@@zoebrinton8652 Pilot:UP UP UP UP UP UP Kid: Mommy, why is the pilot shouting "up"? Mom: Uhhhhhh weell.... he's just singing a song. Why don't you watch another movie. Kid: Okay mommy.
Picture this. You’re in a plane and it tips on its side while it’s taking off, suddenly it starts flying sideways, everyone’s screaming but all you hear the pilot say is “all we are is dust in the wind”
One time I was in a plane and it both 1) Had an offset center of mass, so it was swerving left and right on the runway and 2) Hit the ground with its tail on takeoff.
Imagine getting on a plane, and the pilot takes off very slowly, using only gusts of wind as "fuel", tilting completely horizontally, narrowly missing a control tower, and then hearing softly, "all we are, is dust on the wind,"
@@thatleopardgeckoguy1366 you know what’s hilarious about the system being called MCAS? In my home state of Massachusetts, MCAS is our standardized testing we have to take every year
POV: You’ve just boarded a plane to visit family in another state but just then you hear the voice of Poofesure in the cockpit saying, “If we’re lucky we’ll get blown halfway across the planet Earth.”
I love how not a single person in chat asks why poofesure knows how long it takes for a turtle to take a shit, and just goes along with it at this point.
I wanna make a game called, “Grow up, get robbed, give birth, have a child that watches TikTok, then throw them out of an airplane” do you like it? Thanks for the likes🤗
Imagine being a passenger in any of these flights and whatever he said ended up being said on the voice intercom for you and the other passengers to hear?
5:05 there are multiple autopilots and there are even separate buttons for it to control your heading, pitch , etc; when you turned one off you turned the other on. The commentary is hilarious tho.
I don’t know what it was but “we’re gonna do a fucking barrel roll over the airport. That’ll be the event of the year.” Just got me so bad for some damn reason.
i am best pilot
yes
Yea
Yes
You are.
Yes u r
Imagine being a passenger and hearing the pilot say “Jesus Christ wtf is this thing doing”
I would recreate the beginning of SA2...
AKA I’d jump out of the plane
@@redaknight Wasn't that a helicopter? Pretty sure a plane's engines would kill you lol
@@firstnamelastname7244 yes it was but I’d still jump out of the plane if I heard the pilot say wtf is this thing doing
followed by "its like a disney ride at this point"
I would begin singing bohemian rhapsody
imagine being a passenger on a plane and faintly hearing “UP UP UP” coming from the cockpit
TERRAIN TERRAIN TERRAIN
omg a little kid hears it and asks you what they were talking about so you tell them what movie you’re watching next ;-;
“TOO LOW, TERRAIN, PULL UP”
@@adamb3684 WOOP WOOP
@@zoebrinton8652 Pilot:UP UP UP UP UP UP
Kid: Mommy, why is the pilot shouting "up"?
Mom: Uhhhhhh weell.... he's just singing a song. Why don't you watch another movie.
Kid: Okay mommy.
"340 mph winds"
Mii characters: "Ahh, what a perfect day to play golf"
Lol so tru
And archery
underrated
Or hold boxes in the middle of the street.
or play frisbee with your dog
Famous last words: “I actually have a pretty good understanding of flying planes”
Yet he couldn't find the parking break or the autopilot disconnect button
Time stamp?
Escape Chzy Pretty much at the beginning of the video. Like 20 seconds in
People during 9/11:
Good luck you will need it
Picture this. You’re in a plane and it tips on its side while it’s taking off, suddenly it starts flying sideways, everyone’s screaming but all you hear the pilot say is “all we are is dust in the wind”
Oh no
Bro I 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One time I was in a plane and it both 1) Had an offset center of mass, so it was swerving left and right on the runway and 2) Hit the ground with its tail on takeoff.
Sam West well good to hear ur alive bro
“UP UP UP UP!!?”
6:48 “All my life, growing up, I wanted to be a pilot”. To be honest, thanks be to God that your ambition never worked out.
This Shit Hurts Ngl.
What do you mean? Everyone knows any great pilot is one who is merely satisfied with a landing that "people probably would have survived, idk"
Breaking news: Florida man flies commercial airline into his own house
Underrated comment
Screenshotting this for when I see this exact headline next year.
When pest control just isn’t enough …
It's airline*r*
Airline + *r*
Unrealistic. You don’t hear a baby crying the whole time
Pancakes _ Cliché response, but I would like your comment more than once if I could.
Kettterer ditto
And the parents do nothing about the crying
facts
Who do you think was talking during the video?
Government: work from home
Pilots:
Next time you play that game, fly to Disney World and use Main Street USA as your runway
Bruh
you are everywhere dude
Bet
Wait, you mean Main Street USA *isn't* a runway?
Huh. That explains why I got arrested afterwards.
I’m -walkin- getting arrested right down the middle of Main Street USA 🎶🎵
Imagine getting on a plane, and the pilot takes off very slowly, using only gusts of wind as "fuel", tilting completely horizontally, narrowly missing a control tower, and then hearing softly, "all we are, is dust on the wind,"
Imagine being a passenger and hearing "we're at full throttle and the planes not moving, is the parking break on, and HOW DO I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW"
“It is my honest opinion that we do not appear to be moving” absolutely sent me 😂😂😂
imagine your pilot saying "i think were gonna kill some people"
“Apparently autopilot makes your plane crash” every Boeing 737 MAX
*mcas
i was looking for this comment 😭😭
Its true and it can sabotage the plane
@@thatleopardgeckoguy1366 you know what’s hilarious about the system being called MCAS? In my home state of Massachusetts, MCAS is our standardized testing we have to take every year
@@thomascremens you def don’t take MCAS every year 😂
POV: You’ve just boarded a plane to visit family in another state but just then you hear the voice of Poofesure in the cockpit saying, “If we’re lucky we’ll get blown halfway across the planet Earth.”
“I think we might land now” as the plane is literally nose diving into the ground made me lol
Who else wants him to fly to North Korea?
Daddy Kim❤❤
Kim Jong-un I think it’s time to unite Korea if you know what I mean
Come to Brazil
Ok
kimmy it’s you 🥰
They'll shoot you down with your missiles.
Poof: "there's my house"
*Hears a plane getting louder irl*
Poof: heheh, I'm in danger
Lol
you know you have a professional pilot when you hear him screaming UP UP UP from the cockpit
11:16
The last thing you would want to hear on your flight
Lmao very true 😂😂😂😂😂
4:09 My house is like, right there
Doxers: “Write that down, Write that down!”
i actually figured it out
yes! You have found out the forbidden knowledge
Lol
I just learned he lives like 10 min away from me
same
"hopefully I dont give away my location too much" " my house is right there"
Can't get doxxed if he doxes himself 🤷
“Lets go to my house.... at a ninety degree angle”
pro gamer move 😎🤙
Out of all the games he plays, how is MSFS the one where he seems like he knows what he’s doing.
As a pilot who’s been subscribed for awhile, this is a dream come true
idk if we should be terrified or happy
@@jayc3741 🤣🤣
Oh man
Top 3 most painful experiences:
3. Childbirth
2. getting kicked in the balls
1. Tomodachi Life episodes are over
@Jaden Bissell what's up with you saying no all over the reply sections
All I can imagine is a Boeing plane packed to the gills and Poofesure screaming and cursing into the cabin via the speaker system.
Imagine he left his radio on by mistake and all the passengers hear is, “I don’t even know anymore.”
“Alright there goes the tower”😭😭 I’m crying
Poofesure just gave his subs where he lives...if you hear a sound in your closet it’s probably nothing
Roses are red
Silent as a mouse
Your door is unlocked
I’m inside your house
@@kianyt7987 I've seen this in a Roblox meme before. Funniest shit I've ever seen
Yea he accidentally shows it here to
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@@ninjamaaster621 I just cant believe i fell for it
@@kianyt7987 isn't that same quote from the Watson-Scott test?
12:16 Not only does this plane have the world’s most incredible parking brake, it also has the world’s strongest nose wheel.
Poofesure finally gets a win in Fall Guys
Now he’s becoming a professional pilot
Yeah
I see the pattern.
Nobody:
Moms when you don't need to get out of bed for another 2 hours: 11:25
9:22 last time Tampa actually snowed, was in 1977 in January
I absolutely love how detailed this game is, genuinely so incredible.
I would start freaking out if I was on a plane and I heard the pilot screaming, “how do I look out the window!”
Poofesure: “I have a pretty good understand of flying planes”
Couple minutes later….
Poofesure: “it’s like a goddamn Disneyland ride at this point” 😂
No one:
The weather Spongebob & Squidward went through to deliver the Krusty Krab Pizza: 10:06
Well. You backed up.
Imagine sitting in the plane and hearing the pilot say "where the hell is the parking brake"
Nobody:
Poofesure: *murdering everyone I love raging and funny moments*
Alternate title: Florida Man casually kills people
I would not wanna be on a flight and you just hear the pilot screaming, “ up UP UP!!!!!!!!”
10:15
"I imagine this is what it would look like if a volcano erupted across the entire earth"
Me: "It's called Yellowstone"
11:22 i would be happy if I heard my pilot shouting while the planes is doing barrel rolls
I clicked on the video and didn’t see who made it and I spit out my water when I heard poofesure
0:08 exactly what i was thinking :)
My boyfriends grandpa used to play this game all the time, he died a couple months back and this was a nice reminder of him
"it is in my honest opinion that we don't appear to be moving" 😂😂😂
I haven’t laughed this hard in months. Thank you.
As a pilot, this was painful but also hilarious for me to watch. Well done.
If you dont beat me in bowling.. I will personally collide with you.
9:56 I'd say a bit more like Indiana during the summer with 40 inches of snow and the ground is steaming
as a tampa resident, this is exactly how flights here go
“Thank you for flying with Spirit Airlines”
*Ryanair
imagine being a passenger and hearing ''Lets land at this golf course here''
I love how not a single person in chat asks why poofesure knows how long it takes for a turtle to take a shit, and just goes along with it at this point.
Teacher: “The test isn’t that hard”
The Test:
As an IRL pilot im happy you are coming here
10:40 it takes a great pilot to make a plane reverse
Everyone shut up about Tomodachi Life. He’ll do it when he’s ready
*I can't forgive you.*
Darth BrownsFan Thank you finally someone in the comments section has common sense
Humberto Arias Jr. thank you my good sir
Darth BrownsFan You’re welcome my dude
*Truthful thinking my friend*
I wanna make a game called, “Grow up, get robbed, give birth, have a child that watches TikTok, then throw them out of an airplane” do you like it? Thanks for the likes🤗
DeinoStinkus Studios it’s cyanide and happiness and I agree
Seems like a game for Grey
Yes
Please tell me when it's done
Epic
I Will not stop commenting this on every pofesure video until he plays cat mario
@@mizutrie967 yeah you right
“So were pretty high”
I can tell 😳
In which context though
@@alfonsofromwiisports866 alfonso WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine being a passenger in any of these flights and whatever he said ended up being said on the voice intercom for you and the other passengers to hear?
Haven’t even seen the video yet but I am pretty scared
10:51 Brand new aircraft by Boeing, The 747 VTOL!
10:10 ish uhh idk man I'm from MN and that looks like September to me
same shit look normal to me lmao
Same here, but it looks more like June to me
4:42 my favorite moment in this video, lol. 😂
6:02
He completely gave up 🤣
"Orlando can't be that bad"
-a snowbird who bought a lakefront property in the 'old Florida' part of Orlando
Snowbird
Imagine being a passenger on an airplane and hearing “ok let’s see if we can land this thing”. XD
9:00 Accurate representation of 9/11
Not funny
😂😂😂 fr
As a flight attendant..... I’m scared to watch poofesure fly an aircraft
as an aviation enthusiast and flight simmer, that second landing he did at orlando was really good!
I agree. I would say butter landing.
5:05 there are multiple autopilots and there are even separate buttons for it to control your heading, pitch , etc; when you turned one off you turned the other on. The commentary is hilarious tho.
Japanese aircraft in the Pacific theater: 13:02
9:54 "Nooow it's Florida"
Spock: Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?
Sulu: Ready for warp captain...
When you live in Tampa and knew where he lives now
Imagine being a passenger on the plane and hearing the pilot say 1:33
There is literally a hurricane coming to Florida so that’s what’s there is so much wind
“Oops” famous last words of a pilot
11:53 Ryan Air
imagine being a passenger on a plane and faintly hearing “UP UP UP” coming from the cockpit then realising its a 747 and they are in new york
I don’t know what it was but “we’re gonna do a fucking barrel roll over the airport. That’ll be the event of the year.” Just got me so bad for some damn reason.
This is what actually happens when the pilot tells everyone that the plane is experiencing turbulence.
8:08 Wii weather channel music
I promise I’m not crying, I’m not cry- ok I am.
i couldn't have been the only one who was screaming "RELEASE THE PARKING BRAKE"
Imagine being in a plane and the pilot shouts „what the fuck are you fucking doing plane“ after it did a barrel roll lmao
Poofesure would make an amazing pilot
8:15 LMAO
« That’s a strong ass parking break! » 😂😂😂
“I dont wanna talk right now I’m trying to fly a plane” 😂😂 3:01 😂
"Boeing 747 helicopter" 8:20
“I actually have a pretty good understanding of how to fly planes”- poofesure 2020
Poofesure: I’ve played this game before
Also poofesure: doesn’t know how to take off
That landing in the middle was actually not that half bad
That 5 foot take off distance was phenomenal