@just-a-fella3212 you don't really need to grow up, you just need to be mature and have an open mind and be nice to people until they cross the line. That's really it.
That pause after being asked if he has a bunker says it all. Joe definitely has a bunker for him and his family, he just decided in that moment that he didn't want millions of OTHER people knowing he has a bunker 😂 wise choice
His BUNKER has a bunker. He didn't go buy one, he made his own so that every single dollar spent got him 10x the quality and quantity than if he bought a premade one
@@afrog2666 I'm suprised there isn't some type of AI that lets you rotoscope into any video into any art style you want. As long as there is enough examples of that art style
Churches. An old huge stone church. Lots of the big gray stone ones have fallout shelters in them. Big heavy doors, high windows, super thick walls. I'm telling you... and old church is the place to set up.
For a second i was like “why church when you got castles above villages?” Then i figured there aren’t any proper castles in US. Imagine fortifying one of those Disneyland fake castles….and zombies just walk through the drywall like it was drywall
Another work of art, Kudos paulytoon, thankfully i waited to drink my coffee till after watching this otherwise my monitor would be covered in coffee. haha
Christmas came early this year😀!!! Thanks so very much these are so funny and always puts a smile on everyone's face. You are so talented and skilled thanks again for sharing your efforts with the world.
How do you have under 90k subs?? These videos should be on Cartoon Network late night lol. Keep it up bro. Some of these make me laugh so hard my eyes water. Ive seen the JRE episodes these clips are from and these just add so much to the humor!
When I saw Theo standing there with tennis balls in his shirt, and it fell out, I died laughing.😂😂 I have so much respect for the creator of these. You are a savage, my friend. Keep them coming. Hahahaha
I'd set up in a Bass Pro Shops or a Cabela's. Think about it: You got guns and ammo. They also have food. They sell that MRE stuff you take camping, and if you need some real protein you can can catch the live fish they have in the aquariums.
Theo is the smartest man to ever pretend to be a dumb man as a lifelong bit. He knew exactly what Joe meant but its WAY FUNNIER if he pretends he doesn't, it's trademark Theo Von stuff, a comic genius of our time.
I always love these but Theo would never move his hands that much and never does He always stands or sits pretty still when he's talking he doesn't wave his hands around like a lot of people
I hope these never stop. These cartoons give such a comforting feeling for some reason. I would legit pay money for a full show like this.
its alot like the Ricky Gervais show.
That last scene was gold. Pure perfection PaulyToon
indeed
Some say, Theo is still waiting for his medium...😂
Imagine trusting Theo with the responsibility of retrieving magazines for emergencies, then needing them and only seeing Sports Illustrated. 😂
hey man.. magazines.. :)
I was thinking something super raunchy like snapper or some gross Shit like that. 🤣 love me some Theo 🤣
THEO WHY ARE THEY ALL CATLYN JENNERS SWIMSUIT EDITION
This is AMAZING!!!!! This is better than the actual podcast bit. Thanks.
"I didnt know if you were at the Periodical section" 😂
Dude, your work makes these conversations so much funnier. Mad ❤️ for your art!!
The tennis ball falling out of the shirt is brilliant. A+
Always kill it with these
Keep these gems coming
I love all your videos! Please keep it up!!
Theo is a treasure. He still has the imagination of a child. Living his best.
That's what he enjoys most about going on jre I think
They are talking like potheads talk.
Potheads never fully grow up.
@just-a-fella3212 you don't really need to grow up, you just need to be mature and have an open mind and be nice to people until they cross the line. That's really it.
I'm pretty sure his favourite type of weed is cocaine@@JBplumbing12
@@Nervii_Champion Yeah, I think you are right.
"Treat circumstances with a light heart and people with a warm heart."
That pause after being asked if he has a bunker says it all. Joe definitely has a bunker for him and his family, he just decided in that moment that he didn't want millions of OTHER people knowing he has a bunker 😂 wise choice
Yup
😂🤣 💯 AGREE. LOL
Fuck yes he has a bunker 🤣
His BUNKER has a bunker. He didn't go buy one, he made his own so that every single dollar spent got him 10x the quality and quantity than if he bought a premade one
100% he's got bunker
We’ve all played Tarkov enough to know you don’t go to the mall…
Not fortified
Or labs....if you find a blue key card just sell it bro.
I'm 100% camping exfils early wipe.. bring me them gas analyzers
Been waiting for this one 😂
I would watch his 3 hour podcasts if you animated them 😄
lol, that`s a stupid amount of work
@@afrog2666 I'm suprised there isn't some type of AI that lets you rotoscope into any video into any art style you want. As long as there is enough examples of that art style
@@afrog2666 I'm sure AI could figure that one out
You're so f#$&ing awesome! A new PaulyToon always makes my day!
Churches. An old huge stone church. Lots of the big gray stone ones have fallout shelters in them. Big heavy doors, high windows, super thick walls. I'm telling you... and old church is the place to set up.
I live right next door to a church and I've never thought that. I'd get to have my own castle almost.
For a second i was like “why church when you got castles above villages?”
Then i figured there aren’t any proper castles in US.
Imagine fortifying one of those Disneyland fake castles….and zombies just walk through the drywall like it was drywall
Amazing work again!!
I wouldn't laugh on the real show but this makes it so much better
that episode was epic shit myself laughing
Totally!
Theo Von's exact facial expressions were precisely duplicated on this cartoon. Another pair of underwear I'm gonna have to change from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This just brightened up my day!
I laughed harder at this then the original podcast just because of the animation alone great stuff keep it coming
Another work of art, Kudos paulytoon, thankfully i waited to drink my coffee till after watching this otherwise my monitor would be covered in coffee. haha
0:58 are they the onnit kettlebells i see
solid work as always
Had to come to this channel show some love these clips they're onto something.... Maybe just me but yeah guarantee some laughs man....
This is so great 👍
My first thought was actual reading magazines too 😭
That ending was hilarious! 🤣
all the toons are great but Theo is a literal Godsend
You’re amazing bro , it takes forever to edit something like this. Thank you for the hard work
Christmas came early this year😀!!! Thanks so very much these are so funny and always puts a smile on everyone's face. You are so talented and skilled thanks again for sharing your efforts with the world.
This was so much funnier than what I thought of in my head when I heard it dude 😭
You need wayyyy wayyy more subscribers
Love these toons!😂
Every time I hear the boomp at the start I think the song because I got high is gonna start playing
I love these 2 together
How do you have under 90k subs?? These videos should be on Cartoon Network late night lol. Keep it up bro. Some of these make me laugh so hard my eyes water. Ive seen the JRE episodes these clips are from and these just add so much to the humor!
1:24 this part fucking killed me, “the mall?”
Please make more these things are too funny
I see Theo Von in the thumbnail, instant click.
When I saw Theo standing there with tennis balls in his shirt, and it fell out, I died laughing.😂😂 I have so much respect for the creator of these. You are a savage, my friend. Keep them coming. Hahahaha
The short shorts on Theo is just hilarious 😂
The only unfortified store i’d hold up in would probably be the pro bass fishing pyramid
Perfection Pauly.
How have I never seen this video, it's awesome! 🔥
This is funny af
haha Field and Stream magazine one of my dog's dad was on the cover twice!
Damn I wish that went on longer
Pauly is a genius
Best one yet!!!
Can this be turned into an animated appocalypse movie please? I'd watch it for sure!
things are getting 'away without leave'
You're doing god's work Pauly
Dude. You need to animate a full podcast. 😂
Lol that would take so fucken long😂
Haha when the tennis ball fell down
The tennis ball!
these are so more satisfying than thier real faces lol
I'd set up in a Bass Pro Shops or a Cabela's. Think about it: You got guns and ammo. They also have food. They sell that MRE stuff you take camping, and if you need some real protein you can can catch the live fish they have in the aquariums.
The Onnit kettlebell lol
I want more!🤣😂
Theo is the smartest man to ever pretend to be a dumb man as a lifelong bit. He knew exactly what Joe meant but its WAY FUNNIER if he pretends he doesn't, it's trademark Theo Von stuff, a comic genius of our time.
Subscribed ❤
Made me laugh out loud! Happy New Year all.👍🏼👍🏼
I always love these but Theo would never move his hands that much and never does
He always stands or sits pretty still when he's talking he doesn't wave his hands around like a lot of people
Agreed
We need more Theo cartoons.
Putting this vid on 0.5 speed makes joe and theo sound like they are high as f*ck 😂
I've never seen these cartoons befor. It'd be cool if all his episodes had cartoon versions
The magazine's 😂😂😂
The animation is brilliant XD
Man…I couldn’t be happier that I came across this stuff lmao. The cartoon makes it soooo much funnier
"the mall"😂
Joe has a built land cruiser, trains in armed combat, hunts, grows chickens.. Joe is *hoping* for an apocalypse at this point
the public library is my ultimate bugout destination. after reading every book I would use my accumulated knowledge and restart a utopian society. 🤣🤣
I’d love for an entire podcast to be animated. It could only be done with Theo, Diaz or protect our parks crew.
In the event of a apocalypse the first place I would barricade and hide out in would be a Cabela's or these days Bass Pro.
He called setting up mannequins a mirage hahaha
These are great
Ya right joe doesn’t have a bunker , first thing he got with Spotify money
Theo is probably the purest soul out there! Gang Gang Rat 🐀 King
Cartoon Joe laughing is absolutely hysterical
This conversation was already funny but the toon makes it hilarious
Move to water if you need to move at all. If you have water and food, shelter in place until you can safely access your situation.
I love when animated Joe Rogan laughs. 🤣🤣🤣
this is better than real life.
Those tennis outfits though
This shit is so funny bro keep going !
more vids plz
Why did you Leave out the part of cam Hanes texting you a hundred hammers 🔨 lmao .woulda been funny
"Hey! Shut the fuck up, I'm trying to be a mannequin!" is my go-to phrase whenever I disagree with someone from now on.
what episode is this from?
hahahaha wow amazing as always
The mall has too many entrances. Schools are probably primo though
I bet that bunker will have its own server room with bomb proof fiber optic.
the corporate media never stood a chance
Theo gonna be hooking up with Robin Sparkles 😂
Joe and Theo have their own Dawn of the Dead moment pol
Dawn of the dead were at the mall
Broooo! I'm holding up in Costco!
Free Mason halls..... they are solid, well made, not too many windows.