I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. While I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, don't expect me to communicate clearly the thoughts of Disney executives and writers. There is a base-level of intelligence required for my services.
Yes, the dumbing down of the population has been a massive success. Just like most of the lower primates in Zoo, the average person is more preoccupied with their genitals, looks, and gaining attention, than anything else in life.
@@LooneyVoices6398 Turn away. unsubscribe. Don't buy their shit, even the old stuff. Giving them any money at all means; you like what you are getting. They can't survive on the purple haired 2% alone. I honestly don't even care if they survive at this point. And that goes for all of Hollywood.
You're quite right. The issue is that major corporations put profits above ALL ELSE. They don't care about the point of Star Wars, making art, or even making a "story". They only want to milk it - and us - for pointless digital zeros.
Very well said: SW has gone from having us on the edge of our seats as kids to background stimuli for today's kids. Imagine Ashoka being your first contact with SW... no fandom can be born out of that, it's just too boring and non-sensical.
Wait, what? You didn't enjoy the exquisite performance of two middle-aged women fighting it out, in a tempo that would have made the average garden mollusk green with envy?? Why, that just means you're sane, and you should take great pride in that fact.
@@Electricsheep86 Ah. A purist who thinks Star Wars had a noble mission. The movies were fairy tales … “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away …” The prequels were fantastic compared to the Disney produced garbage that followed.
@@marbellaotaiza801 what's kinkier than a mere voyeur? An edging dock-blocking sadist. Six million forms of communication requires an understanding of societies and psychologies. *He knew what he was doing* and it was all revenge for the mindwipe.
Damn, i never realized that C3-P0 was straight whoring himself out to any vaguely anthropomorphic chunk of metal that looked his way. Guess that's the real reason R2-D2 is always beeping at him angrily!
I tuned out after Return of the Jedi but your videos are usually worth a watch. I remember in high school I wrote an essay from the viewpoint of C3P0, although I did not mention that, and get a very good grade.
That intro was strikingly accurate to my experience of recent Star Wara movies. I'd try watching them and give them a chance, only to get bored and start playing on my phone while it played as background noise.
Andor had me LOCKED IN. Compare the back-end espionage happenings in that show on Coruscant and the childlike parallel with the science Imp in Mando getting spied on by andro woman. It is NIGHT and DAY in terms of writing and suspense. Andor made building parts for the empire in prison suspenseful!
Are they ethical? I find them not to be. Let's say for example you spent your life campaigning against animal cruelty, then someone uploaded an AI video of you endorsing animal cruelty and speaking in a way that was completely insulting to you, misrepresenting your whole character and beliefs. Wouldn't that feel like a violation?
@@Scripture-Man a) no commercial gain. Just entertainment. b) it's particularly clear from even a moment of context-thinking how this came about. c) Anthony Daniels isn't even a victim here. The "victim" would be C-3P0 who ohwaitthat'sright doesn't exist.
@@gdutfulkbhh7537 yeah like me the Original Trilogy. Still luv Star Wars so it pains me what Disney has done to it. I'm EXTREMELY picky about Star Wars content.
I never would have guessed that C-3PO has such a racy side. I have a suspicion that there are many great extended universe stories involving a fabled Jedi Feather Duster, powered by a kyber crystal of course.
Haha.. I woke up and this was the first thing i watched with a cup of coffee. Great start of the day. I'd love to hear more of C-3PO's rants on Disney... ^^
As a guy who’s dad took him to stars wars on opening weekend in the 70’s, I’ve been kinda of a super fan. Having been the first kids to play with action figures, and grow up loving every second of Star Wars, minus the cute fury fks in Return, I , against all that is holy, purchased a sub to Disney. Feel dirty ,, but the wife out of town I binged on Star Wars everything. Let’s just say sadness is lonely and dark. Thanks Disney for burning down my childhood… I’m 54 and that’s soul crushing…
@@aidanforman5950 Yup. I became a Star Wars fan in 2011 or early 2012 right before Disney bought it. I was like 8 or 9 years old. I thought that Disney would fuck things up because they were the company notorious with Disney Princesses, it didn't sit right with me. I was correct.
I really thoroughly enjoy your new slant on having your commentry voiced by AI "celebrity" voices, but it doesn't end there. The inclusing of bad cosplays or 1950's style janky Mikey and Minnie costumes is absulutely the cherry on top of the cake. Again, BRAVO and Well Done (from a complete utter stranger whom you will never meet in person) 😂
The Vader scene in Rogue One was when I decided to stop watching Star Wars. I mean, the Death Star plans were right there, 12 feet in front of Vader, and he could have just Force Grabbed the disk and left. Yet, instead, he wastes time killing troopers in elaborate fashion. Anakin has jumped straight into massive armies yet now he's more concerned about a handful of nobodies than his mission. At that point I knew that Disney just considered Star Wars to be a spectacle, and not an actual coherent story.
This is the wolves many have gave up and forsakened the Expanded Universe writers and foundation in their faithlessness and lawlessness. I however will not conform to the modern narrative and seek and abide only in the works that the EU writers already gave unto us. And I will appreciate them.
The worst part about TLJ is that they went back on every single thing in the next movie. Why subvert expectations if you're just going to subvert the subversion?
Can’t help but feel that this was a sickening peek at the main content of C-3PO’s glittery pink diary, left open with the lock broken by a certain white and blue droid, with a bit of Star Wars critique on the side.
Brilliant and nailed it. Another droid I’d love to hear is that one inventory droid from Rebels AP5?. The old one who as super sarcastic lol …he would be hilarious to listen to as well?
I wish there was tech that could allow one to beam into a video clip and interact with those on the footage .... Lucas fixing to sign away everything - beam in and take the pen from Iger while saying , " GAWD No!!! PLEASE NOOOOoooo !!! "
Dismay (Disney) Stonk Wants isn’t canon, the Farce Awakens. The Empire is telling a rather worthless and lackluster ‘story’, and the W0ke-colyte will be a self report from Harvey’s assistant and enabler.
Remember when neckbeards used to say that Phantom Menace was whar marked the "end of Star Wars", and how "George Lucas ruined their childhood"? I remember.
I realized I have left SW behind... But I cannot stop watching videos about their constant decline... I just love the way they fail. It is so spectacular and interesting.
Let's be honest - Star Wars started the downward spiral with those ridiculous Ewoks which 6 stormtroopers and a single AT-ST would have rolled through like a hot knife through butter. To mess up so badly that one element in the 3rd act is the earliest indication that tank had no gas left in it.
I gave up on Star Wars after Lucas made the prequel trilogy, it was terrible and I knew Disney would do nothing to help. I think it is funny that new Star Wars has any fans, people have no idea what quality is anymore. Time to start selling them Soylent Green, bet they will love it!
You might try narrating a video through the voice of Stephen Frye's character from Jeeves and Wooster. C3PO's round-about sexual references to robots reminded me of Jeeves-isms.
Too much gai robot inuendos lol
Face facts, we all know he is 🤣🤣
you wrote "not enough" wrong
threepio IS the gayest robot in the star wars universe to be fair
The idea of C3P0 recounting his x-rated encounters with other droids is more creative than anything I've seen from Lucasfilms in years. 😅
and sexy!
🤣
Nice catch-up for some one who never even completed the movies 👍
I might return if I ever find myself caring about droids rear plugs... 🫣😇
@@xavermooshammer4816 Hey, AI is the future... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, but to much.
I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations. While I am fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, don't expect me to communicate clearly the thoughts of Disney executives and writers. There is a base-level of intelligence required for my services.
Disney is just a sample of what's happening to our society across the board.
Yes, the dumbing down of the population has been a massive success.
Just like most of the lower primates in Zoo, the average person is more preoccupied with their genitals, looks, and gaining attention, than anything else in life.
@@LooneyVoices6398 Turn away. unsubscribe. Don't buy their shit, even the old stuff. Giving them any money at all means; you like what you are getting. They can't survive on the purple haired 2% alone. I honestly don't even care if they survive at this point. And that goes for all of Hollywood.
You people are delusional. Lucas was a sellout.
You're quite right. The issue is that major corporations put profits above ALL ELSE. They don't care about the point of Star Wars, making art, or even making a "story". They only want to milk it - and us - for pointless digital zeros.
There is no presence of the Force anymore, Darthleen and Disney managed to do the impossible, they killed it without remorse
"Darthleen" 😂😂😂
KK is not the problem, but the solution. KK is the proton torpedo in Disney reactor.
Very well said: SW has gone from having us on the edge of our seats as kids to background stimuli for today's kids. Imagine Ashoka being your first contact with SW... no fandom can be born out of that, it's just too boring and non-sensical.
Wait, what? You didn't enjoy the exquisite performance of two middle-aged women fighting it out, in a tempo that would have made the average garden mollusk green with envy??
Why, that just means you're sane, and you should take great pride in that fact.
@ErikDeMann For a second I thought you were gonna lecture him or something. But okay then!
Yoda: Ruined Star Wars, Disney had.
RUINED STAR WARS FAIL BY DISNEY'S
OK you got the next video concept - GO !
Change “had” -> “has”, and you’ve nailed it.
I bet you thought the Prequels were good.
@@Electricsheep86 Ah. A purist who thinks Star Wars had a noble mission. The movies were fairy tales … “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away …” The prequels were fantastic compared to the Disney produced garbage that followed.
Anthony Daniels really went "off script" with this. 😂
Who would've thought ThreePeeO was so kinky 😂
@@marbellaotaiza801 Well. He was always coming out of cupboards and interrupting Leia & Han. Bit of a voyeur if you ask me.
@@antonycharnock2993 a true voyeur would've never interrupted 😂 but you got a point there...
@@marbellaotaiza801 what's kinkier than a mere voyeur? An edging dock-blocking sadist. Six million forms of communication requires an understanding of societies and psychologies. *He knew what he was doing* and it was all revenge for the mindwipe.
Damn, i never realized that C3-P0 was straight whoring himself out to any vaguely anthropomorphic chunk of metal that looked his way. Guess that's the real reason R2-D2 is always beeping at him angrily!
Deadpool should describe how Disney ruined Marvel too
I agree with R2's last statement.
Well, there is that Chinball guy. Quite the Ballchinian.
R2D2: “Beep-Bee-Bee-Boopy-Doo”
Translation: Screw you Disney.
@@markmunroe-hz8rf 🤣 correct
Boop
R2! Watch your language! 😮
@@mudvalve 😅
I tuned out after Return of the Jedi but your videos are usually worth a watch. I remember in high school I wrote an essay from the viewpoint of C3P0, although I did not mention that, and get a very good grade.
That intro was strikingly accurate to my experience of recent Star Wara movies.
I'd try watching them and give them a chance, only to get bored and start playing on my phone while it played as background noise.
Andor had me LOCKED IN. Compare the back-end espionage happenings in that show on Coruscant and the childlike parallel with the science Imp in Mando getting spied on by andro woman. It is NIGHT and DAY in terms of writing and suspense. Andor made building parts for the empire in prison suspenseful!
These voiceover videos are sheer genius.
Are they ethical? I find them not to be. Let's say for example you spent your life campaigning against animal cruelty, then someone uploaded an AI video of you endorsing animal cruelty and speaking in a way that was completely insulting to you, misrepresenting your whole character and beliefs. Wouldn't that feel like a violation?
@@Scripture-Man
a) no commercial gain. Just entertainment.
b) it's particularly clear from even a moment of context-thinking how this came about.
c) Anthony Daniels isn't even a victim here. The "victim" would be C-3P0 who ohwaitthat'sright doesn't exist.
We need a Yoda narration.
Hahaha! This is pure gold. Thank you, C3PO.
You are truly doing the Lord's work! Forwarded video to my friends who are Star Wars fans! Luv your channel!
Exactly! ❤❤
There are still Star Wars fans?
@@gdutfulkbhh7537 yeah like me the Original Trilogy. Still luv Star Wars so it pains me what Disney has done to it. I'm EXTREMELY picky about Star Wars content.
doing the Dark Lord of the Sith's work
FIFY
This is brilliant! Far better than anything Disney makes 😂
it is like the soul of the franchise talking to us.😊
Didn't realise C-3PO was so promiscuous
Being fluent in six million forms of communication has it's uses. 😉
I want a C-3P0 series showing all the stuff he did “behind the scenes” 😉
@@Chris_Thorndyke Kinky! haha
Brilliant and so accurate. And Disney does indeed suck balls
Love the channel. Great work!
I never would have guessed that C-3PO has such a racy side. I have a suspicion that there are many great extended universe stories involving a fabled Jedi Feather Duster, powered by a kyber crystal of course.
I miss you Star Wars, may you rest in peace.
Seeing the sort of :"protocol" droid that C-3PO REALLY is was great!
“Oh dear”
-C3P0 2023
Alas is now a signature feature for these videos. Even though "it doesnt just suck balls, but alas, it sucks post-gym sweaty balls" is priceless.
🤣😂😂😂😂🤣
It's sad people keep expecting the next Disney series to somehow save Star Wars. Now it's Asoka. Please just let it rest in peace.
Who knew C-3P0 was quite the slovenly protocol droid... 🤣
Artoo’s attitude has rubbed off onto him
this is amazing. and right to the point
C-3PO not holding back! I wonder if Han knew how "prissy" C-3PO was.
Haha..
I woke up and this was the first thing i watched with a cup of coffee.
Great start of the day.
I'd love to hear more of C-3PO's rants on Disney... ^^
Ditto
Maybe we will also get Chewies comments on the fate of StarWars under the Disney Empire at some time.
Making a particularly horny ThreePeeO narrate this was genius move Mr Room-Where-Sound-Bounces.
Would those be _Space_ Balls at the end?
"Spaceballs?"
"Oh shit, there goes the planet."
@@seatspud 😂
You actually managed to make 3P0 sound likable to me, most impressive
It's a shame what they have done to this story. It had great possibilities.
C-3PO has his own special flag that flies on an obscure pride day in mid-September at Disney parks
As a guy who’s dad took him to stars wars on opening weekend in the 70’s, I’ve been kinda of a super fan. Having been the first kids to play with action figures, and grow up loving every second of Star Wars, minus the cute fury fks in Return, I , against all that is holy, purchased a sub to Disney. Feel dirty ,, but the wife out of town I binged on Star Wars everything. Let’s just say sadness is lonely and dark. Thanks Disney for burning down my childhood… I’m 54 and that’s soul crushing…
I can relate. As a 2000s kid, the prequels and Clone Wars were my childhood. Now Star Wars is just Space Balls part 2 and 3 at this point.
@Soup-man
How dare you!! You compare this crap to Spaceballs? You have no honor.
@@aidanforman5950 Actually, yeah, you're right it's worse than parody. It's an abortion
@@Soup-man
That actually sums it up pretty well.
@@aidanforman5950 Yup. I became a Star Wars fan in 2011 or early 2012 right before Disney bought it. I was like 8 or 9 years old. I thought that Disney would fuck things up because they were the company notorious with Disney Princesses, it didn't sit right with me. I was correct.
This was beautiful
I really thoroughly enjoy your new slant on having your commentry voiced by AI "celebrity" voices, but it doesn't end there. The inclusing of bad cosplays or 1950's style janky Mikey and Minnie costumes is absulutely the cherry on top of the cake. Again, BRAVO and Well Done (from a complete utter stranger whom you will never meet in person) 😂
Yoda approves of this message👌🏻
i'd like to see R2-D2 narrating something
How are we supposed to understand him?
@@Chris_Thorndyke I am Groot
3PO! Your the king of comic relief in Star Wars and you gave everything an accurate analytical bashing.
I like that 3PO didn't even bother mentioning Solo, because who would want to relive that abomination?
Echo, you've done it again.
C3PO never was much good at story telling so he just spits the truth.
Whatevers. Chimeney choodoo till I die.
I'm beginning to think the "PO" in C3PO stands for "Pants Off"
The 3 is also for 3 of deez
The Vader scene in Rogue One was when I decided to stop watching Star Wars. I mean, the Death Star plans were right there, 12 feet in front of Vader, and he could have just Force Grabbed the disk and left. Yet, instead, he wastes time killing troopers in elaborate fashion. Anakin has jumped straight into massive armies yet now he's more concerned about a handful of nobodies than his mission. At that point I knew that Disney just considered Star Wars to be a spectacle, and not an actual coherent story.
Rogue One was pretty good but yeah.
Book Of Boba Fett is when I started losing faith, especially after how good Mandalorian S2 was,
"Indentity Junkies" well put. 🤣
This is the wolves many have gave up and forsakened the Expanded Universe writers and foundation in their faithlessness and lawlessness.
I however will not conform to the modern narrative and seek and abide only in the works that the EU writers already gave unto us. And I will appreciate them.
Another winner of a video. Keep 'em coming!! 😂
Pretty accurate wanted to say something, but was enjoying this video far too much to interrupt!
Rouge One was the end for me. I used to wish they'd make movies of my favorite SF books. Now I'm glad they didn't.
i didn't even need C3P0 to translate what R2 said at the end
The worst part about TLJ is that they went back on every single thing in the next movie. Why subvert expectations if you're just going to subvert the subversion?
Sorry you couldn't make it on Open Bar the other day. You were missed for sure. Loved your David Attenborough vid.
Bit more detail than we actually needed perhaps?
C-3PO meets Kenneth Williams
Is this the original C-3PO or that red-armed impostor from Force Awakens? Lol, good video.
Appreciate you for your videos
Obi-Wan: 'What a wretched Disney canon of scum and villainy'.
Excellent vid, very well said. We live in dark times.
I never knew C3PO was so Shakespearean.
...except for his pronunciation of "respite."
We may have interfaced quite strenuously.
Somehow I would imagine Daniels actually telling this for real!
Even C-3PO had enough of Kathleen Kennedy
Can’t help but feel that this was a sickening peek at the main content of C-3PO’s glittery pink diary, left open with the lock broken by a certain white and blue droid, with a bit of Star Wars critique on the side.
Looks like C-3PO is among the 5 people who actually watched Andor.
The only Star Wars that matters to me is the Original Trilogy (Original theatrical versions).
Yes. I still wank to my DVD versions with props to Harmy's as well.
Brilliant and nailed it. Another droid I’d love to hear is that one inventory droid from Rebels AP5?. The old one who as super sarcastic lol …he would be hilarious to listen to as well?
'An endless parade of strong female characters, boring the shit out of everyone' ....brilliant 😅
💯
I liked the idea of Book of Fett, it's execution was similar to what my dog does every morning on the front lawn though.
It should have stayed a flashback series.
He is C-3PO. Human Corporate Relations.
I wish there was tech that could allow one to beam into a video clip and interact with those on the footage .... Lucas fixing to sign away everything - beam in and take the pen from Iger while saying , " GAWD No!!! PLEASE NOOOOoooo !!! "
Was this the ALL GOLD c3PO
or the C3PO
with a silver lower leg from Episodes 4, 5 and 6?
Mandela Effect
Another brilliant post!
Dismay (Disney) Stonk Wants isn’t canon, the Farce Awakens. The Empire is telling a rather worthless and lackluster ‘story’, and the W0ke-colyte will be a self report from Harvey’s assistant and enabler.
Ha, this actually sound more like the entry for Star Wars in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Remember when neckbeards used to say that Phantom Menace was whar marked the "end of Star Wars", and how "George Lucas ruined their childhood"? I remember.
When I heard the beep covering the swear word, I instinctually tried to turn the page.
I realized I have left SW behind... But I cannot stop watching videos about their constant decline... I just love the way they fail. It is so spectacular and interesting.
Let's be honest - Star Wars started the downward spiral with those ridiculous Ewoks which 6 stormtroopers and a single AT-ST would have rolled through like a hot knife through butter. To mess up so badly that one element in the 3rd act is the earliest indication that tank had no gas left in it.
That's because the original ending was the ending to A New Hope. When the movie was a success he had to improvise...
The first time in 50 years Flea wore a shirt.
C3P-Woe :(
Godspeed you, Star Wars...
Carry On Star Wars
I’m sorry C3PO they dragged you into Ahsoka too
It's been dead since The Last Jedi.
I gave up on Star Wars after Lucas made the prequel trilogy, it was terrible and I knew Disney would do nothing to help. I think it is funny that new Star Wars has any fans, people have no idea what quality is anymore. Time to start selling them Soylent Green, bet they will love it!
Unfortunately, no one at Disney has any idea why Andor was good. I wouldn't count on it happening again.
May be your best work yet. Well done.
C3po knows all sort of protocols.
You just get better and better Echo..!!
*Ruin Johnson
0:28 LOL Where did you get that picture XD
NEVER DRINK THE BLUE MILK
You might try narrating a video through the voice of Stephen Frye's character from Jeeves and Wooster. C3PO's round-about sexual references to robots reminded me of Jeeves-isms.
This is one of the better episodes of Star Wars.
Only watched this due to the wonderful disco age stellar queen title image. And then it wasn't even in the video.
The Force is strong with this one droid