, took them at face value and is honestly trying to make food with them
Imagine your a kid in middle school and its finally that day were you are having a pizza party in your class room and your teacher just whips out pieces of sliced bread with tomato sauce sliced pepperoni and melted shredded cheese 😂
She's British so this is the opposite of Cooking with Jack. We cook everything until it's brown and withered - even salad. No chance of getting raw food in a British home.
Fun fact before pizza became popular it used to be known as a poor person food, and was a thing where you would take any leftovers you had and threw them on bread.
The more I watch, the more I think Kay and Lee are having a great time taking the piss with these! That cheese sprinkle on one of the pizza left me convinced!! Thanks as always for your work 🇬🇧🫶
When I was in grade school many moons ago I used to make little English muffin pizzas with ketchup and American cheese but then again I was 8 years old.
@@catpoke9557 Italian salad dressing is pretty runny, but considering the nature of Kay's Cooking, there's probably something wrong with it that caused it to behave like an egg.
This is a crime on many levels. I know Kay is not among the top Michelin star chefs but this is just a travesty. I mean the spoon fulls of egg, man sauce, butter, I have no idea just put this over the top. But I will say the knife she bought off of Wish is an improvement.
I think a toddler with 20 mins of prep time could cook better than Kay honestly, I'm terrible at cooking but I can still make a fucking pizza from scratch that actually looks and tastes like a damn pizza
I can understand why someone might fail at macarons or something but unless a recipe is particularly complex it doesn't take any skill to prep your ingredients and follow a recipe. I feel like Kay might now be doing this on purpose to some extent though. If she became an average to decent chef there would be nothing worth watching and I find it hard to believe that someone could be cooking for this many years and not turn into at least a half decent cook. I have 12 year old family members who are better at cooking than this.
@@PotatoPirate123 Kay reminds me heavily of the mother of a friend of mine... and err, lets say it polite.. this mum isnt the smartest ;) and if she would start a yt-channel about cooking.. it would pretty much look thesame(only the kitchen would be a bit more dirty i guess xd)... and NO, she wouldnt develope, she wouldnt adopt new skills... nothing.. dunning-kruger makes it impossible for her to to improve and to accept the fact she isnt good in what she does... (knowing this woman for ~30y now i saw this in other situations more than once... f.e. her gardening is as bad as it was 30y ago, and i never eat at this friends house xd) i cant tell if Kay is doing it on purpose or not, but i would bet that this friends mum isnt a singularity around the world..( it would explain alot of what we see on the internet xd)
I like Kay she’s an adorable and sweet lady but man I know British food is kinda weird but she takes it a step further I can’t believe the things this woman does. Her son must love her lots to eat what she cooks yeah that dish looked disgusting stuff of my nightmares.
I mean, it's kind of hard to create new things in this day and age. All the good tasting foods are more or less already invented and all that is left nobody would dare try because it looks ridiculous Now it makes sense why all these cooking channels are so outlandish looking lmao I respect her effort though Edit: I just realized she was reading some sort of instructions and it isn't an original piece but again i respect her effort
This seals it. I am convinced our duck has never seen a tomato in real life. That is just completely normal (under ripe if anything!) sliced tomato. Sir. Please. I need proof you have cut a tomato before. Lol
You have seen the tik tok cooking videos... I am not so quick to agree with your assessment on the legitimacy of those recipe videos not being out there
The worst part is this isn't even a bad concept. Throw some leftover tomato sauce and cheese on a piece of toast and you will have pizza. I've done it before and it makes for a cheap and quick snack. It blows my mind that she managed to screw up something so simple to make.
First let me say this, your cooking with kay videos are amazing, its me and my wifes new favorite content on youtube. The entertainment value is priceless. I also wanted to bring to your attention that kay has another channel called KAYS COOKING that goes back 6 years, you might know this already but I wanted to be sure just in case, theres some good content there. Anyway thank you for these epic coverings of the greatest chef of all times.
4:43 honestly I'd eat that as is. I love tomatoes, lunch meat, and butter. It's just an open faced sandwich. Haven't finished the video yet, but if all that happens next is a good toasting, then 10/10 would eat with a side of chips.
Yeah there's absolutely nothing wrong with the idea (open faced sandwich), just her execution (my god word's cannot describe how she sliced those tomatoes). When I do this I toast the bread first then spread butter and mayo (and sometimes sweet chilli sauce too), then top with lettuce, ham, tomato, salt & pepper and cheese in that order. I then place it under the grill to melt the cheese, usually I'll top with another buttered piece of toast but I'll do open faced if I'm low on or want to conserve bread.
@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802, oh that sucks. I thankfully don’t have that issue with my software, and I’m working on the full premium so I don’t have to use a watermark.
This actually looks edible. Not a pizza, but an open faced panini... I'd toast some deli meats and tomatoes with cheese on bread... but with seasonings :D You need real good tomatoes, not bargain crap ones. I have some sweet cherry tomatoes growing that are delicious in toasted sandwiches.
@@marjoriekalloch6271 apparently multiple people have said shes very racist, i dont care enough to look into it enough to see if thats true or not but there you go
When you are on a diet and even Kay's cooking sounds like good food. 😅 Well of course, from a safe distance. Also damn, look at that knife! 3:43 Idk about you but i kinda want one.
August, this is the second time now that you've identified perfectly good tomatoes as having gone bad, and in this case the tomatoes look fresh as hell. I'm starting to wonder if you understand what a tomato looks like inside. Yes, they are indeed supposed to have juicy, slimy seed clusters, and they are in fact that colour.
@@QueenSlime007 And even then, nothing will top him making Jack out to be some kind of lunatic for, of all things, cooking Rice-a-Roni...the exact way you're supposed to cook Rice-a-Roni.
As much as Kay's a bad cook, this guy is so fucking clueless it actually frustrates me. I mean the guy doesn't know what half of really basic things are and he's making videos knocking people's cooking?? Jesus Christ.
When I was a kid in the UK, we'd make our own "pizzas" by just pouring ketchup and cheese all over a piece of toast. But I was five years old when I did that.
Ok but- i was hoping she would've least cooked it 😭 this is def not a combo, but if she switched up the raw tomatoes with tomato sauce and cooked the bread in the oven, I'm sure she could've saved a bit of it, it would've been like a reimagined bruschetta lol
@@elissalesse8320 definitely not the best version of a bruschetta lol, but yeah, at first I thought she had put the bread on a pan, turns out it was just a plate 😭
@@PIchillin456 i don't think she did, it looks pretty saw and the bread is still white while she's eating, also counting that the mozzarella cheese didn't melt :/
No but I make pizza on top of pita bread and it is super nummy. You use the pitta bread as the crust. Toast the pita first then spread olive oil on it, then sauce, then toppings, then put in a 350 degree oven for 15 minutes and you have a nice little personal pan pizza on pitta.
I want a 'Nailed It' version but for regular food, and Kay needs to be a participant. I'd pay good money for that.
I would too
lmao Kay honestly looks like someone i'd see on nailed it
@@Catman_321 same
Babish maybe able to change this cooking
Nevermind , i got this on shorts lol
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So at 0:42 looking at that thumbnail i fully registered the pepperoni under the tomato slices as baked beans and im so used to both seeing british people put beans on toast and Kay making strange things that she calls food that it didn't even raise a second thought
Same
OMG SAME BRO
Right lol
Kay unlocked the rainbow knife after her 1000th food poisoning kill
Underrated comment 🔥
😂😂😂
5:03 her response genuinely caught me off guard, like shes so pissed here for no reason? I dont think ive ever heard this woman angry before
I love when August makes a cooking video or a food video he makes them less horrible to watch
I think that's why these reaction commentary channels exist
I make entertaining content too, if it’s trash let me know
@Tecno blade. ducking bots…
Yes
@@Lucasbird47 duck
Whenever she says she's back to cooking it always sounds like a warning
😂😂
The suspense I felt waiting for her to explain herself dribbling that liquid on the tomato toast took a few months off my life. She never even said what it was, but I'm just gonna smack my head into a brick wall until I forget that I ever watched this video.
Butter or ranch 💀💀💀
@@craftycreeper8738 or egg lol
twas the nasty raw egg mixture
It was whisked egg with parsley dumped in it. Highly recommend watching her videos on her channel. It’s a trip.
I think it might be salad dressing 😆
5:15 i fucking lost it at that WHY DID SHE HAVE TO YELL AT HM 😭
I WAS LITERALLY LOOKING FOR THIS I'M SOBBING
IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LIKE WHAT???
I damn near flew my fucking lid once I heard this.😂😂😂😂
I'm late but fr 😭
😂😂
I would love to see how Gordon Ramsay reacts to her cooking.
It’s more interesting when Gordon reacted to that vegan teacher.
@@blueringedoctopus4778 I know 😂
@@blueringedoctopus4778 when he duetted her while eating a cheese burger 😂👌
@@blueringedoctopus4778 Oh no. Don't make him pissed at her again. He went through a lot before.
I feel like he'd have a straight up heart attack
The way she says " and I'm back cooking again" is like how a chronic alcoholic would say they are back drinking again, they know the horrible consequences of what they are about to do but they can't fight the compulsion.
When i hear "We're back cooking again" i know its going to be a good video
Yeah... Because it also means she and her family members are still alive after eating the abomination that she created 😂
This reminds me of something my mom would make me and my siblings when we were younger. It was pizza on a slice of bread and consisted of spaghetti sauce with garlic powder and italian spices and topped with a slice of American cheese. She would put it in the oven until the bread was toasted and the cheese had melted. It was very good.
This is a pretty standard thing. It's really not uncommon, but August acts like it's a crime against humanity.
I still do it bi weekly
Struggle pizza ❤
At this point, there’s no reason to put- “Kay’s worst creation”, because we all know as long as she exists, and has her son, she’s going to keep cooking, and only get worse from there.
@just i c e NO ONE ASKED LMAO
"Cooking"
More like applying heat to randomly selected food items arranged in the way an extraterrestrial would after having about 3 hours to learn about popular human cuisine.
It took me a minute to realise she was buttering bread for pizza. I have clearly become numb to Kay's antics.
August: there is an entire tomato on one piece of bread, I don't think anyone would find that appetising.
Me: *hangs head and slinks into the corner with her sandwich that is made with one entire tomato*
My Italian self is dying every time these cooking videos (not only Kay’s) appear…
Is this as bad or worse than when people break the spaghetti before putting it in the water?
Italien? Or "American, but some ancestor came from Italy, possibly."?
@@viscountrainbows2857 screw ya full spaghetti, I need it ALL to fit in the pot 🤌
This is probably the best recipe that I've seen done by Kay. I could see myself eating this one. It's not anything close to pizza, but I bet it taste okay. It's kind of like a caprese. If it had some fresh basil, a nice olive oil, and some balsamic vinegar, it would probably be pretty decent.
Dude, its just a toast with toppings it's not capashir or whatever name you give it.
We call it hot sandwich in my country as usually it was made in the oven ( was too poor to have a toaster)
@@CaptainPupuare you from the balkans? im from serbia and we call this hot sandwiches too!!
Don’t get me wrong she’s an adorable and very wholesome old lady but if I had to eat her cooking I would probably lose my ability to taste things all together.
Edit: I will admit, this recipe does actually look better than all her other ones. If I were to eat this one I would most likely still have my tastebuds. The other recipes? Kay, you seem like a very nice woman but with all due respect, I’m gonna have to pass on those..
I could easily eat anything Kay make. this doesn't look that bad
The cheese was fluorescent.
She's from Sheffield so she's probably only 27
Neither can she. She pretended to almost eat it. Lee eats it all. She doesnt cook anything she eats. I mean... Look at her... Shes eating better than that cooking
i feel kinda bad for her she looks like a nice lady
The thought of soggy bread makes me cry. There were probably hundreds of ways she could've made a pizza-inspired toast and she chose to go for the one with soggy bread. 😭
She also went with the one with objectively the wrong way to order the toppings, as it's physically impossible to make a deep dish out of toast-inspired pizza. At least lightly toast the bread and put the sauce before the toppings, but nope, upside-down soggy-bread toast-pizza.
I just had a pizza and now I feel the wrath of Italy inside of me
Its funny how everyone becomes italian around bad cooking vids
@@beepbeeplettuce5890 bc they be disgracing pasta and every Italian dish known to man 😭
Bro, I have been binging your channel over the past few weeks, starting with the very first one on the channel. You have really gotten your comedic timing down, and your comments are hilarious. Keep it up brother! Always look forward to your videos.
I love how Kay always refers to a “she” who’s recipes she’s using. This person does not exist, OR, she doesn’t exist in real life but she does to Kay. 😂
I think you're right and the 'she' is invented in an attempt to acquire validity ...
Or she might just only get recipes from one women😂 that is possible, and honestly I do not put it past Kay🤣
It’s Kay from the past
@@justinokraski3796 I love this possibility! Lol
Love how she has like a steel plate on her fingers when cutting a tomato
Either she is the most innocent lady on the planet thinking she is a chef or the most wicked one taking us all on a ride. Can't decide.
that is how she gets rid of the dead bodies
The latter
5:14 Im surprised he glazed over this, but she kinda snapped on Lee!!!!!!
😂
my working theory thus far is Kay watches those awful cooking TikToks, and being the beautiful trusting soul she is, took them at face value and is honestly trying to make food with them
5 seconds in: She says "Pizza" and I witness possibly the most... *abstract* pizza I've ever seen. Literal tomatoes on top? Lovely 😅😋
I make entertaining content too, if it’s trash let me know
I can tell your pfp is definitely inspired by torchic. Not judging
I mean, you can have fresh tomatoes on a real pizza. But there's still sauce and all the usual stuff on there, too.
@@sylverscale I mean that makes sense. It's just the fact that there isn't sauce that the tomatoes are really strange xD
Well, it's not pizza...
It's PISSA
Imagine your a kid in middle school and its finally that day were you are having a pizza party in your class room and your teacher just whips out pieces of sliced bread with tomato sauce sliced pepperoni and melted shredded cheese 😂
at least she replaced the sausages with pepperonis instead of hot dogs
@@mylegghh it’s trash
That's not even pepperoni it's sliced chorizo.... which is barely chorizo flavour.
@@MightyDude11 thanks for the feedback mate
@@mylegghh its medicore imo
how does everything she makes turn out some shade of grey
It’s the Camara
It's in Britain
@@0106johnny lmao 🤣 yeah I do feel pretty depressed watching her videos. Just everything is in gray
britain is just grey 😅
Just by the small preview photo I’m already scared
The trailer/intro of her making a 'pizza' makes me goes "AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHH, :skull: *dies*."
This is now the 12th kay's cooking video on this channel. August is unstoppable
What's cool is... August is legit supporting Kay's channel, and I'm all for it. Cheers to the both of them
she seems like the type to give someone raw meat and say it’s cooked.
Im sorry but i dont think anybody does that.
@@justalazycharmander6857 she would.
@@justalazycharmander6857 Uhm, Jack Scalfani's made a career of doing just that, giving himself salmonella at least twice that I know of.
She's British so this is the opposite of Cooking with Jack. We cook everything until it's brown and withered - even salad. No chance of getting raw food in a British home.
Nah kay overcooks things while jack is the one that cooks meat raw
i love how no matter how bad the video is August makes them watchable and enjoyable.
I love it when you upload cooking vid reviews :D also Kay is so precious
@Tecno blade. bot
Kays cooking: tommy ah toes
every other person in the UK: tomatoes
I love how August doesn’t like most vegetables but he’s literally a duck!😭😭
Fun fact before pizza became popular it used to be known as a poor person food, and was a thing where you would take any leftovers you had and threw them on bread.
I feared for Lees life when he said it didnt taste like pizza and went into detail 💀💀💀
The brown ham looked awesome.
The more I watch, the more I think Kay and Lee are having a great time taking the piss with these! That cheese sprinkle on one of the pizza left me convinced!!
Thanks as always for your work 🇬🇧🫶
I love all these Kay's Cooking videos, keep it up
I want to see a show where Gordon Ramsay has to cook Kay's recipes, and see how it long it takes him to go insane
30 seconds, wait no, 3.
There's one thing I can say about Kay. She may not be the best cook but she has some rockin' t-shirts!! 🤣
3:54
*T A M I Y A - T O E S*
4:35 I love how he didn't comment on the tomato seeds but just talk about the quantity.
Not gonna lie I thought the meat was beans, so I thought this was a tomato and beans pizza.
Same, as a Brit I was horrified. I don't mind beans they aren't amazing but good with certain things like just toast nl other toppings expect cheese
When I was in grade school many moons ago I used to make little English muffin pizzas with ketchup and American cheese but then again I was 8 years old.
“These slices do not look up to the regulation slice of bread”
Welcome back to the UK
5:22 Considering how the liquid she poured on already contained herbs, I'm pretty sure that was actually Italian salad dressing.
It was so sticky and stringy though, like an egg. Is italian salad dressing also like that?
Yeah it's salad dressing
@@catpoke9557 Italian salad dressing is pretty runny, but considering the nature of Kay's Cooking, there's probably something wrong with it that caused it to behave like an egg.
@@emperorofthefrench7528 actualy it was the famous "Pink Sauce" ... but shipping to the UK took a bit longer...
@@traudelbunbel132 RIP Lee’s stomach
"And it says to pour.... *breathes* *breathes* *breathes**breathes**breathes**breathes*"
6:15 "I love peaches on my pizza"
Lol didn't even catch that
As an italian, I think her idea was to create a "bruschetta", that is basecally a piece of bread with tomato and mozzarella on the top
Kay is like that sweet grandma but can't cook and you get forced to eat them to not hurt their feelings haha
She heard you liked pizza and her friend Dotty found the recipe in Ladies Home Journal.
Kay’s kitchen is literally death row for food
This is a crime on many levels. I know Kay is not among the top Michelin star chefs but this is just a travesty. I mean the spoon fulls of egg, man sauce, butter, I have no idea just put this over the top. But I will say the knife she bought off of Wish is an improvement.
One of your better ones August. I missed those days.
Kay looks like she's trying her best on the videos. I would like to see you cook
I think a toddler with 20 mins of prep time could cook better than Kay honestly, I'm terrible at cooking but I can still make a fucking pizza from scratch that actually looks and tastes like a damn pizza
I can understand why someone might fail at macarons or something but unless a recipe is particularly complex it doesn't take any skill to prep your ingredients and follow a recipe.
I feel like Kay might now be doing this on purpose to some extent though. If she became an average to decent chef there would be nothing worth watching and I find it hard to believe that someone could be cooking for this many years and not turn into at least a half decent cook. I have 12 year old family members who are better at cooking than this.
No, its garbage, what are you talking about?
@@PotatoPirate123 Kay reminds me heavily of the mother of a friend of mine... and err, lets say it polite.. this mum isnt the smartest ;) and if she would start a yt-channel about cooking.. it would pretty much look thesame(only the kitchen would be a bit more dirty i guess xd)...
and NO, she wouldnt develope, she wouldnt adopt new skills... nothing.. dunning-kruger makes it impossible for her to to improve and to accept the fact she isnt good in what she does... (knowing this woman for ~30y now i saw this in other situations more than once... f.e. her gardening is as bad as it was 30y ago, and i never eat at this friends house xd)
i cant tell if Kay is doing it on purpose or not, but i would bet that this friends mum isnt a singularity around the world..( it would explain alot of what we see on the internet xd)
the thing you said about the slice of bread looking like its cut in half. It isnt, bread just is like this in europe
I like Kay she’s an adorable and sweet lady but man I know British food is kinda weird but she takes it a step further I can’t believe the things this woman does. Her son must love her lots to eat what she cooks yeah that dish looked disgusting stuff of my nightmares.
I just want some fresh milk from those knockers.
I'm British, and I can confirm, not ALL of our food is stuff like what Kay makes.
@@austinsanders-983 I am also British and I can confirm only her cooking is stuff like Kay makes.
@@krampusklaws2238 Yep, we need to tell some people that, they're mistaken.
@@austinsanders-983 literally nobody thinks all British people actually cook like that
Baking tomatoes on bread with olive oil and herbs have a name and it ain't pizza, it's a bruschetta.
A misread bruschetta recepe
6:41 he used all his life's luck to swallow it
Kay is a comedy genius. This is very carefully and intricately crafted British comedy; it has to be
I mean, it's kind of hard to create new things in this day and age. All the good tasting foods are more or less already invented and all that is left nobody would dare try because it looks ridiculous
Now it makes sense why all these cooking channels are so outlandish looking lmao
I respect her effort though
Edit: I just realized she was reading some sort of instructions and it isn't an original piece but again i respect her effort
Yes she is not bad at coicking but the recipe that shes folowing is probably made by jamie oliver
@@Textnotfound the amount of times you misspelled simple words genuinely made my day
@@Cilvathorne Yep, same. As someone who's fluent in English, this just makes my day.
Lol
@@Textnotfound No, she's the worst cook ever.
This seals it. I am convinced our duck has never seen a tomato in real life. That is just completely normal (under ripe if anything!) sliced tomato. Sir. Please. I need proof you have cut a tomato before. Lol
My favorite thing is how she always seems to be suggesting she watched AN ACTUAL RECIPE VIDEO for the food she makes. I refuse to believe it lol
You have seen the tik tok cooking videos... I am not so quick to agree with your assessment on the legitimacy of those recipe videos not being out there
Kay having a finger shield when she cuts the tomato is the funniest thing to me and im not sure why
to mess up making something as simple as pizza... you'd have to be literally the worst cook to ever breathe
mate she couldn't even cut the tomato right what'd you expect
What can you expect, she can't even put together a coherent sentence without her brain fizzling out.
@@sleepyash7585 at least it was better then watching Kendall Jenner cut a damn cuke lmaooo
@@sleepyash7585 lol she literally has a mini shield for cutting tomatos
The worst part is this isn't even a bad concept. Throw some leftover tomato sauce and cheese on a piece of toast and you will have pizza. I've done it before and it makes for a cheap and quick snack. It blows my mind that she managed to screw up something so simple to make.
First let me say this, your cooking with kay videos are amazing, its me and my wifes new favorite content on youtube. The entertainment value is priceless. I also wanted to bring to your attention that kay has another channel called KAYS COOKING that goes back 6 years, you might know this already but I wanted to be sure just in case, theres some good content there. Anyway thank you for these epic coverings of the greatest chef of all times.
2:10 - thats value thin white.. i'm british and reading it back it sounds like paint
Whenever K speaks it sounds like some drunk mumbling gibberish 🤣
Honestly kay is extremely underrated
I make entertaining content too, if it’s trash let me know
Like calling the devil a nice guy... 😏
What the fuck did I just read
Underrated as what?
I have never heard of Kay's cooking before until now.
I'm horrified.
4:43 honestly I'd eat that as is. I love tomatoes, lunch meat, and butter. It's just an open faced sandwich. Haven't finished the video yet, but if all that happens next is a good toasting, then 10/10 would eat with a side of chips.
Oh boy...
Yeah there's absolutely nothing wrong with the idea (open faced sandwich), just her execution (my god word's cannot describe how she sliced those tomatoes). When I do this I toast the bread first then spread butter and mayo (and sometimes sweet chilli sauce too), then top with lettuce, ham, tomato, salt & pepper and cheese in that order. I then place it under the grill to melt the cheese, usually I'll top with another buttered piece of toast but I'll do open faced if I'm low on or want to conserve bread.
Kay and Lee are such nice people. They seem like they’d make awesome friends
When you're too lazy to make sauce for your "pizza" so you just throw raw ass tomatoes.
"A karambit to cut up garlic" caught me off guard.... I just spat spaghetti on my laptop! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's up everybody. Hope y'all are doing good.
Same to you too.
Well, I’m rather happy right now, because I had some success doing some editing involving “bury the light.”
im slowly dying
@@Cru128 i did get a video fully edited but i couldn’t export it, because i had to pay for an upgrade
@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802, oh that sucks.
I thankfully don’t have that issue with my software, and I’m working on the full premium so I don’t have to use a watermark.
She unlocked that knife camo for getting so many kills with her cooking
This actually looks edible.
Not a pizza, but an open faced panini... I'd toast some deli meats and tomatoes with cheese on bread... but with seasonings :D
You need real good tomatoes, not bargain crap ones. I have some sweet cherry tomatoes growing that are delicious in toasted sandwiches.
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I beg you please don't ever stop making these videos they're the only way I get through my studying
I love Kay. The ingredients she combines and the cooking methods she uses may not be as the greatest but at least she is trying.
i wish she would stop tryn
Trying for what or whom? Or are you virtue signalling?
I wasn’t criticizing Kay as a person. To me she’s like the favorite lovable relative who just can’t cook.
Trying to? Kill Lee.
@@marjoriekalloch6271 apparently multiple people have said shes very racist, i dont care enough to look into it enough to see if thats true or not but there you go
chorizo and salad cream are the mystery ingredients
As someone who is actually good at cooking I feel like watching her is going to give me a brain aneurism.
CONGRATS ON 900K SUBS DUDE!
Kay could’ve stopped at 3:15 and everyone would’ve been cool with it 😭
"I don't appreciate that tone"
Had me in stitches. Kay has no right to talk to you that way lol
When you are on a diet and even Kay's cooking sounds like good food. 😅
Well of course, from a safe distance.
Also damn, look at that knife! 3:43
Idk about you but i kinda want one.
This is probably one of the most tame Kay cooking videos
Is she having a stroke at 1:55 ?!
CONGRATS ON UR 900K AUGUST🎉🎊
August, this is the second time now that you've identified perfectly good tomatoes as having gone bad, and in this case the tomatoes look fresh as hell. I'm starting to wonder if you understand what a tomato looks like inside. Yes, they are indeed supposed to have juicy, slimy seed clusters, and they are in fact that colour.
exactly! sometimes he knitpick on kays food..its bad but some things he point out seem petty/wrong
@@QueenSlime007 And even then, nothing will top him making Jack out to be some kind of lunatic for, of all things, cooking Rice-a-Roni...the exact way you're supposed to cook Rice-a-Roni.
He said at the beginning that raw tomatoes makes him sick and let's be honest herlighting is shit and the leaves are starting to turn brown
As much as Kay's a bad cook, this guy is so fucking clueless it actually frustrates me.
I mean the guy doesn't know what half of really basic things are and he's making videos knocking people's cooking?? Jesus Christ.
When I was a kid in the UK, we'd make our own "pizzas" by just pouring ketchup and cheese all over a piece of toast.
But I was five years old when I did that.
Ok but- i was hoping she would've least cooked it 😭 this is def not a combo, but if she switched up the raw tomatoes with tomato sauce and cooked the bread in the oven, I'm sure she could've saved a bit of it, it would've been like a reimagined bruschetta lol
like an extremely nutrient-lacking poor man’s version, but agreed, the fact she ate it jus cold and raw was somehow the worst part
@@elissalesse8320 definitely not the best version of a bruschetta lol, but yeah, at first I thought she had put the bread on a pan, turns out it was just a plate 😭
She actually did bake it off before eating it. Honestly with a few tweaks this could be pretty good.
@@PIchillin456 i don't think she did, it looks pretty saw and the bread is still white while she's eating, also counting that the mozzarella cheese didn't melt :/
@@larahashope at 6:25 you can see it on the pan after she baked it. She definitely didn't cook it enough though.
damn man you're almost at 1M...I'm proud of you dude:)
Y’all really complaining about pineapple on pizza. 💀
They gon’ regret it-
Bro it nasty
@@greenwoolreadmyabout3410 not as nasty as this
No but I make pizza on top of pita bread and it is super nummy. You use the pitta bread as the crust. Toast the pita first then spread olive oil on it, then sauce, then toppings, then put in a 350 degree oven for 15 minutes and you have a nice little personal pan pizza on pitta.
As weird as her food can be, she’s so nice, and watching her videos can be fun!
If. . .
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She’s cool
The whole Time before she added it I was like WHERES THE CHESE!?
I could literally feel my health decline while watching this… someone please get her out the kitchen 😭😭
Or teach her how
I would instantly die if I ate that
Thanks pal for introducing me to Kay's cooking