"THAT'S BULLSHIT! THOSE THINGS ARE ALL SUGAR AND CALORIES; THERE'S NO SUBSTANCE, NO VALUE!! HOW CAN YOU GO AROUND PARADING THEM AS BREAKFAST---THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE BETTER!!"
Now that I think about, Calli saying “this is American taste” is so funny to me because even though she clearly speaks Japanese, she would totally use simplified English to emphasize the “American-ness” of Pop Tarts
@@The_US_Doctor It doesn't sound pretty American but I think a true fat ass would eat one at a time so they only had to get up for more half as much before the 2 liter of orange soda wears off and they fall asleep to Ruroni Kenshin
0:22 the duck enjoying her untoasted america pastry is beyond cute, like how a real-life duck just gobbles the whole slice without stuffing the entire thing in it's mouth, lol.
Armstrong: "Making the mother of all Omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg!" Raiden: "You got a source for that recipe, senator? Because it looks like you're making a Pop-tart."
@@SpindlyJohnny isn’t there a star spangled pop tart edition for 4th of July? I thought I’d seen something like that in an HEB or sum, there has to be an American flag pop tart or I’ll be sorely disappointed.
i saw the original clip, what makes it even funnier is that 1) she bit into a tiny part of the corner, barely getting any filling and her reaction was this strong and 2) she didn't realize the pop-tarts were stuck together so she took a bite of two at once
School, work, relationships. They are many reasons as to why they might have disappeared, but always believe. BELIEVE they will return. that is why I’ve got the bell on just in case the legend decides to drop a masterpiece on us mortals. 🫵😊💜
Her name is Oozora Subaru, she's a vtuber from Hololive. A vtuber is like an anime character and content maker combined. They're found either on Twitch or TH-cam. You can either watch her streams here on youtube, watch her clips, or watch fan animations of her. Btw the pink-haired lady that recommended Subaru the Pop-Tarts is also a vtuber named Mori Calliope aka Calli, also from Hololive but from a different branch. Subaru is from Hololive Japan which is the main branch, while Calli is from Hololive English. She speaks English and a good amount of Japanese. The girl holding a toaster is also a Hololive member from the Indonesian branch named Anya Melfissa, the toaster is a reference to something that happened in her stream lol
This is the first animation of I have ever seen. It's really cute and I love the part where Subaru is floating in the air with the American flag and national anthem in the background. 😆
Let's not forget George Washington, Captain America, Marilyn Monroe, and Joseph Joestar holding or eating Pop Tarts in the background. All we need is a Bald Eagle holding a Pop Tart in its beak with an olive branch and some arrows in its talons and we got ourselves one helluva patriotic symbol.
Senator Calli is not real she can't punch you. Senator Calli : *0:11** "Making mother of all Poptart here, can't fret over every other snacks!"* I love Subaru's reaction, also the ending. Joseph is that you? xD
Every second of this is so great! 😁 Not sure if it's in reference to something, but Anya entering with a toaster, and then looking sad when Subaru politely declines is too cute.
I remember this moment, it’s so cute. 🥰 I love seeing people of other countries try American food and snacks, same goes for when they try Mexican food and snacks.
@@litigioussociety4249 I had a friend back in Highschool from Thailand try it for the first time and suffice to say we discovered that he’s allergic to peanuts.
One thing I really love doing is going to people I know who just arrived in America and having them drink an Arizona can for the first time. It's usually them getting their minds blown and becoming a Arizona addict
@@litigioussociety4249 Its something to do with an oil most peanut butter has in it if I remember correctly. It leaves a bad aftertaste in your mouth if you didn't grow up eating itv(kind of like hershey chocolate).
Pop tarts are actually pretty common in englands stores now and when I first tried it a year ago I ascended into sugary, chocolatey heaven. Has to be the best American snack
Joseph is from England though. The first American Joestar was Jolyne. Also, Calli's really taking her job as reaper seriously, getting the duck addicted to the sugary food that costs lives.
Joseph is both an English AND American Joestar. I mean he immigrated, and canonically lost his English accent, by being here so much. Add to the fact that America prides itself on being a non-ethno-nation, and you have an argument for Part 2 Joseph being non-American, but by Part 3 it's impossible to call him anything BUT American.
0:09 pretty sure she's saying "Calli recommend"
Nice try!
Indeed
I think it’s “highly recommend: this is American taste” as the full quote from calli.
meh. Most of the subtitles are slightly wrong. I'm over it. More excuses to train more Japanese and Indonesian
She pronounces every letter
"POP TARTS ARE THE REAL TASTE OF AMERICA, JACK"
"Making the mother of all pop tarts here Jack, can't fret over every tart"
"THAT'S BULLSHIT! THOSE THINGS ARE ALL SUGAR AND CALORIES; THERE'S NO SUBSTANCE, NO VALUE!! HOW CAN YOU GO AROUND PARADING THEM AS BREAKFAST---THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE BETTER!!"
@@HoloFlight_118 not when your toasting the wheat
@@stilldamaged3945 What do you know about "toasting"!?
@@iceboy1053 You don't what it's like to heat and burn just to eat bread!
Shuba: What are these little colorful things in the frosting?
Calli: Nanomachines, son.
Cali:they harden the taste in response to physical trauma
@@jojo_sanders5342 dentist: again?
Subaru: yeah again
Quick, someone misinterpret the "son" as Calli acknowledging that she's dad!
The sweeten in response to trauma.
Frosting. The dna of the pop tart.
The way she says pop-tart is adorable
Poppu Taa~rt.
@@LuisCortes-dk1hu I was just thinking of how to spell that phonetically, thanks!
That's probably how they pronounce "pop". Noel also calls her hamster like that.
@@eveakane6563 City people in my Earth.
Popu Taaht
I can never get enough of Calli materializing in such an ominous and mystical way just to give a Wal-Mart bag of Pop Tarts to a duck.
It is really nice 👍
Well, it's death by super overdose.
Would've been more of a hassle to go through the custom.
Then turning into Armstrong which is just amazing
Be the American the Japanese envision us to be!!!
Which one? The ultra conservative loud mouth cowboy who loves hot dogs ? Or the loud hip hop star full of attitude and swag?
@Cannabis Dreams that sounds ironic
@@jmvp1380 I mean they did it with the Golden Bridge. Several times, in fact. Sooo...
@Cannabis Dreams hi Godzilla
@@savvapiston1774 was this a Russianbager reference..?
Now that I think about, Calli saying “this is American taste” is so funny to me because even though she clearly speaks Japanese, she would totally use simplified English to emphasize the “American-ness” of Pop Tarts
I can hear it in my minds ear. "This is... American taste."
"Oooohhhh, American taystoh! American flavor..."
"Mhmm, American flavor."
Basically you have to speak like a toddler when you speak to the Japanese lol
@@kidfox3971 You have to speak like you're racist and commit microaggressions on the daily
@@WanderTheNomadwhat?
@@koolaid5410 Like instead of McDonald's, you say Makudonarudo, like you're making fun of their accent or something
Calli: "AM I FINALLY GETTING THROUGH?"
Lmao.
"I'll rid this world of these pointless breakfasts, Subaru!"
"I was wrong about you american food isn't trash... IT TASTES LIKE FUCKING SHIT!!!!"
"I was wrong. You're not kimoi...you're TOTEMO YABAI!!!!"
"Making the mother of all pastries, Subaru! Can't fret over every piece of dough!"
"america taste" thank you subaru
I think it means "This tastes horrible" but being political about it. (I don't actually know how pop-tarts taste)
@@Limrasson
Nah, if it tasted bad it would be Bri'ish taste. America taste is good but unhealthy.
@@Limrasson typically american food tastes good, but *too good*. and then we eat too much of it
@@Limrasson American taste is good, unhealthy, and will probably kill you if you keep eating 5 buckets of it per day
*"It Tastes Like America!!!!"*
The best part was that she didn't know that 2 poptarts come per package so she was like "it's so big" and she took a bite out of two poptarts at once
Is that not the most American thing to do though?
@@The_US_Doctor no because eating two at the same time is considered the forbidden way
@@The_US_Doctor It doesn't sound pretty American but I think a true fat ass would eat one at a time so they only had to get up for more half as much before the 2 liter of orange soda wears off and they fall asleep to Ruroni Kenshin
@josephochoa9861 Is it possible to learn this power?
That's almost as cursed as biting into unbroken KitKats. Downright unholy.
Your animations are always so full of quality and additional jokes, I love it.
Thanks!
Yeah, I really like the bit where Calli had to be summoned by two Deadbeats to deliver the poptarts out of a plastic bag
I also love that he pay attention to the continuity at 0:19, great job
There’s minimal animation here, mostly just pin tool and frame layer cuts, with some AE effects mixed in.
0:22 the duck enjoying her untoasted america pastry is beyond cute, like how a real-life duck just gobbles the whole slice without stuffing the entire thing in it's mouth, lol.
I want a gif of her floating into the sky with the poptaet
I misspelled it like an idiot
@@vanillagorilla8870 yes it's supposed to say pop-toes
Not top parts?
not pop farts?
I'm retarded?
Subaru: I had some Pop Tarts yesterday.
Luna: Really, and what did they taste like?
Subaru: FREEDOM!
You used Senator Armstrong as the American representative, it's perfect.
"Nanoconfections, son! They become delicious in response to being eaten!"
@@Nehfarius reprogrammed glucose
Don't forget Joseph joestar at the end
If all Americans were like him the world would be a better place. Especially if politicians were like him.
@@andresvelasquez4651 and Captain America
This is a masterpiece, from Anya's sad rejected face, to the cute nibbles, adorable 10/10
"WELL IF IT ISNT SAUCY SUBARU!"
Armstrong: "Making the mother of all Omelettes here Jack, can't fret over every egg!"
Raiden: "You got a source for that recipe, senator? Because it looks like you're making a Pop-tart."
Armstrong: "My source is that I made it the fuck up!"
ok that actually got a laugh out of me
I can imagine how this is said. The first part is all confrontational, while the second is more subdued, confused, and slightly concerned
Poptarts, like Hot Pockets and Digiornos, are indeed the taste of America
Might as well have a box of pop tarts covered with bald eagles and the american flag.
Unfortunately it also proves we have pretty poor taste.
artificial as all hell
@@SpindlyJohnny I bet a businessman was furiously taking note of that idea
@@SpindlyJohnny isn’t there a star spangled pop tart edition for 4th of July? I thought I’d seen something like that in an HEB or sum, there has to be an American flag pop tart or I’ll be sorely disappointed.
i saw the original clip, what makes it even funnier is that
1) she bit into a tiny part of the corner, barely getting any filling and her reaction was this strong
and 2) she didn't realize the pop-tarts were stuck together so she took a bite of two at once
This could 100% be their slogan
Pop-Tarts™ "It tastes like America!"
Dry, artificial, and makes you fat.
Nailed it!
@@davidkaminski615 Hell ya brother!
I am so taking this slogan now
There's just something about Subaru's energy that translates _extremely_ well to animations.
"The pop tarts, son ! Every time I eat them I get stronger ! They are the core of America, and thus of my strength !"
You can't toast them, Jack!
Anya holding a toaster over her head is so kawaii.
The pose Calli makes as she's being summoned is so cute hahaha
RIP William "Bill" Post, the creator of the Pop-Tarts who recently passed away
"Senator Calli isn't real. She can't hurt you."
Senator Calli: Making the mother of all pop tarts here, Subaru. Can't fret over every egg.
my bro just created the most funny animations about v-tubers and desapeared forever😰
School, work, relationships. They are many reasons as to why they might have disappeared, but always believe. BELIEVE they will return. that is why I’ve got the bell on just in case the legend decides to drop a masterpiece on us mortals. 🫵😊💜
Man, nothing can make me laugh out loud like these vtuber clips
Paul Harrell smiles from heaven.
Rest easy, sir.
This was super funny and cute! Ascending from the American flavor is hilarious 😂
Her ecstatic shouts are both ear-splitting and very beautiful!
Between the adorable animation style and Subaru's natural cuteness, this is one of the most "AWWWWW" inspiring videos I have ever seen
このチャンネル最高に好き。
Fun fact！のやつが癖になって何度も見ちゃう。
Senator Armstrong, you magnificent bastard.
I have never seen this person or really know what they do but their reaction is beautiful
Prepare to fall down a deep rabbit hole
Oh no. Another one down in the rabbit hole.
Hope you enjoy your stay in the rabbit hole, buddy, because you're NEVER getting out.
Oozora Subaru my friend if you know the dancing duck meme that is her mascot
Her name is Oozora Subaru, she's a vtuber from Hololive. A vtuber is like an anime character and content maker combined. They're found either on Twitch or TH-cam. You can either watch her streams here on youtube, watch her clips, or watch fan animations of her.
Btw the pink-haired lady that recommended Subaru the Pop-Tarts is also a vtuber named Mori Calliope aka Calli, also from Hololive but from a different branch. Subaru is from Hololive Japan which is the main branch, while Calli is from Hololive English. She speaks English and a good amount of Japanese.
The girl holding a toaster is also a Hololive member from the Indonesian branch named Anya Melfissa, the toaster is a reference to something that happened in her stream lol
Making the mother of all pop tarts here, Jack. Can't fret over every pack!
This is the first animation of I have ever seen. It's really cute and I love the part where Subaru is floating in the air with the American flag and national anthem in the background. 😆
Let's not forget George Washington, Captain America, Marilyn Monroe, and Joseph Joestar holding or eating Pop Tarts in the background. All we need is a Bald Eagle holding a Pop Tart in its beak with an olive branch and some arrows in its talons and we got ourselves one helluva patriotic symbol.
Subaru ascending is gold, but can we talk about how cute the eating is at 0:22
The numming of tart is so darn cute gahhh
I think it might be referencing Azumanga Daioh when Osaka monches on the melon pan at the sports fest which is a huge plus
You're laughing
A duck is tasting America and you're laughing
10/10 as always I would die for subaru munching any time of the day
Oh my god. The nibble animation she does when eating the pop tart is sooooo cute!!!!
Finally, Shuba tasted Freedom
Senator Calli is not real she can't punch you.
Senator Calli : *0:11** "Making mother of all Poptart here, can't fret over every other snacks!"*
I love Subaru's reaction, also the ending. Joseph is that you? xD
“Tastes like America” we call that diabetes.
This has popped up on my feed time and time again and I haven't failed to watch it every time it does
We've been bestowed not only 1 BUT 2 videos this month
I could see this month will be the greatest month so far
0:22 that’s just too adorable, we neeed a loop version.
I love every single frame of this.
She's with us.
0:29 *HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT*
I watch this everytime it shows up on my feed
There are clips where you can tell that the uploader had way too much fun editing it together. This is absolutely one of them.
Every second of this is so great! 😁
Not sure if it's in reference to something, but Anya entering with a toaster, and then looking sad when Subaru politely declines is too cute.
Probably this:
th-cam.com/video/c6wG00d0WVA/w-d-xo.html
Now i unlocked the fear of senator Mori Armstrong
I'm dead. The freakin memes! Armstrong Calli and the censorship at the end, ended me
Subaru: What do these Pop Tarts taste like Calli-chan?
Calli: Nanomachines son!
Senator Calliope Armstrong
The friggin art at the end. Beautiful.
I love these animations, especially the Pekora and Korone one that introduced me to your channel! Please keep making content!
Wish I saw this when I woke up… Now I got Cali Armstrong burned freshly into my head…
There's such creativity behind these animations it's a real shame there isn't more from you.
0:05 subaru trying to not say ''tarto''
This video lives rent free in my head.
Making the mother of all Pop Tarts, Subaru!
Can't fret over every flavor!
Too cute. The nibble was adorable
0:22 That's really cute.
Senator Calli, didn't know I needed this till now.
Its been one year, i need more
i keep coming back to this video its so cute
I remember this moment, it’s so cute. 🥰
I love seeing people of other countries try American food and snacks, same goes for when they try Mexican food and snacks.
The one thing non-Americans seem to usually not to like is peanut butter.
@@litigioussociety4249 Really? I never saw that to be honest, first time I’ve ever heard of this.
@@litigioussociety4249 I had a friend back in Highschool from Thailand try it for the first time and suffice to say we discovered that he’s allergic to peanuts.
One thing I really love doing is going to people I know who just arrived in America and having them drink an Arizona can for the first time. It's usually them getting their minds blown and becoming a Arizona addict
@@litigioussociety4249 Its something to do with an oil most peanut butter has in it if I remember correctly. It leaves a bad aftertaste in your mouth if you didn't grow up eating itv(kind of like hershey chocolate).
Dad probably felt like Foie Gras during that time
Subachan, keep in mind that Calli has the same level of food appreciation as a toddler. Even Gura says so.
THIS ANIMATION IS SO CUTE!
BRO. I want that Senator Mori, like, now
Senator Calli got me so good
There’s Joseph but where is the true president of America, FUNNY VALENTINES WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
I've watched this animation so many times and it never fails to put a smile on my face
three most notable America's achievement throughout the history - 1 Gaining independence 2 Winning a Cold war 3 Inventing Pop-tarts
Cute and ADORABLE! Great Job and also Thank You for the English Subtitles too! :)
0:37 Jose
Senator Calstrong is exactly what I needed today.
The funny part is that since poptarts are always two in a package, she assumed that's just how they're supposed to be and bit through two at once
The mother of all Pop-Tarts
aww, you didn't animate how she really took a bite of the two pop tarts stacked ontop of each other instead of a single pop tart.
Calli is senator armstrong confirmed
Joseph Joestar, the American icon
Yes...
Making the mother of all poptarts can't fret over equally spreading the frosting!
This was perfect! You have an amazing talent and a quality comedy style to boot! Keep up the great work and you will definitely go far!
This animation is so cute, it makes me feel even more warmer and comfortable with Subaru more.
You know, I would really have the same reaction tasting a Pop Tart for the first time. I haven’t taste it yet.
POPTARTS, SON
Dojyaan!
That ending screen was pure art.
Pop tarts are actually pretty common in englands stores now and when I first tried it a year ago I ascended into sugary, chocolatey heaven. Has to be the best American snack
President Cali Armstrong is my new favorite thing.
Where are you now?
Suddenly disappear?
His twitter is unactive too.
Maybe R.I.P.
I love the energy, honestly.
Joseph is from England though. The first American Joestar was Jolyne.
Also, Calli's really taking her job as reaper seriously, getting the duck addicted to the sugary food that costs lives.
Joseph is both an English AND American Joestar.
I mean he immigrated, and canonically lost his English accent, by being here so much. Add to the fact that America prides itself on being a non-ethno-nation, and you have an argument for Part 2 Joseph being non-American, but by Part 3 it's impossible to call him anything BUT American.
Yeah, strange to add him in there.
OH MY GOD THE EATING ANIMATION I CAN'T
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's very cute, well done on all those frames. Much respect.
Calli giving subaru poptarts*
Calli: "WE'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN"
This is my favorite animated video, everytime it pops up in my recommendations I end up watching it for 5 minutes
“I have a dream, that one day, every person in this nation will have their own pop tart”
“Maybe I was wrong about you”