@@emopeterparker7 Kevin's birthday was November 10, and he didn't upload that day. I'm stopping at day 365, so I actually won't. Happy birthday, Emo Pete!
"Am woakin ovah 'ere" Yeah I agree, that accent fits penguins perfectly. From now on, that's exactly what I imagine a penguin speaking English would sound like.
There are real videos of a chimp driving a golf cart, lol. I’m not even joking, everyone needs to watch it just once in their lives, it’s simply fantastical.
@@mohanadmohamed843 I think the reason for that is because Kevin edits his own videos, while Markiplier pays several people to do it for him, so it's a lot harder for Kevin to have that length and still keep the quality/Level of editing
I actually cried while laughing at this video. The fucking fish and elephant had me weak..Its rare for me to get the ones that make me tear up with laughter but damn I enjoyed this video.
Kevin’s dream of being a zoo keeper has finally become a reality. Even though Kevin has played other zoo games before. Day 314 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
I laughed hysterically the entire time I watched this. However I would have loved to have seen the penguin on the ferris wheel or the tram. Because I love penguins, and I love Kevin ❤
kevin: wrecks havoc at the zoo, has a glitching neck, kills the man who thought he was safe in the aquarium. also kevin: teaches a life lesson of excepting the unexpected events to conclude the video. not all heroes wear capes. ♡
Me: mom can I get planet zoo?
Mom: no we have planet zoo at home.
Planet zoo at home:
lmaooo
Olivia Jules I only liked this because the like number was at 599.
Colton Hess ok colton
I love how the dev(s?) went to the trouble of creating unique driving poses for each animal - really neat attention to detail.
Agreed. The game is absurd but it wasn't poorly designed
Really added to me immersion
@JaqenHghar.
*”It feels good to be on the other side of the car crash...”*
Kevin’s whole channel has just turned into self projecting
I'm totally down to make a compilation of all his car crash jokes but it would take ages to find all the right videos alone...
The Noobest Girl I would be extremely grateful if you would be willing to put forth the effort. If you need help with the compilation I could help to.
I would contribute by watching the video :)
Should we make a google doc or something to crowdsource the sauce links?
I'd be up to do some cuts.
@@Thenoobestgirl if it helps there a joke in the my friend pedro video
Zookeeper: "You can't defeat me."
Animal: "We know, but he can."
*Penguin slides in.
You called?
Shifty Penguin Yes
More like Bore Ragnarok
"An elephant doesn't know how to use a frag grenade though."
Pretty sure that is a brand new sentence.
😂🤣😂
Kevin: "Elephant come here i'm about to make you endangered"
Also Kevin:"now you're hurting the other elephant who did nothing wrong"
Me: :(
Kevin: Hey there friends how's it going
Me: :)
:3
:?
@@TheBroger
Zero-effort non-joke memes are 30-90% of all comments depending on the channel.
@@TheBroger TH-cam comment section will always be a mystery
@@TheBroger ok boomer
The zookeeper picking up the elephant and lifting it over his head nearly made me piss myself LMAO
Swagittarius same lol i had to muffle my laugh so i wouldn’t wake people
The fucking Penguin just rocket sliding around in circles
Not a minute in and Kevin is already making animals extinct.
Never change Kevin
Oooo your profile pic!
Flashback to making the Sasquatches in RDR Undead Nightmare Exctint
Kevin: "Tactical giraffe inbound."
Me: Deploy the strategic sheep.
Release the defensive octopus
Yeah, the "tactical giraffe" bit reminded me of an old Eddie Izzard comedy routine. 🙂
We are go for marmot! Repeat: go for marmot.
PETA: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”
PETA: “We wanted to do this first”
Every time I hear or see their acronym I think of South Park
@@GretchentheAlligator y
They’re just a joke now
Your comment is perfectly fit with your profile pic. What a gold. Lol.
Kevin: "is good to be this side of the car crash"
Also Kevin like 5 minutes later: *gets ran over by the train*
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that
*"this game is garbage. i love it."*
^ this basically sums up 80 percent of your content lmfao
Honestly it looks better than ZT 2013.
This is were Jim Pickens started evolving
underrated
Oh boy
The real origin story
"I want to be a fish, I've always wanted to be a fish."
**played I Am Fish and almost rage quit**
Kevin: "How much do you bench?"
Zookeeper: "All of it."
"You like dolphins? Pervert! Get out of here." Made me laugh stupidly until I cried.
This video was so much funnier than it had the right to be
8:18 - 8:21 “If you look straight ahead, you’ll see a Hit a Run.” I lost it here. 😂
9:28 - 9:33 Oh, Kevin’s a Madagascar fan. Who knew?
"Penguins are OP" never has there been a more honest statement.
Hell yeah
I lost it as soon as the elephant was "driving" 🤣🤣 thanks for cheering the last bit of my day up!
0:37 leaked footage of Past Kevin getting hit by a car with future Kevin as the driver add that to the Kevin expanded universe.
Day 250 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
you're bound to get it right some day!
Want some help?
You deserve a happy birthday too.
Happy birthday Nikkiesona
@@denisvalentin7728 Aw, thank you, friend! Happy birthday to you, too, Aemiq. :)
@@emopeterparker7 Kevin's birthday was November 10, and he didn't upload that day. I'm stopping at day 365, so I actually won't. Happy birthday, Emo Pete!
This is supremely brilliant. And I want more of this Jersey Penguin character, I think he's got a big future!
I have a feeling that this game was made by all the creatures who survived through other Kevin's zoo simulator playthroughs
"This zoo game should not exist, so I killed all the animals and visitors" is Kevins logic.
Probably...
That penguin "wave" looks suspiciously like some sort of salute often used by geese while they step
“Tactical Giraffe inbound” Call Me Kevin 2019
First he discovered fire, then he discovered explosins. Like 2 seconds later. -Ape Lab Scientist 2019
9:26
"Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave..."
That Zookeeper just shrugged off being run over!
I think I’ll call him Kevin.
"Am woakin ovah 'ere" Yeah I agree, that accent fits penguins perfectly. From now on, that's exactly what I imagine a penguin speaking English would sound like.
Ironically, the screams of the humans sound like Marv's scream from Home Alone. Strange huh, KEVIN?
Kevin: _kills everyone_
Also Kevin: "He's definitely a d1ck!"
no one:
the zookeeper: OOF. AAAHHH!
And then he’s like ohhhhh 😂😂
What if
You wanted to go
Directly to Heaven
But God Said
“No, hit the giraffe instead.”
Kevin: "single player: story of my life"
Me: too relatable Kevin
Asho L I wanna be his second player. I would take such good care of that extra controller
This game is more like “Grand theft monkey” tbh
Grand Theft Auto?
More like Bore Ragnarok.
Juan Cortez Muro No
Grand Theft Golf Cart
Did you mean: India
Don't you mean GTApe
I love how you instantly turned this game into GTA.
this made me laugh so much thank you, we appreciate you
Kevin driving the tour cart: "your zoober is here"
Kevin: "This game should not exist"
Also Kevin: *Plays it anyway*
Me when I hear Kevin joke about his accident : who hurt you?
Kevin : The car. The car hurt me.
"Come here elephant, I'm about to make you endangered"
I think all of the animals became endangered as soon as kevin discovered the game
You manage to make me smile the widest every time. Thank you so much for brightening up a rather dark day.
I was a zookeeper recently when I had to watch my younger family members.
Kevin playing any game- how can I play this in the most chaotic way possible, while also not knowing how to play.
0:44 kind of sad how cyberpunk 2077 did not have this feature, but THIS fricken zoo game does.
0:37 Kevin be like after Cinema visit.
I just want to genuinely say thank you to Kevin for consistently making an effort to upload content everyday for us to enjoy.
Every time the penguin is waving it looks like he’s throwing out a nazi salute lol
There are real videos of a chimp driving a golf cart, lol. I’m not even joking, everyone needs to watch it just once in their lives, it’s simply fantastical.
"A MINUTE AGO" the last time i came this early, i felt like i commited several war crimes.
Same here
hol up
You did by watching a youtuber commit war crimes
Love the frequency of your videos. It's really nice to have something new and always funny to watch almost everyday!
i swear kevin just looks up “family friendly games that also let you kill people”
THIS IS YOUR BEST VID I SWEAR
8:07 “If you look to your left, you’ll see an absolute *DICKHEAD ZOOKEEPER*” 🤣
Only Kevin can make a game this bad so good
Kevin is the only good Let's Player in 2019, change my mind
Dunkey.
@@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti2561 true but his main thing isn't Let's Plays
Let's Game it out. Him and Kevin are my faves
He is the best yes but i just wish his videos are longer like Markiplier for example
@@mohanadmohamed843 I think the reason for that is because Kevin edits his own videos, while Markiplier pays several people to do it for him, so it's a lot harder for Kevin to have that length and still keep the quality/Level of editing
I actually cried while laughing at this video. The fucking fish and elephant had me weak..Its rare for me to get the ones that make me tear up with laughter but damn I enjoyed this video.
"Hes discovered fire!" BOOM 😂
10:32 when he's mercilessly abusing the zookeeper and one of the tour cars from earlier slowly glides across the sky casting a shadow.
Perfection.
Fun fact: That giraffe stretching thing is actually how Evolution works.
Get out of here Lamark.
I'm from New Jersey and can confirm that's exactly how our penguins sound. Spot on as always Kevin.
I'm a penguin and I can back up this statement as 100% correct
Kevin: "Your driver is here!"
*_Everyone exits the vehicle and leaves the zoo_*
Less than one minute in and you've already zapped a monkey and ran over multiple people and animals. Never change Kevin.
Nobody:
NS-Germany: *9:26*
As a German, I can confirm that Germans look like that
Im german as well tho :P
Kevin, anytime you play a game it's a zoo simulator, because you always MONKEY AROUND!
*"hey, kevin. it's going good thanks for asking."*
you always say, "hey there friends, hows it going" but you never get a response back, so...
“Hey, you like dolphins? Pervert.”
Jotaro:
If Zootopia was a zookeeper simulator game
Me: *Vietnam War Flashbacks*
Hey Kevin! :) I hope you have a good day!
This would be a funny multiplayer game though
zookeeper: starts shift
zookeeper: *why do i hear boss music*
10:04 if hearing Kevin say "tummy" isn't the highlight of my day, I don't know what is
1:13 - "He's discovered fire!" *sent into orbit*
I was in pain from belly laughing.
Day twenty-seven of telling Kevin he’s the greatest TH-camr ever.
Video is so old that Kevin uses EARPHONES instead of snapping the headphones on his head
0:21 That is not a monkey...
Feels good to be on this side of the carcrash. :D
No one:
Kevin: hello friends today we're going to torture animal's.
Starting the new year by watching Kevi while brushing my teeth. Decade goals.
Kevin’s dream of being a zoo keeper has finally become a reality.
Even though Kevin has played other zoo games before.
Day 314 of annoying Kevin until he gives up and plays the worst Wii game ever, Big Family Games.
Killing* a zoo keeper.
Pat The Piranha Plant we’re close to one year
Ah yes Big Family Games is a personal favourite we stan
Something about watching a zookeeper yeet a giant clownfish is amazing and everything I needed today.
**This video has been removed by PETA**
I LOVE YOU KEVIN, HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
No one's gonna make a penguins of Madagascar joke? Really?
9:30 where he does WHAT, Kevin?!
-is always confused
-more of a feccman
-never knows his own strength
-pale to the bone
Hmm..
The first minute I'm already in tears of laughter
Go go gadget extendo neck!
I loved this
1:14 that escalated quickly
The ragdoll physics in this game is hilarious! 🤣
Welcome to the Shih Tzu.
I laughed hysterically the entire time I watched this.
However I would have loved to have seen the penguin on the ferris wheel or the tram. Because I love penguins, and I love Kevin ❤
Jim Pickens needs to be put into a zoo
You ever go down into his basement?
@@TailsIsDisappointed We both know that whatever goes down that basement will never come back
@eroM ekiL eroB korangaR I agree with you sir
Not even a minute and a half into the video and kevin is already blowing things up
Me: Mom can I get zoo tycoon?
Mom: we have zoo tycoon at home.
Zoo tycoon at home:
kevin: wrecks havoc at the zoo, has a glitching neck, kills the man who thought he was safe in the aquarium.
also kevin: teaches a life lesson of excepting the unexpected events to conclude the video.
not all heroes wear capes. ♡