"Sir, for this test we need you to smoke 3 joints, take 3 ecstasy, snort 3 lines of coke, and then we're gonna put you behind the wheel of a Ferrari F430 that has absolutely no steering, sound good?"
@@firemonkey1015 Where did you get the idea that they’re lying? Because I don’t think they are, schools genuinely be showing you the worst games ever and trying to make a lesson out of it. They have no reason to lie about this, it’s pretty harmless
@@firemonkey1015 Shut the hell up, it's not because you didn't experience it that it wasn't true. I had it at school too and it turned out the same way as OP said.
at 5:58, when there´s both a sign the traffic signal always goes first. The order is as follows: Police/ roadworker> Traffic Lights/other light signals> Signs. So no conflicting orders there.
“The safest way to drive a car is: to ignore the seatbelt, use a sledgehammer to smash out the windshield and all the windows and drive as fast as you can, cause you want the momentum to be thrown from that vehicle.” - James Willems
I did a VR drunk driving simulator kind of like this in school. I ended up getting kicked out tho bc I was doing it gta style, violating all the traffic laws. Like, ain't that 1 of the points of the simulator 💀
Sure but don’t let this distract you from the potential value of Africa. I mean think about it, why else would China be giving Africa large loans if they don’t see potential. In fact, I plan to purchase many acres which would be leased to farmers.
I remember critikal playing this game and he could steer just fine without mouse emulation so I dunno what's going on here. Maybe he used a controller or something? Also this game is better when you use bikes so you can get the fucky ragdoll physics
this game is not worth the 5 dollars i paid
:(
Welp u just wasted ur life savings
Bruh
No lmao
Yes
That's actuality kind of hilarious that they put so much effort into having cars and sobriety levels but forgot to add in steering lmao
Like I bought this game as a joke and just returned it back worst joke ever
@@nicholasdiehl7368 it costs money!?
This has steering
i've never played this game but im pretty sure that you click and hold on the wheel and move it left and right then you turn
Imagine getting hit by an ambulance driven by a koala
my dream😸
Imagine getting hit by a koala driven by an ambulance
Bruhhhh💀
That happened to me once. Worst day of my life.
@@bdeiissosh ya still alive buddy?
Moral of the story: learn how to turn a steering wheel before you drive.
Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear anh
@@AxxLAfriku what are you on
@@cormacbradley4918 Heavy meal
@@MutedAndReported3032 lmao 🤣
@@AxxLAfriku wtf??
"Sir, for this test we need you to smoke 3 joints, take 3 ecstasy, snort 3 lines of coke, and then we're gonna put you behind the wheel of a Ferrari F430 that has absolutely no steering, sound good?"
Stripes*
Lol
The character models look like unfinished sims models
💀
Wow they actually do lmao
Sims 1
Alcohol and Driving go together like Poof and Toad Wii Remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes lol
Indeed 😂😂😂
Because something always breaks
@@Luke-bg1en like my neighbors body
In literally every game, the ambulance is always the one running people over
Yes I feel sorry for all of them. mainly Yoshikage Kira
Keep in mind that Poofesure survived hitting a street light at over 150km/h (90mph), but died hitting a fence at 0km/h (0mph).
0km/h (0mph)
Also while sober.
@@growskull thanks wasn't sure
@@afunnyman np itsxa pretty complicated conversion
And survived driving off the side of the world aswell
this is the most concerned i’ve been from his video titles since he went to prison
wait what
So yesterday 😂😂
Me to
Seems like the order is backwards
@@509_Duck i mean i would think dying is worse than going to prison though
Poof: "let's add some drugs in the mix"
Me on 180p: "you mean there wasn't any already?"
You’re on 180 pot-joints ???
@@fucno6924 bruh what a wuss only having 180 everyone knows the average is 1080
im on 360
@@DEEZNUG you do know u can change the vid quality
@@gavingraham1439 Yes but a 180p quality doesn't exist
i remember one time they brought this game in to my school to teach us about driving drunk.
needless to say, pretty much no one took it seriously.
Lol really obviously nobody at all would take it seriously including me 😂
Things people lie about online
@@firemonkey1015 Where did you get the idea that they’re lying? Because I don’t think they are, schools genuinely be showing you the worst games ever and trying to make a lesson out of it. They have no reason to lie about this, it’s pretty harmless
@@firemonkey1015 you were probably there but are so into lying online that you say THEY're lying online just so you can lie online
@@firemonkey1015 Shut the hell up, it's not because you didn't experience it that it wasn't true. I had it at school too and it turned out the same way as OP said.
Why play this game when I can just do it in real life
too broke to buy alc and cocaine
@@janeadams5112 but I bet you could afford yourself a nice happy meal or two
@@wutsit2yuhhuh246 what’s it to you
idk why but i had a seizure reading this the first time 😭
Fun fact: I've been driving since I was three
damn kim jong
driving over your citizens?
Fun fact: my dad beats me with a belt
@@siircartiier deserved
“Fuck my people”
The only danger that comes from a large meal before driving is when nature calls and you’re still 20 minutes across town til you can use your toilet.
Please play the school version of the prison game you played (you can still kill people)
"i can't figure out how to drive"
guess someone didnt read the tutorial
Nah, more like someone forgot how to code a game.
When does he ever read the tutorial
he admitted he did it in fall guys but its hard to believe
God I remember this, they used it as a "simulator" at driving school when I was getting my moped license a decade ago lmao
“multiple leg fractures, we’re not doing too bad!”
That's funny, I have my driver's test in 10 hours
Hope you do well
sending you good vibes
How did it go
@@idku4602 I passed!
It was way easier than I expected
Poof: Gets hit by an ambulance going 30km/h
**wrist sprain**
Poof: runs into a fence going 0km/h
**Literally fucking dies**
5:15 cockroaches when you spray them with poison
I remember playing a drinking and driving simulator, I was so good at it that I had to stop before I got the chance to fail
7:19 *YOU COLLIDED WITH A PEDESTRIAN!*
Last time I was this early I wasn’t arrested for several counts of tax evasion
Same
Yea fuck taxes
@@lilpep7804 the British are coming!
8:52 “Multiple leg fractures. Okay, we’re not doing too bad!” 😂
at 5:58, when there´s both a sign the traffic signal always goes first. The order is as follows: Police/ roadworker> Traffic Lights/other light signals> Signs.
So no conflicting orders there.
Poofsure: plays a game about saftey
Me: this is going to be great
Yes
The best way to simulate drunk driving is to play this game… while drunk
when u ask for gta for christmas but your mom buys this instead
I feel like this is a title I’ll see on the news tonight
Me too
LMAO
Breaking News!!! Florida man crashes car into a hospital after ingesting so many drugs.
I also drive drunk and die sometimes
Congrats
same
Congrats
Congrats
Congrats
This guy Is like the angry version of grays still plays and I love it
You ever look at comment and say “damn o wish I wrote that”
no
Omg Obama. I have a serious question. What is you last name
@@kenn12588 dang my man barack shut him down
@@kenn12588 wassup Obama
1:27 me when learning how to drive stick
are stick/manuals common where you live?
Now hes just playing all of the "games" that penguinz0 played 8 years ago.
I was looking exactly for this comment
What's wrong with that?
@@kathyriver98 he didn’t say it was a bad thing. Maybe read the comment you replied on next time?
beef boss and Chef Vortivask collab when?
@@kathyriver98 Lol nothing is wrong with that. It's actually a good thing since these games are hilarious
1:05 “Extasy” it’s spelled “Ecstasy” 😂😂
The x makes it sound cool
8:30 driver *phisical* damage
9:24 Paul Walker simulator
The Hit & Run music fits this video so well 😂😂😂
6:32 “that wasn’t my fault” proceedes to sit in two lanes while blocking another car 😂😂😂
Anyone else recognize The Simpsons Hit and Run music?
Yessir
YES
Literally looks like the damn simulator training I had to do in driving school
3:21 the driver character died from a 30 kph collision. There was a knife in the place of an airbag.
4:19 Same thing happened to me the last time I tried 3 cocaine stripes, 3 joints and 3 extasy
Poofesure always has the best Commentary while playing a game
Yes
Nah
No shit Sherlock
“The sidewalk is wide enough. Drive.”
“Dumb People are always so blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are”
-Patrick Star
I thought this was a part 2 of the semi truck simulator and got really excited
f
11:06 the button mashing at the end xD
Haven’t even been able to watch 30 seconds of the video but this already looks amazing
6:39 *Kira Yoshikage wants to know your location*
Gotta love that Jojo reference.
0:34 bruh this dude look like hes tough until he drinks and eats the stuff on screen
0:51 bruh im dead🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂¹
Edit: running through the 6 with my broz
1:25 i never seen a car back up so SLOW
0:50 Honda civics at 3 am
somebody's been watching old penguinz0 videos
1:19 Ngl that sound is better than FH4....
The title is so casual. I love it
He's truly following the same footsteps of lord and saviour aka moistcrit1kal
"multiple leg fractures?? 😟 we're not doing too bad!! 😁👍🏼"
Since flash is closing in December go to any papa louie game and serve Wally one last time on November 30
I just saw my whole life flash in front of my eyes.
I literally just started watching his videos and this notified me lol
Consider subscribing then. More awesome stuff in the future
penguinz0 gameplay and commentary?
One cocktail got your guy stumbling a bit😂
“The safest way to drive a car is: to ignore the seatbelt, use a sledgehammer to smash out the windshield and all the windows and drive as fast as you can, cause you want the momentum to be thrown from that vehicle.”
- James Willems
i’ve made up my mind , when i’m 70 this is how i’m going
I did a VR drunk driving simulator kind of like this in school. I ended up getting kicked out tho bc I was doing it gta style, violating all the traffic laws. Like, ain't that 1 of the points of the simulator 💀
Dude the hallucinogen one was hilarious those green orbs were classic
Flat Earth confirmed 4:53
8:09
BGM: Great Mighty Poo - Sloprano (Instrumental)
Oh man, hearing The Great Mighty Poo took me back to early years.. thanks for that~
You know a game is designed poorly when it says “too much violations” instead of the proper “too many violations”
4:31
I think you have to hold up and left/right arrow key at the same time. I mean, you can’t turn if your not moving.
What a lovely youtube title.
I literally had to watch a tequila advertisement to watch this.! Hahahaha. Nice job ad department. 😂
Content has been A+ lately
When you on a budget and can’t get forza
10:59 Crash.exe has stopped working
Easily one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while
Oh god I’m 30 seconds in and he is already completely drunk, well this will be fun
i remember this
Have you every sat down and realized every market in Africa is a black market
sure but dont let this distract you from the fact that Mr.krabs sold spongebobs soal for 98 cents
Sure but don’t let this distract you from the potential value of Africa. I mean think about it, why else would China be giving Africa large loans if they don’t see potential. In fact, I plan to purchase many acres which would be leased to farmers.
Damn I’m getting ready to see the comments come in fast asf
Love how your eyes shatter instead of the windshield
Love the hit and run music
I remember watching Penguinz0 play this a long time ago this is nostalgic
This guy always makes me smile who else !
Atleast Poofesure didn't get any encefalon injuries
10:32 you committed too much violations.
0:36 how is this man standing
5:10 me after a heavy meal
I remember critikal playing this game and he could steer just fine without mouse emulation so I dunno what's going on here. Maybe he used a controller or something?
Also this game is better when you use bikes so you can get the fucky ragdoll physics
woa hol up critikal playing this game sounds epic
He was playing the motorbike version of the game though, which likely had steering
I don't see the problem. That many drinks and he just becomes a good dancer.
I was watching this during my Spanish class, and I was laughing so hard my teacher called me out lol
Just like my drivers ed class: lots of drugs and a ferrari
The difference is I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
0:34 looks like a fuckin TikTok dance
Remember in the 80s when any party you went to, there was always someone going c'mon let's do a big fat stripe
I suprised seeing you here
When youre too drunk to walk home, god gave you 4 wheels and a steering wheel
Best part in the video 11:12
What’s the instrumental at 2:06? Does anyone know it please
Homer 1 theme from Simpsons hit and run
A drunk Proofesure playing a driving game?
This can only end badly
3 drinks, 2 cocktails, 3 glasses of wine and 2 beers and your the designated driver in the uk