When I was a kid my dad taught me "Not all mushrooms are edible, some will make you very ill and can even kill you". I didn't realise he was taking about Kay's mushroom soup.
Exactly what I was thinking, interrupted by moments where I would shout “what the h3ll is she doing!” at my TV. Kay is the most anxiety-provoking cook I’ve ever seen.
At least Kay has the self awareness to know she ain’t exactly a good chef, at least she tries to learn from her mistakes and the meat she cooks is never raw. Jack once tried to poison an entire church congregation with his rotten brisket Chilli 😂😂
@@liamwright2510 Yeah and he nearly balled his eyes out when he told everyone he didn't win. Mans even called food network to try to get a show going and when he sent one of his cooking videos to them, they ghosted him.
The difference between Jack & Kay, to me, is night and day. Kay's like a handful of tips and some loving guidance from being a perfectly serviceable homecook. Jack is a hopeless, ego-driven dumpster fire.
No whoever's feeding Kay info (if anyone since I'd bet she's just doing a character) is purposefully giving her bad tips cause they know shell do it Basically Kay's an idiot who listens too much to people and jack is an idiot who doesn't listen to anyone
I love Kay. I think the main difference between Kay and Jack is their personalities. Kay seems like a kind grandma that's a little too old and a little too confused to be cooking, but tries anyways. Jack seems like a crazy uncle who is convinced that everything he makes is great and he will force you to eat his food.
She seems like a very sweet woman. If I were invited to her house for a homecooked meal, I don't know how I could hide feeling an upchuck coming without feeling guilty for hurting her feelings. She just seems like a kind-hearted woman. Even though I don't know her, she seemed kinda' depressed at the beginning of the video and I felt sad for her. I hope everything's okay.
You know when a child draws a picture and shows it to you, and it looks horrible but they look so proud of it that you're just like "Oh . . . It's lovely." That's how I feel about Kay in terms of cooking.
There`s a difference here - The child doesn`t spread the picture all over youtube seeking for attention on a massive scale and is usually not immune to any advice for improvement.
The problem is this kind of approvement is enabling behaviour. You need to understand, being nice and courteous to a child is IMPORTANT because they are developing. You can hurt their confidence and that can cause lots of problems. BUT doing it to an adult is WRONG AND BAD. Why? This is exactly why. Mistakes are meant to be lessons. Life is about learning from mistakes. That's how everything evolved. That's how a child learns. That's how you learn everything. At one point kids are turned to reality: " not so good, do better". It's harsh love but it's the only way for improvement. By being courteous you are enabling this woman and not only that but you are holding her back from learning and really reaching her potential.
I love the way she "stirs" the "soup" in the frying pan. She just pushes it around and the entire thing moves, never getting it evenly or cooking the upper portions. "Mmmm, it's lovely " 🤣
If i ever get senteced to a death penalty for my last meal im going to get Kay and Jack to recreate their "best" recipe to see if theres any possibility that a real human being can eat what they eat and still be alive
This actually angers me a bit. It's the third time her "soup" is a thick sauce or filling type of paste. Understanding the concept of "soup" can't be THAT hard!
I love how everything she ever cooks is at the highest heat possible as if thats the only setting possible. No low. No simmer. Just bright red heating elements.
I like to think that Kay is a professional arm wrestler in her spare time, and the reason she's so bummed out at the start is because she lost for the first time. This soup is actually an elixir to become stronger so she can defeat her arch nemesis and save the world from good cooking.
‘’I followed the recipe, or whatever you want to call it, exactly as it says. This is what it was supposed to like. Mine doesn’t really look like that.’’ Lee: ‘’S’alright.’’ ‘’Lee’s said it’s alright.’’ 🙂
unfortunately, she probably isn't THAT sweet.. she's been vocally against muslims in the past and i don't believe anything has come up to prove that she's changed this mindset, and she thinks that anyone not born in britain should, and i quote, "well if u dont like it fuck off back to where u come n give us britain back" - Kay (full post, 1st of Nov 2013, i believe on Facebook: "i can.t believe what i have just recieved on f b that christmas is banned cause it up sets muslims well if u dont like it fuck off back to where u come n give us britain back") there is, of course, always the chance she's changed her mindset, but without definitive proof, we've only got this to rely on
I genuinely hope she's alright, not making a joke just being honest she seemed down, I hope she's not feeling down or low in her life, I hope she genuinely is a happy person and was just having a rough day honestly. Thanks for the content cuz it does bring a laugh, appreciate you brother, just putting my hopes out there 🙏🏽💪🏽
7:09 - you can hear the plaintive cries of the blender, begging to be released from the infernal torment that is Kay's Kitchen...begging for her to stop spanking it only a few seconds later...
she gets advice and then ignores it her 'beef wellington' recipe started with the meat well done and she complained about it being pink (spoiler alert it wasn't) and decided that the appropriate amount of time listed when you start wasn't enough because her already burnt beef clearly wasn't charcoal yet
I actually think she does play a bad cook because I remember on one of her videos someone commented if this was an act/if she was acting as a bad cook and she replied with a winky face
I think she probably is a bad cook, but that she exaggerate for views. Jack on the other hand I believe really is the worst cook in the world, there are 3 year olds with better culinary skills.
If you think British cuisine is the vale of European culinary, then there is Kay sitting somewhere in the UK right at the bottom of all this. But, to be fair, you didnt expect that she brought a shovel and starts digging.
Kay sounded so sad! I hope she's okay. We love to make fun of her cooking but no ill will towards her as a person. I hope she makes many bad dishes to come.
This dish is the real life version of breath of the wild cooking. It looks like that dish where you just throw weird stuff in the pot and see what happens
Nah, it def looks more like rotten slop from Margarete Baker's kitchen. That's literally the first image that plopped up in my head as soon as I saw that thumbnail. Capcom must've watched Kay's channel for some inspiration.
She messed up the roux, which is why she ended up with that mess. The quantity of onions is fine, but she burnt the garlic. You need to wash the mushrooms, but the ones she is using are hard to cut because they are old. There's way too much butter. No need to put it in the blender. I feel sorry for her she has no idea how to cook.
You don't wash mushrooms cause mushrooms soak in the water pretty fast. This ends up in you pan/pot as liquid and most recipies would be fked up just cause the mushroom were washed. Take a brush, brush them off, cut the end of the stems and you're good to go!
@@hatuu1048 What? White Button and Portabella mushrooms are cultivated in manure, and when you purchase them from the store, they still have traces of manure on them. If you don't wash them properly, you risk exposure to E. coli or parasites. To ensure they're safe to eat, rinse the mushrooms thoroughly and then dry them before use. Your suppose to actually wash them in salt water, per federal food safety regulations. You obviously don't cook them until they are dry and its the mushroom gills that retain the water.
@AnonGuardians okay, you NEVER wash mushrooms. Not Portobello and for sure not white button.... They act like sponges if washed with water. Sure they are cultivated in manure but you do know they grow out of it and when harvested, they get a clean cut at the stem without getting im contact with the manure ever again. And wtf are you talking about E Coli. You're supposed to cook them anyways, which would kill all remaining germs. But even if eaten raw, mushrooms are nowadays mostly cultivated in soil/clay based manure. You can cut mushrooms directly from their soil, rinse of the dirt and eat them. You won't get sick... You know that food safety regulations at least here in Europe, would take all mushrooms out of their shelves if contaminated with EColi? No store would be able to sell them... I would rather peel my mushrooms before washing them. And before you go again with "you wash your mushrooms" look it up on Google, look how real chefs do it, then come back...
LOL!!! When Lee won't eat it, now that's powerful 😄🤣 ... this reminds me of when we we're kids and we made mud pies outside and tried to get someone to eat it 😄🤣😄🤣
4:30 yep, in her defense it's not uncommon to have it thicken this much at the start, this is a rue, cooking it like that as a paste removes the flour taste via caramelization. Similar thing with gravy and stews, though it'd be highly irregular to keep the veg in during this step, it's usually it's only butter and flour in the pan at this point, removing things from the pan after searing and rendering any fat. She also doesn't cook it long enough, the four/fat combo would add to the "fond" on the bottom, Browning and developing flavor until you add broth to the hot pan "de-glazing" via rapid boiling as the caramelized flour mixture absorbs liquid and seperates from the pan (which is also why wine is often used, alcohol boils more rapidly). This way would be the worst way, sticking to the veg, still tasting like flour, and not developing any new flavors (as well as portion problems to get the final "soup" thin enough). 😅 Would actually be more effective to skip and just add cornstarch later, even if that's less flavor than the real method, it's a lot harder to mess up if you don't know what you're doing.
Yeah, I don't think she understood the directions, there's a lot that's close to how one could make it that she wouldn't have randomly guessed, but she's missing the key ideas and goals behind each step. 😅 Bless her heart, you can tell she tried, but just doesn't know the specifics or how to correct, she may not have had a proper mushroom soup before either.
Holy cow that ended up looking like the, "food" Nacho libre made for the orphans. "Mmm, is guud". Bless her heart. I gotta soft spot for her. Fun fact: YT CC gets every other word wrong yet perfectly transcribed, "Tommy-artos" when Kay said it. 🤷🏽♀️🍅
7:46 the sizzle It’s literally made me scrunch up my shoulders and silently gag, I feel like that amorphous blob should not make that sound, soup should not normally make that sound when it is a liquid. It sounds like it’s screaming to be free
This looks remarkably similar to a type of gravy my mum would make when I was a little kid. It was solid and jokingly “it’s own food group” but I loved it.
Kay has such a great personality, and I love her content so much, even if her cooking isn't the best. I hope she's doing okay, she seemed so sad or just not with it like she usually is.
Watching this video feels like getting a haircut. "Where are you going with this?" "Actually, doesn't look to bad." "OH GOD NO YOU RUINED IT!" "Oh, nevermind, thats pretty good actually." "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY!!!"
Totally!! That's the very first thing I thought of as soon as I saw that disgusting thumbnail 🙈😅 Now we know where Capcom took their inspiration from 😁👍
It's coming up to the 1st year "anniversary" of losing my cat who was run over by a car and killed. I've been thinking of him a lot lately and feeling sad. You reacting to Kay never fails to cheer me up
Sorry to hear that. I've lost 2 pets (1 dog 1 cat) to being run over, and my last cat just disappeared one day to never be seen again. It took at least a year to get over that last one that just vanished. It's never easy to lose a furbaby.
kay would definitly win. kay makes more gross recipes than jack normally but jack makes more dangerous ones. depends on the meal but with chicken kay would win
1:32 through August’s voice, this is the most animated I have ever heard him. Everybody in the comments always makes a comment about whenever August laughs. 3:07
Let me correct you just real quick it's not important but for Kay she said "they say don't wash your mushrooms but i always do" and honestly I had to correct you because I'm proud that she washed them at the very least 😂
When I was a kid my dad taught me "Not all mushrooms are edible, some will make you very ill and can even kill you". I didn't realise he was taking about Kay's mushroom soup.
Savage
Dang that's a hard roast from the past lol
some of em make you see God for several hours! never tried em, though. some weirdo told me about it .
All mushrooms are edible... But some only once
Exactly what I was thinking, interrupted by moments where I would shout “what the h3ll is she doing!” at my TV.
Kay is the most anxiety-provoking cook I’ve ever seen.
The soup looks like you could pave your driveway with it.
That shit stronger than concrete
Don't forget folks, the ratio for a roux is 1:1. 1 cup of flour to 1 tablespoon of butter.
It literally looks like cement 😭
I was able to use this recipe to build a brick shed. Worked well!
Shit, not only can you pave your driveway, but you can also use that "soup" as mortar to build a house with it.......
Jack approaches every recipe with pure confidence. This woman is terrified of her ingredients
At least Kay has the self awareness to know she ain’t exactly a good chef, at least she tries to learn from her mistakes and the meat she cooks is never raw.
Jack once tried to poison an entire church congregation with his rotten brisket Chilli 😂😂
@@liamwright2510 Yeah and he nearly balled his eyes out when he told everyone he didn't win. Mans even called food network to try to get a show going and when he sent one of his cooking videos to them, they ghosted him.
@@sepelchurparadise4785As I remember, he tried to make it out like they were conspiring against him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thing is, Kay has spirit. Jack has salmonella. Both are misguided, but I'd definitely eat out of Kay's kitchen than Jack's.
Yeah, Kay’s cooking will make you slightly sick but Jack’s will end up killing you.
At least Kay cooks her food thoroughly. Perhaps a bit too thoroughly. You'd genuinely die eating Jack's "cooking".
Yes, at least you know her food is well cooked, unlike Jack.
True. Definitely Jack's kitchen you will leave in a casket. Kay kitchen you will survive it if you have no gag reflex lol
at this point i think that jack is trying to speedrun salmonella tbh
If Jack and Kay made a restaurant the world would probably end.
Good night world 💀
LOL
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@Saul Gone oh hi ho
She opened a restaurant on Venus once, billions of years ago. What you see now is the end product
The difference between Jack & Kay, to me, is night and day. Kay's like a handful of tips and some loving guidance from being a perfectly serviceable homecook. Jack is a hopeless, ego-driven dumpster fire.
No whoever's feeding Kay info (if anyone since I'd bet she's just doing a character) is purposefully giving her bad tips cause they know shell do it
Basically Kay's an idiot who listens too much to people and jack is an idiot who doesn't listen to anyone
Bro this is not "perfectly serviceable."
nah they’re both hopeless in the cooking area. maybe kay’s personality is better but they’re cooking is both 💩
@@Squee-g8f you should probably re-read the comment
@@Squee-g8f the entire fucking comment, they mentioned "Kay's like a handful of tips, loving guidance from being a perfectly serviceable home cook"
This would have been a scarier soup to throw up in The Exorcist than the pea soup they used.
Oh yes
I rather had the soup from "Bad Taste" in mind^^
@@erikstolzenberger1517 have y’all seen the snl skit with Eddie Murphy where he makes a cake so bad it comes to life.
Well this soup came to life to kill itself.
@@Themeraldknight 😅
I love Kay. I think the main difference between Kay and Jack is their personalities. Kay seems like a kind grandma that's a little too old and a little too confused to be cooking, but tries anyways. Jack seems like a crazy uncle who is convinced that everything he makes is great and he will force you to eat his food.
I feel a lot more confident insulting Jack knowing the kind of person he is
Oh he’s the crazy uncle indeed after what he’s done
Tbh Kay is kinda giving dodgy witch imo
@@BurgerBoy005what did he do
Dude he choked his own son out until his nose started to bleed alot and bragged about nearly killing him
She seems like a very sweet woman. If I were invited to her house for a homecooked meal, I don't know how I could hide feeling an upchuck coming without feeling guilty for hurting her feelings. She just seems like a kind-hearted woman. Even though I don't know her, she seemed kinda' depressed at the beginning of the video and I felt sad for her. I hope everything's okay.
yeah shes talked about having depression ); hope shes doing well
Well I'd be depressed too if I had to eat that kind of slop
Hate to break it to you, but shes a racist and homophobe. Long time watchers of Kay are very aware of this.
@@LynxenX Oh wow! Damn.
@@liamblylod5954 Well, that's terrible news.
Kay is the only chef capable of making you eat soup with a fork
Jack and simply Sara can give you chokesterol and diabeetus overdose with a "salad" only morbidly obese People would eat
Damn this could be eaten with chopsticks
…and served on a plate
😂
Dam her poor son had to eat her food I would of been sick
You know when a child draws a picture and shows it to you, and it looks horrible but they look so proud of it that you're just like "Oh . . . It's lovely."
That's how I feel about Kay in terms of cooking.
you described it perfectly. same
There`s a difference here - The child doesn`t spread the picture all over youtube seeking for attention on a massive scale and is usually not immune to any advice for improvement.
@Cl4rendon they would if they could I bet! And kids are absolutely immune to any sound advice or teaching, especially teens.
...and you always take a few stabs at guessing what it is, until you finally have to ask.
The problem is this kind of approvement is enabling behaviour.
You need to understand, being nice and courteous to a child is IMPORTANT because they are developing. You can hurt their confidence and that can cause lots of problems.
BUT doing it to an adult is WRONG AND BAD. Why? This is exactly why. Mistakes are meant to be lessons. Life is about learning from mistakes. That's how everything evolved. That's how a child learns. That's how you learn everything.
At one point kids are turned to reality: " not so good, do better". It's harsh love but it's the only way for improvement.
By being courteous you are enabling this woman and not only that but you are holding her back from learning and really reaching her potential.
How she managed to make a pot of chum is beyond me.
I'm super sick today and that f"cking sent me. Thankyou stranger.
A Pot of chum...😂😭😂
Chill chill before Plankton founds out!😳
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@@rosegoldmoon1854she really needs that secret recipe to make a soup.
It's so wholesome when kay says mushyrooms 😭
Mushyrooms
Tom-E-ah-toes
Honions
@@brandimcwhorter9050 Don't forget spuddy taters and carriots!!
end produck
@@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome
Did you see the video where she tried to pronounce Almond for 6 minutes? Hilarious. I just love her!
I liierally said WTF is that when I saw that hideous sludge er soup.
That "soup" looks like the stuff you find in the pot in the guest house at the beginning of Resident Evil 7.
I love the way she "stirs" the "soup" in the frying pan. She just pushes it around and the entire thing moves, never getting it evenly or cooking the upper portions. "Mmmm, it's lovely " 🤣
Ha ha 🤣
If i ever get senteced to a death penalty for my last meal im going to get Kay and Jack to recreate their "best" recipe to see if theres any possibility that a real human being can eat what they eat and still be alive
Probably your execution becomes obsolete in the process
@@ADesignsOfficial probably
But that meal might be a worse way to go.
Hell no i will never remake their foods
I salute your bravery
8:17 Kay: “That is the end product” *Points at a literal sceptic tank*
I love how she put her "soup" onto a plate instead of into a bowl.
Even the thickest, heartiest of stews need bowl. This recipe is...special.
Captain vegan Japan Missouri, Imagine being gay.
This actually angers me a bit. It's the third time her "soup" is a thick sauce or filling type of paste. Understanding the concept of "soup" can't be THAT hard!
You’ve never had plate soup before?
@@HomeDefender30 I started thinking this soup can be eaten off of vertical surface. It's space-age stuff.
Kay straight up be making potions
Don't drink the Kay's kitchen potion at 3am
Snape would be proud
It's witch's brew at this point sadly
@@hosytaa6018 someone should make that a real video
I love how everything she ever cooks is at the highest heat possible as if thats the only setting possible. No low. No simmer. Just bright red heating elements.
I like to think that Kay is a professional arm wrestler in her spare time, and the reason she's so bummed out at the start is because she lost for the first time. This soup is actually an elixir to become stronger so she can defeat her arch nemesis and save the world from good cooking.
Kays cooking lore
wtf.... 😂
No no he’s onto something here ppl
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She replaced the end product with a bowl of the finest sewage from the nearby plant
And she eats it with a fork.
Of course, imagine eating that soup!!!
its so funny that she put soup on a PLATE
The end result of the human centipede
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7:58 THAT LOOKS HORRENDOUS, LOOKS LIKE MUD AND DIARRHEA MIXED TOGETHER 💀💀💀
It hurts ny heart that she's so pure but so unholy at the same time
Kay single handedly recreated the stuff you find in the fridge in resident evil 8
YES!!! Finally some other fellow gamer who shares my thoughts about that abomination 😁👍🤝🤝 Thank you for your comment, sir!
Why you being horrible leave her alone
@@THELONESAMURAI.Xyou might be in the wrong comment section my man.
01:44 - best part - put a bigger pan to an smaller spot. This woman rly dont give a fck about anything in her life. Im happy she still has a home.
The fact that she's eating soup off of a PLATE tells you exactly how wrong things went.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment 😂
She keeps turning up the temp so high that all traces of liquid evaporate. She’s basically making a mushroom reduction.
Reducing the mushrooms to ashes
@@comradeurod9805 cremation of mushrooms
Final day of mushrooms
Mushrooms went to hell
She’s trying to factory reset herself with this soup
In certain parts of England they use Kay's Soup instead of cement when building houses.
I can't bring myself to insult Kay personally. She just sounds so sweet.
sadly are cooking isn't
@@Crowman.84 I can't say that matters much tbh
@GoblinWitDaButta so you're saying if she served you a plate of her "soup" with a smile you would eat it ?
@@Crowman.84 yes I would
@@Sammy38 well its your funeral bro 😪
"Some" butter in it? There was enough butter in there to send me into cardiac arrest just from watching it all become blended together.
Kay is *such* a darling, though. So humble and genuine and warm.
shes so cute 😕😭
It's too bad character doesn't rub off into the cooking.
‘’I followed the recipe, or whatever you want to call it, exactly as it says. This is what it was supposed to like. Mine doesn’t really look like that.’’
Lee: ‘’S’alright.’’
‘’Lee’s said it’s alright.’’ 🙂
Thick as a post though.
unfortunately, she probably isn't THAT sweet.. she's been vocally against muslims in the past and i don't believe anything has come up to prove that she's changed this mindset, and she thinks that anyone not born in britain should, and i quote,
"well if u dont like it fuck off back to where u come n give us britain back" - Kay
(full post, 1st of Nov 2013, i believe on Facebook: "i can.t believe what i have just recieved on f b that christmas is banned cause it up sets muslims well if u dont like it fuck off back to where u come n give us britain back")
there is, of course, always the chance she's changed her mindset, but without definitive proof, we've only got this to rely on
I really want to go to Kay's and make her a meal. She puts in so much effort and is so cheerful and sweet and then has to eat that. I feel bad.
Cheerful? Were we watching the same video? She always seems so depressed to me.
@@missmarie_8790 shes lost her spirit after the 90th burnt sludge meal
Alton Brown disproved the don't wash mushrooms myth with science. Years ago.
I genuinely hope she's alright, not making a joke just being honest she seemed down, I hope she's not feeling down or low in her life, I hope she genuinely is a happy person and was just having a rough day honestly. Thanks for the content cuz it does bring a laugh, appreciate you brother, just putting my hopes out there 🙏🏽💪🏽
yeah the whole video seems off for some reason
yeah man seriously, I hope none of the backlash by others has brought her down
Yeah, I love watching her videos because she’s just so lovely and full of life, but she seems a bit down lately 😢
Yeah she seems like a very sweet lady.
Yeah it looks off but literally everyone is bashing her about it. No doubt she has seen it
I love how she calls them mushyrooms, its so cute :)
Even though her food might be bad, you just can't be mad at her because she's so adorable 😊
7:09 - you can hear the plaintive cries of the blender, begging to be released from the infernal torment that is Kay's Kitchen...begging for her to stop spanking it only a few seconds later...
I'm surprised it didn't burnout.
The moter on that blender sounds like it's on the verge of offing itself.
This has to be one of the least edible-looking things I have ever seen anyone make 🤢
Kay genuinely seems like a nice and great person, she just needs culinary advice
she seems genuinely lost at least she’s not intentionally trying to give viewers salmonella or other illnesses
She needs a culinary intervention.
Yes she seems nice and great person also the only person will put on hospital for weeka for having diarrhea and food poison.
And a proper cookbook
she gets advice and then ignores it her 'beef wellington' recipe started with the meat well done and she complained about it being pink (spoiler alert it wasn't) and decided that the appropriate amount of time listed when you start wasn't enough because her already burnt beef clearly wasn't charcoal yet
This was the episode that finally convinced me at least that she is conning us all. This is the ultimate comedy program where she plays a bad cook.
I actually think she does play a bad cook because I remember on one of her videos someone commented if this was an act/if she was acting as a bad cook and she replied with a winky face
I think she probably is a bad cook, but that she exaggerate for views. Jack on the other hand I believe really is the worst cook in the world, there are 3 year olds with better culinary skills.
I mean I'd believe it, I can't believe someone is unironically that inept at cooking without any desire to get better
@@WandererEnjoyer the amount of "redo" videos theyve done say otherwise
The tragic consequences of inbreeding.
The blender motor will almost certainly be burnt out now.
With that amount of flour she was well on the way to a mushroom bread.
If you think British cuisine is the vale of European culinary, then there is Kay sitting somewhere in the UK right at the bottom of all this. But, to be fair, you didnt expect that she brought a shovel and starts digging.
Have you tried chip shop style black pudding wrapped in streaky bacon deep fried? It's absolutely amazing. 👏
Definitely. If she her brain was really that mince, there would be no 'kid' living with her
Too hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
3:24 the amount of butter is disgusting me
Kay sounded so sad! I hope she's okay. We love to make fun of her cooking but no ill will towards her as a person. I hope she makes many bad dishes to come.
This woman somehow made Minecraft’s suspicious stew irl💀💀💀
The soup probably won’t give you good effect tho…
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Instant damage
8:17 How the fuck did she make the butter come back? Like she fried it to a crisp basically so no liquids were left.
Usually "we all know and love" is said with a wink, but I genuinely love Kay. Her and her buttery mushroom paste.
This dish is the real life version of breath of the wild cooking. It looks like that dish where you just throw weird stuff in the pot and see what happens
Dubious food.
If it's like Dubious Food, I'd be hella suprised. At least Link could eat the shit he put together.
Nah, it def looks more like rotten slop from Margarete Baker's kitchen. That's literally the first image that plopped up in my head as soon as I saw that thumbnail. Capcom must've watched Kay's channel for some inspiration.
@@inmymind360 this is exactly what was in the pot at the start of the game.
She messed up the roux, which is why she ended up with that mess. The quantity of onions is fine, but she burnt the garlic. You need to wash the mushrooms, but the ones she is using are hard to cut because they are old. There's way too much butter. No need to put it in the blender. I feel sorry for her she has no idea how to cook.
You don't wash mushrooms cause mushrooms soak in the water pretty fast. This ends up in you pan/pot as liquid and most recipies would be fked up just cause the mushroom were washed. Take a brush, brush them off, cut the end of the stems and you're good to go!
@@hatuu1048 What? White Button and Portabella mushrooms are cultivated in manure, and when you purchase them from the store, they still have traces of manure on them. If you don't wash them properly, you risk exposure to E. coli or parasites. To ensure they're safe to eat, rinse the mushrooms thoroughly and then dry them before use. Your suppose to actually wash them in salt water, per federal food safety regulations. You obviously don't cook them until they are dry and its the mushroom gills that retain the water.
@AnonGuardians okay, you NEVER wash mushrooms. Not Portobello and for sure not white button....
They act like sponges if washed with water. Sure they are cultivated in manure but you do know they grow out of it and when harvested, they get a clean cut at the stem without getting im contact with the manure ever again. And wtf are you talking about E Coli. You're supposed to cook them anyways, which would kill all remaining germs. But even if eaten raw, mushrooms are nowadays mostly cultivated in soil/clay based manure. You can cut mushrooms directly from their soil, rinse of the dirt and eat them. You won't get sick... You know that food safety regulations at least here in Europe, would take all mushrooms out of their shelves if contaminated with EColi? No store would be able to sell them... I would rather peel my mushrooms before washing them.
And before you go again with "you wash your mushrooms" look it up on Google, look how real chefs do it, then come back...
That looks like something my cat made this morning on the carpet after I fed her.
I knew the soup looked familiar 🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
Her talking over the blender had me in tears. And I think Lee refuse to eat it.🤣🤣🤣
LOL!!! When Lee won't eat it, now that's powerful 😄🤣 ... this reminds me of when we we're kids and we made mud pies outside and tried to get someone to eat it 😄🤣😄🤣
That blender didn't even want it.
The END product 😳 Poor Kay, she looks so defeated and exhausted 😢 Kay, please get some rest and just order takeout..it’s probably safer anyway 😂
Well said! 😂 You can hear how out of breath she is.
Kay serving "soup" on a plate is absolutely sending me. LMAO.
4:30 yep, in her defense it's not uncommon to have it thicken this much at the start, this is a rue, cooking it like that as a paste removes the flour taste via caramelization. Similar thing with gravy and stews, though it'd be highly irregular to keep the veg in during this step, it's usually it's only butter and flour in the pan at this point, removing things from the pan after searing and rendering any fat. She also doesn't cook it long enough, the four/fat combo would add to the "fond" on the bottom, Browning and developing flavor until you add broth to the hot pan "de-glazing" via rapid boiling as the caramelized flour mixture absorbs liquid and seperates from the pan (which is also why wine is often used, alcohol boils more rapidly). This way would be the worst way, sticking to the veg, still tasting like flour, and not developing any new flavors (as well as portion problems to get the final "soup" thin enough). 😅 Would actually be more effective to skip and just add cornstarch later, even if that's less flavor than the real method, it's a lot harder to mess up if you don't know what you're doing.
Yeah, I don't think she understood the directions, there's a lot that's close to how one could make it that she wouldn't have randomly guessed, but she's missing the key ideas and goals behind each step. 😅 Bless her heart, you can tell she tried, but just doesn't know the specifics or how to correct, she may not have had a proper mushroom soup before either.
I love Kay, she would make such a good aunt
She's more than welcome at Christmas, but holy shit her food isn't.
Shes a lovely person
@@THEjoelivingstoneLMAOOOO
Holy cow that ended up looking like the, "food" Nacho libre made for the orphans. "Mmm, is guud". Bless her heart. I gotta soft spot for her. Fun fact: YT CC gets every other word wrong yet perfectly transcribed, "Tommy-artos" when Kay said it. 🤷🏽♀️🍅
Very sus
condescending voice: "the cat hair hurts my lungs as if twas a smoker, and the air hurts my face"
7:46 the sizzle
It’s literally made me scrunch up my shoulders and silently gag, I feel like that amorphous blob should not make that sound, soup should not normally make that sound when it is a liquid.
It sounds like it’s screaming to be free
This looks remarkably similar to a type of gravy my mum would make when I was a little kid. It was solid and jokingly “it’s own food group” but I loved it.
I think i love watching Kay cook, with your commentary. It's a sweet spot.
Ah yes chewing the soup just like you're supposed to
7:50 on some real shit activated my fight or flight response
blackened old mushyroom and watery frozen hunyons,,, add some carriots , what could go wrong.
wait,, I forgot enough flour to make a loaf of bread
I love that in both Jack and Kay's videos there is always that little element of surprise you don't get anywhere else on youtube.
Normally the food doesn't look half as bad, but oh god how did Kay manage to cook food from resident evil
Oh my god 💀
😂
That soup looks like dust and dirt mixed with water.
Kay has such a great personality, and I love her content so much, even if her cooking isn't the best. I hope she's doing okay, she seemed so sad or just not with it like she usually is.
Ya know that soup’s good when you can plate it up 👍🏻
Hi It’s me ellie 😂
Watching this video feels like getting a haircut.
"Where are you going with this?"
"Actually, doesn't look to bad."
"OH GOD NO YOU RUINED IT!"
"Oh, nevermind, thats pretty good actually."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY!!!"
The blender wasn’t even moving I’m seconds in and I’m already scared what did she put in that thing cement
I like how she adds cream because it’s too dark like it’s coffee or something.
I shed a tear looking at her stir the shrooms
Kay literally made the soup from resident evil 7. Like look at 7:30 and then look at the soup from resident evil 7. No difference.
Totally!! That's the very first thing I thought of as soon as I saw that disgusting thumbnail 🙈😅 Now we know where Capcom took their inspiration from 😁👍
I was so genuinely like "who hurt you, kay??? I'll fight " at the beginning of her video
Not quite sure if I agree with the statement; This won't cost me anything..
Lost my dinner, to my carpet.
Or in my carpet?
She should open The Chum Bucket 😂
She would put Plankton into retirement. XD
It's coming up to the 1st year "anniversary" of losing my cat who was run over by a car and killed. I've been thinking of him a lot lately and feeling sad. You reacting to Kay never fails to cheer me up
Sorry to hear that. I've lost 2 pets (1 dog 1 cat) to being run over, and my last cat just disappeared one day to never be seen again. It took at least a year to get over that last one that just vanished.
It's never easy to lose a furbaby.
Bring on a Jack and Kay cook off . Chicken dishes.
kay would definitly win. kay makes more gross recipes than jack normally but jack makes more dangerous ones. depends on the meal but with chicken kay would win
8:33 she fully committed to the content 😭😭
Watching Kay use a knife never fails to get my adrenaline pumping
For real. The way she just puts her finger flat on the mushroom while cutting it is just keeping me on the edge of my seat.
To be fair, the mushrooms are wet because she DID wash them. She even says "I have been told not to wash them but I always do."
7:35 Now that's some resident evil 7 food right there
I want a colab show where kay makes her messed up food, then a good youtube chef has to come in and attempt to make it amazing
im 90% sure the main reason she called this mushroom soup is because she was on mushrooms when she thought of this recipe
Definitely
3:07 - She said that she was told to never wash the mushy rooms, but she always does anyway, so she did wash the mushy rooms
That is the literal definition of Slop that you see in cartoons for lunch jokes.
I'm convinced these are a social experiment 💀☠
Once it got to the blender I went from wondering wtf she was doing to suddenly just feeling really really bad for her and truly questioning her sanity
Kay: I don't think 3min is long enough to cook stuff
Also Kay: serves raw rice 🤦♂️
Burns uncooked food 🤣🤣
Jack: Eats raw chicken.
1:32 through August’s voice, this is the most animated I have ever heard him. Everybody in the comments always makes a comment about whenever August laughs.
3:07
4:42 naw August. She poured an entire Quart of flour in there man. 😔
It’s milestone day today ladies and gents. This is the 20th Kay’s cooking video august has made. Yay
I wanna see Jack and Kay do a cook-off .. the least lethal meal wins
Dont want to insult her, but the end product looked like something I flush into my toilet after eating dark food
Let me correct you just real quick it's not important but for Kay she said "they say don't wash your mushrooms but i always do" and honestly I had to correct you because I'm proud that she washed them at the very least 😂
Yes i caught that too thank you for mentioning it...im glad she did wash her shrooms
Let's just hope she never washes chicken
He sometimes selectively hears something ive noticed that, does add to the joke tho lol
YES thank you I knew some one had to tell him she said she does 😭
0:09 Oh no It reminds me the soup of the canteen of the school but radioactive