nevets M THATS THA SEEEEED! On the real, thats a great way to fuck with friends when they're high as fuck. Let it simmer for a few hours then let'em know youre just fucking with them
The Ball , dude I was skipping school back in the day and the phone rang. I checked the caller ID ( land line) it said " VA COP". I had to pick up out of curiosity. It was cops doing a fund raiser. That bad boy did say COP. 😳
Jesus Christ the last thing ANYONE wants to hear while being blasted to the moon on edibles is Joey Diaz on the line tellin you not to answer the phone if its the cops without even explaining why!
@@Tony78454 newsflash: he's got a ways to go still. It's always hilarious when a 400# lifelong cokehead acts like a health eggspurt and fanboys actually listen to him because he's only 350# now.
@@dystopiagear6999 imagine somebody enjoying their life AND still losing considerable amounts of weight while you make pathetic progress posts on insta for women who could not give less of a fuck about your body
Look..out 👆👆👆 for the handle above he got shrooms, LSD, iboga, ketamines, c😇ke, cannabis, psych, meds, DMT trips, acid chocolate 🍫 bars, and he ships!!!!
I love how much Rogan fanboys over Joey. I probably would have made incorrect assumptions and not given him a fair shot if I hadn't found him through Rogan.
It’s really basic actually. It works cuz he makes a lot of them, so they’re easier to produce and render, but a lot of other fans make much more animated cartoons
1:50 mark shows why Joey Diaz is an all time comic's comic legend. These guys are comedians and hear funny stories every day but they are all genuinely dying laughing at his stories
been having ranch on sandwiches for the last 5 years or so i still couldnt tell you what it tastes like... where i live theyre really taking people for a ride too because we have a bit of a tradition of garlic sauces... people love them and at delis you can get really good garlic sauces... but theyve been putting all kind of new commercial garlic sauces on the shelves and in some sandwich places and i went through a lot of them and theyre all so tasteless and ranch is one of those except all the others disappear ranch just sticks around
This was always my favorite part of the story, think about what Lee was going through if Joey was buggin lol, and this was years ago before Lee took 500 on the reg.
ben martin No. It's free, accessible, quality, regular, current, and authentic *right now* Why turn it into subscription based fees, seasons, producer's, markets, commercial, and dilatory???
I'm talking about the cartoon's not joe's show. just so they would get paid and pump out a lot more toons! Right now we see a 2--3 min clip once in a blie moon, if they got a deal on some1 like netflix (who doesnt have netflix) we could seasons of 20 min toons, would be awesome.
ben martin I understand you are referring to the cartoons. The cartoons are like frosting on a cake. Making the cartoons longer as a series would be like a cake that is all frosting.
If I take 70 mg I don’t feel anything at all. 200 mg still nothing. 500 mg feel very nice I was good and high for a couple of hours. There’s videos online right on TH-cam right here where an old couple like 80 years old it’s 100 mg each. They don’t get put in the holes they’re just a little high. Joe sometimes doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Let's be real, the only reason you voted for trump is for the free ticket back to Syria. Pffff...give me a break. The only women you'll be getting is the 72 virgins in paradise after you blow yourself up. I bet they'll be creaming their burkini pants for that pube infested face.
I took an edible before i knew about how they worked. I was a heavy smoker, took a 250mg edible because i kept eating it thinking it was only supposed to take an hour so i figured 250 wasnt that much. I found myself staring at my computer clicking the mouse in the same spot, i immediately realized i took too much. I went to lay down because it was too strong of a feeling, closing my eyes made it worse. Each time i would close my eyes I would see (in my head) a rainbow shooting through the pillow into darkness and gold coins were raining down from it. Craziest day ever, it lasted for about 20 hours and I havent had an edible since.
dude.. i was thinking about this clip all day and laughing about it.. then i open youtube and it's a fucking jre toon. lost my shit. absolutely tremendous
I'd pay good $ to watch a full podcast worth. Release one once a month. Hilariously funny and the animations are spot on. Tremendous job on these shorts.
Homestead Preparedness hell I’d pay good $$$ to watch like, a season of 30 minute segments. They can’t be unaware of how quick that shit would blow up!
I love it, keep em coming!! Last week my wife says you were giggling in your sleep (I sleep with headphones on) she says what was so funny that you snore, then giggle, snore that chuckle with your fuckn eyes closed? I look at my TH-cam history and yip The JRE cartoon skits with Uncle Joey 😄
These are great content man! So addicting to watch even though I’ve already listened to most of the podcasts before. Good shit! Keep cranking them out.
I absolutely love this animation some of the best entertainment I've ever seen in my life and I've seen a lot. I saw this original podcast so I'm familiar with what they're talking about but it's a magical combination Joey and Joe and also Joey's Antics with Lee just outrageous entertainment I love these guys stay safe but keep it up going to smoke a bowl and watch it again
“If the cops call you don’t answer the phone”
“Why would the cops call me”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
IDK JUST DONT ANSWER THE PHONE
Torturing lee is one of the funniest things uncle Joey does 💀💀
“Don’t worry about it, it must’ve been a mistake”
It’s gonna say “cops” on the caller ID lolol
That is so fu- cking funny 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
"And a pear" 😂😭
Followed by pirates booty 😂
Too fucking good, Joey Diaz is the best human being alive
The fuck u doing here😂
Yupp matt
DOG! 🐕
Give us a pack opening lad
Robbing kidnapping and sniffing a dump truck of coke? YES! THE BEST!
0:17 I love how they lean in... LOL
Lee don't answer the phone 😂
when uncle joey says, you dont answer the phone, YOU DONT ASK WHY , you just dont answer the phone.....
nevets M THATS THA SEEEEED! On the real, thats a great way to fuck with friends when they're high as fuck. Let it simmer for a few hours then let'em know youre just fucking with them
How would he even know if the cops called him? Would the ringer play "Bad Boys"?
The Ball
Like this:
"Hello, it's the police"
*Lee says nothing*
The Ball , dude I was skipping school back in the day and the phone rang. I checked the caller ID ( land line) it said " VA COP". I had to pick up out of curiosity. It was cops doing a fund raiser. That bad boy did say COP. 😳
Man I can watch this 100 over and it STILL makes me laugh so hard. Thank you
Rogans eye liner running💀💀 2:05
Caius lol def one of my favorite parts. glad someone else pointed that out. 😂😂😂
Caius and
Lmao I didn't even notice that the first 27 times I watched this XD
Caius LMAOOO
Guy liner
Hilarious how Doey Jiaz seamlessly switched from one edible story to another and we didn't even notice
Jesus Christ the last thing ANYONE wants to hear while being blasted to the moon on edibles is Joey Diaz on the line tellin you not to answer the phone if its the cops without even explaining why!
JUST DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE
Thats the worst thing to hear when you a blitzed on weed. What a dick move
@@04dram04 he was paranoid as shit you can't be too mad at him
Like a Tremendous Doctah!!!
Given Joey's past it would make sense he's used to doing something while high
The shifty eye-movements in these animated pieces are genius, especially Lee at the end.
lol there is nothing better then Joey Diaz pretending to care about his health. "I had 13 carbs left for the day" ....
JustA Fan HAHAHAHA
It's not pretend, he's lost lots of weight
i thought he was talking about weight watchers
@@Tony78454 newsflash: he's got a ways to go still. It's always hilarious when a 400# lifelong cokehead acts like a health eggspurt and fanboys actually listen to him because he's only 350# now.
@@dystopiagear6999 imagine somebody enjoying their life AND still losing considerable amounts of weight while you make pathetic progress posts on insta for women who could not give less of a fuck about your body
"What are you trying to prove?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look..out 👆👆👆 for the handle above he got shrooms, LSD, iboga, ketamines, c😇ke, cannabis, psych, meds, DMT trips, acid chocolate 🍫 bars, and he ships!!!!
Rogan laughing made me laugh.
Boss it makes me laugh too hahaha
When Joey Diaz goes off with one of his epic stories and Joe is laughing his balls off, its impossible not to laugh.
500!!!!
Lmao same
I love how much Rogan fanboys over Joey. I probably would have made incorrect assumptions and not given him a fair shot if I hadn't found him through Rogan.
“What are you trying to prove??” Hahahahahaha
Diaz is a legend
Boggz Mma who's that on you profile pic
Hes been on over 50 podcasts
I want to like this.. But it has 420 likes.
Boggz Mma that's an understatement
It has 666 likes, leave it
This just makes me want a full show of this like the Ricky Gervais show 😆
☝️hit up
He ships psychedelic stuff .
How the fuck he made it out alive is amazing 🤣
This dude's animation skills are out of this world.
Andy Lee it’s alright
its pretty minimal effort actually. Look at other animated podcast clips from other podcasts, theyre way better
@@onyx666. like which ones?
@@abhishekjoshi7908 look up sleepycast. The bland man and the autistic kid. The animation is hilarious and amazing.
It’s really basic actually. It works cuz he makes a lot of them, so they’re easier to produce and render, but a lot of other fans make much more animated cartoons
I love how it went from a story about a little 70mg brownie to splitting a 1000mg edible with Lee. Those two are a trip.
Joe should pay PaulyToon to make full episodes of this shit like how they did Ricky Gervais Show on HBO. These are all fucking hilarious.
xfactor541 I concur.
xfactor541 we could help pay.
Yup
I would love that very much
If joe uploads them on his channel I'm sure he pays the guy.
I would give anything to hear this story for the first time again 😆
You've done it again my friend. This was hilarious. Lee looks so good. Love when Joey throws his hands in the air
CHR1SV1DS Ton o' energy !!
CHR1SV1DS did make me realize Lee and Tom Segura could play brothers in a movie
CHR1SV1DS preach ! Haha i loved that mad max moment 😂🐈
LMAO LEE
1:50 mark shows why Joey Diaz is an all time comic's comic legend. These guys are comedians and hear funny stories every day but they are all genuinely dying laughing at his stories
"Fuck ranch. And if you're down with ranch, then fuck you too!" - Joey Diaz
Legalize ranch, sup mellow mike
Zim Zephyr investigate 311
OMG you're user name is amazing. lol Mommie!
been having ranch on sandwiches for the last 5 years or so i still couldnt tell you what it tastes like... where i live theyre really taking people for a ride too because we have a bit of a tradition of garlic sauces... people love them and at delis you can get really good garlic sauces... but theyve been putting all kind of new commercial garlic sauces on the shelves and in some sandwich places and i went through a lot of them and theyre all so tasteless and ranch is one of those except all the others disappear ranch just sticks around
Steven Irwin ranch it up
"Why are the cops gonna call me?"
"I dunno but don't answer the phone" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
500 mg?!! Most I've ever done was a 100mg, and I was terrified for hours!😱
Joey's tolerance is through the roof mind you.
MrMMAMoto you sir is what we call a little bitch 😂
50-70mg errrryday. Going much higher is a waste of money IMO.
Jon Cortez you must be a hero, putting other people down for not doing hectic edibles, lmao grow up
Max B. You obviously thought i was serious 😂😂 the jokes on you!
Im always coming back to this videos. Great
Dont answer the phone
why?
idk dont answer the phone lol
This was always my favorite part of the story, think about what Lee was going through if Joey was buggin lol, and this was years ago before Lee took 500 on the reg.
Him taking time out to fuck with Lee is iconic.
Lee looks spot on lol so great
love the way they lean in when he says "there was a little brownie..." your attention to detail is really on point.
Hilarious 10/10
You wrote this 10 seconds after it got uploaded and the videos 2.35 minutes long
How did you know?
Great One he saw the original podcast and remembered this segment?
Great One I'm a fuckin time traveller.
Joey Diaz is a motherfucking comedy God.
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5 years old and it’s just as funny now as it was then. OMG this animated clips are absolutely ridiculous 🤣🤣 fuckin tears ever single time.
Netflix needs to hires these guys an just run JRE's they soooo good!!
ben martin No. It's free, accessible, quality, regular, current, and authentic *right now*
Why turn it into subscription based fees, seasons, producer's, markets, commercial, and dilatory???
I'm talking about the cartoon's not joe's show. just so they would get paid and pump out a lot more toons! Right now we see a 2--3 min clip once in a blie moon, if they got a deal on some1 like netflix (who doesnt have netflix) we could seasons of 20 min toons, would be awesome.
ben martin I understand you are referring to the cartoons. The cartoons are like frosting on a cake. Making the cartoons longer as a series would be like a cake that is all frosting.
I hear you man, i'm just greedy i want to see more ;) EDIT: also netflix kinda let ppl do what they want.
Not that good.. lmao
Knowing how much more Lee and Joey wound up “training” makes this story better.
Plz never stop making these animated clips of JRE I love em! Thank you!
Hahaha these toons are amazing! Please promise us at least a half hour show like this! Thanks Joe!
Bahaha just seeing lee as a cartoon makes me laugh
It's so fuckin Lee too
This never gets boring!🤣🤣
this might be the best video on youtube
Joe: “does any-“
Joey: “I GOT STONED AS A MOTHERFUCKER”
"I just laid there for 30 minutes like Mad Max"
Oh shit. These just keep getting better. I fuckin' love you, PaulyToon. Keep these coming.
And the more Uncle Joey the better.
This video will never get old. True legends🇺🇲
If I take 70 mg I don’t feel anything at all. 200 mg still nothing. 500 mg feel very nice I was good and high for a couple of hours. There’s videos online right on TH-cam right here where an old couple like 80 years old it’s 100 mg each. They don’t get put in the holes they’re just a little high. Joe sometimes doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Joey is the funniest person in the world
If i ever see joey diaz washing his car at 5 am, i would die laughing.
haha Joey Diaz is ridiculous. Aint no way i could get as fucked up as he does lol
ayyyyy lawf extra brotherhood
Let's be real, the only reason you voted for trump is for the free ticket back to Syria. Pffff...give me a break. The only women you'll be getting is the 72 virgins in paradise after you blow yourself up. I bet they'll be creaming their burkini pants for that pube infested face.
Not This Guy Again you're uglier than your inbred mutant looking dog
I would love to try
Kerry Cronic Vlogs z I accept your challenge Joey
You sir are a fucking artist, please don't stop making these hahahaha so fucking funny
It's always a good podcast when Joey Diaz gives you his entire days schedule.
Lee's face at the end is why I come back to this video over and over. Excellent!
I took an edible before i knew about how they worked. I was a heavy smoker, took a 250mg edible because i kept eating it thinking it was only supposed to take an hour so i figured 250 wasnt that much. I found myself staring at my computer clicking the mouse in the same spot, i immediately realized i took too much. I went to lay down because it was too strong of a feeling, closing my eyes made it worse. Each time i would close my eyes I would see (in my head) a rainbow shooting through the pillow into darkness and gold coins were raining down from it. Craziest day ever, it lasted for about 20 hours and I havent had an edible since.
dude when they make joey red how he gets when hes laughing so hard he cant get it out and turns red that one got me
Fuckin' tremendous Pauly!
Joey Diaz cackling uncontrollably in the middle of his stories always kills me
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Holy sh!t, Joey is freaking hilarious!
Whoever animates these is a fucking BOSS. So funny I’m literally dying
Tremendously Powerful PaulToon!
'why would the cops call me?!'
I just imagine Lee peeking out the window all stressed out after that call. Hahahahahha!!!!
poor animated lee, that looks just like him lmao
Joey Diaz is just coming into his prime and knowing he’s been in the game for so long, I can listen to him all day long
dude.. i was thinking about this clip all day and laughing about it.. then i open youtube and it's a fucking jre toon. lost my shit. absolutely tremendous
“Oh my god what are you trying to prove?”😂
"If the cops call you don't answer the phone!"
"Why would the cops gonna call..."
"I don't know. Just don't answer!"😂😅😂
Joey Diaz's tolerance is legendary.
Joey makes me feel normal lol
The cartoons are killing me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
wow my face hurts dont know what the internet would do without these!
Yo Joe! The best thing to do is get blazed up and watch you guys on jre toons! So fuckin hilarious! The best!
Man, the animation of Lee kills me.
My day just got 10000000000x better because I rewatched this after about 2 years.
I was DYING laughing at this when I listened to this podcast...then I watched it, then I watched this and I'm still dyin
You need something better to do besides live in your mom's basement
He brings it out of nowhere Joey’s hilarious
This animation style is fantastic!!!!
Man, these are so well done haha
This shit be having me rolling!!
Proper grammar, use it, you dummy.
You be rolling huh
You roll first, then i watch this
the best stories are joey diaz stories
I'd pay good $ to watch a full podcast worth. Release one once a month. Hilariously funny and the animations are spot on. Tremendous job on these shorts.
Homestead Preparedness hell I’d pay good $$$ to watch like, a season of 30 minute segments. They can’t be unaware of how quick that shit would blow up!
I love it, keep em coming!! Last week my wife says you were giggling in your sleep (I sleep with headphones on) she says what was so funny that you snore, then giggle, snore that chuckle with your fuckn eyes closed? I look at my TH-cam history and yip The JRE cartoon skits with Uncle Joey 😄
Joey knows how to tell a story and PaulyToon knows how to animate it.
“I had my back turned to them so they couldn’t see me” makes me so happy in a way
These are great content man! So addicting to watch even though I’ve already listened to most of the podcasts before. Good shit! Keep cranking them out.
Joe's and Joey's podcasts cured my post meth depression.
Godddd...I'm over here laughin,crying AND peeing my pants
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The people who do these cartoons are fucking comedic geniuses lol
Joey Diaz is already such a cartoon character.
Just naturally one of the great story tellers
I absolutely love this animation some of the best entertainment I've ever seen in my life and I've seen a lot. I saw this original podcast so I'm familiar with what they're talking about but it's a magical combination Joey and Joe and also Joey's Antics with Lee just outrageous entertainment I love these guys stay safe but keep it up going to smoke a bowl and watch it again
Incredibly underrated impression of Lee by Joey squeezed in there at the end.
these animations always make me laugh so hard
I love how defined joes characters physique is
i've watched this 25 time in the past week and it is still entertaining
These need to be a show or a series. Artwork is great. Color pallet and line work is unique. And hilarious. Thanks for the laughs, I need them!
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Lmao the way joey diaz fucks with lees head is hilarious
My life is complete with these goddamn toons.
Uncle Joey's face when he wheezes into laughter! LMAO 💀☠💀☠
2:04 Joe crying his mascara off 😂
I just found this so I'm very happy right now
"If the cops call you don't answer the phone." "Why would the cops call?" "Idk, but don't answer the fucking phone!"
And a pear! Gets me every time 😂
"If the cops call, don't answer it"....."why would they call?"
Day by day im becoming into a modern day Joey Diaz LMFAO the cheese doodles