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@@MountainisFullofDragons Is anyone going to tell this dude it's just him? And that he doesn't need to pretend everyone else is gay to validate his own sexual preferences?
The ad is scripted so it makes everyone sound out of character you can tell because a lot of other TH-cam’s have said the same thing as poofesure just did
@@sfgp13 I was asking what SPECIFICALLY makes her seem that way. And I wasn’t asking you, but okay. It’s self explanatory she thinks she looks like one.
Jessica: why won't you light the candle, poor my wine, pepper my food, and hand me the brownie Also Jessica: let me just chill on my phone instead of talking to my date This game is surprisingly realistic
12:04-12:13 "You're gonna be looking like a semi truck by the time we're done" "Hmm she seems to be handling that fairly well" *as he torches her eye. And then the way he just drops the torch and moves onto the next item to INVESTIGATE I AM DEADDD 💀💀 best video ever I'm literally dying of laughter
will u go on a date with me
no
yes
Yessss
Yes
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I love how almost all of his videos are titled like diary entries
Hey Misaki
@@Arawsc5766 Hey baddie 😼✨
@@ElinorMahoney how u doing?
😁
@@Arawsc5766 I'm good, hbu?
The impossible finally happened im surprised
@Beefy Animations LOl
I'm surprised that he actually was able to talk to anyone
@@beef_boss same
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LOL
If Graystillplays can get a sponsor anyone can
I’m shocked this video didn’t last 3 seconds
Me to
Gotem
Ladies and gentlemen.....
We got ‘em
The date may have lasted more than 3 seconds....
But what comes after the date won't 😏
@@accountformusic4376 it'll last one :*
I loved how he managed to redeem himself with Merley and secure the date, only to push his luck with 1 more text and get blocked.
"Jessica is pretty but looks smart. I think this is our girl"
:D
"I'm tired of Jessica"
:'(
"What's your name again? Jessica or something? I can't remember"
-poofesure
@@BlursedBear :-:
You made a cover of "Billie Jean" but with Poofesure?
@@jesalt8230 yeah it sucks lmao but I try
@@inserthahafunniusername9656 That's all that matters
“Hope this doesn’t catch anything on fire” *immediately knocks candle over*
9 minutes later
*points blow torch at her eye*
“Mary is interested in men? I don’t believe that.”
I feel attacked.
She was giving very much bisexual/lesbian tho.✋🏽😭 I should know.💀
Ok
@@americangriot6223 i'm shocked straight men have a gaydar LMAO
@@MountainisFullofDragons Is anyone going to tell this dude it's just him? And that he doesn't need to pretend everyone else is gay to validate his own sexual preferences?
@@MountainisFullofDragons that’s just you bro
I haven’t watched your videos in a while, you’re SPONSORED now? He’s all grown up 🥲
Nah he does sponsors every once in a while
it's sad and pathetic that a mature youtuber to you is one that sells out
Hearing him talk like that during the ad doesn't fit him lol
i realized everyone goes out of character when they do ads
ikr, but we must let our boy get his coin
The ad is scripted so it makes everyone sound out of character you can tell because a lot of other TH-cam’s have said the same thing as poofesure just did
@@helllllloworld agreed. We should still remember that most popular youtubers make a living from TH-cam.
man needs to get his coin
“Lauren- I think I can do better than you.” Bye 😭😭
Right she was the prettiest🤣🤣
Your name's Lauren?
nice franziska pfp
@tem thank u!!
@@jesalt8230 yeah 😭
hes evolving
from smashing wiimotes, to smashing girls
Nice original thinking
Go to jail.
@@D.KlWA-aG UNO reverse card
@@mplostyt4071 you just reversed it back to yourself.
@@D.KlWA-aG why u mad bro
POV: You’re on a date with a man with severe Parkinson’s Disease
POV: You are a man with severe Parkinson's Disease
jessica: (pounds table and has an angry face)
poofesure: *iS sHe mAd?*
Lol
"it's gonna be just like the 1700s again"
Modern-day Brits: *O Y*
As a Brit I can confirm
OY mate you have a ciggy
@@ceilingfan3589 never heard anyone say that tbh
@@floppademon1506 how u lovin the queen and yes I'm being stereotypical
A bit rewd innit?
alternate title: trying something for the first time
Ooooooohhh
Nobody:
Jessica: *casually watching Poofs stupidity in admiration as he's pouring wine all over the table*
"Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that."
He said what I was thinking.
Why?
@@sfgp13 I was asking what SPECIFICALLY makes her seem that way. And I wasn’t asking you, but okay. It’s self explanatory she thinks she looks like one.
@@blyndeaf8503 she looks like a lesbian
@@sfgp13 Karen haircut..?
@@sfgp13 Damn at this point people can’t do anything without being put in the “gay” category
The funniest part is he’s actually mad at this
*hits table*
“Are you mad? Is that what it means?”
I thing it does
“my brother beef boss”
idk why i’m emotional
"Is this not enough food?"
It finally happened.
Someone who wants 1,026 chicken wings.
"Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that"
I choked on my soda!
Eww, ur profile pic
@@Momo-zs9nk
Bruh
@@floppademon1506 ew
@@Momo-zs9nk Ew, your comment
@@SilverAceOfSpades eww, your pfp background. Get out of here, disgrace
Is anybody else wondering if this is the same Jessica that slept with Science teacher Mr Wilson?
Lol
Apple bottom jeans boots with the fur
@Azura I dont
@@GHOSTSPINS Same
@@bridge2far927 Just look up "Jessica did you sleep with your teacher"
I love this dude every time I’m in tears when I wach his videos😭
For real tho
Wach?
“Mary is interested in men? I don’t believe that.” I STARTED DYING
3:26 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to spilling wine
12:07 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to a blowtorch right in front of their face.
11:23 imagine going out with someone and this is their reaction to you spraying them in the face
Imagine going out with someone 😔
@@ceecie5776 I feel you. I've been wanting to ask this girl out for long time, but covid. Fuck covid
The telltale signs of a psychopath.
“The ‘HAIR’ of Campbell soup” ☠️☠️☠️😂😂
"Let's have some wine"
Proceeds to demolish every entity on the table
Mary?
Mary is interested in men? I don't believe that ^skips her^
I laughed so h a r d
3:05
" Hopefully That doesn't Catch anything on fire" (Knocks over candle)
We all know who he really wants...
Abby from wii sports lol
Yea Abby lol, autocorrect for some reason 😐😐
ABBY
What about Wally?
i’m right here
@@abbyfromwiisports1773poofesure needs you
Jessica: why won't you light the candle, poor my wine, pepper my food, and hand me the brownie
Also Jessica: let me just chill on my phone instead of talking to my date
This game is surprisingly realistic
I never knew he had such good table manners
6:54 "are you mad jessica?" no she's really excited for your next date 💀
Me: *Looks at my phone for 000000000.1 seconds*
My mom: 14:11-14:16
It should be 0.000000001
Right
While you're .1 seconds in your phone, edit it so it's .00000001
1:53 " Mary's interested in man I don't believe that" 😂😂😂😂😂
3:45 -- Best analogy ever
Damn this man self-esteem is so low they have to download a dating game on computer wait that's me
Why you gotta degrade yourself like this, Silas?
@@poopityscoop839 why not
Honestly beef boss needs to be in this game. Like as the main character
Except then Beef Boss and Abby can have fun all night
@@jtmcf This is page 57 in beef boss's diary
@Amber Lmaooo ur fine haha
4:45 the way he says that makes it so funny
“Mary is interested in men,I don’t believe that” me trying to convince my family I’m straight so they will love me
"I hope that won't make anything catch on fire" (Lit candle tips over"
14:09 poofesure sounds like a dad talking to his teenage daughter at the dinner table
Poofesure- "tHe SuPrEmE qUeEn Of ThE FrIkEn EnGlAnD"
4:26 bruh this shit has me dying😂😂
Is it just me of does Jessica look like Lily from Lily's garden?
12:04-12:13
"You're gonna be looking like a semi truck by the time we're done"
"Hmm she seems to be handling that fairly well" *as he torches her eye. And then the way he just drops the torch and moves onto the next item to INVESTIGATE
I AM DEADDD 💀💀 best video ever I'm literally dying of laughter
Can I finish that sandwich?
You want mayonise with that
And a nuclear bomb too kimmy?
Dont you mean OUR sandwich
Don’t you mean MY sandwich and MY money?
You should give it to your people, most food they've seen all their lives
That one time Poofesure casually informed everyone he is bisexual 🤓
Wait is he really?
@@karasaekano nobody really knows, he never talked about it so we mostly joke around that he is due to him jokingly flirting w both men and women
WHEN
I thought this day would never come.
punches the table and stares at poofesure* poofesure: are you mad?
Wally should have been one of the options
"Hopefully that doesn't catch on fire"
*the candle falls over*
14:09 What my English teachers tells the girls in my class every day.
👁 👁
👄
Gross
I just watched a 5 minute ad just for poofesure... hes lucky I'm a simp
at least he’ll have some kind of experience for when he actually does go on a date. if you can even call this experience
Boxing add right at the punching part.
Perfection
14:01 is no one gonna talk about how he landed it?
Yes
8:47 sexual harassment achieved 😎
4:20 dude was definitely reading "ketchup" while trying to form a sentence
10:09 You died. lol
“I hope this sets nothing on fire.” *knocks it over*
I feel it's only fitting I got a Headspace ad right after the wine glass head punching
breadstick = fries
creme brulee = chicken pot pie
“Ed...that isn’t even a girl name.”
(Cue Cowboy Bebop fans laughing)
Of the other two available choices, the man chooses the damn torso. Legend.
6:36 That's so typical.
Raycon is back
I swear to god RAYCON is taking over TH-cam sponsorships
“Drink the substance it will make all of my flaws seem better”
Next video: I go to the ER for my pregnant girlfriend
“I hope nothing catches on fire”
*knocks over candle*
Attempt 5 of asking Poofesure to play Bee Movie Game
3:30 the most authentic "oh no" I've heard from someone playing a game
The thumbnail makes me feel like she’s asking me to hand over my soul.
I can confirm not all of us are like this
5:21 i lost it 🤣
"Mary is interested in men, don't believe that" LMAOOOOO
2:23 My names Arron with two r's 😂
5:18 meanwhile the beer is spilling on the left
11:35 "laughs in patrick mahomes"
I love watching poof becoming increasingly aggressive with each date
Blind date 12:08
Listening to raycon ads with raycons is an ultimate flex
"Mary is interested in men"
*I don't believe that*
Beef boss watching: 👁💧👄💧👁
I'm still anxiously waiting for the last vids of Tomadachi Life
3:05 “hopefully that doesn’t catch anything on fire” knocks it over a second later
you’re going on a date?!?!! ugh i’m so jealous 😡😡🤬
aaaaaaaaaaa
“ you want pizza and fries well guess what I am getting you a salad you need to watch the weight” quote of the centruy
When my sisters name is Jessica and im a guy with the name Alexis so I’m his soulmate😂
I need more of these 😂
video didn’t even fully start but “i speak American english” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:40 I’d be scared if I was his date😂
"Let's pretend that didn't happen"
"That's what my mom said to me after I was born..."
Hopefully the day actually comes, I believe in him.
I have zero faith in humanity and after learning people are into this type of stuff
you're pathetic. why would you generalize your own species all because people are diverse?
am i the only one who clicks on his videos and likes it right away because he ALWAYS makes me laugh and my day better?