I called my doctor while on Poltarbi and told him the exact layout of his house and the most efficient way to prevent escape in case of accidental fire. I haven't heard from him since! it's honestly not that great considering my diarrhea caused heart attacks (fartiac arrests) have gone untreated for weeks... Thanks Poltarbi!
The moment I read the words "fartiac arrests" I actually burst out laughing like a demon was ready to laugh before I was. Thank you for the experience, and thanks Poltarbi!
That's no puppy. THat old dog has been with that man for years. Way back since before his disease, which he prank called his doctor about for the first time 3 years ago.
Pro tip: When I called *my* doctor, I did a Joker impression-doesn't matter which one-that way, if you start laughing, it just makes you EVEN MORE in character! Really gets them going!
The quick glossing over of the only function of the medicine being an inducer of diarrhea and heart attacks before getting back to the point of the video (which had nothing to do with Poltarbi) was genius. No need to list side effects if the main effects are the side effects.
@@JumalaPlays it's just a joke on the superficial inclusivity of "that's right, GIRLS can be doctors too. ;D" as if the commercial couldn't have just put "they" in the script from the get-go.
Im a therapist and will absolutely be suggesting this to my clients starting Monday morning. Thank you for sharing this crucial information for those in need❤
idk if it was intentional or if I missed something, but the "reveal" that you weren't just using stock footage for the doctors suddenly made it feel more "real" and absurd
I didn't see this, I wrote this exactly, with quotations, and no added text, dang it, so identical. same capitalization and punctuation. GARH! I've been bested!
@@LithmusEarth You missed the incredibly obvious solution of just writing it anyways and then accusing this guy of being a bot that stole your comment. Basic math honestly.
As someone recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, I phoned my doctor and told them that if they didn't give me the good drugs, as the ruler of the lost city of Zinj, I'd set my albino gorillas on them. Only some of this is true.
I bust through the door of my home. Cold sweat dripping down my face as I stagger over to my kitchen counter. My hands reach out and grab the one thing that will save me. My phone next to my Poltarbi box. I dial my doctor (its speed dial 1) and begin to rant about how much bus fare is for thirty minutes and how his break lines taste like iron. Before he hangs up I mention that his tie is quite nice from his living room window before the call is done. Thanks Poltarbi, gave me the confidence to let out my inner demons.
I tried poltarbi but when I called my doctor he was also on poltarbi so he called me back because i'm also a doctor. The resulting paradox opened up a tear in space-time but at least my future fatal heart-attack seems less relevant now. Thank you poltarbi. I may be alive/dead, but through poltarbi, I am one step closer to spiritual enlightenment.
Holy shit this one got me I did not see that coming at ALL LMAO. WWG never fails to subvert expectations in increasingly hilarious and creative ways god damn
This is so incredibly accurate to every medication ad I've ever seen that it's ridiculous. This also vaguely reminds me of the Adult Swim short "Unedited Footage of a Bear".
I'm so FREAKING GLAD I got in on the ground floor investigating with Zillber. The Mexico Bros should be calling me an day with an update on my portfolio. I told them, "Screw diversifying my bonds, put it all on ZILLBER!" When I'm rich, I'm still going to call doctors. I'll just do it from my houseboat. Thanks, Zillber! Thanks, Poltarbi!
0:28 Don't be tricked guys, this "360° Relief" is in fact a temperature. My father took Poltarbi and died from spontaneous combustion. Well he was a doctor so maybe it actually worked as intended, idk
What blows me away is how some real prescription drug ads don't seem to want to tell you what the drug does. They have to list approved indications eventually, but it's like an afterthought. I guess viewers are just supposed to know that it's for, say, ulcerative colitis, and not the other 5,000 gut disorders that would fit the hunched-over and pained expressions of the actors in the "before" shots. In some cases, they *literally* don't tell you what the drug does, at all, only the disease it is indicated for. Like, they'll advertise an antidiabetic drug without explaining whether it is supposed to lower your resting bg, or lower its sensitivity to eating carbs, or help you lose weight, or what. No, it's just "for type 2 diabetes." "Ask your doctor." So annoying.
My teledoc phone calls make me more depressed than when I first called. Thank you, teledoc, for providing me with constantly terrible healthcare. Couldn't do it the wrong way without your help.
I just started watching you guys, this shit is so fuckin funny!! I literally binge watched your whole channel the first time I saw Piaazpotomus lololoool
I think the funniest part of this is they never specify what Poltarbi treats. The piano and puppy guy make me think it's arthritis, but the cardio lady throws everything off.
How will you freak out your doctor?
Tell them that Wizards With Guns is a terrible TH-cam channel. They will have a stroke trying to process such a horrendous take.
🍎
'Help! Your Son, Timmy, overdosed on the Poltarbi that I conveniently forgot existed!' Is what I would say.
Eat the burrito bone
Be the skin walker
Wow, Zillber is really branching out. I can't believe they make medicine now!
Yeah! It really is a wonder that they changed from developing nuclear warheads for small Afghanistanian warlords to medicine!
@@KickedCrusader now they’re helping the world and I can keep my job without big businesses like them crowding me out
Zillber bought my grandma
@@pileofbread3456fuck sakes 😂🤣 you win 🤣🤣
I’ll *never* go back!
Calling my doctor now, i know where they still have a payphone
Where
@@JasonHenderson probably somewhere around his vicinity
@@neilagarwal9495 gasp
@@JasonHendersonNice try, Doctor.
Your doctor has a payphone? They really do have it better.
I called my doctor while on Poltarbi and told him the exact layout of his house and the most efficient way to prevent escape in case of accidental fire. I haven't heard from him since! it's honestly not that great considering my diarrhea caused heart attacks (fartiac arrests) have gone untreated for weeks... Thanks Poltarbi!
Underrated
And I'm never going back
Colonic detention
The moment I read the words "fartiac arrests" I actually burst out laughing like a demon was ready to laugh before I was. Thank you for the experience, and thanks Poltarbi!
Fart attacks are the worst
Admit it, you guys just wanted to make a sketch with the puppy didn't you
easiest tax write off of their life
@@jocheeseburger133 now wait 8 years to make an ad with an old dog (that puppy) and tax writeoff all the care expenses
they made a rookie mistake and got outshined by a puppy
That's no puppy. THat old dog has been with that man for years. Way back since before his disease, which he prank called his doctor about for the first time 3 years ago.
Pro tip: When I called *my* doctor, I did a Joker impression-doesn't matter which one-that way, if you start laughing, it just makes you EVEN MORE in character! Really gets them going!
I did this after my doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia. Then I found out I've never had a doctor.
@@Disabled-person The real doctor was inside you the whole time.
The quick glossing over of the only function of the medicine being an inducer of diarrhea and heart attacks before getting back to the point of the video (which had nothing to do with Poltarbi) was genius. No need to list side effects if the main effects are the side effects.
I honestly didn't pay attention to that before i read ur comments. Now i understand some of these jokes down here ;p
It also gives you 360° relief tho
At that point it aint medicine, just call it poison😂
2:08 "-your doctor might know its you. 'Or she'" really fucking got me hahahahaha
That one got the hardest laugh out of me
It's so good
Someone care to explain?
@@JumalaPlays it's just a joke on the superficial inclusivity of "that's right, GIRLS can be doctors too. ;D" as if the commercial couldn't have just put "they" in the script from the get-go.
@@HuntingtonsDiscoit actually says “he might know it’s you”
"If your doctor is scared for more than 48 hours ... nice !"
Hello??? This is cruel. Why do you support this???
@@capyhara-mk7qvit’s because they make more money than you!
@@calefan253some of them have boats!
When you get Zillber premium, you'll never go back!
TH-cam put a survey under your comment lol. I said you were informative zillber premium all the way
This is because Poltarbi is incredibly addictive
"Or She" Damn that was good
The hidden gem at 2:10
That got me 😂
I didn't understand it?
@@JumalaPlaysSame I think? Not sure if there’s more ti the joke than just it not fitting in the sentence well
@@JumalaPlaysit's contrast of them keeping up the upbeat and inclusive tone while actually giving really messed up instructions.
Im a therapist and will absolutely be suggesting this to my clients starting Monday morning. Thank you for sharing this crucial information for those in need❤
idk if it was intentional or if I missed something, but the "reveal" that you weren't just using stock footage for the doctors suddenly made it feel more "real" and absurd
THIS
They did an incredibile job to recreate the ads style
I realized when the words "Paul, is that you?" were mouthed by the actor.
Zillber was a great investment, I got in on the brown floor
There's no way you are not a writer for this show!
best comeback is..... "You have prostate cancer"
1:44 Having decent legal representation excluding me from meds is hilarious
My Doctor is the Bane of my life
breathing through mask… “Really?!“ 😆
With Poltarbi's help I was able to call my doctor a slur! Thank you Poltarbi!
"Paul, it's terminal" "For you"
“If you have decent legal representation Poltarbi is not right for you”
I didn't see this, I wrote this exactly, with quotations, and no added text, dang it, so identical. same capitalization and punctuation. GARH! I've been bested!
@@LithmusEarth You missed the incredibly obvious solution of just writing it anyways and then accusing this guy of being a bot that stole your comment. Basic math honestly.
@@josephjoestar953 well, the quote is just from the video anyways
@@TheVivi13Yes but as everyone knows, the first to write a line from the video has the legal rights to it.
@@jackb3822 oh true
0:43 my doctor does recognize my voice and lowkey it scares me
And then you got freaked out
@@Goofiest_Balland they left. For subway!
Zillber is the ACME of the Wizards with Guns' universe
As someone recently diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, I phoned my doctor and told them that if they didn't give me the good drugs, as the ruler of the lost city of Zinj, I'd set my albino gorillas on them. Only some of this is true.
🤣
"Or she!" 😂😂😂 that caught me really offguard. Beautiful 👏👏.
0:18 “Until…” “Until???” “Until!!!” Really displaying the full range of emotions for the word “Until” here!
The fathers of comedy have finally arrived to nurse with the comedy milk from their leaking teats. We are truly blessed by our daddy wizards.
Num num num more please! 🤤
I wish I could go back 15 seconds to erase reading this
@@jeniferjoseph9200 Or to maybe read it again?
Oh waiter, more comedy milk please!
Zilber seems like a multinational super corp, can’t wait for more zillber lore
I made the mistake of looking at a box of Poltarbi while pregnant, now I have dodectuplets.
And they all have such beautiful tentacles!
Oh hey, Zillber, my favorite company!
Zillberfect!
4 out of 5 dentists recommend arguing with 4 out of 5 doctors for the best results!
I love how the Wizards are gradually building an interconnected cinematic universe
I bust through the door of my home. Cold sweat dripping down my face as I stagger over to my kitchen counter. My hands reach out and grab the one thing that will save me. My phone next to my Poltarbi box. I dial my doctor (its speed dial 1) and begin to rant about how much bus fare is for thirty minutes and how his break lines taste like iron. Before he hangs up I mention that his tie is quite nice from his living room window before the call is done.
Thanks Poltarbi, gave me the confidence to let out my inner demons.
Thank you for telling us, ook. Proltarbi let me play space station 13 again.
Dang, Mitch suits the girl role nicely, can barely even notice the wig! Well done
I tried poltarbi but when I called my doctor he was also on poltarbi so he called me back because i'm also a doctor. The resulting paradox opened up a tear in space-time but at least my future fatal heart-attack seems less relevant now.
Thank you poltarbi. I may be alive/dead, but through poltarbi, I am one step closer to spiritual enlightenment.
Poltarbi helped me finally freak out my doctor. Thanks Poltarbi!
This was already a pretty great sketch but “They’ll know it’s you.” “Or she!” is the icing on the cake 😭
No doctors might approve, But I approve.
But I'm not a doctor.. So that makes sense.
I imagine zilber is thr comapny that one Billionare from the "Billionare can't relate to his millionaire fiends" skit owns
Drug commercial parodies are one of the easiest things to do in comedy but you can still find ways to be more unique
I knew investing in Zillber wasn’t unhinged and fiscally irresponsible.
You guys would’ve made such great adult swim infomercials
Holy shit this one got me I did not see that coming at ALL LMAO. WWG never fails to subvert expectations in increasingly hilarious and creative ways god damn
Zillber has gotta be way up after this.
@1:37 So what happens to non pregnant people if they look at Poltarbi? Can you look at it on a mirrored surface like Medusa? Asking for a friend.
Looking at Poltarbi switches your pregnancy state, if you aren't pregnant it gives you a baby, if you are in deletes the baby
@@DishonoredRat how many times can a person do this in a row without dying?
@@nicholas-dv1mg 3. After that it glitches and they start stacking up. My friend john exploded after 9 seconds
Thanks for making so many videos recently.
Needed the laughs in the past few weeks ❤
The timing and delivery of "or she" skilled me. The whole sketch was just great.
how lucky that im neither he or she so my doctor wont recognise me for my failed bane impression
At 2:00 "Read them their license plate, or call them by [their] Reddit username" is hilarious!
This is so incredibly accurate to every medication ad I've ever seen that it's ridiculous. This also vaguely reminds me of the Adult Swim short "Unedited Footage of a Bear".
Side effects may include *an uncomfortably large list of things, including the thing you're taking the medicine to try and prevent*
That puppy is so adorable, I can't even
I'm so FREAKING GLAD I got in on the ground floor investigating with Zillber.
The Mexico Bros should be calling me an day with an update on my portfolio.
I told them, "Screw diversifying my bonds, put it all on ZILLBER!"
When I'm rich, I'm still going to call doctors. I'll just do it from my houseboat.
Thanks, Zillber!
Thanks, Poltarbi!
This changed my life! Not necessarily for the better, but it changed it
I’m a med student, and I can confirm we are taught about the dangers of prescribing Poltarbi for our own mental health
You guys dont get enough credit for your cinematography and post production. Y'all really nailed the look of pharmaceutical commercials. Great work!
Glad to see michael’s puppy, frank, was on the sketch
0:28 Don't be tricked guys, this "360° Relief" is in fact a temperature. My father took Poltarbi and died from spontaneous combustion. Well he was a doctor so maybe it actually worked as intended, idk
What blows me away is how some real prescription drug ads don't seem to want to tell you what the drug does. They have to list approved indications eventually, but it's like an afterthought. I guess viewers are just supposed to know that it's for, say, ulcerative colitis, and not the other 5,000 gut disorders that would fit the hunched-over and pained expressions of the actors in the "before" shots. In some cases, they *literally* don't tell you what the drug does, at all, only the disease it is indicated for. Like, they'll advertise an antidiabetic drug without explaining whether it is supposed to lower your resting bg, or lower its sensitivity to eating carbs, or help you lose weight, or what. No, it's just "for type 2 diabetes." "Ask your doctor."
So annoying.
3:12 yoooo shoutouts to Chorizodrone, my favorite drone flavor
Relief in all 360•
"Or she" lol
Best Subway ad I've been forced to watch !
I like how Poltarbi gives me heart attacks and diarrhoea every single time, no questions asked!
That "or she" was perfect.
i was laughing so fucking hard on the toilet😂
OMG I just died laughing watching this twice in a row! I couldn't stop laughing! Great job guys! Thank you for another masterpiece!! 🎉❤🙏
I was having an existential crisis about dying alone, but this ad made me stop crying. Thanks Poltarbi!
"If your doctor is scared for more than 48 hours...NICE!" lmfao 🤣
Who up wizarding they gun
Me
Sketch comedy channels like you guys really do deserve as many views & likes as possible. 💯 👍
1:39 Wow, these are some very good benefits
I love seeing Zillber continue to expand and diversify, I'm never going back.
Sad Bane voice at the end got me.
When he was saying 'Paul, Paul is that you?" and was talking about how he got freaked out. I got freaked out.
Its about time doctors remember their place in life
Dang, Mitch really showed his breathe of character-work, playing three different doctors. Kudos!
1:51 "dailing"
It’s nice to know that Zillber cares so greatly about my health! What a great company, I will never go back.
I definitely thought you would go the route of how every medical ad has a long list of terrible side effects. I think this is funnier than that.
they had me thinking this would be normal in the first half but then they reminded me they're wizards with guns 😂
Zillber must have the best Legal Team on the planet. I bet they got the guy who got OJ out of murder charges.
This is easily one of your best videos ever so far.
I thought Mexico Mexico and Bing Mexico made this for a second
My teledoc phone calls make me more depressed than when I first called. Thank you, teledoc, for providing me with constantly terrible healthcare. Couldn't do it the wrong way without your help.
Emergency doctor here.
This was halarious 😂.
Particularly the barking dog part - I wish I could say I havn't experienced that before...
I just started watching you guys, this shit is so fuckin funny!! I literally binge watched your whole channel the first time I saw Piaazpotomus lololoool
a poltarbi a day keeps the doctor in dismay
It’s the people in charge of insurance that you really wanna go after
Lmao the lady tucking her hair at the window is in every gah damn pharma commercial.
That was a pretty good Bane.
People dont realize how hard it is
"Tell Tommy the ShadowMan says "Happy Birthday""
This was a good "while you're pooping" video. I'll send it to my brother, he can watch it six or seven times, if it's a short one.
As long as he's taking Poltarbi, he should be able to watch the video fifty, maybe a hundred times in one poop session
"Its you, or she" hahahahahahahaha
"I got Zilber premium and I'm never going back."
I love how the name of the chemical at the end contains "chorizo drone" I had to read it twice before realizing lol
I’m so happy that I now know what to use my Bane impression for
I think the funniest part of this is they never specify what Poltarbi treats. The piano and puppy guy make me think it's arthritis, but the cardio lady throws everything off.
Man, this is impressive! In one video they managed to get tax write offs for a piano, puppy, and two new human thralls to do Magius’s bidding!
I called my doctor a slur. This wasn't on the phone, this was during a proctology exam
"few doctors care for more than 48 hours" so true