Ep. 98 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • @jtmcailin4522
    @jtmcailin4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Always great seeing the Cripple Crew together! Just gotta get Christine on here and you got half a Paralympics team

    • @munkeychild1
      @munkeychild1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nah, Paralympions are in much better shape.

    • @666slateran666
      @666slateran666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah nah, Christina is the literal worst. She's made me quit watching mainline ymh

    • @jtmcailin4522
      @jtmcailin4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@munkeychild1 good point. In fact I’m pretty sure the guys playing wheelchair basketball can dunk better than Tom

    • @Ruckus333
      @Ruckus333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You get a hat trick triple win!

    • @cryptoroyer520
      @cryptoroyer520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, don't wish that nonsense. They have their own podcast that most of us who watch them don't want to listen to his wife FFS! Hard pass !

  • @DylanEvans95
    @DylanEvans95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    2 bears, 2 caves :(

  • @americanrepair
    @americanrepair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Bert is slowly transitioning in to an actual machine.

    • @hickmanlax70
      @hickmanlax70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ironically, he’ll eventually need a machine to stay alive.

    • @weirdgirl94
      @weirdgirl94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Machines within

    • @aaronszabo6905
      @aaronszabo6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@weirdgirl94 annnnd that's what I was looking for.

    • @aaronszabo6905
      @aaronszabo6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weirdgirl94 yaaaa I got a gun. Got a terminator gun

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hickmanlax70 lol

  • @13samiboi
    @13samiboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I get so much life from Tom’s stories about his son calling him ‘Tom’ it’s soo funny to me

  • @ohwhale1552
    @ohwhale1552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Hey booth boys can we get a super cut of all the times tom has said “I’m eating clean”

    • @Capt__Crunch2899
      @Capt__Crunch2899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This needs to catch more traction^

    • @spencersudduth8299
      @spencersudduth8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cmon Native. Don’t be stingy

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tbh he's looking great

    • @GrilledCheeseDanny
      @GrilledCheeseDanny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Egg whites and spinach

    • @jonny609
      @jonny609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zesrii yeah hes been eating clean

  • @PokeReel
    @PokeReel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    1:07:55 - Bert: "Did I ever tell you about the time I sneezed in a Chinese lady's mouth?
    Man... this story had me in tears

  • @TylerRosenow
    @TylerRosenow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "You seem like a big Jimmy Buffett fan."
    "I AM a Jimba, big."

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao. He has his own language

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He would fail every sobriety test any time

    • @Ruckus333
      @Ruckus333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Never got into jimmy buffet. Corny followers. Their my age but are looking for the fountain of youth. Not gonna find it with Jimmy buffet!

    • @chewylovespie
      @chewylovespie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didnt even cath that. Sounded totally normal me. I relate to bert so much 🤣🤣

    • @usmc72409
      @usmc72409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bert. Altho he would prob pass them all bc the jarbled speech would be looked at as normal.

  • @joemade7071
    @joemade7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    To hear Tom say “Certified lover boy or donda?” Is so funny to me

    • @brandonandalexander
      @brandonandalexander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both could have been produced in some kids bedroom, tons of great music is being made nowadays but mainstream rap is taking a huge hit.

    • @officialshakeymusic
      @officialshakeymusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Both terrible albums

    • @joemade7071
      @joemade7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@officialshakeymusic I wouldn’t say terrible but not impressive.

    • @joemade7071
      @joemade7071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brandonandalexander Exactly! If some local headlining artist put out those albums, people would be like “it’s alright”

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brandonandalexander Agree. I keep finding great artists on spotify that have like 5k monthly listeners.

  • @greasyhobo_
    @greasyhobo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    It’s crazy to think Bert is fourty-thirteen already…

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol.. 2 months away from 49 mate, he is gonna go crazy on his 50th, I am definitely willing to bet on that lol.

    • @otisy2k
      @otisy2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's hard to believe he's any age but 13. I swear that life is just a long running cartoon for Bert.... I envy that attitude.

    • @christinasailorluna7323
      @christinasailorluna7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Such a sweet, tender age lol.

    • @crayonwriter
      @crayonwriter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For someone who claims to not cheat both of them seem like cheaters and talk abt it nonstop, I think they are so open cause they want their wives to think it's a joke, but if it's a joke it's starting to seem very real.

    • @gandar54
      @gandar54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crayonwriter relevant username

  • @TheRageninja
    @TheRageninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Tom and Bert getting annoyed with Nadav struggling to google things never ceases to make me laugh 😂

    • @plixplop
      @plixplop 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's like watching my elderly parents use Google

  • @hippiehunter00
    @hippiehunter00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    When I turn forty-two-third-three I'll drink a bottle of Tito's in honor of Bret Kerscher

  • @stuart6729
    @stuart6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I cant believe they just started naming the most famous serial killers and didnt talk about garth brooks

    • @ryant390
      @ryant390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve completely missed the reason why Tom hates Garth Brooks. Can you explain?

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    The Bears doing a podcast together but not being in-studio kinda hurts. ngl.

    • @musicalmayhem93
      @musicalmayhem93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It seems to give Tom a little extra chance to talk which is nice.

    • @johnschwartz3747
      @johnschwartz3747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Beginning of the end

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yah, over the video .... there's no spark

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@andrewmcclone I agree. I think I've only listened to maybe 10% of the episodes w/o either Bert or Tom. When Bert was gone doing his movie, I think I skipped 2 Bears for 2 whole months straight.

    • @johndoe8891
      @johndoe8891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kawaiiafangirl All of those episodes of when bert or tom was gone were some of the best episodes. honestly this show might be better without bert lmao

  • @OrionHunterOfTheStars
    @OrionHunterOfTheStars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bert - "I just wanna blow shit up"
    Tom - "THAT would be cool"
    I swear this show is just like watching beavis and butthead sometimes, and i love it

  • @forestforest1859
    @forestforest1859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Bret krisha: "I like rap I like rhymes"

    • @matthutchings1988
      @matthutchings1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bret Krisha is next level

    • @fulevels5934
      @fulevels5934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BRUCE KRISHER!!

    • @Relb_Dee
      @Relb_Dee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bert "Kersher"

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bare Krishna

    • @Zesrii
      @Zesrii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bret Kiresher

  • @QuestioningLogic
    @QuestioningLogic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Bart trying to describe how he likes trap/rap really makes him look like 20 years older than Tom

    • @jeffmooneyhan5631
      @jeffmooneyhan5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The irony in none of the music he mentioned being trap music. Pop music at best.

  • @sloppyjoeska
    @sloppyjoeska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Bert is essentially Chunk from the Goonies all grown up -- "OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog!"

    • @greasemonkey060
      @greasemonkey060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy shit, I can actually appreciate Brets interjections now

    • @r.deckardd
      @r.deckardd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He reminds me of Tiger from "Fivel Goes West."

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom did the stairs thing with his wife!

    • @rutheshelman2483
      @rutheshelman2483 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr bert has the brain of a 7 year old

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Bert describes a mortar as: "dropping a bomb into a little sleeve"

    • @daveydavedave
      @daveydavedave 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds legit

    • @JRY17
      @JRY17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean you knew what he meant when he said it didn't you?

    • @toastedjoe1013
      @toastedjoe1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JRY17 I would love the Army training manual to state "You drop the bomb into a little sleeve."

  • @hannahfuqua3042
    @hannahfuqua3042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    I love how Tom says “love you buddy” just like Top Dog.

    • @jakeoliver5648
      @jakeoliver5648 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice content. To me, trading the forex and crypto market is way better than any online investment 💯

    • @christinasailorluna7323
      @christinasailorluna7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that he's starting to sound like him lol.

    • @joebruce5337
      @joebruce5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @harryethan6048
      @harryethan6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please I need someone to help me trade or invest the forex or crypto market because I'm tired of trading in losses myself. I've blown my account twice and it's frustrating.

    • @victoriamia8670
      @victoriamia8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harryethan6048 I'll recommend Expert mrs Olivia to you. She's the best ive seen. She trades my fx account and makes me good profits 📈 weekly"

  • @rxflyfishing1316
    @rxflyfishing1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    “I had diarrhea for a week straight, I don’t know why”. Also puts hot one’s Da Bomb sauce on everything he eats😂

  • @Bongbomber42069
    @Bongbomber42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    “Joe rogan buys pants based his ability to do kicks in them” had me dying😂

    • @hoondagang4919
      @hoondagang4919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats what life is like when you are prepared for anything

    • @AReverything169
      @AReverything169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s literally what I’ve been doing for years, if you can’t jump do activities in your jeans and look good then what’s the point of buying them.

    • @nathanmiller9918
      @nathanmiller9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is kinda funny, but it's also true. If you can't defend yourself due to clothing choices, those were poor choices.

    • @taLLdavid33
      @taLLdavid33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg the whole discussion about Joe was hilarious

  • @guyledouche6039
    @guyledouche6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Skip to 1:34
    Skip ad read--> 24:11
    Skip 2nd ad read--> 48:19
    Skip 3rd ad read--> 1:07:48

  • @Cyxz666
    @Cyxz666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    the funniest bit Bert's ever come up with is this fantasy of him becoming a special ops badass

    • @christopherfoerstel9116
      @christopherfoerstel9116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Major Beverly Hills ninja vibes.

    • @allencabbage4564
      @allencabbage4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dam man that’s about the realest comment of all time. New Beverly Hills ninja with Bert for the win 🏆

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a tier one operator bro

    • @The-nz8ui
      @The-nz8ui 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can I see that bit??

    • @edwardjurison7752
      @edwardjurison7752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im not someone that has ever really posted or commented online but these guys are great together. I especially love it when Bert laughs😄, its the kind that makes other people laugh. 😂

  • @lyshalouwho7172
    @lyshalouwho7172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Kinda crazy Bart is just now figuring out what a Myers briggs personality test is at fourty thirteen 😂.

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's astrology for men anyway

    • @alleniverson397
      @alleniverson397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janpavel1441 it’s like astrology but it makes more sense but it’s also completely inaccurate.

    • @JaseBDaley
      @JaseBDaley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i never heard of it, and it doesn't seem to have affected any part of my life.

  • @Arcane808
    @Arcane808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I was hitting the bong when Bort said "can you imagine fucking a sorority girl it would be exhausting". Then Tom said "Waht the teerz?" I fucking died... laughed and coughed into my bong.
    Now i'm in tears

    • @CasaFuenteOrange
      @CasaFuenteOrange 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You done goofed up mate

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s like watching a unicorn die. 💔 I’m sorry for your loss

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rip the bong water soaked pack.

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuuuuck you drowned the bowl 😂

    • @vonmjau
      @vonmjau 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coolness

  • @eddominates
    @eddominates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    OK. I legit cried listening to Bart tell his story about sneezing directly into a Chinese woman's open mouth.

    • @thepsychedeliccartographer5765
      @thepsychedeliccartographer5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's legit Bert not Bart

    • @Rams8148
      @Rams8148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 Whoosh....

    • @eddominates
      @eddominates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 Its legit Bart Krishna

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thepsychedeliccartographer5765 It’s literally Brent, not Bart.

    • @rossmiller9552
      @rossmiller9552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      #whentheydecidedtoinventCOVID

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "The Taliban is gonna look soft-spoken compared to me."-Bart Krishna 2021

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Bart Krishna/Chrysler perfectly suits his personality and the rest, lol

    • @ImBUNT
      @ImBUNT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRUCE KRIESCHER

  • @whispersignal1
    @whispersignal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When Bert's voice shoots up to that high, screech of delight; it reminds me of the cannon fire from an AT-AT. Someone...PLEASE make a mashup of this.

  • @adimenon
    @adimenon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "did I tell you about the time I sneezed in a Chinese lady's mouth?" Bruce is the greatest story teller ever

    • @christinegregoire9903
      @christinegregoire9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Chicago...lol

    • @asimgandy3022
      @asimgandy3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruce Krishna

    • @Phil.Anthropy
      @Phil.Anthropy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@asimgandy3022
      I think Bruce Krishna and Burnt Chrysler look a lot alike.

    • @jasongibson5540
      @jasongibson5540 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      [

    • @adityamenon2772
      @adityamenon2772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Phil.Anthropy have you ever seen them both together in the same room?? Coincidence? I think NOT

  • @aminer1011
    @aminer1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I truly wish we would get more then 1 Show a week. Listen to you guys everyday

  • @GiuseppeM
    @GiuseppeM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    39:28 “Joe Rogan buys his pants based on it he can do full kicks and shit, you know?” 😂😂😂

    • @onemanriot100
      @onemanriot100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I laughed so hard at that because I believe it a hundred percent.

    • @bregmen88
      @bregmen88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @URMOM-nu2cs
    @URMOM-nu2cs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bert: *tells the Internet he bought male sex toys*
    Also Bert: I didn't want anyone to know that.

  • @dustinwolfe1470
    @dustinwolfe1470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I was at the Red Rocks show, it was amazing. Dave, Mark and Bert killed it. Incredible night.

  • @noahcolegio7124
    @noahcolegio7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bert's freaking blazing wings story is so good 🤣

  • @dillanmiddlebrooks
    @dillanmiddlebrooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I look forward to Monday because of this podcast. Not gonna lie I listen to this then bad friends, its a great way to start the week.

  • @JoseOjedaMTB
    @JoseOjedaMTB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish I could see the whoever is laughing in the background!! so contagious, my wife is elbowing me because I keep laughing and shaking the bed

  • @MrTowelsplug
    @MrTowelsplug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Just hearing bert talk like "Yeah I'm really into black water these days" had me fucking dying😂

    • @scarymsmary
      @scarymsmary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then Tom asks if it's his fucking shoe co! hahahah

  • @cloud2537
    @cloud2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Afghanistan is probably our biggest enemy"
    Boy, if Bert isn't a byproduct of just reading sensationalized headlines, I don't know who is.

    • @akewlen2888
      @akewlen2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Does he even read headlines?
      "What's going on in Syria?", another Bert quote. He wasn't confused about the war, he had no idea there was a war in Syria. He's funny but tokked.

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to most of Murica.

    • @cloud2537
      @cloud2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@akewlen2888 Yeah, I think it's okay to be disconnected, but don't act like you know what you're talking about.

    • @dontbetreadin4777
      @dontbetreadin4777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cloud2537 Its not okay to be disconnected, it's literally why i quit watching this podcast, No joke, It's too ignorant for me anymore

    • @camcate1003
      @camcate1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dontbetreadin4777 the problem is a lot of people believe they're connected when really they have no idea. That's a lot more common and harmful then just being disconnected.

  • @kaptinKuba
    @kaptinKuba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Happy Monday family. Hope everyone's working hard or at least pretending today!

    • @ChristiannTyler
      @ChristiannTyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m feeling too cool for work today

    • @madebymollo1780
      @madebymollo1780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This gave me motivation to work hard

    • @Powddar
      @Powddar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      New Job starts today let's get it🤟

    • @Ryan82288
      @Ryan82288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely pretending 🤫

    • @conordaly9993
      @conordaly9993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Off work today enjoy your Monday Everyone

  • @BlackDogOriginal
    @BlackDogOriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The new documentary about Bert is good.

  • @Stars29fan
    @Stars29fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Native looking up Jimmy Buffets wives and naming his daughter is next level tik tok

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's a full grown make a wish kid

    • @blainebrown8824
      @blainebrown8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a fucking J that guy is!

    • @scarymsmary
      @scarymsmary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His Google-fu was EXTRA painful this episode. I was yelling at my screen. "U.S. Serial Killers, Nadav. UNITED STATES. They are talking about ones from the U.S. CHRIST."

    • @aaronszabo6905
      @aaronszabo6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should put him in accounting where he'll excel.

  • @LarsLarsen77
    @LarsLarsen77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    LOL, Bert broke his arm just to be like Tom.

  • @MarkO-zs9et
    @MarkO-zs9et 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Listening with headphones make me appreciate Toms ability to decipher Berts speech is amazing… we are witnessing history

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "I I I I... Man, it's like I was going - OH I remember! Itwaswniwsgoingtabed n ah jeez let me call my friend"

    • @Jay-cq5qr
      @Jay-cq5qr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Decipher *

    • @doctorswifto5422
      @doctorswifto5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Translator Tom

  • @missedaches
    @missedaches 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Hey dad, Hey Kaylee 🙄"
    That killed me 😭😭😭

  • @megyskermike
    @megyskermike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Never imagined Bruce Krystals saying "Do you have a sense of the fragility of life"

  • @brianklosterman461
    @brianklosterman461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Out of all of the things Bert has put into his body, how has a candy coated apple not found it’s way in there?

  • @chrisconroy3430
    @chrisconroy3430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Every time I listen to these episodes, I think back to a comment I read once.. the comment was: "I cannot believe Bert speaks for a living."

  • @blakemartz5575
    @blakemartz5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Sounds like a middle infielder”. Burt Chrysler 😂😂😂😂

  • @ronaldnease8006
    @ronaldnease8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Lol FSU lost to Jackson state this weekend….Bert needs to take a drink for every point FSU loses to UMass by

    • @BillGuy
      @BillGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (Worse, lost to Jacksonville St 🤣)

    • @kellyhays7546
      @kellyhays7546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahahahaha

    • @Luis-st4gq
      @Luis-st4gq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My god, I cannot escape the horror that was this game, no matter where I go... lol

    • @cleezus.
      @cleezus. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh so he needs to have his average breakfast?

    • @jeremyharbin9450
      @jeremyharbin9450 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol exactly and I think UAB shut them out then got an old fashioned beat down I. Athens by the Dawgs!!! That just shows how great Georgia is this year!!! That defense is legit!!!!!

  • @erikajo2825
    @erikajo2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now it's two bears, two caves

  • @ynot2385
    @ynot2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Buffett has been married for like 40 years definitely not married to a 42 year old. That's his daughter lol

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Took me 2 seconds to find his wife. Danav sucks

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hearing this info while watching Nadav fumble around the wiki, is hilarious 😂

    • @nonamesinenomine
      @nonamesinenomine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MichaelWutsch I can't tell if he does it on purpose or if he's actually redarted

    • @Flakum
      @Flakum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MichaelWutsch *Navaav

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Flakum navad***

  • @spacegerm13
    @spacegerm13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man really said "the Taliban is going to look soft spoken compared to me" I'm so dead 😂😂😂

  • @rustknuckleirongut8107
    @rustknuckleirongut8107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    For a time in the late nineties I thought Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett was the same guy. I was so impressed with the investment skills of this music man.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone in this!!

    • @KayDazzle90
      @KayDazzle90 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well... you've educated me today...

    • @crazypath573
      @crazypath573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

  • @caymarchiando50
    @caymarchiando50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys are cracking me up! My hubby and I were in a horrific accident June 20th if this year- crazy- I broke both ankles/tibia/fibula- my hubby of 25 years smashed his face on the “oh shit” handle on the dash and now has plates and screws in his lovely face , gettin better everyday. Our son, Joe, was like, “Mom, you gotta listen to these guys” thanks for the laughs and I actually smiled when you said “God, keep me outa a wheelchair” lol I hear ya dude!! Wasn’t that bad- trying to walk again (13 weeks post op) that is hell- Guess I am not the Wonder Woman I thought I was- actually now I am bionic...bahaha take care, hug often, and keep us smiling !

  • @annielaluciana_21
    @annielaluciana_21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I look forward to this podcast every Monday. It makes my Monday more tolerable. The I love yous put me in my feels so sweet.

  • @dawgofthenight
    @dawgofthenight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ellis calling Tom by his first name makes me laugh every time I think about it

    • @crazypath573
      @crazypath573 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I imagine Elis talking like a strong ex-convict black man

  • @RG-io4vh
    @RG-io4vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Once I usually see another podcaster or guest on a webcam I instantly turn it off but I got to give these two credit this is the most fluid and instant response webcam podcast I've seen

    • @ejanekendig1984
      @ejanekendig1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it really makes me wonder how much editing they had to put into it 🤔 and the fact that they got Bert to shut his pie hole and let Tom talk 🤣

    • @filthyfrank.5
      @filthyfrank.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who asked u?

  • @kristyndrpepper
    @kristyndrpepper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dude cracking up in the background.. I love it!! 😁😁😁

  • @F28aj
    @F28aj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "You're the Jimmy Buffett of comedy" isnt a compliment

    • @okeefe757
      @okeefe757 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct, but you probably couldn't convince him that it isn't. My older brother was a parrothead 30 years ago. Thankfully, he grew out of that phase and he is the more mature brother of us two. I just have better taste, because Buffet isn't his only musical mistake.

    • @troybaker8113
      @troybaker8113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy Buffett is rich as F!

    • @KristopherBaker
      @KristopherBaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was my immediate thought. t.buns ain't being kind to his "best friend"

    • @billsmith394
      @billsmith394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Successful doesn't necessarily mean good. It's hard to say Bert is a good comic. He is charismatic and can do it, but it's like yatch rock. You listen to it, but it's not going to move you. I've never LOLed to any of Bert's jokes for example. A chuckle sure but nothing more.

  • @jwizdum2103
    @jwizdum2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never realized how much I needed a DJ Premier documentary produced by Tom Segura

  • @xmanotham
    @xmanotham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bert losing it and laughing mid story always puts a smile on my face

  • @Dezzled777
    @Dezzled777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The fact that I weigh 20 lbs more than bert and I eat like a normal human hurts my soul I still look way better lmao

  • @TheChaneaux
    @TheChaneaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    PSA you won’t get in trouble for calling an ambulance when someone overdoses!!! 40 states have “Good Samaritan” laws that prevent prosecution when someone is seeking medical assistance for drugs.

    • @thestraydog
      @thestraydog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good info! I'll bet good money that those other 10 are somewhere south of the Mason-Dixon line haha naw'm sayin'?

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welp, if you overdose in the southeast we just leave ya for the possums, natures recovery crew we call em- but if you’re pregnant & don’t want to be, too bad brother that baby could be Jesus. Heck if I’m being honest Jesus would probably not make it to 33 down here anyway, too much giving not enough taking yawmsayin

  • @insearchofspacedabs506
    @insearchofspacedabs506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the best quality video chat podcast I’ve seen yet! Also hilarious as always whatever you did great job :D

  • @erinr650
    @erinr650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I like how Bert's 50th birthday plans is the plot of City Slickers.

    • @RD-qb7sd
      @RD-qb7sd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaha, so true 🤣

  • @ultimomondocannibale6084
    @ultimomondocannibale6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In the time it took Nadav to find Jimmy Buffett’s wives, i searched for myself and found the info in seconds in the search results, and figured out that Savannah’s his kid and not a 42-year old wife. Why is Nadav still in charge of searching for literally anything?

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably some fair employment act. You can't fire retarded people just for being retarded.

  • @DrHellbilly
    @DrHellbilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Needed the bears back! Hope everyone got their koolaid and are ready to kick Mondays ass

  • @kennethromo8302
    @kennethromo8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Kenneth chiller acktemoshred”
    “This is terrible” 😂😂

  • @Charchar1990
    @Charchar1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My god Nadav sucks at googling. Jimmy Buffett married his current wife 44 years ago; his daughter is 42.

  • @101wormwood
    @101wormwood 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro is so great. That self effacing genuinely grateful/good hearted dude

  • @SubliminalXIII
    @SubliminalXIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "What, dealing with all the tears?"
    I fucking spit water everywhere man, that was fucking Hilarious!

    • @binimgarten8696
      @binimgarten8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep. Unfortunately barely a reaction from Bert who was too involved with his own thoughts to actually listen...

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HUGE CONGRATS to YMH for breaking 1,000,000 subscribers! Has been an incredible ride, I joined in the fun somewhere around 100k and I'll be here to see 10M!

  • @osloconfidental1807
    @osloconfidental1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2 bears and Bad friends got me looking forward to Mondays 🔥🔥

  • @kevinromo4152
    @kevinromo4152 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really loved the closing for this pod 😂 the name generator was gold 😂😂😂

  • @Flaccidass
    @Flaccidass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When Tim said "we should go on a candy run" Bruce went quiet and his eyes changed

    • @CountDoucheula
      @CountDoucheula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you listen carefully, you can hear Brent get hard under the desk

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CountDoucheula I heard the thump. Took me a couple listen overs, but it’s definitely there!

  • @RetrospectWindow
    @RetrospectWindow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That lawyer woman who wouldn’t call 911 is a f*cking criminal

  • @Phi1618033
    @Phi1618033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Who takes shrooms to go to a Jimmy Buffett concert?!
    Brett Krishna does.

    • @FrostyJokerr
      @FrostyJokerr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His IG story was the best! LeeAnn was wiiiill’n bruh 😂🤣

    • @nathanielvargas3863
      @nathanielvargas3863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t know man that sounds kind of fun

    • @JRY17
      @JRY17 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Him and probably 70% of the crowd

  • @Toddis
    @Toddis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bert would be a great friend to have around
    He probably makes tom feel like a genius

  • @StanleyKubick1
    @StanleyKubick1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I loved bart's face when he realized the price ticket on his dunk tank. imagine blart's face when he realizes he has to disclose all presents as income on his tax return

  • @mischieffactory
    @mischieffactory 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Burt: I’m really cheap
    Also Burt: I’m getting a private jet to go to a football game

  • @queenofthearies111
    @queenofthearies111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Good, but I miss Tom looking into the camera as Bert talks though.

  • @sergiocutlip2929
    @sergiocutlip2929 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you two together. My favorite podcast of all time!

  • @AJ-ut8cz
    @AJ-ut8cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The math has already been determined on what age you can date, it is half your age plus 8 (it's been moved up from 7 due to recent changes in social norms). If you're 18 it's 17, if you're 20 it's 18, if you're 30 it's 23, if you're 42 it's 29, if you're 48 it's 31 , if you're 74 it's 45.

    • @noirling1
      @noirling1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      seems kinda skewed toward older ages. I mean, 74 year olds dating 45 year olds--how convenient. But if you're 30, youngest you can go is 7 years younger at 23?

    • @firstnamelastname9955
      @firstnamelastname9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noirling1 I know, it is unfair, but alas, these are the rules we are bound to BY LAW.

    • @noirling1
      @noirling1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@firstnamelastname9955 Not really. You could technically be 74 dating an 18 year old. Nothing illegal about it.

    • @BrokenGodEnt
      @BrokenGodEnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noirling1 Twas a joke

  • @silas34
    @silas34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brent making the smallest, simplest thoughts sound like the best most genius things ever will never get old, what a guy!

  • @aaronfelman1000
    @aaronfelman1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You guys really need to edit these type of podcasts to have split screen

  • @whispersignal1
    @whispersignal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe's personality type is MEAT.

    • @allencabbage4564
      @allencabbage4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let’s not forget blood type too😉. When joe goes to the doctor he probably just writes MEAT on every line like some kinda meth head carnivore.

    • @whispersignal1
      @whispersignal1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allencabbage4564 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamwalz5297
    @adamwalz5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bart heard Wife-Guy Comic and really it was just White Guy Comic.

  • @joshadams8473
    @joshadams8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1 mill subs! shits crazy, love to see it congrats guys

  • @seandawson5899
    @seandawson5899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Burt is actually spot on. Donda and Certified Lover Boy sucked

  • @TheCurrykiev
    @TheCurrykiev 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert is WRECKED this episode.
    Proper sluuuurrrr

  • @Gumballshark
    @Gumballshark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    BERT:"BARELY ABLE TO TALK" ALSO BERT "im gonna start taking mushroom's"

  • @Shadow789798
    @Shadow789798 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    No one:
    Bert: What's your Mount Rushmore of serial killers?

  • @pele824
    @pele824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What’s up Chomos?

    • @GRock5k
      @GRock5k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How'd you get a job here?

  • @samverhey4551
    @samverhey4551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was on YT with Lex Fridman and David Fravor to help me sleep, then suddenly this ep auto played. I'm in the mountains in rural New Zealand and this is kick starting my Tuesday. I needed this as I'm still getting over same knee injury as Tim

  • @AlexGAlexG
    @AlexGAlexG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tom: …
    Bert: “Errr DIDIEVERTELLYOUABOUTTHATTIMEISNEEZEDINTHATCHINESELADIESMOUTH?”
    He’s on in 7 billion 😂

  • @staygoldpwnyboy923
    @staygoldpwnyboy923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The meatball through the bag shit made me bust out laughing at work and I had tears. So fucking funny.

  • @carterthekenner
    @carterthekenner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Maybe if bert loses some weight he can use some of Tommy Buns’ old cripple gear

  • @TheLopez975
    @TheLopez975 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bert: "if it breaths it dies!!! Brrrrrrt brrrrrrrt brrrrrrt"
    🤣

  • @ArtByFinch
    @ArtByFinch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sober October left handed sports challenges. Every person has to participate in the same events - throw a baseball - a frisbee - write your name & draw the same picture. Then at the end of the month - do it all again & least improved comic has to do a higher budget dance video than Toms, paid for on their own- winner picks the style of dance. Release the dance video as a Christmas present for all the fans. Haha

  • @bmichayluk
    @bmichayluk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hearing you two talk about your emotions made my week, thank you for doing that boys! Enjoyed this so much.

    • @TimothyMcVay
      @TimothyMcVay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      R u sexually attracted to men

    • @bmichayluk
      @bmichayluk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TimothyMcVay yes, very much so, thanks for asking